https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vO7fKrVTs&t=2231sHistory has been repeated
>>722825185Why am I laughing so hard lol wtf
>>722825185
>>722825185what the fuck are these deep oceanic whale sounds
>>722825185lol
>>722825185what in the...
>>722825185his doing it on purpose, not funny anymore
>This is the Mafia franchise's legacyOh dear
>>722825185>no mom to tell him to go to the bathroom right nowbros...
>>722825185>starts "talking" at the 41min markAnyone speak tard? The fuck he trying to say?
>doesn't speak at all during the entire stream>occasional deep grunting>occasional whale noises>escalates into sporadic groaning and bubbling, gurgling sounds obscured by the shitty mic, sounds like a death rattle>suddenly starts mumbling at the very end of the video only to get cut off by the video abruptly ending>for some reason this stuff only happens when he's playing MafiaIm crying
>>722825796Bro thinks he's Eminem or smth
>>722825185SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>722825709she finally got fed up with his shit
why the fuck is he growling what the fuck?
>>722825185The shitting begins about 36:30
>game is so good you don't want to go to the bathroomWhat other games would he like?
STAGED SHIT
>>722826020Mad Maxhttps://www.youtube.com/live/nsEIR3q5K1M?si=Et13bIP7LvnMCxVm&t=544
>>722826020>Game is so shit that you shit yourself
So he doesn't talk besides groaning like a dead whale and just shitting himself? absolutely based.
>>722825185>low guttural noises the length of the video>faint, noticeable sounds of shitting himself>Tower of Babel-esque monologue at the end cut off abruptly by stream endingI haven't laughed this hard in months, good lord.
>>722826219Oh he talks retard gibberish
I've always felt like this guy had down syndrome. Doesn't it feel like that to anyone else?
>holy kek, this mentally disabled person did some stupid shit on his stream!
Reminder: Creeperman90 has more disposable income than (YOU) and can fund his wants, needs, and desires.
>>722826327Turn on the webcam anon, we need more content.
>>722826257He even pukes himself 39:10 my sides are beyond
>>722826372someone tell this nigger about kemono so he can buy diapers with that money instead
>>722826372>TFSubmissionsI am surprised it's not diapers. Then again, it'd Depends.
>>722825185The one with his mom intervening was funny but this is just disgusting
>>722826372His mother*
>>722826372>Fire Conejo>this is what he pays for
If he was your son how would you deal with him?
>>722825185This is just completely and utterly disgusting.>41:00KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8If43Q9e1U
>>722826734He's a dirty boy
>>722826372good for him, he has made me laugh several times so he deserves it
>>722826372>Check out the artists on kemono>TF TG slop>Bimbo slopOh my god. The shitter is a troon.
>>722825185Nah no way this has to be fake now
>>722826632love guru was alright
>>722825185>sequel completely misses the point of the originalHow typical, without the mom dialogue you're just left with the disgusting factor
he mogs you
>>722826773I wouldn't have let him spend all his time on computer. Manual labor with no downtime.
>>722825815seth is a bitchass jet and wigger cocksucker and im glad hes doing like shit after the show
>>722825709when you have retard kids like this, the kid is shipped to mom or dad over a month.
>>722825709environmental storytelling
>>722825185>40:59top kek the same exact voice
>>722826372Good. Id rather see him making money than Vtuber #163527
>>722827441wtf, all that potential only for him to be a drooling retard lmaoif god has a sense of humor he is hilarious in this case
>>722826773Throw him off a windowMake it seem like an accident
I can't laugh at it, I keep imagining what his parents must go through and how fucking stressful and frustrating it must be for them
>>722825914She eats his poop?!
Based off of his mental degredation and the fact he can't speak anymore, I suspect he is being overfed anti-psychotics.
>>722825185>"Sir, a second shart has hit the mafia franchise."
>>722826671Wrong, he can hold a job down unlike all the NEETs on here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MG0oqU2OYQ
>>722830076>>722827441bruh
>>722826773Fake my death and move to Costa del Sol.
>>722825815Nah, it happened again when playing mad max apparentlyThis is definitely something hes into
>>722830076
>>722825185No fucking way
>>722831684He's into TF, maybe he's pretending to transform into a scat golem
>Wuh de hèl men 𒊷𒉄𒊩𒌆𒁱𒈬𒌓𒉌 deh run...No, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK did he mean at the end?!
https://youtu.be/a5-9X6gAGTs?t=262either his wrangler or his father comes in to investigate the smell of shit
>>722832330>scat golem
On one hand he's almost certainly a neet checking in those retard bucks, so good for him but does he really need to shit himself 24/7?I blame the parents. I'm not one for child abuse but if you're kid is willingly shitting himself then you need to start slapping the shit out of him until he doesn't do it out of sheer programmed fear.
>>722826327ywnbaw
>>722833845You can't beat the downie out of downies, anon.
>>722825185>autistic guy with IBS that has been recording himself playing the latest AAAslop with minimal commentary and shitting himself for over a decadeYou can't tell me this kid isn't living the dream.
>>722830076What job is this guy realistically holding down, what the fuck?
https://youtu.be/KsjqhDzfpvo?si=BZSpzsLAvcgz9kGW
Mafia 4 looks worse than 3 somehow
>>722825185IM GOING TO JACK OFF TO IT
>>722834747McDonald'sEnjoy your big mac
>>722825185I doubt in early 1900's italy they used terms like "L'elite".t italian
>>722835409mamma mia...
>>722825815>>722825185can you specify at which time the shittening happens?
>>722830076>dude just broadcasts his autistic power fantasies and fanfiction snippetshonestly how do i become as bold as this guy? any activity with chance of shame or embarrassment effectively paralyzes me, i'd rather be like him
>>722837356you have to shit your pants while doing it, it's the only way
I can't laugh at him because deep down I know I could've turned out like him...
>>722826773Beating and military school, if he flunks, either deliberately or not, further beatings and a mental institution.
https://www.youtube.com/live/-vjLi-v-jGc?t=9905s>jacking off to fanfiction on stream that's being read by Obama TTS
>>722825185Did he really shit himself, it sounds like he's gargling
>>722837729
>>722837729I've changed my mind, he's cool.
>>722826372I know he's retarded but >paying for patreon
>>722827441I kneel, shitter
>>722836486Throughout the whole thing, but you can clearly hear around 36min and up.
>>722834747>stocking some grocery store in graveyard shifts + doing a shitload of overtimeif you live way below your means, you can really get by just doing this
he's just gurglin, i hear no poopoos
>>722837729i fucking kneel...
>>722825185It's not the same without the mother screaming
>>722837729>did this at 6AM on a fridayhe was ready for the weekend
>>722825709Soulless
holy fuck lmao
>>722837729oh my god, dude. this man is living on a completely different plane of reality.
>>722825185based poop chad
>>722834397right? here i am broke af not being able to afford new hardware or play new releases yet a literal autistic retard can do all that plus he gets to live a stable life free of real troubles, he fucking won.
>>722825185What flavour of retard does he have? What makes you gurgle and shit at the same time?
>>722837729>three fucking hours of TTS MHA smut I swear the biggest lolcows are the ones who fly under the radar. This is gold.
>>722826372>I share a fetish with this guyDunno how to feel about the fact that I’ve probably beat it to the same images as the mafia shitter.Maybe I should just honor kill myself.
>>722838258He buys and plays through every AAA game on release, that's $70 a pop. Even if he's living at home, he seems to have more disposable income than someone making minimum wage.
>>722839208Be sure to void yourself with an enema, so the police don't find you the same way his mom finds him alive and groaning.
>>722826162>6:37he didn't just shit himself, he completely fucking eradicated his breeches
>>722839331You can save your welfare payments pretty easily if you just sit at home shitting yourself all day
>>722839352Honestly I think self immolation would be a cleaner way of going about it
>>722837729at 6 in the fucking morningim equal parts distrurbed and impressed by this guy
>>722825185>>722837729Original video was funny, this is just lolcow shit
>>722839078Severe autism, seems like
>>722839208what's ur fetish if I can ask out of curiosity.
>>722826773Just try again, even Chris had normal siblings
>>722840115Transformation, but mostly gender transformation shit. I’m used to the feeling of sharing it with internet dregs but something about this fucker made it worse.At least I can take solace in knowing I don’t shell out money for dogshit artists like TFSubmissions.
/v/ is seething at a guy who's more achieved than anyone here while being a retard and shitting himself publicly but people actually watch him in the thousands and he gets money from it, meanwhile you're lucky to get 1-2 (You)s for all the effortcreeperman won./v/iggers lost.
>>722825796It's called mumble rap, grandpa. You wouldn't get it.
>>722840308>seethingwhere?
>>722826372if you were disabled before the age of 18 you get half your parents social security payments (75% once they die) as a baseline. i bet this guy also qualifies for extra tardbux. hes probably getting $2-3k a month in cash, free health insurance/healthcare, lives for free with his mom, food stamps, obama free internet voucher (if thats a thing still). its not a lot for a real human being but for a guy who shits his pants playing video games all day thats a good chunk of money
>>722840308>already sucking off some literal retard online for freeyou really have no shame, do you?
>>722840308See >>722840628
>>722837729I wonder if this is what extremely smart people do and everyone else is just stupid.
>>722826020I've sometimes I gotta piss like a race horse after fighting a war in a Paradox game but I've never shat myself
>>722841537>I've never shat myself... not yet
>>722826773most of them get sent to a group home where a fat black lady will beat him with a shoe when he shits his pants
One franchise gets literally shat on by a single streamer
>>722826215
>>722840308embarrassing post
>>722837729What a fucking legend. I wish I had even a fraction of this power.
>>722825815When he grunts, it's him feeling relief while shitting himself.
>>722832531I think this is just him seeing why he's shouting and them talking about why the controller isn't working.
>>722825185holy fucking shit
>>722841258Start doing that and see where it takes you you dumbass
notyetwhathehellGOOOOOOOOOO
>>722837729The king of low inhib
>>722837729Incredible, the better question is why would he stream this?
>>722825185>I know someone involved with the Devs and the shitting video is regularly brought up by them all the time in studio.
>>722826773Late abortion as it were, if I couldn’t get away with it then dump him in a home, someone like this is hopeless and would just lead to misery
>>722843056>dump him in a holenahht yeht whahtheheyll
>>722840308>"based shitting retard">STOP SEETHING, HE'S DOING BETTER THAN YOUmelty status?
>>722826773Tell him to go to the bathroom. NOW.
>>722842093you can decipher whatever the fuck they're saying?
>>722843705They call me the Sperg Whisperer.
>>722826372that's not even a lot of money lol especially if he lives with his parents
>>722837356Without shame, you can live however you wish. It is a difficult existence
>>722843916Maybe that's the real key to freedom for everyone. Make a honest commitment to just stop giving a shit.
>all those people pretending it's not normal to shit yourself playing a shit game It's a SHIT GAME for a reason.
>>722825185Honestly, this is the best gaming news I've heard in a long time
AAAAAIEEEE ASPIE SAMA I KNEEEL GIVE ME EVEN A FRAGMENT OF YOUR POWER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>722837356>honestly how do i become as bold as this guy?you can't become it, you just have to be born with a high enough autism level
>>722833845>:lash with 17k saying that
mafia franchise is so fucking dead
>>722826372>tf>inflation>macrowhat other fetishes are signs of autism/mental retardation
>>722825185why...
Man as an autist myself I've done way worse than this dude and I'm glad I was never found by the internet.I pissed my bed because I was too lazy to get out. I didn't shower for 2 months purely to see when colleagues would complain about the smell (spoiler 2 months) I shit consistently in public and once shat my pants on a plane trip.I think I have his exact type of autism, just less extreme. I don't feel a sense of shame and I just do whatever the fuck I want. Usually this has bad consequences but I don't really care in the moment.I used to also just masturbate in class back in highschool. This was before smartphones so no one filmed it. If female classmates told on me I would just deny and they wouldn't be able to do anything.I used to just cum in front of where I sat on the floor or clothes of the girl closest to me but after a while it would lead back to me if it happens to always land close to where I sat so I developed the technique of palming my cum and throwing it, usually on the hair, backpack or pants of some girl to not get caught. I graduated high school without any issues.Believe it or not I actually have a wife and kid. Just own who you are anons. Too little time in the world to worry about things you can't change. Shit yourself if you want and let others deal with it.
>>722825185I can't believe you made a thread with a video timestamped to a dude reprising his stream shits. I wish more threads were like this again.
>>722837729HOLY KEK
What is actually wrong with him? I don't know enough about mental disabilities to pinpoint what he has.
>>722846802severe autism probably, which comes with zero impulse control so things like being hungry or having to shit <<<< streaming video games
>>722846802its just classic low functioning autism
>>722846954>>722846960That makes sense, it's been a long time since I've seen the actual power of autism since it gets drowned out by self diagnoses
>>722825185it sounds like he's vomiting and drinking the vomit back up
>>722825185I'm very sure that he's drinking something and making bubbles, the moan is the funniest thing I've heard all week though
>>722837729Using Opera GX like a true gamer
man that thread months ago was golden and this one is starting to become golden
>>722847380It sounds like one of those big metal water bottles everybody has now. The whale noises are probably from him sucking too hard and needing to breathe, you know, because he's fucking retarded.I hate to say it but I fear he has not shit himself after all and /v/ has gotten excited over nothing.
>>722837729Such power level would even make other autists scared
>>722826773I'm anti-natalist.He'd be dead.
>>722825185Apparently his mom told him to go to bathroom again multiple times on camera while he was playing GTA online.https://youtu.be/qBpD7jUIpMU
>>722848369
>>722825185>mom finds him covered in shit and puke with an xbox controller in hand
>>722848369>>722848985>nothing like coming in here and smelling a pile of shit
>>722847540What thread?
>>722848369>dad also sounds like a retardSo that's where he gets it from.
>>722848369How old is this guy, he's a kid
>>722846334>If female classmates told on me I would just deny and they wouldn't be able to do anything.
>>722837729this nigga should be locked in an asylum
he makes this weird gurgling sound almost every streamI don't know if he's shitting himself or wtf is wrong with him
>>722850572If his birth date of 2004 is correct and the uploader saying that clip was from 2017 then he would have been at the time, yes
>>722825185https://www.youtube.com/live/fg4lT-noEtU?si=xrRkfkL4btQmcfbm&t=2653another clip of the best streamer of all time
>>722846334Are you actually diagnosed?
>>722850718I find it hard to believe it's him shitting but it seems to be something he does all the time, considering his mother saying "Nothing like coming in here and smelling a pile of shit" in this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBpD7jUIpMU
>>722837729hes literally me.
>>722850718Some of the gurgling sounds like he's doing it with his mouth
>>722837729This is why I still browse this shithole board
>>722851165but why
>>722851214He's a retard, why do retards do the retarded things they do?
>sir, another self shitting has hit the mafia franchise
>>722837729>wanking to Obama reading fanfic for three hours
>>722839087kiwifarms ruined lolcowsi don't want them to start stalking and obsessing over this kid
post your tootshttps://voca.ro/16em2lfUpZe8
>>722846334haha god damn bro. worst I ever did was jerk off in an empty classroom during suspension. you're a fucked legend
>>722846334good advice broski
>>722846334>Believe it or not I actually have a wife and kidwtf how
I like his patreon's description. very insightfulhttps://www.patreon.com/u43746792/about
>>722852224holy fuck, I forgot about that from the last thread. this dude had made me bust my gut so fucking hard with how unhinged he is. autists are blessings that keep on giving
>>722852224How does this guy even know how to use a computer, he's the purest example of a mouthbreathing drooling retard out there.
>>722852224>creating Nothinglmao
>>722846334Fuark...
>>722846334I haven't showered since January. My skin is getting bad.
>>722826372Adding all this up it's 1746 dollars a year to literal whos. We can presume he has no job since he's shitting himself playing mad max: the game so he's spending his parent's money or disability on this.
>>722853682based creeperman using his disabilitybuxx to stimulate the economy. a real man of society
>>722837729wtf did I just watch
uno farto
>>722846334don't let your kid be you. beat him if you have to. schwackin it in public is one thing but cum sharking is inhumane.
>>722850718Pretty sure he has IBS
>>722854624I have ibs and I don't shit with while having a death rattle this is something far worse
Born to shit forced to wipe
>>722825185even this guy has better gameplay than dsp
wow cool game. just fucking stand around and talk, get in a car and talk some more, get out of the car talk some more. who buys this garbage? literal pants shitting retards I guess
>>722855310That's every AAA game though. The people who make these are hollywood rejects.
>>722855383I guess that would make the people who consume them cultural rejects
>>722837729jesus wept
>>722837729everyone here lost contention for the Title of Weirdest Fap
>>722855310>>722855448normies tend to vastly prefer passive entertainment
>>722855448I think "retard" works better in my opinion
>>722855310Mafia was always a poor attempt at GTA and now the devs wanted to make their own RDR2 but a lot shittier
>>722837729I'm actually kind of impressed someone that retarded can visualize things in their head. Not surprised he can't read though.
>>722855608I strive for elegance not that you're wrong
>>722854836it's definitely gutteral sounds. like he's both backed up from not shitting and has gas, maybe from chugging a big glass of choccy milk. milk by itself used to give me horrible gas. this plus he's too autistic to realize just a nice tall coffee can fix this problem completely in like, 2 minutes. horrible to think maybe this happens so often he doesn't even understand what gas bloating is, or that it's easier to shit it out than to let it back up.i'm going to stop thinking about this and close this thread now.
>>722825663Based, fuck vavra
>>722855310Fucking kek this made me laugh
>>722825185>>722837729Christ help us.
https://youtu.be/nsEIR3q5K1M?t=393
>>722826773leave him in the wilderness, let mother nature decide
>>722849543there was literally a thread about him months ago when he streamed assassins creed shadows and started growling like a fucking boomer or tank lol. then we found out about his channel and patreon lol. i found a vid of him buying a free porn game because he was too retarded to know it was free
>>722856575That one was a painter
>>722856575why does he sound like a fucking Doom 1 Imp after he's done shitting?
>>722856575Haha pink eye's stronghold
>>722837729This really reminds me of those type of videos were it's a guy playing wii sports and he starts to jeck himself off after sometime
>>722857191Excuse me?
>>722826296something about his voice / tone sounds different to me. I knew a downs kid growing up and I've met a few over the years. not saying it's impossible but my bet would be against downs. I think he's an actual autist. the barely verbal kind.
>>722857251i know what he's talking about and it's fake
>>722830076>>722857286nevermind on the barely verbal. his main problem seems to be a severe speech impediment, not an unwillingness to communicate. I still don't think he's a downie.
>>722857346Is it really fake? My bad. I know that because it was posted on /v/ a while back and it sure stuck with me. It's just some guy laying on bed playing wii sports normally but after sometime he just shoves his hands down his blanket and start to do jerking off motions under his blanket. There was a couple others where the guy is doing an interview of a old ass game and he also starts to jerk off. Not sure if that one is fake as well
>>722857346Doesn't his little brother come into the room at one point?
>>722846334>Shit yourself if you want and let others deal with it.I think I've just unlocked a new way of living. This is amazing.
>>722826773unironically replace his gaming chair with a potty
>>722857784>I shit consistently in publici can shit anywhere>shit in a party>shit in festival>shit in a bar>shit in public toilets>once i needed to take a shit in the street (good thing it was 2am and there wasn't many people in that street)i have trauma from shitting myself in kindergarden so makes sense i can do it anywhere but not in my pantsmeanwhile i have a friend who can't shit outside his house
>>722826773Go out to buy cigaretes
>>722846334
>>722826372>60 dollaroos a monthlmao
>>722837729I unironically spat my drink through my nose.Fuck
>>722858416akchually that's 145 a month
Goddamnit. I'm a sperg with the complete opposite mindset where I'm self-conscious about the slightest errors I do in public and I cringe about my mistakes decades after.How the hell do I achieve this level of low inhibition and not giving a damn? Even 1 speck of Demetrius' power would grant me so much peace of mind. I'm tired of trying to act perfect 100% of the time.
>>722852224kek this is the equivalent of low intelligence in Fallout 1
>>722859235nungh.
>>722859235>Just-give-me-the-chip!>Nuh yeh
>>722840308>seethingwe love him though
>>722859235DEMETRIUS, GO TO THE BATHROOM AND GET THE CHIP
>>722859235LOL it really is. fuck, the long periods of silence from him makes it all the better>40 minutes of guttural burbling and beastial heaving>20 seconds of silence >"Howhdidhegeththerehwhahthehyell">silence and then 30 more minutes of strained breathing
>>722839208I don't think you have much honor left to recover.
>>722859740this shit reads like a horror movie>dead silence throughout the entire stream>jumpscares you with a random grunt and shitting noise
>>722857784Just remember, every action has an equal opposite reaction. Some day you'll have to clean their shitted pants.
>>722846334is this a threat or a warning?
>>722826904>stalkers calling his housewhy do kiwifags have to ruin everything I enjoy
>>722860021they're on the same cognitive level as pants shitter
>>722846334>believe it or not I have a wife and KidI'm fucking choking on laughter
>>722860021Because that's the kind of person who deliberately creates or signs up to sites dedicated to "cataloging lolcows". Obsessive stalker retards who find anyone they feel is a target and need to track every time they sniffle while suffering from the flu.
the brap spray go burrrrrrrrrrrr
>>722837729I can understand every weird fetishbut I can't understand why the fucking Obama TTS
I KNOW there is another video somewhere, I think from his old channel, where he's playing some other game and you can hear his mom in the background bitching at him about farting and stinking like shit before she gives up and leaves. It was every bit as funny as the well known 'not yet' video but I think it may be lost to time as it was in the middle of a 2+ hour stream from a long time ago
>>722861383Bro everyone knows about the mafia 3 shitting video.
>>722861460Read my entire post you accoustic regard.
>>722837729this is at 6:30, nigger was literally up all night
>>722846334>I have a wife and a kidIn a basement I’m sure
>>722846334You are not convincing me someone who shits himself in public and sprays cum everywhere was able to get a wife and kid unless you somehow both inherited a ton of money and married the female equivalent of Gollum.
>>722837729basdest retard
>>722837729fucking hell
>>722837729thanks obama
>>722861897
guys, did i miss something? because i don't know who is this, i only seeing a small streamer with just 3k subs on youtube and people are commenting a 40 minute video
>>722862896Not yet
>>722825185please be real, please be real, please be re...IT'S FUCKING REAL!!!
>>722825663KEK
>>722862896turn up your volume, or wear headphones
>look at his channel's recent VODs>Mafia, Asscreed shadows, Dying lightI see. Now I know for whom they make this mainstream western slop.
>>722825185Not yet...
Every time I hear nightmare lose in Soul Calibur I'm gonna think of this
>>722863224SOMEONE CALL THIS MAN TO THE INVESTORS MEETINGS, HE'S THE PERFECT CANDIDATE TO TEST THEIR SLOP
>>722827584qrd?
>>722826773Force him to watch Frasier and pray to God he fixates on becoming him
I don't want to laugh at the 90% chance this is staged but i do want to laugh at the 10% chance it isn't and this retard regularly shits himself during casual gaming sessions. Why does it sound like he's gurgling and puking?
What's the point of keeping people like this alive?>muh bible???
>>722863375>literal hundreds of hours of him streaming, mostly silent with the occasional otherworldly sounds>stagedbaby, this is as real as it gets
>>722863440funy
>>722826773kick the shit out of him
>>722863440How else is he going to play new Mafias?
>>722863375if you regularly stage a live performance like that you are denied the excuse of merely pretending
>>722863440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-H0uIH5HHQ
>>722826773In civilized times he'd be dumped in the forest
>>722863440Pay up, wagie!
>>722837729We are weaker as a nation knowing that this happened on American soil.
>>722863489I don't keep up with him but given that it's mafia again I'm gonna say staged. Unless he's so autistic he just can't tear himself away from the mafia series specifically to go to the bathroom. >>722863579If he shits his pants to an extreme degree on a non-mafia game, I'm ready to believe.
>>722825185you know his jerked it too all the playboys
>>722827441he looks like dotodoya
>>722840308DEMETRIUS
>>722840308If winning means being known for being a pants shitting retard, I'm happy to lose. Guess you think cwc is a winner too by these standards.
>>722863631Are you newfags so up your own asses you can't even giggle at the mafia 3 pants shitter without turning it into some culture war "the west has fallen billions must wipe" faggotry?
>>722863631Well then you can feel stronger as a nation knowing shit like this happens on foreign soil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8fovVJ17GE
>>722846334You digust me yet your tenacity is peerless. I... I kneel.
>>722863970Anon I don’t think that post was serious.
>>722863970Are you so far up yours that you can't laugh at an obvious joke, oldfag?
>>722848369>nothing like coming in here and smelling a pile of shitI CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!!!!
>>722845870It's easier to list the ones that aren't.
>>722863970>the west has fallen billions must wipe"
>>722864365Poe's law is a powerful law.
How does he have the cognitive skills to be better than games journalists at vidya but is too retarded to not shit himself???
>>722864885The journalists use all of that brainpower to avoid shitting themselves.
>>722839331If he's living with his parents and doesn't pay any rent or buy his own food then pretty much everything he earns is disposable income.
>>722864601Born to shit.Forced to wipe.
>>722825185>Falling for this obvious fake shit againRoom temperature IQ
>>722837729Absolutely flabbergasted.
I dont think he's shitting himself. I think he's drinking but because of the turbotism, instead of removing the glass from his lips when he breathes, just just breathes directly into the drink. He's accidentally gurgling. You can hear him desperately gulping down something.
if you get a retarded kid can you just let the state have him and never have to see him again?
>>722865298there are multiple streams of him shitting himself, it's not hard to believe
>>722865090>turn off my a/c>brain starts growing
>>722865375Oh I know he definitely does shit himself. It's a known thing for autistics and as you said, he's done it before, but that's what makes me more sure this one isn't a shitting incident because normally it's very, very clearly shit being squelched out of his arse, complete with farts. This one just sounds like autistic drinking to me.
>>722837729You know, there comes a time when even the most anti-eugenics people have to agree that there's a limit, and I think they' be hard pressed to say a man shitting himself while jerking off to Obamna reading MHA smut at six in the morning would be on the "save" side of that line.
>>722865460>Winter is coming.
>>722865537fair enough
>>722865090>room temperature IQIt took me years to realise this was Americans saying this, so room temperature was like "70 degrees" or something, whereas I was thinking "Nobody has 20 IQ". Maybe I do.
this is so unfunny
Anyone have that video of where it's Sonic telling Shadow to go to the bathroom but he's replies with "not yet"?
>>722825185>>722826162>>722837729I'm gonna fucking burst a blood vessel>>722846334I just remembered there was also a guy in my class who watched porn, liked to slush around his fat belly and so on. Probably the same shit though no one confirmed if he was autistic or just looking for attention
>>722852416Average to high spatial IQ with extremely low verbal IQ.
>>722853682He does have a job, If you watch and can understand one of his channel update videos he mentions that his place of work is short-staffed
>>722837729The internet is a wonderful place.
>>722866221>and can understandthat's a big ask with this guy. sounds like someone is simultaneously holding his nose shut and forcefeeding him peanutbutter
>>722863854GET UP, GET OFF THE GAME
>>722846334reminds me of this bum ass kid in highschool he used to jerk off his shmeet in class.he had a couple of friends in class but we all called him a faggot for jerking off his small penis around other dudes.i think he got in trouble twice for it.
>>722867392Brandon was his name, yes. Brandon was a fagthis faggot had a bieber haircut and rosey cheeks
>>722846334>so I developed the technique of palming my cum and throwing it
>>722865552You're even more mentally ill than crapperman, if anyone should be euthanized it's you.
>>722867978lmao
>>722846334>I graduated high school without any issues.
>>722863375>i don't want to laugh if it's a fake thing done for comedic effect>but I will laugh if in fact it really is a deeply sick and unfortunate human being
>>722846334>I don't feel a sense of shame and I just do whatever the fuck I want. Usually this has bad consequences but I don't really care in the moment.
...Have you guys constantly been watching this guys content for nearly 10 years in the hopes that he shit himself again?Well I guess you got what you wanted. You heard a guy shit his pants.
>>722846334>Believe it or not I actually have a wife and kid.I want to believe you but you absolute have to post some from of proof. I beg you.
>>722868647Nah even better, some content autists gave us the information and we didnt have to invest any time into it.
>>722825185>>722837729this is why i come to /v/
>>722868508yeah bro it's way funnier that way
>>722826552Has he started drinking?? Maybe he's blackout drunk for the whole stream and that's why he says nothing till the end.
>>722854951Poopoo in toilet, nobody care.Poopoo in Mafia 3, everyone seethe.
This entire thread made me laugh so hard that I got dizzy. Thank you guys, I know we have our differences and all but I hope we all can one day hang out together and laugh at stupid shit. Jesus loves you.
>>722826296>>722857286>>722857570It's been years but I watched one of his other videos where he's not shitting himself and he sounded normal and coherent, if obviously a sperg. Maybe it's intermittent.
>>722846334On one hand, this is based. On another, you're kind of a fucking menace.
>>722869764Tards like this are usually on a lot of prescriptions, maybe he had just taken his Ritalin or something.
The old video isn't as funny now that I know it's his fucked up fetish.
>>722837729what in the fucking world
>>722825185>notification for "go to the bathroom" video immediately after watchinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv_9IBJTnrc
>>722869943Now that I think about it, that's actually true>mom shouting at autist because he's lazy and has 0 inhibitionsvs.>mom shouting at autist who knows perfectly well he should go to the bathroom but gets off on it
>>722870527>>722869943goddamnit, that's a good point, it's not funny now
>>722825185Absolute chad of a sperg, going at it again, the studio should pay him as an influencer shill, their shitty ip is greatly known thanks to his bowels.
>>722832330>the loathsome scat golem
>>722870698Still kinda funny that the mom has to deal with that shit (hehe).
>>722869943>>722870698I don't think this is the case. This guy has been on the radar for like over a decade, and ever since his Mafia 3 shitting, has probably had a small and dedicated group of people following him and looking for more lolcow stuff. We would almost certainly know by now if he had been shitting himself semi-regularly. I'm trying to be "optimistic" about this, because I don't want it to be a fetish thing, but also the realist part of me thinks if it WAS a fetish thing, we'd have like... I donno, a couple dozen stream vids where he obviously shits himself and forces his viewers to do some kind of voyeuristic experience with it all.
>>722837729What in the goddamn?
>>722837729Imagine if he posted here, his autism levels could derail an entire thread with his presence alone
>>722826296Who cares, he is a retard, thats all there is to it
>>722837729>>722870948It is becoming increasingly difficult to rationalize my current assessment of this man.
>>722826327Turn your recorder anon, the retarded content must flow.
>>722825185What's with this guy and Mafia games
>>722871226he reminds me of our resident autist Frufi. like a dark and twisted version of him
>>722826773I would shut up and listen and that's what no one else did.
>>722826257>Tower of Babel-esque monologue
>>722826773He wouldn't be my son, i would have killed him when he was a little shit, probably leaving him on a forest infested with wolves and bears so he has no way to come back home in one piece.
>>722837729Thanks Obama
>>722825663They should send him a review copy for their next game.
Creeperman 90 is unironically a good argument for life being inherently meaningless and that all that truly matters is enjoying your limited time on this planet. I think if an old philosopher met Creeperman 90 they would be envious of him. He has to be in a constant state of dull bliss 24/7.
>>722860021>Losers stalking other losers for attentionWow, shocking
>>722871751A modern day Diogenes and I'm 100% not being ironic in any way
>>722861552>read that I don't think it existsYou're retarded.
>>722871827>Let the whole world be bed large enough for me, let me call the universe my home.based retardmaxxing
>>722827584unfathomably based, the wiggers and the wigger dickriders deserve to suffer
>>722871932>Let the whole world be flushed, let me call the universe my bathroom.
The comments under the video are fucking pathetic, though. Imagine proclaiming that yes you use 4chan /v/ in 2025. Just fucking kill yourself at this point. It's not cool anymore. You are not a 13 year old living in 2009. You're a bitch ass NEET faggot making fun of a disabled retard.
>>722827441He looks like a baby with a skynny fat man body, mogs who exactly?
>>722828272Should have killed him earlier, like mother nature would have done in the wild.
>>722872059Anybody who comments under a video saying where they came from needs to be put into a gas chamber
I wonder if this will inspire some sick bastard to listen through all of his VODs to find more "content".
>>722830076What job? Licking windows?
>>722872059>>722872116But anons I post where I came from on videos.
>>722872193Go to the bathroom.
>>722825815The Mafia games act as a natural laxative.
>>722868508correct
>>722872023>DIOGENES USE THE LATRINE>I REFUSE AS THE PASSAGE OF TIME DOES NOT CORRELATE THE BEST INSTANCE RIGHT NOW>YOU ARE BATHING IN YOUR OWN FILTH GO TO THE LATRINE
>>722872260uhhh not yet anon
>>722872410Damn how do I become this ripped by just sitting on my ass and living in a barrel?
>>722872491Have an artist who draws everybody ripped draw you
>>722872491Alexander the Great was also envious of him.
>>722872491this guy knowshttps://youtu.be/YkV5lZAD190
>>722846334>Believe it or not I actually have a wife and kid. Just own who you are anons. Too little time in the world to worry about things you can't change. Shit yourself if you want and let others deal with it.holy based
>>722871537I recently remembered Marilyn Manson exists and after listening to a few songs youtube keeps trying to show me that faggy interview.
>>722837729Okay, i retire all the shit i said, he is an absolute badass
>>722846334>Believe it or not I actually have a wife and kidfascinating, is your wife aware of your autism?
>>722858009imagine not being able to shit outside your own housewow
>>722837729Is Moe a fan character they're shipping with Deku?
>>722858009>i can shit anywhere>shit in a party>shit in a festival>shit in a bar>shit in public toiletsit's crazy how beautiful life can be
>>722872060You, exactly.
>>722846334The post was credible until the wife and kid part, u fucked up, retard.
>>722868110It should be you, actually.
>>722872851Moe Kamiji, who in this story is Bakugo's sister for some reason.
>>722852224>HRTfucking tranny
A man chooses, a slave obeys.
>>722825185It sounds to me like he’s drinking something and gurgling in his glass, not shitting.
>>722863631Reminder that all US taxes are going to the shitted pants of this retard so he can be living without working a day in his pathetic life
>>722865723Maybe you are the retard, yes
>>722874323based as fuck. what does working even get you these days?
>>722858009I can only shit at home and I must be completely nude when I shit.
>>722873068Great argument retard
>>722874425A pay when you are an old fart?
>>722874713It's not an argument, it's a fact.
>>722839208Dude. Try living with a vore fetish and knowing you are on the same level into the same stuff as JustinRPG.
>>722865802searching for this video brings up a lot of videos that AREN'T this video
>>722875203>mfw my only magic is telling if someone took a piss
>>72287249150 sets of rape until Persia falls.
>>722875203Somebody PLEASE tell me this dude is at least a little bit self aware and is even slightly in on the joke. I live in fear of existing in a world where this man has done what he has done without a hint of irony.
>>722876168He was 100% serious about all of it.
>>722875583Yeah I know. I saw it a couple of years ago but now it's impossible to find.
>>722837729HAHA I remember the first thread that found this, I fucking love you internet sleuths that hunt for this stuff
>>722837729truly a based retard
Creeperman 90 threads are consistently the only threads of golden quality on this board.
>>722825185I remember all the way up to fourth or fifth grade I used to shit myself because I just refused to use the bathroom, held it in as long as I could, eventually shit myself and my dad would have to clean my ass in the shower almost every evening.It trained my sphincter so well that nowadays I'm a superhuman who can eat normally or even overeat like a slob and still go weeks without shitting.But this guy? He's not even trying. He's just letting it loose, not even training himself for the future. He's going to be a man who just shits more violently and frequently than any pajeet, the opposite of me. He's going to be my nemesis.
>>722846334You sound suspiciously like an old classmate of mine.Did you used to wear a shirt that was something similar to thank god its friday every friday and shit your pants at exactly 2:30 on the dot every friday?
>>722827441Jet Neptune
>>722879043I am a fellow shit holderinner, you were shitting your pants on purpose.I've only shit myself once and it was after a week of eating only protien bars which caused me to spray orange liquid everytime i farted for 2 days.
>>722825185What a legend
>>722837729What the fuck lmfaaaaaaao
>>722879525Everyone from Hyde's little posse is so fucking gay and lame it's unreal. The fuck happened.
>>722879043>>722879538/v/ - Abominable Scat Golem Gaming
>>722837356Be literally too dumb to realize people are looking down on you or that people can even look down at you.
>>722856575
>>722876168He's dead
>>722881596Proofs?
>>722881756His facebook page had his mom saying he died in a moped accident after finally getting his license.Literal first thing he did was speed off into a wall and bash his head open.
>>722881815Post the page link or you're lying
>>722881903No fuck off I'm not hunting it down just to spoonfeed you.
>>722881987I accept your concession
>>722881815I'm 99% sure this is his reddit account https://www.reddit.com/user/Arceist_Justin/
>>722825185I'm not interested in a forced meme.
>>722882254sometimes you gotta force it out to feel better you know? just fucking pfff brapppp plop ahhh much better
>>722843056He's competent enough to play a video game, I think he's just autistic and has an incredibly bad speech impediment.
>>722852416This man is the ideal example of the great apehe has fingers and thumbs he can walk on two legs he knows how to manipulate objects and navigate devices and mechanisms, plays with his shit, doesn't give a fuck about anything and just eats and plays all day, and his only vocalizations are animalistic nonsense He has achieved what most humans decided they were too good to achieve. Pure, ape like freedom.
>>722852224Goddamnit this shit is going to make me laugh so fucking hard I'm going to get dry socket
>>722852416I worked as a personal assistant for a few years so I know how these people areYou'd be surprised at how competent they can be at certain things and then be literal 10IQ apes at certain things, it's actually fascinatingSome of them can hold conversations at a level where you could be fooled they're normal for a moment and then they go drink water from the toilet
>>722860000checked
>>722826372im convinced he receives disability checks for his mental illness
>>722883902if youre that tarded yeah they give you money
>>722825796I speak tard>What the hell? He believed->RRRRRR>*spit flies everywhere*>HNNN HNNNN HNNNN>*spit flies everywhere*>10 minutes earlier he>MMM>couldn't see nothing before this early->earlier in this rugby>*gulp*>Okay if you like may-eh>ssssss>two hundwed mill and-
>>722865552iunno depends on what characters hes shipping
>>722846334>shit that never happened
>>722839087is it just ONE fanfic/smuttfic? i cant deny i was reading them R18+ fanfics on fanfiction back as a kid (STILL have this particular picture in my head of shinji holding asukas legs open with his own "like hed seen in some porno" so he could rub her off. always pops into my head when i see anything evangelion), but like, 3 hours? it was amazing if anything got to 100,000 words back in the day, let alone just smutt.like is it just 3 hours of descriptions of fucking? or is there like...plot. do they ever stop fucking. is it like, 80 plot and some fucking or is it just 3 straight hours of (text) porn?
>>722879156>wear a shirt that was something similar to thank god its friday every fridaythats actual autism. what they guy has is just sociopathic tendencies. mad jelly of that bowel control. used to wait till i REALLY needed to shit and kinda push the shit back in and out while jerking off. then i kinda released thats like pretending youve got a dick in your ass and thats kinda gay so stopped
>>722825185He's not shitting himself, he's just drinking water like a retard
https://youtu.be/8Rg4SuE1R-M?t=707
>>722825185>No mom yelling at him
>>722825185his best video is him jerking off to my hero academia fanfics on stream
Damn maybe I need to start retardmaxxxing
>>722826773Time machine and abortion
>>722848369Alright which one of you is andrewdelaerranz9648?
This is the best thread we’ve had in a while. Thanks boys
>>722885186he had the miruko fic ready to go next so he gets to live
>>722826773force him to learn japanese
>>722837729What an enlightened individual
>>722827584Holy shit I wanna jerk off to Meloetta now what the fuck
>>722889608>Holy shit>what the fuckwhy do americans speak like this?
>>722852224omg what a fucking king ahahahahah. I will become his patron now
>>722825796He's saying "My fellow internet citizens, I know that this video lacks the soothing screeching of my she-harpy of a mother, but I duly hope that this video will also go viral. You see my mother has abandoned me in the Hope Association and the nurses have refused to feed me again. I am dying my friends. Remember me."Or something to that effect, it's been a long time since I've had to understand tards.
>>722826773Take him out for a evening walk and hope a drunk driver ends his suffering.
>>722825185no way
>>722854521This post had me dying of laughter because I can just imagine anon solemnly nodding in agreement.
>>722826958>page 5damn
>>722889664Fuck off retard I’m from Brooklyn I can say whatever the fuck I want. Fucking cunt.
>>722852224From a certain perspective, I could probably justify this image as high art.One of the most hilariously beautiful works of our modern society.
incredible thread lads, nice shitting with you.
>>722879156>every day at 2:29 his classmates shift their attention towards him, those closest to him leaving their seats
>>722860995Ok Phillip
>>722854836Crohn's and GERD. Guarantee it.Add that to his disabilities and lack of consequence understanding and you have a mother that I genuinely can't believe hasn't roped because I know I would and I know everyone here would too.
>>722846334Thats textbook sociopathy, down to the bedwetting
>>722852224>tfw you can't decide if he's trying to write a description or dropping a shitcoin link
>>722890082>*BACKGROUND CEILING BIRD NOISES
>>722852224>his latest post is from 3 years ago lmao
I’m so fucking glad the jannies didn’t delete this thread. Every once in a while we get some true /v/ kino and they usually manage to fuck it up.
>>722872410NOT YET
>>722890927It's /v/ culture at this point, there have been a couple great threads on this guy this year once we found his new channelHis original was deleted so there was no new content coming in
>>722872059>>722872116I will leave a comment just cause it makes you seethe so much. Please dont kys
>>722890927what do you mean you dont enjoy twitter screencaps of strawman ragebaiting?
>>722860995... DSP, is that you?
>>722891258Can't tell without snorting and begging desu
>>722872193Are you from Kazakhstan?
NOT YET
>thread is about to diePLEASE NOT YET. I didn't laugh this much on 4chan in 10 years
>>722863631America as a society is completely soiled.
>>722883504>Some of them can hold conversations at a level where you could be fooled they're normal for a moment and then they go drink water from the toiletWe have people like that here. We call them indians
i cannot fucking BREATHE, what is wrong with this guy
>make thread about video games>it gets 2 replies>make thread about retard shitting his pants>hits the bump limit
>>722892424Its a mafia thread
>>722892424>the thought of a guy streaming playing video games while he's shitting himself is more entertaining than modern video gamesyeah fuck this industry
>>722890927my god it was even video game flavored..return to /v/ origins..
