Proof that zoomers are retarded: Not a single hero in any video game in the history of the universe has, or ever will, have this haircut.
bumping this sad thread
Most zoomer's don't have it either.
tf u been unc lmao
>>722999701oh yeah?
p*lot
>>722999776Proof that zoomers are retarded: That's not even the same haircut. He has hair on the sides of his head, idiot.
>>722999701
>>722999770what.....
>>722999701It's almost like you're obsessed over some niche haircut that most people don't have because you're autistic.
>Proof that zoomers are retarded: Not a single hero in any video game in the history of the universe has, or ever will, have this haircut.
>>723000052this dude looks 65
>>723000052>who looks 17
>>723000209Just calling you out. That's all. Plenty of reasons for you to be ashamed. Mostly because of your stupid haircut.
>>723000209alright this post confirms this board is underage
>>722999701its not as retarded as a 35 year old "man" who spends his time on a board for zoomers
Designated haircut for "dork sidekick in 90's cartoon"
>>722999701Not even 10% of zoomers have this haircut retard
>>723000052Gomez Adams looking fuck.
>Just calling you out. That's all. Plenty of reasons for you to be ashamed. Mostly because of your stupid haircut.
>>722999701how old are you?why are you old and still care about video game characters haircuts?
>>722999701Where did this hairstyle even come from?
>>723000524Being bald is literally the opposite of having a stupid haircut. That's just nature yanking away your right to have any haircut (and it's going to happen to you in about two years)
>>723000631>>723000415
>AAA game comes out with the hero having the broccoli haircut>universally panned and laughed at by even the most liberal critics and users>"Why did they give him this haircut? I'm LMAO'ing my ass off" - Morgan WebbMakes you think.
>>723000524doesn't look a day over 18
>>723000645>and it's going to happen to you in about two yearsLmao not everyone is a genetic failure like you, Anon.
>>723000798Zoomers are all fucked up from the chemicals in the water. they'll be lucky if they don't end up looking like Gollum.
it's literally just curly hair with shaved sides
>Zoomers are all fucked up from the chemicals in the water. they'll be lucky if they don't end up looking like Gollum.
>>723000920Shaving the sides off so you look like a q-tip is exactly why it's retarded.
Why are basedlennials so obsessed and mindbroken by zoomers? Did I do something wrong?
>>723001036You got a stupid haircut no hero would ever have.
>>723000963>People who look roughly seven years older than me, and have friends?>Heh, that'll never be me...
>>723000920aka a perm lmao
>>723001036You're the annoying little brother of the internet, and you keep getting snot on everything.
>>723001036old people complain about young people as they become aware of their mortality. this is nothing new
>>722999701really makes you thinkwhat about movies?
I'm a zoomstain (born 2004) and pretty much every faggot that had this pube haircut was a massive nigger lover, right down to imitating ebonics along with the tone and attitude of black thugs. They're to zoomers what basedboys are to millennial, the worse of the worse.
>>722999776That's Mr. Hands
Not exactly vidya but the new trigun has Vash with a zoomer cut
>>723000052lad looks awful for 36 let alone looking 17
>>723000963Is that the guy who reviews transformers toys?
>>723001341Because young people inevitably show up and talk shit about things they don't understand, and you get it when you start to see it from the other side.You've got maybe two years left, anyhow. Zoomers are basically 30 at this point. You're going to lose it when the kiddies show up wearing Flash Gordon outfits, adopting Indian idioms, insisting that Bollywood is awesome, and telling you the Xbox 360 was for faggots.
>>723001562Do you not have eyeballs? That is spiky hair not curly broccoli hair
>>722999701Zoomers are about to reach their mid twenties now man it's time to move on.
>>723001694No you silly goober. You're the one saying this. Get back in the cage.
Yuji Itadori has the japanese version of the zoomer cut
>>722999701Zoomers are retarded because their moms used tylenol while they were pregnant
>>723001805late 20s
>>723001828well, the Xbox 360 was kind of for faggots.
>>723001036>basedlennialszoomer retard can't even shitpost around filters right lol
>>723000264The lorax
>>723000052Dude looks like Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.
>>723002127retard gives a shit about filters lmao
>>723001694>Gaylo
>>722999701Peter park has had this haircut twice now thougheverbeit
>>722999701saar...
>>723001036Baby boomers were right about millenials being useless and lazy.
>>723001036because you get your words filtered on 4chan because you're that new instead of lurking
>>723002059360 was out when I was in college.Nobody used PS3 because Halo 3 was on 360. I had a PS3 for Demon's Souls and Gran Turismo and there was basically no other reason to use my PS3. I didn't even use it for BluRay because I'm fine with DVD's because BluRays are minimum $15. Everything good was on 360.EVEN FUCKING FINAL FANTASY 13 was on 360. No objective benefit to using PS3.Even Wii had more games than PS3.Are you seriously one of those faggots that did not own a 360? LOL at u.
>>723002316Yeah, it was pretty lame. Queers of War too.
>>723002059>PS3 has no jobshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj3JDwhHFW8
>>723000052>>723002463that hand rubbing gesture looks so dumb
>>723002507I played Halo 3 once, and it was shit. I owned a 360, and it was a mistake.I was playing TF2 on PC.
>>722999701in the future people will have nostalgia over this haircut
>>723001036frfr no cap tspmo these diddy ahh pdfiles need to sybau or i finna lowkey unalive them fr
>>723002716Guess where they got it from.
>>723000209brokoli hands typed this
>>723002716kek
>>722999770Bullshit. I see it all the time in the streets and I'm not even from the US
>>723002826Genuinely wondering how people from the future could possibly view the late 2010s and 2020s as better than their own time.It would take a societal collapse to make our time retroactively seem like a nice epoch
>>723004220people only remember the good stuff, I'm sure people have nostalgia over some really shitty periods in time
do zoomers actually go and get their hair permed to get the broccoli look? that's gay as fuck
>>723004220It's a bad era but I expect nostalgia for mumble rap, early battle royale, Switch 1, TikTok, and COVID lockdowns if you NEETed it out, as they were all their own thing
>>723004220This. It's going to take one hell of a yank on the joystick to pull us out of this shit time period we are in. Can't wait for this maga crap to be over.>le division of the west>le friends with china and russia who are actively spying on us>le ai social media>le retards believing everything they read and worshiping retarded podcastersThe odds of things getting better are pretty slim, but I'm hoping education gets better.>maga retards think cutting education is a good moveJesus Christ, we need your help, dude.Jesus would wipe out you maga retards just as much as the people you hate.
>why do zoomers>do zoomers really>zoomers are x and yꜱoylennials buckbroken by zoomerGODS.
>>723004831>millenial anime with millenial meme editis this zoomie "culture"?
Video games?
>>722999776This was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I can't stand the Jewfro.
>>723003583niggers. just like everything else they do, say or wear. I guarantee none of them even realize it anymore
>>723004369>people only remember the good stuffSo why would anyone remember a shitty harcut?
>>723002463kek
>>723000264>today on mythbusters
>>723002463Do American zoomies act like that?
>>722999701there's literally a spider man with this hair cut you fucking moron
>>723000883broccoli is exactly to hide the fucked up hair in their 20s
>>723004628I don't know anyone who is nostalgic of early Covid in retrospect and if I did, I would question their sanity
>>723004698>wah, orange man badOrange man is popular because people have learned to recognise his enemies for the slimy, filthy devils they were all along.Just because you don't want to understand why people vote en masse for a different party that doesn't make said voters evil
>>722999701I wonder why millennials are so obsessed with zoomer hair. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>723001036
>why yes, I do think zoomer hair looks retarded>but our millennial hair looked just fine back in the day>and no, there is nothing wrong with wearing a bun, mmkay?millennials are the most fucktarded, whiny, and low-self-esteem generation in the history of humanity
>>723010392>millennialsGratz, if you know that word and don't just use "boomer" to call everyone older than 30 you're already smarter than the average gen-zee
>>723010553Millennial manbuns are infinitely less common than Z-broccoli, except maybe in a kendo school
>>723010553literally everybody was making fun of man buns the second californian post-ironic hipsters tried to make it a thing, not that you'd remember since you were 3 years old back then
>>723004220>It would take a societal collapse to make our time retroactively seem like a nice epochWell guess what
Op's millennial clitty is leaking again, uh oh
>>723010332yikesStay friends with China and Russia.
>>723011201>ChinaPOTUS wants to lessen our industrial dependence on them, so I don't know what you mean>RussiaI do like Yandex, less censorship and DRM than Jewgle, apart from that and the manga scan websites Russia has no impact on my life
>>723004104I'm a zoomer myself and never seen someone with that haircut IRL.
millenials have been buckbroken and mindbroken by zoomersthe bihourly seethe threads confirm it
>>723007579>All your media since childhood is niggers acting weird>somehow people wonder why everyone behaves like a negroe.
>>723010553Who the fuck are you? That guy on the right is literally an old colleague of mine, and I can’t find this image anywhere else. He’s actually a based dude (although sadly he’s French)
>>722999701>curly hair badThis is the biggest tell that the person posting this is a self-loathing soulless zoomerCurly hair was prevalent irl and in every media in existence before the 00s made faggy emo hair popular.
>>723012317Left is wavy bro lol
>>723004698>>maga retards think cutting education is a good moveNot really what's happening, what they really wanna do is give more money to 'private' schools who will echo Trumps retarded shit rather than the retarded shit being echoed by the previous Clinton/Bush/Obama administration.>surely they want to make a move to genuenly improve middle and high school American education though right?It's about Israel or rather B&ing criticism of bombing sandniggers, the right just happens to get some breadcrumbs because now a few Marxist tranny professors are fired.Your first mistake was falling for the 'less of two evils' meme. They're two sides of the same coin, everything at the Federal level is theater.END THE FED, that's the only real path to genuine change.
>>723012020small world innit
>>723012357zoom zoom
>>723012504I'm 31 homie, left is wavy for all 3. No one likes curly hair
