Post things you didn't fall for but everyone else did.
Metaphor is a good game, retard-kun.
>>722984570Nice try metaslopper
>>722984505I genuinely dont understand whats wrong with this game? I played it and enjoyed it a lot, I still think about it from time to time ans the world building and characters were all memorable. Though I admit it has flaws, there is no perfect game. So as long as I had fun, I consider it a good game.
I thought I was interested in this game, but after a long time of meditation and introspection, I realized all I was interested was in fuking the redhead elf's brapper, so I fapped to some r34 of her and went back to minecraft
Thank god i refunded this piece of shit
what was the big metaphor announcement?
It was a really good game. Good starter, baby's first JRPG, for those that aren't yet ready to play more serious JRPGs like Persona and SMT.
>>722984858Popular thing bad
>>72298485895% of all threads on /v/ now is just poorly written bait written by poorfags and other assorted idiots. They can't buy games, they don't play games, most of them are legit turdworlders (indians). Just ignore them.Metaphor was great, but not without some issues.
I fell really badly for BG3 because of Laezel. But then I just ended up losing interest in her, fucking the sex demon woman and then destroying the world for Bhaal. The game itself is kinda shit.
>zoomer fags makes up another retarded buzzword
>>722985774>people younger than myself creating new culture is..le bad and cringe!! use my fucking memes from 2016 forever you fucking troonfreaks!!!
/v/ needs another alt board to serve as a quarantine for retards like OP that are compelled to make threads about not playing games on the board for people who like playing games.
>>722984505Cyberpunk, I don't understand how us minority that saw it coming were screaming it from the rooftops trying to warn everybody else but they just refused to listen.
>>722985829>People copying whatever retarded shit illiterate black people say on twitter and feeling immediately compelled to use it for everything ad nauseum is badYes, yes it is.
>>722984505go woke go broke
>>722985829Pick up a dictionary instead of filling it up with your inane faggotry and constant need for attention
>>722984858People are mad it's not Persona ENOUGH.
>>722984858You should ignore threads with retarded definitions like this one,
>>722984505E33Any persona shitBf or cod slopSlopsongCyberjunkMonster hunter milds
Hogwarts Legacy
>>722984858Persona games are only remembered for dogshit tier teen romance for manchild which this game lack
>>722985846>implying /v/ plays gameslmfao
>>722985365Literally nothing. It was just 1st anniversary wank.
>>722986060Curious how there isn't a single tendie game here
>>722985923>ESL
>>722986060Say that again without crying, tendie.
>>722985753The bear fucking wasn't a big enough hint?
>>722985657What did you buy last steam sale?
>>722985419Persona and SMT aren't serious games thougheverbeit
>>722985972Unless you're a big corpo and can eat any loss
>>722986514Because those games actually try to innovate and are actually good.
Are they planning on making Metaphor: Golden?
>>722986920In 2 weeks
>>722986914>false flagging to make tendies seem like they're mentally illfuck off
>>722986920Yes, there will be a special "romance all other girls" edition. I'll still stick with the canon romance though.
>>722986961Ok make a counterpoint. Show me where not-nintendo has innovated something new and ground-breaking breakung. There's a reason everybody copies Nintendo games.
>>722987053ground-breaking.*
>>722987053>he wasn't actually false flaggingthe absolute state of tendies
>>722987108>Can't make a counterpointThe concession admitted itself for acceptance.
>>722987149Split Fiction released only a few months agoShitendo is the one that hasn't innovated shit in years. They're on a giant beef with Pal World stealing legend arceus's mechanics despite the fact that Pixelmon already had done the exact same shit years before the game was even announcedI guess that Nintendo innovated $70 DLC with TOTK recentlyNow post eric etc etc
>>722985427>metaphor>popular
>>722987290something something Ericka something idk. I just btfo your whole argument, now what?>Split fictionCurious how you fail to explain what made it so innovative and instead just went on a rage-fueled rant about Nintendo. The absolute state; you just hate Nintendo. That's the premise of your whole argument. Try again next time and bring some beer to make listening to your mundane rants bearable.
>>722987505See >>722986572
>>722987547>Has no argument>Never had one to begin with>All xhe knows is how to bitch and cryTypical lol
>>722987621Curious how you fail to explain what made Nuntendoshit so innovative and instead just went on a rage-fueled rant about anti Nintendo.Why the fuck would I start talking about fucking split fiction in depth in a fucking metaphor thread?Die nigger
>>722987689>N-no u>Ad-hom>sqrt(-1) reading comprehension Low IQ and low effort postTry again midwit
>>722985419>more serious games like smt
>>722984505I wanted to play the game but I heard is woke and then saw how they flattened the elf's ass at the last moment and I kind of lost interest and forgot about it. Is there no Golden Royal edition yet?
>>7229878572 more weeks
>>722987857Just mod it nigga
>>722984505Any nutendo gayme and the shitch
>>722984505>barely sold a million copies out of 7 billion people>one in 7000 people played it>everyone else
>>722986060Famously uncriticized Monster Hunter WildsFamously uncriticized Cyberpunk 2077
>>722984570>>722984858>>722985419Every refantaziofag I have ever met was either brown, a troon, femoid, or a brown troon. Which are (you)?
>>722984505GOTY 2024
>>722984505Metaphor was better than Expedition 33. Seethe more grifter.
>>722986168>implying that metaslop is for adults
>>722990170>Chinese goyslop for goys (you're not a goy, are you?) A is better than Chinese goyslop for goys (I sincerely hope you're not admitting to being a goy) B
>>722990310Who are you quoting because I didn't say any of that and neither of them are Chinese. One is Japanese and the other F*ench.
>>722990368>One is Japanese and the other F*ench.So, Chinese.
>>722990438Burger moment
>>722984505I'll buy the definitive version whenever/ifever that happens. Or else I guess I'll ignore it forever.
>>7229904872 more weeks
>>722990487Ignore >>722990540It'll be at least 3 years before it gets a definitive edition
>>722990818That's fine with me for as long as it happens. So far my track record has been beyond fucking dogshit. And I've bought the games that got definitive releases later, and I've skipped games that never got any. Well. I've had it. I'm not wasting time on them anymore. I'll buy the definitive versions if they're made and if not then I'll just live without their games. Same with Pokemon. I'm tired of wasting hundred(s) of hours on inferior products because I invested myself too soon.
>>722984505Haven't played it yet. What's bad about it? Wait, you can't answer that because you haven't played it either.
>>722984505So what was the big news that they had to have a stream for?
>>722991853Literally nothing
How are we feeling today, MetaGODS?
>>722991853Prepare your wallet anon.
>>722995943Holy compression batman
>>722995943I can almost read it, make it more blurry anon
>>722996124gotchu famalam
>>722996332Thanks lad, its perfect
>>722996696
Never even tried metaphor cause persona 4&5 burned me. Was told they would be good rpgs, but its actually just visual novels about high school, unplayable if you don't feel any nostalgia towards this theme. I do get why these games are popular with teens, but these are not games for adults. The fighting system might as well be auto because its so simple and easy (esp in 5). The music is great though, no denying that.
>>722984858conservitards mad that a game says things trump said are bad
>>722986012I actually think it's too much Persona.
1000xresist or whatever that weeaboo faggot shit is called
all the mobile phone gachashit
>>722984505you just know they're going to release a new edition soon
>>7229986192 more weeks
>>722984858
>>722984858It's very forgettable and unfinished. >1st dungeon is generic zombie cathedral>2nd dungeon is a mishmash of worm ass, sewers, and the world's smallest mansion>3rd dungeon is an hour long stealth mission>4th dungeon is stolen from another game>5th dungeon is [ERROR ERROR]>6th dungeon is basically the endAnd that's not even getting into the villain's generic le kill everyone to evolve mankind plan or all the council members and race participants who are irrelevant jobbers that don't do anything
>>722984858Nothing. It's an above-mediocre game with great soundtrack. People just need something to seethe about.
>>722998903>flop is popular
Cyperbunk
