>Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my wheelchair
>>723241119>I've got lungs of steel
>>723241119>I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I can't chew bubblegum anymore because of my dentures
My face, my ass. Both need cleaning.
>>723241119>Shake it ba... whahey, you remind me a my wife...
>There's only two ways this can end and in both of them, I take a nap
>I should have known those alien maggots boobytrapped this rocking chair
>>723241119>I'm gonna rip your head of and shit down my depends
>alien benchod will redeem for doing needfull to my train saar
>>723241119>damn, thats one geriatric space marine
A modern day Duke Nukem game where everything is lame and gay but boomer Duke acts the same as always would unironically be kino
>>723241119An elderly Duke Nukem trying to act tough would have been more funny than what we got as DNF.
Moth balls balls balls balls
>Blew it out my ass
>>723244051
>>723244051>My ass blew me
>>723244051lol
>>723242937Hell yeah
>>723241119>I've got hips of steel!
>>723241119>Those alien bastards are gonna pay for changing my thermostat
It's time to pay taxes and go to bed early... And the federal government just accepted my e-file
>>723242715Kek
>>723241813Lungs of steel what is that