How does a granny gets accepted into Tracen Academy?
Maybe she's just been there for a very long time.
should I?
what makes the gilf good?
>>723240037My rule is that as long as the points are higher than the failure rate = YES
>>723240037>senior yearyeah, she's glue if you don't
>>723240150>>723240138I overdid it bros
>>723240215At least it's only a glueship and not a nice uma who deserves better.
>>723240215horse sashimi
>>723240312>>723240282yo wtf
>>723240414Is this the run?
This was 100% the Janny right?>>723237343I could feel the seething of quickly writing that, hitting post and then delete
Is dominator worth it for leo?
i like images of the satono diamond/kitasan black big plushiespost more of them please
>>723240530nah still a gluewith a dash of 1* guts
>>723240686
>>723240735good try though, deck?
Epic double click
>>723240783shoulda went for MLB biko borrow but I really want the slipstream skill
>>723239646Objective: Impregnate ALL Hags
>>723240796Nevermind, it wasn't even a double click
>>723240113You know how Falco procs her unique early, flies past all the front runners and safely procs Angling at the end? SMaru also triggers her unique early but it's a lot easier to do since you don't need to be in 1st place
>>723240869Why not Taishin speed over Eishin? Is Eishin's stats just that much better?
Why aren't stallion allow to wear these?
Is Doto ok?
>>723241296Doto is safu
>>723239646I really don't get this gameEach student has their own listed year in their profile but then you do the career mode and not only everyone gets three years to complete their career but the characters are treated like their seniority still appliesLike, you do Maruzensky's career and Special Week and the gang are all first years while Maruzensky is a senior and a legend that everyone looks up to but you still gotta go through the junior, the classic and the senior years
>>723241946The Junior and Senior "divisions" are just Middle and High school in JP
>>723240113>Speed EaterI wouldn't have to beg Helios for that anymore for the next cup... Alright granny, you've got my pink slips.
>>723241605Long live to Dotto!
Where do I check the increasing values of every ult? Because it's not on gametora
I literally cannot bring myself to do another parent grind for Leo Cup. There had to be a better way to structure this game and champion's meetings that didn't require you to grind your life away every 3-4 weeks.
>>723239646I'll be glad to roll for my gilf waifu finally and get out of saving hell. Though if I get her before I have to spark her I'm not sure what I'll do with the leftover carats.
>>723242405Just get a parent with what you want from uma.moe then half ass your own parent.
JANNY PLS HELP!!!! THEY ARE POSTING PONY HORSE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Fffffffffffffffuck this game.
>>723242712I feel you
>>723241046i don't have mlb taishin but eishin is better because her events gives your lots of energies
>>723242712I once had Night Owl, Migraine and Slacker activated one after another in 3 turns. I didn't touch the game for one whole day after.
>>723242405If you're looking into getting the perfect parent then it's time to stop. You'll get lucky one day but it's unreasonable to keep chasing that goal everytime you're farming for one, learn to settle
>>723243180I don't even want to settle for one. I don't want to grind for a parent at all which is really going to fuck me because I didn't prep for Taurus cup so it's not like I have anything from there I can pull from.
>>723243107
>do whatever fan/parent run>Tosho Charming mid-junior>triple rainbow November Juniorof course only on a bullshit run
>>723243321>Japanese humor.webm
>>723243321>Hair hardly sways>tail is going wildThis honestly irks me.
>>723243386That's how it is on this bitch of an earth. I got my 9* stam and 3* Pace Scarlet while just doing a TT run since I haven't touched her since early August. Then I got a 9* stam Golshi while farming Kikuka Sho sashes.
>>723243590What about them?
I happened to have this already so would you guys say it's good enough for a Leo parent or should I tinker some more with it? Just want to know if I can skip some parent farming and get straight to Ace pulling
>>723243608tbf she's shaking her hips hard
>>723241046Taishin has low priority
>>723244050You seem good to go
>>723242132Then why are the years called Junior, Classic and Senior
>>723241046Eishin babe has free mood up+energy+max energy on first event, and free refill on last event
>>723241605How does a horse get a nose like this
>>723244248Horse stuff. 2 year olds are juniors, 3 year olds are classic, and senior is 3+ years and technically doesn't have an age limit but depends on race to race. But when it comes down to it: Uma does what it feels like with the lore and implications. Like how they knew jackshit with S1 anime, to Uma friendly phones, to bothering with acknowledging Umas in old historical paintings. Just don't take it too seriously if they aren't and have fun if they do.
How long till the new banner drops? I wanna roll for Maruzensky.
>>723244726The lore in the game being both "they really put a lot of thought into this" and "what the fuck were they thinking, this makes no sense" is very Cygames
>>723240215
>spent all the extra time farming Power sparks for Cancer cup>turns out I was supposed to farm Stamina sparks for Cancer cup>had barely good enough Umas for B gradedOKAY /v/WHAT FUCKING SPARKS DO I NEED FOR LEO CUP
>>723245134Medium/Turf, you can always luckshit yourself into a high roll horse when it comes to stats. Less time spent on parents = more time for ace farming
Suzuka if she real
>>723244854About 6 hours left
What's the Stamina needed for Leo cup?
>>723240563The only way to stop the hag
Are inherited unique healing skills good or bad? Like U=ma or Pure Heart?
>>723245134It's Power for Leo
>>723247069They are a free gold recoveries so they're good, later on they are buffed too
>>723245284Anon>>723246793Like 900 I think
>>723247069As an unique they're equivalent to a golden recovery but when inherited they're like a silver recovery. Depends on your Stamina and the skills you can buy I guess
>>723247069>>723247229They're bad, they only heal as much as normal recovery skill at a higher cost. They are buffed later.
>>723242405then don't I haven't trained a single parent in my entire career and have won Taurus and Gemini only using the 3 daily borrows, I'll probably win Cancer too, stop torturing yourself like that
>>723247229He means inherited from a spark>>723247069I'm pretty sure all inherited recoveries suck because they are just a white recovery and not gold, so no, don't do that
>>723247069Sage Grass's is very good but only for late/end
>>723247568Why only for those positions?
>>723245134as always, it depends on what you're training and what your teamcomp will betrain that wit of yours
>>723247652Because it only activates when your uma is not at the front during the middle leg and another overtook your uma
Should I build smaru for finals?
daiwa weedlet
>>723247069they are only good on christmas oguri because they let you manipulate when to use her unique
>>723247850>american humor.png
>>723247842If you already have your own Seiun parent with a Groundwork spark then yeah sure, you'll have like 12 hours to do it
>>723248118I'm seiunless, think its doable with three borrows?
>2nd>2nd>3rd>3rdcool
>>723247850Where is the joke Buckley
>>723248367dude weed
>>723247850twitter global babies have got to be the least funny artists ever
>>723242712Taiki's career is totally ez mode but she's such a moody cow it's unreal how often she cucks herself out of great runs like that.
Is a pace without shooting and red shift glue?
>be a 3* power sparklet >be patching up Taiki to secure A finals>get 1 3* speed and 2 3* power>none of them at 1100 stats at allJust let me get that damned Mile S damnit!
>>723247850Our drawfags really do mog these xitter losers
>>723248559yes
Are (you) rolling for her?
>>723248326Same bro.
Many are reusing taurus aces, will they get BTFO by maru?
>>723249093skip
>>723249093No, I'm saving for the actually important ones.
>>723245134Leo is a longer race, you'll be needing to run stam cards like Creek since inspiration alone won't get you there.Since you're running stam cards, you don't need stam inspiration, and will want power instead now that your cards are going to be like 4 spd 2 stamSource: my ass.
>>723249093I'll do the paid banner because I want more 3* and If I get her good if not I don't care
>>723249093metaslaving on trainee banners = you didn't beat the CM
>>723249167you better not roll on Riko and Rice like a retard either
>>723249167>we are ALL pulling for rikowho is this 'we'
>>723249093erotic hag...
>>723249167>Pull on rikoI shall simply use a rental>But kitasan and creekMy kita is MLB, my creek is +2 soon to be +3.
If I luckshit s.maru for cancer cup, what recovery skill should I grab? 777 good or what?
>>723249093I just got a spark, but seeing the long list of Umas I want I don't think it's worth it for me
>>723249375Retards who skipped the Super Creek banner.
>>723249093YesI don't have Special Week OR Maru
>>723249093I'll roll on christmas Oguri, I still need to decide whether to roll on Rice/Riko or something like Nature or Fine motion wit cards.My preps for the champion meeting have been 4 speed 2 power/stam so I think having the boost on the scenario will make it easier to get better stats overall
Holy shit, Blockushin actually worksTake that, Seiun Shit
>>723249307But this paid banner is literally a scam tho, who would pay for a random 3* that will most likely be trash like Biwa Hayahide or Rice Shower?
Are ya rollan?!Are ya skippan?!
>>723249593Anon nooooo your tp
enjoy these last few CMs before they turn into Christmas Oguri vs Christmas Oguri vs Christmas Oguri bullshit
>>723249564Yes, I barely have any 3* I'll take anyone
>>723249281i cant wait to roll her and agnes digitan next month
>>723247850Kill yourself
you only like the kraut whore because she has fat tits
>>723249564NTA but there are like 9 horses out of 34 I would be ok with getting. That's a 25% chance. I've won 25% chances before.
>>723249624Danchou is okay with it I always participate during events.
>>723239646Photocopied pointer
>>723249093I always metaslave in gacha games so yes, I'm still competitive in Nikke and SD Gundam too while having other hobbies so I need to take the shortest route to victory
Is 700 stamina + 2 golds truly enough?
>>723249634I don't see how anything could be worse than front meta.
FUCK THIS DOGSHIT CM NIGGER
Every time I get a fatty speed training I hear Jeremy Clarkson in my head.
Is Cafe good for you?
>>723249817700 + 1 is barely enough to finish the race without any debuffs, 2 should resist multiple gold debuffs but you rely on procing both. 800 + 2/900 + 1 is the ideal
>>723249905every time a pull upgrades to SSR i hear Rupee from Nikke going>Upgraded!!!
>>723249772Yes, and...?
I wish I had seiun fuck man why did I skip her
>>723249093I might toss 10 at her, but otherwise I need to save the carats.My support decks are starting to suffer because I keep rolling on umas like a retard...
>tfw the parent run is not 1* guts or witFUCK YES FINALLY
>>723249817I'm doing stam parents + 4/2 spd/pwr. I get Hanshin racecourse from Biwa in every runcould be super lucky but idk and get to 740 min stam from trainings and 2 gold recoveries
what is max amount that parent can give? 63?
>>723249905TONOIGHT, ON UMA GEAR
>Got into B finale in Graded League despite not preparing a single uma for itWe're all gonna make it, bros, it will all be okay
>>723250114I think so, but keep in mind a 3* spark not only gives a bigger starting bonus, but a bigger bonus every inspiration event too. Going from a 2* to a 3* on a single parent/grandparent is probably a 50 stat bonus by itself
>>723249905
>>723250136What would the show be about?
How much are the paid banners anyway? is it some gay shit like 70 dollars per pull?
>>723249375western cc community
>>7232503601500 carats
Any doto sightings in game?
>>723250136>>723250349
>>723250136HAMMOND MAKES A FRIEND>N-no Super Creek I'm not interested in this "goo goo babies". I'm not short and childlike, 5'7 isn't short! And stop following me with a bib and rattle!JAMES FAILS A RAINBOW TRAINING>Oh cock, mood down and practice poor before summerAND I FAIL TO MAKE GRADED A FINALS>Gassed? What do you mean gassed, she has 1200 speed and power?!
>>723250107I attempted this too since nishino flower can give charming and very useful skills, this was an absolute dogshit run with no rainbow trainings in the summer and it still looked like this. It's definetely worth exploring at the very least
>>723240037If you are ever in this position I ow that if you fail this type of training the run was never going to make it. Also remember that resting on summer can never lower your mood.
>>723250627Hammond not getting the short end of the stick? Inconceivable
>>723250627KEK
>>723250653>4 starsEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do I need shooting and shift for late dominator hybrids too?
Why is Brian's card not recommended?
Been trying to create a front runner parent for myself, missed groundwork but overall finally something usable.
>>723248227Realistically? No. She has no green skills so you have to get Groundwork AND 3 skills to proc it. Still, I think it's worth trying because you'll probably win Platinum if you manage. You'll probably want to use the Suzuka SSR (gives 2 greens through hints along with Focus + one random event gives one of those greens)
>>723251430It has no initial friendship and no mood bonus on top of abysmal gold skill. So it exists for new players or F2P's with no good speed cards.
>>723251430people get scared at the low specialty priority without looking at the +2 speed training, 30 friendship bonus and 5% training effectiveness +40 speed for -20 energy is also not bad at all, basically a free good rainbow
>>723251556Won't the double speed bonus make up for it
>>723251567Anons need to embrace rainbow gambling
>>723251716What about horse gambling?
>>723251716>More RNG on top of your RNGNo way fag
>>723251430Who the hell told you that? Her gold skill sucks but she's supposed to be a stat stick
Is special priority always active or does it kick in after orange?
>>723251567>30 friendship bonus and 5% training effectivenessYou're talking about like that's anything special. Most speed SR's have similar or better stats, nevermind SSR's.
>>723251854Always, only friendship training takes effect in rainbow only.
>>723251862Maybe at MLB lol
Thanks for the energy toreina!
>>723251716im not saying brian is mindblowingly OP, but speed training bonus means she increases the value of training by a shit ton by just showing up, i've gotten +70 summer speed trainings with just her and kitasan
I can't stand doing grass careers why is she always so mad? Stop being moody for a single run for fucks sake
Do you need 300+ guts for leo
>>723252113She knows she'll never be Japanese
>>723249167I hope everyone but me skips the Maruzenski banner.
>>723252208300+ guts should come for free inbetween stamina training and URA finale bonus
Leo is going to be worse than cancer. Less time to prepare, S. Maru and evil neichas everywhere. I just want to win once a cm...
>>723251984She's lucky I think clothes with fur collars are the tightest shit ever
>>723252407It's the same amount of time
>>723252208Guts was only an issue for Cancer since you didn't usually use stamina cards. Bring 2 stamina cards and you don't ever need to press guts.
>>723250739>I'm the first to arrive on the track, and just then when over the horizon, I see a big head, accompanied by Captain Slow>Morning May, I see you brought Biwa Hayahide, wrong choice as usual>What do you mean? And who's that?>I have brought the classic, the indispensable Sakura Bakushin O>Clarkson you idiot.>What?>This is a 2400 meter race, Bakushin won't be able to sustain herself that long.>James, 2400 is just 3 runs of 800, which is Bakushin's speciality. With her speed and power, she'll run that no problem, right, Bakushin?>>Bakushin-shin-shin!>See? And I see your choice of Biwa Hayahide means she's going to be as slow as you are>Excuse you, Biwa is the smartest uma of her generation, just look at how big her brain is, that means she'll know how to position and when to sprint, combined with her hair obscuring those behind her, she's an obvious choice>>>Mood: bad>Wait where's Hammond?A defeated Hammond walks onto the field, wearing a blue japanese preschooler rain jacket and yellow hat, head down, eyes away, holding the hand of a jubilated Super Creek, May and Jeremy erupt laughing>not funny, it's not funny...>Hammond what are you wearing? >Super Creek would only agree to this if I gave in to some demands...>Why didn't you just pick another runner?>Because, May, she held on to my sleeve and wouldn't let go for the entire day until I yielded! Why is Bakushin here, I thought we were running 2400?
>>723252483It's not. Gemini to Cancer was 3,5 weeks. Cancer to Leo is 2 weeks.
>>723252013>>723251849I dont have the club points to MLB her card and Rice Shower for Unity Scenario and I've used club points to 3LB McQueen and Winning Ticket SSRs
>>723252472shit must’ve stunk and been completely drenched after a race
>>723252208Guts is somewhat more important than stamina up to 300 so you always want at least 300
>>723252618Poor Biwa...
>>723252618>>James, 2400 is just 3 runs of 800, which is Bakushin's speciality. With her speed and power, she'll run that no problem, right, Bakushin?>>>Bakushin-shin-shin!>>See? And I see your choice of Biwa Hayahide means she's going to be as slow as you are
>>723252618lmao
>>723251430Stop paying attention to retards. It's an okay card that you use if your SR Speed cards aren't at high enough LB. It is kind of a cope choice but beggars can't be choosers
>Night Owl right followed by mood down event right after debut>I want to fucking quit>Well I shouldn't let my tp and borrow go to waste. Maybe I can get a decent spark>two more Night Owls and three more mood down events before first summer campJust let me play the fucking game
Any tips on how to make parent farming less tedious?
>>723252618this is perfect
>>723253224Listen to audiobooks or multitask in some other way. The grind is heavy some days.
>>723251862>Most speed SR's have similar or better statsit is comparable to most MLB SRs, thats the whole point, it is a card you can get for free and can grind it to be comparable to the good SRs you might not have at MLB.
>>723253224If you have two monitors then torrent inglorious basterds and watch that while you do your parent grinding
>>723252618KEK
>>723252653You don't need to MLB Brian, LB3 to MLB only increases the useless stuff
>>723252208You get a speed bonus iirc for stamina stats at 3, 6, 9 and 12 respectively so even if you get your stamina insanely high to like 1200 if you can get guts over 300 without sacking more important stats it's just extra speed.
>>723252618shit like this is why I come to /v/
Opera O is finished.
>>723253224>Need a borrow to make my parent>Use up my three runs>Don't have to do shit for the rest of the day
>>723252618These threads are, bar none, the best on /v/. Bang up job, anon.
>>723252618I love you /v/ma
>>723252618kek
>>723249167Sorry I got distracted could you repeat what you said?
>>723252618>all while The Stig and Mihono Bourbon stare expressionless
>>723253224Hopefully by end of year they'll put in auto-play for URA.
>It's simple. We umm, kill Golshi.
>reached 70 club points a day from my 9* Scarlet I love whoring her out, Bros.
4 more hours hag lovers
Summer Maru isn't parent material at all right? Just use her as an ace with Seiun parent?
>>723254769based scarletbro
>>723255008Not worth using as a parent, regular maru is better than that
>>723255008She has good base affinity with Bourbon, and in theory you could win like 20 different G1 races with her and make her work alright with other umas.
>>723254548>If we don't deal with this now, soon, uh, little Trainer here won't be able to get a carrot for his fatass Oguri Cap.
>>723254769I managed to produce a 9* turf king halo, and ever since then, I've been raking in 100 club points daily, and a constant slew of new frens. Being able to wedge into the arima kinen haru demographic has been an absolute boon.
>>723255267Gib code
>>723255267Ooh, post your code
Friends... I'm about to roll for the Hot Rod(old) herself, wish me luck.
Imagine losing the finals not to falcon but to a last-minute S. Maru
>>723255349There are still hours to go anon, patience
>>723255267based my decent Seiun has gotten me 50+ a day and it feels so good. People even borrow my 5* Spe event card for the Gourmand.
>>723255008Apparently her unique is still required on other front runners but I don't think many will be running other front runners for this upcoming cup
>>723239646That's a man
>>723255349Roll now before everyone else takes her
>>723254769>>723255085420531435397Use her up. Scarlet.9*stam, 5* Pace chaser, *2 medium, *2 her sig
>>723255437imagine losing finals to a team trials front runner with no angling
Heh
>>723255437That's my plan. If I succeed you'll see her at the /v/ictory stakes
Ban gilfs
>>723239646There's a scene in the anime that's a flashback when one of the girls is a kid admiring a grown woman. Then in the present they're both at the same school.
>>723255291>>723255338375685310923Hope you all make good use of her, if you decide to do
>Pocket starts raicing against non-jobber umas>Immediately breaks her own leg to protect her legacy>"Muh phantom triple crown"What the fuck was her problem?
>>723255740Would he have enjoyed the cup?
>>723255892>blame the playerbaseFor what?
>>723255892Whoops, misclicked...
>>723255740>Comes out of nowhere to steal the most prestigious race of the boardFucking kino
>>723255957Lol probably got his ass kicked by a bigger whale.
>>723255892>whale cant buy his way to victorylol. lmao.
>>723255957Probably whale club drama, lots of backstabbing going on in those places.
>>723247958>>723248367>>723248505>>723248980>>723249678the joke is weed if you are mad about it then you must be black
>>723249093>frontslopthat's a skip from me famalam
>>723255892I'm not sure how these people don't get embarrassed while doing the whole "public retirement" shit
>>723256192>I invited all your parents
>>723255828>the guy whose stud I was using earlier this month was an anonbest I've gotten so far is 5th place btw
>>723255731Content?
>7 G1 victories>First filly to win the dahby in 64 years>Highest earning mare at the time>Part of a legendary rivalry with another top tier horse>Hall of famer>ZERO AURAWhat went wrong? She's the Tim Duncan of uma musume
When are we gatekeeping the game from normies and for devs to pander to us?
Help. I think I'm burning out. I'm so tired of trudging through careers just to get shitty 1* sparks. This game also has the worst gacha economy I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with.
>>723256358New normal.
>>723256484These people make me sick.
>>723256478The struggles of being one of the first. They could probably dig her out of it if they gave her a manga.
>>723256484>go to normalfag websites>complain about normalfags being there
>>723256495It's Cygames, what did you expect, free rolls?
>>723256495Anon just take a little break and re-use your taurus aces, parent farming is horrible you don't HAVE to do it
>>723254769>>723255267I remember when i got 3*pwr Teio and was getting borrows and follows. Good times, now all i have to offer is a shitty 3* groundwork Pasa.
>>723256601YES
>>723256617> shitty 3* groundwork Pasa...what blue and pink?
>>723256635We get free rolls in a week kek
Ban yuri
I don't want horse girl yuriI want toxic horse girl yuri
>>723256771we were robbed of so much futa kino
>>723256897>futaFuck off, faggot
>>723256484>>723256771>>723256823What's the point of bringing up this shit here when we know yuri's never going to happen after the king kamehameha shit happened
>>723256823
>>723256478I hope Special Week, Vodka and Gold Ship get a chance to shine in a future anime project because they got fucked over by S1 shenanigans. Same for Kitasan but she's probably unsalvageable because she came way later
Now that the dust has settled, did she live up to expectations?
>>723256771>>723256823Oldfag who watched anime since the 90s but watched less since 10s:Is Yuri two girls kissing and hugging? Or did it morph into something I'm not aware of, including how it's seen in Asia?
>>723257000Yurifags invading fandoms
>>723257000>after the king kamehameha shit happenedthe what
>>723257000Are king kamehameha and dope impact still never evers?
This is getting ridiculous. At this point, only pregnancyfags can stop yuritards, but I'm too afraid to call them. They are both a pest.
>>723257047>Special Week, Vodka and Gold ShipNo.>KitasanAlso, no.
>>723256484I wish I saved the tweet but a lot of those accounts you see don't even play the game or like it and openly admit it when asked. theyre just faggot obsessed with gay sex and kissing. truly pathetic
>>723256192Don't be mad at us, be mad at your own sense of humor (or lack thereof)
>>723256771If it's a male, Creek would have dozens of foals by now.
>>723257000Because I crave drama and there's a lot of juice in a budding romance turning foul as their competitive nature overrides and hijacks any potential relationship as respect and love turns into insecurity and loathing.
>>723257047Special Week should have bigger tits and be more racist
>>723257090Basically, there's a subset of the community who are hungry to yuri ship any and all pairings because the subtleties of same-sex friendships are lost to them. They also tend to be extremely hostile to trainer-uma pairings or anything that implies they might be straight. Honestly, that shit should stay on Twitter and I don't know why anons are sullying themselves by bringing that discourse here.
Reminder, this is the GOAT
>>723257251>webmThe fuck is this shit?!
>>723257156The first trailer of the game featured king kamehameha being a raging dyke for hishi amazon since he fucked her day and night IRL, the owner hated seeing his horse portrayed like that and decided to ditch the project, rudolf and oguri were also supposed to be lovers but the owners also got mad at this and so they went from lovers to having little to zero interaction between each other in the game>>723257159If orfevre got in so can the others
>>723257323>not NTR
I'm still building Cancer Aces
>>723257047>>723257207>Gold ShipAgreed but the character is basically a mascot for the entire francise and the VA has been literally shilling everything the merch, the events, the anime etc. We wont see the Gold Ship movie or season cour, but fuck me if we wont see more of weird white stallion in general.
>>723257000>saying this>when Spe wants to fuck Suzuka
>>723257000I don't get why you guys believe THAT was the problem and not that they probably were planning to use the horses without permission from the owners>>723257371This shit is entirely bullshit. You won't find a single source for it because it's not true
>>723257474No more Gold Ship
Dammit
How many more umapyois?
>>723257407>ONE G1 winJob road isn't even top 3 in her generation
>>723257607Don't fuck the horse
>>723257575Save for the spark upgrade event
>>723257334A trainer caring for her trainee?
We can agree that this is the worst jukebox song right?
>>723256192>ESLBslopyou should glue yourself now
>>723257334Super Creek's episode from Cingray.
>>723257731>big forehead >weeb horseYes.
>>723257543They did have permission though, for deep impact, orfevre, king kamehameha and another horse, people like to cope that it was due to the "doping incident" that he pull out, but if it was for that then he simply wouldn't have given the rights for deep impact
>>723256192Your art sucks and you only have ONE joke that only normalfags find funny, now go back
>>723257702She passed her menopause so you can going rawdog all the time. Ain’t that great?
>>723256372You'll get there one day!
Guys I can't stop farting lately
>>723257702As if you have a choice. The horse does as the horse pleases.
Am I safe for class 6 retention?
>>723258091Yes
>>723257323ENTER
>play galge>every single girl is into (You)>dude what if they fucked each other while I watchwhat causes this mental illness
>>723257817>>723257967>facing termination
>>723258126When is he becoming an uma
>>723257731No, since Mcqueen and Rice have boring ballads.
>>723258126Why do jockeys always use the same like 10 or so different outfits? I've seen that sky blue and red and also the black and red cross outfit on like 5 different Japanese horses and there are probably more, kind of reduces the variety for Uma colors
>>723258337Mcqueen's song is really good though. Rice Shower's is pretty boring.
>>723258320After the Kentucky Scenario.
>>723257323>Lost her debut>Dodged l'arc to avoid facing an international mare>Tokyo Racecourse merchant>Zero competition, McDonalds worker generation>No Arima Kinen win, in fact completely ate shit>Can't win the Yasuda Kinen>Dubai sellout>Needs Sunday Silence hashirama cells sperm to competeRespect the goat.
>>723258565>pharoah Brown girls aren't cute
>>723258565>American PharoahOh my god
>Wasted my free ticket on McQueen>Watched the anime and fell in love with Special EdI wanna pull her so bad, bros...
>>723258637someone call Ace, kaichou is getting uppity again
>>723257270Doesn't seem unique to Yurifags. People been sending death threats over tv romances since forever. Unless you mean they are particularly bad and widespread for animu or gachas like when Korea sneaks in hand signals.
>>723258268so true. gold ship's big stallion cock belongs in my ass only.
>>723258637Never respect the emperor
>>723258637>rudolf talking about international performancepot calling the kettle back
You got the ticket.
>>723256372It's really funny checking the clubs of the frens i get, and seeing a nigga from one of the /v/ clubs every now and thenAnd ye, I'm in same predicament as you lol, at best I can get a good couple of either turf or long sparks, but never both. One day I'll eventually find the perfect kakera (which'll no doubt get fumbled by 1000 pickle events)
>>723256642nothing remarkable
>>723258430Those are the racing silks of the horse owner. I get what you mean but I assume they want to represent them in some way.
>>723258637BRING ME SHITBOLI POODOLF
>>723258738Korea is being infected by feminism to the point gachas are promoting it.
>>723239646how do i get horny again? i dont remember the last time i fappedlooking at these does nothing
>>723258738it is particularly bad and very wide spread to the point where even the most coomslop gacha(nikke) has yurifags that beg for the removal of stuff like the butt jiggle
>>723258831Wouldn't
>>723258958Take it to /trash/ bub this is not the erectile disfunction and/or erp thread.
>>723258958>aislopEvery time...
>Daiwa whenever she's not your horse mid-career
>>723258738gooks are kinda justified being like that because the mother of all schizo theories ended up being true like an actual shadow feminist witch organization puppeteering their president over there
>>723258637>Raced against literally nobodies >Couldn't set records against plumbers and milkwomen>Stat mogged by the CENTURIAL OVERLORD>m-m-muh triple crown....m-m-muh undefeated Back to the retirement home
>>723259112She wants your attention
>>723259112>Enter race>See random Daiwa>Get Red Ace'd scrub
>>723258320Apparently Contrail is coming first
>>723259221>>AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE D-D-D-D-D-DIGITAL-SAMA?!?!?!?!!?!?! I-I WAS JUST KIDDING P-P-PLEASE LET ME WIN THE 2001 TENNO SHO (Autumn) M-M-MY DYNASTY MUST C-C-CONTINUE P-PLEASE YOU CAN HAVE DOTO AND MY EARNINGS, EVEN MY CROWN IF YOU WAN- N-N-NO WAIT!!!!!! I KNEEL, I KNEEL, I FUCKING KNEEL, PLEASE SPARE MEEEEAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE-...ACK...!!!!
>723258958>He thinks this is an erp ai slop gacha generalLMAO this is a training sim autism thread, go BACK to /trash/
>>723258320>caring about umas you're NEVER going to get because this game will EOS before we even get anywhere near thatreach for the skies anon
>>723259606She's still ugly.
>>723259149>>723259000>>723258938So it is a thing in Asia. But does that mean every time I see someone draw Scarlet and Vodka together, including from a Western fag, I have to lose my shit over it? And not ignoring certain signs. Oguri and Rudolph ice skating together was ultra gay.
Daiwa Scarlet is in fact number 1.She the first horse you get and the first horse you use, she took your first time.
>>723259807I don't know why you keep posting this garbage ass porn and making Daiwa look like dogshit but do know that you are not welcome here and should go back to /trash/
>>723259760Still rapes jobpera and fraudolf in every track btw
>>723259752>he thinks uma will ever eos at allyour next post is... a steam chart
>your umawife gets mogged by Hishi AkebonoBigger is better overall, you can't deny that anon.
>scarletfag shit up the CM thread shilling open league of all things>another scarletfag thinks this is a porn dump threadhmmm yup yup vodka won again
>tachy dominator>grass dominator>taishinIs this a good comp for leo? Also do dominator comps go heavy on the debuffs or are they hybrids
>>723259606video cuts off one second too early right before she does the badass neck tilt
scarlet is not number 1use my vodka, i need points please
>>723259779>ignoring this
This thread started out so good and now it's /dbs/ and ai dumps, what happened?
>>723259760agnes digital slander will not be tolerated in /v/ma musume
I just had a run with 6 debuffs, one of which failed to cure once, and 5 unrelated mood down events on top of that. Naturally it also had the best inspiration for Daiwa I've had so far.This was your daily "fuck this game" post, thank you for reading.
>>723260160429570367632i forgor
>>723260173>/dbs/You mean /sp/
>>723260165>no Super creek
>>723260154>taiSHITnigga nooooooooooo she's worse than ever in Leo, the acceleration window starts on a corner and Shadow is a straightaway skill, she won't accelerate as fast as everyone else so it's basically imposible for her to win, double dominator is also hard to proc because one of your lates will most likely end up 5th or higher with all the Nice Natures running around
>>723256484what are you even crying about? yurifags got RAPED by the horse owners and jockeys during development, the game and anime is literally made with straight people in mind
>>723260173Trannies
>>723260049HUH? Umamusume wont EOS? then why does it only have twel- NANI?!
>>723260153Never seen a worst PR week for an uma
>>723260260She never love you, she only cares about her ABDL fetish.
>>723260173it's cool, everything will be cleansed once the new content drops in two hours.
>>723260165>Manhattan Cafe and Taiki are basically = CurrenDid not expect this. I kind of want to roll for Cafe.
>dykewa scarshitters ruining the thread againNice job ruining her reputation as an openshitter whore
How many free rolls in aoharu?
>>723260304>the game and anime is literally made with straight people in mind>can't even make porn because it'll piss off the jockeys and the ownersIf horse racing was in America, it'll be a different story.
>>723260173As the OP I'm just glad my recent threads have survived
>>723260250ONE GOAT ON THE SHIRT
>>723260537Don't
>>723260537Do
>>723260165explain the difference between activity and intensity? like i get what the words mean, but i dont get how can a relationship be intensive and passive at the same time (see: mr. C.B.)
>>723260572>ton of ghetto zebras>few they them colored shave haired uma>obese>rap and gangster shit as ostFuck no
>Insecure Vodkafags>Scarlet showing her tits>Teio still won't activate Teio Step
>>723260710Don't forget the tumblr/cal-arts animation
How about a race for fun
>>723260572>he still believes it's due to muh yakuzaMaybe seiunfags shouldn't have draw guro with her and spam tag the owner on twitter for days
>>723260783Daughters aren't for sex.
>>723260165>he doesn't know this garbage graph already got debunked by wit chadsget on with the program
>>723257232>>723257763>>723257806>being this mad
>>723260710but teio was singing ballin in the anime? I saw it on youtube
Don't let these two dumbfucks bring you down scarletbros, there were worst things coming down from these threads before than their current shitshow.
>>723260840Why did they do that anyway it's not even funny
>>723260801Make the room and I'll join. Any gameplay is better than whatever /vg/ tier nonsense is currently being posted.
>>723260890ackshually that was the other list made by chinkoids
>>723260912Scarlet was a mistake. She needs to be put down.
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM>S tierNTRanonymous, Wodka, First rate trainers, Seiunlets>A tierSpechuds, Digitalfags, Satono gems>B tierDotobros, Suzuka flat earthers, VILLAINS, Oguri cappers>power gap>D tierPotential uma, Dumb falcon, Currencels, Teiobros>Vanta black coal postersKitasan niggers, Daiwa scarlet posters, Goldkeks, Taikifags
>>723260572>straight people is when pornare you dumb?
I am racing through Tickets story and Biwa is being such a cool big sister there, why is she so overlooked?Is it really just her being trash gamewise or is her career also a whole bunch of nothing?
>>723260840>yakuzaIf anything, it's just people wanting to respect the wishes of the owners.
>>723260987>forgot the sekai saikyous
>>723261020Heh hehBeeeeeeeeeeg hed
>>723261020Biwa is super cool, but unfortunately not a lot of people rolled for her cuz of the kita banner and she sucks gameplay wise
>>723260963no, it was this one, easily proven wrong by playing the game
>>723249093She's in my Top 5, so I'm pulling regardless of metanessI also like Spe and don't have her regular version, so pulling any of them is a win for me
>>723261020Her in-game performance is much much worse than her canon performance, and no one pulled for her because everyone was saving for Kitasan.
>>723261020Men intimidated by intelligent women.
>>723261118post 1 romantic moment with special week
>>723260926Nips can be some of the most disgusting niggers on earth, like when they threw stones at opera for winning a race
>>723261005>non-binary trainer>letting women play the game>>723261020Cause she has a large forehead. It's not sexy.
>>723261093I love her big noggin, the mane she has on it is miraculous, best of the cast if you ask me
>>723261190Like the actual horse? Wtf that's a poor animal when did that happen
>>723260987>t. got raped by chad ship in gemini
>>723260987ignoring the fact that this is a copypasta, rate Mcqueen bros, fukuchads, and Nice Naturals. actually, no need, they'll always be top tier in my heart
>>723260987There was a time where Tachyonfags would be the law here. However, after the science incident, they never recovered....
>>723261020>have her at 4*I really need to build a better Biwa someday.
Teio buffs where.........
>>723261190>like when they threw stones at opera for winning a raceGoing to need a recreation of it. Where's the drawfag?
>>723261174NTA, i can give you a cute moment
>>723256478lmaoing at wokka to be honest famiglio
Is it worth to get some Nice Natural stars in the Club Shop? Since she's mostly always a debuffer does being 3 stars have any impact? I doubt it
Lets have some fun!36557028Dahby 9 slots, bring however many you want. But one of them must be your wife
If I can get some better rainbow RNG (and no Slacker) I think I can build a real monster for the finals.
>>723261174okay its not completely wrong, but specincel is an obvious one
>>723261174The hot springs where she sleeps over in your room
>>723261424>he whaledWhy?
>>723260165>Gold City>One sidedRetarded list.
>>723261419Oh shit do I have time to train my wife for medium? I don't think I got her ready
>>723261406I made the calculation that statues are more valuable than club points. The purpose of star unlocking her is just to save her from the wack as all hell fit, though.
>>723261235Yes the IRL horse, also another nip went to his stable and cut off most of his hair, people don't joke when they say opera was hated through and through by everyone
>>723261235>>723261190Referenced in BNE?
>>723261395Vodka ran twice as much as Daiwa did althougheverbeit
>>723261376Sketching gold ship hunting a whale with an anchor at work
>>723260840It’s a shame their owner was one of those rare, genuinely cool boomers who really enjoyed supporting the game until something like this finally pissed him off.
>>723261214Her hair is very prettyI want to stick my face in and sniff it
Imagine playing this and not EroDorado
>>723261406Her unique is awful is to begin with. You get Nature to 3* solely for the racewear.
>>723261214Biwa is very pretty
>>723261571>get don't overdo it! Before debutDammit king! I want you to be presentable!!!!
>>723261395>bourbonI FUCKING HATE RICE SHITWER SHE RUINED EVERYTHING
>>723261595So I guess not, I also need to star unlock Grass, Condor and Tachyon and none of them get me enough stars for the outfit with just 1 batch of 25. Curious about your calculations as well
>>723261562Ew, she's shit
>1* GROUNDWORKFUCK FUCK I WAS SO CLOOOOOSEALRIGHTFUCKI'LL TAKE IT
>>723250212I was aiming for A and got brutalizedGuess I pray to RNG gods for 1st place
>>723261208>non binary trainer go to profile and try to pick the non binary option, and if you mean the story, its assumed that the trainer is a male >letting women play the gameyou really are a retard, how are they supposed to do anything about this?
>>723261819For what it's worth, you can buy more star pieces after the first 25, it just increases the cost by 1 statue every time.
>>723261785>she can literally bite your dick off
>>723261767I heard her unique was good because the only condition was being 3
>>723261020Everyone skipped her because of Kitasan coming out and her not having any meta relevance. Her career is fine, she has some freakout moments but I think it's pretty indicative of /v/ how she has to spend so much time crunching numbers and doing crazy training to keep up with people who she believes are far more naturally talented than her. And the moments when she does let it slip just how happy she is are cute. The ending itself could be a bit better but the pretense for the hot spring makes up for it.
>>723261847>everything elseexplode
>>723260783If it's against Trainer-san, Sky High Teio Step is always 100%.Always.......
>>723261708This is the car I'd buy if God had blessed me with a Seiun pull, but he fucking hates me, he has forsaken me, I need to buy this car and maybe then I'll pull her. Or I could spray paint it myself, it would be a more personal work for my dear Seiun, she is so cute, I need her, maybe this will finally get her to me in the game
>>723261847Do the grandparents have groundwork as well?
>>723249093I am saving myself for the autistic german girl
>>723261612Jesus Christ.
>>7232614196/9, will start in 5 cuz I got stuff to do
>>723261376
>>723261847breddy gud
>>723261819By calculation I meant just looking at what could be bought with each currency. The only other thing in the club shop I might want is the McQueen welfare, but I have time to trade shoes until the next long CM.
>>723261892Doesn't this game have characters refer to trainers based on their gender?
>>723261831
>>723261901Oh I know it's just that I only have 200 statues so if I go over 1 cost then it becomes a fucking syphon
>>723262025KEK we welcome you to the hall of drawfags MSPaint anon
>>723261936>alter teio
>>723261708he reposted an image of his car this august, do i guess he's at least "okay" with us
>>723260801Fine. Finals aren't yet so it'd be nice to have a big race in the meantime19664986Kikuka Sho, 18 slots, bring one
>>723249093Only an idiot would ever pull S.Maru. She's only good for maybe 4-5 CMs before she is obsolete. Let's see... spend 30k carats on a horse for a 10k carat return at most. Please don't brick your account for this hag.
>>723261612Is that why she's short-haired?
>>723262025Based and redpilled. Stoning is good.
>>723261951Why are seiunlets like this she doesn't love you
>>723262183I think maru is cute and hot though.
>>723262183>4-5 CMs>Being good for like 3 or 4 months is a bad thing
>>723262064it does, but it doesn't change any dialogue with the exception of mejiro dober, who dislikes men trainers
>>723262183blame my dick i don't care
>>723262067Saved
>>723262212You don't know that
>>723262183>implying i wont replay her careeer from time to time just because i like her...okay
>>723262183I care about the titles, anon. I couldn't care less about the carats.
>>723262273>mejiro doberShe needs correction
>>723262273Why is she like this? Any basis in reality with the IRL horse?
>>723260898You're either underage or retarded. Maybe even both. Please refrain from posting Tachy again or even getting close to her. Find another Uma to be a "fan" of, you inbred subhuman buffoon.
>>723261930This took many, many runs…>>723261960Yeah, she has 8* Power sparks and 6* Groundwork sparks in total, but I’ll be using this Teio as a grandparent.
>>723262064I think that's only for dialogue that had alternate versions in the original game, like Rice's freaky nicknames for the trainer.
>>723262183I care about the tities, anon. I couldn't care less about the carats.
>>723262412sorry I cannot comprehend your buttmad rant desu
>>723262332But I do know that, she came home for me in one 10 roll and she never came home for (You). Now I pump her full every night
>>723262332Seuin, my beloved...
>>723262468Kill yourself
>>723262145>everyone has max stamina and speed
>>723262145>LongDo gemini aces work for this?
>>723262468Based NTRchad
>>723262412taCHADyons need to wake up and put these witlets in their place
>>723262573I don't
>>723262193Yes, it's also referenced in her fun facts that she only changed her hair once during her entire life
>Tokai Teio: Give me Teio Step or give me death>Anime Teio: "Boy it would sure suck real bad if you lost while your theme song is playing!"
>>723257731I wouldn't know, I pay no attention to any of the music
>>723262067https://files.catbox.moe/3nte07.mp4This is when I knew she was gonna be my forever Oshi. Also seeing her cry made me le big sad.
>>723262436Skills from parents have 5% chance per star and grandparents are 2.5% per star so yours has a 17.5% chance to inherit groundwork per inspiration event, not bad considering you also have 2* turf
>>723262653Ah, yes, the "you're getting 6th place" songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CejMkVpLMKE
I THINK MARUZENSKY SUCKS
>>723262468seiunlets deserve it desu
>>723262573Just have fun anon>>723262582They should more or less although not perfectly since the track is a little shorter so you'd need less Stamina/recovery
>>723262653I run anime instead of regular just because winning with that ult is pure gold. I will never back down on this. McQueen's variation isn't as cool because it's about keeping the lead and also when she procs it, it basically means she loses.
>>723262780Finally, someone says it.
>>723262780Remember, this is Fred being clipped out of context where they cut off the first part of the sentence.
>>723262780...unexperienced trainers in their mid 20s!
>>723261419Nice
>>723262780that's not very tubular of you anon
>>723262780But does she swallow?
>>723258831>first URA finale I got was in Vodka's first run ever and it was with a hot springs ticket to boot>Scarlet still won't put out hers even though I wanted hers firstWho writes this shit
>>723262676Drop her
>>7232621456/18
>>723262653Imagine having a win button........and you just don't feel like pressing it.
>>723262865dont worry, i am. I'm just surprised at how quickly everyone is improving
But who has the best hotsprings scene?
>>723262980
>>723263119Opera O
Why do I keep jobbing.....
>>723261020everyone is waiting for her Christmas version
>>723263119No one, since you didn't fuck.
>>723263119Maruzensky cuz she does this pose a lot and goes "yaaay" and I love her for it.
>>723263081If you run her as late, it procs so much more, it's ridiculous. She's just not suited to pace chasing.
>>723262963Gee dahby, how come your top three lets you have TWO hot springs Oguris?
>>723263204It's okay taishin
>>723263119Might just be recency bias, but I really liked Fuji Kiseki's.
>>723263224>he doesn't know
>>723263234>She's just not suited to pace chasing.Sound familiar.......
>>723263307Trainers don't fuck their horses
>>723263363>he is unaware
>seconds before disaster
>>723263224They all did, but they can't show that in-game lest the horse owners get jealous.
>>723263348>has pace chaser skills>her main skill works better as late surgerwhy do they keep doing this?
I just got Night Owl in Junior year and it took 3 turns to heal, should I just give up?
>>723263119I got like 5 and out of the ones I've got, I'd say either Vodka or Grass WonderThey're not even my favorites, in fact I like everyone else better, but their hot springs scene are pretty good
>>723263224The fact is, if you got the hot springs ticket you cummed deep inside your trainee yes even urara
>>723263504So rape
>>723263378What was the one that would constantly point out that her mom and dad used to be a Trainer and Uma duo again
>>723263587Nah, keep it going see what sparks you get
>>723263587Yes
>>723263615nani!?
>>723263491>>723263504
>>723263682>>723263683The duality of /v/
>>7232621457/18.
>>723263679Mr cock and balls
>>723263679Bourbon. As autistic she and her father were, they had tons of adorable moments.
>>723263615You need to stop reading H-doujins with hot springs as their settings.
>>723263679Bourbon
>>723263731where is everyone..?
>>723263679>>723263790>>723263802You'll never fuck your trainee
Matikanefukukitaru's hot springs made me tear up a bit. She put in so much effort to make sure you had a good time as a thank you for supporting her.
>>723263587no, never give up unless there's zero chance of getting a decent-to-good spark from the run
This is the first time I've ever gotten more than a double rainbow
>>723263947>scarletfag
>>723263891I'm at work anon
>>723263907Get back to work, Tazuna
>>723263731>>723263891Race will be up for 24h so it can wait until next thread either way
>>723263947Im sure she'll slay some shitters in the open league
>>723263891I'm working out and I don't wanna yell at my phone in public
>>723263749>but what does it really stand for>oh...
>>723263891Neigha I'm at work, you do have a job right? Its a Tuesday
>>723263731I'm waging
>>723264154Neigha is a neet
>>723261785That's a big head
How do you even approach a horse owner to tell him that you want to turn his horse into an anime girl in a video game that most people will want to fuck?
>>723263947>it took one avatarfaggot spamming ecchi images while coping being a openshitter to ruin her reputationvodka won
>>723264301I'll be watching you.>every breath you take>every move you make>every fan you gain>every step you takeI'll be watching you.>every single day>every post you make>every game you play>every room you makeI'll be watching you.
I have a type
>>723264331With suitcase full of money in hand.
>>723264357Copeka falseflag
I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the determination to do it.
>>723264361Best puff daddy cover
>>723262676>Gold City confirmed for gapped holesSlut
>>723264409Statpadding frauds?
>>723264409>all malesNeigha, you're gay
>>723263974I am morally obligated to like Scarlet because she was my first career win and hot spring visit, but my heart belongs to another>>723264053I'll have you know that I'm group B in graded league.
>>7232643094u
>>723264428>scarletfags getting uppity again
>>723264331You present statistics of popularity and showcase umas like Haru or Gold Ship who had gigantic booms in global appeal. A significant number of people know about even legendary horses Oguri Cap now than before Uma released, by a long shot. There is nothing worse for value than your stud not being remembered.
>>723264584Cringe
>>723264584As long as you're in graded you're fine, we only clown on openshitters feeling like hot shit when going against newbies.
>>723264361WITH THIS SUPER LUCKY 7 WE ARE ALL BRICKED AND EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO SPARK SMARU!!!!
>>723264331>you get a fuck ton of money>you get a fuck ton of publicity>you get a say in how the uma will look and how her personality will be shapedWho the hell would say no?
>>723264409Has-beens?
>>723264712Why the fuck did i quote, anyway REROLL
>>723264361That's literally Teio
>>723264712>>723264816every fucking time
>>723264773What if they want their uma to be a gay figure skater?
>>723264816>off by one againThe funniest meme
>>723264854>>723264816>>723264712>Lucklets love the luckshitter character the most
>>723264860>implying any owners are gay
>>723264712>>723264816YOU NIGGAS WILL NEVER GET A LUCKY 7 MUAHAHAHAAHAHAH
If 3 fukuposters get sent to the glue factory
>>723264431Aren't we going to get an update that allows us to use statues for umas we dont even have?
>>723264939Natie would've wanted anything except a 3.
>>723264826No, THIS is Teio
>>723264939>fukuposters>not scarletfags
>>723264950In the future
>>723264773Jockey Club and all the rich dudes and ladies concerned with keeping the racetrack image.In the US and yurop anyways. I think Mexico and South America would be much more okay with their horses turned into anime girls in a dating simulator.
With this first rate one everyone will have great pulls in the s maru banner
I think my King is magic. She clutched 2 of the wins I needed with some crazy moves and my Suzuka won me my place in the finals with her 2nd ever win in the cup on the last race I had. It was a hell of a thrill watching that last set.
>>723265097Lucky 7
Thread is about to die, someone post Air Groove (IRL) licking her groomer while he's doing an interview
>>723264860They should have let Yukino Bijin keep her skates.
>>723264826hot
>>723265097THE ONE AND ONLY
>>723265001>M-MAKWEEN!!!
>>723265097Thank you my KING
>>723265151It's not that special! Horses will lick you when you're sweaty!
>>723265163No
>>723265097MY KING
>>723265229>t.Air Groove
>I'll take king commendation practice
>>723265193FUCK this stupid spic meme for irreversibly damaging my daughter's reputation
>>723265151I found ithttps://youtu.be/UZK7I2RVhhc
>>722875448
>>723265364AW MAN
>>723265351>my trainee?>yea, she can wait.
>>723265364>WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME>Torena-san! I need you to change my dipey!>YOU… YOU SUMMONED ME TO…>I shitted it cuz I got too excited watching kaichou kiss Air Groove! Now it’s stinky! I need my dipey changed now!>THIS WISH… IS BENEATH MY DIGNITY…>TORENA-SAN NOW NOW NOW I SHIT MY DIPEY TORENA-SAN NOW NOW NOW CHANGE MY DIPEY TORENA I SHIT IT I SHIT IT TORENA MY DIPEY CHANGE IT CHANGE IT NOW NOW NOW NOW TORENA I SHIT MY DIPEY>NO>UGHHHHHH!!! NOW IM REALLY MAD! NOW YOURE DEALING WITH A SUPER UMA POOPY DIPEY! HRAHHH!!! IF YOU WON’T DO IT… BRING MACKWEEN HERE NOW!>If it will satisfy you… I will do as you wish…>Teio?>Why you naked Mackween? Hehehehheh!>I… I was with Ikuno-san. We want another baby->But why are you naked? Aren’t you embarrassed to be naked around your roommate? I don’t think Mayano ever saw me like that! Totally gross!>Just… whatever. What’s going on?>TORENA-SAN! Give Mackween some clothes!>Fine.>Alright! I shit my dipey Mackween. I need you to change it. Change my dipey. Mackween. Mackween my dipey! I shit my dipey! I need it changed now!>Screw this. See you later.>NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MACKWEEN! MACKWEEN!!!!! MACKWEEN!!!! MY DIPEY!!!!!! TORENA-SAN GET HER BACK HERE NOW!!!!!>As you wish. That is three requests. Farewell.>LEAVE ME ALONE TEIO> MACKWEEN I SHITTED MY DIPEY! I NEED HELP MACKWEEN! YOU GOTTA CHANGE IT! YOU GOTTA FIX THIS! MACKWEEN! MACKWEEN! MACKWEEN DIPEY! CHANGE ME! MACKWEEN! MACKWEEN! MACKWEEN!
I find it incredibly funny how king halo (A LITERAL fraud) out of all characters is one of the only characters without a destroyed reputation in /v/ma
>>723265396On a related note, here's Hayahide spitting out a carrot just so he could eat a bananahttps://youtu.be/_QQL2JwXUMo
>>723265570Kill yourself I hope you get banned you massive nigger, you damage these threads more than you realize
>>723265576King Halo is wife material #2 behind Nice Nature
>>723265576she may have lost but she never jobbed
>>723265602That's hilarious.
Don't care still would teio
