>modern society collapsing>even chads are cooped up at home doing nothing>they're now using their superior genetics to get good at video games fast >infiltrating gaming spaces and achieving coveted records that were set before by geriatric autistsNiftski breaking records in Super Mario Bros, Suigi breaking records in Super Mario 64.. there really is no place now for nerdy autists.
god i wish i was a neurotypical chad
If you think Niftski is remotely Chad-like you are genuinely stupid. He's still as much of a dork as other top Mario runners
>>722798990Um. Do you really think the only thing separating chads from nerds is looks?Do you even know who niftski is?>>722799137This.
>>722798990You don’t need to be a freak to be good at videogames.
>>722799137>jacked>good looking>pretty charismatic and engaging on stream>"He's still as much of a dork as other top Mario runners"Sorry I just don't see it
>>722799383He has prey eyes and a weak chin and spends countless hours playing a game for boomers, rules are rules. There has never been a chad speedrunner
>>722799608>He has prey eyes and a weak chin Still above average, you're grasping at straws to bring this guy down to the level of his dorky peers.. are you a SMB runner yourself?>and spends countless hours playing a game for boomersDoesn't matter what a chad does on his free time.
>>722799383>he's handsome and makes me hard so he's not as unhinged as the others!
>>722798990>there really is no place now for nerdy autists.Nigga just lift lmao
>>722799137>>722799307Okay I'll bite. What makes someone a "chad" then? If not for looks, not for charisma, and not for passion. What is it, then?
He JUST got a world record right after this post. Kek. Chads stay winning
>>722800132Lifting is for trannies though
this is kinda funnyhow will 41%'ers cope with trying to tell chads to touch grass or have sex?
>>722800541How tall is he?
>>722800132>>722801347i'll continue to play games at my own pace as I always been doing.
>>722798990>chadI dont think u know what that word means
>>722798990He's a HTN
lol, gay thread
>>722798990>neurotypical>spending thousands of hours playing SUPER MARIO BROS in 2025 to shave literally impercievable units of time off of the recordAt least we know you're retarded
>>722801576>spending thousands of hours playing SUPER MARIO BROS in 2025 to shave literally impercievable units of time off of the recordBut it's okay for other Chads to spend all day playing football? You need way faster reflexes to perform the tricks Niftski does at his level than anything on the football field (High School level)
>>722799608>He has prey eyes and a weak chinkys brown rotten brain mongoloid
>>722801043Lamo.He's literally better than them in all ways
>if a guy works out he's a chadIf only.
>>722798990>In a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')
>>722801043Holy shit perfect timing
>>722799383Are you talking about Caleb Hart?
>>722801043I thought Mario 1 was already at frame perfect levels for new WRs
Gayest thread on /v/ right now.
>>722801576>practicing somethings means autism
Autist chuds lost?
>>722798990sex sex sex
he should go for the perfect run already, there's only like a dozen frames left to save
>>722798990I think you need to take your meds. You're obsessed with literally-fucking-who micro-ecelebs.
This dude has the WR in the Ocarina of Time 100% speedrun
>Normalfags are taking over and winning even in our safe spacesIt's over...
>>722803418Wow he must get all the Stacies :)
>narcissistic blown-out homosexual>normie
>>722802542Segments are, but the entire run has like a dozen frames left.
>>722798990>speedtrooning>gaming achievments
Caleb Hart is a crossover of a chud and a chad, complete with masochist rage fits where he punches his own face when he loses
>>722798990imagine being a completely fucked up tranny nerd who lived to speedrun just for the attention it brought you then this dude shows up and dabs on you
>>722802542wasn't there some new tech discovered recently or something
>>722802542that's just how powerful chad ishe surpassed frame perfection
failed normalfags are legitimately so homosexual
>>722798990Isn't this is a good news? Speedrunning are mostly filled with troons anyway. If Chads also mogs them in the things they're actually "good" at, they might just kill themselves en masse.
>>722798990is your definition of neurotypical "visible arm muscles," or are you assuming that I know who the fuck this is?
>>722802806Yes.
>>722804726he also joined the rando retirement home with the other washed-up speedrunners
>>722798990reminder that replaying games is mentally ill
Autists (retards) were never smarter than normal people. It's a massive lie.You have to be really stupid to not be able to figure out social cues with experience and memory.99% of autists don't have a useful savant talent. They just fixate on trains.
>>722808021"useful" in this case to your boss? your slave master?Have you considered that trains just really are that important and "useful," but that their lack of use has more to do with the fossil fuel industry's needs?
I always wondered how many speedrunners are legitimately good, and how many are just autistic retards in a shallow pool. Feels like there's always some grindtard that says it will take 100000 attempts to break a record, and then some new person comes out of nowhere and easily breaks the record. I used to have really good parses in MMOs, but I was never an actual good player. I just played standard, and wasn't dogshit. If there was an actual good player to compare against they would absolutely dumpster me, but there never was. Closest thing would be a couple of autistic retards that would get caught up on some retarded niche rotation.
>>722803418That's not ZFG.
>>722808328ZFG hasn't had it in forever. He just started playing OOT again recently but not 100%
>>722799383I'm starting to develop a theory that everyone talking about chads and virgins is actually gay and just wants to see handsome muscular men everywhere.
>>722801043inb4 he is caught cheating
>>722798990Autists are just as likely as normies, perhaps more so, to get jacked or generally overgroom.
>>722798990You don't understand, it's not that trannies are addicted to speedrunning, it's that speedrunning TURNS you into a tranny. Watch his profile in a few months and if he starts to list his pronouns then you'll know it's already over.
>>722808714haha that'd be weird haha
>>722809209It'd be based if he went ambush mode
>>722798990>neurotypical chadsfuck off, I only watch neurodivergent chads
>>722798990Neurotypicals can never defeat Adderall.Maybe if they start using, they'll have a chance, but until then, they're on the back foot.
Tranny thread
>>722808820gem
>>722809621Tranny site
>>722809357>Neurotypicals can never defeat Adderall.drugs have been neurotypicals go-to counter in the meta since for-fucking-ever dipshit, how out of touch are you with reality that you think Adderall is sacred?
>Suigi breaking records in Super Mario 64that kid is absolutely a geriatric adderall abusing sperg lol have you seen his freakouts when he gets a record? you deserve by all means to be an outcast if candian twink spergy adderall abusing gingers are the social class you're below
>>722798990it's fine. the dysgenics will do what they always do: find the next less impressive thing to declare themselves masters of.
>>722809826>twinkwhy'd you undermine an otherwise sound point with homosexual slang?
>>722798990>this>chadHe lifts weights and got a nice haircut. He's just a guy. Any regular dude could be a chad by this definition.
>>722809896its funny you said that because i originally wrote "skinny" but felt that sounded neutral as opposed to insulting, as opposed to twink which sort of has a connotation to it. i wanted to get the point across that suigi isn't even buff or conveniently attractive. any ideas for a better word there?
>>722809949Oh hey I've got that same shirt.
It's a fact that chads make for the best looking tgirls
>chads taking over video games>AI taking over programming>even Stacys are building their own computersNerds will die out but it's just natural selection.
bros its over
>>722810278>chad>6+ year at grinding
>>722798990Kerboard has an advantage over original hardware. It is techniquely possible to hit both LEFT and RIGHT on the same frame with a controller, but on keyboard this is made trivially easy. So to compensate for this, speedrunners have to play with LEFT+RIGHT as an input set to disabled. The NES and Famicom consoles have no such limitation, it is the contollers that do. So the statement that>There is no difference between original hardware and emulator.Is false. When you consider that RIGHT, then 1-frame later LEFT is a similar and used technique in the speedrun, then you will realize that keyboard also has major advantage in this regard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ietuA0JDcd0LEFT+RIGHT on a SNEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1AXQ-GVz6g&t=328Hitting jab,then one frame later hitting select is a lot easier to do with your middle and index finger than it is to do with your thumb and pinky.Hitting RGIHT, then one frame later hitting LEFT is a lot easier to with 2 fingers than it is with one thumb.
the real issue in this thread is you faggots being so fucking insecure about "chads" and shit just find something you enjoy doing and do it instead of whimpering around like a bitch worrying that other people who are better looking than you also enjoy it. passion is the thing that drives shit forward, not your looks. tl;dr but stop being such bitches, its so obnoxious, i hate some of you so much for being concerned with any of this retarded shit
>>722799383he was too retarded to stream fortnite you faggot
Somebody who thinks being in shape doesn't include turbo autists has obviously never looked at >>>/fit/ , one of the most autistic boards on the site
>>722810871as a 30 year old man, all this talk just sounds aggressively homosexual nowyou guys seriously need to just get drunk and talk to girls at a party or something
>he is a chad!>looks him up>literally throwing tantrums over outspacing everyoneI mean, he is cool, but he is still very nerdy
>>722811123I think deep down many of them would rather get drunk and get TOPPED by Chad
>>722810796Fuck, i forgot to mention what plinking is in SF4. So for an example, plinking is when; you press, MP, then one frame later press LP. This gives you two MP's because the game registers this series of inputs as MP having been pressed down twice for two frames in a row. This normally is not possible because you have to physically release a button for one frame before it can be pressed down again. Plinking stands for Priority Linking, so what that means is that when you press Medium Punch and Light Punch on the same frame or one frame apart, the Medium Punch takes priorty over the Light Punch. Plinking is a very common techinique, it is a defining feature of SF4, like Ultras. This technique can be even more difficult when you try plinking LP over the Select button, like in the second video that I linked.
>>722802806Board is full of failed normalfags that seethe whenever anybody is better or happier than them and think something's wrong with anybody who has passion.
>>722798990Wasn't the Super Mario Bros. record supposed to be "unbeatable"?
>>722812338ah, nevermind, full run's not there yet.
>>722809949He sounds like a faggot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZADV13LRdes
Speedrunners are all fags, except for the goathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI
>>722812632He plays using a keyboard, he's a doublefaggot.
>Suigi>ChadYou can't be serious. He's a scrawny retarded looking zoomer that cries on stream in the most embarrassing way possible. That is a Chad to you?
Most "chad" speedrunners are months away from becoming trannies. This guy's voice already sounds like he's minutes from transitioning.
>>72280822399% are extremely small pond fish.
>>722808328Its been like 5 years since he did hundo. I stopped watching him when he started doing randomizers full time
>>722814527He's doing all dungeons now.
>>722814163THISAnyone who speed runs videogames by definition isn't a chad. Just one bad day from transitioning
>>722801514not incels, just english
The seething incel shit in this thread is honestly kind of depressing. It must be miserable being so neurotic about.
>>722818873>about everything.
>>722808021The only thing remarkable about autists is how much time they put into doing one thing over and over. It a smarter autist puts the same amount of time into their niche interest they easily get btfo.
>>722808714I can give you another datapoint. My gay friend won't shut the fuck up about alphas and betas. I think you are on to something anon.
>>722798990Go to the gym you fat fuck.
>>722809209Nah, there's a whole host of speedrunners that did the whole arc and never trooned out. It's just an overlap of autism with both speedrunning and trooning. It's not an all inclusive package. Dist is pretty washed up as a speedrunner because he's been doing it so long the interest just isn't there anymore but he never even showed a hint of trooning through like a decade at this point.
>>722798990Anyone who participates in speedrunning automatically qualifies as mentally ill.
>>722814143this video is so fucking fake...
>>722808149Real trains are important bits of heavy machinery that move things around. Toy trains or watching trains go past isn't useful.
>>722820832damn, I think you're right.
>>722820832obviously, a leg phases through the tp roll near the end...
>>722798990>nerds thought they had superior brains>in reality they were just doing things that chads weren't interested in
>>722798990I have never cared less about anything in my entire life. Unironically. Who gives a shit.
>>722808978>Actually he is le cheater even though he has handcams, shows setting every good run and has performed at the same level on live events with original hardwareBrother you are retarded
>>722821187I always knew I was an idiot even though I was into nerdy shit. I'm the worst of both worlds.
>>722810796>Ackshually they have to use special settings to make it so there is no difference between keyboard and a nes controllerWhat an amazing and new discovery captain faggot
>>722798990> Chad > A fit guy with a normal semi good looking face It's not hard to be a "Chad" if that's what is considered the definition. Juts hit the gym and fix your diets faggots.
>>722799383>>72280054199% of what makes someone a Chad is their social status, confidence and sexual success. If you don't get that it's because you haven't matured enough to understand it.
>be me>crazy autistic >funnel my autism into workout and diet routines >become /fit/chad >literally succeed because everyone treats you better when you're hot lots of fake autismos on here, who claim they're autistic because they sink 12 hours a day into a Europa game and NEET. That's not autism, you are just a waste man, if you were truly autistic you would do what I am able to
>>722799608Sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with people like you
>>722811123>le drinking is kewl guys>haha parties amirite fellas wowooiiiooo
>>722798990Anon... those aren't chads. Autists have just been getting /fit/ speaking from experience
I can be fit but I choose not to because I’m lazy. Let it rot.
>>722798990>playing SMB on keyboardHe didn't beat the game, let alone get world records.
>>722826150>Anon... those aren't chadsNobody has given me a solid case for Niftski not being a chad. What's an actual counter argument besides "lol he plays mayro games"?
>>722798990It is the age of the Aryan race. Neural divergents must be culled if we are to move forward. For the Übermenschen!!!
>>722798990>speed running
>>722829568AGDQ killed gaming.
>>722829568>>722829568they are speedrunning to join the 41%leave them alone so they can die faster
Yeah bro them chads taking the SR scene by force, watch out
>>722798990Speedrunning is not something "chads" do. They're too busy with their jobs and fucking women.
>>722830919>wagecucking is chad
>>722831020Having a job and being successful is considered being a chad, yes.
>>722801043why do so many male streamers flex their muscles nowadays? is it to attract gay4pay cucks?
>>722831251To establish pecking order in the communities they're in. In Nifti's case:>even if some autist beat my record, I actually have a life and status outside of this game, and can easily get sexHe wins in every situation. Checkmate.
>>722798990It's just the winner mentality anon. Tyler1 isn't the perfect gamer but his mentality lets him outperform everyone in any field if he puts his mind into it. He got the highest rank in League and in Chess, then beat the world's best WoW PVP player in a duel despite only starting the game a few months prior that fight. Is he less of a gamer because he seems "neurotypical" just cause he flexes muscles and goes outside more than you???
Troons and faggots ruined being a weirdo. I now want to be as normal as possible so I'm not associated with trannies.
>>722798990He's playing Mario with a keyboard. Roll out all the tranny "erm ackshully it's accurate" excuses that you want, he's a niggerfaggot.
>>722835215based
>>722799383Why are you gay?
>>722798990>Niftski>Suigi>chadsDude just work out a little bit
>>722808021This "actually autists were never good" shtick annoys me. Yes, a large portion of autistics, low functioning or otherwise, will not amount to much, but ignoring how many people at the peak of humility or at least involved in something significant, were introverted and 'strange' and basically benefited hugely from the "I don't give a fuck about what you think" factor that goes along with autism is being dishonest. The 1% that do excel at nice shit handily justify whatever the rest do, it just all just naturally results from the attitude that values choosing your interests freely instead of being beholden to what society cares about right now.
>>722835209Tyler1 absolutely did not become number 1 at chess wtf are you actually talking about.
>>722798990...This isn't true. Are you using historical revisionism or something? Besides they still aren't fans. Someone good at cooking isn't necessarily a chef. And someone who is good at speedruns isn't necessarily a video game fan. They probably don't care about the nuances of gameplay design or story or what makes a game high quality. They still play CoD, Fortnite, and continue to purchase Sony products. Who cares what they think? We have bigger problems.
>>722802806>grinding an NES game that NEVER changes alone for thousands of hours to shave literal frames off of a record is just "practicing something"Anon...I can play SHMUPS and fighting games well, I know what practicing means and I know other autists as well.It's autistic, its deeply autistic, its probably the most autistic thing possible or close to it.Normal people would go insane grinding the same shit over and over that just doesn't change or provide any other meaningful stimuli.
>>722838148>Normal people would go insane grinding the same shit over and over that just doesn't change or provide any other meaningful stimuli.? Tell that to the million normalfag Soccer players in the world
speaking of good looking gamers, maeda jun(famous VN) writer was considered a CHAD in japan when he was young. daigo also used to look pretty good and some starcraft pros in korea used to have fans due to their looksbut none imo compare imo to clayton chapman, he looks like an aryan god yet his personality is so awful he's just a rambling schizo playing games in his room
At a certain point, sex is just another chore.
>>722836854Ty for correcting me, he did peak to 1900 on the Chess site which isn't a good indicator for the global Chess stage. But it's still more impressive than an autist playing the same Geometry Dash level daily.
>>722798990niftski is unironically what you guys could be if you put any effort into lifting and getting healthyif you're fat and ugly, nolifing games is nerdybut if you're fit and somewhat attractive, it's quirky
Gaming as a whole would benefit once the fatties are eliminated.
>>722840097I weigh 125lbs and I don't want to be "quirky". Why has this e-celeb thread been up for like 24 hours? This isn't about the run, it's about your white boy homolust
>>722798990They've been doing so for years now, do you browse the Internet while blindfolded or something?
>>722798990What the fuck are you on about? Autistic people can lift weights. Autistic people can go to the gym. Have you ever looked at an online bodybuilding community for 2 seconds because I suspect it would rid you of some illusions
>>722798990The vroom vroom mario 64 optimize dude is jacked
>>722819483>my gay friendStopped reading there
>>722842907Okay but the guy in OP isn't autistic, so why does any of that matter?
>>722840804>cute washed out moe anime pic>125lbs>maleHoly fuck please tell me you have discord pleaseNeed need need need need need need need need need need need needOmg we can play vidya and talk about 4chan stuff and maybe watch movies together and and and
