Rest in Power, gamer.
>>722802226what games do you think he's playing right now?
when retards say rest in power i imagine a corpse in super saiyan mode spinning in their grave for some reason
>>722802226France is dead?RIP
I saw this on reddit.
>>722802226i wonder if sony would force the tombstone to be taken down if they found out about this
>>722802403Persona 7
>>722802403It's ps5, probably COD or gta5
>>722802403>PS5None, same as before
>>722802403Silent Hills
>>722802226if i had this as my gravestone - i would kill myself
>2008-2025well, at least he died before he could vote
>>722802403left 4 dead
>>722802226>killed himself when he realised PS5 had no games
>>722802637Super Shame
>>722802226Not even 20, rip
they did a Gofundme for that thing lol
>>722802226My local cemetery used to have a baby's grave with a real life metal craddle ornament on top, a lady would visit it often and then just sit down for hours on a near bench staring at itHow is your life going /v/?
>>722802482Me too.
SONIC UNDERGROUND
>>722802864Nintendo should sue that family
>>722802864@FBI @NINTENDODO SOMETHING!
>>72280286462 years of age and they put a pokeball on the gravestone
>>722802864dude was an incredibly gifted athlete and he's remembered by Pokemon Go of all thingseveryone grieves differently but, man
>>722802226Why christian waste land mass with gravestone instead of just burning the body
>>722802879This makes me wonder, how must the guy in the suit feel? Is he someone from the family or was he hired? Is he nervous about the fact the costume is smiling? Is he thinking "Fuck! Do i dance? Do i just stay still? Do i interact with family???"
>>722802829It was better until i read your post.
>>722803185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx5hGKAMe9M
>>722802403Superman 64...he was very bad.
When you die your family will put the 4chan logo and /v/ on your gravestone along with a wojak (even if you hate wojak).
I must be getting too old for 4chan because this thread is actually making me kinda sad
>>722803185>This makes me wonder, how must the guy in the suit feel?>little fucker should have just gone fast>I'm fast as fuck, and I haven't died a single time so far
>>722802226
>>722802637dude that's an actual dead child
>>722803625/v/ makes me sad every day
>>722802879GOTTA GO FAST (to fucking Hell) lmao
>>722802226>URIAlol someone is named after piss.
>>722803668I never noticed thr cereal box behind the bench, man truly lived like a king
>>722802998Boomer needed one of these
>>722802403Rotting.
>>722803748Agreed, it's time to finally leave for warmer boards methinks>>722803668Either do this to me or launch my body from a catapult at Microsoft headquarters, no exceptions
>>722803762thats>UREAyou fucking mong
>>722803838I thinks it's more fucked that the name i assume is his wife died onr year later and only hot to be a bench tied to the arcade
>well meaning naive relatives honor their dead kids with something they lovedIf you're so ashamed of your only legacy being video games then go do something else with your life before you get a mario headstone of your own.
>>722804040I hope my coffin is covered in loli pictures.
>>722803838It looks crap now after less than two decades. Shameful. https://kekbfm.com/pac-man-grave/
>>722804083oh don't worry xister, they'll put a trans flag on there as well.
>>722804083>bury me in my aheago hoodie>open casket funeral of course
Make sure you have 'keep it plain, fuckers' in your will, in case your own shitheads think to make YOUR marker or funeral a joke like this
>>722804040what if I want a mario headstone?Do I dress up in overalls and go wahoo
>>722803668I never thought much about this picture.Just thought it was a rich NBA player fucking around.Only because of the context of this thread that I understood it, with enough incredulity that I had to google just to be sure.This superbly funny now. Respect to the nigga and his family.>>722803167No one loves you enough that they would miss you so much to want to be in your presence after you're gone.You wouldn't understand.
I dont even want a funeral service considering how expensive they are and how I have no friends so it would be a waste of $4000. Only wealthy people get buried anyway, for us poors we just get burned and scattered.I've told my siblings to bury my ashes and plant a tree on top.
>>722803668
>>722803625Nah, Im a zoom zoom and this shits getting to me
>>722804294eventually everyone you knew will die. your bones and coffin will be dug up and thrown in a landfill to make room for more dead people.
>>722802226Guys, I don't want to die. How can I live to the end of the world at least?
>>722804281You go king.
>>722802226Rest in peace kid. Sad to see someone die so young
>>722804420be the end you want to see
>>722804420Easy, you just have to be the one to end the world.
>>722804420Just hold on for 10 more years brother. We got this
>>722802226snoys are so fucking gay lol
>>722804390Like I said, you wouldn't understand.
>>722802637>do what you think is a nice gesture for your child who died far too young and that you're still grieving for>anonymous internet strangers post pictures of it on 4chan of it to laugh at the inherent absurdity of being buried in a super mario coffinWhat a super shame that is
>>722802403Nothing. He's fucking dead you idiot.
>>722804342If it makes you feel better, those fancy coffins just get crushed to splinters along the corpse inside after the fancy funeral procession is over no matter who you are. Arguably getting cremated is more sophisticated.
>>722803743dude that's an actual five year old copypasta
>>722804390Nah bro as long as they dig deep enough they can stack my coffin. Then once we complete our row we will blip out like tetris
>>722803376This is the autistic neet version of vikings getting buried with their wives.
>>722804491Can't believe this is what started it all, how terrible
>>722804420Convert to Christcuckery
>>722804647His friends and colleagues have all but forgotten about him. But I never will.Truly an hero.
>>722803668Kek do niggers really
>>722802403His favourite one. Nothing.
>>722804795He'd fit right in on /v/ then
>>722802798>JuanOh, so he bought it to play FIFA and literally nothing else. That makes sense.
>>722802879SONIC CRAPPED IN THE COFFIN
>>722803185They were respectful. The song and dance number with all the breakdance and dabs was done before taking the photo, unfortunately no one took photos of the Tails or Rouge mascots during the event and they left right after.
>>722803668>>722803828>>722804294>Renard Matthews, 18, was shot dead while walking his dog in New Orleans in an apparent street robbery for his mobile phone.>Renard's mum described the lad as a 'homebody' who didn't like leaving the house (....) and only recently started to venture out more after she bought him a dog.>Near Renard's body were his favourite snacks - cereal, Barq’s Root Beer and Doritos. >And all the while a basketball game was playing on a giant TV.Next time I have to describe what "tragicomic" means to somebody I'm going to pull this pic and share his story with the said individual.
>>722805369pouring out a Bangs on the curb for my boy
>>722805369Honestly if I lived in New Orleans I'd hate leaving the house too for this exact reason
>>722805521Only Oliet though.
>>722802879Is this some filipino thing? I vaguely remember them having this glass carriage tradition
i dont really find making fun of dead children very funny tbqhwyf
>>722802403He's playing with power. Nintendo Power. Now that his gravestone is a snoy monument.
>>722805521>>722805550My Barg's niggas
>>722802403Genshin Impact
>>72280299862 years old... a fuckin kid..
>>722804495It's almost like posting intimate and devastating details of your life to faceless uncaring strangers is a bad idea.
>>722805369Damn, imagine how much it would suck to finally decide to go outside and quit being a neet, only to immediately get shot.
>>722805994Anon please you know the Bangs makes you emotional
>>722805369>ate gamer food>didn't like leaving the house>just wanted to play video games>affected negatively by niggers
>>722804495he'll live forever now
These threads always remind me of that kid who played that online star wars game with an anime samurai name and he had some serious disability but talked about how he always felt welcome by other gamers. Fuck, I forgot his name.
>>722805369>He lived in the hood in NOLAYeah, no fucking shit he didn't want to go outside. And he was literally shot and robbed by the first brotha he encountered. Many many many such cases.
>>722802482
>>722804948topkek
>>722805369>Neet>Loved Bangs and Doritos>Only started going out for his dog his mom got him>Life ended by niggersFucking tragic for the whole family, I hope he's hitting green's in heaven, fn
Father: "What should we do for our late son's grave?"Mother: "Well, he spent the majority of his time playing online with his friends using his Playstation. Let's just make it a Playstation themed grave. He was only 17, and didn't have anything else going on in his life" Father: *pulls out wallet* "fine."
>>722802403Doom
>>722804420Go full borg no ganic
>>722806558
>>722806727>cyrillicof course
>>722806727>the russian has a dota gravechrist
>>722806727all these people are younger than me what the fuckguys I'm getting scared
>>722804420Don't worry about it, the world will eventually wear you down and one day you'll realize that death is a gift.
>>722802403NoneHe has a PS5
>>722804136Lilith, stop trying to crack more eggs.
>>722806830yeah. we all gotta go some day.
>>722802637>ashes to ashes>scrub to scrubHeh
>>722802403altered beast
Your family will check out your Internet history at one point after your death.
>>722802226That's a weird name
>>722803758God damnit anon
>>722807081Not if you do everything in incognito mode.
>>722802226OOOO-OOOHHH SAAAAAY CAAAAAN YOOOOUUU SHHAAAAAAAARTIN THE PUBLIC WAAALMAAAAART
>>722807081my family will need to get past bitlocker and my 16 digit password, my computer will be a brick after I'm gone
>>722803743You need to learn to laugh at the little things
>>722802798>amerisharts think funeral expenses include a huge tacky headstone
>>722807203fuck off Carlos
>>722805369>gamer gets forced outside>immediately murderedThis is oppression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q
>>722805369Ok I am mad now
I hope all of the yuropoors on this thread have got their digital ID's sorted out to post here.
>>722802829*insert dead baby joke here*
Ngl if i were to die prematurely and my parents gave me a vidya inspired tombstone i swear my ghost would haunt them and the rest of my misbegotten family for the next 10 thousand years. Seriously being thrown in a common grave in a sack would've been less humiliating.
>>722803838Was he one of the Pac-champs?
>>722802403He's getting a full dev team of angels to make his own
>>722802829My grandmother lived on a farm next to a small cemetery. One of the graves was a teddy bear tombstone, I can't remember the exact sghe but I think they were like 1-2 years old when they died. 25 years ago when I was an edgy little 10 year old shithead I climbed over the fence and pulled off the balloon that was tied to it one day and let it go. I still think about this constantly to this day and I feel so horrible about it
>>722802864>PokeballMan that is cool. Maybe someday we can have some weird 3D Holograms in the future.
>>722807719Get a little miniaturized Vegas orb until then
>>722807607good, because you are going to hell :)
>>722802226can I just say, I really hate the phrase "rest in power"fucking dumb as hell
>>722805369This sucks. Reminder if you live in a bad area get out while you still can. Also do not let your parents gaslight you.
>>722802226LMAO WHAT A PATHETIC FAGGOT! HIS FAMILY IS TOO!LOLOLOLOLOLWhy does this board shit on mourning families and dead people for having tombstones that represented their family member? It feels very fucked up.
>>722807882Such is life on an anonymous imageboard
>>722807882Go an hero newfag.
>>722802864NINTENDO SUE THIS MAN
>>722807920cope, boomer
>>722805369In case you want to add some anger to the sadness :)
>>722804491He was an hero...
>>722804476you are so fucking gay lol
I always wonder what the fuck went through the heads of the family members who decide to go for these "novelty" headstones. Not only are they usually incredibly tacky and out of place. by the standards of most cemeteries they are almost certainly not going to stand the test of time. >>722804549What? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>722802998There are tendies older than that shitting up this board, you'll definitely find him/them in the famitsu threads.
>>722803758I'm definitely going to hell after laughing at that.
>>722804420Kill God to get his powers. It worked for Mega Man.
>>722808084HUH?
>>722808321>old man snoy projecting
>>722803376IS THAT AN IMAGE OF A...!?
>>722807882Noone said that.
>>72280708198% of family members would give up any attempt to inspect your computer's contents at Windows asking for a password
>>722808672And here he is.
>>722808084Thanks, I needed a little righteous anger to sleep before an early morning.
>>722802226This actually pisses me off a bit, it kind of turns the graveyard into a jokeImagine having your loved ones buried next to that and having to see it every time you go to see them
>>722802864This shit is actually depressing
>>722807081My family can't even find photos they sent on their iphones without my helpMy hidden porn folders and browser history will be fine.IF they even bother to check computer at all
>>722802637nigga what the fuck are you doing posting dead kids
>>722802472Kek
>>722803595I have no family or friends.
>>722807607Go back, Anon. Give that kid a balloon.
>>722807607Feeling guilt over things you can't change is useless, anon. You did it (25 years ago) and it sucked but there's no point torturing yourself over it now. Take it as a sign that you turned into a decent enough person to care about things like that.And the parents have probably forgotten all about that, by the way.
>>722811928>>722807607Go back and release your guilt. You can't undo your actions but your remorse means you've changed for the better and now it's time to put it to action.
>>722803625blame the thirdies
Tasteful
>>722812164>blame the thirdiesWhat the fuck does that have to do with this thread? Do you just sit there thinking about third worlders all the time?
>>722812672Much better than the one in OP's pictireI like this
>>722802482>>722802864
>>722808084You know they could have just charged the wrong guy, right? Beyond a reasonable doubt, you lawless nigger
>>722802403Ricky Bobby Remastered
>>722802829twisted fucking psychopath
Why're all these people so young that die? Did I luck out surviving this long?
>>722813923They most likely killed themselves, anon
>>722813923Maybe, but there is a lot of adults in the world, and a lot of old people too. So you won't be alone in any age group, even centennials - people over 100 years of age.
>>722813923What? You see pictures of several young peoples graves and assume it must be normal? You must be ludicrously imoressionable
>>722813923the world is a big place. most people dont die that young but it happens sometimes. technically, the people who died are lucky because you gotta have really shit genes to die that young. its like winning the lottery but instead of money its a weird disease
>>722814224I caught lyme disease in a state that has like 10 cases a year but my mom wouldn't stop bothering me about the rash and went to see a doctor about it. I got antibiotics in time to prevent itlife is very random
>>722803185In this situation you need to worry about freaking out the horse more than anything.
>>722802646Why, so you could rot underneath it sooner?
>/v/ won't even notice when I'm deadAnd I thought you guys were my friends
>>722814451shiet
>>722805369If only he stayed inside and continued to NEET.>New Orleansnigga was cooked right from the get go
>>722807081Laputan Machine
>>722803595A wojak on a gravestone would be top
>>722803376This one's not as bad in theory as a lot of the other ones but it reminds me of another one with the same character that was really bad, this was an actual little girls though, more than anything it just seemed in poor taste to put a gotta go fast character for somebody who died in a speedway accident
>>722803758caught me off guard LOL
>>722802829last year i went to an 18th birthday of my neighbour's daughter (i'm around 50). not a month later she had a stroke and is only now recovering from a vegetative state
>>722802226>>722802864>>722816007safe and effective
>>722804350What are they playing?
>>722805369Leave the house they saidIt will be good for you they said
This just goes to show how superficial their relationship were with their supposed loved ones. They were more than just gamers, but that's all normalfags saw.
>>722816547>They were more than just gamersWell, I don't think it's appropriate to adorn a gravestone with pedo and coomer shit.
>>722816614Go back
>>722802403vaxxie?
>>722802226vax status!?
>>722802226If my name were Headset I'd kill myself too
>>722802659Oh he's still gonna vote.
>>722802403
>>722808084how much you wanna bet the guy who got capped was the instigator?>Renard100% guarantee he was black
>>722802864NINTENDO SUE THEM RIGHT NOW
>>722802412I think of heman
>>722816614What would they do if I specifically left instructions in my will to cover my gravestone with pedo and coomer shit?
>putting a fucking brand logo on your grave
>>722813443Not him but I'm in canada and we just do not give a shit about keeping criminals in jail due to our liberal government. It's horrible. I went through so much shit because of the crack heads on my street selling guns stealing from churches and shit and he kept getting bail.
>>722817348That's not how wills work.
>>722817189Gamer on gamer violence
>>722817450Fine, what if my will says that all my assets are to be donated to 4chan unless my gravestone is covered in pedo and coomer shit?
>>722808084>Prosecutors and defense attorneys agreed Matthews set up a gun sale between Parker and three acquaintances, and that the deal went awry. The sellers robbed Parker at gunpoint in Pontchartrain Park on the day Matthews died. Not quite an angel afterall.
>>722817629Then unless they can find a graveyard willing to have a gravestone like that 4chan is likely to get all your assets. Executors are not expected to fulfill unreasonable requests.
>>722802864>Karen>no date of deathTh-they buried someone alive???
>>722817759>Executors are not expected to fulfill unreasonable requests.What's unreasonable about having a half-naked anime 9 year old on a gravestone? Fucking normalfags, I swear
>>722817418just kill him during robbery
>>722817413>inb4 Nintendo exhumes and sues the corpse of a 7-year old for using their brand logo on his grave
>>722802226Alright /v/ what would you like to be your Grave stone? Any shape
>>722807221Did my dad's funeral for about a grand. Cremated him and put him in a nice box.
>>722804598top kek
>>722818026I want a silly halloween decoration tombstone with my real arms reaching out from the ground in front of it.
>>722807081So? I will be too dead to care
>>72280362534 been here 21 years harden up newfag
My aunt is 98 and one of her daughters died at 5 with osteosarcoma.Her father was never the same after that and abandoned God or whatever.We recently went back there as the handmaid who raised all of her other kids died and wished to be buried alongside the "small one".Had to go to the graveyard to set things up for her burial and we had to exhume a bag with little bones.
>>722802864>gotta catch 'em all
>>722817791She asked to be buried alive to guide them in the afterlife.
>>722818026>StoneBury me under a tree, ideally something long lived
>>722808265>What? What the fuck are you talking about?Oh the thread is still up. Well might as well explain on that. I am not exactly sure if this is common practice elsewhere, but around my part of the world once the casket is lowered into the grave and the funeral is over, once all the loved ones have left for the wake that takes place where-ever, they just get the excavator they usually use to dig up the gravespot to where the to-be-filled grave is, and once a bit of ground has been shoved in there they just use the scoop (or whatever was the English term again) to crush the coffin along the corpse inside it. Otherwise when the coffin would otherwise eventually decay away, the ground above would sink downwards.
>>722818479>Her father was never the same after that and abandoned God or whatever.>something bad happens to someone else? God is good and just and that's not my problem>something bad happens to ME?? god cannot existtypical godtard
>>722818826What kind of third-world slum are you from?
>>722818985That would ruin the surprise, but by all accounts this is a very first-world area.
>>722818479>the handmaid who raised all of her other kidsAre you an aristocrat?
>>722802226Debtcattle is even promoting [brand] and [product] in death. Grim.
>>722818840That was me putting it in normie terms.Never saw him going to Church but he sure was revolted against the world after that.Kinda like Ivan Karamazov arguing against God's World using all the suffering children are put through.Not exactly a question of personal faith.
>>722818826Feels good to have a personal family graveyard. Feels bad that currently I'm the one in charge of that shit.Also you can't sink upwards.
>>722818826>Otherwise when the coffin would otherwise eventually decay away, the ground above would sink downwards.That happened when I buried my dog. There's now a ditch in the area I put him. I always wondered why depictions of graves always piled the dirt higher than ground level. Then I found out.
>>722819165You are perfectly right, why the fuck did I have to add "downwards" there? I really need to start drinking. I learned this fun fact about the funeral system after my grandmother died as well. Gave a whole new mental image to the whole funeral, I tell you what.
>>722807081If you haven't got a death pact with another couple of dudes to wipe your drives and throw out your sex toys if you die, you're an idiot.
>>722804420I am infnitely more afraid of eternal and perpetual life, than death. And if I had too choose between eternal life and perpetual, I'd take eternal life because experience cushions the blows. Do you really want to survive your loved ones, let alone survive them again and again?
>>722819224I'm aware it's normal to eventually put the remains in smaller recipients after a while and the coffin decays, or even remove. And it's common knowledge old graveyards dug up old bones and put them into a charnel house so new burials could happen etc.But crushing everything so early is a new.
>>722819306Even most religions, including christianity, don't have this idea that you're spiritually alive after death and wandering around.The sense of immortality comes in a different way, if it exists within a certain religious belief.This idea of ghosts roaming the Earth, at least in the West, is some weird sincretism with residual paganist shit here and there.
>>722807081I'd be far more worried that they'd find out how much I spent on guitars.
>>722819410Apparently it caused a huge debate around these parts too because people just were not aware of it being a part of the process, and they said that things would change one way or another. No idea if they have done any meaningful change to what happens after you get buried. Maybe they just add some extra dirt on the graves now just to appease people? But apparently the reasoning behind it was simply because it was seen as too much hassle to fix later on. Maybe it affected the gravestone stability too and that was seen an issue? Fuck if I know.
>>722802829>used to
>>722807221>Rios>Rosas>Sotelo>Romero>LujanThese are the names that you think are American. Is Mohammad British, Dutch, German?
>>722817791no, she knows she wants to get buried there so she had her name engraved already (probably at the time she was making the grave for her son in the place her husband was buried) to be less of a burden to whoever remains after it's her turn
>>722819643>Is Mohammad British, Dutch, German?Yes
>>722819541Oh right I forgot one other fun detail I learned about graveyards. This is from a very credible source as in my cousin, who worked briefly at a graveyard for a summer job. One of his jobs was to take the skulls or fragments of them after they dug up some gravespots for re-use and whatever and go to a specific forest area (that he never disclosed for good reason) and just toss the skulls there. I guess they decay really fast or it's a really secluded spot, because as far as I know no one has stumbled upon a gruesome site of a twisted serial murderers body dump in the forest.
>>722804420Immortal here, it sucks. The fashion keeps changing every decade or so, same with the lingo. These days if you get caught, it's totally over for you, at least back in the day you could just wait long enough and people would forget what you were locked up for. I miss sleeping most of all.
>>722802798>regular people, even americans, can't afford even the basic decency of a burial>cremation is even more expensive and limited by regionWhat the fuck is going on in the world?
it gets worse then you realize how much that headstone cost
>>722819810I believe my mother's relatively simple headstone was about $12,000. I can't even imagine how much extravagant shit costs.
>>722819512>pagan shitYou're wildly interpreting my post to fit your abrahamist understanding and then get upset about your interpretation? >SyncretiscmFirst of all, you shouldn't conflate faith/spirituality with religion. Secondly, even if perhaps incredibly difficult for you to parse, there are people who work out life on their own.
>>722803838I'd want my tombstone to look like a Pac-Man cabinet, but only if it's styled after the Japanese "Puckman" cabinet.If it were styled after the shitty US cabinet I would haunt Bandai Namco's offices for constantly using that cabinet design for everything.
>>722804491>>722804715>April 20thHe was 14 when he died. He was barely even a person yet and probably didn't have any impact on anyone but his family. Of course his only legacy is with terminally online edgelords.
>>722804420I think anyone who says they accepted dying is fucking bullshitting or they can't imagine what it would feel like when they actually get there
>>722802226>Sony tombstone>2006-2025ACK
>>722819992I'm willing to believe really old people who have accepted dying are being honest. When your body is barely holding together and it feels like there's nothing new under the sun anymore you probably would just be over living.
>>722806830makes sense that someone so obsessed with video games, they'd get a video game grave, would also be mentally unstable enough to kill themselves young
>>722819992I figure that accepting your mortality does not have to exclude being afraid of the concept of death. I've started to finally get around to just accepting the whole thing, but that doesn't mean that I don't get those moments in the dead of night where I suddenly start to think about just how it is to finally die and have your consciousness cease to exist, and it freaks me the fuck out. I know that once that moment finally arrives, if I don't die in my sleep it will be the last and most terrifying moment in my existence.
>>722806830Just don't sit in a chair all day
>>722806830The guy apparently died of cancer or something, judging be the writings. Pretty common thing in Russia
>>722820126Maybe I'm being too pragmatic, but I'm guessing a lot of people are worried about the physical pain involved in death. Yeah a car crash could kill you, but it could just as easily leave you paralyzed for life. I'd honestly rather die on the spot than spend my life in a wheelchair.
>>722820126>your last moments will be the most terrifying onesthanks universe
>go to funeral in mexico>funeral home drops casket off at cemetery gate>imagine a sorry looking bunch of grifters waiting to get hired for a gig like day laborers outside a home depot>hire some of those folk to schlepp the casket to grave site and lower it by hand into hole in ground>they drop me grandmas casket head first in the struggle to lower it, everyone winces in pain, shame, disappointment and disgust>the street leading up to cemetary is lined with back to back flower wreath shops for the funeral, these are the size of a person and cost around $50 each, multiples are usually brought by dif family members. >after funeral its sundown so have to wait for next day for concrete truck to arrive to fill grave with concrete so it doesnt get looted>have to hire guard to watch grave until that happens>after guard leves the wreathes are quickly snatched up, wouldnt be surprised if the same stores selling them would reacquire them and sell them for next funeralfelt like stepping back in time 70+ years, no dignity. i shit you not his was 10mins from the texas border
>>722819992I've been unconscious before, it's not that bad. What I'm more afraid of is that ending up there has a good chance of hurting like a motherfucker.
>>722802864>gastly i choose you
>>722820440staying dead is probably okay, your final conscious days where you know you're going to stop existing, all your memories, skills, thoughts are going to be erased and you're never going to live again is the bad part
>>722820545what if the afterlife is basically just spectator mode like in minecraft. you can't interact with anything and people will never know you're there. you can't interact or see other dead spectators. you're just free to go and see whatever you want, but you don't even have a body so you can't goon.
we will spend more time in the void than existing.
>>722820641Sounds like a nightmareWhat would I do after the sun explodes? Just fly through space for eternity and beg God to erase me?
>>722820641Sounds like a nightmare honestly, I'd choose non-existence over thatIt sounds nice at first, being able to go anywhere you want and see anything you want, but I think the lack of human connection and being totally powerless to change anything would really get to you after a while
>>722814224>technically, the people who died are lucky because you gotta have really shit genes to die that young. its like winning the lottery but instead of money its a weird diseaseCar crashes and murder have nothing to do with genetics.
>>722819581I destroyed it with an anglecutter
>>722802403Skyrim 2
>P-please, Sony. Just one game...>Wolverine is the wor->Goodbye, Sony. *dies*
>>722803758don't be that rude bro lol
>>722816412Black Ops Zombies
>>722818026Don't bury meDon't burn meLeave my body out on a field somewhere so that some hungry dog may fill it's belly with it and then grow fat and get diabetes from it [/spoiler
>>722819992I can, for example, accept surgery and still be afraid of it. The difference is the 'quality and kind of' fear. Acceptance enables curiousity, which in turn can distract you. Rejection enables imagination, which will wear you down.
>>722818026I already got it all figured out. No funeral, it'll be a cremation but there will be some sort of party for people to think back on all the stupid bullshit I did and laugh about it. I'll pick someone who will be tasked with holding onto my ashes along a timer that will start going off at a random moment in time, at which point they have to dump the ashes no matter where they are. Also whoever is present at that time has to take that location to their grave. I don't want anyone wasting time on any gravespot, they should have better things to do.
>>722804473What happens in 10 years?
>>722820545Contemplate the physological process of death. You become unconscious and your heart stops beating, yet the engine of your mind, your brain, stays functional and you enter a dream state. Within your dreams, time itself becomes a tool of your mind -- you can spend days, weeks, months, years, centuries and millenia in a dream, while in what you believe to be the "real world" a fraction of that time passes. Now, when parts of your brain start to die off as a consequence of oxygen deprivation, the faculties of your mind dissolve and the dream with it. It may intermittently turn into a nightmare, but ultimately becomes abstract and incomprehensible. If you narrated the change you're perceiving, you'd not just struggle to find words to describe it, you would gradually lose your ability to speak and think entirely. Eventually you'd become silent, oblivious to what is happening and to what you are, have been and will be -- you'd lose your cognition and then eventually your sentience. Nothing stops this process from turning into a comvolution, from playing out over and over again within your dream-realities. Between the "start of your death" to the "end of your death", you may live infinite lives.(cont.)
>>722802403Dead Cells
>>722821470>No funeral, it'll be a cremation but there will be some sort of party for people to think back on all the stupid bullshit I did and laugh about it. That's pretty much just a wake, isn't it?
>>722821514
>>722821570Probably. I want it to be a bit more fun than all the wakes I've been to though. I will flaunt all possible conventions just so everyone can say that I had one last laugh.
>>722802403none
>>722821514As to afterlives: Take the Christian conceptions of "Heaven" and "Hell", at their core they constitute no more and no less than an archetypal conception: a kharmic system.For a Christian, still in the custody of "clergy" and its uninspired language, these may really be distant dimensions of eternal reward and punishment doled out by curiously-anthropomorhpic, clearly comprehensible arbiters of "faith".For an Atheist it may just be an archaic means of subjugation at best and a fairy tale at worst.Now for you, let me tip my fedora, too:>Your life is nothing but a series of deaths. Perceptual, conceptual, emotional, physical -- cellular, if you will.>Every series of events you may experience is nothing but a rollercoaster of afterlifes.>Your actions in your life, the conscious 'now', create the "Hell" or "Heaven" of your death, in the unconscious 'then'.It may sound tropey, but for all you know you're just a vessel of information that's trying to experience itself. In a system under the principle of solipsism the denial and rejection of solipsism becomes an integral function and ultimately a necessity, that prevents the collapse of the experiential domain.
>>722820373
>>722821514See, this is why I want to be immediately atomized by a point-blank nuclear explosion. No time to contemplate death, no time for my brain to do any of that stupid dream-hallucination crap.
>>722802412
you get to go againthere is nothing to fearit don't matternone 'a this matters
>>722817791Stillborn or died a few hours after birth.
>>722806849nuh uh
>>722821819
>>722821692Just don't go into the light, and call the archons niggers before you ascend to gnosis.
>>722821747What if you're already stuck in a dream and your conception of atomization is just your minds attempt to explain the dissolution of your faculties and boot up a new dream in the very instant it becomes remotely relevant to (You).
>>722821819>I sleep forever in a racing car, do you?
>>722821990that's called life
>>722821920Without a doubt the safest gameplan, no matter what.
>>722821991I'm buried in a double plot with my wife
>>722821991I'm saving my money and bitcoin up so I can be mummified in a pyramid
>>722818026I want half of my body to be donated to science and the other half to be encased in resin. My penis however should have a bronze cast made of it and placed on a public stone that people are encouraged to make use of sexually. I want at least one of my organs to get eaten by someone after death
>>722802226This feels like it will happen to me. The only thing my family knows is that "i like games" and basically nothing else, even though it's not even my main hobby anymore.
>>722803595>>722815586>tfw dead
>>722822089they'll probably just turn cremate you and sell your belongings
>>722822010Yes, and virtually every civilization has at some point come to terms with it, but forgotten the lessons once usurers whipped their pet sophists into a frenzy to aggressively shilled abrahamisn and debtcattledom, wherein a requisite to salvation is obedience -- and, depending in the flavor: wearing tiny hats.
>>722822213what doth life I've been raped by the gods
>>722822213>shill*, on the flavor*Bleh. Look up conceptions like Indra's web, or the whole platonic spiel.
imagine aliens finding these graves>>722819992read Plato's Phaedo you fucking doofus, there's nothing to be afraid of
>>722804848I'm currently getting contacted by some ghost. He told me to click on this thread and reply to you with this:>Thanks, I never left. Look behind you.
>>722822370>taste the pain
I put a fake roadside cross/memorial thing up 4 years ago on the side of the highway and it's still there lol
>>722818026I want to eventually build a house of my own and a giant mausoleum underneath it that'd stay a secret to everyone except me. Over time I'd take items that are important to me to the mausoleum and preserve them in a way that they'll be in good condition over a century later. Once I'm done living, maybe in my 80's or 90's, I'd go to the mausoleum without telling anyone, seal the entrance, hop into my coffin and die, and no one would know where I went.
>>722821692das it manewhat you want to avoid is fear and doubt. that leads to "hell" because what's going on inside your head when you die is the release of DMT, which is thought to decouple the mind from the brain.if you, as a living person, consume this drug or any of it's analogues it becomes immediately obvious where the christian concepts come from. if you are in a positive state of mind you will meet "god" or "be in heaven" for a little while. if you are in a negative state of mind you will undergo the most excruciating mental torture for less than 15 minutes that feels like hours or days. if it is this powerful when drunk or smoked for funsies then imagine what it must be like when your own brain expels it from inside itself in death. for the latter option to be the last thing you experience on this earth would be disappointing, to put it mildly. no matter what one should seek to die without regret and as peacefully or carefree as possible.
>>722819992>they can't imagine what it would feel like when they actually get thereI'm taking care of a sick person and basically 95% of people just have no idea how screwed this person is. I tell them what is wrong and they don't believe me, they think I'm exaggerating. Some of them I asked how they deal with God allowing this degree of suffering and they are okay with it because they have absolutely no idea what kind of raw deal God hands out to some people.People lack imagination. They have no idea what it is like even when the suffering is staring them in face. It's the same as refusing to wear a seatbelt, they won't start wearing one until their head goes straight into the windshield.
my grandpa just died from ass cancer. my mom said he left me a box with my name on it. I'm worried it's vhs porn
>>722821819dis nigga a character in the simpsons road rage
>>722802403None, he's dead you idiot.
>>722822605she didn't just tell you what it was? my mom would constantly break federal law and open all of my mail before I even knew I got any. She even opened a copy of my college transcripts that I needed to keep sealed in order to transfer them to another school, and then refused to pay the $50 for another copy of them.
>>722822774that sucks. no my mom never did that.
>>722820373Happens in civilized western nations not just shitheaps like Mexico.Went to a funeral and everyone was encouraged to engrave a message onto the casket - because that way it couldn't be resold. The husband was pressured into buying an expensive casket and so he made sure it would be his wife's forever. Some people were pissed that he was "vandalizing" the casket but he said he paid for it so he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it like he was out thousands of dollars just so some retards could have a nice photo.
>>722822421>people generally assume a memorial is there to honor the life of a dead person instead of being put there for no reason by an edgy /v/ user and won't do anything to it out of respect Who would've thought?
>>722822774>>722822824my mom was the one who thought me to never open up other people's mail
>>722822421where is it at I'll put some plastic roses and a stuffed animal down
>>722812869Op is poor average guy. Wang was from rich family obv
>>722802226Russian mobster tombstones are more kino
>>722803167Burning = killing soul.
>>722823002>blood money
>>722822980Near the big tree before you get to the turn off to Greg's house
>>722823091oh in Kentucky by the dog who barks?
>>722823002How nice of them to make the tombstone out of the boulder that fell on him.
>>722823141yeh
>>722807046Underrated
>>722823002
>>722802403Concord because it's just as dead.
>>722802403MediEvil
>>722823203that's cringe. if I were a gangster I'd want my grave topped with skulls of my victims
>>722823340>>>/vp/
>>722823356Only those affiliated with the Kreml have that right. Every other criminal has to make do with having the skulls crushed into the cement that the tombstone is balanced upon.
>>722823417that's lame I'd want them cemented in a pyramid shape
>>722807882This.He was an hero. To take it all away.
Do you think there's video games in the afterlife?
>>722823340is that saucy?
>>722823445Well better start shoving useless oligarchs out of windows and fast, Ivan! That job could be yours for the next 18 years!
>>722823487I really hope not
>>722823187ye.ye.
>>722823507no I'm a redneck and I want to be buried with my money
Would you want your son to sing an anime theme song at your funeral?
>>722823580Have you considered getting buried in a mound in the Ozarks then? I figure no one would give a fuck about your skull pyramid there.
>>722823607which song?
>>722823659no way dude the Appalachian Mountains are haunted as shit
>>722818026Natural burial or cremation, whichever one is cheaper. Ideally, natural burial but if it’s more expensive, no thanks.Cemeteries in cities are a huge waste of real estate, they should just remove them and make gardens instead.
>>722823729why would a dead person care about ghosts haunting him
>>722818026I want to be thrown in a crevasse in a national park when I die so that next time someone actually goes missing there, they find my body and assume it's someone who went missing instead of someone who had a documented death in a hospital and waste time and money trying to figure out the identity.
>>722821514Indeed.
>>722824105based
>>722803668How old is this pic? I've been a regular here for 15 years and I don't remember seeing this one.
>>722823663https://youtu.be/y4mHrBndN4c?si=J0jLhpAK43OvGvxN
>>722818026Throw me in a ditch once you've harvested everything could possibly use. Except my pancreas. That Type 1 riddled bastard stays with me.
>>722805369This makes me sad.
>>722824105>officer johnson, we found records that the victim requested that burial place>my god, the killer must have framed him into looking like a last rites wish, oh he's good...
>>722824282It doesn't pop up much but it's been around for a while
>>722804241And how would that affect me, personally? My parents can do whatever they want with my corpse as long as it makes them happy (or less unhappy).
I have this irrational fear of getting killed in a car accident and my family putting one of those really tacky road-side memorial crosses near the crash. There's one on my commute that's always covered in shit and it even has flashing solar powered LEDs on it so you can see it at night. I mean I guess it's nice someone is taking care of their loved one's memorial but I hate looking at it and I don't want one.
>>722819703Industry making sure they keep making money, everyone keeps dying so the money will keep flowing. Except if people suddenly revert their millenias of burying retards in wooden boxes. Laying your decaying corpse in the ground is the most natural way, giving back to the Earth the matter you've been borrowing during your lifespan. Idk who wants to be a wilting dehydrated wax statue of yourself in a box for eternity.
>>722824591I feel like that's mostly a mexican thing, though I don't really know anybody who has died in a car accident.
>>722824591There's one of those near me and it looks like a fucking grave the way they laid it out.
>>722803167Because their supposedly all-present all-knowing and all-powerful god 100% absolutely needed the body for resurrection day until some fat old guy in Italy said otherwise during the 60s building boom.
>>722823205>In the afterlife you can only play games that are dead>in the afterlife you can only interact with civilizations and concepts that are deadinteresting concept for a short story imo
>>722806115i tried to stop being a NEET, i volunteered for charity in the hopes of getting out and some experience, making some connections and being a person in the community, so that i could try and get a job. It was working too, but after about a month in i fell and broke my back (burst fracture). Took me a month to be able to get out of bed with out a walker, and about a year before i could do normal stuff with out difficulty. Doctors told me not to lift anything now.>>722824591i kind of like those because it acts as a warning sign that you should be careful on that stretch of road since apparently people have died there.
>>722802403Oblivion on God's Praystation. We all know God enjoys Oblivion more than the Earth game
>>722824035ghosts? lol I don't want to be a slave to ancient evil sprits
>>722824591I'd be happy if I was just as much as nuisance in death, as I was in life -- continuing to make my problems everyone's problem. My grave/memorial should also feature a scathing critique of usury, sophistry and debtcattledom, and the words nigger and faggot in various combiations and prefixes/intensifiers super, hyper, mega, super etc..
>>722824724you should volunteer at your local animal hospital
>>722824724>i kind of like those because it acts as a warning sign that you should be careful on that stretch of road since apparently people have died there.most of the ones I see are on straight roads with a lot of traffic, which implies to me that they were probably hit by a drunk driver instead of a victim of a dangerous road. there's nothing you can do about that short of just never driving anywhere.
>>722824828>Anon uses his estate to hire someone to scream racial slurs at people unfortunate enough to wander near his place of death
>>722824828That does make me wonder, if you have your gravestone engraved with something like just a huge curseword filled rant against some big corporation, can the big corpo force the graveyard to take your gravestone down because it's ruining their public image that a dead guy hate them so much that he wanted to immortalize their hate towards the brand?
>>722802864fuck off james
>>722802226MAMA MIA, HE'S ALIVE!
>>722803595only if it's a soijak
>>722825128>yfw mama luigi becomes real
>>722803758jesus christ
>>722803743>
>>722825128It makes me sadder that AI videos will never have this weird dream like quality again, than it does that this video is making fun of an actual dead child who died in a house fire
>>722825128kek, Ai gave him an Osiris Shoes hat. Very fitting.>Osiris was the god of fertility, agriculture, the afterlife, the dead, resurrection, life, and vegetation in ancient Egyptian religion.
>>722824990I don't know, probably depends on how cucked your country's free speech laws are. At any rate that sounds like something a funeral home would go out of its way to talk the family out of doing, even if it was in the deceased's will.
>>722825128poor kid wasn't old enough to understand that Nintendo sucks ass because they're money grubbing shisters
>>722825729also worth noting that a cemetary can just refuse to inter you there if they don't like your head stone, doesn't even matter if you can get the stone made or not.
>>722825854try getting a Christian grave in a Jewish cemetery.
>>722802472Well, their government collapsed within 14 hours just 2 days ago.
>>722825937that's like a yearly occurrence
>>722825937the more import thing is thay memes are illegal in Mexico now
>>722802226Throw me in a burlap sack hugging a sapling and bore a hole and stick me in. Let's make cemetery forests
>>722826008>thay memes are illegal in Mexicoqrd okudasai choudai?
>>722822060What happened to your Metaverse™, cryptobro?https://archive.is/1UYpAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
>>722802403The game of life
>>722802403Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
>>722823607If my son was Chibi I'd die of embarrassment just looking at him, so anything he does at my funeral wouldn't really matter at that point
>>722812672>14 years oldDamn, never even made it to the golden age
>>722802403Dead to Rights
>>722823607I ended up hating the inaka ad snake but I would gladly blast the Jimbocho Elegy in my funeral.
>>722823340For me, the clearest memory of my grampa's memorial service is reading a Warcraft 3 Culling of Stratholme thread on /v/ while waiting for my relatives to show up.
>>722802226Sometimes I get why Jews call Goys cattle.
If playing videogames is so cringe then why do you play videogames?
>>722826452Lucky you I had uni entrance exams early the next day so I had to leave early.
>>722804040if your 17 year old kid had zero personality traits besides "plays video games" you have failed as a parent.
>>722826697if you never bothered involving yourself in your kid's life to not know anything about them besides the fact that they play video games, you have failed as a parent. It's like that simpsons joke where homer takes a parenting test.>name one of your kid's close friends>uhh... that little wiener kid. the one who always has his hands in his pockets.
>>722802226Kek people talking about "iPad generation" as if my ass wasn't welded to the chair stuffing the web and playing videogames every waking moment between 7 and 19
>>722818985nta but that's done here in Finland. My wife used to work at a cemetery so I know through her. Another interesting fact is that bones from the corpses can sometimes unearth to the surface.
>>722826987>Another interesting fact is that bones from the corpses can sometimes unearth to the surface.What? How does that even happen?
>>722826945I don't know how old you are, but youtube and streaming in general didn't exist until I was 14, and people weren't making a living off of youtube, so there was no incentive to upload endless amounts of crap. kids these days are watching weird borderline fetish stuff on youtube about the amazing digital circus, which they probably haven't even watched the official episodes.
>>722827017Among other factors, tree and plant roots can push them up as they grow and spread
>>722824684If you can still play games and interact with people that are dead, are they even dead at that point? Does death even mean anything at all in this scenario, or is it basically just passing from being part of "group A" (the "living") to being part of "group B" (the "dead")?
>>722827141I grew up on Retarded Animal Babies and every type of newgounds brainrot you could think of. Seeing people clutching their pearls at fucking skibbidi toilet makes me realize the kids are alright
>>722825128I hate that I knew what this was before clicking on it and I hate even more that someone went out of their way to make it
>>722825729>>722825854I know there are laws that make burying people in your own property a challenge or just illegal in some countries, but can you put up a memorial to someone in family property if the body is buried normally in a graveyard? And then that memorial is somewhere where anyone can see the huge middlefinger to Nintendo or whatever that activates a tirade about how much they suck whenever anyone walks past the motion sensors on the memorial?
>>722802226Vax status?
>>722827310kids also used to have to socialize in real life because very few people were on the internet. that basically doesn't happen anymore.
>>722827310Retarded Animal Babies is pretty far from brain rot, but I know what you mean and 100% agree.
>>722827440I figure this is one of the few cases where people joining the luddites in their fight against smartphones etc. are actually in the right. Too bad about the few generations that we ended up ruining along the way, though.
>>722827375if you don't have an HOA, you can really just put whatever the fuck you want in your yard. build that giant "fuck nintendo" middle finger if you want, it doesn't have to be in memorial to anyone. my neighbors have the tackiest stuff in their yard that would never fly in an HOA neighborhood
>>722827310Did you also spend 16 hours a day interacting with said brainrot, bought RL merchandize and MTX from said brainrot, watched videos of others reacting to your brand of brainrot, and based your entire personality around it for as long as it was the in-thing?
>>722827606this. RAB was at most a couple hours late at night. i didn't buy merch or sing RAB fansongs
>>722802226imagine someone looking at your tombstone and thinking about the poopstation 5
>>722823053No dumbassThe body is just a vessel that decomposes eventuallyThe soul never can be killed
>>722817110kekunderrated
>>722828067My theory is that there are a limited number of souls on the planet, and the number of people have exceeded the number of souls. It's the easiest way to explain why some people seem to have about as much agency as a tree these days.
>>722819960>PuckmanIt was always Pacman in Japan dumbassPuckman was a bootleg
>>722825128
>>722819963>He was 14 when he died.13>He was barely even a person yetAu contraireIt's all downhill after 13-14
>>722825374Idk man I feel like if Super Shane was my actual son I'd be able to sit through all of that without laughing and no amount of money would make me smile at all at that point
>>722828396If it makes you feel any better, he died in a house fire along with his father, so he didn't have to see this.
>>722828396Don't underestimate humor.
>He doesn't have a gamer gravestoneWhtat's your excuse, /v/?>>722802403Team Fortress 2. He is one of those kids that uses a microphone every chance he gets. But since he's in heaven, he has a private profile.
>>722824724>it acts as a warning sign that you should be careful on that stretch of road since apparently people have died there.shitters
>>722828161Same.It would explain a lot about how chinese and indians behave, the soul budget is stretched so thin there that the masses are just barely sentient meat automatons that can only imitate human behavior and existence, but never understand or experience it.
>>722828460That doesn't actually make me feel any better but thanks anyway, I guess
>>722828516I would rather be tossed into a volcano than have my body go through any funerary rites life is for the living.
>>722824659One near me is an entire fucking bicycle chained to a streetsign and covered in plastic roses with a big sign with a persons name and below that says 'watch for bikes'Leaves no room for imagination on how the fella died.
>>722803625That just means you still have a heart. It's when stuff like this no longer gets to you that you should start to worry
>>722824656Is it not common in america? I don't think anybody doesn't do it in australia
>>722802226If I doe hope they dont do this to me. Being a gamer is kind of embarrassing
>>722827496and what about those of us struck rural but without any more common interests to socialize with the few people around over
>>722802226Hes not dead hes respawning lol
I think in some culture they dig up there dead wash them change their clothes then reburry them. Some funeral custome in some places are weird. The persons dead you cant bring them back it's hard but you need to let them go.In some weird country they also drink the dead bodies fluids. Some culture had stopped the practice but some white guy went to the tribe and help them restart doing it. They found the tribe members all started to die. It turned out they cos prions ie mad cow disease then they stopped doing g the drink thing and eating the loves ones bodies and everyone stopped dying.
>>722829417No one cares about what us rural people think or do.
>>72282624913 you dumbass
>>722829270it's common in america, but there are a lot of mexicans here. my city has an entire neighborhood that's basically just mexicans.
>>722806558Funeral are serious business and it costs so much. Also the place the body is buried in is kind of rented once no one cares they dig the body up and throw the ashes and they get rid of the grave stones. It must have cost s fortune to do that. Saw a grave yard for some dead boy maybe around 10 or something. He had this statue made of him made out of copper, thebparents must have been super rich to afford that. I feel bad for there loss but I also feel like the loved ones are kind of emotionally manipulated into building something like that. If I died I would rather the money be spent on something positive or good in helping someone with the mo ey then wasting it like that
>>722806727>>722802226If you think about it the pyramids the Taj mahal are all just elaborate grave stones for the super rich. The guy who made Taj mahal had his hands chopped off so he couldn't build anything again it's kind of sad and very cruel if you think about it
>>722829446ThisI was looking this up because there's no way I would have this picture saved on my hard drive otherwise and I'm probably going to start getting ads for cringey "gamer gear" from Walmart now but apparently this is a real philosophy for some people? The mind boggles
>>722824646Truly this. The idea of a sanitized death like that makes me sick. When I die I just want somebody to toss my body in the woods and let the coyotes eat my flesh and let the ground take care of the rest
>>722829762I hate that this read like something out of Yahoo Answer
Bros when I go just feed me to the wolves. They went extinct here though so somebody is going to have to DNA clone some up first.
>>722802798>begs for money>not man enough to do it on the street corner IRLpost 2007 internet....
>>722803668When this story came out the threads were fucking golden.
>>722824918that is a hilarious mental image
>>722802941>>722802907Pokemon company and game freak don’t care
>>722803838>>722819960>>722821754I do want my tombstone be anime
>>722802864
>>722804848lel
>>722817413grim in so many ways
>>722830303That's a bit out of our budget, but we can do a swarm of chihuahua's instead.
>>722814791When I die I think I want my funeral to be a /v/ meetup and you guys can throw like mountain dew on my casket or something and play Battletoads and Halo or whatever
>>722819992Provided you dying in your sleep, in that exact moment you're just going to sleep like any other day
>>722830472This, the bad press from suing a literal grave site would be worse than anything they might stand to gain from such a thing (I would hope there's an actual human involved that thought it was a bad thing to do on moral grounds alone but it's Nintendo so probably not)
>>722818840At least he woke the fuck up to the truth
>>722802226VAXX???
>>722820373Northern mexicans are barely human, they give us all a bad rep.
>>722821370End stage of vore fetish.
>>722810927too true. We need a gamer only graveyard to keep all the boring normie graves away from our based gamer graves
>>722807607Just go there again and attach some balloons back.
>>722803668>>722805369>No mention of the fact that he was an armsdealer
>>722824105Makes me think of that suitcase death which was ultimately ruled to be suicide meticulously prepared to look like a murder.
>>722802879Is this what they mean by "the quick and the dead"?
>>722823203>initial D
>>722830197It's disrupting the ecosystem but just a tiny bit, the best is just to be buried naked with nothing else done to your body. Flowers and weeds will grow better from the soil your body will feed which will be sustenance for herbivores rather than ending up as exposed bones above ground.
>>722821709he looks like that faggot smirking dog meme
>>722831935I'm guessing the main reason that doesn't really happen is because if someone digs and finds a random corpse in the middle of the field, they're going to assume it was a murder victim and it's going to spark a needless investigation. if you want to do that you're better off being cremated anyway.
>>722802403I came to check the comments to this post and have a chuckle. But suddenly thinking about that kid dying so early became way too tragic, no matter how cringe the grave is.Rest in piece, friend. I hope you get to play actual good playstation games in heaven, unlike whatever sony is doing down here.
>>722805369>>722808084>Turns out it was just nigger on nigger gang violence and he was a scumbag criminal that got taken out by other criminals but they simply weren't sure if they were charging the right criminal nigger for shooting himFucking deceptive lighting in the controller pic made me think he wasn't a nigger until I looked closer. Of fucking course they spout some bullshit about him being a little angel in the obituary. Anything to avoid calling a spade a spade.I just looked it up out of curiosity, but apparently the idiom to call a spade a spade predates calling niggers spades by several hundred years. Funny how it worked out.
>>722832182>if you want to do that you're better off being cremated anyway.no thanks. I don't want my brain (the bridge that allows your soul to travel to the afterlife) to be destroyed
>>722832516Your brain is destroyed even when you aren't cremated because it's organic and decays because it's dead.
>>722804420MAINTENANCE is sucks you rather want to die.
I just realized less than 10 people would come to my funeral
>>722802403>All the consolewarring replies to this postTendies are sick in the head.
>>722820126>>722819992Anons, anons, anons, everyone, I know words might not mean a lot, but it's also possible that they do, I'm sending you my love, let's all try to spread little bits of joy if we can. We are all in this together.
>>722830257Sorry using an iPhone it's hard to type properly on this thing. Also auto correct makes things worsePosted from my iPhone
>>722832651You fail to realize most peoples funerals have friends of friends and extended family you never would normally see at. Its not that weird anon
>>722833081>>722830257I just want to point out I am rich and have an iPhone
>>722833226>rich person buys overpriced junkwho'd have thought?
>>722832895Sorry if the anons, anons part came off as condescending I meant it as more of me pouring out my true feelings thing it might have come off weong
>>722833306Can we get back to the part where we call each other faggots now? This mushymushy bullshit is making me uncomfortable.
>>722833337>This mushymushy bullshit is making me uncomfortable.then change your underwear, damn
>>722833337*gives you a big virtual kiss* don't be afrad to feel, sweetie
>>722833081Got you anon
>>722802403No fucking way nobody replied Helldivers
>>722807081Family ??Jokes aside 80% of my familes are dead so i dont care. I even have Junior Idol Blurays on my bookshelf
>>722832895sending you good wishes too, anon. I don't know what comes after death, so I'll just imagine that it's better than this. but we may not all meet together again, so we need to cherish the moment here while it lasts.
>>722803838Will Billy Mitchel have a DK cabinet gravestone or one where he is fucking that Australian dude's wife while he watches?
>>722832435Death makes us all equal in the end, even niggers buying guns off each other to rob elderly women with
>>722818026I won't have a grave, when I'm done with living I'll take a final trekking trip with nothing but some snacks, the clothes I have on and a gun, go to my favorite spot, take a detour I learned from going all the time, and become food for the fauna there. No waste, no ceremony, just how I like it.
>>722832651If anyone other than my mother showed up I'd consider that a success at this point
>>722834201It doesn't.I won't have a gay ass c*nsolefag controller in my coffin, I'll have a mouse and a flash drive of my meme folder. I'll use image macros to make fun of him when I get to hell.
>>722834375Well yeah, I wasn't including console peasants in that, I thought that would go without saying
>>722832651Funerals usually have only the family anon, that's perfectly normal
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>>722832585But it remains in its purest form, to each their beliefs.>>722832182Modern embalming started in the civil war and then the funeral industry started banking on open casket funerals after they did it to Abe Lincoln. Before then, you would just dump someone into a grave, in a graveyard labeled as such so nobody goes around digging and finding unwanted surprises.
