>Banjo devs go back and overhaul the entire game to fix all the issues>Still haven't added Jon back inI'm not still not buying
Who?
>>722990854Dish washer? NoDish washer? No.Dish washer.........
Literally who gives a single fucking shit about Jontron.
>>722990923THE SMBSMMMMMMMMMMM
I tried the demo. Wtf is wrong with this game? It somehow manages to both look and feel awful but I cant actually figure out why? Just weird.
>>722990992I still listen to his theme tune every now and then. It's pretty good
>>722990914Some far-right eceleb guy
>>722990992The Graming Grumps demographic
>should we fix the glaring game design and level design issues?>nah let's just stack more ue5 shaders and graphical effects on top and call it a remaster
>oh no! My obese numale celebrity got removed from the game, now I wont buy!When did this place become reddit?
>>722993567>t. hasn't played the game
>>722993567You wouldn't lie on the internet,would you?
>>722990794>fix all the issuesHahaha no not really. They fixed some issues, but not the core issues. It's mediocre instead of outright bad now but who cares
ok?
>>722990794oh my god.....you mean POOPYPOO3437???? OH MY GODDD POOPYPOO3437 THE INTERNET CRITIC STREAMER CELEBRITY MAN???? YESS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING INTERNET MAN YAAAAAAS IFUCKING LOVE POOPYPOO3437 LE INTERNET CELEBRITY MAN *LE TWITTER SCREENCAP UHHHHHHHH WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS /V/BROS???? WAS HE RIGHT WAS HE WRONG EW WHAT A RETARD OPINION I FUCKING HATE POOPYPOO3437 OMG BROS POOPYPOO3437 IS TRENDING ON SHITTER HE SAID NIGGERS ARE FILTHY POOPY SKINS ON MINECRAFT TWITCH STREAM UHHH BASED??????ASED LE REDPILLED POOPYPOO3437 IS DARE I SAY......................./OURGOY/????? ABSOLUTELY BASED POOPYPOO3437 WHAT VIDEOS OF HIS SHOUSLD I CHECK OUT BROS WAS HE BASED?????? IS HE CRINGE?????? LE ZOOMIE ZOOMER BOOMER DOOMER OOMER PEEPOOMER ummmmMMm POOPYPOO3437BROS WHAT IS THIS??? HE LIKES TRANNY NIGGERS WTFUCK NOOOOOO POOPYPOO3437BROS........FUCKING CRINGE LE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN NOOOOOOOO POOPYPOO3437 NOT LE INTERNET CRITIC E-CELEB MAN FROM JEWTUBE NOOOOOOOOOO KEEP TALKING ABOUT POOPYPOO3437 YAAAAAAS POOPYPOO3437 YASSSSSS INTERNET MAN
Jon died and his parrot ate him
>>722999791>/v/ freaks out over DEI games not having integrity>somehow this is ok
>>722990794I'm craving for some 3d bing bing to play on ps5 other than astrobot, will this actually sratch that itch?
>>722990794>Fix all the issuesALL of them you say. Did they fix it being a completely forgettable, tedious mess.
>>723001748this guy about to report /v/ to the e-celeb police
>>723001743Nah, the furthest in the Jontron Timeline is the Home Alone episode in which Jacques is dead
>>722991208It's pretty easy to understand>Banjo Kazooie devs want to make new Banjo Kazooie>Aren't allowed because they don't own Banjo Kazooie>Try to make it anyway but replace everything that made Banjo Kazooie memorable with original content>The original content is badAlso them trying to make this game functionally Banjo Threeie by taking everything Tooie did but more even though nobody played or liked Banjo Tooie because it was a clusterfuck that missed the absolute point of what made the first game fun.
>>723002439>Banjo Kazooie devs want to make new Banjo Kazooiemostly nuts and bolts devs, honestly
rare is dead
>>723002439What actually happened>SOME Banjo devs work on Yooka>couldn't get most of the devs which lead to retarded decisions like putting a guy who worked in fucking QA as the Lead Designer role
>>723002817>>723002741I didn't say all Banjo Kazooie devs but I will append my statement to say>Some Banjo Kazooie devs
I'm liking the game but it runs like utter dogshit despite my PC being good. What do? Why the fuck isn't there proper graphics settings options?
>>723002898>Why the fuck isn't there proper graphics settings optionslazy programmers. cant rebind keys eitherit runs like shit on everything i hear. demo ran far worse so they at least improved it, so thats *something*
>>722996584>It's mediocre instead of outright bad nowi beat it last night, its pretty much this.also they also removed the banjo kazooie talk sounds per word and no more quizzes in story sadly
>>723002879Have a good day, anon.
>>723003319The quizzes getting moved isn't a huge loss. The quiz in Banjo was a fun surprise and they had lots of fun questions in there because the devs were aware they had plenty of memorable shit in the game, Banjo's levels have plenty of unique setpieces and landmarks and NPCs and enemies. Yooka's levels really don't.
>>722990794Theyve made it marginally more playable but the levels suck. I get where they're coming from giving you all the moves from the get, but that really wasn't even a problem, the core issue is how shitty ugly and aimless the maps are. Play the Ice level and tell me that shit is good
>>723003462Does the N64 graphics mode still weirdly tank game performanceInb4 "ITS ON PURPOSE THE N64 RAN LIKE SHIT" Its clearly an optimization issue as my desktop runs it fine, but the steam deck runs it like shit specifically in N64 graphics mode
>>722992528Most current game grumps fans weren't even born yet when the show started
>>723003021So, what's the fucking purpose of this remaster? If I wanted to start with all fucking moves then there was probably already a mod that did that
>>723003691I honestly haven't checked. I think the N64 graphics mode looked like shit so I never tried it out.
>>723003828>Why did Nintendo even bother making super mario bros 3? There's probably already a mod for super mario bros 1 that turns the game into an entirely different game
>>723003960That's not even close to the same thing
>>723003960kys nintendo vegan
the new pc camera controls are super weird
>>723003960Since when is Mario 3 a farted out remaster of Mario 1?
>>722990794I don't know how to explain this but I've avoided this game due to how the characters look and move. It looks extremely unnatural compared to every other mascot platformer
>>722990794Why bother trying to make the first one less bad? Just do a sequel and make it good.
>>723005329Its likely to regain good will from people since the decent games they made afterwards flew under the radar
>>723005945playtonic itself has only made TIL since the first game and it also sucked balls
Reminder that Playtonic is a chud company now since they fired all their women. Do NOT support them.
>>723003319The quizzes in YL were awful anyways>hey exactly how many quills do you have right now?I'm not keeping track of that shit, ask me to identify parts of levels or pick-up sounds or something, how did they get it this wrong?
It's fun.
>>723003319>they also removed the banjo kazooie talk sounds per wordSoulless
>>723003884>n64 graphics mode>looks identical to ps2Bottom pic looks like a screenshot of kingdom hearts 1 lmao
>>723010001Even the platonic devs themselves forgot what n64 games actually looked like
