Big pvp event tomorrow. Is your body ready? Did you quit already?
>>722871302Haru truly is the best
>>722871302>Last run of the day>2 groundwork parents>Oguri card>No groundworkYeah I'm close to giving up and just running what I have
I have a good Seiun but idk who else to prep for it. Taiki? Bakushin? Oguri?
Who would you main?
>>722871302/vg/ lobbies has proven this CM is a crapshoot. Everyone is running a blocker to stop front runners and 2 gamblers, all of which are exactly the same horse. I have played in like 50 lobbies and I've never seen a horse win more than 2 times in a row.
>>722871886El Condor Pasa and a Vodka/Grass Wonder are quick and easy choices, you have no time left also I doubt that Seiun is ever winning since she doesn't have groundwork
>>722871774If you already have your Groundwork ace/s with decent stats then you're good to go. If you're trying to squeeze extra stats or S Turf/Mile along with Groundwork + skills needed you'll go insane. Already tried that and I only got worse results than the ones I was already using>>722871886>I have a good SeiunI'm afraid to tell you that without Groundwork she's no good>>722871968I've seen some Falcos winning lobbies back to back
>Summer event>Summer skin >Summer is long over????
>>722872115>>722872007>everybody says the new Gold Shit card is terrible>it has groundworkWHO DO I BELIEVE
Reminder that Gold City could be posting here as we speak
>>722872253>groundworks but a million other skills there too>0 specialty priority on a speed cardIf you're that desperate you can try it.
>>722871952Taiki Shuttle because she's got a fucking gun
Praise the sun!
>>722871302>draws anime girls>"hmm...how do I break my new IP into the market?">"I'VE GOT IT">draws horse ears and a tail on themI like anime too but it's easily the biggest pool of sloppa consumers I've ever seen in my entire life.
>>722872253If you're looking for a card that has Groundwork Oguri's Power SSR completely outclasses it.
>>722872253yeah but it also as like 20 other skills, 0 specialty priority and bad stats overall, you're supposed to get groundwork through inspirations
>>722872449I think she's cute and should come home where the fuck is she?
Didn't get Mile S but the stats and skills are pretty good, might just run with it anyway.
>>722872547Just a few more ten pulls and you'll get me, don't sweat it. But you're not content at just three stars, right?
Wife Nature!I tried to make her an ace but her speed is awful, I'll need 4 speed cards for sure.
>>722872253>Most cards5-10 skills from hints>Golshi card14 fucking skills from hints, from which you'll want one at most in a run. And this doesn't even cover most problems the card has
Winning ticket's story made me tear up a bit. It must be nice having a big goal like that come to life.
>>722872624Maybe she could work well as a hybrid her ult is surprisingly good and consistent
>somebody makes a thread after I make a thread
I just read chapter 4 of the main story, what did I think of it?
>>722872721>skip>skip>skip>carats>carats>card
>>722872721Song wasn't as good as the others
>>722872721Mating press Brian in her concert outfit
>>722872721You thought that brian is so fuarking cool you want to roll for her
>>722872624>only ever got the hot spring ticket once>with Mejiro Ryan of all umasI rage quit after that
>>722872573>1200/1200>not even a witletPlease enjoy your Gold City and stay far away from me in Cancer matches.
>>722872690whats the point of filtering when you're gonna click on them to seethe either way
>>722872449Jesus Christ that's some terrible localization.
Did you got your steam rewards yet?Cause i just knew about them
>>722872838At least you didn't get Hot Spring 3 times with Golshi.
Is Brian's card better than Spechud's?
Be a trainer like Ryan's Jockeyhttps://youtu.be/v1ipCvv940E?si=jIRxCB9oPyziEQnr
>>722872943Brian is much better than spe-chud just off the special priority alone
>>722871968>he says without posting their horsesI've seen you know who's Falco win many, many races in a row, I think the only other consistent winner is ironically the other bird, fittingly from der/v/'s danchou, though those two are practically perfect builds
Any last minute CM testing rooms?
>>722871302MY WIFE.
>>722871302Remindie Fils-Aime
>>722873113Why is she so sad
>>722873081Sure why not34287277
>>722871952NERF GOLD SHIP 2M
Gentlemen.....I will job CM3
>>722871952How do you implement her luck as a mechanic without making her top 1?
>>722872880Forgot to mention that that run was like the 6th run in a row that I failed is what made me quit, not the fact that I got it with Ryan.
>>722872943Skill is dogshit but the stats are way better
>>722872517god I hope this is bait.
>>722871952>Guilty queer likeI wouldn't
>Won taurus barely >Won gemini pretty easily >Have never Won a single practice race for cancerHow do I raise my own mile aptitude as a trainer
>Did an Oguri run yesterday>No problems whatsoever>Wanted to get her stats a little higher though and maybe get mile/turf S>Do an Oguri run today>Everything goes wrong>Failed multiple single digit trainings, failed the charming acupuncture, took 3 turns to cure poor practice, took 2 turns to cure fat fuck, only optional race she got above 4th in was a G3, Kitasan started her chain before debut but never showed up again, lost during the URA qualifiersI hate RNG
>>722873398oh that would do it.
>>722873206GYURURUN GYURURUN
>>722873206holy fuck that vodka is insane
11 more days for cutie
>>722873398How were you failing URA? Was this super early into the games lifespan?
>translator's note: GYURURUN GYRURUN means Vroom Vroom
>>722873537I love RNG as long as it doesn't fuck me!
>>722873206Post results pls
>>722873550>>722873206>>722873607Pics faggots
>>722872714Yeah that's kinds fucked up, your thread was up first >>722869561Oh well, though.
>>722872875I get what they were going for but they should have made it more like how 4Chan/2Ch speaks rather than Twitter
Can't wait to be done with mileslop, back to mediumkino
>>722873674forgot to take one and now it's gone1st Double S aptitude Vodka SS+ speed and power2nd by a neck Double S aptitude El Condor Pasa MAX speed 1050 power3rd place Taishin
>>722873724Too many witlets
>>722873613I have over 60K Carats saved up for her and Akebono. I hope to either get them early or at least get a bunch of other Umas.
>>722873752What the fuck that's nuts and should actually put up a fight against fronts (so long as pump activates)
[Buy a fucking ad]
>>722873624It was like three weeks after launch. I couldn't even make it to the finals with her. Closest I got was like the second to last or so objective.
>less than 24 hours remainI'm so fucking glue bros....
>>722873206Your top three.
>>722873063Falco is the only front runner who can squeeze past blockers consistently. On the finals day, Maruzensky Summer will be the dominant horse if anyone rolls and raises a good one (you have 12 hours in total)
>>722873113She's my wife, actually. I have the paperwork.
84101287ikuzo!bring 3
>>722873835Yeah that will do it, that was the time clearing ura was an accomplishment, seems you avoided CM he'll completely
>>722873880FRONTSISTERS????
>tfw I only have a mediocre Smart Falcon ready and nothing else>every race will come down to whether Smart Falcon takes the early leadMaybe Air Groove and Vodka can sneak in a few wins when there's a blockushin...
>>722873819Maruzensky was first and she lost the lead in the homestretch because Condor proced her ult and Vodka did her thing
>>722873918>See 3/3>Rush to enter>Didn't make itwew
>>722873951That's why people tell you to build a blocker. A blocker Maru cucked the fronts
>>722873951They got brocked.
>>722873926>seems you avoided CM he'll completelyI was thinking of giving it another go but seeing how people talk about that in these threads along with a friend that played the JP release made me decide to just stay away and just enjoy it vicariously.
>>722873992>Mediocre falconShould be enough to get you to finals A as long as she takes #1 for a second desu
This free 3* will carry me into multiple platinumsWish me luck please
>>722874106Good luck bro.
>>722874106It's gonna be a dupe and you WILL be happy
>>722874106It's gonna be Special Week or Rice Shower
this is legit my only CM3 """"""""""ace"""""""""
>>722873918Holy brocked
>>722874079It fully depends on how you feel about pvp, to some (like me) the competitiveness, rivalries and evolution in these threads are a blast, to some it's torture. i personally quite enjoy the CM grind as frustrating as it
>>722874106I hope you get Rice Villain
>>722874106OGURI KAPPU
>>722874106Maruzensky calling it
>>722874106IS THAT THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE?
>>722874106Enjoy your emperor
>>722874106It's gonna be mcqueen lmao
>Did you quit already?when the seiun sky banner released, yes
>>722874106How do you feel about becoming a teiobro?
>Work on naisu for the first time since post-taurus>Fall in love again
77450390one more!bring 3
>https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersYou must now have sex with whatever uma you get, you cannot say no. Are (You) happy?
>>722874252Seiunlet.....
Ticket's normal ending is better than her good ending.
>>722874320>Genuine (ジェニュイン) is an unseen supporting character from Star Blossom.uhhhhhhhhhhhh ok
>>722874106well tell us who you got
>>722873918Top three.
>>722874320>PokkeThis is gonna be wild.
>>722874290AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S FULL AGAIN
>>722871302This is what I've got, unless I somehow manage to make a better Suzuka with my 3 borrows tomorrowProbably good enough to get to Group A Finals, but after the last two CMs I have zero confidence in my ability to actually win anything
Brian's a worthwhile mlb if I don't have speed SRs at mlb right? 0 starting friendship and mood bonus is kind of ass but she's got more specialty priority.
>>722874320>Tap Dance CityGOD BLESS AMERICA
At least it wasn't a dupe
>>722874043Try again95033974
>>722874320i thought this bitch was an npc
>>722874320Hhaha yes I love my imouto
Curren chan....I fucking kneel
>>722874320>Mayano Yop GunHell yeah.
>>722874320>Hishi AkebonoBONO
>>722874320Yeah. I don't have her though, I got smart falcon instead
>>722874320>DuramenteI get to cuck Kitasan so that is pretty hot.
>>722874320Not complaining
>>722874419LOL
>>722872721Wasn't as kino as Rice's storyWasn't as likeable as Winning Ticket
>>722874320First time I've seen this one. Apparently she appeared in Star Blossom first and she's just getting a SR in JP now
1137 1311Oh noes. Another CM room. Do whatever you want.
>>722874505that's not how it works
>>722874320For some reason I can't imagine it will be very pleasurable
>>722874419She's a solid Long.
>>7228744238/9
>>722874419THE FACE OF UMA MUSUME
>>722874423My bad dog I didn't see bring 3 and only submitted 2
>>722874451she may not be the best, but she is my little sister and i will make sure she wins platinum and queen of /v/
>>722874320Air Groove has grown on me.
>>722874415Roughly equivalent to a MLB3 SR
I'm pretty pissed off that anon would post his 3* ticket pull and then not post who he got.
>>722874606UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>722873880>All these non witbloated A+ Uma's I'm not even gonna bother with the Cancer cup
the beta/original designs have so much soul, the artstyle really highlights their best, just look at that tummy on this maya
Can someone please remind me why you faggots said rerollin for fine motion was mandatory when Super Creek was obviously the play? Even Sakura's card would have been better.
>>722874664Based currenchad, i hope you're able to defeat the bird when the time comes. SAVE /V/ICTORY STAKES
>>722874320>Loves Only YouOh fuck, oh shit
>>722874725Everyone just repeated what youtubers were sayingNow we know Youtubers are mostly clueless too
>>722874320ehh I don't really mind fucking the prez, reading the TL'd fan comics made her grow on me>captcha VMA42
getting tired of seeing this general everyday
why arent human women more worried about umas?the fact that theyre better in every way and how any female they give birth to will also be umas means human women will be gradually replacedhonestly men should be worried too, cause once human women are gone and men and uma just becomes regular sexual dimorphism then theres nothing stopping umas from turning us all into fuckslaves since theyre so much superior physically
>>722874696The anons that run these races are probably in top1%
>>722874320>Sounds of EarthThere's gonna be some sounds alright, vibrating into the earth
>>722874716proto mayano looks like a loli ceobe
>>722874748damn, jackpot
>>722874725Because it's the best wit card in the game (at MLB) but that won't matter until a few scenarios have passed
>>722874795Umadom is a recessive trait
>>722872449Tosen Jordan you meanit's her browsing umachan on her phone in that scene
>>722874725>Listening to the sweaty whales at /v/It's not enough that they whale they have to sabotage f2ps
>My Umas activating all their straightaway skills 1second into the race
>>722874871Why would Jordan browse umachan? I expect that from digital, but JORDAN?
>my condor wonI'M NOT DOGSHIT LET'S GO
>>722874572There was an attempt.
>>722874725You could get Super Creek on her banner, same with Kitasan
Do (You) think you are winning plat?
>>722874937THE OBESE OF KASAMATSU
>>722874572>Falco steals the lead from Maruzen after Sparkly Stardom>Maruzen takes the lead back anyways
>>722874320sex with forgotten mob girls
>>722874423Holy fuarking kino...
>>722874981N-Nani? Is maruzensky the best blocker?
>>722874954no i already won taurus plat i don't care about these other soulless cups
>>722874994I follow a few accounts that can't stop drawing this Uma with huge titties but I have no fucking idea who this is, she isn't even in the game
>>722874725>I rerolled for both>don't even use Fine Motion now since I have more effective SR wit cardsI'll just wait 3 years to uncap it.
>>7228747251 kitasan and MLB Tosho, King or Eishin should have been the baseline
>>722874954No, if I somehow win I’m completely willing to embarrass myself in one of these threads.
>>722875027>Wins 1 G1 and then retires from competitive racingHello Tachy
>>722874320Yeah
27294051Seeing if my runners can get close to getting any win. Bring any.
>>722874954lol no
Now I'm getting excited, bring your full team22382795
>>722874419god I HATE Spe
>>722874725I'd kill for a FM rn desu.I'm rolling for a NN who seems like worse FM outside of Mant.
>>722874838fuck you I can't unsee it now
>>722874954I never even placed in the first two cups. Hoping to maybe get bronze this time but for everything else after that I'll just collect my carats and leave.
>>722874914it's a different context really since everybody and their mothers uses 5ch in Japan.What's funny is that it's basically like 4chan in its content despite it being japanese reddit in terms of userbaseMeanwhile futaba chan looks the most like 4chan since its what moot copied, but its way less populated, more hugboxy for lack of better term, and less schizo in general
>>722874976I'm sorry for ever doubting OGURI KAPPU.
>>722875145>Insta-filledREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>722874725I warned you faggots. On JP I used Creek for years until she got replaced by Air Shakur stamina SSR.
>>722875227THE STRONGEST
>>722875030She's meant to be Pokke's best friend in the movie but she only shows up in like three scenes
>>722874954>Won a few Taurus practices>got Taurus Platinum>lost every single Gemini practice (of the few there were lol)>third place group B>have ~60% win rate in cancer practicesyeah it's looking good, we're all gonna make it :)
>No anglingDAMMIT FALCO!!!!
>>722874320I don't even
>Be a human girl>crush on a boy in your class>find pic related on his socials>decide to confess to him after school one day>”Sorry, I like Umas.”And this, a Femcel is born.
Is Dantsu Flame really not released yet at all in JP? Not even a card?
>>722874954nah, I don't need to
>>722874725Blame JP retards and Youtubers. I rerolled for both and got them but yeah FM doesn't get much use these days
the only /ss/ in uma is the SPRINTERS STAKESBAKUSHIN!
>>722874954I hope so and that everyone else does
>>722874954No but I'm hoping for at least gold this time. I'm fucking tired of getting awful results every CM and having nothing to show for my effort
>>722875145Good race.
>>722875339mcqueen would never
>>722875339feminist infighting must be wild in the umaverse
(you)r favorite uma canonically won arima kinen, right?
>>722875395Is that my FUARKING danchou?
There's 1 spot open in /herse/ and it looks like I can make more.
70568656Anudda one
>>722875359She has cards, and even a model.
>fuarkingimagine having a /vg/tard on your club lol
>>722875432Hi
So this is the power of danchous....impressive
>Started it at 6/9I FUCKED UP
These rooms are filling too fast! i wont make it!!!!
>>722873428it is not.I realized immediately after I posted that I could've simply not done so, and not rain on someone else's parade. But my opinion stands.
>>722875145Couldn't yoin un time, was gonna unleash Evil Natie
>>722875505That's /pw/ lingo
Just make your own roomlike me10344920
AHEMHave you considered? BEST GIRL!
holy blocked
I just noticed we stopped having posters telling us generals don't belong here or fuck off to vmg. Was it really orchestrated by that one single basement dwelling janny all along?
IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT BROS
>>722875636>two years for herI don't know if I'll still be playing by then.
>>722875615I thought it was /dbs/ lingo desu neigh
>>722874320>GentildonnaI'm literally going to die.
>>722875562Worry not. 1784127118 playersBring one Uma
>>722875734I honestly don't know who stole it from whom
>>722875624damn I got rekt
>>722875701Yeah, schizo got caught spamming beast and using bots so i think he either gave up or he's licking his wounds and planning
I just noticed Teiofags are just randomly trying to stir up shit for no reason
>>722874320haha yes
>>722875776You'll die a happy man anon
>>722875779>17841271Oops I brought 3, I can,t read, can I remove Umas?
>>722871302uma musume has pvp?does that horse shoot the other ones with that pistol?
>1 uma>he brings 3
>>722875704me neither brothere's no way I'm making it to group A finalsthe /v/ictory stakes is a distant dream...
>>722875857You can leave the room and re-ENTER
>>722875857>details>cancel sign-up
>>722875776godspeed
>>722875865Yes to both we are running pvp right now, though nobody's brought the gun horse
>>722871302I'm not ready, I just want to make it to the finals.
>>722875870I'M SORRY THEY FILL SO FAST I DIDN'T READ
>>722875841Feels great not being a Seiunlet
the representative umas are so fitting of their clubs it's genuine ludo>/v/ma>MIGHTIEST MILER that loves barbecues (recruiting anons with huge fancounts)>der/v/ >wants to be the SEKAI SAIKYOU and never stops pushing to the top>oy neigh>autist that only knows how to run at full speed and needs to rest for thrice as long as it can run>/v/mapyoi>a runner full of potential that remembers every single one of its rivals, we have te gotten to Opera's insane year yet...>/herse/>laid-back jobber>/v/ooners>no one likes biwa hayahide>/v/mers>urara would do that
I failed for Gemini cup but honestly I was happier winning Graded B league than coming last on A league like in Taurust.third rate trainer with fourth rate umas
>>722875857Yes, go to your signed up races, click on the room, and click cancel in the top right.
>>72287577913/18
>>722875934Can we get a wellness check for Horse MD?
>>722875880Remember anon, the maya who won /v/ictory stakes not only lost taurus but she also was 17th favorite. Anything can happen in the most important race....
>>722875798>spamming beastlike animal sex?
>>722875945>>722875892>>722875887Thanks, rejoined with 1.
>>722875934Doctors... We need to make this hellhole respect us...
>>722875934>laid-back jobberMy fuarking danchou is strong as fuck and you will take that back, we are one of the OG clubs, NOT some side characters
>>722875969We are full fuck off
>>722875981
>>722875956Three more!
>>722875925>AI>master1200gtfo
>>722875981Yes
>>722875934>/herse/>laid-back jobber
>>722875981>Teiobro>Asks for degeneracyNooticing
>>722875934>*ASTER* can't even make the listI may have placed my faith blindly...
I'm gonna fucking roll for Riko and Rice I'm tired of being a jobber in these rooms
Can you guys not taunt the seuinlets? I'll never get the Golshi titfuck drawing done if you do.
>>722876061let me tank her bros...
>>722874320https://umamusu.wiki/Mejiro_RyanI take it
>>722876131the council of danchous has decided you are not /v/ affiliate
>>722876072Too afraid to put my shit tier B+ uma how is everyone so strong
BLOCKUZENSKY SAVE US FROM THESE IDOL WHORES
>>722876157>GoldshiAnd nothing of the value will be lost
>>722876035season 1 is over bro... /v/ma is the main character of season 2
>>722876157What's the drawfag greentext status?
>>722876131Fill up and then we can talk about independence and sovereignty
>>722875417I dont think Uma are THAT spiteful of human or (merchant) woman.
>>722876172I just put a random horse I have to see how well she'll perform lmao
>>72287577915/18 you still have time to join anons, even if your uma isnt the best join to see how it would go
>>722876131Given their mascot is McQueen, it's lore accurate.
>>722876079>AIDidn't noticeDon't care>master1200I don't save full size pics because they're often too large to post.
>>722876172Get in here anon, this is for >fun
>>722876209Mostly done but still working on em, will all be posted before /v/ictory stakes
>the mirrors in the waiting room actually workermmmm how the FUCK did they do that without raytracing???
>>722875636these posts have turned me into an NTRfag
The real PvP event was me and my bud arguing which Uma is the bestest and the saddest part is I lost. I just couldn’t beat the power of Symboli Rudolf no matter which Umas faced her in the discussion bracket. Every unique and cool Uma fact was countered by a new bit of Rudolf trivia that cemented that she is deserving all the hype she gets. Some of MY favourite umas didn’t make it past the second phase let alone manage to reach rudolf.
>>72287577915/18, starting in 3'
LEO TEST, 18 SLOTS19417942Bring one!
>>722876131You think that's bad? I'm in HotUmaGlue
>>722876209Eternal reworks in line art, wrist surgery soon so no idea when I'll actually get to finishing
>my cancer ace is a grass wonder with 1200/700/1150ish and no good skills outside of furious feat and on your lefti'm probably fucked, but i'm stuck farming parents for cm4 already. i tried.
>>722876131funny how /v/mers got recognized as an independent state by the United club-Nations before you guys
>>722876335What are the conditions for it?
I'm probably the only anon waiting to roll for Seeking the Pearl
>>722876419the only pull animation literally every single anon has seen
ANDTHEY'RE OFF!!
>>722876427Hanshin, Medium, 2200m, Summer, Firm, Right
>>722876416We went on a long rabbit hole to find herse for a while
>>722876450I don't have Curren
>>722876438Your posts have made me want her a bit more
>>722876279isn't mcqueen fairly popular? both the uma and the real horse
>>722876296>>722876342>There's 2 drawfagsBless your hearts.
>Falcon>Tachyon
>>722876484But you saw the animation
>>722876506There are a couple more, at least 4-5 i believe
>2nd favorite>Bad mood
HOLY SHIT
MY FAURKING KNEEEEESSSSSSS
CURRENGODS...
>>722876450I'm willing to bet most people have pulled Teio
>Everyone in bad moodITS OVER
I stayed in the kiddie table for Taurus because I was scared of the big boy league. Are older guides applicable to Leo since it's the same length? I'm trying to get to parent farming earlier this time and need to determine what aces and skills I'll need and then sorting out affinity on top of that.
>>722876605SOMEONE CALL THE REFS AND COMPLAIN! CURREN IS FLYING
CurrenCHAD.... i postrate
>>722876182Don't worry, I got you, bros.
>late start into blocked into failing all the witchecksg-good work...
Congrats currenfag, you did it
I feel bad since I luckshitted into Gemini Platinum with a goldship I made the day before that had no S or straightaway spurt. Because now I'm putting more effort in and probably going to get worse results
COULD THIS BE?????
>>722876615i used my selector on her
My knees.....they're kneeling on their own.....
>>72287633510/18, dust off that Taurus ace
>>722875779TOP THREE
>>722876698I got both Teios while pulling for Seiun
hopefully she can get some BROCKS
>>722876619There'll be way more stamina debuffs so you are recommended to run more stamina cards. Tachyon and Creek are good cheap options to survive the 2-3 Mystifying Murmurs per race
5th with bad mood and failed wit checks, im not even mad
>>722876605>Curren is literally flyingWhy is this allowed?
#LOOKATCURREN
>>722876775How else will she defeat the birds
>>722876605OUR HEROES!!!!!!!!!
Everyone is too strong.... i can't compete....
>>722874320we have rehearsed this many times but she always passes out during the 3th act.
>>722876816She could cancel them on u dot ma and end their careers
>>722876605Is Grass checking Fuji?
the age of birds have come to an end
>Goldship tries to decapitate his jockey every time he's on camera>>haha how silly!>Tamamo tries to bite fingers of people who invade his space>>um, chud much?These double standards are simply unfair.
>>72287633513/18 join the Leo Party
>>722876952Golshi loves fucking, Tamamo hated mares. A chud through and through
>>722876638>>722876775
finally got my first A rank and it doesn't even seem that goodbakushin without 1200speed aint no bakushin to me
>>722876941You will not be saying that when CM actually begins...
THIS IS NO FLY ZONEBIRD STATUS: WINGS CLIPPED
>>722877043KEK
>>722877056
>>722877045It does not look that bad anon kun
>Idol Bird couldn't make it>Phantom Bird couldn't make it>Opera Bird didn't even runis the bird age over?
>>722877043REF DO SOMETHING
>>722877150That S? Stands for Satono.
>>722877147Beware the death rattle of the age of birds....
>>722877167bukkake
>>722877167>Falcon is THIS desperate after one loss
>>722877043saved
>>722877147Oguri bird will save us
>>722877147The sun has yet to rise on the era of Opera
>>722877183
>>722877167The intimate kind
I don't have a Leo ace ready
test
ENTER
>>722877265Use your Taurus Ace
>>722877289tested
>>72287633515/18!
Does she have a chance? Can't join test runs rn
>>722877289you passed, congratulations
>>722877289
>>722877327Speed is too low and might need furious feat otherwise yes
>>722877327no max speed so no
>>722877327What?
All this fun won't stop me from eating shit CM ;_;
>>722876117Could be that one anon's Teioposter sister.
>>722877436I swear if you miss a single day you're completely behind on lore what the fuck are you talking about
>>722877485A Teioposter discovered his sister posts here and /vg/ and is also a Teioposter.
>>722877167i have heard curren chan's handshaking events are legendary.
we posting birds now?
>>722876335STARTING
>>722871302>>722871547All the other racers in the background look worn out or miserable. And then there's Haru Urara.
MY HOUNDS!!!!!REMOVE HIM FROM THE PREMISES!!!NOW!!!!
>>722877436I don't care about the personal life of Anon and never will. Keep it on twitter or whatever
>Late Start>BOFA procs 2 seconds in>RushedSASUGA GRASS
>Late Start-ACK
>>722876335>Late Start
>
>>722877582I care about your personal life, anon.
>The Blob
>>722877630ahahahahahahaha
would people not recognize Brian if she removed her shadowroll like El Condor and her mask?
I should've brought my Tachyon instead...
Oooof
>>722877630Singlehandedly ended mayano's reign and reputation as queen
>>722876335>late start
>>722877708>He GASSED
>>722877561Never ask a Tracen student what happened in Tianuman Square
This is the second room of these I see with the SAME two Tachyons on top
What the fuck is that tachyon made of
>>722877774Rocks
I know it's not an optimal build but it looks like end closer wedding maya fucking sucks bros
>>722875934I simply flip the burgers and the huge fan accounts just show up.
>>722877765My fuarking danchou is so strong...he will conquer centuries end
>>722876335Corner shots so good.
>>722877878>Neck and neckRivalkino
2nd place after a Late Start is fine enough for me, nice race guys (and Tachyon)
>>722877878I see a VILLAIN plotting VILLANOUS VILLANDRY
>>722877765wait until summer maru releases and they won't win anymore that fucker rocks will probably get the best summer maru ever too
>>722877878VILLAIN ON THE OUTSIDE
>>722877878Tachyosis
>>722872624>I tried to make her an ace but her speed is awful, I'll need 4 speed cards for sure.admire
>>722877963>>722877940Are you referring to the Tachyons or the "Nice" Natures?
>>722877953I'm probably gonna skip her
>>722876335>5th>Despite not having Medium S>Didn't proc her unique skill eitherBetter than expected, honestly. At least I wasn't a COMPLETE jobber for once
>>722878021You're aiming for Christmas Oguri, aren't you?
That S.Maru is MINE
Hey~
give me VILLAINOUS reaction images
>>722878145
>>722878086Nah, I'm in VERY low pulling mode until the megabanner and Valentine's bourbon (my wife)
>>722875934It was Bakushin who neglected her club representative duties and created the fall of /v/ooners, under Hayahide's reign we will derive the winning formula.
>>722877834For Leo? Nah. She is good.
>>722875373>>722875239We were lied to by r*ddit>>722875570well your post is retarded. There is a lot of respect given to the namesake horses that has been added as small details to every one of them. It's your issue if you choose not to learn about the history of Japanese horse racing.
>>722878181
>>722878090No you're not, speaking from experience>i just wanted my waifu man :(
>>722878238D-Did you get her?
>>722878189I'm debating whether or not I want to pull for Doto or just wait. I feel like she won't spook me in the megabanner.
>>722878205Cha/v/ez did nothing wrong its /v/ma imperialism
>>722878238>1 paid
>>722878320NO NO NO I'M NOT THE GREEN WOMAN I JUST WANT DOTO AAAAIIIIIEEEE
>>722878320U.R.A agent post to spread FUD and prevent me from getting doto, fuck off green devil
>>722878320A LIKELY STORY
>>722878145Rice on her way to steal another win
Why is Nakayama Festa a gambler, and when can I roll for her?
>>722878443She does not have all that in game
>>722878473Check the timeline in uma.moe
>>722878320>>722878394
>Missed all the races
>>722878473because she was a favorite of goomblers because you could never predict her placing
>>722878558EXPULSION
>>722878473Isn't Festa the closest the japs ever got to winning in france?
unfortunate news, but /v/mapyoi lost again
>>722871302>pvp>mobile gameLmfao
>>722878616Umazing news but /v/mapyoi won again
>>722878558so cute omg
>>722878363That single paid carat will get me doto mark my words
>>7228786454th rate trainer spotted
>>722878616I wish my club was big enough to have a dedicated schizo like /v/mapyoi does
Personally, I'm saving everything for Digital.Don't even care whether she's good or not, since Cancer is probably the last time I'll bother tryharding a CM for the foreseeable future unless I win
>>722872449 >that lolcowlization
>>722878558Thank you, for the final solution to the green question, mein fuhrer
>>722878732>Replying to baitWIT TRAINING NOW
>>722878602yeah lol, by a head, even less than orfevre's neck 2 years later and ECP's 1/2 length, I can't imagine how it felt to lose like that
>>722878743Why does /v/mapyoi get a schizo? /v/ma and der/v/ don't have schizos...
>>722878747Digital is primarily dirt but she's really damn good
>>722878602Festa, El Condor Pasta and Orferve all got second in the Arc (Orferve got second twice, Festa got 11th in his second entry)
>>722878810/v/ma and der/v/ have a healthy rivalry
>>722878859Oy neigh and /v/mapyoi have one too
>>722878504True, her 3D model is inaccurate, they should fix it quickly.
im telling you it's an oy neigh psyop. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>722878810/v/ma has schizos implying that their danchou is a villain.
>>722878747same, i actually got tempted by the yellow demon but i've still got a spark for her, got a few parents to mutate her into long races even!
>>722878898
fenomeno got gelded.....
>>722878935But I am a villain.
>>722878972The two ARE neck and neck....unfortunately one is not competing seriously
>>722879048Source?
>Amazing skill set>Everything else assOne day I'll get Good Skills, Good Inspiration and Good career luck.
posting it again award
>>722871774I can't believe how much I luckshitted. I just accepted I wouldn't get groundworks, used a borrowed parent and then got groundworks on the second inspiration.
Does front savvy count for groundwork?
>>722879071Oy neigh danchou is the only one playing in his club tho
>>722879176yes
>special week got into fights with duranddal a CHESTNUT horse in his retirement homewhy is the cute idol MC horse being racist so funny bros
>>722879141>carried by one guy award
>>722879176Yes
>>722878473May be because the horse either placed in the top 4 or placed 8th and below. He went from 2nd place in the Arc to 14th in the Japan Cup which was his next race for example
>>722879132he's retired from breeding workyou know what that means
>>722879221That's every club
>>722879134
>>722873910Cute...
>>722878558Wouldnt she get expel?
>>722879141jobbed
>>722879364There were no witnesses
>>722879306/v/ma's got five guys (burgers and fries)
>>722874954>Before I got Smart FalconIf I cope a lot>After I got Smart FlaconEASIEST CM OF MY LIFEThis is why you do yolo rolls.
>Back to the mines>Lose debutIs this a bad omen?
>>722874954I know I am making finale ABut finale is a crapshoot Now Leo, I have no confidence.
>>722879554It's only over if you lose Hopeful Stakes
>>722879509And people shit on me for trying to get seiun
>>722878209I've seen the cuteness of Goldship, between the animegirl and the actual horse alike. I think it's very cute but it's not the first time Japan has anthropomorphized a non-human in some shape or fashion into a cute anime girl. They've turned ships, historical figures, firearms and all manner of other things into cute anime girls. So I still think my point stands, and on some level you agree with me.
How often do real life top tiers lose their debuts?
>farming 800k - 900k fans for /v/ma awardhohoheehoo~
>brian's most famous race wasn't winning the triple crown>it was barely beating a child who thinks she's an airplaneKINO....
>>722879626because why would you yolo roll and try to luckshit when you can save and get her guaranteed
>>722879743>Child Maya is a grown ass woman
>>722879743That's how powerful Mayonnaise is, imagine if she was trying...
>>722879141>Speaking of another 520k fans for der/v/anyways, who is making the next cm test room?
>>722879713Temu opera was a literal jobber in her early years
I made a max Bakushin with the full Groundwork combo. But she still loses to Vodka, Pasas and Gold Ships in test races. So I'm just not caring. I'll do 6 few Vodka runs until the races start and then just get my participation awards.The dailies have also suddenly gotten tougher so I need to go and make some better umas for dailies. Rather than wasting my time on one cup.
>>722879648just adding ears and tails isn't the same as basing horse girls with ears and tails on actual horses and adding all their mannerisms into the game. I was right the first time.
>>722879743a dominant champion isn't as interesting as an injury comeback story after all.
>>722879821I could get 10 times the amount of fans with seiun if I had her you don't love her enough like I do
>>722879739why does she make those noises
>>722879739For what benefit?Like I know it helps your guild, but why go this much for them?
>>722879776That takes too long, I need her now
>>722879739 Why does this remind me of that one wow orc gif?
>>722880009i don't think you'll be getting her at all caratlet
>>722879942We want A+ this month and to pwn derp/v/, simple as.Also danchou should do something about the extremely low earners.
>>722879071It always felt to me like both danchous just wanted to get A rank rather than compete though. They're also the highest earners of their clubs so they're cool in my book
>>722880108B-But then we become a quota club!
>>722880108i thought you guys didn't have a quota
>>722879743It was a kino race. It's like a career race where you and your rival fight to the end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6FnP8YB6BQ
>>722880242>>722880287There is a difference between not enforcing a quota and letting people who don't do careers (or purposefully fail them) freeload.
>>722878209I got both FM and SupaCreek at start, didn't even know they were good, or that re-rolling was a thing you people do.I still suck at the game.
>>722880108>Also danchou should do something about the extremely low earners.SWEATY MUCH?DOESN'T SEEM THAT LAID-BACK TO ME
>>722880242It's already a quota club regardless of denials>>722880287They have to do a career a day. May as well turn into a /vg/ club
Rolling dubs for a fuck it why not pull
>>722879713Hishi Miracle only won his debut after a year. Most late bloomers are like that.
>>722880403DO IT
yup, another victory for /v/mapyoi!
>>722880403Do it for HER
Remember when they said "NOOOOOO, NO QUOTAS, WE'RE NOT /vg/, THAT'S FOR NIGGERS, WE'RE CHILL" and all that shit?
>>722880441...at the clothes folding competition
>>722880501/v/ma lost the first place ONCE and now they're doing everything in their power to overtake der/v/, it's quite literally that one pic with tickezo and taishin
>>722880242>>722880287/v/ma's been a (very lax) quota club for a while now.Don't be gone 4 days and do a career a day (failures are okay, but not to the point of only earning something 18 fans, just checked the site, wtf). It was agreed on in the club chat, but I'm still open to change.
>>722880501/v/marica's reputation is tanking...
There will be no quotas
I better do more careers for the glory of der/v/
>>722880549A win is a win!
>>722880579>still>open>to changeoh no no no no no kek
>>722880395I was aware of the 4 days rule but the career a day thing is undeniably a quota. Grim.
>Implement quotas after losing 1st place>Still can't overtakeYIKES
>>722880692truly a superpower in decline
>>722874320oh no
>do my ONE daily run>club rank SKYROCKETS by 100 pointsYEAP ALL ME BAYBEE I'M HARD CARRYING YOU LEECHES
This attempt at infighting or implementing quotas is nothing but a psyop, simple as let's keep it coo
>>722880785/v/oonerCHAD btw
>>722880659Based on what me and my members agree on, yes.
>>722880785ASTERGOD.....
>>722876131Turn your friends into /v/irgins and THEN we'll talk
>>722874320>Believe Never heard of her but...>Believe is a small-statured Umamusume that often has a standoffish posture. Her short fringed hair is a de-saturated purple, with her right side being longer than the left.Considering I basically have a fetish for petite girls, tom boys, and short-haired girls, she is like scientifically engineered for me.
>>722880803It's just der/v/ mobilizing their propaganda squads.
>>722880834I didn't agree to anything, danchouI can't stand your destructive ways anymore!
Both /v/ma and der/v/ will make A+ rank, and this SUPER LUCKY 7 proves it!!!!
>>722880954Too bad, totally legit /v/mabro, eat the burger.
>>722876505Yes, but McQueen had trouble recruiting for her team in the story.
>>722881006Every time.
I'm only doing more daily runs because of the special missions cygaymes should add more if they want me to keep playing
>>722881006Fukubro almost won a nobel peace prize...
>>722874320HmmmNyoh
I just want to remind you that not having quotas was a point of pride here (look at the archives). Thankfully other clubs haven't forgotten
>join random group not related to /v/>people are chill>in the top 3 biggest contributors with 70 million fansThe only problem with clubs is the absolutely shit filter won't let you say the most basic words. Can't even say "built" or "trained" without it saying 'Invalid characters'
>>722880938>/v/ma danchou kicked out low earner players a few days ago to let /vg/ fan farmers in>he's in this very thread saying he will add quotas>i-it's just der/v/eto...
>>722881006EVERY SINGLE TIME
I love my club, i love my danchou carrying my sorry ass without complaining and i love NTR
>>722881081https://youtu.be/rEARxN1EIKI?t=179
>>722881006I'll do it for you, fukubro.
>>722881101/v/mapyoibro......
>>722881020Why does ass wonder refuse the burger?
I blame HER
>>722881097>let /vg/ fan farmers inNow you're making stuff up
>>722881216Her ass is fat enough to attract men, any fatter and she risks alienating them
>>722881223the protagonist of /v/ma
>>722881117THIS IS AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT VIDEOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfz-tqsd1kY
Reminder ASS blunder got FAT after retirement
>/v/mapyoi and oy neigh forced rivalryExplain THIS
Sweaties should go back to /vg/ (including all of /v/ma), that is all
>>722881216the brain worms from only eating raw fish have finally taken control.
It's happening....she's trying to destroy from within
>>722881329Huh????
the cold war between clubs has finally gone hot.
>>722881346do you have a webm of her doing something cute or sexy?
Will east and west /v/oonerzuela ever reunify?
>>722881239Like I said, der/v/ is mobilizing their propaganda posters. They have to sweat and rely on one guy to stay in the top spot. We just do it naturally.
>>722881421Only if you show me your TP
>>722881426All my brothers had to do was wait one day and there would have been a peaceful revolution... Now they are scattered
>>722881329>Oy neigh has more shoes sasuga danchou!
>>722881329ANON IF YOU'RE READING THIS, LET'S RACE
*AHEM*How about both clubs are based, quotas are gay and rivalry is cool and healthy but war is for faggots because we are all just one big club at heart.
>>722881329I guess /v/mapyoi is kinda cool if danchou wants to be part of the club too
>>722881475
SIRS I DO MY DAILIES YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME NOOOOOO
>>722881660Anon....
>>722881614WITshi... I kneel...
>>722881614I refuse to associate myself with a club that has qutoas
/v/ma? Blue Lions.Der/v/? Black Eagles.Oy Neigh? Golden Deer./v/mapyoi? TWSITD
>>722881726Who's the church?
>>722881329my danchou is so great theres two of him
>>722881726/v/mapyoi is Ashen Wolves, TWSITD goes to /v/mers
What is danchou's opinion on low earner rights and dirt shoes merchants?
>>722881614agreed, someone tell the taiki avatarfaggot to remember the foundations of his own club>>722881239it's 917872514062 :)
this "war" is being manufactured by (((someone))) to cause the 2 strongest clubs to burn out. dont fall for it /v/ma and der/v/ bros.
>>722881832Low earners? More like slow burners (after I set them on fire).
>>722881705i want my cute or sexy webm of whoever that is
>>722881845Hey man not cool, club banter is funny but you're escalating shit too high for no reason wtf
The thing killing my interest in the game isn't the grinding. It's that we can only borrow 3 guest umas a day. And we have less days to build umas for CM. So we don't really have the ability to get drained on overplaying. The game won't let me play fully.
Any CM room before this thread dies?
>>722881854The Umassad are powerful
>>722881845Why don't you tell me to my face?
>>722881832What's wrong with wanting dirt shoes?
>>722881832I only have 20 Dirt Shoes left. If you ask for Dirt Shoes I SHALL NOT be giving them to you, I know you all have Pot 5 Urara already. Stop asking.
>>722881965Let's go402228503 umas
>>722881965Sure why not 753227883 or whatever
>Both room instantly filledWhat the fuck?
>>722881965You can just make your own room. They populate in like 1 minute.
>>722882073Good race.
>>722882242overdone drama or not, anons want to play the game
>>722881845>917872514062Oh...yeah well you're still a faggot anyways
>>722882242Yeah these threads are packed, many like me just dont care about the forced drama the schizo keeps trying to force. Remember when he tried putting /vg/ and /vmg/ agaisnt us?
this is obviously a (((/v/mers))) attempt to destabilize even more clubs wake up sheeple
71691704Bring 3. We testing for real this time.
I think /v/ma's danchou is cool, don't fall for the lies.
party /v/an has been real quiet...
>>722881614it feels like there's something missing from this image...
>>722882459Everyone likes /v/ma and der/v/. It's just one guy being annoying
someone should post taiki and condor making out as a show of goodwill between clubs
>>722882169Good blockushin Im going to die this CM
>>722882393The road to the top is always paved in blood.
>>722882398Top three. Good race!
>>722882569I got this.
FUCK I SLEPT THROUGH THE THREAD AGAIN
>>722882623Peace at last
>>722882619#1 Falcon didn't even proc her ult if I am looking at the skills activation correctly.
if i stop posting, i was assassinated by /v/ma's da nhc affffffff
>>722882810
>>722882801That's falcon for ya, truly a monster uma
>>722882801That's the magic of wit checks
>>722882810Damn, too bad they took the IP counter away or we could maybe figure out if he truly died...
>3 clubs have a dirt uma repWE LOVE KENTUCKYWE LOVE DIRT
>>722882810ANON WATCH OUT!!!!!
>>722882889>No falcon clubNooticing
>>722882860Uma unique ults are always 100%. That meant that Falcon took and held #1 based on her skills alone and to be fair, she has a monstrous skill set. If it had mile S, it would be a 100% plat winner.
>>722882939no one likes incels
Good thread, keep it comfy and good lads
Time to read tickezo's story chapter, which I skipped, and Bryan's new chapter to get her card. I hope they're good.
>>722873728Was the original japanese supposed to be 2ch (or the umaverse equivalent)?
GET THAT CHESTNUTTER BITCH OFF THE TRACK
