Sunflower!
Sexflower.
I'd fuck her
>>722840835slutflower
*puts you on the frontline*
For me, it's on-model Green Shadow.
>>722840892>>722841210>>722841234Do NOT sexualize the SunflowerShe does her best to make sure all of those plants can beat those WORTHLESS Zombies
>>722841739I've never gotten into this franchise outside of playing it a bit as a child on my father's PC. Is there tons of porn of the zombies gangraping the sunflower? Like with orcs and elves?
Post the best plant and why is it Squash?
how we feeling about replanted? i guess its cool to see coop back
>>722841739That's why she's so hotShe's a working girl
Don't forget I'm with you in the dark
any Michael Jackson Truthers here?
>>722841841Get help
>>722841867New generation gets to enjoy it, and there's not much else to do with this franchise besides remakes I guess
>>722841867I am retarded but how do you know its AI? Nothing really looks that strange, I dont know what i'm suppose to be looking for.
>>722841331Jokes on you >Zombies don't want to hurt the Sunflower because they like her singing so they just leave
>>722842297Lineart on the bricks.
I wish someone would make a mod that ports GW1's maps to the second game. Driftwood Shores mogs every GW2 map it isn't even funny.
THERE’S A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAWN
>>722841841
https://youtu.be/TO4KTxv7_4wBest song
It's over....
Giwtwm
>PvZ3 came out>And then it was taken down...>And then it was remade and came out again!>And then it was taken down again....>And then it was remade and came out again!What the fuck is going on with that game? It would've been easier for EA to just accept the 2019 one sucked and moved on
>>722840835I want to fuck her
>>722846774He is not for sex
>>722847081Ew solar flare, i prefer ON-MODEL pvz1 sunflower raw sex desu
For me?It's the Vampire Flower
>>722841867I can't find any trace of AI in the replanted version, now concernig replanted I guess it's going to be objectly better than the original but not by a lot, the most annoying thing would be passing all the mods to the new version.Bringing back the discarted minigames and that cloudy mode is cool, I will give them that
>>722842109MJ got taken out but they kept AH
>>722847741Someone draw her some melons
>>722841867im honestly pretty excited, has been a long time since i havent touched the original pvz1 and replanted is gonna be a great excuse to play it again + the new content seems very interesting
>>722847741now make her fat
>>722840835good morning, u sure do make it like a sunny day
>>722847187That is ON model Only Nude Model that is
>>722847456this
>>722841842>SquashImagine paying 25 extra sun for a WORSE plant LOL
WHY PLANTS SO MEAN TWO ZOMBIES?THEY ONLY TRY TWO EAT AND STAY UNDED!NO FAIR FOR RASISEM!ZOMBIES R PEEPLE TWO!
>>722845837And it's sadly looking pretty gay. It's got a season pass (of course) that can only be purchased with real money (of fucking course) and it seems that's the only way to get certain new plants. Also, upgrades are back so say goodbye to a good and balanced game
>>722850921Um I asked for best PLANTSlittle molehills need not apply
https://youtu.be/3lKa4W1TxU4?si=RtvVHzAw1hCRJzNYWhat were the Chinese thinking?
>>722841842Always
I just installed reflourished on an emulator yesterday because I hate what they did a decade ago to vanilla. what am I in for?
>>722841739>Do NOT sexualize the SunflowerIf she's not supposed to be sexualized then WHY DOES THE OFFICIAL MODELS FOR HER HAVE A FULLY MODELED PUSSY?
>>722852491no proof
>>722852709What is this then?
Even has a clity if you open her up
>>722851275Oh no...I'm attracted to PLANTS
>>722853175Chasity belt dum dum
>>722853348Its the 2 bottom leaves from behind, but nice try
>>722853348Awooga
>>722853993Nice copeWhy don't you seethe and mald more for being a giga loser faggot
>>722841867Considering how dead in the water PvZ 3 clearly is, I can see why their only option was to re-release one of their older, better games.
Imagine how weird it must be to be a human in the PvZ universe. You could be a NEET just minding your own business, then the next day you are fending off zombies with genetically altered plants capable of lethal force. All the plants have faces, all of them are alive. Strange, even a bit offputting to be sure, but it's what happens after those initial days of invasion. Your plants all start coming out of the ground, walking and talking all the while. You think they are going to come after you for sending so many of their brethren to their doom, but they do the exact opposite. They all treat with gratitude for bringing them to life and act like you are their faux father. This is all nice and such, but as time goes on and the zombie problem gets worse, they all slowly but surely start coddling you. They first make sure you aren't near the frontlines of the war, it would be a terrible blow to them if they lost the brains of the operations. Then they get you off the battlefield entirely, insisting you could help them a lot more at homebase. It isn't too long before they take over the plan handling entirely, giving you more of a morale support role at homebase. Even then, they do your job just as well as you, each of them making sure to give you a hug or something like it before heading out to battle. You confess your feelings of uselessness to one of the veteran plants, and they assure you that you are the biggest part of the war, that you and your safety is what every plant fights for.
which one are you?
>>722857886I treat the sunflowers as VIPs in need of escort. They are not to be touched at any cost. What do you think
>>722847741WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
i feel like i had the misfortune of seen sunflower vore art at some point in my life and can't look at PvZ the same way ever again.
>>722857886Who the fuck puts the Sunflowers to the front? If you do that you are subhuman.
>>722840835ccp propaganda game
>>722858182Pretty much every big franchise has vore art floating around. It's like a less encompassing version of rule 34.
>>722845837No one in the team knows how to make a game that isn't a money grifting scheme anymore. Everything has to have some relation to game passes, loot boxes, lives, etc.
>>722857886Sunflower at the back. This is a fucking kids game that 3 years old can beat. You dont need to sweat your ass off and play 'optimally'. It just looks better anyway.
>>722857735I love this pasta
>>722858064>>722858240>>722858642i fill the last 2 columns with sunflowers
>>722858182could be worse like >>722857735 or >>722858852
>>722840835Hot
>>722859031>half the level later
>>722841842He isn't technically the best,But he fits in my>Always want a line a peas in every lane early onstrategyAlso he looks the coolest and feels so good when you finally plant him
>tfw no human bf
>>722859910I had a massive crush on Solar Flare when PvZ Heroes came out and it's so weird seeing people lusting after now but not when the game came out
>ANON PUT YOUR DICK AWAY I JUST MADE A SAVESTATE
>>722859031>There are unironic Sunshr*om users hereGrim
PLANT BLOWJOBWOO WOO
A shame all the Kanna posters got ligma
I wish Chomper was good I'd always find an excuse to use itHe just gets to sit behind Walnuts
>>722860589AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *crunching sound* AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE *splurrrt*
>>722840835There's a zombie on your lawn~
>game takes place in australia https://youtu.be/T3wT6RvPtCI
https://youtu.be/np2bNb7Ms-wI found this 3 days ago and I really like the sunflowers in it.
>>722850990we don't like zombies
>>722861046Awful art style
W-Well... This is me...
why did he make the female zombies hot
>>722860215Peashooter: " *hellish kazoo noises* "
>>722860750Same. PvZ2 got some plants that kinda fill that niche (close range damaging plant) but Chomper never got the love it deserved.
>>722860750Chomper is actually pretty good for speedruns
>>722861046no one really understands what made the first game's artstyle very appealing huh?
>>722860215The Garden Warfare series is dead and I will never forgive EA and Popcap for it
So how are we feeling about the new PvZ 3 beta? And how are we feeling about the fact that they made Fusion canon?
>>722861264
>>722862167Read >>722851035
>>722841867Is it a fair rebalance hack or just kaizo shit? I want to replay the game but even my 3 year old nephew was able to beat it, and the dude still shits himself. Yet i don't want to start the first level and see 3 giant zombies roll up on my lawn.
>>722862167>>722851035What, we're getting an honest-to-god sequel? Not some iOS or spinoff crap? Is the beta playable yet?
>>722862559>What, we're getting an honest-to-god sequel? Not some iOS or spinoff crap?Take a guess anon. It looks like it will have a very similar if not more jewish monetisation as pvz2.
>>722862523It’s a remake of the first game, not a hack
>>722862691I tried that back in the day, some Egypt pyramid shit. I was not impressed by any of it. Where's the lawn?
>>722862523It's a remaster with very little extra content added in
>>722862754>I tried that back in the day, some Egypt pyramid shitThat's part of the gameplay (which wasn't that bad), the core is still to use plants to protect yourself against waves of zombies. That won't change with the new game. The part that is coming back is plant upgrades (shit system that came straight out of the Chinese PvZ2 into PvZ2 and now PvZ3 in which you earn packs that increase the strength of plants to retarded levels) and it looks like we're getting a paid season pass (which is how the player is supposed to get the new plants).
>>722862990Whatever. Can I fuck a harem of sunflowers or what?
>>722857886my sunflowers must be protected at all costs
>>722857886I defend my flowers.
How are we feeling?
>>722864106ick
>>722864106dear god...
>>722864106>pupil highlights became the new pupilsretarded artists
>>722864106Peashooter is such a hard design to ruin, but they found a way.
>>722860215Crazy Dave is creating war criminals
>>722864106Might as well post the rest.
>>722864774
>>722864846
>>722861046It should be so easy to make these things cute. But Heroes was probably the only time outside of the original game that they were.
I actually do like the Repeater design in Evolved, it's not much but the darker green looks nice and helps to distinguish it from the Peashooter.
This is one of the very few mobile games I've beaten. It was actually a good game.
>>722865229That's because it's not really a mobile game lol
Sunflower pvz3 almanac description:"This little beauty can brighten-up your day in a hurry! One minute you're running for your life screaming in terror, the next minute you're skipping along, whistling a happy tune. What happened? Sunflower just has that effect on people. Even when things seem dire, her radiant smile and infectious optimism are a real shot in the arm."
>>722856306good job lying to yourself bronow go get some actual pussy
>>722857886left one for the reasons listed in the picture.I'm latino and I like rape btw.
>>722857886Only faggots put sunflowers on the left.
>>722865695I want to protect a cute defenseless woman
>>722856306>>722865489Fellas why so mad?
>>722865484Guybrush Threepwood lookin fuck
>>722857886Wouldn't right be optimal since the pea shooters are closer to front, therefore they can deal damage quicker (by two grids, but still)Also if you're worried about your back line in any mode besides pool and roof, you've messed up.
>>722852049Did regular PvZ have this many gimmick levels? Im halfway through pirate world and good god I dont want this expierience to be "kill X amount of zombies in 10 seconds"
>>722866290It had a couple.>plant queue>bowlingand of course every new part of the yard had a gimmick>night>pool>fog>slanted roof
>>722865881Based.
>>722865881>>722866547Hope she sees this bro
>>722865881This. Fags are conflating mild chivalry with picking up sloppy 12th single mothers.
>>722866290PvZ1 had two gimmick levels in each world, each world was only 10 levels long and there were only 5 worlds.PvZ2 just feels like an overall exaggeration of PvZ1 and that includes its content, difficulty and flaws, I'd say the single hardest level in PvZ1 is Column like you see 'em, which is a postgame exclusive minigame, PvZ2 has dozens of levels that are much harder than that, so I would not recommend it unless you really want a challenge.
>>722858817Real chad here anons
>>722866290Reflourished PvZ2 has all of the vanilla levels and yeah the objectives get pretty nasty. Flower lines can fuck off
>>722857886pfffff you think i CARE about symmetry?fuck that shit
>>722863807what is this dyke shit?
>>722857886Sunflowers in the second and third column, then shovel up the second column and plant more attackers there
>>722860215Turf Takeover is one of the most fun gamemodes in any team-based shooter. I know it's glorified Attack/Defend but the maps are so lived-in and, dare I say, SOULful.Anyway what is (You)r favorite Turf Takeover map, and (You)r favorite Variant?
Your garden needs to be symmetrical, or you didn't beat the level.
>>722857735Based >>722857886I always keep my sunflowers closest to me THREE rows of Sunflowers
>>722865881This is what being a real man is all about
>>722859031Imagine NOT being a Double Sunflower chad
>>722861850My biggest regret is not getting into the series until both games were already dead
>>722861046They look cute
>>722863807If you're at the point where your second last row is taking damage and you only have a single shooter you've got bigger problems
>>722861276SighI KNOW I shouldn't stick my dick in itBUT.....
>>722870173double blowjob... sunshroom could never...
>>722861850>>722870281Still get full matches on GW2 Turf Takeover in less than five seconds on PS4. PC is well and truly dead though, hackers killed it.
>>722864106Why is this one so sexual? Like she's look up at your dick or something
>>722870441>Sunshroom says your dick is so big but then she grows double in size and starts making fun of how "little" it isAlright I'll stop.
>>722868263>>722867448Where does vanilla end and postgame begin? Will I be able to get all the store plants that cost gems in reflourisher since there's no shop? I'm honestory confused on which plants I should buy with the gems and haven't even touched or know much about leveling up my plants.
>>722860215Kek
Is PvZ2 worth a playthrough? It sounded dumb with the time travel stuff and it looks eh
>>722853348>>722853175This is a blue board.
>>722871291Microtransactions.
>>722871291That's what I'm asking ITT. Ive downloaded the reflourished mod and it's alright so far (in the middle of world 2 which is Pirates.) I clicked on one of the pinata party levels and got rolled because I had no idea what the fuck all the plants were and what they did. The Zen garden is back but there's p2w shit everywhere. I try to google a beginner's guide and nobody's made a video or wrote one apparently.
one time i jacked off onto a plant to see if it would like it and im pretty sure the leaf wilted so plants do not in fact crave human dick.reality is disappointing
>>722871591>playing through a game already>suddenly feel insecure about myself>i gotta beg for approval from strangerswill you stop bothering us and kill yourself instead?
>>722844672I guess you could say your seed has been PLANTED.
>>722841739>Do NOT sexualize the Sunflower>posts cropped porn
He just wants to say it
>>722871905FAGGOT did you read what I said there's so many worlds and i'm not sure how the grind will go with the p2w being gutted so i'm asking here now post a plant
>>722853175>>722853348Share model. NOW!
>>722870173>>722870441>plant sunshroom behind double sunflower>facefuck the little shroom while the flowers give your balls a thorough tongue-polishing>once you've given it a dose of your seed, it grows>turn around and let the flowers lick you clean while the shroom makes for a nice place to rest your rear end>watch the rest of your slutty plant army mowing down zombies>they deserve a reward after this wave
>>722857886For Delturbia you have to be the left guy. It's so goddamn hard.
I don't like that they keep pushing the comic characters, the only guys besides Dave and Zomboss that really worked for me were Super Brainz, Gnomus, Green Shadow and Solar Flare and they all fulfil important functions.What the hell does Patrice contribute, Dave is already the tutorial guy.
>>722871291>>722871591In my opinion, Reflourished is a bit overrated. It is basically the same game as the original with more levels. I prefer "AltVerz" which cuts down on the level count a bit and makes sunflowers give 25 sun like the original game
>>722870173It's too expensive and it uses and extra card slot. Twin sunflowers are not worth it.
>>722872408>the shroom makes for a nice place to rest your rear endLol. FAGGOThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkcmNyxpUsk
>>722840835For me, its Nightcap
>>722872724They are in Endless mode, where you need all the firepower you can get and having 2-3 rows of sunflowers cuts deeply into your DPS.
>>722870535I need to see a suspiciously shaped shadow to see if I agree.
>>722865501T.
>>722873131Oh well, in Endless mode then it may be useful. I don't know because I'm not a masochist.
>>722871953Tell him about per capita.
>>722873162
>>722873717that's all well and good anon but how can we know for sure unless she's got big eyelashes, a blush, and drool coming from the end of her barrel?
>>722841867I'm interested but I'm only going to buy it if/when it goes on deep discount. I don't need a remake to replay PVZ.
>>722873808am retarded and couldnt make the eyelashes work
>>722840835
>>722871905Nothing wrong with asking for help
>>722871845That plant was raised for CDCCRAZY DAVE COCK only
>>722871942>Thinks it's pornA shame
>>722874165Pls don't sexualize the...very sexy....peashooter...
>>722873717>>722874165Thanks for the effort, and yes, I can now see how sexual it looks.
what the FUCK do I buy
>>722876154Explode-o-nut. Watching him become more and more deranged pays for his cost in entertainment.
>>722876154Missle Toe looks like a little slut
>>722857886sunflowers in back row, why?I MUST PROTECT THEIR SMILE
>>722876154The yeti chomper looks neat
>>722876154pretty sure shrinking violet is OP as fuck
So what’s gonna happen with popcap given the EA buyout, if anything at all? Ngl they’re kinda all I care about regarding that whole episode
I'm playing a Nuzlocke, stuck in Roof-7 and I can't fucking figure out a way to beat it without sacrificing my Doom shroom which I'll need for Roof-9... Those FUCKING bungie NIGGERS are fucking my shit up Deaths so far: https://files.catbox.moe/6z9c96.png
>>722871291I finished it (no microtransactions) and it isn't very good, Mods are incapable of saving it either so do yourself a favor and play literally anything else.
>>722879021Oh, I forgot. The corn is also fucking dead.
>>722879208>Lost the cornJust restart the run ngl
>>722879357AAAIIIEEEEEEEE
>>722870348Most people don't stop at 1 row of sunflowers, so this is just a gross oversimplification. It would be 3rd row at earliest, most cases. But this is talking strategy of a baby game, so what the fuck ever.
>>722879518It's over...
Wasn't there some version of PVZ2 without the p2w shit?
>>722879021>nuzlockeSo they eat a plant and you can't use it anymore? That sounds devilish
>>722879924Actually that one would have survived, I just panicked and reset like a total retard. But the one in front I can't protect without sacrificing the umbrellas...
>>722880040If the plant kills itself when used (cherries, Ice shroom, hypno shroom, etc) it also dies.
>>722857886i put sunflowers on the left and it didnt matter whatsoever because its a fucking kids game
>>722878969If pvz 3 isn't a success, then popcap will probably bite the dust while the ip stays in ea's vault like dungeon keeper.
>>722879518Just now noticed that the clouds in the background are shaped like brains, wow.
>>722880542I'm hoping the remaster does well enough to justify keeping them around. I'd also hope for Project Hot Tub to get brought back in some fashion, but I'm not delusional.
>>722880774>>722880542PopCap deserves to die if they don't bring this back.
>>722853175>>722853348Real talk, it's just a mirrored texture from the base sunflower model that they reused on the different-sized solar flare and that caveman one I forget the name of, so it looks fucked up like that. The second image even has it stretched out so much that you can see through it to the leaves above it.
>PVZ 3>Steal a fusion's mechanic because fusion gone viral for a fangame made by fucking chinese>Still look uglier and probably more unfun anyways.What's the point , I wish they'd take the full plagirism pill that revert back to pvz 1 style
Hehehe, it seems I posted in the wrong thread Forgive me Crazy Dave...
>>722881052Kill yourself DBspic
>>722881095Calm down m8
>>722881052>[Deleted]I saw what you posted
>>722880872Popcap is already dead. It's a shambling corpse puppeted by EA. It's been obvious since the takeover. I don't even want a new Insaniquarium, it'd be monetized out the ass.
>>722881095Na let him stay. One of the last DB threads I was in here had someone spamming non stop porn of Pan and posting stories about fucking Toriyama's actual children, it was horrible.
>>722880176I'm gonna try that next time but that sounds insane
>>722880872I don’t even think any of the og popcap guys are around. They all bounced once they got their checks from the EA buyout
>>722881882Current popcap is just a shelf of what it once was, but, the pvz replanted team seems to actually care seeing how they are handling the remaster, i would love if they manage to make a collection of popcap's old games like zuma, insaniquarium or bookworm adventues for modern platforms
>>722880176Sounds fun
>>722882327>replanted team seems to actually care>used ai to upscale graphics instead of putting any actual effort into itbait used to be believable
>>722859870>GENTLEMEN
If you miss old Popcap so much why didn't you play me?
>>722883095I bought the Popcap games set and I didn't even know this one existed.
>>722883243Cause its not from popcap, its an indie game made by the pvz creator
>>722868254>>722858817>2 rows of sunflowersbased clickmaxxer
>>722868802SEAmonkey tranny twitter faggot that hops on every trend imaginable
>>722841842>>722850921Man, when it finally clicked how and when to use these, putting up 10 fully grown sunflowers before my first shooter was a breeze.
>>722883095>>722883395This thing is 7 years old?! I don't think I've heard /v/ mention it even once! Looks very popcap-core.
>>722851275That's just awful. What happened to Pop Cap? Why are the Chinese doing whatever that is to PvZ? I'm way out of the loop.
>>722882892There any proof to this or are you just lobbing the ai claim around again?
I seriously thought he was a potato at first. In pvz2 he looks like a chicken nugget
>>722885854He a cutie
Gardening with Sunflower!Watering Sunflower!Tickling Sunflower!POLLINATE!
>>722885854I'm sure a lot of people think he's a potato before reading his name or finding the real potato.
>>722874165DEAR GOD ANON
>>722861046now hear me the fuck out....
>>722888454I mean I get yaThat ain't even a grandma, that's just a plain ol' milf when you look at her right
>>722888454Anon she will eat your brains
>>722884184because it's made by the ex popcap devs and artists who left after the buyout
>>722848152
>>722871170Vanilla has a postgame, "vanilla" just means the official and unmodified release of the game.The postgame for PvZ1 starts after you complete Adventure Mode, do not touch PvZ2's postgame.
SUNFLOWERTIDDIES
>>722866108its not about shooting them faster, its getting more damage out before the peashooter is eaten
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>>722840892
What did I just walk into
>>722895968
>>722871591What about the ECLISE mod? What do people think of it?
>>722840835I will redeem the sunflussy sirs
>>722893982GYATTctus
>>722841210>her
>>722872086Nigger, reflourished gets rid of micro transactions, I don't know what p2w shit you're talking about.
>>722841867fuck the Remaster, FUCK EA. EA killed their golden goose of casual games, just like they killed everything else they touch. There will never be another casual games developer that had this much soul. You zoom zooms don't understand how absolutely amazing popcap games like Peggle were in the mid 2000s, when you had shit-tier integrated gpus on laptops and the best you could play when you were on the move were the first indie games, emulators and old 90s stuff on them.
>>722871291Check "PvZ 2 Gardenless". It's PvZ 2 made from the ground up available on pc with better animations, cool mechanics, reintroduction of PvZ 1 plants and no microtransaction gay shit. Do keep in mind that it's in like beta or something, but I believe there are a couple of worlds available now
>>722864106>>722864774>>722864846>>722864913It's gonna be pay to win isn't it?
>>722898042Unless there's some kind of hiccup during the handover to Saudi Arabia, yeah, probably.
>>722876154Just pick one nigger, it's a game
>>722882892There are a few vids with the devs in charge of the remaster. They explained they weren't given the best of resources and they really just like the game and want to have it available with the new perks. It was also confirmed that this remaster was supposed/ordered to be as basic as possible, but it looks like they were the ones pushing the implementation of the new mode + more mini games.
>>722879518Is this the mobile version?
>>722880918Not only that. A couple of weeks before the """""new""""" mechanic was announced, PopCap/EA dmca'd PVZ Fusion and asked them to not update the android version they were developing. The project still exists but it's pc only now sadly.
Play PVZ Fusion.
>>722840835snoyflower
I wish I was in the timeline where pvz wasn't killed by EA
>>722898542>EA handles the franchise like garbage>Fans fix it >EA "UM NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!">Threatens to sue and then steals the idea Why are they like this
>>722898621You convinced me, downloading now
>>722898621Also, the fused plants need lewd art pronto.
The "Retro" skins look like shit and they should've just used the DS version's sprites, but the Headcrab Zombie skin is cute.
Why do the Chinese love PvZ so much?And EA should've given PvZ3 to a Chinese studio
>>722900142Well they get to see clean and healthy food, for once in their lives.
>>722898621>the cheerful Pea brother is a total sisconWhat does this mean?
>>722898621Is this what the CPP has been hiding from us? This is great.
>>722901362It means he loves his sister, are you being willingly dense?
>>722840835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7dLuLACfYsSUNFLOWER!SUNFLOWER!SUNFLOWER!SUNFLOWER!
>>722872724>too expensivePays for itself>extra card slotA real chad only needs the double
>>722864106What's this? PvZ4?
THERES A ZOMBEE ON YOUR LAWNNTHERES A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAWN.
>>722905763With how often it gets rebooted it might as well be
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760099216887780.webm
>>722894771Holy shit
>>722900142Between PVZ and WoW (Forsaken were consistently one of the most popular races) I think the Chinese just have some weird fascination with western zombies.
>>722841867The only acceptable excuse for a remake would be that they're laying the framework for a sequel that isn't a third person shooter or mobile kusoge.
>>722910004Maybe it's because they can't showcase skeletons and zombies are the closest thing
>>722901362Just like me
Is PVZ fusion good?
The base game is fun and all but I always end up severely addicted to I, Zombie
>>722841842He has an insane aura, "Oh you're approaching me"
>>722914025my brain begins hemorrhaging everytime i see a kernel pult in endless, like you just know that smug cunt is going to butter your footballer 5 times in a row and there's nothing you can do about it
>>722841867Looking forward to replaying it at something wider that like 640
>>722842109He started singing about you know who and they did you know what
>>722857886My sunflowers are protected, they are cute patooties, autists tongue my anus.
>>722865501Why did you repeat yourself?
>>722858852I have literally never used this guy.
>>722885854He's super goated and stays in his lane
>>722915006So you used cactus for the balloon zombies?
>>722915006he kinda blows
>>722915006If it's any consolation, Blover is (was?) amazing in the second game.
>>722898042>leveling for both the base plants and the fusions>the f2p ways of getting the things you need to level up are abysmally slowSo far the beta doesn't look to be hard enough to necessarily require leveling, but the leveling is there for a reason.
>>722915892Was, got hard nerfed.
>>722915951Yeah, future's looking grim
>>722915690He seemed more useful
>>722914581for me it's trying to use the dancer zombie in a 0IQ move and watching it die instantly
>>722865484>HIV
>>722861850i had so much fun playing gw1. its a shame that it was built on the same shitty frostbite engine that got massively overhauled during battlefield 4/ hardline, but none of those changes got ported over to pvz:gw.
>>722915690>so you use the plant that can do damage to all units and isn't just a one trick ponyof course why wouldn't you?
>>722919278Because it's a waste of space that you have to use on every lane, his damage is trash with no second effects, it only hits one balloon on his lane unlike the other that instakills them without having to deal with them on land and it doesn't even extend himself on roof levels, hell I would even argue that even cherrybomb it's a better anti air plant than cactus
>>722871291It's impressive how I played when it was just made, had fun with it, years later tried to restart, saw the amount of limited events and microtranslation and my interest completely vanished.
>>722914025>>722914581Discovering that ladder zombies are ridiculously useful in I, Zombie is one of my favorite PVZ moments.
>>722840835ENOUGH
Can a man and a flower be together?
>don't hire the original artist to redraw anything at higher res>pay some intern pennies to put it in the slop machine>charge money for itLOL
>>722923060Lmao oink louder paint pig
>>722857886Peashooter Sunflower Peashooter.I place second row first, third row next, first row third.
The wall with a flytrap behind it really does fuck shit up super good
>>722923119its your money, spend it how you want
Which plant gives the best head?Which plant would be the best wife?
I think I loved all the original designs in pvz1 but I always hated the cattail. It looks so out of place compared to any of the other plants because it is a cat/plant hybrid abomination with a random pink beanie
>>722924728It gets a pass for being so freakishly good.
>>722898621how?
>>722924728I agree, the fact that it's one of the very last plants you can get makes it extra weird. The cat pun was too strong for them to resist I guess.
>>722923636>>722924728
>>722925431Download the raw version from the official discord and apply the english patch from there.
>>722928175is there any other way?
>>722840892Came to post thisFPBPI kneel
>>722928175I cant use discord it wants my real ID
>>722929713Nope, unless you wanna risk this:>>717374943So just do >>717365619
>>722851963Foreskin
>>722929713Let me be done with my wage slave hours and maybe I'll share with you the google drive link from the 'cord.You want PC or android?
>>722930908PC, you'd actually do dat Mr?
>>722930820Why wont any of you upload it to mega?
>>722931034Just Google zoomie
>>722930782Discord is blocked in my country, yet I still use it. Learn to adapt, you are now in (almost) the same boat as Russians.
>>722841695Begging to be tied down by a Zombie and fucked
>>722931658what? so it is available outside discord then?
>>722931658Just stop being an asshole and upload it alreadyWhy are you defending a chink
>>722932095I got it on Github.https://github.com/Teyliu/PVZF-Translation
>>722932490Thanks
The only reason I'm looking forward to replanted is coop and versus.
>>722932095USEGOOGLEI DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ZOOMERS CAN'T COMPREHEND THIS>"Plants Vs Zombies Fusion Download"IT'S THAT SIMPLE DO YOU GENUINELY NEED HELP ON HOW TO WIPE YOUR OWN ASS?
>>722932095>>722933628THE SECOND RESULT RIGHT THERE>But the AI overview sayskys
Woohoo
>Zombotany is the only headswap content in vidyaReal love it so, >>722889828 I like this artist's vampire sunflower chikababe and that sunflower peashooter chikababe
Sexualflower
>>722935796That's a human.Leave this place this instant.
>>722936053Proof?I see no human puss puss only sunflower
>>722901362>the fucking first fusion you are requiered to do, is a fucking incestual oneAh the chinks, surprised there hasn't been a wuxia themed zombie (jiangshi doesn't count).
>>722912149The rules change alot, mostly because of nepotism.
>>722900184Squash looks like he suffers from an ancient mutation of smallpox.
>>722929713https://github.com/Teyliu/PVZF-Translation
>>722938794thank you, I guess all roads lead to thiskind of worried not gonna lie
>>722840835Collab with BTD when?
>>722860776this is the hottest plant in the entire series
>>722871291Even with mods, the pacing is just shit, you don't get a new plant after every level, instead, it's filled with gimmicks, restrictions and a way faster pace, which makes it far less replayable than the original
Has anyone tried the bajillion versions of PvZ3 they put out? Good or nah?
>>722840835play Neigborhood Defensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3GqIBUtO2Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Br2-j8rv8
>>722942690They went from copying clash royale, to gardenscapes and now pvz fusions
pvz 3 is copying fusion now?
>>722942819Gross
>>722942852YuuupGot datamined
>>722942972>dataminedthe game is out. you can play it right now.
>>722942972honestly not too badi will say that some fusion designs look half assed or too weird or awkward and some look cool as hell, as for these "merges", they are too cutesy but still neat
>>722943021I wish>Not available in your countryI AM AMERICAN WHY IS THIS AMERICAN FRANCHISE NOT PLAYABLE HERE
>>722943586you can just download an apk and play it, it's not region locked or whatever. im not from the UK and i played it.
>>722943662Oh yeah, duh
I like the new Artstyle and I am not saying that because I would fuck these plants
>>722944552pvz if it was a mobile game
>>722944589Always was :)
>Popcap forgot to add the fucking shovel to PvZ3 How
the only thing i dont like are these avatar fucking things, they're so ugly. they should've just made Peatrice the main character instead and called it a day. and no, im not saying this because i want to fuck Peatrice.
>>722944552I did not care for the bean plant.
>>722944819ZAMNPvZ LOLIS LOOK LIKE THAT!?
>>722938794so uh, you just install Redist from the mega, run the two files together, install the thing below it then export the contents to another file?
>>722945132there's a pvz modding discord server called "PvZ Links server" that hosts the game already patched. just get it from there.
>>722945407i don't want to use discord, i'll just use githubit seems like many did and it's fine i guess
>>722945023
>>722944552Peashooter is more fuckable in the new artstyle and that's probably it
>>722841842I'll handle it.
Reminder PvZ3 is only available till November 11th before it disappears again for 3 years probably
>>722947821Do you need a special invite to be able to install the game ? Because I can't find it to download
>>722944819Same, looks like ASS. But sadly, PopCap/EA will sell even more shit with the avatar customization.
Holy SEX>kiss and tongue the mouth on top while getting a standing BJ from the bottom>>722947878It's only available in certain countries but you can grab the APK and download it
>>722947878Google and click this one
>>722944552They look alright, but the game will be bastardised like pvz2 so it won't matter
>>722947968>>722948003Thanks bros
>>722944812What do you mean forget? They will re-add it for only $0.99 a month ;)
>>722945465Here's the link straight from the discord:https://mega.nz/folder/WYgw2DbS#Hj6QwnLoUjoJORm3d6v17gIf you wanna download from the GitHub, make sure that it's the latest version (3.0.1).
>>722948160I almost threw up
>>7229483783.0.1 version 1 right?
>>722948378>I'm retardedHere's the PC build:https://mega.nz/folder/CcRm0ACZ#oBfL2-V38aoaKz1MgHO-yA
>>722840835I'm so happy that this is still alive.
>>722948554Page 10 keeps trying to kill it but Wall Nut is protecting us
>>722942727seconding this plus is surprisingly difficult, to this day the boss in that pic keeps filtering me
>>722840835https://litter.catbox.moe/slflmw1qfpowthbn.ogg
>>722948813
>>722944552i'm of the opinion that it looks "fine" in art/still images like >>722947821 but looks fucking awful in motion
>>722840892>>722841210>>722841234https://files.catbox.moe/upa5ej.jpg
im a big fan of the pvz3 female zombies, i think they're very cute. would.
>>722948473Many thanks
>>722950172nta does it work? you just load and play?
>>722950278Yes but its in chinese
>>722950646oh man
>>722948657Based, the unsung hero, expects no praise, he just does his job well.
the one labelled multi language in github is also in chineseSo Im just going to give up and play something else
>>722950278>>722950961https://github.com/Teyliu/PVZF-TranslationDownload Redist and follow these steps
>>722950961>>722951112Nevermind it worked now I just had to let it install malware called net runtime
>>722951112To be more specific, download BOTH of these and then follow the instructions in that post
*blocks your path*wat do?
>>722951281cherry wallnut duh
>>722951310*throws tridents at your backline*your move?
>>722951470I forgot
>>722951470>blow u awayDone I win>"BUT-">blows u away again Blover always wins
>>722841739>Do NOT sexualize the SunflowerThis, but only after you sexualize the Sunflower
>>722952359Fixed your pic.
>>722952652
OKAY FINE I ADMIT II WANT TO FUCK PLANTSARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?
>>722953583i thought everyone in here wanted to fuck the plants by default
Fucking anything BUT the plants was never an option
>>722954694Even Zombies?
>>722948813Sex
>>722952652What if blover was a slut
Amazing thread
So I tried out PvZ2 and it's interesting.I like some of the new mechanics like leveling up plants and the plant food stuff but you can tell this was made for mobile purely by how bite sized and fast the levels are.It's not bad but I'm sure I'll eventually hit that P2W wall. For now I like it.
>>722955187We don't like ur kind around hereNo heartNo brainsNo service
HOLY FUCK I JUST REALIZED THE WALL NUT WAS A FUCKING NUT AND NOT A POTATO
>>722956512p2w only happens in arena, but the worlds drop in quality after far future and get a bit worse with lost city
>>722956583What a spud!
>that small moment in time where companies were copying portal ending with a songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ
KEK I didn't even know there were ads in PvZ2I used a systemwide DNS to block all mobile game ads when I downloaded PvZ1
Man the pool music is fucking fantastic
>>722958182My favorite, the horde part is amazing
>>722957947god damn what a bunch of jews lmao. you don't even get to pay to remove them permanently
>>722956512>like leveling up plantsLevelling up wasn't in the base game. That mechanic was first introduced on the Chinese PvZ2 where you had to collect puzzle pieces to increase the stats of your plants. Because EA and PopCap are filled with jews, they ported that idea over to the international PvZ2, giving the game another money sink.
>>722958504The way it used to work was that as long as you bought ANYTHING (with real money) you'd get no ads. It's only after they got greedier that they set this sort of scheme (along with a fast forward button in mobile PvZ1 being a monthly subscription). If you did buy anything before this update, the game would not show you ads, so at least that's that. Not that anyone should buy anything from this bastardised game.
>>722956512>>722957947Either use a mod like reflourished which overhauls the whole game or look online how to mod the game so that you get every premium plant + infinite coins and gems, will make the experience much nicer (just do keep in mind most if not all new premium plants are busted).>Bu-but I wanna play the awful online mode!Works with that as well.
>>722857735This made me HORNY
>>722959016Yeah just downloaded Reflourished since I didn't see any reason not to
>>722944552This is the lamest Snapdragon has ever looked.
>>722857735Okay but when do they fuck me?
>>722960848>He doesn't know about (non-chinese) Electric Snapdragon
>>722960985>snapdragon (slut form)
>>722840835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_q_iEv0igY
>>722961057More like>Snapdragon (bald Irish uncle form)
Cute!
>>722961092Also cute!
>>722961336yea, but then the tranny costumes show up and it just goes downhill from there.
>>722961442Srry but trannies don't mind break me like majority of /v/If it's ignorable the more power to whoever wants to buy it
>>722957947>subscription-based adblockerFucking kek, I bet Popcap is punching themselves every day over not doing what PvZ2C did instead (the Chinese version, they locked 2x speed behind a payment)
Surely ONE of us must be playing PvZ3 and enjoying it? Right? Cmon man they even made the plants look sexier! Cmon! JUST DOWNLOAD IT! NOW!
>>722961965trying too hard
>>722961965You're fired
Imagine not using puffshroom to beat every level in the game >But the daytimeCoffee beans.
>>722962546I mean, even without the coffee bean Puffshroom is busted. FREE low recharge plant. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>722961548>If only you know how bad things really were
>>722962891Gotta get that TikTok crowd
Oh wow I had no idea the plants in PvZ3 were in 3D. I thought they went back to 2D, it honestly looks pretty nice.
sunflower vore
Not sure why it took Popcap so long to do fusions anyway, plants crosspollinate all the time and Zomboss making fucked up hybrid zombies has been a thing since the first game.
>>722945023She cute
>>722965213damn she is built like a fridge
real life sunflower...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg1jesy5PlI
>>722949326Too pudgy
>>722964996why the sunflower when she's right there
>>722965634Be nice to my daughter
>>722850921The virgin Potato mine>takes forever for it to pop up>can't be used in an emergency >can't damage zombies that goes past it>can't be planted on lily padThe chad squash>can be used instantly >can be used in an emergency >can hit zombies that goes past it (as long as they're close)>can be planted on lily pad
>>722965747chomper is male and something cute being secretly predatory is hot
>>722853348I got inspired, wait a moment
https://youtu.be/GN4AIAPnZPE?si=wH1cuCbfMhhfAQH6
Can a human impregnate a plant?
>>722840835Thoughs about Los Santos update?https://youtu.be/ZUkjU7ebIRk?si=Anpg8UJb-becQ7GF
>>722857886 i thoughted you putted shooter closest to enemy so the bullet travels less time
>>722967041Yes, I can confirm my seed is in my peashooter
>mfw PvZ3 will likely not launch on PC
>>722966898rushed TF out of this, but it gets to the pointalways remember to check up on your sunflowershttps://litter.catbox.moe/vd4mxe.jpg
>>722969250Do you guys not have phones?
>>722969584KINO
>I-I dunno how much longer I can hold Page 10 off boss....
>>722969827PHONES SUCK AND ENCOURAGE AGGRESSIVE SCUMMY MONETIZATION. GIVE ME A REAL GAME OR GIVE ME NOTHING AT ALL
>>722945023sex with both nate AND patrice
>>722840835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DInlbOxfoj0
before he wit post limit, I just wanna say that solar flare makes my stem grow
>>722949326UOH ToT
>>722945023uoooooooooooh
>>722970713Crazy Dave...
>>722969584How would sunflower juice taste like?
>>722971138like tea i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJg_xwIP9Nk
https://youtu.be/jnkM7QLCkU8
zombie girls...
>>722971647And this one toohttps://youtu.be/-7idW6c0VDI
>>722970864WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>722970864Okay but why did someone draw that
>>722971669Dude... she'll eat your brains...
>>722971990maybe but the little head has all the brainpower right now
>Ngh! Sorry sir, H-He got me...Page 10 is coming...>*COUGH COUGH* H-Heh, I was one tough nut to c-crack huh Boss?>Did...did I do good?
>>722972265You were good son, real good. maybe even the best.
https://youtu.be/ItjTv6I_4P8
>>722864948This is literally just orange derpina
good thread /v/
https://youtu.be/u9xSFk1ZDgwhttps://youtu.be/_9VcrTyrg_gAnd best but not leasthttps://youtu.be/mzL8GugPslM
>>722972514Peargor did draw derpina a couple times too.
The composer still does a lot of cool animations for the series toohttps://youtu.be/5yJ8ZzZORlA
>>722970864Don't get your stamen in a knot
>>722950151>>722951083Kek! Also lovin' the zombie office lady and the plain zombie (but girl) so cute. NEED MOAR>>722952596Man, wished peargor did more plant girls, hopefully zombie girls (they needs sa glowups and fanart love, bros…)>>722965626Plantern sexooo>>722965987Cute dotter
EAT BRAINZ
Thanks for the awesome thread bros, see you where plants and zombies encounter each other again.
>>722972527Man I love these plant chikababes…>Sunflower's almost always closing her eyes because she's been around collecting the sun>Peashooter (for the childhood sporty best friend) and Chomper (for her motherly, yet firm appeal) might be really, really good kissers>Cactus? Easy. A hugger, eyy… :^)
