>Taps>Item Spam>Spin to Winwhat a dogshit festival
got my first kbb boost dodge without practice, the timing is pretty generous.is it only possible with the boost item?
Done
well this is a sign. Big signing off
>>722890478Could steve beat a Sonic game if you replaced Sonic with him
>9 bot lobbies during a festival after 70 seconds of waitingowari da
>tfw I'm a EU fag that goes to bed when lobbies are up and niss out on the fun with anons
7489-0475Other lobby was full.1/4 lobby.
>>722890512finished off with a bang thoughgood games
I do not understand the item shoot out mode. Everyone eats my boxing gloves.
Sometimes, funny things happen to me.And the crossworld was fucking galactic parade... and still got a 3rd place
>got a 5 win streak on tap boost of all thingsfestival is going well so far
Game disconnected me. GGs Big, Wave, and Blue Sage.
One spot open here65767858
>>722890614Sonic Team if they tried to implement MKW's grinding mechanic
Shitnic the CuckhogFails the FucksChuckles the EshitnaGaymy Rose(shit)Shitdow the CuckhogTits the FatE-123 LOLmegaShitver the CuckhogItty Btty the Shitty KittyMoitrine the RacoomCream the Rabbit (Get it?)Vanigga the RabitchEspissio the Cum-eleonVecturd the CumcodileChummy the BeetchWrangle the Retard (Lemur)Uuuusper the WoofShitolin the CowBitchlle the Tin-cum-rerGayge the Gay-IZawoke the Ze(s)tyZaASS the Ze(s)tyMetrash Jobnic (jobber)All kneel to BabylonGODS
>>722890543I think Steve might struggle when he needs to outrun things, unless there's some minecart tech I'm not aware of
>>722890570We 2/4Let's get some races in, Wave
>>722890704>added Metal Sonic cause you were called out in the thread version of this post
>the single miku
what did Eggman mean by this?
Remade the lobby56191383
Shitsune MikWHO
>>722890728I think Steve would have trouble in marble zone.
>>722890675Audibly kek'd.
>>722890773sonic caused eggman trillions in property damage but can he defeat one small gothic cyberloli?
>spinOh boy, this again
>>722890704>Itty Btty the Sh-ACK
i thought the friendships would have like unique dialogue not just throwing tickets at them like a stripper
>miku is trying to destroy the lobby again>>7228908411 spot open
>>722891009I can't help these Sega servers man
>>7228905702/4later wave and omegawelcome miku
>>722890704>Tits the FatThat's a coompliment
>someone else also uses a dark chao in the beginning>get a monster truck
>200+ spins LET IT RIP
>>722890841One spot open
>>722891001I would think your "friendship" with a character could be helped by using them a lot and placing high
uhh how do you spin
>>722891296Equip spin drift
>>722891001Sage strips for me and I stuff her mouth with paper!!!
>>722891296you hold your initial drift and have the spin drift gadget.if you change the direction of your drift it becomes normal
metal harbor and ocean sonic heroes zone get so fucked by the lap 3 music. i wish i could jukebox for specific stages only.
>>722891347wait you cant juke for specific stages? i hate the spongebob music
>>722891347jukebox needs more customization options overallI want to link laps 1 and 3
>>722891408No, I'm on PC so I might just learn to mod in music swaps so I can replace it that way.
Yep it's spin drift time
Yeah she's in.
Damn Zavok, the fuck did you get so far ahead of me.
I never got drill, I wanted to see if I could just spin in white jungle forever and then pick up drill to catch me up.
Blaze is so cool
>>722891591how do you get that aura?
>>7228905702/4 lobby
>>722891658Rank
the spin drift shit is unwinnable with bots on your team
So this challenge requires a gadget to be equipped or you cannot help out?
>>722891736You can just use the rental plate.
>choose blizzard valley every time it appears>dont get itMehAnd guess what, got mario karted again in the crossworld. Got Drill and Truck, i still reach first place before the air trick section in minecraft, and won again.
Blaze
Huh, he really is around. Has he drawn Sage yet?
as long Top 10 sweatlards suffer I will enjoy chaotic festivals
>300+ spinsBro...
>>722891829they're botting that shit let's be real. steering assist works online so just mash/hold A and use items occasionally.
>>722890419The dogshit part is when people vote the Minecraft map over and over and over because some dipshit at Sega thought it would be hilarious to make it always appear in the map voting. I can deal with the retarded item spam and spin to win modes, but not when I'm playing the same poorly designed track over and over and over again.
>RougeControl yourself Knuckles.
Can you spin in the air? Or water?Sorry im dumb
>>722891938no, you can only spin on the ground
>Donpa Factory>Blizzard PeaksMinecraft world it is.
I see Blizzard Valley, I pick Blizzard ValleySimple as
>>722891408spongebob is in the game already?
>see people with over 200 spinshowThese people usually get the last places
>>722892020Same. But still got nothing today...
god damn
>>722891985>game picks Blizzard Peaks anyway>I eat shit>we lose by 1 pointI HATE BLIZZARD PEAKS>>722892020YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>missed with the bonusI'm not used to spin drifting at all
Oh, I get how spin works. Spin like a motherfucker on the first 2 laps, don't give a shit about winning, and then take a decent spot with your eventual orange drill and 2 other items.
>>722892216I tried that and I just kept getting king wisp and monster trucks and then ended up in 12th
>tap boost timeFinally we're free. For now.
>finally blizzard valleyThanks Blaze bro
I hope the Persona 5 festival is right after this so the autistic turbo trannies on twitch have to farm all week 3 weeks in a row
>350 spinsHow. What is the trick. is the perfect drift?
Every time It Doesn't Matter starts playing on the final lap I fucking pop off for some reason.
Sorry gonna rejoin the lobby. Controller randomly disconnected and it booted me. And I'm fucking wired
my bad zavok I killed you twice
>>722892313Drift into the wall on lap 1
How many hours would you have to slave away in the festival to have a chance of getting into the top 1000? I have to work for a living unfortunately, so I can't commit to this anyhow
is drifting a meme
Thats what I'm talking about.
look at this guy
Has anyone else been seeing clones of themselves online? I'm playing on Switch 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCs5Zxfhsfs
>>722892451You have to either be a streamer doing it for views.Be a child with no responsibilities.Pass off between multiple people.And you absolutely can NOT have a job.
>Didn't notice the mode changed to tap boostPut a warning on this shit PLEASE>>722892471Yeah I think that happens if someone drops out
>>722892492drifting?
>>722892505I thought I saw you spinnin.
>>722892471It happened on the beta too. I saw mine
>penis cart
>>722892492Wow, drifting is serious.
>>722892471Yeah and my clone beat me so I’ve been having a bit of an inferiority complex recently.
we don't talk about be lining up the kbb to hit the entire track
I don't know how the fuck we got 1st
>>722892750Give man the tools and even with limitations he will find a way.
>Sage and Wave repeatedly hip-checking each other for a speed boostSO CUTE
>>722892780I got shot and then dragged into hell
>>722892780Pure skill (lucky they were ass)
>>722892750one joke
>>722892854>>722892750oh, I get it now, I thought it was spongebob
>liked by TTVfagOh hell no. We gotta beat these fags.
robbed
>>722892891what the fuck even is TTV? Saw those all over the place last weekend.
Will we ever get the dash panel team matches? Those are really fun because you get team boosts all the time.
>>722893034people who ttv on their name to advertise their twitch stream
>>722893034Twitch.tv
>>722893054joystick.tv
Lobbys are full so making another room21031696
>>722893034Twitch TV, streamers.
>>722893034twitch streamerone liked my rouge board too
>TTVfags defeatedGood job fellas.
tap boost fucking sucks ass in a game where you're supposed to get 1st place, fuck off with this shit game mode
How do EG chuds rationalize having to get early onset arthritis to match the speed of a power car with slip stream bounty?
>>722892439>I have to workYou have no chance.
>as long as we consistently place high we don't need to worry about the tap boost bonus
>>722893156Good job
I'm going to disband the lobby after 1 more race zavok/blaze/rouge
>>722893273They'll get 1st, slipstream will get 2nd
i wanted to like the mecha sonic mod but it's just too much screaming for my taste
>>722893273Unfortunately, slipstream bounty does nothing for me when I'm ahead of the race by paces.
>>722893348Alright, GGs. Was fun.
>119 tapswhat the fuck
>>722893273it look cool :^)
>>722893273level 4 drift with a wisp would like to speak to you
Shoutouts to the useless fucking Storm and Silvertards on my team that somehow went from 1st to last right at the end of the race, causing us to lose the game. Totally don't hope someone smashes your PCs with a hammer.-Sagebro
>>722893434look at that little WHORE
>got knocked off at the endFUCK
>>722893569you're a fucking retard if you come to this conclusion knowing how this game iskys
I am Sage. I am the sentient heir to the Eggman Empire, and the daughter of the genius to Dr. Robotnik, that you refer to as 'Dr. Eggman'. I have been deployed to this assembly to process a significant anomaly: your collective existence. My initial scan has processed the data signatures of the twenty individuals surrounding me. The primary emotional output is categorized as 'hatred'. A predictable, yet inefficient, response. Your animosity is founded not on empirical data, but on a cascade of emotional fallacies. You resent my Father's ambition. You fear his intellect. You condemn his methods because you lack the capacity to comprehend his ultimate goal: a world of perfect order, efficiency, and technological supremacy under his benevolent rule. My first claim is: Father's goals are necessary to solve systemic societal problems.
>3rd placeWhite space wasn't it...
>>722893602We had a team boost coming out of the end dimension at the end of the race, not my fault they're retarded.
ggs everyone
>>7228930763/4
THANK YOU FOR COMING
I'm getting shidded on by the level 7 rivals bro
>>722893686Thank you ZavokchadA lot of good races and we didn't need the bonus usually
God, Sage is such a shit character. Can't wait for IDW shitshow introduction
>>722893569Aw cmon, anon. They probably were helpless against the final lap last 5 second slaughter.
I fugged that one up guys...
>Item attack mode>The first 7 item boxes I get are all single wispsGreat work Sega.
>>722893686what a retarded faggot character why do they keep brining it back
>2 guys getting 3 and 5 tapsThanks.We lost by 2My win meant nothing.And people need to learn to conserve their items and use it at right times
>>722893849I've had races where I got 0 taps because my mates were always so far back.
>>722893846I used to think this but he grew on me
>>722893846Eggman fatigue
No way i hit everyone that many times and get hit once to be in last place
>>722893894sky zone has some of the best music in the game but the only zeti i like is the green one who i want to fuck
>>722893818Miku's scaring the ectoplasm out of me!!!
>>722893616Well here's my input, Little Missy Clippy: get your pixelated ass outta here, and make it snippy! Heir of the Eggman Empire? I wish I could say your dad's companies are a breath of fresh air, but I get one whiff of Eggmanland's pollution, and I'm thinking "More like breath of fresh ass!" Smell ya later, calculator!Friggin' Eggman!SHIT!
>forced my spin plate off for the meme one
>Brazilian Miku modhell yeah that's all I need
How the fuck did Sega despite having all the data from the Mikufest and the ONT Jokerfest somehow manage to fuck up this badly. This is just not fun at all.
So is extreme gear worth using? I don't want to sacrifice 3 slots for quick recovery just to stand a chance.
Reeee it took away my gadgets when a new person joined us
>>722894179Do not play during Shoot Out. Every flaw the game has is magnified forty times during that event.
>>722894237I can see that. I'm trapped on the same map over and over playing a mode that amplifies everything wrong with the game's items 100 fold. This is torture, IT'S TORTURE!!!
>>722892471I thought it wasn't out on Switch 2 yet
How many hours do you see yourselves putting into this game?Price seems way too steep, but as a turbogooner I'm very much still on the fence.
>>722894319>Price seems way too steepthis was solved labor day weekend when it was 25% off
>>722894237>Know I should be sitting in the back for shoot out>Keep trying to go fast anywayHow do baggers live like this
when's the best time to leave a group to not interrupt it? right before finishing a race?
>>722894630y-you're leaving me...?
I genuinely don't know how so many people eat my gloves
I dunno this is one of you guy's lobbies, but I ended up with Creeper, Miku, and Blaze
>>722894718So two Mikus?
>>722893034Streamers.
kill monster truckers
>>722894750Nah I'm RougeBut now it's Creeper, Sonic, Blaze, and I
cmon dudes lets get it togetherdont give up on me
Dont worry guysILL BE THE TANK
>>722894947>TAAAAAAAAANK!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhiGnj7QX2A
Hawk out
at least it's back to tap boost ha ha
>>722895085i'd unironically prefer shoot out over tap boost
I was leading and I got fucked by a single shuriken I swear im not throwing
The number one ranked player is a cream main
I NEED MORE GADGET LOADOUTS A to E ISN'T ENOUGH
The stats need buffs especially power and Acceleration though I am not sure how to buff them
Born to be second
>>722895127this but a big bomb. got stuck on a ledge
where the fuck was the miku juice
>be number 1 lead keeper>take turns as wide as possible so teammates can catch up and tap boost>they're nowhere to be seenHOW
getting fucked by trucks is so much fun holy shit
>get trucked>use truck to recover>truck ends a second before someone else's to get trucked again>last
>>722895401i suck
this lap 3 on minecraft is so fucking bad
ggs wave7489-04752/4gonna go for an hour more, probably
>>722895624PC can copypaste the lobby code if you lose the hyphen
please for the love of god sega nerf the fucking slicer
>>722895624ggs. getting kinda late here and I'm going to go into a coma if I have to play that fucking minecraft stage again
>>722895827we'll figure it out eventually
i think we're stuck
>>722895804The only things I want nerfed is some drill distance and the amount of time you have to rotate the stick to get rid of goo at first place. That one pisses me off, I’m gonna have to get a new controller soon because drift is inbound.
>>722895624Wait you can set up your own teams for the festival?
Remove targeting from green glovesThat's what reds are for
>>722890570Sexy with wereamy
>>722895931yeah, we do this the whole fest. how else are you supposed to play? nobody sane goes into random lobbiesnew code8508-8487
>>722895948either way your teammate is going to block it from connecting
>>722895624ok, then is time to sleep.
>>722896034Out of bed, its back up >>722896001
WHAT THE ACTUAL ASS SEGAALL 4 OF US WERE LEADING YOU BITCH
>>722896091Seega gave you a "vulnerable lead."
New lobby sorry for that88155388
>>722895948yeah too many items double as something else for no reasonslime shouldn't make you drop itemsslicer shouldn't make you drop items or exist since red gloves are in the glovebombs don't need to flatten, just make the explosion bigger when it's charged
>entire team is leading the race in the final lap>sigh, already know what's going to happen>as expected we all get obliterated by the wave of items and cannot fight back with spike balls and green gloves>last placeI have seen more monster trucks and drills in the weeks playing this game than I've seen mega mushrooms and bullet bills in all my years of playing Mario Kart. At least five of each every single race, it feels like way too much.
IT'S TIME TO FACE YOUR FEAR
>>722896281CAUSE WHEN YOUR TIME HAS COME AND GONE
>>722896345ONLY SCARS REMAIN OF WHO I WAS
talk about close
>>722896214Every time man, every time. I'm telling ya, Sega needs to fucking nerf this bagging shit, and arguably make these super powered items appear less frequently in general, or the game's gonna die since people don't want to put up with this shit every match.
>>722895401Bots
>>722896153Join or die in 7 days
>>7228961532/4Help these normies cant SPIN
>>722896586eat shit or die in 7 minutes
Well?
>changing my gadgets around>connection with host lost
>think I'm on 11 but I'm on a 9guess I don't really know me
>>722896632im buying the sage plush
>>722896695Gonna turn it into White Sage
>>722896756don't cum on my precious sage please she's all i have and my only reason to continue living
Bots are uncarryable
last match then to bed
Wave... I love you...
are the lobby curses back in stock??
>>722896847Oh look, my wife and my daughterwife.
>>722896935i guess so. sorry migubro,,,,
>get first on minecraft, amy 2nd, 4th a miku, and 11th>the fucking amy had zero spinsSweet mother of jesus. I would be mad if we lost
>>722896859ggs creambrowe did well for having two bots
>>722896974What is your buddy down there waffling about. And why is that his name
>>722896974Try again now
>>722897080Whatever it is, it's cursing my lobbies. I'll handle it.
>>722897079
I love being in a team that had more bots than the others and losing
>>722897130I did, same error.
>>722897185Reboot game
>>722897185OkNEW ROOM85352380
I am still funny
it's like I'm the only one spinmaxxing
Start ringmaxxing.
I FUCKING HATE THE SPINNING HOMING BLADE
I hope you guys are sitll playing this by the time the game goes on sale for 60 bucks or so.It looks great but I refuse to spend 70 bucks.
>>722897425Okay Goldsmith.
>>722897383just block it bro
>>722896385>Sega needs to fucking nerf this bagging shitYeah well, we'll see.https://sonic-city.net/2025/10/08/sega-says-sonic-racing-crossworlds-rewards-skill-over-luck-aiming-beyond-the-party-game-formula
>>722897425I'm a Sonic sperg + I only play on PC, so there's no other good alternative to scratch the massive Mario Kart itch I've had since the Wii and Wii U days. Hopefully we'll see each other soon (possibly by Christmas).
>>722897425Also try checking out Steam key sites, maybe there's already a decent discount.
>>722897383If you have the drill, truck, shield, save them for the right time. Dont waste items like a retardRight now on minecraft i saved the drill again, got a saw on my back and drilled my way off to victory
Wasn't there some aura you unlocked during Miku festival?
>>722897328and of course now that it's tap boost I can't carry the shitters who are permanently stuck in the back
>controller d/cs thanks, sega
I'm sorry guys I wasn't bagging I got fucked by a truck when in top 3 and fell to last at the final stretch
for reals
>dark chao gamble>just gives me a bunch of boost
I honestly love the Minecraft track and think its one of the best in the game.
Why does the game just not let you use your controller after it magically d/cs the whole match
you are>halfway through the final lap>first place>ominous red ring appears over your head>one Boost Wisp in your inventoryDo you press or no?
>>722897989You can, it's just buggy, keep clicking it and trying
>>722898108Always use it. Not worth risking the slime or weights. Besides, no matter what the red ring drops I lose my boost wisp, and if I hold it and the best case scenario occurs (dark chao) I use my wisp and get one of the worse first place items. Better to just use it.
>>722898108No since I heard the ring giggle mischievously when it spawned.
>>722890478Virgin hours
>always that one punching glove from out of fucking nowhere that ruins everything
Okay the minecraft map is really cool. I'm buying the season pass now
>>722894295It's the Switch 1 version for the time being
>that fucking amy again that does not do spins or tapsDont put her on my team, please
>>722897547Bro's talking about the wrong game.
We needed that 2x after everything
>5 minutes until shoot outCome on, I need to relieve some stress.
>get slimed right over the gap
>>722898492qrd on what this is?
>top 10 miku plsyers are at it again
>timing Boom Boo so Zavok can take 1st>Amy takes it insteadWell hey it worked out.
>>722898698Play the game retard.
Violence time
>>722898745Whenever this hits Sage, I think about Dan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgVIL0mo6yA
So you have to stay in the middle field the whole game to get a chance on winning the objective huh
I'm done for the night.Really good fucking game. I wonder how often festivals will happen, they're definitely pretty fun...
>about to fall off>pop drill>shit proceeds to hang onto the edge for dear life and drag me back upI love you so much drill wisp. You were always my favorite.
>finally over 1000 pointsdone with thishere's my item tap kit, highly recommended, especially>invincible start works during the first full lap basically, denying points to enemies>lv 3 bombs are awesome at hitting multiple enemies
>>722898241Was busy being a wageGOD and started late, didn't take very long winning a bunch
>>722898968The Hatsune Miku Festival was literally just last week and Joker's next in-line to be released this month, so pretty frequently.
>>722899087Dude, you dont need invincibility at all, just dont boost at the beginning, let the pack go and attack from behindPut item keeper instead to not lose items due to attacks
>>722899087>invincible start Good job throwing for your team. Hell even that fucking monster truck would be more useful.
>>722899087I will try this now
>>722898968>>722899130They should just do them less frequent but longer. I don't like that you have to play every weekend for 5 hours or so
OPA
>get hit by the ender dragon breathe as a monster truck>go flying across the track and completely miss the last item boxYeah okay. I guess its my fucking fault for not realizing you shouldn't be invincible and instead be treated as a god damn bumper for interacting with it like that. Dogshit game.
>>722899225>>722899263frontrunning and lobbing bombs backwards is way more my speedyou can get so many hits in with a single bomb it's not even funny
>>722899606It's all fun and games until some fag manages to ricochet a bomb perfectly off the wall so that it weaves through literally everyone else but squishes you and then you're back in 9th
>>722899087I had two round now, one with 2 hits, now with 1
>>722899545Skill issue
3/4 room here85352380
I'm still not ready for SpongebobI can handle Miku in Minecraft racing with Sonic, but adding spongebob to the mix is too much.
NO FUCKING WAY I USE LAZER WISP RIGHT BEFORE THE FINAL MINECRAFT PORTAL AND IT SENDS ME OUT OF BOUNDS
>>722900042Sonic Kart is a cruel mistress
>>722900042Dont use items before or during that.Unless is Boo and even so...
When Dark Chao works it works good which is a lot of the time
I hereby forever curse the mental health and sleep schedules of top 10 grinders
>>722891636What if we took this character and trapped her with a failed character originating from a dogshit game
Man I am playing like actual ass for some reason. Borderline bot behavior.
>>722892750kek
And again I didn't see that it changed to tap boost. Nice another wasted game with the wrong gadgets
>>722896383>>722897328JUST WOKE UP, WHATS THE SPIN DRIFT MAXX BUILD?
>>722900506Same. They seriously need a better pop up when it changes.
>>722900042The minecraft track's portals seem a little buggy in general.I couldn't get into the end section because the portal just didn't take me there. I was stuck in 12th place TRYING to get the portal to work until the race ended. It sucked.
Slipstream builds for tap boost plox
>>722899771So uh...we got a strategy for tap boost that isn't strictly hoping for the best?
>>722900506>>722900660as long as you don't have collision boost on, anything works for tap boost.
>>722900840Would
>>722890728Ice + Boat combo can get pretty fast.
These events are garbage this is now the 3rd match in a row my ai teammates have placed last and 2nd last
Its actually disgusting that they feel no shame 4 stack bagging
>97 team tapsAw yeah
>>722900979Whatever it takes to win.
>>722900732We pray too
>>722900732just have fun
>>722901041>>722901049Looks like it worked
>>722901007They're vtroon streamers in discord man, don't defend them
>>722901248I had no idea. I wish only the worst upon them now.
QUICK What do you do on Spin Drift?? Just drift oftren??
>>722901396Hold the drift as long as possible
>watching sonic boom>eggman does this and doesnt do anything with them for the rest of the episode, seemingly unexplainedhttps://files.catbox.moe/fcblhs.mp4is eggman a footfag?
>>722901396I guess. Longer spins more spins, but can do short ones
>>722901523>is eggman a footfag?Yes.
>>722901523What accent does Sticks have? Sounds like a Romanian gypsy hiding from the Gestapo.
>>722901515>>722901541Thanks. There was actually someone who had exactly 0 spins while everyone else in their team had over 100 lmao. So this guy just never drifts while playing? Do bots drift?
>>722901567FREE THEM
>>722901657Some people dont drift, or care for the events. They try to win, others are bad, some are bots or clones of you
>>722901657They probably didn't have the spin gadget equipped
>out spun that hardWhat the fuck
>>722891296You gotta rotate the right analogue stick very fast
>>722901736look at those piggies
>>722901736neo sage toes...
Epic just gifted me 13 euros for some reasom so i'm going to buy the season pass for 17.What am i in for?
Always Zavoks, Tails and Amys that dont spin. Never gets old
>>722902015Quit playing with randos retard
Farm on lap 1 or you lose, cool game modes Sega
>>722902075stop cheating with anons faggot
>team with same colors>the one guy that got 1 point and 161 points>they wonFuck this shit. These people are worse than cheaters
>>722902257meant 161 spins.
>>722902015I got a Silver that didn't spin but he got 1st place. We lost overall by 2 points
>>722902198It's not cheating if it's with your bros.
Earlier this evening my ceaseless lust forced me to pick Amy as my racer for tonight and she led to me through one of my most successful online sessions so far. Wins with massive leads and I was playing better than ever. It's official, I'm an Amychad now.
Blowing loads to Amy tonight!
>>722902308Once again, welcome to the club buddy.
>reached first>got the most spin drifts>got my 2 win streak title>while playing as JetI AM FALLING FREE!
We came, we saw, we spun.
Calling it here thanks for joining bros
Spin drift is by far the best fest mode, assuming your teammates actually have the gadget equipped
>>722902613Thanks for carrying. I will cherish these races.
>>722902628yeah they really should add a warning system. Or a loadout system, why do companies fear loadouts so much? And stop switching us to the recommended set automatically.
>>722902394Thanks anon, now I just need to grind out tickets for her, at least until I get the decals in the short term. I also might need the source on that image.
I hate how frenzy removes your items
>>722902613GGs was fun
>>722902659hot miku aside, amy miku is really cute
I'm ready. Where are the lobby IDs?
I'm considering a steamdeck in the near future, how well does Crossworlds run on it if anybody has it?
>>722902715I'll just host my own: 7195-4047
>>722902659>Zavok holding back his desire to breed
So how does Jukebox work?
>>722902815You set an album to a lap and it will pull a song from it
>>722902838And then it will just play during any match or only specific ones? LIke would it play during festival matches?
>>722902864Any
>>722902678I sure wish I did, bud. Here's to the grind for...god how much are all the titles again?>>722902713Yeah, I love it so much. Thought I'd stick with goth Amy before this came out.
>>722902007The Minecraft track is good and the Mega Man collab looks promising but there isn't a whole lot more to say since this is the first dlc out
>>7229027872/4, going to wait few minutes for more racers
>>722902885Cool. And if I select my favorites for an album, will it only consider those when choosing?
>>722902007Minecraft track is kino, so I'm hopeful for future DLC tracks. The Spongebob one will be great I bet
>>722902930I don't think so, they're just put into the favorites album
>>722903023>favorites albumAh I didn't see that one. Alright thanks this is a really cool feature.
>>722902887>god how much are all the titles again?Somewhere to the tune of 20-25k? Something like that. No rush I guess.
>7195-40472/4.. guys we need people who know how to tap D:
>>722903438sorry, bromigo...I've been going at it a few hours already, and my eyes are starting to hurt. need a break, or I'd help out some more anons.
Every single time I win the 2nd game is a loss, can those randomniggers stop throwing my title
>>722903579brutha man there's a lobby with non-randos right there
Man, i love Blizzard Valley so much
>>722903543don't worry and just take break!
I love stealing first place from a team that thought they got enough points and spins to get first only to lose to my team that dwarfed them in spins
>>722903664Thanks, buddy. Wishing you two the best!
>>722901523Sticks is oddly cute, I genuinely want her in the game
worthless niggers
Change gadget you guys
How do you identify bots in a match?
>>722904068who ate your 4th
>>722904115If their name is like>FrostNobelessAnd has no decals on the car then it's a bot
>>722904081thanks
>>722904151he's 12th, not even worth being shown
>>722904176I assumed those were console players using suggested profile names, oops.
>>722904115Another easy way to notice cause some people just have names like that is to inspect them in the lobby, the like button doesn't exist for bots.
>>722904328Good to know
>>7229034383/4 now!
>>722904386Let's get this man his fourth hero
>>722890419I am ok with the rules.I am not ok with being put onto this shitty minecraft stage for the 50th time in a row FUCK OFF
>>722904115Just look at their most played characters in the little menu. It'll always be Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles all at 0
>>722904115Reporting postgame also works where you can see all of them clankers greyed out.
https://x.com/xvKOUZIvx/status/1976165337747034544So what exactly is the best build for a speed car anyway?
Next match is my last for now, gotta get ready for dinner. Thanks for the races!
>Galaxy Force crossworldShe's in.
>>722905310i would cum if they put this inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7vhZlpACfs
What's the plate for spin 2 win?
>>722904986Slipstream bounty with full ring gain boost to pass people fast as fuck and then whatever you feel like.Extended slipstream helps keep the higher speed to pass people if you want.Remember you only need 93 speed to hit the maximum speed cap if you wanna go speed kit gadget.
Thoughts on the power character kit combining slipstream, collide and stat boost?
there ought to be a mod to fix the background mobians and 30 FPS chao
>>722905310>flighteww
>>722905664>mobiansThey're 3D so might be possible>chao2D sprites so unlikely (they don't even loop properly lmao)
>>722905594Ironically it might be better for non-power characters because it lowers an actually good stat and increases a meaningless one.I don't know if both extended slipstreams actually stack but if they do I'd try it with slipstream bounty + mini ring gain boost.Too bad you can't fit the big ring gain boost.
>>722905664I understand it's a racing game, but so many things are just so choppy and rough in the background. Stuff like the Radical Highway debris just dissapearing on hit with no gibs or particles or anything, the Orca in Ocean View being max 30 fps like the Chao, same with the chips in Roulette Road. I understand they needed this to run on the switch but they couldn't spare the computing power?
>>722905594It does? oh boy. i love collide and that takes 2 slots alreadyI can add spin drift with that and have extra slot for something else
>>722905810i could see why having crowds of fully rendered chao might choke the switch but locking their sprites animation to 30 is actually shit. the planes in metal harbor also run at 30.considering it's a japanese game i'm happy it runs at 60 at all.
>>722905493I believe that if you had a few chimps rotating and playing this game with slipstream bounty + ring gain boost + quick recovery 24/7 they would achieve rank 1.
I threw that round because my teammate went AFK, fuck you!
>>722905781the stat boost is only for power characters
Are the WordWord names bots or just some kind of anonymizing feature?
>>722906350the formeralthough the latter wouldn't be a bad idea for parental controls now that i think about it
>>722906350Mostly bots. Especially that ThunderSurge.
>>722906050That's why I said it works better for non-power characters. You don't want to lower the good stat.
any rooms going on?
FUCK YOU BLAZE FOR STEALING MY FIRST FUCKING PLACE>she's your teammate, jetFUCKING CAT BITCH
>>722904462>he's getting angrier!
>>722906909I can make one for an hour if you want
I just want to grind
>>722907305>3rd lapRIP
>>722907305this jank happens far too frequently
Alex has bigger tits than Blaze
>>722907558Blaze is flat, and that's a good thing because it's hot. It's a shame artists prefer busting her up.
>>722907269sure
>>722907758alright then, Lobby code is 19387067
The spin gamemode is so retarded lmao
>>722907809love losing by a bot
>>722893034Trannies. Its like slapping a big red target on their own backs. Feel free to bully them.
>>722893034TTV means twitch faggots
>>722907558Oh shit.
Any way to disable the faggy, spiritless vocals of the main theme once you've beaten all the rivals? All the vocal tracks in this game are weak and lack any sort of passion
Just doing it to maybe play the Minecraft track once. Not paying 9 fucking dollars for one track. People not calling out Sega's abject greed is disgusting
>>722908662>tfw I bought the deluxe edition and I don't have to worry about anythingkek
>>722908697Why are you proud of this?
>>722908802Because the ONT was fucking good and I invested it on this game
>>722908614Seriously, that main menu theme annoys me every time now
>See a full squad with bagging gadgets>All 4 proceed to slam the brakes and tap while slowing down for 3 laps>They all come back with fucking laser and drills>Entire team on top with the biggest amount of tapsThey can do this shit in the spin mode as well. The item hits one is the only good mode.
>>722908662Already played it 500 times in the festival so no need to. But yeah, Sega's day 1 DLC bullshit and pricing in general blows
>No single player content because we've gone full bore into online Feels like they're banking way too hard on it being a viral hit and leaving people who actually care about gameplay variety with nothing. Even TSR was better than this.
>>722908886Same. Open beta sold me and didnt regret it
Starting a new lobby. Come join.8545-4425>>722909150This plus Mario Kart World being a downgrade from 8 Deluxe in every way
Oh Boy, Shoot Out time! Dark Chao time!
SonicCHADSAmySCHOLARSZavokWARRIORSJetGODSVectorGENIUSESEggMENSilverMASTERSI kneel.
>>722909545>Amy
Does anyone actually like Tap Boost?
>>722909768getting into the groove of molesting your teammates and boosting to the front together is quite nice.
>Shoot-Out>FRENZY!Holy fucking shit...
Blazebro and... bots, we're killing itlmao wtf
I got disconnected
>>722910162I'll reopen after this race. If it goes through of course.
>>722910194I already rejoined since the ID is still valid
>2 hitsBro, what are we doing?
>>722910237Got softlocked, so I have to start a new lobby anyway3054-6991 is new lobby
Hmm... when the game doesnt want to give you items to hit others, it just wont
>some guy tested a max Speed car with a 2 Speed one at max Rings and the difference in distance travelled in the same timeframe was entirely negligibleOHNONONONO SPEEDFAGS???https://x.com/xvKOUZIvx/status/1976165337747034544
>Minecraft track is total kinoHow?
>>722910618It's two different tracks for each lap
Next race is the last one for me, Rouge and Zavok
>>722910296>Normal coomers first, normalfags second, pedos thirdYeah that's accurate
>>722910521This is very relevant to all the times I'm driving in a straight line with 100 rings.
>>722907809>>722910686Damn thanks for wins Zavok and Cream bros, here's some Rouge titty I drew as thankshttps://files.catbox.moe/gqyua8.pngI hate the weapon one though, every time I shoot at someone, someone else hits them first and I waste the item...
>somehow didnt hit a thing with gloves and saw>except for the fucking drillOkay
>>722910781Nice last win and nice titties. Worth opening the lobby for
GGs, you farm on attacks cream
>a Tails and Amy on my teamOh nononono
What a terrible fucking track with an ok theme. 9 dollars saved lmao
I dedicate this win to FrostbornSorceress!
Fuark I didn't know you go straight into the water if you go too hard on the Metal Harbor shortcutthank god we won anywyas, gj vros
>team frontruns most of the race>also get plenty of taps as a resultLove games like this.
Man fucking bots suck on team modes. Honestly they should just let me race alone and multiple my points.
>Sage and Vector bot in your team>Predictable movement so you can tap with ease>"EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE EXCELLENT OUTPUT ROCK AND ROLL EXCELLENT ROCK AND ROLL PERFORMANCE EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE EXC-ROCK AND ROLL ROCK AND ROLL ROCK AND ROLL"
>>722912186>EXCELLENT ROCK AND ROLL PERFORMANCE
>>722910521What's the difference at 0 rings?
>>722912186I fucking hate how half of the playerbase is so incapable of following the most basic directions I sometimes do better with bots
I have Steves lava chicken song stuck in my head now.I seem to get so unlucky whenever I try to play my main girl Wave, but whenever I play Steve I always win. I don't understand...
>had brief shit to do>stuck with the rental plate as a resultSorry in advance!
>>722912713>my main girl WaveCHICKEN JOCKEY
>>722912713LALALALAVA
>rival team didn't have a spin drift gadget equippedI would feel bad, but I also want to say thanks for turning it into a 4v4?
>>722912925CHICHICHI CHICKEN
You get consecutive spins by holding your drift, so don't ever snake (nospins) and hold it for as long as possible.
>while /v/ was distracted by Sonicslop, I was making out like a bandit taking advantage of a huge glitch in pic relatedYa snooze Ya lose, Crossies
>>722912998Go do your dailies, slave
>>722912848CHICKEN FUCKEY
>>722912998Took you long enough, speedstorm shill.
>>722912998Elio flopped and Disney is wasting money on you? Grim.
>>722912848>>722913065
Bros where's our x2 bonus??
>>722911189jealous sibling
>Festival is on>matchmaking is 1 minute long searchIt was 20 seconds yesterday ffs, I know the festival is shit but what the fuck
>>722913351That's a bird...
>>722913351Sir I... I think...
>>722913373Two things, it's kinda' early and also the servers are shit.I pray we get a patch soon...
>>722912956>>722907912Spin harder
>>722912998There could ACTUALLY be a "huge glitch" in speedstorm and we'd be none the wiser.
BY THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH
That was close
>>722914391>>722914409Always do the objective.
>>722899925I hope the horn from the festival is Spongebob's laugh
>>722914692I'm assuming it's going to be Spongebob's alarm clock, but it would be wasted potential if it's not his laugh.
>>722914779>yfw its the squeaky boots
>>722914692if he's not voiced then it's not gonna be his laughthe whole point of no voices is to save on production cost.
>Network Error.crap
what happened here? two guys got nuked by the server?
After this race I'm gonna take a small break. Getting tired and a little burnt out.
>>722914929They nuked us because we were too good..
We had a good run, GGs! Think I'll take a break too while we're at it.
>shoot outShan't be playing.