How do you answer without sounding like a creep?
call me when youre 20
>>723236379"I'd love to."
>>723236379>Tits too small
>>723236379I pull my cock out and fuck them both right then and there.
>>723236379time to play hide and seek and never come back
>>723236416This is precisely the creep answer, retard. It'd sound like you're taking it so serious that all you can immediately think about is sex with the girl, so you NEED to wait until she's 20. The non-creep answer is to just say "of course, dear", smile and pat her on her head without making too much of it.Jesus, you people really don't understand anything about human interaction, do you.
>>723236379*teleports away*
>>723236674only real pedo in this thread
>>723236674> waiting 10 years for her to blossom is a creep answerprojecting much?it's a deflection answer that takes into account the passage of time will change people's opinions and ideas and also doesnt take the proposition seriouslyyoure delusional and quite possibly borderline psychotic seeing evil in every minor thingdid you forget to take you medicine today?
>>723236416Its the 1800s, you don't have to wait anywhere near that late
>>723236379I'm already married... to justice.
>>723236674>Chris Hansen comes out with a camera crew>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?>N−no... I didn't mean it literally I waa just-ACK>Yeah, yeah you sick fuck... Take him away boys. One more piece of shit off the streets. Let's see how you like being married to Treyvon in prison.
>>723236674>you people really don't understand anything about human interactionNobody ITT is giving genuine responses, anon. It's just bants.
>>723236765I agree with him, it's one of the creepiest answers you could give. Even more than openly flirting or taking it seriously.
>>723236379>games before DLSS looked so much better
>>723236379somebody post it
>>723236379>you're my daughter, you retard. how could you not tell? are you stupid or something? god, who taught you to think? the rats in the sewers? Let me spell it for you: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER IN THE PUSSY, CUMMED INSIDE HER ROYAL WOMB AND 9 MONTHS LATER YOU CAME OUT OF IT
Straight men should be shot
>>723236379Can you cook?
Built for BDC
>>723236845>Nobody ITT is giving genuine responses, anon. It's just bants.There are a lot of Asperger Chuds(Who don’t understand anything about human interaction) on 4chan, they take say it genuinely.
>>723237214Post hole or you're straight
>>723236379call me when youre 14
>>723236379Hmmmm ;)
>>723236379No way, fag
>>723236379Sorry, I like men.
>>723237159Was that ever actually canon? I only played the first game when it came out...wow, 13 years ago?
>>723236379Sorry kid but you're too old. I'm only into girls fresh out of the womb.
>>723236379Kinda sad these days they are really pushing the single mom on everyone. Society is collapsing where even options in a video game which is a escape from reality you have to marry a single moms and theres a a small female child you get with. All this is very sick. The writers need to be put on a list.
>"daddy likes sexy girls"
>>723238443Who started the whole womn calling there lovers daddy? It's kinda disgusts me. There were men who liked it then they had daughters and they hated that phrase. I think it's all very disgusting who is pushing the sibling and incest porn where is it coming from and who is it aimed at? Do people really get off on it?
>>723238539obviously, daughters
>>723238539>Do people really get off on it?Anon, people get off to literally the opposite gender, relationship play like you're describing is mild compared to that.
>>723236379CUNNY WIFE YEEEEEEAAAAHHH
>>723236379Why can't westerners make soulful shit like this anymore
>>723239189It's up to the japs as usual.
>>723239189E33 just came out
>>723237159Read this in Stephen Russell's voice lol
>>723239189Did arkane start being black and gay before or after the microsoft buyout ? Anyways once pandroas box is open yo cant close it, I am afraid the west will never be good again
>>723236379No, you're my daughter and way too young
*puffs pipe*
>>723236379>maybe one day kidAnd then pray she forgets she has a crush on you. Worked on my younger cousin, I think she even said "ew" out loud when she saw me years later with a beer gut and a wizard beard.
>>723236765Any answer that takes a child's marriage proposal seriously is autistic at best and psychotic at worst.
What is morally wrong about grooming a young woman to be your wife? Like imagine if you could meet a 10yo girl when you are 20 and then basically marry and have kids with your perfect soulmate when you are 30 and she is 20."le grooming" is such an overblown concept. It refers to influencing people to make bad decisions, like being a faggot. Otherwise literally everyone is "groomed" in some way or another to exist in society, whether that's learning etiquette, the judaised version of history, religion and spirituality, etc.
The correct answer is to shout "OYAKODON" I'm sad no one here knew that, this place has really fallen.
>>723236950>i agree wit myselfyou arent fooling meyou must be very well versed in pedphilia to take such a non-chalant response as indicative of malicious intent
>>723236674youre entirely correct, by the way.the other (You)s are mad, but you are correct. by saying "yes, when youre older" you are applying a sexual consent angle to it that the kid doesnt even understandSaying "yes, but youre paying" is more lighthearted and innocentthe issue is im actually a pedo and really do want to marry a child.
>>723236379I'd tell her she's way too skinny for me. Either she realizes I'm a creepy fetishist and moves on, or hey, cute fat daughterwifeliege.
>>723240216Masterful subversion. I kneel.
>>723239189Just because you were 12 when it came out doesn't mean casual bioshock clone is "soulful"
>>723236674the creepiest thing is reddit spacing it means you post on reddit and then herethat means you masquerade as a normie by day but you're secretly a fucking weirdo like the rest of usi hope nobody lets you near their children
>>723240163I've never liked it. Either give me two milfs or two young girls, mixing and matching like that is just terrible.
>>723240590I have never seen this opinion anywhere. Congrats. There really is a bitch nigga for every specific niche and taste.
>>723240216I don't remember typing all this out wtf
>>723240851Probably because I'm not a cunt that brings it up constantly like footfags and futaniggers?
>>723240473You're 12 right now, you have no idea what soul is kiddo
>>723236379
>>723239189Are you in the dark about the jq still?
Headpat + sarcastic yes is the only answer. That's how she gets a lifelong complex to make you collect on your promise when she's an adult.
>>723240163>>723240590>group sex of any kindDon't be greedy, anon. You've only got one dick. Just pick the one you like most out of the two, then marry and reproduce.
>>723236379>How do you answer
>>723236769This always bothers me — how people have treated pedophilia throughout history?
>>723236379Sorry, I'm MGTOW
>>723241540>Don't be greedy, anon. You've only got one dick.alpha males/men of high stature and respect have ALWAYS impregnated multiple women, this is the way of nature. retvrn to tradition, knock up every woman who is okay with it. spread your clan far and wide.
>>723241619Way too fvcking real...
>>723241675females were treated as a commodity for most of human civilization so defiling a girl would be like robbing the father out of a potential future business transaction. morally speaking im sure it ended in lynching
>>723241675Well people in the past weren't so brainrotten by legal hardcore porngraphy that their moral axis mundi is centered around the number 18 when it finally becomes legal, thus moral for dogfart productions or facial abuse to fly your daughter (who is now just another adult economic unit just like an illegal or legal immigrant who arrived here yesterday) and have her fucked and humiliated every each way on camera.Fucking a child that's in single digits was a serious crime that didn't end well for the rapist.Teenagers had sex, some married, even adults.
>>723241341you have to go back to /r/eddit
>>723238270t. didn't play the game
>>723236674you're 100% autistic
>>723240473>bioshock clone with that type of level exploration freedom and actual abilities beyond I cast elementIt has some levels of bioshock inspiration sure and the story is basic but the premise is solid and a lot of the game builds around the premise and the very talented level design. Arkane's level design is pretty damn spectacular, all of their games have flaws but level design has never been one of them
>>723241675"Legal age" is such an arbitrary concept when you look back. People were marrying young all the time, and no one made a fuss about it.
>>723241675The age of consent was like 13yo everywhere until first wave feminism (sometimes in the late Victorian era) decided it should be like 25+, then governments run by Juden compromised and made it 16 or 18.
>>723236379Why not both
>>723241675You had to convince the father to give you his daughter.
>>723238270In the context, Corvo is her dad, but hes a lowly swordsman from a shithole island on the empire that got the position of royal guard trough a tournament and eventually became the Empress' bodyguard, Corvo and Jessamine Kaldwin being a couple is a open secretShe cant openly have him for marriage as he has no status and it would disgrace the crown for the empress to fuck all day with her bodyguard, who eventually got the position of head of security and the equivalent of minister of defense solely for piping the EmpressHes not a noble, and Jessamina couldnt bring herself to tell the truth to Emily and hoped she would just figure it out with timeFor all intent and purposes theyre a family
>>723241619sauce
>>723236379>say no and she gets sad>say yes and she tells her parents and you will seem like a creepwhat's the correct move here?
>>723239712They got some influences before the buyout, they where bought in March of 2021 but made Dishonored: Death of the Outsider and co-developed Wolfenstein Youngblood which released in 2017 and 2019 respectively, Deathloop also released in September of 2021 so some of that was already made by the time of the buyout, not sure if Microsoft would have had time to change that much.
>>723238539a significant percentage of women have a severe complex involving their father either because he was abusive or because she grew up fatherless, causing them to project their father onto the men they date. It's a mass psychosis that nobody wants to address.
>>723239712They went south after Raphael left and Harvey took over.
>>723241295is this the one where the wife reveals the daughter isn't his, and when she learns about it she basically goes full yandere rape mode to make him hers?
>>723240473>casual bioshock clonelol the most retarded take I've ever seen about Dishonored
>>723248496Yes
>>723236796Only a blind girl would marry you!
>>723248496The daughter rapes corvo in his sleep. It's artfully done.
>>723236379No childYou are not an adult and cannot take responsibility for your actions.I do not want to babysit you.Now fuck off and never ask this again you dumb cunt.
>>723241675Age of Consent was enforced by the woman's father. The legal age of consent might have seemed low at 13 or so, but the government was just less intrusive back then.
>>723238539>>723248386women have daddy issues, men have daughter issues
>>723250210What is the solution for daughter/daddy issues?
>>723251221stable healthy two-parent homes for children
>>723236837>TreyvonThat's literally my name. What the fuck?
>>723251221passionate and sweaty father-daughter babymaking sex
>>723238270Capitalism is killing families. You cant have a family with everyone being poor as fuck and busy as fuck
>>723248386>mass psychosis that nobody wants to addressnigga this widespread psychosexual parent complex is literally the bedrock of modern psychology and pornography
>>723236379>*Do a 360 and walk away*
>>723252137tell that to the africoons, sharting out a litter per bitch
>>723236379>ignores itsee its that easy.
>>723236416>waiting till she is 20she'll be expired by then.
>>723252137its not helped by the social engineering of feminism and lgbtq and the constant stream of foreigners with different cultures making obscuring the clarity of social interactions to make and support family structures
>>723241675It's a very modern construct. Like censorship it's pushed by an unholy alliance of fundamentalists and feminists.
>>723236379>Hmm I don't think you're mom would appreciate that, either option. Now get out of here before the shadow niggers show up sweetheart.
>>723238539I dunno but there are torch songs from back in the 1920s where the singer calls her lover 'daddy'; it's one of those things where I wouldn't be surprised to find it goes back to the dawn of civilization.That said I hate it and a girl calling me that in bed makes me shrivel up.
>>723236674
>>723241675It depends on the time and place, and it's also hard to tell apart from law since there wasn't Twitter back then for people to air their opinions. One thing you have to consider is that we see teenagers as being a specific age group while for most of history they were immature adults. Generally if a girl had menstruated then she was a woman and only the usual rape or adultery laws applied. Most of the time it was up to the dad, though after Europe became Christian we began developing laws that'd later define statutory rape. >ancient Rome Raping a young virgin was a capital offence, though that was up to the girl's father. A prostitute had no protection from rape under the law regardless of age. >China Got statutory rape laws around 1200AD, making it a crime to penetrate someone younger than 10. It was punished with exile or death if injury was caused and later it'd bedeath regardless. >Europe Generally made 12 the youngest someone could legally go after the Renaissance, though England did it first around the same time as China. The government being involved with people's sex lives was a weird idea to them, it was up to the church and families.>America There wasn't any real age of consent as long as the parents were cool with it. It might have been odd to have large age gaps but not illegal. >Islamic worldThey're weird. Everyone knows they prefer girls 9 years old, but what they don't tell you is that they like boys even more. During and after the reign of their prophet boys as young as possible were considered the ideal lovers. There's a far too much gay poetry in Arabic about little boys and it was considered necessary for them to imbibe semen to grow into men. In Libya they even had matchmakers to pair young boys with elderly men. tl;dr it wasn't taboo like today, the general rule was if she's old enough to get pregnant she was old enough to get married. Parental consent was the age of consent.
>>723254886>though after Europe became Christian
>>723253791Why is it Ashley from RE4?
>>723238539lurk moar faggot