>boomers are still hung up on a fantasy girl with 8 lines of dialogue who died 30 years ago
>>722892795There’s only one girl I’m hung up on and it’s the silliest one to be hung up on of all. Years ago in law school I noticed a girl in class and approached her one day. We had a brief chat as we walked to wherever we had to be (not sure what it was) and she was constantly laughing and seemed like an incredibly kind and fun person. I already thought we were really hitting it off but then she suddenly pretty much forced me to take her phone number before we went our separate ways. “Well, that was easy” I thought, and I texted her soon after. However, things changed immediately. In her replies she was still very friendly, but she seemed to have zero interest in talking or getting to know each other at all, instead changing the subject to purely class related topics (something we hadn’t discussed at all during our talk) and quickly stopped responding. I tried again a few days later and the same thing happened. Then I didn’t contact her for a long time and never saw her on campus again. Much, much later I sent her another message to which she promptly and kindly replied, but in the same manner as before. That’s the last time I ever interacted with her.However, over the years I’ve created the pathetic habit of checking in on her online. She’s not particularly active on social media so there’s pretty much no personal stuff out there, but I managed to keep up with her through the social media pages of her various jobs. Eventually, some time after I last contacted her, I believed I had figured out who her boyfriend was, and that she was probably already with him at the time when I spoke with and contacted her. This killed my interest for a while. A year later or maybe more, I visited her theorized boyfriend’s social media page and he was definitely with someone else (a girl with neck tattoos who looked like a pornstar lmao). None of the girl’s family members followed the guy anymore either.1/2
>>722892795This, but with Jessie from the remake
>>722893126Every once in a while I see if there’s new pictures of her, and there usually are (just never her own pictures). She’s NEVER with a guy in any of them, even if all the other people in the pictures are couples. I fantasize about running into her all the time (we live close by), but it has never happened. Sometimes I’ll even seen a picture of her somewhere and think “oh funny, I was there a day earlier”. But it’s never the same day.I have no idea why this particular girl has driven me crazy like this. I talked to her literally once and I remember that conversation better than some full actual past relationships. I really don’t know her at all. She might be a monster. She might be incredibly boring. We might not be compatible on literally any level. But most of all I don’t understand why she wanted me to have her phone number so badly. I’ve been on dates with girls I had a crush on for a long time that turned out to be massive disappointments. But for absolutely no reason it feels different with her. And it drives me crazy that I have her number right here in my phone but I can’t reasonably call it. I feel like a sailor dying of thirst looking at an ocean full of water knowing that he can’t drink it.2/2
>>722892795It’s very impactful if you had her in your party and leveled her and consciously leveled her. That way you would spend a lot of time with Aerith and she becomes important to you, even if she’s “just” mechanically/practically important.
>>722892795Only 8 lines of dialogue? Really?
>>722892795zoomerns n alphas jack off to Minecraft and Roblox
The Remake made me discover I actually didn't like her, not that they really changed anything but her dialogue being voiced instead of me just reading it made me notice how fucking obnoxious she is
She kinda fell out of grace ever since it became increasingly apparent trannies are obsessed with her.There is also a huge schism between aerith remake and rebirth. And I can see why, she flipped like a 180 degrees and I could never tell why til I found out Nomura had nothing to do with rebirth.
>>722892795Why did Cloud hate Tifa so much anyway? Was he only into rich girls? IIRC Cloud's mom tells him explicitly he should date an older girl that could take care of all his shit.
>>722894234>Cloud's mom tells him explicitly he should date an older girl Aerith is a couple years older tham Cloud while Tifa's a little younger, at least in the original
>>722893126should’ve sent her a dickpic, bro
>>722894234He hates the cheap eroge whore which smells like Nomura's 1993 cumstains no matter no matter how it's whitewashed.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/720119167/#q720158848
>>722892795Nobody likes Aerith except the tranny that keeps making these threads. This is a Tifa/Tali/Lae'zel board.
>>722895108What is this schizo shit?
>>722894327>Aerith is a couple years older tham Cloud while Tifa's a little youngerWhatThey're 22, 21 and 20 respectively it's not a couple.
>>722893305This is why I dont talk to men anymore, youre all weirdos!!
>>722894327Aerith is 22, Cloud is 21 and Tifa is 20
>>722892795This is the prettiest female character in video games. And she is canonically a virgin to which makes her much better.
>>722895464She’s canonically a prostitute
>>722895464Zack's sloppy seconds
>>722895785The most intimate moment they show with Aerith and Zack is Aerith hugging Zack from behined as Zack mourns Angeal
>>722895832>didn't install the Hot Coffee mod
>>722896016i dunno if Aerith and Zack ever had sex. It would have to happen in either Aerith's house with her stepmother around or the stepmother out the house for errands. I doubt Zack lodgings would have allowed that sort of visitors. Or maybe they went for love hotel but then again I doubt Aerith would have been type of girl to do it.
>>722895832Flower girl is Japanese slang for prostitute. The whole point of the character is too look beyond that.
>>722896197>never banged a prostitute in an alleySorry you haven't lived.
>>722896267>too look beyond thatI guess Aerith started whoring after Zack left. Zack's last interaction with Aerith was getting Aerith the cart for flower selling
>>722896290I wouldn't find it sexy nor arousing if I had to pay for sex. I have had outdoors sex with girl in an alley behind a theatre
>>722892795You wouldn't get it..
>>722892795Why isn’t she that popular with cosplayers?
>>722896374>I wouldn't find it sexy nor arousing if I could make a woman compromise herself so she could afford to feed her addiction You're not a man.
>>722893305You wouldn’t like her. She won’t live up to the image in your mind.
>>722896509
>>722896336>subhuman who attracted to Nomura's secondhand fap material starts pretending to care about Za-ACK and samefagging whenever irrefutable facts were exposed.
>>722896873Not reading, tranny.
>>722896267No it is not retard. Its just an inside joke but not meant to be taken seriously. Even DBZ has this with the names of characters. All the saiyans have names that play on vegetables but do they have vegan diets? No they do not. Its a thing in entertainment to have insider humor or even adult humor in an otherwise child or teenage movie, show or game. Reminds me of Disney movies as well. People thought it was this super secretive Illuminati shit putting sex stuff in these DIsney movies but it was probably just some cringe worthy guys having a good laugh shoehorning shit like SEX into the clouds in the Lion King. Other than that there is nothing highly sexual or pornographic about that movie at all.
>>722897023>Other than that there is nothing highly sexual or pornographic about that movie at all.>hasn't seen Nala's badonkadonk
>>722892795She is so beautiful
>>722897303The prettiest of all time
I just saved you from Sephiroth!
>>722896336Listen, a lot of the Final Fantasy game plot relies on subtlety. What isn’t apparent to us is obvious to the Japanese. But if you doubt me, then answer me this. why is Aerith the one character that has the most prostitution doujinshi out of all of them?
Yeah, I didn’t think so. Too many incels hyper-focus on “purity”. A person is more than their “body count”. Cowards.
>>722892795I could have saved her.
>>722898451Its okay because Nomura said she literally lives on inside of Cloud. 24/7 she will always be with him.
>>722897845>subtletyseems like no other equally illiterates as you have told you that majuu seller is a term to explicitly call meat-toilet-tier cheap whores.https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1754741253025.png>most prostitution doujinshi out of all of them?why subhuman who attracted to Nomura's secondhand fap material always inhale air and breath out lies?https://m4.imhentai.xxx/014/6tj7edklib/12.jpg
>>722892795I was watching tennis and this player's outfit made her look like she was cosplaying Aerith.
>>722894189>Nomura had nothing to do with rebirth.He’s literally the one who came up with its clusterfuck of an ending
>>722892795whats the zoomer equivalent of aeriths death?
>>722892795Yes and I'll never not be.That stupid slutty low-rent dirtpile in OP image can burn though. Don't give a shit.
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>>722892795Tifa is better tho and is cloud's soulmate. The only reason aerith even has any attraction to Cloud is because he reminds her of Zack
>>7228993971997 Zack, maybe. CC changed him so much that it's hard to even consider the same character. I mean, dude didn't even remember what her name was in the original game. He just called her 'that girl'.
>>722899314We all called he’d die since reveal trailer though
>>722899397Tifa is fanservice character, not main character.
>>722892795I'm enjoying all the "no we're not, we're hung up on Tifa" replies from sad lonely old men
>>722892795Prettiest vidya character.
>>722902035Not just gaming. She is the prettiest woman period.
>>722893305Have you tried going out dressed as a giant bat while solving crimes and mysteries?
>>722893126If you’re not hung up on someone you’re soulless.
>>722892795I'm hung up on her and I'm a zoomer tho
>>722902035Mmm
>>722894189>She kinda fell out of grace ever since it became increasingly apparent trannies are obsessed with her.truth nuke
>>722892795>8 lines of dialoguewhy lie? She had like 180 and they were all beautiful
>>722892795LOOK AT THAT RUM DUTCHESS
>>722902035>>722904147>>722904183Looks generic, it's funny because you had objectively more attractive Vidya girls back then too
Looks like the guy who insisted Aerith got copied to multiple timelines was right
>>722904463>aeris and lightning are the same person but differentscreencap thisFF7R3 will also be FFXIII-4
>>722896267It's also how you call girls who literally sell flowers which aerith does retard
>>722904214In remake she says "shit" and in Rebirth she calls Cloud "asshole" in unison with Tifa if the player says they went through Tifa's closet in Nibelheim flashback
>>722904635>In remake she says "shit"Not in japaneseDunno about 'asshole' but probably again a lolcalizer insert
>>722904343She is an angel
>>722904731She also asks "Does that make me a dumbass" when Barret says anyone believing Shinra's lies is a dumbass
>>722892795>Obsessed with some russian girl
>>722905046So she calls herself baka, that's cute
>>722905214Russian women have sharper and pointier goblin-like features and they are colder and dumber
>>722905405She also asks if she's intolerant too since she's cetra after Gi tribe calls Cetras intolerant
>>722905473>east slavs >pointy, sharpyou don't know what you are talking about they have the roundest, smoothest features
Yuffie > Kyrie > Tifa > Jessie > Aerith
>>722905654Nope, those are scandinavian features. I'm finnish so I know. The Kiyv Rus was founded several centuries before Moscow by nordics. Russians are descendants of Kyiv Rus mixed with turkey and mongols
>>722902035
>>722905894Don't care about origin. Nowadays you will find an Aerith sooner in St. Petersburg than Stockholm
>>722906026Haha, St Pidorsburg is vatnik town.
>>722906026>>722906148Russians sound gay
You finns really are butthurt
>>722906297?I've seen butthurt vatniks in drone videos like this one
>>722906297
>>722895767She only did hand and mouth stuff.
how did this thread turn into this
>>722906708Talking and handholding?
>>722905214Actually Belarusian
>>722907106are you face blind?
>>722907080Is that what they call it these days?
E33 won
>>722908232undeniable but it really has nothing to do with aerith
>>722892795>Almost got forced to fuck a cat thing and bear mutant babies She almost went full bestiality in a mainstream game, that's pretty unforgettable.
>>722892795AND SHE STILL DIES IN THE REMAKE. So whatever.
>>722907360>h-he's talking about a sword
>>722908389>Dies >Is still In the plot haunting the shit out of cloud anywayWhat was the drama all about her death anyway? Sephiroth is also dead and he steals 97% of the screen time.
>>722908389I saved her tho
>>722907106>>722905654>>722905214
>>722908515>Remake makes you feel just like cloud, which means you have delusions
>>722892795isnt tifa way more popular?
>>722895464>Aerith>VirginAerith got fucked in Midgar Alleyways regularly.She didn't even NEED the gil from "selling flowers." It's just that it was much easier to get random men to fuck her raw than if she just walked up to strangers and said "want to fuck me?"
Anyone else just not okay with others speaking badly about the remake games, even if they're saying things you agree with?
>>722908564Maybe, but it would be some crazy love to hallucinate all this.
>>722908719Just you, mr falseflagger. Just you.
>>722908704No shinra needed to keep her womb untouched, she was guarded 24/7
>>722908778No backup today?
>>722908850Only for hojo to try and ruin EVERYTHING
>>722896509Emo cloud was a fun 00s meme.
>>722908464How was Tifa able to use computers? When in her life she ever needed one?
chubby cheeks
>>722893126>>722893305As someone who kept fapping to the same girl for 8 years (I'm not exaggerating) after half a year of an almost-romance that never came to be because I'm autisticTouch grass
>>722910449Isn't there one in the secret basement of Seventh Heaven?
>>722910449Yeah I was right, probably used it for AVALANCHE coms and/or bar deliveries.
>>722893126>>722893305I used to be obsessed with my hs girlfriend and was thinking how we will meet again and rekindle our relationship. After 2 years I Meet her one day in college and she had completely changed. She used to be an upbeat, fun, pretty intelligent person, but now she was a druggie and obsessed with left wing politics, also saw she gor tattoos and got yellowed teeth.I even tried getting her back on track but she was in another world. Made me really demotivated about everything in life since my brain was planning on marrying her..
>>722910449>When in her life she ever needed one?to watch bbc and bcc(big Corneo cock) porn of herself
Sephiroth if he Texan
>>722902035Seconded.
>>722892795She's based and one of ushttps://files.catbox.moe/j72pcm.mp4
>>722893126>Years ago in law school Istopped reading there
>>722894189>trannies are obsessed with herI've noticed that too. I had a roommate who wanted to become Aerith and drew nothing but terrible Aerith x Tifa porn, and he always made them really ugly and full of scars and he'd draw Tifa fat and Aerith with a dick. Weird guy.
>>722895230Tifuta’s BBC
>>722913183Stop the slop
>>722899261PSIV remake for Nintendo Switch?
>>722906658>>722906527No more brothers war>>722906208
>>722902035If I lose someone like this I would kms.
>>722914263Why?
>>722893305>>722893126indian?
>>722899048No that was hamaguchi. Ironically Nomura is the one that wanted to do a straight remake.
>>722902035>>722904147>>722904306>>722904870But she only looks like this in the remakes.Is she really the exact same character as back in 1997?
Why do zoomers insist on using the exact same term for millennials and actual boomers again?
>>722893126How does one cope with this?
>>722908632Yes, they made Aerith too manipulative in rebirth, besides everyone saw how she flirted with Zack too so if cloud died and another soldier entered her life she would flirt with new man too
>>722892795OP gonna catch holy hell
>>722894189>Aeris*
>>722912871The nipple flicking is good in the uncropped version.
>>722895108schizo?
>>722918831WRONG
>>722892795Never understood the obsession. But I appreciate the schizophrenia. FF7 Rebirth needs to be discussed more.
>>722920636fans are obsessed with the ff7 characters, they aren't actually interested in discussing rebirth or anything other than their obsession with the characters and which characters should kiss and which shouldn't
>>722908719I’m very defensive about the game too. It’s a very adorable experience. It might not be perfect but god damnit, it’s very clear that they’re trying their hardest. You can see it in the polish.
>>72292092690% of rebirth is filler. the game started at chapter 12 and ends at chapter 14 which happens to have all the main character moments
>>722920926It's hard to take Rebirth seriously when Sephiroth is telling Cloud to have fun at the gold saucer.
>>722918751>everyone saw how she flirted with Zack too so if cloud died and another soldier entered her life she would flirt with new man tooFinally, a realistic waifu, no more escapism from life outside your gaming room
>>722921457That's just how FF waifus are.>Rinoa - flirts with Seifer>Aerith - flirts with Zack>Tifa - flirts with Barret>Yuffie - crushes on Zack>Yuna - gets kissed by SeymourNojima watched lots of shows where a couple breaks up and then the MC gets the second relationship
>>722922623>>Tifa - flirts with Barret???Your mind is warped by blacked porn.
>>722922623>gets kissed by SeymourThe camera clearly shows her closing her fist as she does so, light rape doesn't count as cheating (especially since MC hadn't confessed yet). And it's better if your love rival is a villain because at least you can kill him and fix the situation, whereas if he's basically Team Good Guys the mess won't go away, because you aren't allowed to kill someone solely out of jealousy
>>722922623
>>722922921the only man that acts kind to tifa is barret.
>>722922921They had the most romance scenes out of all of them. An NPC literally thinks they are married
>>722892795both of the main FF7 girls are shittifa is a airheaded retardassrip is a slut that wants to fuck another man cause he was jacking the style of her old man
>>722923442The day I see Marlene call Tifa "mom" is the day I'll believe this story
>>722923290Rude.
>>722908389she gets to live with zack in the other world or 3 they will bring those two to the maintimeline
>>722924017Tifa has a stable job and is good at melee fighting, how is she an airhead? Just because she's not as gloomy as the male characters?
>>722924297cause shes a mental retard, see cloud breaking down constantly, saying werid shit that makes no sense and as a friend his closest friend there does let see here zero
why the hell are you trying to ship barret with tifa when barret is some married 40s middle aged dad who's already under pressure by raising the kid of his bff. I think he's a widow?Meanwhile tifa is a fucking 20 year old BRAT with a lot of knight in shiny armor issues. she has more chances of forming a relationship with red than barret for fuck's sake are you guys autistic or something? you can't read people to save your fucking lives.
All the Compilation of FF7 extended universe made irreparable damage to the game.
>>722924860I don't ship them, just saying the game gives you shippy content of them. It's just nojimas writing
>>722925157gun arm guy is gay
>>722925157>Why the daddy issues girl hugging big dad guy when their fucking friends just died>I know! it's [34 pages of brainrot]Autism. severe.
>>722925253He had a wife>>722925361Whatever the reason it's shippy content
>>722905214Yes
>>722924297Just no cultured real people would think that means anything to a secondhand fap material which serves no other purpose than being a factor of obscene jokes,as well as no real people would take anything happens to her seriously.
>>722923442his arm is almost her size
>>722922623>That's just how FF waifus are.The series is as its creators are. Toriyama and especially Nojima of Bahamut Lagoon fame have a genuine NTR fetish. Kitase's equivalent is subtle and maybe primarily artistic. Nomura doesn't object.>Terra and Celes (Kitase's waifu) were raped.>Aerith's a back alley prostitute and Zack's sloppy seconds (By years later Word of God neither is true), Tifa engages in NTR with Johnny, both girls are under threat of NTR at Costa del Sol beach, if you keep them in the party instead, Tifa was supposed to work at Honey Bee Inn. Lucrecia's everything.>Rinoa (Nomura's maybe waifu) is Seifer's sloppy seconds. Julia married another man, while possibly bearing Laguna's child, if you played your cards right.>Zidane and Freya have sex after the Lindblum bar fade to black.>Yuna kisses and marries Seymour, tries to prostitute herself to Brother, pleasures Leblanc to orgasm, fucks Jolt in the novel and is about to fuck Kurgum in X-3. Lulu fucked both Chappu and Wakka.>Lightning (Toriyama's waifu) isn't a virgin, since she has a navel piercing. XIII-2 NTR baits Serah and Noel until the second last area.>Lunafreya was raped in Dawn trailer.>Jill was rape bait, because they went out of their way to deny it happened even if the opposite made much more sense.
>>722893305This is more interesting than op, let's hijack his thread.She wouldn't live up to your expectations. You should know this by now, you idealized a lot of shit because you didn't have the initiative to confront her. You didn't give her the opportunity to demonstrate you she's an unloyal skank, or boring, or picky. She may have talked about your mundane encounter with her friends, how how she put the nice mask on and you kept running behind her heels like a homeless puppyEven after all that, you still have feeling for this woman, so you need to pull the band aid. Get in touch again and ask her out. I bet she won't even text back your hello but you need that out of your systemWorse case scenario she says yes and you get to understand you were wrong first hand
>>722908632Just twice as popular now. Used to be seven times as popular at her best performance.
>>722905214Except they both look like Aryanised Nips
Aerith will survive part 3 as Zack.The difference is that Cloud will stop acting like a gloomy dillweed and embrace hot blood since his Seiyuu will retire after Part 3.Expect Part 3 to go as this video with the same Seiyuuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruGR32RyLAw
>>722929247After all the bullshit the leftard nip media tried to do to cancel him with the fake cheating scandal that made him lose roles and proven innocent after it, id retire too and work with the remaining stuff.
>>722892795Flat chested "women" are so disgusting. The only use they could ever have in society is being passed around to incels to cure them
>>722908632No
>>722925157When did that scene happen again?
brap
>>722904635I wouldn't blame her for uttering "shit" when she just barely grabbed on to the ladder after nearly falling to her death/severe injury.
>>722892795I'm hung
>>722908632Yeah, someone posted the last japanese poll
>>722892795>>722932809I'm hung
>>722932005>Caring about the opinions of japs
>>722931086There was no good reason to take her E-cups away. Square-Enix is just malevolent.
aerith lost seethe
>>722899261Alys was WAY WORSEThat hurt
>>722907080yes
>>722931086>The only use they could ever have in society is being passed around to incels to cure themYes, that's right, please assign Aerith to me, I badly need her, super sick right now :(
>>722933478Why does Tifa look like a light-skinned MENA now. I didn't vote for this
>>722895108>BulletIs this really what Barret is called in Japan?
Nah it's what Google's AI thinks it should be.
