Minthussy
What logical reason beyond elfussy is there to spare her when you've already spilled oceans of goblin guts at that point?
>>722986410more like Manthussy
Barely integrated, completely unfinished party member, but she's the only one that sucks your dick in the game so I'm fine with her and I recruit her every playthrough (except the one time I snapped her neck while my cum was still hot in her throat).
>/v/ermin so contrarian they will choose the tranny romance because she's le evil
Tango una dark azul vestido
hag
>>722986614Her sex scene is the best
>>722986685And that's a good thing!
She looks 40 and has the voice of a fucking 60 YEAR OLD!You niggas are insane. Your dicks are broken. Seek help.
>>722986952My souls is broken tbf
>>722986737>her
>>722987010>he still has a soul
Her and Shadowheart should kiss as they're both filled with unlimited quantities of whipped cream to explosion
>>722986410I'm starting this game todayWhat porn mods should I use?
>>722987956my lesbian elf-wives married to me, a human male fighter
>>722988159It's boring as fuck to play. Incredibly slow and sterile and even though it seems to give you a lot of freedom at first, you soon realize that the freedom is mainly just manipulating the enemy's positions.Forgotten Realms manages to make magic and fantasy the most mundane shit there is, literally nothing is surprising because anything is possible.
>>722989309Sounds like cope for BoTW losing goty
>>722989485>nooo he is criticizing my reddit game he must be a tendielmao
>>722986410Yes.
>>722989759wow bloodstains and sex and evil, such a mature game for mature gamers
>>722989172LuckyI wish I had a pair of lesbian elf gfs to be stuck between as they swelled to nuclear levels
>>722986410Minthy is great but remember they wrecked Viconia to make her look better.
>>722990264No amount of Viconia wrecking will save Manthara's looks kek
>>722986410built for BBC (Big Bhaalspawn Cock)
>>722986737dont you have to lose like 4 party members to get the sex scene??
>>722986410
>>722986517You spare her because she's a potential kidnap target for Orin, so you can take Gale, Lae'zel and Halsin and let Orin kidnap Minthara without losing anyone of value.
>>722991374Imagine not letting Orin kill Halsin. Dullest character in the game, there's even another druid to pick over him if you want a druid so bad.
>>722986517She's meant for an evil playtrough
>>722990949Huge chin
>>722989759>>722986410that's a manWhy can't western devs properly model what a woman looks like?
>>722990853No, only 2 I think?Will Smith and Karl Ack.I think Gale can be persuaded but I don't remember.Shadowheart, Astarion and Lae'zel are morally ambigious/the end justifies the means type character.
>>722992395Nah, you can knock her unconscious in the goblin hq and then recruit her in an all-good playthrough too, though you lose out on the sex scene if you care about that.It's a bit janky in its implementation and clearly not fully intended "how it's supposed to work" but it works. And her influence increases is not really about being evil but to crush the Absolute so it's basically free influence since that's what the game is about anyway.
>>722986410I don't like her voiceI don't like her faceI don't want to play as evil character.
>>722994204>I don't like her voiceFag.>I don't like her faceFag.>I don't want to play as evil character.You don't have to do.
>>722994091That was added in a patchShe was evil only at release, that was the intended route
>>722994204>I don't want to play as evil character.Fag.
Minthara is incredibly ugly and her skin look nasty. She only gets a pass because female drow lust
>>722994365Read my second paragraph.
>>722994575While being an evil genocidal maniac is not her deal, being part of an evil powercouple obviously isAfter defeating the absolute, the play is to rule baldur's gate with an iron fist
>>722989309I mean... what did you expect from the combat? It's probably the best in the genre and it does give you massive freedom as there's plenty classes and subclasses and most builds are viable up until honor mode.
>>722994419>posts the fag lizard
>>722988159I just gave it another go a few days ago, and bounced off of it again. Unlikable characters, bad ruleset and, worst of all, poor combat.I kept thinking how I'd rather be playing a Gold Box game, The Temple of Elemental Evil, or Knights of the Chalice.
>>722993690what about halsin and jatheria?
>>722986573well now you have to post durgeussy, anon
Hag
I made the mistake of doing both good and evil choices and now this little shota is shacking it up with my wife.
>>722988159This is a jeet who has been booty blasted because Baldur's Gate 3 isn't hated by everyone. It's been over 2 years. This is pathetic.
>>722995732porn addiction
>>722988159>SAR SAR WHY CANT I BE DOING THE PEDOPHILE SAR?!
This game sucks dick if you dont play the predefied character. I picked durge and wanted to murderhobo from the start, yet my character acted all confused and the game insisted or implied my character was conflicted.Same thing happened on my first attempt at a playthrough where my character would give Gale the sex eyes during the magic trick despite me just clicking to see a magic trick, I didnt finish the sequence because I was getting roped into a gay sex scene. Fucking gay ass game.
>>722995454>HalsinYes obviously he dies if you wipe out the druids and tieflings. But he sucks anyway and he always stayed at camp permanently in my good playthroughs.>JaheiraNah she's fine with it lmao
>>722986410I used a face mod and never looked back
>>722996081>he got magically anus raped by Gale the Rapist Wizardlmao
>>722996421>oh my gawd is that SEX in a videogame?? GOTY
>>722986410Never forget she had an entire plot line where (You) get her pregnant but the tranny devs cut it because pregnancy is just too heckin hetero-coded!
>>722986614>>722987569>anon so homosexual he thinks about dick when he sees a womanyour mother is a tranny
>>722996821this, but unironically
>>722996826>>722996902minthara has a penis
>>722996902He looks like a man. His head mesh is a male elf head mesh.
>>722986517>The reason came to me in a dream.
>>722996821It might honestly be a groundbreaking first time a major official big studio AAA computer game release has a (semi-)main character perform fellatio.I'm still waiting for the first capeshit or Star Wars movie to show or imply a character suck cock. Think about Rey (Daisy Ridley) shown from behind, bobbing her head on some guy's crotch with the distinct implication of sucking his dick. Think about it.
Explain how she's not a banite
>>722996985>>722997030I bet you see dicks when you look at the clouds too lmao fucking faggots.
>>722997086Actually, scratch that. Leisure Suit Larry 3 had Passionate Patti as a playable character and she has the option to blow a doorman to get into a nightclub at one point. Maybe not AAA exactly but whatever.Still waiting for the Star Wars movie with implied blowjobs though! Kathleen Kennedy, make it happen!
>>722986614You guys are such faggots kek
>>722989975What point are you trying to make?
beautiful
>>722986410For me? It's knocking her out in the Gobbo camp and stealing all of her clothes, so she can wake up in a staining goblin den and is forced to go back to moonrise butt naked (the mooning is an insult to ketherick, im a selunite) and she has to hide from passing travelers on the way necause she's nakkid and>Drow chicks walking Around naked is commonplace on faerun thanks to eilistraeeNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>722986410man pussy
>>722997380Do you have a pic of her head ripped off?
>Staked Astarion>Removed Karlach's head>Slit Lae'zel's throat>Threw rocks at Halsin>Killed Wyll during the Grove raidI thought about snapping Minthara's neck but I'd rather fuck her up at Moonrise. I hope I can sacrifice Shadowheart to the fishtards in The Underdark.
>>722997043No it did not >t. Emperor
>>722997164It literally is a male head mesh. You can check it for yourself or google it.
>Play Dark Urge>Recruit Lae'zel, Shadowheart and Astarion>Cut off Gale's hand and kill him>Side against the druids and tieflings, kill Wyll and Karlach>Sex with Minthara right after, then snap her neck during cuddle>Kill Isobel, then kill Jaheira>Kill everyone else>Then finish the game however you want
>>722997567I think the biggest downfall of evil playthroughs was not having unrecruited characters return in act 2 or 3 with a chip on their shoulder. Like a one handed gale or wyll/karlsch looking to avenge the grkve
>>722998421I'm just now realizing I never had to deal with Gale and his taxes in my playthrough because I simply chopped his hand off. Works fine for me because I hate wizards. Maybe I'll do a second playthrough just to chop his hand off again.
>>722990853Billions must die
>>722998661Im a true blue arachnophobe and even I would eat the spiders right out of her dusty drow asshole
>>722986410This, but with the modded face.
>>722986517Logical reason is you know she's a potential companion. That's the basis for a lot of decisions in crpgs, you can tell the devs made content for X so it's just a waste of that content to kill them. Even though in-universe their actions are irredeemable and you've killed thousands for far less.
>>722997043Erm actually his cosplaying as a sexy drow did give me that dark blue fever. Checkmate
>>722986410game sucks. i bought it because people told me over and over again "you can do everything". But you can't really. you are heavily railroadedthe icing on the cake was that dumb child in the beginning of act 3. you can say "go fuck yourself" over and over again and it still shows up. And ofc this child and the cat are immortal
>>722997532Shit >>723000140 was to you
>>722986410Becoming an evil power couple conquering lands and people in the late game with her is awesome. You even embark on an expedition against Menzoberranzan iirc.
>>723000416Thats my favorite ending. Tho im really tthere to "liberate" the drow.
>>723000027Faggot/weeb
>>723000560Cope
>>722989975You have to be 18+ to post here, dimwit
I admit that I picked the transgender sex in character customization as the futanari option and then romanced Minthara to have babies with her. Much to much disappointment Larian cucks apparently removed the pregnancy content from the game.
For the past 2 years I've almost exclusively played BG3. It breaks my heart that there won't be any DLC. I've squeezed that stone for every drop of blood possible, but I can't bring myself to drop the stone.
>>723002526Minthara is also trans thats why
>>722986517None.There's generally no logical reason to keep Gale and Astarion around either. One is a lethal threat no lesser than the parasite merely by standing next to you, the other tries to murder you in your sleep.Coincidentally, if the characters were written with any believability in mind, none of them would stick around with Durge either after Alfira happens.
>>723002823Common misconception. Drow females have a pseudopenis, or penile-clitoris. It’s even possible for females to achieve erections. Their external labia are fused together and form a pseudoscrotum.As you can imagine, the act of copulation is not simple. The female must first retract her penile-clitoris into her own body. Think about turning a sock inside out. The male can only insert his penis once the female has tucked her pseudopenis inside her body.
I know that the >human>male>fighter Meme is kind of overdone but every time I play another class it always just comes down to spamming lighting or something while in my fighter playthrough I had fun using high STR to bully the NPCs and LARP as ConanIs playing bard fun?
>>723003051Swords bards are okay, every other bard is just support spells. Nice having a CHA character as the primary speaker/trader though.
>>723002964Astarion is always a permanent member of my party because you can cheese backstab and stealth kills to clear entire areas before even getting into combat
>>723003015Bruh kys right now.
>>723003051Yes bard is fun, and it has a lot of unique dialogue
>>723003156>cheeseIt's not cheese, the game is built for it and even moreso with the Assassin subclass.
>>723003015>[Lore:Planes]Wrong. This does not match with Glabrezu knot anatomy. and we all know what they fuck when they're not forced to make more drows with filthy m*les.
>>722988159>>723003625Well there you go
>>723003625kek
>>723003625I look like this and I do this
>>722986410Manthara
>>722994419is there a mod that changes durge's faggot lizard appearance to something else? I just want to experience the game as it was intended without having to play as a scalie furry
>>723004734Are you retarded or just baiting?
>>723004734
>>722986410>>722989759/v/edditors/normalfags really find this pretty?
>>723004795>>723004948can't you just answer the question wtf?
>>723005092K, anon, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt even though I shouldn't. The durge character is fully customizable in the vanilla game.
>>723005092How about you play the game yourself, you lizardbrain? "as it was intended" my ass
>>7230050354channers do. Minthara is the lowest for romances
>>723005330/v/eddit is a reddit board
>>722986952>She looks 40 and has the voice of a fucking 60 YEAR OLDAnon i was already going to romance her, you don't need to sell me on it
>>722986517She wanted to kill demons so she is lawful good
>>722994204You don't have to, I romanced her as a vengeance paladin and she gets approval when you select oath choices usually
>>723002165>google trendsEven funnier today.
>>723005035The issue is your abnormal
>>722986952Oh no! Not that!
>>723006112todd bros................
>>723006112>>723006221Not so fast.
She’s meant for bwpd.
>>722986952>high-born woman of matriarch-age from a matriarchal society sounds like a matriarch
>>723006112Starfield overtook BG3 exactly once. On September 3 and it held that lead for about...20 days.
>>723006493>can't even see a spike for starfield's DLC but BG3 has multiple despite no DLCthat's super grim
>>723006493And it looked like that.
>>723006817That first spike was at the end of 2023, exactly when it won GOTY at Geoff's Awards.
damn man, we're not even doing steam charts now. were at google trends levels of shitposting
>>722986952She is actually like 150 years old in game
>>722986410Taking out the pregnancy arc was the biggest fumble in the games development. Its actually part of lore that drow love being inpregnated
What a freak
>>723007016anons be like this is sexy
>>723006363@grok give me a detailed review about sex with mind flayers.
>Hexblade Durge>Battlemaster Lae'zel>Death or Light Domain Shart>Assassin/Shadow Monk multi-class AstarionI really just can't get away from the classic Fighter/Mage/Rogue combo
>>723007216it sucks
>>723007125Top is sexy
These are the people that fantasize killing young white male virgins while labeling them pathetic btw. I think it is because they want to be even more pathetic!
>cut minthara pregnancy >no kagha companionlarian HATES evil women enjoyers
>Stealth/Slight of Hand party member is still necessary
>>723007216
>>723007465laezel is right there
>>723007165she looked like a 22 yo coworker I had at the time so it really was
>>723007548>22 yo coworker awful aging
>>723007478Why? Just attack anything that needs to be unlocked.
Sex with HalsinSex with The Dark Urge
>>723007235Everyone should try those classes once but that shit is overpowered as fuck, especially if you're a little bitch and carry the resonance stone in your inventory.
>>723007645she didn't have the wrinkles minthara does
all the girls in BG3 looks like they smell bad
>>723007787I've posted this btw
>>723007835I went with OH Monk Durge, Eldritch Knight Lae'zel, Throw Berserker Karlach and Life Domain Shadowheart for my first Honour Mode clear, it was very easy.
>Violates both /v/ rules 2 and 6>Reports go ignores>Posts calling it out get bannedTencent ad threads
>>723007868
>>723007882Let's suck each others dicks and kiss.
>>723007868I mean they are camping
YOURE GOING TO KILL US ALL FOR A SINGLE CRUMB OF TIGHT ELF DRUSSY???
>>723007991>CRUMB
>>723007954Sure, but only if unironically.
>>723007931I can't believe tencent is still advertising this game on 4chan.org/v after 2 years, incredible dedication. truly based 30% shareholders
>>723007991I KILLED YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE AN INHERENTLY EVIL DEVIL RACE, THE DRUSSY WAS A BONUS
>>723007503I wonder if mindflayer dick looks like a tentacle. I wonder if mindflayer dick detaches and lodged inside the female, like an octopus's.
>>723008076>I can't believe tencent is still advertising this game on 4chan.org/v after 2 yearsYou mean like they still advertise League? It's a package deal
>>723008094*raises paw* But Drow are incredibly evil themselves tho?
>>723007931Just take the L, people have btfo all your tourist level comments over and over and every time you ignore anything said that contradicts your view.
>>723008197Drows are abyss coded, of course the demonfucker hates order.
>>723008257her skin ick
>>722991374>halsin >valueI wanted to spare orin after she rid me of him. Unbelievable that he's mandatory and cannot be asked to leave after ending the shadowcurse.
>>723008197The basically already live in Hell so they aren't as bad>>723008261>abyss codedWhat does this mean
>>723007767If you're going to post trends at least post them with all the info (timeframe etc) and not just the map. I don't even get what are you trying to prove.
>>723008404do your fucking nails
Non elves are not even worth considering
>>723008439their bitch queen hides out in the abyss and they frequently worship demons and drink demon cum. Blood War generals probably tell their footmen that when they die they go to a demiplane full of underage drow women wives or something.
>>723008463
>>723008568>Human Mizora exists in the files but is unusedI am glad that there are several mods to fix this injustice.
>>723003051Swords bard is the single strongest character in the game, it's primarily an archer with 4 attacks per turn who builds acuity stacks and then dishes out irresistible crowd control.If you want to play a different flavour of physical gigachad, do a tavern brawler wooden elf monk. You're basically a superhuman.
>>723008597Certainly they should die then. Kill the tieflings, kill the goblins, kill the drow, kill the squids!
>>723007478Huh? It's among the most useless skills in the game. You can just break nearly everything and trigger traps from a safe distance.
>>723007016Well how could a male be pregnant? Not even Larian is that degenerate.
>can shapeshift to anyone you want>kills them beforehand so you don't have to listen to their annoying demands
>>723008691Swords Bard is literally good at everything out of combat too. You're a literal unstoppable god.
>>723009330Why is there a midget
>>723007919Eldritch Knight is kinda dull, i went with magic archer laezel instead and it was a hilarious shit stomp too, having 4 banishing shots in act 1 breaks entire game.
I love Minthara and Mithara loves me :)
>>723009378Because Halflings are funny
>>723009330One of my favourite things to do with a swords bard is to creatively murder foes by gathering them around my character via performance. You can land a glyph of warding to put everyone to sleep and then murder them all. Makes for an insane durge character too, you're a cheerful performer who is actually a murder machine.
>>723009318I want to give sarevok grandkids.
>>723007125Why does it look like this?
>>723010230Organic free-range bhaalspawn
>>723008234Jannies who delete facts take Ls. Enjoy your ads being exposed constantly. There's nothing you can do about it.
>>723010548Learn to english.
>>723010613Call out the issue in that sentence Chang.You lost
>>723009330I didn't know people picked the twink body type
>>723010807What are you talking about?
The never reported sales because it's a flopped astroturf. And Tencent still owed Hasbro $90M. They are desperate for real sales now. They will never receive any because it's woke garbage.>It's suceeded>post sales>steam numbersnot botted free copies. actual sales. they don't exist
>>723010802Fags do exist it seems
>>722986952You say that like I haven't been crankin my bacon to old hags for a decade at this point.
>>723009058Im gonna rape you in RL when i find you.
>723010886Please don't feed the troll/schizo.
>>723010886Just reposting hearsay and rumors as fact.
>>723010989Fag here, it's big body type or bust.
>>723003051Throw barb destroys everything. Also you can get Fighter momentum on any class by simply multiclassing 2 levels into it and grabbing Action Surge. Many other classes have Extra Attack, which you'd know if you'd play the game.
>>723011406Isn't throw still bugged?
>>723011548>buggedHuh?
>>723011270Your the cooler type of fagmstill lame tho
>>723011548If by bugged you mean throw being strong as fuck on barb then yeah, It's probably bugged as shit
>>723011595>>723011694https://www.google.com/search?q=baldurs+gate+iii+bugged+throw
>>723011694Its funny that they added an even stronger thrkw cnetered sublass
>>723011756never had that happen to met. throwfag with 2k+ hours of BG3
Ahem>Realms Restored>No Alphabets>Civ 5 Narrator>Wyll of NeverwinterThere, the game is now fixed from activist self-insert bix nood negroids, gay xim-xers, any mentions of men having (((husbands))) are removed from notes, dialogue, diaries, every spectrum-troon is now either male of female, no snarky Karen narration, no wasted companion slot on a nigger, and more. Game time!
What are some fun class and race combos to play? I don't want to do the prexisting characters.
>>723011756I'm not going to search through your fag videos. Tell me what's wrong or it didn't happen. Act 3 with playing Frog as throw barb/thief/fighter multiclass and throw works fine.
>>723003015This sounds like something Ed Greenwood would write.
>>723011850hello snowflake~
>>723011756I'm not going to read this shit. There are two issues involving thrown weapons.>Throwing a weapon at an enemy to start combatIt won't return to you.>Making another action before the thrown weapon returns to your handIt won't return to you.
>>723011962I actually just copied some info about hyenas from google and replaced hyena with drow
>>723011850I am using Realms Restored but I am not using the others.
>>723011901Lolthsworn Drow beastmaster ranger with spider familiar
>>723012086That also sounds like something Ed Greenwood would do.
>>723011850Wooow, change nigga into knifear nigga, how fun!kys fantasy secondary tard
>>723012086Fits gnolls to a T
>>723011901Fun is subjective; only you can decide that.Watch videos of the classes to see which appeal to you.If by fun you specifically mean overpowered, there are some hints in this thread already.>>723011925>Tell me what's wrongI don't think you understand what a question is. >>723012078Thank you for answering my question.
>>723012078>Throwing a weapon at an enemy to start combatThis should be>Throwing a weapon at an enemy from stealth
>>723011901You can respec any origin character into any class, but you probably weren't asking that. >Eldritch thrower>Hunger of Hadar / Eldritch Blast knockback lock>Controller Lore Barb> Open Hand / Thief knockback monkGroup enemies together prebattle with minor illusion. Drop HoH to slow, damage and blind them. The shooting gallery is now set. Thrower begins tossing Nyrulna and proccing tons of reverberation and thunder damage. Lock Blasts 4 enemies back into the cloud each turn. Monk knocks back anyone who makes it through or downs them prone. Barb infuses party with 1d8 bonuses, rerolls, casts laughter/hold/command/confusion to enemies who teleport to safety. It's pretty satisfying to see all the pieces work together. That said, the game is way too easy to require any metagaming or minmaxing. Just pick and use whatever looks cool to you.
>>723011962Yep, he did tell us about drow breastmilk and cum taste after all.
>>723012174>NOOO there MUST be niggers every 10 meters or I'll go INSANE!!!! MY HECKING WIFE WILL SEE THIS MOD IN MY MANAGER!!Lmao >>723012078>It won't return to youThere are many weapons that have build in mechanics to return them to the wielder, furthermore Eldritch Knight can bound any weapon in the game to return to the equipped slot if disarmed or thrown. You didn't play the game.
>>723012431>There are many weapons that have build in mechanics to return them to the wielder,I know that, the Return Pike, Nyrulna and whatever Giant Barb weapon still won't return under those circumstances.
>>723012431nah some of the returning weapons will occasionally bug out and not return. I've had it happen most consistently with opening combat via throwing but every so often it'll bug out or just lag and you have to actually wait a moment for the game to register the weapon should be in your hands. I mean, really now, is a returning weapon not returning really that farfetched considering your time with BG3?
>>723012578I haven't witnessed this bug and of course it's possible. However, have you noticed how many utter tourists flock around this game? It's far more likely that noob isn't doing something right rather than basic mechanics like this breaking all the way on patch 8. That said, all I can offer is "works on my machine".
>>723010802Not a huge fan of the shredded body type
>>723012756>I haven't witnessed this bugThen you haven't spent much time playing a thrower.
>>723012756I'm at the point with the game that I'm no longer disappointed by the bugs and delighted to see them, provided they don't result in total party wipes. In the most recent fight defending Isobel at Last Light, one of the flying ghouls clipped into the ceiling of her room. I couldn't hit it with melee, arrows, or spells but he somehow managed to bop isobel. I lol'd heartily.
it's all so tiresome
>>723012895I dunno I'm 60+ hours into this run and throw weapons return to the mainhand when appropriate. Piss and shit yourself for all I care.
>>723012756can you link the change list for this mod?
>>723008358just push him off a cliff and don't res after shadowcurse, i do that ever run.
>>723012998My head in his lap, please.
>>723013038I don't know what you're after specifically but the thread is here, along with other mods it leans on:https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=238105#p238107
>>723013370shilling your mod gross
>Doing a good Durge run>Meet Shadowheart's tranny friend>Kill him immediately after>Still receive an epilogue letter from him
>halsin, the arch druid, needs to be rescued by a few losers with brainslugs>proceeds to ditch his responsibilities for the second time and jerk off in your camp for all of act 1 and most of act 2>tells you to protect a portal while he kidnaps a child>requires you to go save a different shithead kid so you can grow flowers or something>spends all of act 3 complaining about city life and missing treesThe only reason to save him from the goblins is so you can trap him in the shadowfell forever
>>722986410this bitch? Throw her off a cliff.She can join the vampire twink.
>>723013370>pages of textHilarious read, thanks
>>723013421>NOOOOO You HAVE to witness niggers and gay marriage every 10 minutes goyI could give a fuck what you say, schizo. You stepped too far and got removed. Piss and shit yourself in fear.
>>723013632Stop being a sensitive shill
>>723012998
>>723013778Thanks for motivating me to bump 3 times more than what I was prepared for.
>>723013924oh no someone's triggered :(
what do drow pussy smell and taste like?
How is he so effortlessly cool and handsome?
>>723013971Let's keep going then, I don't mind.
>>723013715I prefer this Alfira. I am still pissed that she isn't a companion.>>723013632>>723013924I have that mod installed and I still want you to fuck off for being annoying.
>>723014060No i am not downloading your mod
>>723000560wrpg fans when its waifuslop but the girls are ugly
>>722991374KEK that is literally Halsin's jobI remember when i first played and heard that one of my team was kidnapped. Then i saw that she took fucking Halsin.LMAO. I should have been able to thank her instead of being forced to kill her.
>>723014146I don't care what someone destined to suicide within 6 months downloads or doesn't download
>>723014008you should ask him
>>723014215Aaa black people save me CHUDs
>>722986410She still loved me even though I ate too many tadpoles. I am loyal to Minthara, because she is ultimately loyal to me.
>>723014257you forgot the gigachad image
>>723014215How long did it take you to make the mod?
>>723014257Don't forget the weird quasi-asians, they can fuck off too
>>723014383how long did it take you to beat Baldur's Gate 3? there's a genocide happening in gaza and you're playing video games?
>>723014420AAAHH ASIANS SAVE ME CHUDS
>>723014504Make a better game next time and nerds wont fix your awful crap.
>>723014437Oh so you aren't even genuine about it, good to know, retard.
>>723014437as tempting as it sounds, I prefer playing video games
>>723014227
>>723012294>Jeet WyllThat is even worse than nig wyll
Durge redemption is my fav moment of all time. I even figured out how to record vids just to tape it for rewatch later. Withers actor absolutely sold it.
>tfw forgot to grab my contract from the pedestal before facing Raphael
>>723015004>this pic againPeople don't search "Baldur's gate 3", they search bg3, or baldur gate, or shit like that
>>722986410Fugly trannoid. And somehow old looking. Elves are supposed to be eternally youthful.
>>723015012okay gay scalie
new best mod just droppedhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/19120
>>723015096Don't bother. This faggot goes on about the truth, yet he himself is completely blinded by his own confirmation bias.
>>723014882Is he the greatest successful self-insert of all time?
>723015172You keep using words like truth and objectively, yet when put to the proof you cannot produce any of these things.
>>723015132Am not! I just like cool things and dramatic angsty stories.
You can search for trends on both bg3 and baldur's gate 3 by date. the second it was called out bg3 isn't searched for hardly at all, tencent spiked the trend searches with bots post-launch.You have zero agument chang. You need to stop using this rebuttal.
That faggot being terminally buck broken for 2 years straight by a video game will never not be funny to me
Not an argument. Enjoy losing constantly for years on end.
Where are the sales?Why can't Swen say Taiwan? He's "Belgian"Why can't anyone debunk the facts in the posts they report?Why are these threads allowed when any other (non-chinese funded) game can't post fanboy threads?
fixing drow women with neutral good cock
>>722986410kek
>>723015004anon you made a typo i will fix it when i repost for you after seething janny censors your expose
>>723016001Roll 20 to see if you succeed (-2 for being a 4chin user)
fixing drow women with lawful evil cock
>>723016109How are you fixing when you both are evil
>>723016418(-1) x (-1) = +1
>>723016418That's the secret, there is nothing to fix because she is perfect
>>723016650
>"TENCENT could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be TENCENT anywhere." The cool breeze felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE CHINA" he thought. 'Down by the River' reverberated his entire studio apartment, making it pulsate even as the buy-one-get-one-free monster circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of chinese bots after dark. "With Google Trends charts, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
If evens, I will play a lawful goody goody paladinIf odds, a cartoonishly evil sorceror.
>>722986410>another horny and or seething thread about vidya womenget new material already
What's best for an evil playthrough : Origin or durge? do both changes a lot from each others?
>Thinking Minthara is edgy le evil characterDid anyone actually play the game? She disapproves of pointless violence. She even says in act 3 they should let the refugees in and make them work as guards, feed them and house them. This is probably some of the wokest shit anyone can come up with. She even says it's the smart one who recognizes unnecessary suffering of innocents, rather than one of soft hearted one. As far as Drow go she's a treehugger.
>>723016902here friend, for your paladin playthroughhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/19120
>>723017018You mean Tav or Durge or origin as in origin laezel/shadowheart/astarion etc?
>finally sit down and play/finish BG3>No mention of ward>Only a loose reference to the novel donut steelSo where is the original player character during this crisis?
>>723017127Sorry I got dumb, It meant it as Tav
>>723017180The game takes place ~120 years after BG2.
>>723017018Durge is all about Baal spawn story line. General evil moments get special durge options and a lot of exclusive events on top. But you get railroaded into RPing crazy evil maniac often. If you want a more personal evil story than go generic Tav.
>>723017018There's no reason to not pick Durge, ever>Lawful good runDurge has options to resist the urges, giving the character more depth and a backstory, as well as a proper redemption arc>Evil runWorks very well with both true evil and conflicted evil angles. Tav can either fully embrace his Bhaal roots or simply be an unwilling participant>But I like companion XYou learn more about any companion by not playing as them. By putting one of the origin characters as your main you'll never hear their input on events, you'll never learn about their pasts, besides it'll fully break immersion having Lae'zel prance around doing sidequests when she's clearly driven by her Gith protocols to seek a creche.
>>723017263Tav is what you use when you want a truly blank slate character. Durge has an established, if murky, backstory. Most people recommend doing a Tav run first and then do Durge but it doesn't really matter.
>>723017018Genuinely durge is the way to go. Its actually baffling they didn't make him the default
>>722986517Hot drow dommy mommy, i dont understand what other reason you need
>>723003625:D
>>723017660They were probably worried about retards fucking up, facing a consequence of role playing and then squealing about it.Depressingly, they were also probably right.
Is it true the game is considered too long if you have the difficulty too high?
Ask Deepseek Wong
>>723018035Nah difficulty has nothing to do with that. Enemy turns can take some time to get through when there's tons of them but it's not the worst thing in the world.Also Act 3, you'll likely feel like you're being inundated with pointless sidequests. Don't be afraid to say 'fuck that' and just focus on what you want to focus on.
Considering how there's so many of them, and seemingly the custom gear system literally works with them, I don't understand why there is no playable Goblin
>>723018262They have slightly different bodies, which was a mistake. They should've just been green gnomes and someone like Sazza or Gribbo should've been a companion.
Why does Shadowheart get all the good porn?
>>723018035Not really, the difficulty mostly focuses on AI behaviour and abilities rather than turning them into damage sponges. At worst you’ll have moments where you’re desperately trying to keep someone alive that can extend fights, but that’s about it.Also as said by the other anon, Act 3 has a bunch of >aren’t you level 12 yet?!Side quests that you can cheerfully skip but will bloat the time if you complete all of them
does she sell her body concealed behind a communist veil like her game did? hanging out with goblins is pretty much the same as hanging out with chinese
>>723018592Whoever thought this was a good idea for act 3 was a complete idiot, I almost gave up the game because it was just too much stuff
Imagine if the whole game was set in the city. Rivington/Wyrm's Crossing, lower & upper city, the sewers. Plenty of meat there, we didn't need to fuck around in the wilderness fellating tieflings and druids, kissing goblin feet, dicking around in the underdark with duergar and mushrooms.
>>723016882nice lol
>>723018908People would complain it's not fantasy enough. Gotta have hiking and caves and shit. Wilderness biomes could be done within cities through magic and shenanigans tho. Waterdeep is probably the best for that, it's magical and wild as shit.
>>723017267Hmm that's a good excuse. I thought it was 20 not 120
>>722986952No. On the contrary, it's working too well. WAY too well.
>>723018035It's just the pacing that crumbles in act 3. The first two acts are neatly paced, side quests make sense in the overarching narrative. Then at the end of act 2, the curtain is pulled and the tension is building to a finale. Then you get to act 3 the party is expected to bother looking for missing letters or somebody hooking up donation toys with explosives. Why would the party give two fucks about these issues when supposedly the Elder Brain is days away from taking over and ending the world? They should have flipped acts 2 and 3 around somehow.
>>723019542Don't think too hard about it though or you'll realize that Balduran being a mindflayer makes no sense.
>>723018584>Look up Minthara porn>75% if created for schizos who want to see cocks on womenIt's all so tiresome
>>723020013futafags deserve the rope'heroine_defeated' always needs more content
>>723020247This has opened my eyes
This schizo unironically made me buy the game
>>723020449based
I don't understand why they made the Gith dudes so ugly, the women looks pretty cool but the dudes just look strange and not in a cool way,
>>723020489endure
>>723020489Stop trying to fuck frogs.
>>723020489Install realms restored, 85% of the vanilla NPCs are ugly as shit. Ugly in a Bioware type.
>>723018584We need more minthy art. If she's preggo even better.
>>723021086take your meds schizo nigger
>>723021297you're going to be here all day choking on these NUTS nigga
>Ranger Swarmkeeper (jellyfish)>Blade of Oppressed Souls or Ketheric's Hammer>Braindrain Gloves>resonance stoneFun psychic damage build that isn't just shadow blade hexblade shit.
>>723021470>I-win stonePointless to even play with that item. Do you have a mod that increases difficulty or something?
>>722986410Horrible voice.
>>723020921This is after we conquer baldur's gate (without tadpoles because that's boring) and she becomes my queen
>>722990264Well if they did that they failed miserably because even the ugly old hag Viconia from this game looks better than Minthara
>>723021712Sexy, demanding, smoker voice
>>723021798What!
>>723011850ahem>*bans your shitty mod*it's that easy to make the incel virgin seethe for years.
>>723021974>embarrass yourself in literally every BG3 thread of the past two yearsyes we are the ones who are bothered
>>722986410white pubes
>>723022115holy shit he's getting fucked DABBED on by everyone and the janniesRIP bozo this is so embarrassing for him
Is this spam autism normal for BG3 threads?I get that it's a very popular game that's easy to hate, still didn't expect it to mindbreak so many insanefags. How one bear can do so much dmg, must have been a nat 20 roll.
>>723014012>Wh*te dragonlet>Is actually a serious threatBhaal probably stole him from Tiamat's panty drawer and tells himself he made him.
>>723018584>still no wolf rapeI'm not seeing good porn anywhere.why is there a pokemon cynthia x shadowheart comic? spit it out which one of you made this shark jump of a pairing?
One of my favorite mods is that one that lets your weapon coatings last until long rest. Using even the worst poisons becomes better when you don't have to remember to apply it before battle or waste a bonus action applying it. >arrow of many targets with a bow coated in crawler mucus/drow poison
>>722986410>__ussyfaggot meme
>>723022263Yes, though the severity ebbs and flows. Sometimes he just drops a few images, sometimes he acts like a passive aggressive bitch to get replies on top of spamming (like this thread).He once had a meltdown and spent a week spamming the same image every minute, on the minute, stopping only for a few hours of sleep every day. You have to understand that this is a case of barely functional autism mixed with extreme schizophrenia, leading to someone who has invented a justifiable cause in their head for endless spanking and will literally never get bored of of it.It’s honestly bizarre that nobody has ‘tard wrangled him yet.
>>723022562Get that thong out of your bussy, player.
>>723022627>You have to understand that this is a case of barely functional autism mixed with extreme schizophrenia, leading to someone who has invented a justifiable cause in their head for endless spanking and will literally never get bored of of it.Pretty interesting phenomena. I've seen this happen on various boards for different reasons.I mean autists with schizophrenia who will literally spam porn or edits for 9 hour in a row every day for YEARS. Never stopping. Never getting bored.Some retards are on a 9 year streak by now. And it's almost always totally irrelevant, mundane topics like some niche video game.Completely fascinating that these people not kill themselves.
>>723022096It's probably not surprising but all those mods have been taken down from Nexus a long time ago. Mods that remove whites to plug in more blacks are ok tho.
Act 3 sucks assthat is all
>>723022551>lets your weapon coatings last until long restit was funny to dip on infinite wyvern poison in the early patches. But why would you do that? drow posion and mucus are plenty enough, game isn't about fighting trash mobs foreverwhich I am doing while playing NWN, how the fuck is Swordflight supposedly one of the best mods that shitpile has if almost all the combat is just copypasted stock enemy spawn slop?
>>723022879good
>>723022879I'm not talking about Nexus anon. sometimes you must understand that people don't want vile shit or uninspired shit plastered around.
>>723022925if you want to have fun in NWN play a caster class
>>723022948Agreed, I can't wait to die for Israel
What are some "fun" builds where your character has a lot of utility? I'm in my first playthrough on Act 3 as a 10 Swords Bard / 2 Hexblade build, and while it shits out damage with a lot of durability, it's really just using booming blade / melee attack repeatedly. At the same time, martial companions like Karlach / Laziel also just feel like 90% of their gameplay is just using regular melee/throw attack. To me it seems like the only classes that advance beyond that are things like Sorc/Wizard or other hard casters, but then it feels like you need to long rest much more frequently, since they feel like shit when you've just got cantrips.
>>723023074>Narrator: "The brainworms tingle in response"
>>723022627Damn, that's kind of epic, in an absolutely retarded way possible. On brand for this place.I've mostly stayed away from public discourse of the game precisely because of shit like that. Years of RPGs taught me it's a bit of a fools errand to talk about them on the net and attract certain kind of aggressive autism. It's surreal how long people are assblasted about same shit in morrowind for example. Oh well.
>>723023046well as it turns out I am playing a druid and it is not exactly fun watching wererat pack nº152 nat20 3 call lightnings in a row so I'm forced to long rest a gorillion maps away. I would wildshape for more fun, but every lvl 5 rogue in that fucking mod has like +17 to hit and 5 attacks. Lucky for them their weapons are make-belive so I can't look and get rich.
i fucking hate video game romances so i have to listen to withers call me bitchless every run.
>>723002964Gale let's you skip the last boss on a honor mode run
>>723023493The anon walkest alone!
>>723023402if you are playing druid focus on your persistent AoE spells, early on grease and spiked growth will wreck shit, layer them down and pull as many mobs into them as you can, kite stuff back into it if they escape, its very efficient. later you will get stuff like stonehold and creeping doom and storm of vengeance. creeping doom in particular is game breaking and one of the best spells in the game
>>723023096Openhand monk with Durge origin has good options to play around with and isn't very complicated. More complicated play comes usually from item synergies with class features. Also play on Honor mode, or at least custom option the single save mode. You'll use your tools a lot more because you can't save them for a harder battle in the future, as this might be the battle where your party dies and the run ends.
>>723023493"i hate romances" is a cope, you just have no game, anon-kun. you couldn't land shadowheart or gale even though they throw themselves at you?
>>723023841if you don't even have to try is it even special?
>>723023671agreed on the later spells, but Swordflight is low level slop and most enemies (even random farts like a shark or something) have DR 5/+2 at least because calimsham is just built differently I guess. and also 15 levels of rogue dip so no dex save shenanigans. One stonehold ends the fight, yeah. or it should end, if the companions could hit anything worth shit before getting turned into minced meat the second one of the 20 back alley hobos with a vorpal double axe rolls a nat 20. I hope things get better in ch3 and onwards, this shit is not looking good.
>>723011850Based mod makers
>>723023886that makes it all the more pathetic you can't pull it off
>>723011850>>Civ 5 Narrator
>>723023940what makes you think i haven't done the romances? just because i don't do them anymore doesn't mean i have never done them. they are just so poorly written and awkward that its not worth doing on replays anymore. i've never been compelled by any romance written into any video game.
>>723022914The entire game sucks ass, act 3 is just the biggest shit kernel of the turd mountain.
what happen if you recruit NO ONE?
>>723024079oh yeah, right, right. i gotcha. also, the final boss is boring. not because you can't beat it but because it's poorly written and awkward, right?
>>723024186nothing happens
>>723024218well the final boss is kinda boring, but mostly because i just sacrifice gale.
>>723024186its just you, withers and scratch if you got him at the ending party.
>>723024079You're genuinely a shut-in neet, aren't you? Frog romance is one of the best in any game.
>>723024365nuking the shit-for-brains was great though>what about my 5 phases 25 hours long final boss ending on a fight on top of a submarine against a super human shaped absolute?!this isn't final fantasy.
>>723024494the best romance in a video game isn't a really high bar, but i will agree its the most interesting romance in the game. its just not interesting enough for me to ever do it again.
>>722986517Someone that won't cry and whine everytime a little orphan blood is shed.Also a purple cock holder.
>>722990853No?But I got it using an expanded party mod and had everyone minus bear in it.
>>723017058>She even says in act 3 they should let the refugees in and make them work as guards, feed them and house themShe wants them to work as slaves>feed themYou might have misheard, she was completely open to the idea of eating them as a nutrition source
>>723024597There's way more of an developing arc than what's seen in pedophile anime games or Bioware slop. Frog going from stern "Speak." to gentle "How may I help?" won't register if you're autistic though.
>>723025078>She wants them to work as slavesThe refugees will be granted citizenship, housing, food and in return they will carry their weight. This is hardly "edgelord" thinking but rather pragmatic and strategic, totally appropriate for her character. >You might have misheard, she was completely open to the idea of eating them as a nutrition sourceOnly says this is Durge suggests it (ie the player needs to be the edgelord), and even then only suggests to cannibalize the weak and the elderly. The young should be trained as soldiers.
arabella
>>723017058I did, she's typical lawful evil, she says the refugees should be kept as slaves and if they work had enough and survive may one day earn their freedom.>wokeOh, you are a retard.
>>722988159A druid polymorphing into a bear IS bestiality
>>722998421or a headless Karl...ACK
>>723025467>There's way more of an developing arc than what's seen in pedophile anime games or Bioware slop.okay? nowhere did i imply that those games were any better. when i said i hate video game romances i meant it. they are almost always cringe and weird and 95% of the time feel like they were written by people who have never been in a relationship in real life before.
>>722986410Unironically, does she have enough content to justify choosing her as a waifu? I like her, she's hot and gay shit is disgusting but they deleted most of her content for gay reasons didn't they?
>>723026724They removed her pregnancy.
>>723026724They deleted 3 ambiguous lines suggesting that she may be pregnant and possible cucked you. Narratively if you went to the creche Minthara & Lae'zel companions make the most sense, leaving you with one free slot.
>>722986410People been posting about her as if she's a recruitable party member. But bitch was EVIL. Had to put her down. Is she a party member for like chaotic evil playthroughs or something? That said, they did away with alignments in 5E so I dunno.
>>723027070Put Astarion on 3rd so you get his whole thing in Act 3.Kill all the other fuckers play as Shadowheart
>>723027217You can get her as a party member by destroying the grove or knocking her out instead of killing her and she'll show up at Moonrise to recruit. She is evil but a good character
>>723027217She had her brain schizo hijacked for your first impression of her. That's the written justification anyway, it's obviously because the writers couldn't figure their shit out. Same reason Halsin went from a decent druid bro character to some flanderized turbofaggot.
>>723027217She wasn't necessarily evil, just under Kethric's Absolute cult influence. After her trial the two halflings interrogators are erasing her mind, along with her initial zealot worship of the absolute. So when you recruit her she's in the same stage as Lae'zel, a fundamentalist who's worldview has just come crashing down and their motivations align with the player to see the quest through to the end. Then again I don't see the goblins as evil either. They're very open about their jewishness, willing to work for the highest bidder without any moral compass. Sure, they do have a cruel nature and find pleasure in harming others. Minthara doesn't align with them.
>>723027427>knocking her out instead of killing herI keep forgetting that's a thing.
>>723026724She has great dialogue linesBut she doesn't have a personal quest, so I wouldn't say she has lot of contentStill a must have for an evil run
>>723027426Play as DurgeFulfill Shart into Selunite destinyDrop her from the party after rescuing her parents, then replace her slot with Astarion and engage the Cazador questline. There, I saved you at least 1 rerun
>>723027449>>723027442She was CE because of brainwashing but her true self is still LE
>>723027526>Reddit UrgeNah
>>723027486Her trap notification is the best line>A trap! I suggest we send our least favorite ahead.
>>723027571Not playing as Dark Urge would be like playing KOTOR as someone other than Revan
>>723027745Imagine going through KOTOR2 as Bao Dur
>>723027217Minthara is very inconsistently written. Sometimes a ruthless pragmatist who disapproves of random slaughter and warns Durge to control himself, other times she's a cackling cartoon villain.
>>723027571>Thinks Durge run is about edgelording and massacring everything in sightRetard. Resisting Durge is just Tav + bonus backstory that ties in with the chosen and gives more context as to why you're present at all in the story. There's only 2 forced NPC kills in the entire run. Standard Tav or Origin is the actual redditors choice.
>>723027471This is the only time it relevent
>>723027841>It is a sharp mind that recognizes the unnecessary suffering of others - not a soft heart She's more nuanced than Grove bootlickers will let you believe. Drows aren't advocating pointless violence, but rather efficient violence and creating frightening examples for would-be apostates. This is probably why edgelords get confused at her approval/disapproval reactions too.
>>723027841She's a woman
>>723028075You also need to use passive attacks if you want Minsc
>>723028075There were masked people in the hag's lair, but apparently they die if you try to take off their masks either way. And even after you kill her, they refuse to take them off. Fucking bullshit.Anyway, so, from now on, I shouldn't KO any important NPCs instead of killing them? I killed the drow because the druid wouldn't leave until all three leaders were dead. I forgot KO is effectively the same thing. Or does the game make a distinction and he'd demand I finish her off or something?
>>723028273There are only two times outside Minthara where you should use KO and it is made readily apparent both times.
>>723028273Damn dude your run is going to be crap without mommy Minthy. Just reload and do it right.
>>723017361>>723017018Origins are fun for Wyll and Karlach. Wyll because its the only way to play a real Warlock in the game. Karlach because she has a bunch of extra dialog and narration for some reason. I'd also recommend just playing Gale if you're being a Wizard, because his Godhood quest is fun to do yourself. Astarion, Shart, and Laezel really don't have much to give.
>>723027841Sounds like your woman
>>722986410I love Minthara.
>>723030146
Where did all those closet gays come from?
>>723030216>China excluded
>>723029472Does playing Wyll actually pay off or am I getting meme'd again?Tried to do Lae'zel origin and it didn't really work out very well. I had already completed the game as Tav, so I knew a lot about Frog. Playing as her felt like Lae'zel was totally absent, ironically. You'd never hear her directly respond to anything, and even some lines that were voiced when she's a companion weren't voice when playing party face.
>>723030456Does it payoff? Depends in what senseYou get to play warlock having an actual patronWyll will be absent, it will be your OC, this is a good thing if you don't care about wyll (so if you are part of 90% of players)
>>723030765I modded him to be a white man so I do care about him. I just haven't done a run where Wyll or Karlach are present. In other words, if other than the Mizora being shown in game there is no significant exclusive content? I'd recon its better to play Tav and have Wyll & Karlach in the core party to finally explore their stories. I still don't even know what the soul coins do after 200+ hours.
>>723016027Cum brained chud
So if the game isn't a chinese scam, why do the jannies keep removing any information that it is?
>>723000073Except to gain her as a companion, you lose out on two others.
>>723022925Swordflight is fun to the same people that like Etrian Odyssey and other blobbers. Its a combat grind that rewards minmaxing and using every item. It isn't a good game, but its a good build autism simulator.
What are Larian's other games like? I need a nice cosy CRPG to take me into shitty eurowinter now I've finished Infra and V rising
>>722986410Literally built for my big Durge cock.
Minthara forcing me down onto my hands and knees and pegging me right in the middle of our camp in front of the entire party
>>723031842Instead of coming up with builds you just place barrels and the writing is overtly LOL RANDUM
>>723031842Whimsy
>>723013924>half orc woman tavern guard woke>human woman tavern guard not woke?????
>actual fucking mods (albeit homosexual) are coming outFucking finallyhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/10000
>modsNo thanks
>>723033458You forgot to mention the part where the half-orc had pink LGBTQ hair, which was clearly some activists self-insert. You are now removed from my game.
he's still doing it...
>>723033618is it a male or a female?
>>723034457It's not a "he", it's a python script the schizo paid some chink to write for him. It's pretty hilarious how much he exactly what he pretends to detest.
>>723034631It's not a script he's literally in here having a melty because he will reply to posts specifically if you provoke him.
>>723035030Judging by the ever changing filenames, sizes, and resolution, he's using a proxynigger site too
>>723035140What's the endgame here? BG3 was already a success, copies have been bought and awards have been claimed. Does the schizo think if he spams enough he will timetravel into another universe or how does one justify this behavior to themselves?
>>723035030>he's literally in here having a melty because he will reply to posts specifically if you provoke him.Grim
>>723031481Slopflight is just slog after slog. I just got into the goblin forest area, found that the town was being besieged by some lu-bu dynasty warriors number of goblins, which should send half of the fucking faerun into high alert but somehow don't. I get rid of them, ignoring the highly suspicious goblin chieftain with 250 HP and +24 to hit and its 420 goons and liberated the town.Cool, then I dig into the forest to save the soldiers sent to hold the town. After clearing the forest and saving the soldiers, I clear the south of the forest and save more soldiers, then I clear the north of the forest and save more soldiers, then I clear the east of the fores and save more soldiers, then I see one (ONE) aranea, so the story maybe is adv-no, I just kill it then save more soldiers and clear the east. then I enter some caves and clear it. then I need to sleep but get ambushed by 9 goblins, 5 hobgoblins and 15 bugbears, 3 of which are level 17 goblin archwizards. no matter, after watching those faggots chain crit me I rest again, reflecting on the fact that I just killed their entire platoon. I enter the fortress of the commanding officer and>there's a magic barrier you need to unlock in the fortressI go into more of the forest, where I clear the map and liberate some wyverns or some shit. they were hoarding a +1 scimitar.I leveled up twice just killing goblins.Bloatflight is impressive in dragging around like a snail with cancer for no fucking reason. And I'm just in chapter 2. I got baited by a cool act 1 dungeon. I should have noticed when most fights were "dude look 15 fucking stacked skeletons lamo". and people say this shit is hard? stacked enemies that eat a fucking call lightning and get deleted before the fight begins oh wait nevermind the goblin archer has as much HP as the bugbear berserker for some reason. 3 call lightning it is and now I need to rest. riveting combat. nevermind they never reaching my AC so I'm just drowning in goblin ass.
>>723038196Something something reject evidence of your eyes and ears something most essential command.It's almost impressive how much you deny reality
>>723040267You literally sound like more of a bot than anyone else in the thread.
>Jannies keep deleting the post You keep proving these are censored ad threads just fyi
>>723036506>finally get to the area "miniboss" or whatever after hours of slogging through goblin filth>it's some special oc hobgoblin with immunities and stat bloat out of the ass>kill him>"no u don't" special teleportation shenanigans save itsure whatever>enter the goblin fortress and fight a few thousands of hobgoblins>give up halfway and just run around invisible enjoying the noloot dungeon>enter boss arena, big hobgoblin faggots including the faggot I killed before fully healed of course and one spider nigger >ambush them with harm and kill them before they can outbloat me>"no u don't" special teleportation shenanigans AGAINYou know what? Looking back at NWN, I'm glad that BG3 is a thing. I'm glad that Larian Studios made cool stage fight puzzles out of D&D combat. I'm glad that CRPGs tanked in the 00s, I'm glad that we moved on from whatever this garbage was long ago. I'm glad that Sawyer made his gay fish novels full of cool loredumps. I'm glad that Owlcat made build autism slop palatable. I'm glad that Solasta. I'm just glad that CRPG has grown past D&D for good or worse.
oh now I get itthe retard is from /vg/. he's whoring himself to some proxy to spam threads in order to make people only go to the bg /vg/ threads, like the ffxiv autists.
>>723031842play divine divinity and find out
>>723040687You sound like a retarded idiot who finishes the game in 20 hours and claims its void of content. Just from the description of your shitty run I can tell you missed 75% of the content. Let me guess you immediately attacked the plant colony as well?
Remember that time you mistook a Witcher 3 thread as "Bg3 shilling" and had a melty?you are somehow worse then the Fallout 3 Indian.
>>723041140attack the what? you call 15 maps of goblin spam "content"?
>>722986410I've been carrying her corpse around all gameis there anything fun I can do with it
>fail honor mode repeatedly>come to fucking hate act 1 entirelyHitting level 5 is such a breath of fresh air. It's like getting a new job and giving your old boss and coworkers middlefingers. Fuck you goblins, fuck you druids, fuck you tieflings, fuck you spiders, fuck you ethel (but see you in act 3 cause you're my favorite npc), fuck you wilderness, fuck you underdark, fuck you duergar, fuck all those act 1 dialogues. No shadowheart, i dont give a fuck about you or shar. No laezel, i don't give a fuck about screaming neogis. Fuck you Astarion, you prissy whiney cunt shut the fuck up about cazador already. Wyll, dont ever talk to me about, you're just here so i can fuck mizora and get the infernal rapier. I aint feeding Gale anything ever again. Hate all these companions. Just let me trip attack bitches and disarm them and throw them into chasms and attack attack action surge attack bonus action attack motherfuckerssss
>>723011850What's wrong with the vanilla narrator?
>>723041631>didn't encounter the bard's quest >didn't encounter the dead mindflayer interrogation >didn't encounter the adventurer torture scene>didn't encounter the goblin witch's branding ritual>didn't get to throw stones with at the gay bear>didn't get encounter the wise ogre>didn't encounter the animal herding miniquest>didn't encounter the lolth spider feeding>didn't encounter the heroic hobgoblin>probably didn't find the hidden area upstairsThis all just from the goblin fortress, not to mention the forge, hostage gnome, sealed necromancer tome and more you probably missed at the goblin village. This is why I love reading these threads, you can tell how many thirdworlders are actually too stupid to play this game.>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I SHOULDN'T IMMEDIATELY KILL EVERYONEby not being a nigger who has immediate violence in its nature.
>>723042078Unc just keep one party member far enough away from enemies that it can escape combat and ressurect your party, retard
>>723042437I learned that lesson eventually but too late to save my sanity. I still enjoy the game even after beating honor mode, I just really don't want to be level 1-4 again. It's like trying to accelerate from a standstill in 4th gear.
>>723042107Terrible vocal fry and comes across as belittling the player, instead of impartially narrating the events happening. That's the first actually good use-case for AI generation I've seen. I don't know how consolefags are able to play this game for more than a few hours.
>>723042523now do bg1 on higher than core difficulty as a caster without cheesing area transitions
>>723042606I simply will not. I don't want to suffer anymore, anonymous. I want to feel good, like I did occasionally as a child.
>>723042523>Kill the demon on NautiloidInstant lvl 2>Go collect 4 member after crash, unlock Witherslvl 3>Slay the Owlbear with the absolute cultists, clear the gnolls and go collect the missing shipment chestlvl 4>Go get Hag's hair, proceed towards gob fort You'll be lvl 5 by now. I don't think you can die in act 1 if you understand how to use hold person / darkness.
>>723008234based
>>723042606The real hard part of this challenge is slogging through BG1
>>723042535>comes across as belittling the playerThis level of insecurity is completely new to me
>>723042336anon are you seriously trying to prove me right about the mod being bloat hell by proving there is bloat in it while projecting your third worlder blood?
>>723042523 Honestly that early game curve is *brutal*. You’re basically crawling through broken glass until level 5, then suddenly you’ve got actual options and don't feel like a drunken toddler trying to fistfight gods. I started pre-buffing like an obsessive maniac, throwing down every bless, barkskin and guidance I could just to scrape by. Almost threw the controller when those Intellect Devourers ganked Wyll before I even recruited him. Honor mode is less about being “hard” and more about getting bullied until the game finally lets you start punching back.
Yep, it's gamer time
>Trust the emperor implicitly without even thinking about it>He kills that weird gith faggot>Then proceeds to not betray you and actually works alongside you to defeat the big stupid brain>When everything is done and over, he just fucking peaces out without pulling some shit at the end>Just goes on vacationI need you guys to give me one disadvantage to siding with this fucking guy because I'm not seeing any. It is actually more surprising to me that he DOES NOT betray you if you decide to hand him the chaos emeralds.
>>723042913nta and i mostly agree with you, but occasionally she'll laugh at you sorta, like when failing to intimidate a guard. But that's what should happen, so dunno what he's on about.
>>723043207This is ridiculous. Pregnancy doesn't happen that fast and you cannot possibly lose to Barton. My dick absolutely got hard when losing to the harpies though. Seduction slowly eroding your team, losing control of them, the harpies killing them one by one.
>>723027841Sounds like the average drow, honestly. There should always be something to gain, unless it's really funny to kill someone, then it's cool.
>>723043305Do you remember what he was doing prior to the events of BG3? He does not simply "peace out", anon. That squid is going to worm his way back into control of the city. He won't be nether brain bad, but he will be a slippery squiddy tyrant and you helped him reascend by way of his manipulation of you. You got played.
>>723043305The emperor is one of those Neutral Evil types with hyperfocus that will never betray you because they want their shit done badly. he even has a meltie if you go out of his rails and starts calling him a controlling bitch faggot, but still helps you in the end.>>723043525also this. except that you can infer from the evil endings that he does fuck off from baldur's gate, so he really isn't lying. If you side with him as a mind flayer and team up in the ending you get messages from him saying that he's stablishing a wide network of corrupt evil fuckery in the background for you and him to abuse.
>>723043097Holy ESL, I can't even comprehend your chimpout. Anyone here speak thirdworlder and is able to translate this for me?
>>723043429>you cannot possibly lose to Bartonthey pack a punch in tactician/honour mode if you don't get them by surprise.does the mod work with skeletons?
>>723042336Anon, I don't think he was talking about BG3.
>>723043305The real disadvantage is that he fucking sucks in combat during the final battle. illithid Orpheus is way way better since he has all the upgraded versions of the illithid powers.
>>723043305If you don't agree with him about the enslaved gith, he almost immediately betrays the party and defects to the brain. He will be there on the final fight trying to kill you. The brain also reveals it initially gave the "good" mindflayer individuality so it could set in motion the events that eventually lead to the player killing the chosen, releasing the brain. So in a way whichever choice you make, the game tries to frame the narrative as the correct choice.
Even if I knew she was recruitable I killed her
I played paladin once and will never do it again. Hitting divine smite especially on crit feels so fucking good (dat sound effect) but oathbreaking feels wack and it's entirely up to larian to decide if something isn't in line with your order's tenets. it's usually clear enough but sometimes you have to squint and tilt your head to understand just why killing a clearly evil adversarial npc was a bad thing to do.
>>723045253Well did you promise the clearly evil adversarial NPC anything? I didn't have any issues keeping my paladin oath at all.
>>723045253I too become an oathbreaker and it felt kinda borked >Oath of Vengeance (morally ambiguous, description just says people wronged deserve to be avenged)>Druid Grove>Thiefling niglet gets killed by viper while trying to escape >Her parents are distraught >Later, Halsin returns to the Grove and exiles Kagha>Wander outside and hear a confrontation happening>It's the thiefling kids mother, standing next to a poisoned Kagha, about to deal the finishing blow>Choose [stand quietly and watch]>YOU BROKE YOUR OATH FAGGOTDid I? What was clearly indicated is that the wronged person (parent) was about to exact her revenge on Kagha. But the game interpreted that as the paladin choosing to withhold oath? Of course I was gonna slay her if the tiefling wasn't able to go through with it herself. What the fuck, was it a bug?Furthermore, it was far too easy to reclaim the oath, fully dissolving any weight that came from that consequence.
>>723045597You stood aside and did nothing instead of acting out vengeance, how are you surprised when you break your oath
Glad to ruin your day, you stupid chinkshill motherfucker>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centpostersretards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is>>>/bgg/If the truth bothers you we can keep posting ityou can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the threadbetter consult rapeape, low tier peonare you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?>thanks for bumpthis is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposedlol rapeape
>>723046974How are you still raging when the thread is finished?
