What do you do?
>>723238084tell him that he's a good kid and i'm proud of him
>>723238084Tell him to play a good game and stop being a desperate slopeater.
Tell him dinner is ready and leave
>>723238084Remind him that in reality the better the ass looks, the more likely the woman attached is a headache.
>>723238084>my son is an AGPtroon, what did I do wrong?
>>723238320How did you come to that conclusion?
Ask him if he at least pirated it instead of actually paying for gookslop.
Call him based and promise to play catch with him.
>>723238084Rape him
>>723238401There is Denuvo. You must PAY.
Put him on better games. Try to stop him from getting yellow fever and be a chuddie as I am.
>>723238084Tell him that at least he is not gay.
>>723238320>projecting fetishes onto your sonI'm calling the police.
>>723238084Nier Atomata is better than that slop2B is an infinitely better character design then that shit
>>723238468Chuddies have yellow fever
>>723238084Get him on HRT so that he can look like that.
>>723238084my son wouldnt play that garbage, because only gooks do. He would play the white mans nier automata and not the soulless copy.
>>723238515Stellar Blade has better gameplay
>>723238515
>>723238650kek 1 sec button delay on parry slop and the fights are so easy it might as well have just copied nier automatas superior hack and slash gameplay.
>>723238084why does she act this way
>>723238776>creator of stellar blade visits yoko taro and pays him for collabyou think he would say its dogshit and kill his future work opportunities? Its like all the comedians going to saudi arabia and saying its a great country.
>>723238515HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>723238084ask him for that character's name, then grab my tablet and run to the bathroom
>>723238890Holy cope.
>>723238084I'm so bored of the shilling, this slop is wortless and surpassed by modded Skyrim in every single department.
>>723238708kill yourself tranny
>>723238983Am i an investor? Wu Kong sold 10x and is a turd too. Just because bugman national pride makes em buy their garbage doesnt mean its good.
>>723239018i am jewish
>>723238787>button delaywhat? that's not real unless you're playing quality mode on a base ps5>nier automata hack and slashyou can literally spam dodge in nier automata while in stellar blade if you mis time it you get rapedcombo strings can incorporate parries, jumps and dodges to optimally counter
>>723239181same thing
>>723238084Hit him obviously. I don't want him to be a porn addict 4faggot who spends his days blaming Jews for random shit and being a loserA good beating, a talk on why women should be respected but firmly dealt with and 3 sets of 20 pushups with 1 minute breaks between. Then, a full reading of Meditations. Afterwards, the game will be sold intentionally at a loss (to teach him a lesson) unless it's on steam, in which case it will be removed from his account, and set to "IGNORE" on the store. Then, I would scour his internet search history and reprimand him further
>>723239197>not realits a turd made by an amateur game team so yes it is very much true and deliberate delay in any action game is retarded.>nier automata ramblingstill the superior gameplay out of the 2
Beat his ass for playing games.
>>723239397>1second button delay isn't real"yeah huh. Director said game had .5 second button delay! A second is a second you can't say it's only half"and Castlevania has a fixed jump arc wtf are you saying? It's bad cause you don't like it? Well I fucking love it. What now?
>>723239326You will never have children though.
>>723238084High five him then teach him to lock the door in case his mom catches him being bad ass.
>>723240201>>723240213>>723240230>>723240246
>>723238084>assfaggotryIs he closeted gay or african?
>>723240262Sweet jesus that's creepy
>>723238515>>723238649
>>723240152I have two, two too many
>>723238084Tell him that he's watchng the girl from the wrong side"stop being American, son!"
>>723240262thanks doc, I'm out
>>723240246Who?
>>723239152Wow, a burger cooping with his declining nation!Keep seething, there will only be more. Enjoy your Veilguards while you can.
>>723240246cute couple
>>723238084>Thank god he's straight
>>723238084force him to watch naked white womenno son of mine suffers yellow fever
>>723238084Ask him if he's winning.
>>723239152How's your stock market, gwailo?
>>723238084his mum is probably going to have a good evening after seeing that.
>>723238251came into the thread with this exact same thougt.
>>723238084THE MARIO! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it's time to go, do the Mario!
>>723238084Be glad, that my son is probably not gay.Also: >>723238298
>>723238084Probably start gooning with him
>>723238084Install a lock on his door so he can have privacy and I won't walk in on him jorkin it.
>>723238084lend him my going into games machine he gets even and I get that fine ass bitch raven
>tfw I love and enjoy both Nier Automata and Stellar BladeIt's an incredible ability.
>>723238084where's the bulge
>>723238298>Tell him dinner is ready and leaveYou're supposed to bring him the dinner retard
>>723242409Name of this slampig?
>>723244094ai slop 12847124
>>723238084Sit down and watch, and silently be happy that he's not gay.Oh and I'll be sure to pester him with questions when he's at a hard part, or ask him who a character is when they haven't been introduced, or give him bad advice.
>>723238084I would tell him she reminds me of her mom just before he was conceived
>>723243236Asking the important question.
>>723238892This 2b isn't the right one but it still illustrates things
Tell him the one with the resting bitch face is mai waifu
is this nigga trying to summon Eve into our plane of existence or something?
>>723238084>Surely there's cuter costumes than that!
>>723245762yes
>>723245762he just loves her so much
>>723238892>nigger ass
what the fuck Maciej
>>723242723Same
>>723238084>Nigger ass>Obsession with nigger assesI would never let my son turn into a nigger
>>723238084ask him why he's using this retarded mod
>>723238084I ask him how he got a cracked version on his PC and where can I get it?
>>723250404vegan
>>723238084Is the game worth it? All i see being posted is this girls butt and no gameplay. Should i get it on a sale?
>>723238320what does Accelerated Graphics Port have to do with troons?
>>723245762he's just brown
>>723238084atleast hes not taking drugs/gay whatever
Damn she's so hot that you kinda wanna dress up as her.Like imagine wearing that, walking around being stared at, shitting yourself in it, etc.
>>723238084id have his father talk to him about playing porn games in public
>>723251070It's a pretty decent action game. People call it a souls-like but it really isn't. The action is too fast paced and your only punishment for dying is basically just death.
>>723238084I look like this
>>723238084>so he's a ladder climbing appreciator just like me>fuck todd
>>723238084WHAT A THRILL
>>723238084>imagine being the target audience of this "game"
Playing it right now, it's alright
>>723255624>imagine being Korean
>>723255798>nigger afraid it might become a productive member of society
>>723255915Unless they're reproducing, they aren't a productive member of society
>>723238084Is the mod that buffs her assets compatible with all outfits yet or is it still just the few?
>>723238084well my son is not gay, that's a good thing at least.But I do recommend he gets some bitches on his dick instead of being a loser who spends his free time talking with strangers on mongolian basket weaving forums
>>723238084Give him a high-five and take him out for ice cream.
>>723238084I motorboat 360 and walk away.
>>723255915>productive employee of samsung
Maciej, we need to talk...
>>723238084I hate africanized assfaggots
>>723238084>Now that's a snake eater, son!
>>723238084DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS
>>723238084>*smiling* Damn, son, where'd you find his?
>>723238084>he is winning
Maciejbros...
This is one of the games my family actually said “What’s that?” at lmao
>>723238084jerk him off
>>723255624imagine taking hrt
>>723238084Start gooning to hot Vidya women with him.
>>723238084>Nice graphics, son!
>>723238456correct
>>723238515While Eve (is that her name? I honestly can't remember.) Has a better body, 2B is a far more memorable character with an ultimately better design. Eve just looks like a pretty asian woman, she only has her sexuality going for her.
>>723238084Tell him that stop playing mediocre games with malware and old hags.
>>723242723Same. Tribal retards should hang themselves.
>>723238649Are you aware that men and women have different pelvises? Given that you used a male meme image I'm going to assume that you are a retarded permabeg.
>>723238084Is the gameplay actually good besides having a nice ass to stare at?
>>723244094hbbxx
>>723264684just your average hack & slash gameplay
>>723242723bro, you're doing internet wrong.it's always one or the other. on everything. no exceptions.and if someone talks about something he likes, and it's not the exact thing you like, you must immediately assume that he means the thing you like is dogshit.
>>723239152What's wrong with Wukong?
