I've been waiting all waheek for this klomoment!
>>722997258We all know what these threads are for anon. You don't have to hide it.
>>722997464the threads are for klonoa...that's it. what do you mean?
>>722997464To remind people that all Klonoa games are about coping.
>Klonoa Katurday>100% dead thread
>>722998380You're starting to piss me of... I'm gonna go nightmare mode
>>722998539Is that like feral mode where you throw your poop?
>>722998598Stop
Garment
Pigment
These games ask impossible questions.
>>722998901I don't get what the plots and plot twist is even about. The sequels all seem to ignore the end-game Klonoa plot-twist, and just have him be some asshole with a grandpa.
>>722999081sounds like media illiteracy to me
Klonoa's writer sure seems to love figments.
>>722999603when you klonoa schizopost but you haven't slept for 72 ohurs
>>722999853How is it schizoposting? It's from the NES RPG that the Klonoa creator wrote.
>>722999953it's funnier if you pretend this is an incoherent recollection of Klonoa 2
I will post this big klonoa and leave.
>>723000029Well the ending kind feels like Klonoa 2's ending so it's not that far off.
>>723000402Just a few lines that are very similar between the games.
>>723000046You sure you don't wanna stay? :(
>>723000863
God I wish Klonoas were real...
>>723000906sorry but that's the only big klonoa I have, best to as the drawfag who drew it if he wants to do another one because he draws a cute klonoa and it's clear he's an enjoyer of many klonoas.
>>723001560You could still just...hang out... you don't have to leave :(
>>723001673Sorry, I don't belong to this world. I have an epilogue to catch.
>>723002041wait a second, don't roleplay as me, I'm me dammit.
>>723002091It's just like the plot twist in that RPG.
>>722997258I felt like he needed a re-design
>>723002689
klonoa happy meal
>>723004874Stop it or else
>>723005367That's far enough. Take one more step and I'll forget the sadness of that moment, and then Lunatea will cease to be!
I can't remember shit!
>>723007206Homo poem
>>723007343Some fan you are shitting on Yoshizawa's work.
>>723007550>shitting onWhat's wrong with homo?
These threads have to go in a hiatus. Lately they've been really putting "turd" in the "caturday".
>>723009027I literally can't live without them
>>723007893homo sausage is a subpar product
>>723009027Be grateful, I could be posting slop so things aren't that bad.
You don't know real Klonoculturehttps://ncode.syosetu.com/n3757fc/
Dreaming
>seethes for 3000 years after being sealed away>gets his shit pushed in by a 8 year oldHow would he cope if he was resurrected?
>>722997258Kemoshota peepee!
The Klonoa Train is running out of steam today.
John "wahoo" Klonoa, the Dream Marine...
>>723015784:(
80s anime lolo doing her best!
Excited for winter wahoo!
>>723016306slop rots the soul, please stop
When the thread dies I'll take Klonoa to my gooncave and have my way with him
>>723017998DO NOT
>>723017998you asked for it
Ok how many of you dickheads have never played a Klonoa title and just post in the threads because he's cute? I can understand but I just want to see the scale of the phenomenon.
>>723018953Lunatea is a conspiracy that Momett started to get his greedy mitts on more dolls.
>>723002689He's not wearing the right kind of underwear, just saying.
>>723003701I wonder what's inside that happy meal?
>>723019337Croc 3: A Real Croc of Shit for the PS1
kloana walking naked in the ghetto
>>723019563That's a funny way of spelling my bedroom.
I'm gonna play Klonoa again soon
>>723019749N
The name Phantomile refers to the fact that Klonoa is something Huepow ordered through a mail service. Hence Phanto mairu > Phantom Mail.
>>723021740deepest lore!
phantom mileghost meter
>>723021886ghost meter?
>>723021886phantom i(s)leghost island
Beat the 1st game in the reverie collection. By the end I just wanted to rip my hair out. But also i still liked it. Is the 2nd game better?
>>723022585>reverie collectionAre you retarded?
>>723022585plays less like shit but it's inferior to the original, DtP in the remake is missing basic transparency effects that were there on the fucking Wii version. Even the water effect in Jugpot look better on a fucking Wii. That's how shit it is.
>isn't a figment
>the wonderswan game has the real Moonlight Museum since it has a whole game dedicated to it>the one in Lunatea's Veil is a cheap imitation
If bamco won't make a new Klonoa game, I want him to sit on my face!
This month is the second anniversary of Matthew Perry's murder. Jasveen Sangha aka the "Ketamine Queen", Dr Salvador Plasencia and Ghadius are going to rot in jail for what they did to Matthew Perry.https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/doctor-charged-matthew-perry-death-court-plea-rcna220497https://abcnews.go.com/US/ketamine-queen-matthew-perry-guilty/story?id=125196573
This is what Klonoa looks like in the real world.
Klonoa 2's story is so sad.
Klonoa 3 is going to be a stealth game. You have to sneak into Phantomile and collect welfare benefits.
people paid dollars for this and rated it positively
>>723024292I wouldn't even pay dream dollars for it
hoowa
>>723024471you'll pay with your asshole (dream ring)
>>722998785pig men
>>723025592n-noooo
>>723026501hot
I'm gonna play Door to Phantomile on a CRT. Waiting for Amazon to deliver some blank CDs and a memory card so I can burn the game and play it on my PS2 :)
>>723029869Wrong pic
Post the monke
>>723030409
>>723030409pear
>>723030481Pear monke?
(((save data)))
I'm feeling peak sorrow rn...
which one?
>>723033098my brain is fried from fapping and I have no dopamine receptors anymore therefore sorrow FUCK I HATE THIS
>>723033235Klonoa sucking GuntzGuntz sucking SorrowSorrow sucking KlonoaNeed I say more?
Have you ever had a birthday like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ElaX9LZRQKlonoa is bespoke
Wagyan Paradise truther
wahooboy
>>723029869Update: heheh, look what my pack of CDs says
>>723037735Legal copy: backed up
>>723039113And we're in. I actually have a legit digital playstation store copy on my PS3, but I went to all this trouble of burning a CD and disc swapping on my PS2 like a third worlder because the PS3 can't output 240p. 480i looks horrible. PS2 does the proper video output and it looks beautiful on my CRT. Wahoo!
How come during the joliant levels in klonoa 2, you can catch kat with the wind bullet but it doesn't inflate her?
pee poo pee?
>>723041881
>>723034037Not sure if it's lewder if they're sucking each other's cocks or trying to suck on their super-sensitive featureless crotches.
Me when I see obvious underage behavior in a Klonoa thread
wanyuwanyurupu
>>723042864>the peepee poopoo manThat title belongs to Klonoa more.
I refuse to believe Karal is a boyfish
I really hate being horny. I want to have childlike innocence like Klonoa. I'm not a tranny by any means, but I'm seriously considering castrating myself because I fucking hate being like this.
I just really love Klonoa so fucking goddamn much he's perfect. He's the perfect boy. He's just so magical and adorable and he's the perfect mate.
>>723044314Just masturbate and make the horny go away.
>>723044314>I'm seriously considering castrating myself because I fucking hate being like this.Bro, what the fuck?
>>723045429>telling an alcoholic to just have a drink to make the desire for alcohol go awaynigga you retarded
>>723045807Is it really that hard to believe? Do you LIKE being a fucking horny monster pervert? Deep down, be honest
>>723040845Based anon playing the proper way.
>>723046038I'm tired of wasting my cum because of this vidya demon, but I don't want to cut my dick off.
>>723046421Give me a better solution then. Something better than no solution and just keep cumming forever. And for the record, I would be chemically castrating myself, not actually cutting my dick off. I'm not THAT deranged.
>>722998598nigga.
>>723044314>>723045807>>723045817Put your horny energy into something productive. One day you'll hit a wall an turn into an old fuck and that will basically nuke your testosterone.Enjoy the horny while it last.>>>/fit/
>>723046535Why did you post shota Alexander the Great?
>>723046793he /fit/ = motivation
>>723047335Brother what good is getting /fit/ gonna do me if I'm still a freak who wants to fuck Klonoa?
>>723047440>Brother what good is getting /fit/ gonna do me if I'm still a freak who wants to fuck Klonoa?Okay...Step one get richStep two hire a talented body painting artistStep three hire a professional costume makerStep four contract a a petite twink to basically be Klonoa for a dayStep five, fuck fake Klonoa while wearing noise canceling ear buds playing audio of real Klonoa taking hit damage and jumping around on repeatBonus points if you if getting /fit/ makes you a little more attractive so your athroized prostitute Klonoa4today is slightly less grossed out by the whole thing..
Goodnight klonoabros and sadbros
>>723048337>Step one get richHow? Spoonfeed me please
>>723048678>How? Spoonfeed me pleaseHeck if I know, if I was rich my current gaymer rig wouldn't be ancient Intel shit.Ask /biz/
This big.
Did Emperor Jillius really wake up to his reality, or did he faint and Klonoa got yeeted from his dream while he was passed out?Why does he dream about little boys?
>>723002689BUILT for Human Cock
>>723046519I'm talking about chimpanzees not your peers and equals in society.
>>723046038Me personally? I would love to be a horny monster pervert with a loving Lucario wife(female).
"Let me guess, another remaster?""I'll take a fanservice mainline game, 4x times normal length, extra Lolo with a emphasis on romance, a nod to the spinoffs, light on the Jungian undertones; make it real, with an endless postgame, and let him win.""We make art here, sir."
klonoa is watching you don't sin
>>723055297I'm not sinning, I'm being a creative writer.
>>723055297But Klonoa is a sinner himself.
>>723055917He did the sins of that world.
Bell towers penetrating into Lunatea. Ever thought about that? Ring the tip and it all comes together.
>>723045817Shit, my bad bro. Just kys, it's hopeless. Maybe you will go to Phantomile.
>>723057462the >phantom islethat is
>>723046492get therapy, jesusNot even shitposting. If it's GENUINELY causing you this much stress, go to an actual fucking therapist.Modern psych classifies shit that causes actual distress as a disorder, you could get help for this shit man.
CLOCKA
>>723058143This
Chat GPT please make me Klonoa 3.... no I don't care if it will be shit. I just want to see Lolo again.
I polished your old turd. Now it's bright and shiny.
>it's a serious analysis of the game with magical teletubby people
>>723045110>I just really love Klonoa so fucking goddamn much he's perfect. He's the perfect boy. He's just so magical and adorable and he's the perfect mate....mate?
is the steam collection good?
>>723064965Yes. Better than the originals in every way.
>>723064965Ye. Go get it.
>>723064965no >>723060784
>>723067183thanks doc
Wahoo!
>>723055297Sunday is the Lord's day, I shan't sin today Klonoa!
>>723058143Therapy is a racket for the moos
>>723063046Correct. Mate. What don’t you understand?
>>723064965It’s awful soulless third worlder shit
>>723067183RIP klojob anon…
God I fucking wish klojobs were real so FUCKING much...
>>723052094Klonoa making fun of my size because he's bigger than me in both length and girth>>723062271Smashfaggotry has done irreparable damage to discussion of mascot platformers online and I will never forgive Sakurai for this
Keep the thread alive for 12 hours while I go wageslave please. When I get back I'll continue posting my DtP on CRT playthrough. Please and thank you!
God I wish Klonoas were real…
It’s klonoverGoodbye…
All the Klonoa gamese were an mensaforical queastion, and weren't supposed to be taken seriously.
yum
>>723072912It's not Sakurai's fault that it's a lower artform.
new wip for klonoa halloween
>>723072912Taiwanese Cool Rabbit
>>723076689Imagine if that was your pp haha
>>723078307yeah we can only imagine
>>723079047What a lewd boy...
