How come nobody has made a Kuromi-Baku collectathon with co-op features? It's the perfect game to reel girls into vidya and would sell well anyway.
man shut the fuck up, what a shitty fucking thread holy shit
>>723294551>their face when they see your dick
>>723294792nigga if you don't like it close your eyes lmao.
>>723294551Well i guess if you move Baku in on Island Adventure then ask him to join you Kuromi is mandatory to follow and then you can spend the next few hours collecting items.Give me a desktop game but with all Sanrio characters going about their business.
>>723295249I mean all Sanrio characters weaken it, I want to see more of Kuromi's bratty personality and Baku's big-bro optimism. Kuromi's been neutered in recent years to sell her as a brand, but all her charm comes from being a punky childish girl.
Absolutely NONE of the Sanrio™ characters would EVER date a human guy, not in the anime, and ESPECIALLY not in vidjea
>>723295710True but she also had some character growth depending on which line happened, For me it's the pretty journey. (best end IMO)Maybe the Freeze tag game that's getting a English release might be good, Both Kuromi and Baku are chasers and the item hunting is the other cast.
>>723296114yes they would.
I wish kuromi was real
>>723301410
Kuromi sexo
>>723294551With all the Kuromi marketing that's still been happening, a more easygoing platformer would probably do pretty alrightIf it had co-op it'd definitely be a Kuromi & My Melo game tho, as much as I have come to love Baku>>723296115Heh didn't think anyone else would post the chart I made, tho just remember that I made it up for funsies
born in 1991 and I always ignored hello kitty because it was dumb shit for girls. Now my kid is obsessed with kuromi and my melody and seeing either of them sexualized is offputting
>>723307827Very accurate Anon, well done.
>>723308337
>>723294551It would be too sexy
>>723301410I wish she could materialize into the real world as this macro kaiju sized entity, god imagine her as a giantess.
nakadashi kuromi
>>723308337I'm not the same as you but I have gone from seeing people wanting to fuck kuromi, to preferring the cute official art that gets posted on twitterI now just wanna hug My Melody more than anything
>>723296114Except for Jewelpet where each season we had at least one pet lusting after a human
>>723308337I feel like I've read this exact same post in a previous thread
>>723311441Just hug a bag of trash, it's basically the same thing
>>723311629>at least one pet lusting after a humanHuman men? not interested otherwise
>>723312074Yes
>>723312343REPEATED PETTING SESSIONS WITH GARNET
>>723294551Sounds lame
Kuromi and My Melody are fwends
>>723296114Then explain this
>>723312723My sweet Piano
>>723311441My Melody sucks dicksFuck yeah Kuromi
>>723294551>reel girls(male) into vidya
>>723313961I'd wear Kuromi merch if I was 10 years younger
>>723313678My Melo is very precious even if I'd never ask her to take care of me when I'm sick
>>723312343>>723312476SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN
>>723312791SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FANTASIZES ABOUT GETTING FUCKED AND IMPREGNATED BY HUMAN MEN
>>723312914SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE DESTROYS WORLDS
>>723316214Someone should post the webm already
>>723316808yeah, the (webm) of her being macro sized.putting the autism aside, honestly I'd kiss garnet because I love pink cats, I'm incredibly weak to pink things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_JbzQWDo8oIs Mcdonald's good for you?
>>723316808
>>723318174No mcdonalds makes you fat.
tdm sexxoooo
>>723319116There's zero evidence to suggest McDonald's makes tdms fat
>>723319478Just look at this mcdonald’s ad and tell me it didn’t make them fat
>>723320169>Are you sure this will help us sell more burgers?
>>723294551I want to make a simple kuromi game. Any ideas?
>>723321480burgers?
Kuromi!
>>723321674Kirby Great Cave Adventure type Kuromi's MariLand Castle Raid. Be sure to put the kuromi 5 girls in.
>>723321674A Hat in Time style platformer, filled with puzzles and close up on Kuromi's ass when she crawls through tight spaces.
>>723294551I like the pudding dog
>>723322427I like his butthole
>>723321674A game with My Melody and Kuromi where Melo has to fatten Kuromi big enough to use her to solve puzzles like activating weighted platforms or blocking pipes
>>723321674A game with My Melody and Kuromi where Melo has to buffen Kuromi swole enough to use her to solve puzzles like lifting weighted platforms or blocking pipes
I was in a shop with Kuromi stuff recently and her hat was purple instead of black, both on the art and merchandise. Explain?
>>723311783Because it was me lmao
>>723323517Jinx/Mr Popo situationBlack is racist
For me, its Cinnamoroll
>>723296114why is Kris Deltarune there
>>723318352How the hell are you supposed to have sex with her? Or she is just for kissing and cuddling?
SO HERE I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
>>723324226you tell me
>>723323517Because black lacks depth and detail, while purple allows for shading and highlights that make the design easier to read. Purple is still a dark color and it fits well with her white skin and pink skull, so they use it a lot
>>723324226Jewelpets can use magic
>>723325213she's such a bad bitch tho
>>723324476>>723325213How did they get away with this
>>723324476>>723325213Ok but I mean how would stick your pp in her? She's too small
There's not enough porn of Kuromi taking Baku's massive tapir cock out there
Kuromifriends...
>>723324226They are very stretchy.
>>723329382jewelpets have a big butt for a reason
>>723329768What a fatty
>>723329768Wouldn't it be funny if diana made herself big like that one and had an ass that fat then proceeding to completely smother you as she casually takes your offer to provide yourself as a seat for her, just thinking out loud.that and I heard she dislikes bananas.
>>723330774She likes bananas considerably.
>>723330880I wish she was given a grander finale for herself than her faggot twink looking brother, that's the only problem I have because her high and mighty attitude she had in this was the only good thing about this series of jewelpet.but I truly want her to fucking sit on me and treat me like fodder, not normal sized because that does nothing for me.
