JOHN SPLINTER CELL IS FUCKING GAY HAHAHAHAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4m-9dnF9Ms
They gave him the Soldier 76 treatment huh?
so what controversy are they trying to distract from?
>>723271993What is your incel ass talking about little man he literally has a daughter both in game and in the extended animated universe
>>723272725Some of the gayest men I know have daughters
>>723271993Ahahahaha ohnonononoI always knew splinter cell was faggotcoded.
>>723272857Grabbing men from behind IS gay, real men fight head on
>>723272725
>netflixfigures
>>723271993So where's the gay?
its so funny how ubisoft is full woke now and sam fisher is a white dude who defends american imperialist interests but they keep bringing him back because his property is popular
>>723272440They did?
>>723271993Straight white badass men cannot exist in today's world. sorry chud
>>723271993did they make it look like shit on purpose?
sam fisher is unironically too white and too male. he fills that quota singlehandedly so all the other characters hes shoved in with have to be dei
>>723271993at least he is a faithful bottom?
>>723271993>netflixsay no more
>>723272903>letting the touches tipGay.
>>723275841maybe
>>723272829Daughterguys are usually the gayest men on this planet
I already lost interest when this was the fucking banner Netflix decided to go with for advertising the show is out.
>>723279371Also to that point, I feel like Ubisoft has been trying to sabotage the IP in general. Even in XDefiant, they had the face of Third Echelon be a black chick with vitiligo.
every single character is a woman or a brown dude btw. i dont know why women write for properties that only men like
ok but is OP shitposting or not and is this going to be posted on twitter by the usual suspects for 50,000 retweets?
>>723279371>new recruit>DEI hire dreadlocked sheboon girlbossIt's all so tiresome...
>>723279657Does it take place in the Bronx or something?
>>723279715It's a shitpost, but it's pretty much true. Sam isn't the protagonist, but his mission is to go after his nigger friend just because and there are some implications but nothing explict.
>>723271993They are brave for allowing the comments to stand on this one kek
>>723279371How she gonna sneak around with that baboon booty of her? Who she sneaking from? ICE? A job application? Alimony? Back then, coons were just funny mascots. You'd go see a movie with great white actors like Bruce Willis and Antonio Banderas and you'll spot a cottonpicker 'ere and there, doing funny negro things like sayin' "what up my whites" or some of that lingo they use. Nowadays tho, niggas are like a warning sign. Can almost hear dem niggas in youtube ads saying "Abandon civilization, all ye who enter 'ere"
a super smart super hacker native american walks into 4th echelon hq and saves the day btw
>>723271993Is this mickey Rourke or some shit? Where's Ironside? Sounds like link relatedhttps://youtu.be/MhL1bzZk0kU?si=sLiLCVxQeyiH-8kU
>>723271993I just pretend N*tflix shit doesn't exist
>>723271993Isn't that his buddy who gets abducted in the beginning of Pandora tomorrow?
>>723279901>there are some implications but nothing explict.cowards
>>723272829You know a lot of faggots, huh?
>>723279371thats it after 10 years of having netflix I'm going to stop my sub in 2 years when I'm really mad!
>>723275087seriously
>>723282950I just selectively sub. No point keeping a subscription active if I'm not watching something on it that month. It's not like any of these companies give us any incentives for keeping concurrent months subbed.
>>723282761Well yeah, you're up in here every day
Kinda related: Pandora Tomorrow got released on Steam today.It's 10 bucks (currently on sale for 6) and it requires UPlay or whatever the fuck they call it today.
>>723284681And yet you keep coming.Anything to share with the classroom?
>>723284930Also, apparently it's the same piece of shit build from before it was deleted.
>>723285049So basically the shadows are all fucked?
>inflammatory OP text>linked video is bog standard Netflix trailerHere, I'll engage with your ragebait /v/ bot. Please use the data to create better ragebait in the future.
>>723285018>Yet you keep comingThis is my house, I live hereYou fags just have a proclivity for going where you don't belong
>>723285321Upon further inspection, Ubisoft did fix the shadows. Max res is still 1600x1200 and no multiplayer.
>>723280359kek
>>723285738>I live in faggot HQlol what a fag
>>723285776Interestingly they assigned it a new app ID compared to the original version that used to be on Steam. I can't tell with steamdb if they just migrated owners of the original to the new version or not, since the original's depot wasn't updated outside of forcing UPlay into it four months ago (not sure why I never heard of that).>and no multiplayer.As in its disabled from the menu, or just non-functioning (aka find a GameSpy replacement)?
>>723279371I hate the french canadians so goddamn much
Curious if anyone ever backported the HD textures from the PS3 version of 1/PT to the PC version.
>>723286446Literally a decade ago you hapless, ungoogling zoomoid.
>>723286193Non-functioning, as it doesn't include the files. The fan-made options that worked previously should work for this.
>>723271993fuck this gay earth
>>723272725>anon learns what bisexuality is
>>723286796>The fan-made options that worked previously should work for this.I figure anyone wanting to put in the effort for that would just stick to Chaos Theory at that point, since it improved upon the formula. Unlike fucking Double Agent which tried to make it more actiony.
>open up UPla-I mean Ubisoft Connect in the first time since forever, to check which SC games were on it>it's still marked betaHOW. The rebranding happened five years ago.
>>723287354Anons at large on this board can't even fathom the concept of bisexuality.
>>723284930It's still delisted on Xbox, for some reason.Thankfully, I have all Splinter Cell games (excluding Blacklist, which I have on PC) on Xbox. All of them in 4K, with a steady framerate.
>>723271993>how do we make a splinter cell tv show and shove a black woman in itAnd holy shit this grim is giving me a headache.
>>723279371>another black character with dreadsWhen will we escape this filthy fucking hairstyle
>>723279371DING DING DING DING DING
>>723279371Ok is my nigga briggs not black enough for ubisoft, does it HAVE to be a black woman
Why did they make him black?
>>723271993Does he not have a daughter anymore?
>>723271993I'm sorry, what am I supposed to be angry at?It's a pic of two guys How is that gay?You don't take pics with your male friends?
>>723293257If a man touches another man in anyway, it is homosex. Literal act of sex.
>>723279543>vitiligoI keep seeing this shit in video games yet I have literally never seen anyone with it.
I don't remember so many chicks in these games...erm...
Homosexuality is based. Where is Michael ironside>>723293314
>>723293314Well I guess was a lewd scene in your eyes?
>>723291219her face was never the same after the beatinghttps://youtu.be/CGR_R6iPHyA?si=-EwHEQewgDJeqWhs
>>723271993>NetflixIt's not even a shock anymore lmao
>>723293314High fives are acts of sex?
>>723286380You say that like they have any say in the matter. Francophones hate non-whites.
>>723271993>No belt on pants.Typical ai-faggot's mistake.
>>723271993At the end of the series the villian wins, kills a bunch of world leaders because that will give him control of corportations or something and in the end sam just shows up in his office and shoots him, the end. Also niggercell was supposed to die in an explotion but they did a "Gotcha!" And she survives. Complete waste of time
>2 eps in>every bad guy/person killed is a white male >everyone else is a female>shit looks stiffly animated as if they drew over 3d models going at 12fps
>>723280359Not a bad Uncle Rucus impression.
It was over before it even began.
>>723296192Funny how quickly 'modern gamers' became a laughing stock in the time it took for this to actually get made.
>>723279543>XDefiantHoly fuck I forgot about that game, looked it up, and saw that it shut down in June even though it released in December 2024 LMAO
>>723296450It sucks since I had an interest in the gameplay, but LORD OH LORDY the netcode was a fucking abomination. For something as fast-paced as it, dying from gunfire a full second after getting cover is not acceptable. All of the DEI shit on top didn't help anyone else I know wanting to try it out.
