This is what the Japanese think a looks like
this is what americans think a looks like
>>723318486japs are dumb. anime characters are all white. they hate their own race for some reasonanyways cool a
>>723318486Hello fellow dysgraphia retard. I too forget to type words or type in a nonsensical word in an aphasia sense.This problem has only increased over the years with my insomnia problem and I can only assume they're related.I assume you were trying to say "This is what the japanese think a Kobold" looks like.
>>723318757>dysgraphiadidn't know that was a thing. Could I get a paycheck for that?
>>723318757I changed my sentence half way though and deleted the wrong thing
>>723318837just delete the thread and make another one
you know what, that's enough goblins for today
>>723318814no it's classified as a "condition" in other words "the best we can do is a doctor's note"
>>723318757>kobold japanthey also think orcs look like pigs since its all based off of Wizardry tabletop..next question
>>723318757sometimes I don't know how to write a word and look for it on google, when I find the correct one I copy it to paste it on the thread but sometimes I forget to paste it
>>723318961i hate dogbolds but love porcsgo figure
>>723318486I know what you were trying to say and I agree. Japanese bolds are better
>>723318486Actually this is A
reminder original kobolds looked more like big rats than dogs, the dog form is an OC donnut steal japanese thing
and this is
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>>723318486I like both
>>723319581She looks like she drinks human semen
>>723319876>kobold east: low level enemy>kobold west: whore
>>723319876Kobold East: whoreKobold West: whore
>>723318961Yes but as a result they created new ideas for fantasy races, pig people and dog people.The west also did weird shit with Kobolds by making them dragon people. Then blizzard made them rats with a candle obsession which so far hasn't really bled into other media unless you count Gorgonzola from Chowder as being inspired by that.Point is, what used to be "dog faced goblins" is now several different races. They've divided more so than any other classic tabletop monster.
>>723319581Don't drag me back into that autism spiral. Please.
>>723318486Japan was just copying Wizardry, which just copied 1st Edition D&D. Kobolds were described as having canine like features in the old school editions of D&D, but none of you dumb weebs or 3rd/5th Edition fags know that.
>>723319581>Human with dog ears
>>723320068>The west also did weird shit with Kobolds by making them dragon peopleKobolds were dog people in older editions of D&D when TSR owned it. Kobolds wouldn't become dragonlike until 3rd edition when Wizards of the Coast took over.
>>723318486I don’t even know what a is just random shit made for dnd or actual mythology.
>Hate western style>Love western games>Love jap style>Hate jap games Any other series like wizardry that have the best of both worlds?
>>723318709Why was this deleted
>>723318757>dysgraphia Oh shit, it's a thing? Maybe I have that too. I've always assumed I'm just stupid. My speech is quite fluent, but every time I write something complex it's a mess. Regardless of the language too. Damn, where do they check for that.
>There will never be a game where they take inspiration from both D&D and Wizardry>There will never be a game where you have an entourage of kobolds, dogbolds, extremely horny shortstack goblin girls, and various other mini monsters to fight at your side
>>723321482You can technically do this in Unchained Blades by recruiting female monsters
>>723321164This is a bold board
>>723318757>aphasiaDamn so this is how I learn what's wrong with me.
>>723320068>Gorgonzola from Chowder as being inspired by that.I'm actually retarded for never noticing that
>>723321482>There will never be a game where you have an entourage of kobolds, dogbolds, extremely horny shortstack goblin girls, and various other mini monsters to fight at your sideive had this exact premise in my head for awhile now. If I ever got up off my ass to make it it would be a combination of yokai watch and classic wisardry dungeon crawling
>>723321756Should lizard bolds have tits?
>>723318486Man, I wish kobolds and dragons weren't as flanderized by modern scalies.
>>723318757The proper term for this condition is "fucking retard".
>>723322556Kobolds still look like ugly fodder monsters in 5th edition D&D and yet somehow they still feel tainted by furries because of that fucking dog nose that I hate
>>723322501It's required actually
>>723318757>dysgraphia>Zoomers diagnosing themselves with mental conditions because of some minor personality quirk
dogbolds>dracboldsfuck WotC btw, they hire troons
>>723318486Why do japanese kobolds look like dogsBut also, why do modern western kobolds look like bipedal dragons?Kobold is a loan word from german and is a cognate with the english word "goblin."They're little household spirits like broonies or hobs. Yes they're basically goblins.
>>723322892Always had it: 1981 D&D Basic Set>"These small, evil dog-like men usually live underground. They have scaly rust-brown skin and no hair."
>>723323232>Why do japanese kobolds look like dogsBecause that's how they were described in the older editions of D&D >>723323249The dragonoid goblins were a 3rd edition Wizards of the Coast change.
>>723323249I know but the way they look in 5e specifically makes them look really dumb and unthreatening, like scooby doo with scales
>>723322892Nah, I like the dognose actually. Reminds me of those medieval dragon drawings. Beak snout, like Grigori has for example, would have been cool too. Gotta have some of the goofiness left
If western kobolds are servants of dragons what do eastern kobolds serve?
>>723323524My cock
>>723323524Whoever gives them treats and calls them a good dog
>>723318486How come As in the West are lizard midgets but As in the East are dogs?
>>723323983What game is this?
>>723324046Suikoden II
>>723323983earlier D&D kobolds were dog based and then became scalies. japan is still stuck in the 80s
>>723323983When Dungeons A Dragons got ported over to grorious nippon, the shoddy line drawings of the A in the tabletop rulebook led to them mistaking the blunt-snout lizards with a bunch of spines on the back of their neck for full on shaggy dog people. Or something like that.
>>723323983Probably why Orcs are still pigs, the japanese version of DnD never changed the design from 1st edition.
>>723322501Dobolds are super because they are mammalian and thus do not need justification for tits
>>723318961pig orcs predate vidya and most fantasy anime, they were a thing in the first edition of DnDthey're also kino as FUCK and the west is wrong for abandoning them
>>723323983A's in the West are evil and irredeemable A's in the east are fluffy friends
How did they go from dog people to lizard people? They remained short I suppose.
>>723324307Is that why pigs in Japan are always evil?
>>723324557Yes.
>>723324419>Needing Justification for your pornMiserable life devoid of spice.
This what the Japanese think a lizard man looks like
>>723324861she looks like she fucks undead men
>>723324861Fat tailjobs
>>723318738No they don't anon. Is it such a crazy thing to make magical european adventures about europeans? I mean they made a Anne of Green Gables anime, and the entire cast is white. Theyll still put japanese or half japanese characters wherever the fuck they want them, like Monster.>>723318814Not likely to squeeze autisimbucks out of it
>>723318757>>723318486Ummm, actually you're indian.
>>723324861I kinda wanna see what Japan would make of Warhammer like what they did with dnd
>>723320068kobolds used to be doglike creatures and then they got changed to doglizards because some genius thought it didn't make sense that dragons would have dog slaves instead of lizard slaves.
>>723325179>Genestealers all have tentacles
>>723323367Dragonkin and Orcs in 4E and 5E are both dadfurs and I hate it
>>723323983Because in the oldest D&D manuals, they were described as small, scaly creatures with "doglike" faces. When the manuals were ported over to Japan, they saw the word "doglike" and thought "oh, so they're dogs".
>>723325491I assumed Japan was inspired by Wizardry, who were inspired by D&D.
>>723325635It's D&D --> Wizardry. All of the early RPGs were just attempts at making D&D into a video game without the branding.
>>723325880That's what I meant. That Wizardry was inspired by D&D. And then Japanese anime were inspired by Wizardry, given its popularity there.
>>723325179I want to see their take on female skaven.
>>723318961
>>723322626no, fucking a retard is a crime as they can't consent
>>723324307Legend of Zelda(NES) monsters were probably based on the D&D first edition monsters, especially the Orcs for Moblins/Ganon.
>>723326249Probably rape monsters
>>723325491Did Japan just think we can't draw dogs and thus disregarded all the scaley features that were included in the images
>>723325179During my autistic early life fantasy days I always wanted japanese and western fantasy to combine, I thought it'd be really cool to see the japs go crazy with things like warhammer greenskins and skaven.
>>723328049It still would be cool
>>723322626Based
Ragnarok Online was my first encounter with any kind of kobold. Still my favorite kind. Love these dopey little dogs.
>>723319683D&D described them as having canine-like skulls and the Japs misinterpreted it as them being little dudes with dog-heads.
>>723328108>WAAAAAGH energy being depicted in beautiful animation Copyright laws are so fucking cringe.
>>723328049Goblin Slayer vs Greenskin hordes would be absolutely amazing. Multiverse crossovers are pretty overdone these days but I'd make an exception for this.
>>723318578fpbp/thread
>>723325179They have warhammer stores in japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84r9q1tTmRAIt tends to be plasmo people doing it and they are STICKLERS for precision.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ekru8wRt4brazza! Tekisho! Uchitota! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC12t2B5HcoBanzai! sah! yesu sah!I think the biggest difference would be the Tau.
>>723329029The cute slice of life fantasy anime scenes being cut short with an interruption from da boyz would be real kino, I always wondered how it would look to combine them both and all the missed potential due to gay and lame copyright kikery.
Kobolds are a completely useless race, they're just alt-goblins, they have no real niche. They should be deleted from the bestiary honestly.
>>723318961It actually goes back to an early Tolkein description of them as having pig-like noses and faces. Some people took that very literally whereas some artists too it more to just mean they had very upturned nose tips and pudgy faces (what Tolkein likely actually meant).
>>723318757just sleep more?
>>723329480>t. Goblin that lost his job
>>723330193Goblins have never had it better my man
>>723326249CUTE AS FUCK.and also rape monsters.Pic somewhat related. It's from Kawanabe Kyosai's night parade of 100 demons from about 200 years ago.>>723327945They read it as scale mail armor.
>>723328049>>723328640What we do is we get some bogans tickets to visit japan, and comket. We spray paint them green, point them to the hard liquour vending machines, and make sure the artists are getting good reference pics and video, and the rest sorts itself.
>>723330673Don't forget to make sure they know the sekrit teknique no roigh' an' propah boyz wouldn't use.
>>723318486>Japan still struggling to draw aWhen will they learn.
