What do we think of Yoshi's new game?
Haha
Obligation to pretend we're "fucking hyped" to own the snoys
Unironic baby game slop, yoshi games didnt used to be this game sure they were always kind of kids games but it looks so... baby game easy it's not the yoshi I used to know.
I don't even know exactly what it is.Looks cute, but also something that's somehow a bigger babby game than Yoshi's Story.
Like the last two I love how it looks but the gameplay will probably be babby tier.
>>723235574Yoshi's Story was bad. A game that's nostalgia-baiting Yoshi's Story will probably also be bad.
When will we have a second Yoshi game that isn't piss easy?
Fetus game
>>723237776They made Donkey Kong piss easy when the series was supposed to be more difficult than Mario. There's no hope for Yoshi being above infant difficulty.
>>723235574>Kirby is embryo-tier>Yoshi is fetus-tier>Mario is infant-tier>DK is toddler-tier>Metroid is preschooler-tierWhen does Nintendo start making games for players over the age of 5? Do they not have enough baby franchises? Why not just make a few games not for literal preschool children?
>>723239174Also this isn't asking for edgelord shadow the hedgehog shit, just games with their normal aesthetic but more difficult to master.
>>723238640>>723239174Bro tropical freeze was the last 2D DK. I will not bear witness to such slander.
>723235710>Obligation to pretend we're "fucking hyped" to own the snoys
>>723239364>released 11 years ago
>>723235574cute baby game
>>723235710the alleged existence of "sony fans" is the most forced /v/ delusion ever. at most you'll have someone obsessed over a specific game, if even that.
>>723235574Unnecessary waste, it only exists as a marketing game for him being in Mario Movie 2 (That’s what I’m calling it, I prefer numerical titles)
>>723235574Woolly World was kino.The next one was mediocre.I don't know what to expect. At least it looks cute.
>>723239174>When does Nintendo start making games for players over the age of 5?You all got filtered by F-Zero 99, so you've shown that you don't deserve big boy games.
>>723235574Why not make his games harder? Yoshi has a level of lethality and movility that Mario can only match when he's riding a Yoshi. So was not make a game that pushes the player to use all of that to the maximum extent or else.
They should just make a Yoshi dating sim
I hate niggers
>>723240293>F-Zero 99I miss the daily threads it used to get
>>723240293I'm still upset that I was never able to win a GP.
>>723240103It's sad thats its just been downhill since wooly worldIt was mid. But I liked it and it was cozy.
>>723239174All of these series minus Kirby used to have a bit of an edge to them. Super Metroid had bloody corpses right at the beginning
>>723240815I unironically want sonic team to make a persona style rpg/dating game. Yes I am autistic.
>>723235574Nintendo has changed the world again. Trendsetters, as always.
My hope is that the 100% aspect will be genuinely difficult. I can already see there being some crazy niche interactions involving hauling enemies across really broad areas that count as saved "facts".
>>723240004>mustache is completely different>doesnt even have eyebrows >almost 1K for this shit
>still no true 3d yoshi game
>>723239775Just because it makes literally zero sense for someone to be a sony fan let alone own a sony console still doesn't make it untrue that there exists a ton of them
>>723235574Eat asshole
tailbutt sexo
>>723243941lol what if instead of spitting tails out he pooped him out in an egg
>>723247719Pretty sure that mod actually lets you do that
>>723235574Absolutely horrid name
>>723243564ok cory
Would you play Yoshis Inside Story?
>>723253804Without a second thought, yes.
>>723235574kinda cool. Reminds me of Yoshi Story.i'd maybe give it a shot if it was on Switch 1
>>723235574Nintendo fucking won.
>>723255629What would the story be?
>>723243941Mario 64 DS? But I can understand if you don’t count that since Yoshi’s name isn’t in the title of the game
>>723235574Looks like dogshit, like every Yoshi game that isn't Yoshi's Island. Far and away Nintendo's shittiest series.Also when are they gonna change Yoshi's design so he isn't a squat little frog with a bowling ball for a nose and make him look like a dinosaur again?
