Gorudu Shipu, the horse.
too lewd. report, sage and ignore, /v/madacchis
>>722788784I wish she raped me
>>722788784>is le wacky chungus horse>has the sexiest designI don't get it.
>>722788784tell me about the horsewhy does she wear the hat
>>722789016Body of a Mejiro, mind of a Gold
>>722788784>the recent comic of mating with her being old and used to make more faster and stronger horsespretty fuckin kino
>>722789089It's where she hides the drugs
>>722789119Link?
>>722789016>has the sexiest designThat's not Taiki Shuttle.
>>722788784Post her ass
>>722789230https://e-hentai.org/g/3549156/d593e42b79/
is the narita brian main story support card any good?
>>722789016wrong
>>722789662>draw a dog>call it a horse
>>722789662I like how I didn't know Taiki Shuttle didn't exist until I pulled her, ran her campaign once and got A rank and now she's my daily monies race horse.Taiki just took over my account.
>>722789972>(Spanish)tipped off ICE
>>722789662Too bad her voice is horrible.
>>722790065it's good for F2Ps
>>722790065It's good but the SR Speed cards are better if you have them at decent LB
>>722790231You're gay.
>>722789662>all the other racers passing by dejectedly>Haru Urara :D's by when the last one is fully off screenkek
>>722790140
>>722790407holy fuck
How do umas reproduce if we are not supposed to lewd them?
>>722790216theres an english version i just grabbed the first one linked
>>722790637They're the ones who lewd (you).
>>722790231you are a fucking FAGGOT
Bakushin's career pisses me off without backloaded it is with races especially the one during summer camp
Everytime I draw umas i get frustrated with the amount of tiny random details sprinkled in their designs
>>722789016Gap moe can have some fucked up combinations that can come from unexpected angles
>>722791156I know that feel bro. Then you look at her again, notice something you missed, and think "fuck I forgot that detail AAIIIIEEE"
>>722789662
>>722791280Damn bitch you tall as fuck
>>722791280
...
>>722788784
>>722791445Why is she lying?
>>722791350Just wait for Hishi Akebono
>>722789016The sexiest design is easily Bourbon though. Literally no one else wears something as slutty as she does. The fact that she's a deadpan giga autist that larps as a mecha, just masks that fact until you look at it in detail again.
CM practice races?
>>722788920it stayed up THOUGH
>>722789662AMOGUS SUS
>>722788784god i want to suck on her tits
We are all gonna get plat right /v/madacchi?
>>722789972>western
>>722791812I won't.
How do human women compete with unas for human men's attention and resources in universe?
>>722788784Is this mod or just screenshoot edit?
MICHELLE MY BABY!
>>722791280Bitch vs Bimbo
>>722790859I don't know why they bothered making any uma's after Taiki Shuttle.
>>722791598Need more umas in leotards right NOW.
>>722789662I'm in love with taiki's tits.
>>722791812I have Falco and Seiun so yes
>>722791598I just can't find Bourbon sexy, she's so godamn autistic I just can't T. Was my very first SSR uma
>>722791812I already got my plat i'm retired
>have to waste one of my daily borrows getting Grass to B sprint so I can get the stars from the transfer request
>>722792203>wins one crown>retiresAgnes Tachyon....
>>722791896Umas are already pretty rare and it seems like 90% of the time they end up with their trainerhuman women can compete by spreading misinformation saying that Trainer-Trainee relationships are morally incorrect, umas are also much rarer than humans
>>722791896You don't have to buy a new bed or go to the hospital for a fractured pelvis every time you have sex.
>>722791812I legit don't think I'll get a single win.
>>722792113
>>722791896They don't, I think even in-lore Uma's are naturally more beautiful than regular women because they need to court mates to continue their species.Unless she's a 9 or above a human woman stands no chance against an UmaJust imagine the number of seething femcels in the uma universe
>>722792568How do umacels like falco or spe exist then
>>722791812In a world of winners there must be losers.
>>722791480>people posting cute anime girls>some faggot has to post whorescan you dont
>>722789016>serious, stern looking design>absolute retard
>>722789662More bouncing.
QoL updates when?
Why is she so mean?
>>722791480Bunch of posers, here's the real umamusumehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Vr1wr4w0E
>>722791480Scarlet stuffs her bra.
>>722792637Don't forget that Spe-chan, as she tends to do in everything, eventually lost to the Mejiro pussy
>>722790348she only has one pose for winning and losing so it's always her :D face
>when the non-horror game suddenly has a horror section
Do we know what the best skills for the leo cup are yet?
>>722792756half anni
>>722789662BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES
I remember someone made a Phd thesis about horses assholes in engineering or something lik ethat, does someone have that post?
>>722792929
You can marry Oguri Cap, but how rich do you need be to not go bankrupt from marriage to her?
>Borrow parent with 9* groundwork>My parent also has groundwork>2 wasted borrows without any groundworkHOWWHYI HATE THIS GAME
>>722792940Pretty much the same uniques as taurus and the corresponding greens for the track and conditions, put those on summer Maru or lose agianst those that do.
God dammit the game gave me Fuji instead of Gold City.
Daily reminder that Silence Suzuka did not pick you. She was handed to you by a trainer that took her virginity, train her wrong, and told her she will never race again.
>>722792317>misinformation saying that Trainer-Trainee relationships are morally incorrectThey ARE incorrect anon, you need to date human women like Aoi Kyruin, I hear that she's a fantastic lover.
>>722789016She's a breeder.
>>722793074the trainer was an old woman though
>>722793075Go to bed Meek, you have training in the morning
>>722793023Do you have double circle affinity? If yes that's just really bad luck
>>722793126And?
Is aohar- i mean the unity cup before or after leo?
Reminder: she's coming.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo
>Wednesday
I lost my Blockushin run at the Sprinters S and I lost all desire to do anymore runs today
>>722793340I'm telling Danchou.
Why is this allowed?
>>722789972A small bale is usually around 50lbs. Horses eat 2% of their body weight a day on average, so 20lbs a day. Oguri is Oguri and a Throughbred so lets time its by 10.So 200lbs a day so far. Oguri also has 3 meals a day, so like times that by x3. 600lbs a day600/50= 12. 12x$13 = $156.It would cost $156 a day to kept Oguri happy and healthy. This does not include grain. supplements, and water.
>>722793416I just sent one of the dozens of Maruzenskis I have from fan runs
>>722793376Danchou would be very disappointed with me if he peeped the chronogenesis this month. Cancer Cup really burned me the fuck out. Burned me out and I don't even have anything to show for it that's the worst part. I have this shitty Vodka and that's it.
I just need cm3 to happen already, I need to see my fate, I need to see if I'll get raped or not. Im ready! Show it to me already!!!!
>>722791480My tier list>Goddess tier5, 15>Good tier1, 9, 12, 13, 14>Okay tier4, 8>Meh tier2, 6, 7, 10, 16, 17>Shit tier3, 11
>>722793074>take someone else's horse >their legs break>raise a horse from the beginning >their legs breakTrainer san....
>>722793416Just send a Bakushin
I am sexually attracted to Gold Ship cosplayers armpits, I don't even play the game
>>722792664based pic
>>722793549I can also send Urara because why the fuck not since it's a waste of stars anyway
>>722793496Not that bad, you'll make it to group B finals. Don't worry anon, its important to not burn out and have fun you can't win em all
>>722793308Shortstack representation
Looks like Golshi has met her match!
>>722793642yeah but like I'm also not even doing Leo Cup prep either I'm just skipping my runs completely the last few days
>>722793074>every single gold horse wants Trainer-san>they choose him>Trainer-san even risk his life to to help a gold horse when she has a run in with a local yakuzaHow can anyone pick Suzuka after that? Beside that ugly shaved hipster?
>>722789972the bleached version is better
>>722793660When does Rob Roy come out? She was literally me when I read fantasy novels in the 2000s.
>>722793595>human ears
>>722793693me on the left
>>722793198After
>Ryan actually looks good now
>>722793148Whoever made this groundwork bullshit deserves to be fucked in the ass by a horse
>>722793308Could be worse.At least it's not a Miserable Monday.
>>722793748Any time soon.Also she's fucking BIGhttps://youtu.be/eQsKHhr4vu0?t=173
>>722793416I gave him Oguri, surely you have some sprint parents.
>>722793825no
A group has finally picked up Star Blossom after five months of waiting. I can die happy now.
>>722789662Guys I love the green color so much.
>>722793869Mambo Monday is never miserable.
>>722793874>AI slopyou subhumans are the reason the internet and everything is going to shit
>>722793717Nothing wrong with that, breaks are encouraged. Just tell your danchou you need a few days off and you'll get them
>>722793948retard
>>722793874Not him but I just find her really cute. Shy, nerdy, bookworm girl is a classic.The stealth huge tits are a big plus though
>>722793843Agreed, reason why I'm skipping the hag and waiting until valentines bourbon to build front runners
>>722793748>whenhonse.moe/timeline
>>722793825>best she's ever looked>last race of the manga and then it's over (she loses)Humiliation ritual
>>722793496You’re good, anon. We’re taking it easy this month. Let me know if you need a break, just make sure you don’t burn yourself out.
What do you do when a restaurant refuses to serve you and your Uma saying that your love is morally wrong?
>>722793948>Wtf didn't notice it was slop. Did I lose my touch? >Look it up>Real artistNigga you almost scared me. Tasteless coomer though, but real.
>>722789116I would feed her carrots every day and I would wear a padded protective suit so she can kick me as much as she wants
>>722794082Oy Neigh danchou is so ruthless, only he can kick people with a gentle smile on his face
Imagine having an Uma for a big sister…
>>722791445Grass needs to learn how to love her own heritage.
Fun races?
Are you supposed to enter the b- restricted CM format or the unrestricted format if you produce shitty umas? I'm averaging b+ umas with an occasional A.
Opera Bird is OUT.Opera-O-Lantern is IN.
>>722793717There's people who I borrowed from who disappeared for 7 days or more. I'm not sure what happened last week other then maybe burn out from the Event Points grind. Do ur bes trainers but Rest and Recreation is important too!
>>722794192you should see /v/ma's >we're a casual, laid-back club!>A-ARE THOSE A HUNDRED MILLION SHEKELFANS?!>GET OUT YOU CASUAL VERMIN, WE NEED REAL PLAYERS IN HERE>kicks guy with 200k fans
>>722794214That one sure way that brother isn't going to go for an uma as a wife.
>>722791445>White woman straight up denying she's from the states Grass is so funny
>>722794192>t.
>>722794321That's Grass-Sama to you Gaijin
>>722794248you enter Graded and go for Group B finals
>>722794015>>722793748>IRL Rob Roy was the boss of his stable, had a boisterous personality and won a fuckload of money>Among Sunday Silence's progeny, Rob Roy earned more than Special Week or Stay Gold and only earned less than Deep Impact himself>Musume version of Rob Roy is some quiet reserved megane-koI don't get itWe could have had a loud black haired Scottish (cosplaying) lass, sort of like an Akikawa that swings around a claymore the size of her body
>>722794192>>722794286>>722794335>meanwhile /v/mapyoi
>>722794286Propaganda, /v/ma barely kicks anyone lol
>>722794286He's right, I say this and do this all the time.
McQueen...
>>722794248If you have lots of B's, especially 8000-8500 with good stats (relatively of course), would go with Open. It's risky going into Graded and most likely you'll be B Finals at best if you catch other shitters on your level. Gemini wasn't as intense as Taurus for some reason, although A's were still top tier from what anons posted. It's a judgement call. Hell, you might luck out and just catch shitters the entire time with your high B+s and low A's. Just keep it real.
>>722794375Still a white bitch.
>>722794476>der/v/cels mad people don't talk about them
Done with CM3 AND CM4 prep (for now), what career should I run?
>>722794286one of the new guys is a /vg/tard, too. it is what it is, the club is aiming for A+ after all. i'll just keep playing as usual and take the extra carats
>>722794612fan as many fans as possible
People are missing out on Gold City, her career is very cute and she is an adorable tsundere.
>>722794476meanwhile in /v/oonerzuela
>>722794661This, she's gorgeous and sweet>B-But Muh metaNgmi
>>722794661SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT BLOWING ALL MY CARATS ON HER
>>722794661I'll get her in January.
>>722794403>/v/mapyoi and Oy Neigh are in the 800s range with like 20~ ranks of differenceSeems fine to me
>>722794674After the public execution of the dictator, we've entered a time of peace, the border is tense but we are rebuilding
47520415Cancer18 playersBring 1 uma
>>722794661Bruh theres no carats around. And all metafags are gonna pull on Riko/Rice and Summer Maru. We need something like the Golshi event from a month ago
>>722794674Still recruiting in /v/ooners by the way, only downside is half of these homos fell for the DIRT SHOES meme.
>>722794661>watching Macchan's guess the horse video>Gold City appears>his eyes light up, mouth literally drops, goes oooooh>>very beautiful gal yes yes>>separated clothes very good>>beautiful beautifulshe has a certain effect on men
>>722794661It's not that I don't want her, her banner's placement is just a bit awkward and I simply don't have enough carats
>>722794661fuck, I'm kinda weak to gyarus like her style
>>7227947953/18Holy shit there's a Gold City. Get in here!
>>722794820We have the Meta event and the upgraded carats. I had 35k when Gold City came out and that's after pulling for Hishiama.
>>722794891DO IT AND POST PULLS
Skipping Doto for Flash. I NEED German tiddies
>>722794476You guys are hard carried by one guy.It would be a shame if /v/ma were to recruit him...
>>722793595What If I dress as Golshi, anon?Am a thirty year old man
>>722794915Based
>>722794795>Oy Neigh >Money Moguljej
>>722794795Damn that gold city is looking NICE, I hope we can see some actual CM races to see how she performs
>>722794993>average member earns 800 to a million>one guy has 5 million average>hurr it's just one guymafs
Gold Ship lost
>>722794891Blondes aren't rare in horses. They're just rare in thoroughbreds.
>>72279490310/18
>>722794979I will luckshit both, and this SUPER LUCKY 7 proves it
>>722794661I want to roll for her, but summer boomer next week.
>>722794979Basado.
Eat your veggies.
>>722795086/svg/ is worse than /gbfg/ right nowevery time I click on that thread I just close it immediatelytheres no way they can make me play that shit
>>722795127
>>722794623NTA but I'm a /vg/tard and I've migrated here since the attack of the coomposters
>>722795083lol settle down derp/v/, you guys would get winded if he left, don't kid yourselves.
>>722795127Holy Shiraoki-Sama she finally did it.
>>722795127>Fukutards are starting to get GETSThis is a bad omen...I just know it
>>722795127woah
>>722795195I just use both threads. Sometimes some retard is chimping out here so I go to /vg/ and sometimes /vg/ is being spammed by AI shit and ERP so I search /v/ for a thread. And in the worst case scenario, there's always /vmg/ I guess."Board loyalty" has to be the most retarded shit ever like my dudes I just want to talk about the game.
>>722795192>>722795224>>722795261>>722795293Chill guys, it's a fake fukutard
>>722795138>big screen>big tiddies
Umadachi-donos, I am making a late surger KKK pasa. What skills are good for late surgers? I have been making end closers and front runners for months now, never made a good late surger.She's my wife, I just want to make her as good as she can be.
>>722794795Something came up, I'll start it right now
>>722795361Ryan ult, Rudolf ult, all her built in skills are great
>Bad mood>late start>rushed
THE (GOOD) BIRD
danchou-sama...
LET ME PASS
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?! SO! ERU CONDORU PASAAAAAAAAA
>>722795162>Tosho POV
As a Taiki man am I obligated to pull for my wife's best friend, Doto?
>>722789016They redesigned her to be cute, her original design was more manly and cartoony.
>>722794795Condor power!
>>722793874Blatantly not AI slop because the highlights are done in a non-skitzo way. AI always fills in the blanks as if thiugh it were drawing with crayons.
>Login>Do 3 borrows>They're hot garbage>Log outsorry dancho I'll start grinding fans when the game gives me something to work with
>>722794915I took the same exact Natie to both Cups so farIm not sorry, she's my good luck charm
>>722795690>that Gold CityDamn, you guys work fast.
>white woman >Behave like a Yamato Nadeshiko The perfect creature....
how the FUCK did Curren Chan end 17th she was 4th when the last spurt started
>5th Late start of the day>Brute forces her way into the lead>Does not activate anglingI'm starting to think my falcon is actually throwing
>>722795775Ass wonder.
>>722795779Front blob
>>722795779No matter how much Power you increase,if you're brocked, you're brockedthis is inevitable
>>722789016>le wacky chungus horseyeah, that's the real goldship
>>722795762people are going for double and triple debuffers this time around
>>722795361Furious Feat, Outer Swell, Slick Surge, mile corners, late surger corners, nimble navigator On your left and No Stopping Me are good golds but hard to get1000+ speed, ~460 stam, 1200 pow
what was her problem?
>>722795779>>722795492she died
>>722795795Deserved
>>722795663Everyone needs a Doto in their lives.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI HAVE TO FINISH MY LAST ACE IN ORDER TO NOT EAT SHIT IN THE CUP!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>722793825The game really did her dirty.....
>Triple late start in finalsWhat do
>>722796003Don't worry, you'll eat shit either way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chi_cuh6S40Japan racing just starting. I have no idea where. 2nd monitor tier. I am super Jelly of JP streams so far because they have cute girls and they show cute merchandise once in awhile. I know JPs don't have animal rights activists up their arse (not saying there isn't issues in horse racing) but they do a great job of marketing horse racing to anyone and everyone.
I'm proud of my Gold City, her last spurt was pretty amazing. If I can get her better skills for the end stretch I think she'll be great.
>3 power 3 wit>Blockushins always end up with shit stats anywaywaht am I doing wrong
I still haven't joined a club and I don't really plan tojoining a random D-rank group in pubs seems like an exercise in futility and I have no interest in joining a /v/ group (even if they weren't ran by people that apparently expect quotas out of you)
>>722796031Alt+f4
>>722795996Doto propaganda is strong, I had to set aside a few rolls for her
I was expecting the story Bourbon to be like those paper tiger S ranks you find in team trials, but she had the stats to give my Taurus ace a good run for her money.
>>722795709ok retard
>>722793117proof
>>722796050Yeah definetely optimize her skills and I think she'll perform well, I'm pretty happy that it seems fuji and city are more viable than once thought
>>722796003Just accept that you are going to eat shit and start working on the leo cupThat's what I'm doing
>>722796087>I still haven't joined a club and I don't really plan toDon't be stupid anon you're missing out on thousands of free carats by not joining a club plus club points to MLB the freebie storymode cards.
>>722795083>average member earns 800 to a millionSo does /v/ma, it's literally is just one guy carrying you.
>>722796087None of the /v/ clubs expect quotas, just join /v/ooners they're B rank and casual
Anyone up for more races?
>>722795943No rich, white Chad husband...
>>722796042>ナイスデスネheh
When will they finally rise the borrow cap? Cant do shit like this
How about doing a cancer race with our leo aces?
>>722796303If you build it, they will come.Protip: Make the timer a hour or longer. Some nights are slower than others.
>>722796361Let's hope that in half anni they implement some stuff
>>722796252>/v/ooners>B rankthey just had a civil war anon...
>>722796087join /vmg/, they don't have quotas and they're chill, they're like 10/30
they should introduce more umamericans
>>722796417who the fuck is that
Things you love to see
>>722796252/v/ma has a quota>Play-Style: Laid-Back
>>722796364Sounds fun95740953Bring however many
>>722794476Mind if I add to this rivalry?
>>722796480>QuarterhorseAnon...
>>722794384Agnes Digital was a monster in the tracks but it's depicted as a fujo(????) I don't get it either
>>722796517Yeah and it's >don't be gone for 4 days without letting anyone know>do a career a day (failures are okay)That's pretty laid-back.
>>722796541KEK
>>722796513she has chimpouts like golshi?
>>722796598and it's only because of her nickname lol
Say something nice about OUR HEROES!!!!!!
>>722796541ummm /v/mapyoikeks???
saikoudattanayoshi
>>722795921Does unyielding spirit, 15000cc, late surger straightaway work with pasa? I can take one of them with my last points. Got the other things you recommend (except for on your left, no stopping me)
>>722796219jelly
>>722796635Yes but they give more energy so ultimately they're positive, just train the forced stat and take it as a "free" stat boost since it costs the same as a training or even less if it's not an upgraded training.
>>722796541Can't make her race!
>>722796070>>722796070>>722796070anybody?
>>722796764Not really, /v/ma's more popular.
>>722794795>Awful mood + RushedShiraoki sama...
>>722796761Don't worry about on your left or no stopping me they're basically impossible right now.
>>722796772that's funny because her updated ult later on will have the same effect as Golshi
>>722796761Straightaway is your best choice
>>722789662AJ is the better 'murica horse.
>First Groundwork parent>Guts 1*Of course
>>7227965348/9 starting in 5
>>722788784i thought this game was le safespace for troons, this sole screenshot would be enough to rope a few
>>722796908who
>>722796070Deck is good, power is pretty low. how often are you resting compared to training wit?
>>722797030I am not resting very often at all
>From Great to Awful in 2 daysAAAAAAAAAAH
>>722796541One of our local drawfags did this before Oy Neigh's danchou went crazy
>>722796534DAIWA SCARETO that race got surprisingly close at the very end
Haru Urara is DEAD
>>722796541jej
>>722796929>get groundwork stars>get 1 blue star>get 3 blue stars>get no groundwork starsnaruhodou
>>722797146GOLDSHIP WOULD NEVER
>>722796541>>722797168Just a reminder Oy Neigh danchou used 120fps hack!
>>722796513curse of gold
>>722797167did /v/mers get rugpulled?
>>722797168Who is Dantsu
wow, fantasy pasa fucking sucks
>>722797168>/v/mapyoi always talking about how they'll surpass x or defeat y and conquer z>gets defeated by a single guy that just likes to runHoly in character kino
>>722788784>Finished watching S2 this morningGuys is it okay to cry over horses.
>>722797237Fantasy pasa is alright, just gotta gamble on the ult
>>722794820>>722794725>muh carats!You don’t have 50?
Hey, can we post about Rice?
>>722797228/herse/
>>722797302I've never ever seen it go off
>>722788784why is she so weird
>>722797220if you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'
>>722797115Fuarking kino.....we need more oc
>>722796534Scratching my head on why Condor's ult didn't pop. Very nice run for a silly race though. Scarlet wins!
>>722797315Delet this
>>722797315EXPLODE
>>722797115kino
I want her so fucking bad....I did 20 pulls I just can't bring myself to do more with all these banners coming up.
>>722797378>Two wedding mayasIs this a falcon situation where no one pulled for her yet everyone has her
>>722796417Why are you posting some random Uma Musume?
Mejiro Gold when?
Never ever listen to fukutards
>>722797272we all cried during episode 11 and 13 anon it's okay
>>722797402She might have the best casual clothes in the game fitting for a model
>>722796541LMFAO
>>722797315I can't be mad when I did the same thing with Seiun. Still haven't even run her career, lmao.
>>722797434i randomly got her while pulling for seiun so maybe
>>722797476What happened?
>>722797315I hate you anon.
>>722797518EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>722797316I'm afraid the shrimp fried Rice
>>722797434I threw a tenner during her banner and got both Taishin and Maya, then I got her again while pulling for Seiun, got all 3 of them in 30 pulls :)
Doing a cheeky trainee single pull. Wish me luck
>>722794661I would love to experience errybody story mode, but I guess not since this is a gacha game after all.
>>722797316You can always post about our HERO
>>722797518Woah! Don't be too careless showing that around these parts! Some folk tend to get a little deranged about this kind of thing...
>>722797518I've already reported you to the united seiunlet association, you are a fucking dead man walking, GIVE HER TO ME YOU FAGGOT SHE BELONGS TO ME
>>722797272Yes
>>722797625Good luck!
>>722797625It's all over..
>>722797316No.
>>722797518>>722797315i pulled 112 times until i got a Maruzensky, not even a non-make debut uma
>>722797316EVERYONE PLEASE RICE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcF_6yAcjok
>>722797518
>>722796908>AJIs there even an American Horse in the game with those initials
>>722797648you'd have her if you saved your carats
HEBE SHOWER HAS THE LARGEST FAT FUCKING ASS IN THE GAMEWITH B CUPS
>>722797635how in the FUCK has Haru's mom not been added into the game? Jesus christ what a design...
>>722797752This can't be real.....
>>722796908Taiki >>> Applejack
I said I wouldn't roll without a spark after what happened with Seiun, but...S.Maru, here I come.
>>722797690what's the problem? it says right there, you got the bestest prize
>>722797826>Seiunlet>SmaruletYou people just love fucking yourself over dont you
>>722797826A fool and his carats are easily parted.
>>722797826
>>722797790Cuz shes from cingrey irrc so not canon
>>722797826why do you want Smaru if you don't even have Seiun
i love this dorkass knigga like you wouldn't believe
>>722797780Oi! All your yelling has dun gone made her cry! What are you going to do about it?
>>722791480why do women love cosplaying gacha chars so much
>>722797952that's just saber with horse ears
>>722797952Why is she allowed to bring a weapon to school grounds
>>722788784The strongest, the hero of /v/
>722797962YUP YUP, that's me with Rice Shower alright
>>722797735He is a brony
>>722793746>i just hope that he is not a nigger!>what?>they will understand
>>722797980BULLY THE HEBE
hate raisusimple as
>>722797995Anon taiki has a gun and grass has a nagitana, how exactly do you plan on taking the weapons away from literal superhumans
If Grass Wonder went to war with her naginata would she count as a cavalry unit?
>>722797995she is the bone of her sword
>>722798064>how exactly do you plan on taking the weapons away from literal superhumansThey still lose to the cock, can't beat the cock man
>>722798064Don’t forget, the Umaverse isn’t free from wars
>>722798141Actually yeah, I think any unit that had cavalry was a uma musume, I remember in the anime a painting depicted the samurai as umas.
>>722798172Just imagine an Uma banzai charge or german Umatroopers
>>722798172Sun Tzuma was famous for her use of cavalry
>>722798013it's funnier which is why its better
>>722798172Wasn't George Washington an uma musume?
>>722798172Ningen Takeda vs Kenshin Umasugi
>>722798172>Alexander and his Companion umas>Ghengis Khan conquering half the world with his umas>Polish Winged Huss-umas >Napoleon and Mareng-uma
>>722797330Special Week has a pussy like that
>>722797697>BPD girls be like...
>>722798275Literally yes, the founding fathers were butch umas
wat do horse girls smell like?
>>722798373holy kek
>>722798329Bucephalus in game when
>>722796070It's pretty hard to pump power to 1k+ without any power inherit or vodka mlb yet at the same time your blue is guaranteed to be shit because of groundwork
>>722798172how many umas were disintegrated when the bombs dropped
My carats are for Cafe only
>>722798425I could see it in a scenario similar to the three goddesses one, send your uma to learn directly from a VR simulation of old uma heroes of history
>>722798450Umas are mutants born in the aftermath of the bombs.
>>722798494This.
>>722798329What about all the Spanish umas who spread into the Americas?
I need OC of Bourbon doing this to motivate Ricehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh6ho4R73oE
>>722798414no daughter of mine is going to be a racist!
>>722798172When did umas become obsolete in warfare? with the ridiculous strength feats of some of the "strong" umas i can't see a clean point where they'd be phased out
>>722798552You mean the Umericas?
>>722798549Umas existed since caveman times in the umaverse
>>722798172What happened to uma POWS on the eastern front?
>>722798645Around WW1. They still have their places especially rough terrain and isolated areas. It was recently brought back for some soldiers to receive training along side umas. Don't ask whats happening with Umas in Ukraine.
>>722798172A single uma musume could've probably taken down an entire trench by herself
haru number 1
>>722798774>A single uma musume could've probably taken down an entire trench by hers-ACK
>You now realize the low uma population is due to them being sent out to die for humans during war
>>722798774Imagine a pack of finnish Umas flipping a russian tank over with one big push and setting it on fire.
>>722797518i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner, i just need to wait for the mega banner,
>>722798863You're not wrong. There's a movie about that made by Stephen Spielbergenstein.
YES WE GET IT TICKET YOU WON THE DAHBY STOP BRAGGING
>>722798172Considering Ireland is a Monarchy in that Universe wouldn't the IRA and the Troubles be a rebellion against the crown?
>>722798885Akebono Hishi's great grandma.
>>722798885>Umas used to be fucking HUGEWhat the hell happened?
Were uma musume worshipped as messengers of the gods in ancient times?
>>722798943B-BUT THE DAHBY HAPPENS EVERY YEAR BUT I DON'T GET TO RACE IN ANOTHER DAAAAAAAAAAHBY
>>722799023Blame the vikings.
>>722798373was hitler an uma
>You will never ever be carried to safety by your uma gf after being injured in warWhy live?
>>722798885Not canon.
>>722798552>you will never be a south american native in the uma universe >you will never get "raped" by a conquistador uma why live
>>722799171Symboli Adolf was the greatest leader Germany ever had
>>722799023too much breeding with puny human men
>War Horse is now a Romance/Thriller
>>722798943UWAAAAAAA DAHBY
>>722799259Dare you to stream it.
PWAHKAHBY
>>722798863>implying umas most weren't all nobility or at the very least didn have important positions in armies umas are the very last thing you want to send on a pointless suicide charge, they probably were shock troops or part of special regiments with meaningful and important missions, wouldn't be surprised if not a single one of them was a lowly soldier
This is an American according the Japan
>>722799259>uma propaganda
It might be better to ask which notable figures AREN'T umas at this point.
I might give Agnes Digital SR a spin as one of my strength cards. 0 Specialty bonus but she has great skills, might just get a Power parent instead of a speed one.
An uma with a gun would legitimately be unstoppable, it would be like a boomer shooter
>>722799493I bet for everyone 1 uma in USA, there is 50 Zebras
>>722788784I got the Seiun Sky ssr card is that good?
Why are sprinters like this?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/42TmG77Zm1g
so was the trojan horse uma shaped
>>722799542One of the best stamina SSRs, explode
>>722799542There's two of them.The stamina SSR is pretty decent, and the wit SSR is kinda niche.
>>722799595filled with uma soldiers
>>722798972Now that you mention it, I'm kinda curious how uma Ireland works...Is it a unified country, or is Northern Ireland still part of the UK in the uma world? Is it ever specified where Fine Motion is in the line of succession? Is the royal family specifically a line of umas, or did the Irish king simply happen to marry an uma that generation? Really makes you think
>>722799493Need her and Taiki to feed me burgers until I puke.
>>722799542Escape artist is really good
Guys, i'm starting to think a race war between humans and umas may have happened in the past
Are they ever gonna release limited purchaseable carats and shit? I don't wanna spend money for the basic trash ones.
>>722799637DAMN HISHI AMAZON LOOKS LIKE THAT!?
>>722794661Sorry bro I'm saving for TAMTAM
>>722799561the strongest racists
>>722799637Why do you keep posting this
>>722794915Lot of nonsense for someone in debuff range *steals your velocity*
>>722799493This is what a basketball American looks like to the Japanese
>>722799736Because it is horse related
>>722799736He's trying to get janny's attention so the thread will get deleted.
>>722799658it did happen and they almost won
Someone like Gentildonna probably tore through armies like a war elephant
>>722799736Ignore the schizo he's mindbroken lmao
>>722797986Because they're hot and/or cute, this is a vital feature sorely lacking from other genres.
>>722799775>at their height knights were fighting uma raids while samurai were dealing with uma warships
Someone post the pull chart
>>722797986cute and popular thing at the moment
>>722799658>humans found a way to quell the umas through a national program to send them to glue factories, but it was too late>the rest of the world had already fallen to umapyoi
>>722799771Is that a......
>>722799775>>722799836>All the Mongolian Umas were shortstacks
>>722799784>To be able to crush an iron shot put ball (12cm in diameter) into a smaller one (2cm in diameter), Gentildonna’s handgrip strength would exceed 1.14 million tons.>Just for reference, the average handgrip strength for an adult man is 44kg, for an adult woman is 24kg, and 500kg for an adult gorilla.>The pressure in her hand will exceed 800GPa, twice as much as the pressure at earth’s core.>The heat produced during the process would create a nuclear fission, which evaporates everything in Tracen, and probably in the whole Tokyo.
>>722799784i can take her
>>722799658I think it was also in air groove's story but umas are not allowed to run at full speed in public places due to the risk of insta-killing normal people in a collision. I'm pretty sure the humans lost the uma war
>>722799920>>722799993I don't think any mortal man could take her
>gold ship>shiny canoe>cornflakes fieldwhy do horses have such shitty names?
>>722800124Give me enough TP refill drinks and ill do it
>>722800137Try to come up with a catchy and original horse name right now
>>722799658Im sure there was constant mass rapings
>>722800124
>>722800137That's how they get attention
>>722800137>skibidi rizz
>>722800183Nta, Murder Machine
>>722800183>Try to come up with a catchy and original horse name right nowTickle Dungeon
>>722800183He's Got a Gun
>>722800137you forgot the best of them allBENISPARK
>>722800253>The owner's barely disguised fetish
>>722800183Oguri Fat
>>722800183Does It For Free
>>722800183Napolitan Panic
>>722800183In First
>>722800183Marry Me Mary
>>722800183Hoof Hearted
>>722800216Is this achievable natty?
>>722800183Nothing Ever Happens
>>722800183rean schwarzer
>>722800183What Its Like To Chew 5 Gum
>>722800183Clean up on aisle /v/
>>722800183>Try to come up with a catchy and original horse name right nowPen is Mightier
>>722800183Peachy Pits!
>>722800183Horse for Sale Cheap
>>722800183Pen Island
>>722800337
>>722800337Haha...
>>722800337haha.....
>>722800183Ran to the Loo
>>722800337That's our Rean!
>>722800137Silly horseracing names are the best.
>>722800183Midnight Launch
>>722799259Your art sucks get better
>>722800183The Child Predator
>>722800183For the gray corolla parked in lot B your car is being towed
>>722800183Twenty Eight Stab Wounds
>>722800183Starlight Roar
>>722800183Every Day Until You Like It
>>722799658>imagine being a gruel-fed, sickly Qin peasant>you wipe the sweat from your brow as you raise your bony frame above the rice fields to peer at the distance>amid the dust clouds in the horizon, a vast uncountable horde of muscular steppe Umas reared on a nutritious diet of milk and protein are bearing down on your frontier town>they are all in heat
>>722800137Names can't be reused ever iirc so it's like trying to get a unique name on XBLA/PSN without being xXxDark_LordxXx
>>722796042Race 3. Dirt. Uhhhhh pick your winners.
>>722800183Beneath the Moonlight
>>722799658>make sudden noise at the dead of night>end up killed by heart attack or exhaustionit's that easy
Everyone is too busy posting horse names no will notice me posting my wife.
>>722800183Sneed n' Feed Kingdom
>>722800183Secretariat
>>722800672Sneed n' WHAT
>>722800671She certainly doesnt look like that
>>722800183Winning Tits
>>722800647TECHNO DRAGON
>>722800183A Horse With No Name
>>722800183Anthony Burch
tallest horsebest horse
>>722800647I'll be honest, I studied the wrong moon runes so I can't read this. 2 looks good
>>722800183Love A Nice Rack
>>722800183The Game
Okay but if /v/ma collectively bought a horse....which of all these names would be the winner?
>>722800672>>722800707
>>722800183
>>722799771Which horse was Michelle My Baby supposed to represent anyway
>>722800787mine
>>722800787Does It For Free most likely.
>>722800183We Must Be Better
>>722800183Masamu-NeighSam Colt
>>722800183Absolute Dogshit
>>722800787Sneed N' Feed Kingdom has my vote. I'll be honest I've actually been looking into getting a race horse.
>>722800647SMART EMINENCE
>>722800183Tazuna Hayakawa
>>722797402How do you get the game to be landscape like this.It only gives me options to landscape if it's a race.
>>722800647For me, it's Smart Eminence.
>>722800183No SolicitorsBeware of Horse
>>722800792Confusion is Tactical One's low IQ sister.
>>722800183Nickers Tongue My Angus
>>722800939Have you checked the story section?
>>722800792imagine losing my beloved
>>722800183moot
>>722800897>SpoilerElaborate
>>722800647All in on Clown HeartDoes Smart Eminence have any relation to the bird or is it a coincidence? I know horse names tend to draw from their parents
>>722800897I would get a retired dog racer at one point desu
>>722801025I can't read moonrunes.
>>722800183Blast Hardcheese
>>722801061>uma courtship ritual
>>722801073She looks like Suzuka on preview
>>722801164>Implying suzuka could ever have an ass
>>722801073Grass Wonder? More like ASS Wonder
>>722801164>All chestnuts look the same
>>722800647>Techno Dragon>Bradshaw>Zenno Kreba?>Grey Rule?>Jayden>Smart Eminence>June Quest>Namuren?>Nakaki Chino Eleven??>Crown Heart
>>722800601Yeah because Gold Ship is so unique and out there
>>722800897If you're ever serious I can give some tips, although I know about horses overall, not specifically race horses. It's different buying into a race horse that will actually race vs one that needs a home after racing (usually a loser). I took care of a loser! Santa Anita funny enough has a page for buying into race horses. https://www.santaanita.com/discover/#myracehorse
>>722801326Don't call him a loser he looks friendly
>>722801364not that anon but we love losers here
>>722801364She! And she only won one race! She's a loser! There's even public video of her losing and her stats!
>>722801326What's his name?
90375193LeoBring as many Umas as you want
>>722801295Unique as in not used before dummy
>>722801454In that case, I'll bring 0!
>>722801295It kinda is, how many "Gold ship" usernames would you find online that aren't a reference to the character
>>722801446NTA but I don't think a caretaker would be very happy or consider it appropriate to post the name of a horse he takes care of on 4chan
>>722801475I have a hard time believing it took 30 years for someone to realize how fitting/kino of a racehorse name Stay Gold is after The Outsiders came out
>>7228014547/9
>>722801018I have a sizable nest egg from a settlement a while back. This game has unironically made me interested in the sport and I remember my Uncle telling me about the time he used to take care of race horses when I was a kid.>>722801326Thanks, I've been trying to do allot of research into it to really make sure it's something I want to commit to. Horses live for a long time so if I do go forward I want to make sure it gets taken care of properly.
>>722801475>>722801609i think you can reuse names like 20 or 18 years after the last horse barring exceptionally famous race horses where their name is retired like a sports jersey number
>>722801602Sorry, I didn't know that. But why though?
>>722801326Tell me something about her anon, I'll draw her as an uma
>>722801742Probably considering they could get doxx'd?
>>722801742It's just an assumption I'm making, through the lens of the normie an average horse owner probably wouldn't like their pet being posted on le evil hacker website 4chan by their petsitter.
>>722801454Interesting. I'm going to try a different deck. Good race!
>>722801968Impressive how all these god tier umas are from august
Guess I'll watch the season 1See you guys later.
>>722800183Prayer Every Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkSCy3r8N9MUnderrated
>>722802164S1 is really bad but S2 is one of the best sports anime ive seen
>>722800939Story mode let's you pick either
>>722801805uhhhh she was very slutty (owners and other girls words, not mine) and liked guys (humans) alot more than she liked girls. And slutty as all the stallions we had in the area liked her and she acted like she was in heat all the time around them. She also loved geldings (guys no balls). Other then that, she hated wearing blankets even though we were in a cold and wet area and TBs (race horses) dont grow thick coats, and she's a SoCal girl so that's even worse for her acclimation. She would try to bite me and get pissy when I would put the blanket on her, but I stopped her from doing that.She was a mess and liked rolling in mud so I had to clean up after her twice a day. I didn't ride her but she was full of energy like any TB and she was a very good girl when I turned her out and and did training exercises with her (owner and other girls says she was a bitch to them). She had issues putting on weight so I supplemented her regular food more and another reason why she wore a blanket (shivering/cold). One time while turning her out, I was on the fence and she pulled up next to me to offer a bareback ride and I said no. Other then that, she does fru-fru english jumping now for someone now and last i heard she was in a nice warm pasture.
>>722802365Heard the season 3 is the worst one but I planned to watch them all.
>>722802365S1 is SOVLful though
>>722802447KEK I can work with that, to preserve her anonymity I'll just call her >Does it for free, I'll get to work
>>722800647Uhhhhh 10 wins by alot. Done announcing cause imma finish my dailies.
>>722802549>slutty mare>Does it for freekek
>>722802447What a cutie
i'm not entering uma threads anymore,it just seems mean
>>722802640Mean? Why's that i thought we were helpful
>>722802640kill yourself niggerdouble nigger
>>722802640Teiobro...
>>722802640Am I retarded, what mean thing happened
>>722802549>>722802612>>722802617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMvNMebM0hY She's in race 9, 24:14. Not going to say who she is, but she's cute and a TOTAL LOSER.
