what do we think about potato races?
>>723185037The Irish are pretty cool I guess.
Needs correction
>>723185037the sight of that thing would absolutely infuriate me on a battlefield and I can't say what would happen after that
>love lalafells >96% of the fanart is offmodel Eh
>>723189475
>>723189561Cute belly
>>723185037Pedos love them, everyone else is creeped out or views then as troll characters.
Pedos: if you had to get raped (by a man) everytime you wanted to rape a kid, would you still be interested ?
lala players disgust meat least the Ryne/Gaia/Alisaie ephebophiles are honest about wanting to plap a teenager
>>723185037cute potat
Not enough porn
It's crazy how prosecuted the lalafell community is on ff14. They have to hide away on private discord servers and never leak it because everyone else would dox them.
>>723189893the fuck is wrong with this newnigger 14yo?
>>723185037It's your duty as a true gamer to play the short silly race
Harvin are the best by a wide margin.
>>723192393Agreed.
>>723188659What causes people to suffer from cute agression?
>>723192393I want to use it as a pillow.
>>723185037We are the heart of any party.
>>723185037Goblin (Fanart) > Tarutaru > Yordle > Harvin > Vulpera > Asura > Gnome > Elin > Lalafell > Goblin (In-Game)
>>723195352>WePost squishy cheeks.
>>723195428My lalaboy?
Which race has the best looking players?
If I ever get back into FFXIV, I'm gonna fanta to a Lalafell specifically so I can Dwarfmaxx. And no one will know I'm a cute girl underneath.
>>723195761I can't tell what most of their characters are because all of the XIV races just look like humans in cosplay, but I'll tentatively suggest the stupid dragon thing.
>>723185037Underrepresented
>>723185037
ACKSHUALLY, it's 'popoto', not 'potato'.
>>723185037Diaperbaby no diffs lalafails
>>723185037I enjoy.
Need pregnant lalafell.
>The first Lalafell most people meet is a retired whore>Everyone still infantilizes themBrutally murder all pedophiles.
>>723198018mostly troons (often 3DPD pedos) projecting their childlust onto shortstack/potato enjoyers and using that to have a powertrip/gatekeep dopamine stream by shutting them out of the community especially where mods are considered
>>723192159I gave mine the Fu Manchu to really drive home the ham.
>>723194927It's similar to the thing that some men have that makes them immediately aggressive whenever they are around women.
sad there is not enough on model porn and most of whats out there is just fag shit
>>723195761Are these characters + the sex offender registry photos of their players?
tranny pedophile groomer race
>>723185037I think all races matter except the black ones.
>>723185037Perfect kicking height.
Here's your healer for tonight.
>>723200757I read that as heater and thought she was going to sit on me.
>>723188659I cansex
>>723200757First she heals my body and after the raid she heals my soul.
lala thighs
>>723200757{ vote dismiss }
>>723200757The general framing and use of little cutesy additions from this one's Twitter makes me think it's an actual f*male behind it, which is incredibly based for someone that also wants their lalafell gasping for air from the size of the man on top of and inside them
https://youtu.be/w77OktmPJic?si=qGtsTN-_W-C4TDZg
>>723185037Only pedos and midget lovers enjoy them
>>723185037They make trannies and other retarded cucks seethe eternally. And by eternally, I mean that these subhumans literally can't go five seconds without telling everyone how much they hate "potatos" and how they "don't care about them"
>>723201156Yeah I love their stuff, it's a perfect mix of cute and sexy
>>723192393It's completely unreal how much better they are
>It's another "le silly" male lala with a whacky name and whackier player model
>>723202024Harvin are lalafell unbound from being successors to tarutaru from FFXI
i am going to mash all of the potatoes
>>723202258a-all of them?!
>>723185037any blender anons know how to extract models from ff xiv?
>>723202120I am the only person on /v/ who actually plays a serious lala because I unironically like being a short king
>>723202357correct
male lala and male au'ra are consistently the weirdest fucking people in the game and the whole playerbase is weird to begin with
>>723202585It's mostly trannies who have this delusion that even males can look feminine and sexy
>>723189893I don't want rape, I want consent, discovery, and wholesomeness.
>>723185037I hated them at first but my guild master insisted for us to level as lalas together so I finally rolled one and they grew on me. They're cute and funny (literally, not the pedo meme)I like playing as small races, they feel faster and make the world bigger.>>723202585I mained a male au'ra and rolled a male lala but in my defense I don't do erp or anything I just think au'rad have the better looking males and I don't play as females.
>>723203008>average lalafellin female after 5 minutes without hyuran male cock
>>723203319It is canon
>>723203440>Here lies Lamitt, she never scored
>>723203867to be a female lalafell is to suffer
>>723202120The problem with male Lalas is that they all look the same, lame babies. They should take notes from Cygames and give them an actual male triangular shape.
>Joined a FC>Knew someone who played a lalafell>Pretty chill people overall>Fast forward down the road>The guy stops logging in>Not even on d*scord>Ask someone who knew him pretty well>He got busted for cheese pizzaHonestly, he never gave off those vibes either which was the surprising part about it. Even the times in VC with the FC when playing content together if loli was brought up he didn't slather at the mouth. He would be avoidant of even talking about it.
>>723203867
>>723204115I unironically really like KatzThe evokers in general are just good except L*belia
>>723204115The game makes a point of lalafell sexual dimorphism being in their noses and ears.In other words if you've got a sunburnt nose making it a different colour from the rest of your skin as a guy then lalafells will think you're a crossdressing faggot.
>>723204463too farlalas with bunny ears are pretty cute though
>>723204463I hate modbeasts
>>723185037Cute
>>723204762*pulls out can opener*
>>723185037>lalafell, femalecringe>lalafell, malebased
>>723204762You can do both those things during Lewding.
>>723205215Sex
People will look at this and say "ZAMN!"
>>723205369>bunny ears and normal earsI hate it.
>>723205215I wonder what kind of dark sins they're committing in their modbeast domain expansion
>>723185037rape on sight
>>723204883Let's say you lived in a world with 3ft tall women like these. How would you go about pursuing one without people thinking you were a creep?
>>723205490there's no modbeast domain expansion
>>723204762say that but to the RPers, I dare you
>>723205601Ignore people
>>723205603>that squishy potbellyholy
>>723203440Poor girl
>>723205369ZAMN
reminder
>>723206107nah>5 heads tall or underlewd, simple as
Sometimes I miss playing as my potato boy but I have no desire to play anything post base Endwalker
>>723206107>literal solid black skin
I hate lalafell so much it's unreal.
does anyone have the screenshot of the 2 lalafells plotting to kill their slave owner, i think they are somewhere in thanalan
>>723206453
>>723206525so based
when they spot a ___ man
>>723206525Lel
>>723206539CHOKE ON EM
>>723185037tasty
>>723185037>>723190167I would never leave any of these little shit races alone if they existed IRL. There's a dwarf that comes into my work sometimes and I've fapped to her like 300 times.
>Play as big fella so you can manhandle Femlalas>Play as femlala so you can stare at FemlalaTough choices these days
There's a tater in my boot
You can think of something as cute without wanting to put your penis in it. Being a mentally ill predator should never be the default setting.
>>723210560someone's poisoned the water hole
>>723210606low test
>>723210560>>723210629I'd poison HIS water hole ifyouknowwhatimean
>>723205601Nobody would bat an eye because three foot tall women would be relatively normal. Only braindead biggers chimp out and start shouting "hail naaaawe" when they see a small woman(adult) trying to get some dick.
>>723210560>softboi eyesSlut.
>>723205601If there had always been plenty of 3ft women then I don't think there'd be a big stigma against it.
>>723206446>Raensissies thinking they get an opinion on anything but the taste of cum
honestly lalas are actually pretty cute but the fact that they all have fucking weirdos playing them just ruins it for meffxiv players are so revolting on a primal level
>>723212846you already made this post
>>723212846lalas have the least weirdos playing them in xiv
>>723212846I do not recall asking, Anonymous poster.
>>723212898>>723212901>>723212938>isntant erptranny angeryeah this is exactly what im talking about
>>723212846bro anyone who hangs around after the expansion has run it's course is weird, not just lala players.
I'm quite fond of them
>>723213119im aware, but the other races are all fucking ugly so them having weird fuckers playing them doesnt effect me in any wayjust a shame lalas have to get ruined by weirdos too
>>723185037Great, a pedophile thread.Exactly what this board needed.
>>723213926>scrolls past onirism thread>scrolls past that sony crap of the silver haired loli in a blue oversized shirt thread >scrolls past splatoon thread>scrolls past unteralterbach thread>AIIIEEEEE PEAR SHAPED MIDGETS????
>>723185037Kill all potatoes
>>723214142All potatoes?
If you give a Lala some Marijuana then you get a baked potato.
>>723185037They cute, mines going to use a spear.
>>723204463What mod is this?
I gooned SO fucking hard to lowlanders about 30 min ago. One of those cooms where you go braindead for a few seconds.
>>723215931Shit taste
>>723205601Regardless of anything else, they're still women and they would not accept society shaming their love interests, thus it would he isolated incidents from free thinkers at most. Society at large would not dare shame people because it just makes the lalas, who are a common race among the nations, look bad. Obviously xiv's world is racially progressive so long as you aren't a beastman, if it was truly reflective of medieval times then the races wouldn't get along in the first place.
>>723216105>they're still womenKill potatoes and Vieras
>>723204265There is a HARD line between anime potatos, girls, etc... and actual CP, for starters just the fact of it existing implies a girl IRL had a VERY bad time, and even that "realistic" 3D that really pushes the envelope is way too fucking far.
I need more shortstack femlala in my life
>>723217269too muchthis is the most booba a tater should have
>>723185037Games that have potato races should also add option to headpat female ones, both NPC and player cobtrolled.
>>723217535rest assured i've been begging square enix for an "offer piggyback" right-click option to lalafell for years
>>723217465Never too much!Though I do like the one you posted too.She started pretty small but got bigger as time went on so I really like it.
>>723217680>>723217465
>>723185037Made for my small penis
>>723185037Boil them and shoot them from pitching machines.
>>723185037could be cool but the people who play them are the absolutely worst pieces of shit imaginable no matter the game the people who play elin and lalafell in tera and xiv need to be hung from trees
The best ERP is usually with Lala, plus its hot to imagine using them like a living onahole
>>723191484most of them deserve it honestly almost every time i see one of them complaining about not being like all the weird shit they get into comes out
>>723218851That makes sense since it's also hot to imagine being used like a living onahole
>>723219298Sorry anon I only fuck fem lalasIt's fun stretching them and making their soft tummies bulge
>>723218851As an ERPfag myself I can safely say that 99% of Lalafells are either diaperfags or are exclusively into bizarre fetishes that aren't even sexual in nature. They also have extreme mental illness.
>>723220375Not in my experience, I've had a lot into the size diff, stomach bulging, and cumflationSuit's me perfectly honestly
>>723220604>exclusively into bizarre fetishes
>>723185037Bratty female lala tank and silent professional type male Highlander Hyur healer is the peak pairing.
>>723221049I now want to see a lalafell try and fire 3 inch 12 gauge magnum shells and watch them fly back from the recoil
I NEED a lala gf with very hairy pussy
>>723221508>ywn rest your hand on your lalawife's thick bush while plowing her repeatedly thrusting her g spot
>>723220604stomach bulging and cumflation are weirdo fetishes
>>723221508lala bush is too good for this world
>>723185037I've played male lalafell looking like Stalin. I think that was funny.
>>723185037Tight.My ultimate dream that I know will never come true is finding a little gremlin woman like Midna or Ankha that is an adult but has such a comically small body that my 6 inch dick feels like pornstar length to her.
>>723221982>>723220726Maybe I've been around for too long after all...
>>723212846>primalHehe
lalafells are almost cute enough to make me play ffxiv againshame it fucking sucks ass now
>>723223663>nowbecause le story is le bad now?
>>723221982Lmao no, and you thinking that proves to me you're a normieCome back to me when we're talking about double-penised gigantic dragons fucking a human child whose body is smaller than the dicks and living, then we've entered weirdo shit. Bonus points if she pisses herself and the ass prolapses afterwards.
>>723185037why do people want to fuck these?
>>723223942Size difference is a kink
>>723223921>heh heh heh looks like we found ourselves a normie that doesnt squish snake 6 times a day to futas wearing lolis like sleeve oh oh how quaint! piss guzzling isnt even degenerate to and ADVANCED booru wizard like mine self!giga weirdo
>>723223942Pedophiles, don't let them gaslight you
>>723224315>yes I'm actually proud to be a normieDamn, how far has 4chan fallen..
>>723224745>masturbation is my most defining hobby dont ever ever ever EVER question it!
>>723221982Nah
I like the idea of lalafells and some of their official art is cute even, but they tried their hardest to make sure that they look like abominations in game.
I should make a new Lalafell. It was fun being a tank.
>>723225017Why are you so obsessed with masturbating? It's okay anon, you can be a normie and still be here, I think most people here are normies since 2016-ish
>>723185037The most insufferable effeminate faggot i knew used to post that thing a lot before i even know what it was and now whenever i see it i just can't help but associate it with the most insufferable faggot i knew.
Emasculating a lala male sounds enjoyable
>>723224376>obsessed
>>723225580>4th grade comebackIdentified manchild, we are done here.
>>723221982They're the basic price of entry with a chick that comes up to your thigh.
>>723220726If you think size difference and cumflation are "bizarre" then god damn your tastes are vanilla as fuck. You're either a prude or an anal fag.
>>723220604>size diff, stomach bulging, and cumflationAs a male Roe player into femlalathese are the best ones
adult potato women with hairy pussies and pits
>>723229161Spudfarmer's modbeast....
>>723205603not even my niece's belly is this fat
Pretty cute, but picrel is the pinnacle of the female body
>>723226647>heh.. I win actually 8)"Done here" implies that there was something going on here, you're not even remotely that important
>>723230965uuuooohhhhh ToT
>>723185037Scrimblo raceI prefer cool anime swordsmen to le whacky short race
>>723231195T u T
>>723231465>>723230965what anime is this from
>>723204265>He would be avoidant of even talking about it.That's the part that gives them away. The uncomfortable avoidance.
>>723216531Putting 2D lolicon stuff and actual CP together is the same thing as thinking >"people who play FPS want to shoot people IRL"Or I guess it would be more like liking to watch execution videos or very gorye stuff with actual people dying
>>723232562Yeah and if I fap to cgi dicks I'm still straight!
WIsh I had a Lalafell onahole
>>723235124Why did you type lalafell twice?
>>723185037Shit. Give me actual shortstacks instead of toddlers.
>>723185037Actually top tier when you give them big boobs
>>723234860
>>723214060There was an Onirism thread?
>>723192393true
>>723196475Game?
>>723206539giwtwm
>>723241302nta but looks like etrian odyssey v to me
>Young child videogame character >shitstorm thread,pedos start talking about irl children and even spam CP lewd imagery>lolibaba/potato thread mostly talk about the characters or midgets Thats why i think most of the other stuff like elementary or underage despiction will be banned there way more steps between something like lalafell compared to something like geiger counter in becoming a criminal,but im not going to decide that line other people wil do it.
Is this a FFXIV thread or a thinly veiled pedo thread posted by South Americans?
>>723196196>>723185037are these in game outfits or some mod?
>>723242724Those ones specifically are ingame.
>>723242394Neither, retard, it's a potato thread.
>>723243042>It's a pedo threadThat's what I suspected, you can fuck off you degenerate.
>>723185037I usually assume it's a male because>>723186486these are the sorts of pedophiles that play as them or approach them
>>723242394>small character posted>PEDO PEDO PEDOmeds
>>723243079You came to OUR thread, faggot. You don't get to dictate what happens here.This is a thread about potato-shaped characters from videogames.
>>723243145>>723243042Don't eat bait just to bump the thread
>"i-it's not pedo!">*check most popular mods for said characters*>all pedo codedwhat is this denial lmfao, you think that's going to stop the police officers when they go through your drives?
>>723242724There is like 4 or 5 mods used in >>723196196>Otopop body replacer+clothing megapack>some eye mod (customized)>some freckle facepaint replacer>Customize+ for tweaked body/face values
Every accusation is a confession.
>>723243397>when they go through your drives"Anon, you sure do love chicks with dicks railing women huh?""Yes officer, now would you like my 35 minute speech on how it's still not gay? Or should we move on to the AI-generated goth sluts folders?"
>>723243397Lol, they're just playing the pedo game with you anon.If they admitted it out loud the Janny that sponsors the threads would have to actually do xer job and delete it.The third post in the thread is rape correction, and anyone who has used 4chan longer than a month knows that's a common pedophile meme.You're in a pedophile meme, you're not crazy, they just play these weird little pedo mind games to hide in plain sight.
>>723243397>Look up mmo addons/mods>Usually visual changes or QOL things>Sometimes things to make the game easy to play like cheating nearly>Look up specifically character mods for mmos>10-15% are visual and mainly changing the face or color of something>Sex mods are normally the other 85-90%>Majority of any character mod is nudity or sex related for every mmo>This is a surprise
>>723243397>pedo-codedAnd how do you know if the coder is a pedo or not, you stupid fucking retard? The only ones who scream and cry about hating pedoshit are the ACTUAL pedophiles, like you.
>>723243397>coded
>>723243783>normal characters have normal sexual mods>are you surprised pedophiles make pedophile mods?No, desu>>723243805This is the pedophile game, when you correctly identify them they cry out and start lobbing the accusation back at youDARVO:Deny, attack, reverse victim and offender
>>723243639Well you post here so there's a fair chance they'll find a thumbnail of actual CP in your cache folder.
>>723243918Sure, but people being afraid of that have no idea what they're talking about. That sort of shit's been an issue for decades at this point. A thumbnail or two in your cache because some schizo dumped the man-shitting-on-baby gif or the like is just operational risk on 4chan and has been for most of its life. You're not going to jail for that.
need their tummy squeezed
>>723243896The only one that keep bringing up children here are you.
>>723243918It's the price to pay here, pedophiles have inhabited this website since the 00's, even before the Stormfront niggers invadedHonestly I'd be shocked to see if anyone here actually remember the AWWWWWRIIIIIGHT meme>>723244082See? It's the reversal game, it's all pedophiles have
Baked potatoes.
>>723244023>man-shitting-on-baby gifYou know that never really registered as CP in my mind because it was so absurd.
>>723244370Shit like that is why it gets called "CSAM" these days instead of "CP".
>>723244219Fantasy midgets are not children,you had other thread with actual child characters but you were nowhere to be seen
>>723244342sexo
Every day it's the same old bait with the same old retards replying in the same old ways. Just post lalas like that other anon or actually the talk about 14 instead of arguing with some buzzword spewing bot
>>723243918There are laws that protect against this in any normal country. In the states you can't be thrown in jail simply for viewing it without intent precisely because of shit like that. 99.9% of the time you get the feds on you for CP it's because you're intentionally downloading/uploading/trading/producing/directing people to it/etc or if you've done something and they want to take you in but they don't have legal justification to do so and they'll take any excuse they can get.
>>723185037Pedo thread.
>>723243896>when you correctly identify them they cry out and start lobbing the accusation back at youAnd yet you're the one who is getting arrested for sexual imagery of minors in your drives, never the people you accuse to divert attention away from yourself. You REALLY should stop making yourself so obvious.
Thanks for the bump faggot
Lumpy potatoes.
>>723244484>posts rape correction third post of the thread>a popular pedophile memelol methinks you don't know the company you keep here>>723245116>YOU [TOTAL FANTASY SCENARIO] OKAY>IGNORE THE PEDOPHILE MEMES OKAY YOU ARE THE PEDO YOU YOU YOUYou're the guy participating in the rape correction lalafel thread defending pedophiles
thanks for another bump, faggot
>>723245364Take your meds pedo schizo
>>723245587You're welcome, it's fun for me to shit on pedophiles so the longer your thread is up the betterThink of it as synchronicity, you can post "not-children" in revealing outfits and I can dunk on you for being LGBTP
>>723245364...out of 10!
>>723185037Tragic that they don’t actually exist.
>>723245638Take your meds pedo schizo>>723245735See, another 4chan pedo meme.All I have to do is shit on you guys long enough and you eventually show your true colors.
>>723245758With a little selective breeding, we can get close.
>>723245858Would go for a spin out of 10
>>723223942Living onaholes
>>723245796>sees adult character who happens to be short>sees child>everyone else is the pedoi'd be willing to wager you have a large collection of pokegirls
>>723245950>rape correction joke third post of the thread>out of 10 memes currently being postedAll we're missing is that sweating emoji ZAMN meme:^) You can play coy anon, but don't treat me like a newfag.
Lalafell fucking suck. They are such a safe-loli race
I sleep easy at night knowing the Dr. Pizzas of the world like (You) will eventually get caught with the real thing or trying to fuck a real kid, and go to prison. Many such cases, and it never gets old seeing your hunch about someone get proven right after years of protesting overmuch against things that aren't even cheese pizza.
>>723246018I rest easy knowing you're so buttblasted by my presence that you can't even quote me, and can only just say "NO YOU" over and over fruitlesslyMethinks you don't know the company you keep here, AnonYou might be one of those "ironic lolicons"
Alcoholic potatoes.
>>723246014on model only
>>723246320fuck, I forgot they put that in the game.
>>723246161>>723246014>See literal venus body without tits >This make me think of children because all the CP i watchWe know what you are,we are not joining your pedo secret club.
So it's all one samefag arguing with himself to shit up the thread isn't it
>>723246450naw he's trying to goad people into posting actual CP
>>723246450No, I'm arguing with pedophiles.
>>723246450No.Dressed potatoes.
>>723246450It's probably at least two who are part of the same discord. 14 threads have a number of schizos so that kinda shit is common
>>723245304>>723245942Breed.
Lalafell?
>>723246584Sorry lad, I'm freelance on this one.
>>723246683
Rip lalamaet
>>723189475Show me a lala to draw on-model nsfw of (to best of my ability)
>>723246797Look up lalamaet
>>723246797Draw a lala like this
When people are bad at ff14 it's not like, oh they didn't know the mechanics and died. They are exceptionally bad beyond anything reasonable.
>>723246783I fucking love busty Lalas.
>>723246920FF11 was just flat out better
>>723246797
>>723246797you won't
>>723246973FF11 was one of the most disrespectful MMOs ever created.>lol you want to progress your character now?>have fun competing against the entire server for this enemy which spawns once every three days>what's that? it spawns at 2am for you?>too bad. no-life the game like everyone else or get nowhere.
>>723246920I’m glad I play with my FC mates and most of us are ultimate raiders and been playing for 10+ years at this point
>>723246920some FF14 players are among one of the most retarded people I've ever seen in online gameslike 1st graders are smarter
>>723247104Yeah... the thing is I'm a no-lifer
>>723247104Yea that was fine back in the old days but most players have jobs and families now so you can’t do that stuff.
>>723247218Just wait 'til you meet WoW players and OSRS players
>>723247272>people didn't have jobs and families in the 2000s
>>723247272It wasn't fine in the old days, people bounced off FFXI constantly
>>723247218A lot of online game players are fucking retarded anon been playing online games for like 23 years at this point and I seen some of the dumbest people
>>723247531Yea but pretty sure it was mostly teenagers and young adults that could do this stuff. I wish I could just game for 24 hours nonstop but I’m getting old
>>723246920
>>723243397Typical FF14 player, they're absolute fucking degenerates and need banning from this website.
>>723246920MMO mechanics are not a discernible metric of physical skill, they're a metric of experience and memorization. SO when someone doesn't know a fight, doesn't have it memorized and doesn't youtube it ahead of time, it should be expected they're bad and should be given all patience. Sprout icon or no. it is ALWAYS knowing and not knowing, its black and white. If its not on the tip of your mind you forgot and you're still subject to failure. Like >>723247852Even friends I've had that are also fellow legacy 1.0 beta players get caught by old mechanics sometimes. you cant be prepared for every single 1hit ko all the time every time.
>723248289I need a term for this kind of post that pretends to be a sneering outsider to "the community" that also isn't just calling him a faggot or a secondary, does anybody have any ideas
>>723185128Thanks.
>>723246783I love fucking busty Lalas
>>723248579Just retards looking for attention and to screenshot posts to show on Twitter for 5 cent
>>723248579>>723248931Hardrive check.
I have toHAVE TOcumflate a lala.
>>723190167I want to fuck both and I can tell you with certainty that it's a different taste for both. As a genuine loli/hebe/whatever enjoyer, anybody claiming that Lalafell are gross because of pedophilia is projecting.
>>723247531Anon the average "gamer" in the 2000s was a 12-24 year old male still living with his parents. The average MMO player now is 30-40 years old with responsibilities but desperately trying to chance the experience they had 20 years ago even though they know deep down it will never be the same again.
Uh guys my lalafell suddenly srpung a leak, what do I do?
>>723249876Think you got a average mixed up with classic wow players and maybe OSRS players aswell
>>723249931plug up the leak!
>>723248543>MMO mechanics are not a discernible metric of physical skill, they're a metric of experience and memorization. SO when someone doesn't know a fight, doesn't have it memorized and doesn't youtube it ahead of time, it should be expected they're bad and should be given all patience.Anon there's a difference between "oh okay I didn't know that you have to perform this specific sequence of actions in this order to avoid the one-hit-kill mechanic" and "hmm I'm clearly standing in some sort of effect which did not exist before and my health is gradually going down while I'm standing here in this clearly harmful effect but I think the best course of action would be to continue to stand here casting abilities on other people instead of myself as a healer who has the tools needed to save myself but I'll decide not to."That sort of brainless behavior can not be defended. It does not matter how much experience someone has with MMOs. It does not matter how much experience someone has with games in general. Anyone with a pulse should at least attempt to make an effort to do something resembling self-preservation in that circumstance. There is a certain level of bad which can not be logically explained or meaningfully defended and this is it.
>>723245916
>>723250159Stop replying to yourself or at least make it less obvious
>>723250292>retardThat's some real schizo behavior. Consider seeing a professional.
>>723250162Hell yeah.
So, where does everyone post lala lewds? Baraag?
>>723251815baraag, twitter, aethy, bluesky, primarily twitter and bluesky
>>723251815>needing lewdsgo marry a lala and force your weird fetishes on her like a normal person
Is there any reason to return to this game?
>>723252043Twitter is surprising, I'd expect them to get bullied off by morality police.
>>723252469No, just read this awful thread.
>>723252469im tempted to go back just to get references of my lala but fuck paying subs for it
>>723252469Not really, just wait for a free weekend they have every couple of months.
>tfw my feo ul toy has a better butt than my lala
>>723252469Depends
>>723230965>>723231465STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT T~T
>>723201930Source?
>>723252469lollmao
>>723243397>its pedos!!!! look at the moooooooooddsss!!!!!!>most common mods are giving lalas giant fucking tits >pedo coded
>male lala mains>funny charismatic chads that everyone in the guild likes>female lala mains>trans furry weirdoWhy is this so common?
Overstuffed potatoes are best.
(((Garleans)))
i'm beginning to think he just made it all up to get attention
>>723246993https://files.catbox.moe/bym2b2.png
>>723195761You can’t really pinpoint when someone’s attractive, a man or trans, just by looking at their characters, since there are always exceptions to any self-made rule when you try to find patterns. Still, while good-looking people sometimes do it, it seems like all the trans and ugly guys tend to sexualize their characters in some way, even if it’s subtle.
Wish I had a Lalafell who teased me and urged me to masturbate to Lalas daily~
>>723195761las criaturas del decimocuarto...
>>723245364Why are pedos like this?
>still upBerry nice>>723246993>>723257330Incredible
I follow the eastern school of thought for small races.
>>723259913rangeban jeets please
>>723260057I'd still be here if you did that.
>>723247017out of time
>>723259852thank you for reminding me that his lala once existed anon, now the depression is back
>>723195761>the most based looking are all male male elezen and male aura>female players look exactly how I expected them to bethe only shit this has achieved is reinforcing my opinions on the stereotypes I had for XIV players.also, rape all femlalas until they get pregnant, ignore the rest
>>723260315Nice
>>723259852I miss Pinklala....
>>723246564this is how they should have looked, a bit loli-er to filter the massive faggotry in it
>>723260315Holy...nice
>>723260315excellent
>>723247017>>723260315I'll fix it little more, will put it in drawthread anchor later today if this dies
>>723261565whats to fix? it looks great
>>723248543That specific example you linked is actually cause and effect>there's a new effect surrounding me>I'm losing hp rapidly>the new effect must be draining my hp, I better move out of itthe real problem was that player was staring at their hotbar or the boss rather than their character or hp
>>723248014How? Don't you need to get a base game class to level 50 to unlock HW shit?
>>723254164I'll be the judge of that. Post your lala's ass for comparison
>>723262130
>>72326227975% of that ass is in a burka, so I am giving a point to Feo Ul
>>723185037Luv potatoes Simple as
>>723262404i know right. flat as a pancake
>>723248543That only applies to harder fights though. Normal and EX-level content has some gotchas but most things are>Boss raises its left arm>Gee I wonder where to not stand
>>723262279Can't really tell from this angle
Why is it every ffxiv thread is full of fucking weirdos? I attribute the game's death to it's playerbase.
>>723263164its a tragedy. while i enjoy lala's unique body shape they could have a butt pretty easily. doesn't need to be a huge gyatt but a handful would be nice
>>723263264I'm not part of the playerbase I just want to fuck lalas.
>If by next week we don't have a Live Letter announcement, that means 7.4 is for Janaury>7.3 to 7.4 will be the longest time between patches after 5.2 to 53 that was in the fucking pandemic.I refuse to believe their main focus is FFXIV anymore
>>723263421Oh yeah I pick what you're putting down
>>723263629if its not week 1 or 2 of december then it will be week 1 of january. they won't release a patch during christmas
>>723262012Started as gladiator, bought story skip and level boost for machinist during shadowbringers, went back to ishgard to unlock dark knight
>>723263736Right now is impossible they are going to release it in early or mid december, the first part of a live letter is always announced (not streamed) two months before a patch release.
>>723263863well we could have known that as 7.3 came out in august 5 and their current cadence would make 7.4 be week 2 or 3 of january
>>723262408Imagine how happy that marriage would be. To her, literally no other cock could compete.
>>723264000the key is that maybe they release the patch at the end of December but without Savage until January.That's the main reason to speculate.
>>723262408>the one where they handhold in bedbased artist
>>723263421default lala body...
>>723263421
>>723263629>>723263736They released Chaotic during ChristmasPlease look forward to it
>>723264820That was 7.15, a filler patch of a filler patch, they're not stupid enough to release a raid patch during christmas
>>723265027>they're not stupid enoughHave you seen Dawntrail?
>>723203008Isn't that some artist OC who is in love with one dude but he refuses her?
>>723263264>I attribute the game's death to it's playerbaseon that you are right
>if you aren't a raider, 7.4 is just the MSQ-Trial Dungeon and the normal raids, so you have to wait a month later for hildi, a variant dungeon and a new grind (no zone) for the relic weaponIt's normal people are leaving, no content.
>>723265495Everything must be a savage analogue. Preasu undahstando.
>>723265349what's the point of making clones? there are enough lalas thirsty for the WoL
>>723265495the vast majority of 14's playerbase literally only do the msq, sit afk in limsa, and log off till next patch.
>>723218798>t.malding femezen, femqote, femra player
>>723265495urrrggggghhhhh yoshidaaaaaaa where is my fucking skinner boxxxxxxxxx why won't you give me a bene gesserit box to stick my hand intooooooooo why do you openly encourage me to fuck off if i'm boooooooored
>>723265567for the same reason there's so many unsatisfied WoL's out there. The lala mass-production won't stop until every single one of them gets their femlala gf
>>723196196That's not how you spell Tarutaru.
>>723185037Spoiler: She's a size queen.
>>723266325easy to be a size queen when you're three feet tall
>>723266024you either get the femlala or become the dead___
>>723265495Savage is the mainline content. The raider patch will be 7.5 with the implied ultimate.
>>723266406>spoilerthats exactly what kills the game, no lalagf no sub
>>723266707naw, i just didn't want to invite the agps in the thread to say something like 'you either get the waifu or become the waifu'
>game introduces a new femlala in a cutscene>get a boner regardless of how she looksmy brain is broken bros
>>723266787that's also very true
>>723266832could be worse>raid start>random femlala starts to jump>get a boner
>>723205601I'm 6'3" and my wife is 5'2". Women will always think you're a creep. They are especially vicious about it for some reason. Multiple layers of jealousy, probably. Men can go either way. Just depends on if they're well-grounded or not.
>>723266325That’s the best part. Even 6 inches will feel like pornstar length to her
>>723267114>>723266832we do it on purpose
>>723267241Why are women so especially bad about jealousy?
>>723185037We fuck em around here
>>723267346My personal opinion on the subject from observation, is that it's a mix between petite girls being more feminine and dote-worthy, plus the very limited selection of tall men and losing one to a shortstack who a 5'6" man would still be tall to.
>>723202024>>723192393>>723192449Harvins have actually sexy proportions.
>>7232680160/10, tummy not round enough.
I want to have sex with my lala
>>723200757she looks just like me
>>723268391Same, also with your lala
>>723267276Slut! SLUT!
>>723267114>get a boner before raid>because of the lala>know what you're fighting for now>win ez pz
i love femlalas but, i get angry at femlalas because 90% of the good mods aren't public
>>723269765you're the one looking. its not like i made my outfit to do pantyflashes depending on how i sit or what spells i cast
>the body type that drives men frothing mad with lust
>>723270969Most men have a height difference fetish.
>>723271220dangerhorny
>>723270969holy
>>723185037Mash them taters vigorously and add your own creamy gravy.
>>723189475lalaXIV is the goat doujin.
>>723270969
>>723262835And I people STILL get hit by it
>>723271220Every freakishly tall person on the planet has a female "friend" who's 4ft tall
Perhaps one day I'll mash a popoto. Kinda bounced off after Endwalker, and grinding up an alt only appeals so much.
>>723270969>>723271989Yep neuron activation. Cute navel. Cute tummy.
>>723271991holy sexo
Lalas remind me too much of teletubbies for me to want to fuck them
>>723272057Or it could be a cute lala face in a glory hole or something.
>>723271989>>723270969
>>723270969>>723271989T-tummy....
>>723254164sleep>>723261697well it's mirrored for start
>>723195761>elezen mog everyone elseBusiness usual.
>>723273159very nice. good angle. appreciate the tasteful bust you added and the attention to the accessories on her outfit despite everyone knowing where their eyes are going to be.two notes: dunelalas don't have pupils (impossible to tell from the original picture, i know) and i'm not sure whats going on with her right hand
>>723256392
>>723274292what kind of pizza is that
I'm sick and tired of biggers lusting over our women.
>>723274426The best kind
>>723274292Took them long enough to make AI good.
>>723274491doesn't help that every male lala is either a flaming faggot bottom or thinks he's gegeruju
>>723274491I could lust over you instead.
>>723273159You really gonna take this criticism for free art? >>723273654Draw them getting crushed under a cartoon anvil now to assert dominance.
>>723274746No such thing, you streetshitter.
>>723275492never created anything have you
>>723275942I'm just trying to get him to draw an anvil on the lala's head.I mean I guess I could do it, I'm just lazy.
>>723274292I should not like this as much as I do fuck you
>>723271220I have other fetishes, all have to do with maledom, smaller characters are just better for it
>>723275545Sorry, but I need you to find more non-AI animated inflating lalas to change my mind at this point.
>>723274426Seasoned with Fatlus grindan gaems
>>723273159>>723273654This is just evidence that the beauty of plainsfolk eyes has won the hearts and minds of artists
>>723275492
>>723276657Incredibly based.
>>723273654
>>723276657This kills the lalafell
god i wish lalafell were real
>>723276657>pinned, defenseless, ass exposed I could fetishize this.
>>723267680>>723267346Agreed. Also an observation I just don't like dealing with the childish antics of any woman, but a brat may at least forget about it or move on. I can also understand why a brat does it but at some point you can't deal with it anymore. Pretty sure am not the only one in this, one may have her fun antics but the other is just straightup older and still retarded, might as well be some sort of surrogate father and forever deal with her antics even when her ass is old enough, its tiresome in any case but gets much worse the older they get One simply compensates with the cuteness and how easy it is to move on, the other just feels shallow, inorganic and mentally ill. Hence why femlalas are just the superior choice
ok hear me out
Imagine the anal gape and prolapse...
>>723277356Now draw her giving birth
>>723205601It wouldn't be creepy because they would be an established part of society and well known for their insatiable lust for big people.
Imagine the weight of picking up one of those things...
>>723195761bottom right is pretty cute for a man. 11108733 looks like a child molester unsurprisingly
they're hot and i wanna fuck them
>>723276657this is a deep statement about the plight of healers having to be the ones carrying the burden of progression>>723276712this is a really good picture, far better than i deserve. if you'd like some in game items or gil as a thank you, let me know in game
>>723277617And the weight of swinging them back and forth on your dick.GOD I want to fuck a small woman
>>723265495This game is so outdated and dogshit, it won't last another 5 years never mind 10, it's on it's last legs now. They, that is the dev team know it as well which is why they are milking the remaining player base as hard as they can through the cash shop.
>>723185037They unironically make me cringe so hard that I never played the game
>>723277551basically this, they'd be the preferable pick for a ton of men
>>723278128meh, I can always find a healer
>>723277617>>723278129If you can't reliably lift 100lb over your shoulders multiple times you aren't gonna fuck any lalas anytime soon
>>723205601I would be balls deep in so many Rava women 24/7 I wouldn't even know what the other races look like
>>723278507lalas should weigh about 40 lbs
>>723278128looks like I combined the white undershirt (split) and the violet skirt (not split) in my head maybe I should reimagine that when I'm awake
>>723278564
>>723265331He's just too autistic to notice
>>723278507I can if it's specifically 100lbs of lala ass.
>>723278507easily doable, but I dont think lalas would be that heavy
>>723278638here's what the robe and the skirt look like separately if that helps
>>723278602>>723278746lala's in fanart look 100lbs or more
>>723278602lala tossing as a sport
>>723278803the western fanart maybe, which to be fair, might as well be modbeasts
>>723277551>>723278293It's always weird
>Remaining FFXIV player base are nothing but pedophiles posting about their fanfiction fucking fantasies over lalafells.Might be the most grim thing I've ever seen from the FFXIV fan base, saving this thread to be reposted on X and other platforms. It has never been more over.
>>723278906>implying thats gonna stop peoplecome on now
>>723278926I'd take that over the hordes of failed normies that plague modern multiplayer games, which was already a sad state to begin with. If only it remained the internet remained that way
>>723278926>fork found in kitchen
>>723279078Damn Lalafell whores. Tempting Hyur men like this... They need correction.
I like that Black Desert online had to censor their potato race because Westerns are too mentally ill to handle it
>>723278906Otta is gigabased.
I really wish I was in to MMOs when TERA was a thing, I missed out on elin
They all look like actual retarded people. Like people with down syndrome. And they look like what retards look like when they wear makeup or try to act sexy or normal. Like no one is going to take them seriously because they're just tolerated to exist, poor things.
>>723279160Maybe they should have made them funny stocky potatoes instead of slenderI can't believe this thread is full
>>723185037looks super cute, reminds me of the elin from tera, other mmo i've never played
>lalapedos spamming hard
>>723279160>remember gaslighting people for it because none of them wanted to accept how races like the Elin from Tera were statistically community favorites>also managed to convince a few because who cares what people think of Shai, races like those will always appear in MMOs as they prioritize what the East likes firstI love blackpilling normalfags>>723279287Tera peaked during its first 2 years, survived only thanks to Elin but was ultimately flawed as people kept complaining over the lack of content
Harvins still betterFor better or worse, at least they get screentime in their own Fate Episodes. Cygames hates harvins but they still did better than square.
>>723265331what's the issue?
>>723280319Ass too big.I prefer the one with slightly reduced thickess. Just perfect medium size.
>>723280403nah
I must say, funni threadLalafells won
>>723281346... the Hyur cocksucking competition
>>723185037lala tank and healer duos are the best
>>723281494GO PINKLALA GO PINKLALA GO
A successful potato thread was had.
