OOH BANANA
>>723381976
>>723381976good thread
Why is he so smug
>>723382094all gorillas are smug
Kid Pauline fellatio
>>723382295Why are gorillas so fucking funny
>>723382295This video is in reverse lol
>>723386383because they're just like us fr
>>723386435Yeah you're right. Now it makes sense.
>>723382295he definitely felt bad about coming in so fast like that lmao
>Pick up the very last banana>"OOH BANANZA">Cum
>>723386678>Shadman
'ong on 'ead
>>723382094thingken bout banan
gorillas seem so cool but i can't help but wonder how easy it would be for one to just rip a person apart. like why are we so high up in the intelligence ladder but when it comes to physical strength, a ton of animals just shred us like paper?
>>723381976Look at how happy he is. Are you that happy in modern society? We must return to monke.
>>723389612society doesn't let me plot evil schemes so I can't
>>723389605Yeah humans are quite weak in the grand scheme of things. The strongest men in the world need near unsustainable diets and rigorous training, only to still be weaker than the majority of mammals within our weight class
>Dis is banana?
>>723389310kek
>ape boss>"I'm not monkeying around!"
>>723390569>monkey boss>"I'M GOING APE SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAH"
>>723382094He doesn't know yet that 2 inches isn't all that big for na ape
>>723390569>>723390695WOKE UP THIS MORNING
>>723389310fuck me
>Ctrl + F "Harambe">0 hitsSo it has come to this..
>>723391328facebook shit, stay forgotten
gorillas literally just look like black people to me
>>723391881my jimmies...
>>723392849That's pretty racist.
>>723394139You’re right, gorilla don’t deserve to be compared to niggers.
>>723393014No tears, only dreams now.
>>723394256
>>723386678lmao
>>723394139Me playing one modern triple A game
>>723386678my fucking sides
>>723390441
>>723390569>>723386678Orangs and gorillas are the best.
>>723389310GOD DAMN IT
>>723389605The brain is a surprisingly inefficient organ using up 500 cals a day, or between 1/4 and 1/5th of a human's daily intake.It follows that the smaller brains of most animals use much less, so they can either go for longer without food or grow larger on a similar diet.
>>723398232THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS
>>723398232Kek
>>723392849That's a fucking terrible thing to say. What if a gorilla sees it?
>>723398232Woe be unto ye
>>723392849apologize to gorillas RIGHT NOW
>>723399187NEVER!
>>723398232
Monkeys are so fucking cool, bros.
>+1 xp>+1 xp>+1 xp>+1 xp>+1 xp>+1 xp>Quest Completed
Old good new bad
>>723400360>soul>soulless
>>723400186they are literally us, but evolution left them behind
>>723400360That doesn't even look like a gorilla.
>>723400470Maybe, but literal retards aren't cool. Now monkeys? Monkeys are cool.
>>723382295This is my favorite video ever. Bro slide cancels, like how did he pull that off so smoothly
"nigga do you think I need more food?"
>>723400521its a babby gorilla
SO HERE I AM
>obsession with monkeys
>>723400075Please explain to me in explicit detail, frame but frame what exactly happens in your webm.
>>723401720Monkeys > whatever that is.
>>723401721Shut up phone poster
>>723401853Make me.
>>723400075>chimp chimping in his enclosure, filmed by npc a few meters away>monkey throws palstic bottle right at camera and hits it>Screen fades to black (camera/phone falls of npc hand)>some chinese red characters and the "You died" banner from Dark Souls are then displayed >camera moves erratically and we see npc from below (camera/phone picked up by npc)
>>723401721In this chaotic and unexpectedly hilarious clip, witness the full range of primate intelligence, mischief, and perfect comedic timing as a zoo monkey turns a calm afternoon into a scene straight out of a video game boss fight.The video begins peacefully inside a zoo enclosure, sunlight filtering through the bars, the chatter of visitors echoing softly in the background. A curious monkey, perched casually on a rock, eyes a half-empty plastic water bottle resting innocently near the feeding area. For a few moments, everything seems calm—too calm. The air is filled with that deceptive serenity that comes before a storm.Then, in one swift and unpredictable motion, the monkey darts forward. Its small, nimble hands seize the bottle with startling speed and precision. Before anyone can react, it pauses—turns its head toward the viewing window with a look of unmistakable mischief—and launches the bottle like a fastball straight at the camera.The next few seconds are pure chaos. The camera jolts violently, spinning out of focus as gasps and laughter erupt from the background. The image glitches, frame stutters, and for a split second, the screen flashes Chinese characters across the top, like some arcane message from the universe. Then—suddenly, dramatically—the screen fades to black as the iconic red “YOU DIED” text from Dark Souls appears dead center.It’s absurd. It’s cinematic. It’s internet gold.From playful curiosity to unexpected destruction, this monkey delivers one of the most unintentionally perfect moments of slapstick timing ever caught on film. Was it revenge? Was it a test of human reflexes? Or was this little primate simply born with a flair for drama?Either way, what unfolds feels like a cross between a wildlife documentary and a gamer’s nightmare. Viewers will find themselves laughing, rewinding, and questioning just how self-aware this monkey truly is.
>>723398232Dodge this
>>723402210Thank you, Mr. LLM.
>>723402174>>723401721
>>723401720>w*men
>>723402210>there are people on this board right now that support the proliferation of this slop
>tfw LLM gets more (You) for a shitty prompt than yourself for your hard ESL workSo that's how furry artists feels nowadays, I get it now
>>723401720She needs to kys immediately
>>723401720>women to stay away from: ones who get those fucking disgusting nose rings
>>723386678I'm in class and this had me cackling screw you
>>723401720and I should care about her opinions because...?
>>723402906Anon would you like to show the class what you find so funny
>>723398232>BOOKER CATCH!
>>723390569look @ that snep tryn 2 catch up
>>723402906>Spend tens of thousands on a college class>DURRR IMA PLAY IN MY PHONE
>>723381976I LOVE BANANA TASTY BANANA
>>723404392>paying for college?
>this thread
>>723404392$200 for an 80 hr community college course, we take breaks once an hour but yeah I'll go back to paying attentiononly white guy in 15 people btw
>>723382094Welfare check just came in
>>723390569>"TIGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this zoo before. There could be TIGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE TIGERS" he thought. Donkey Kong Rap reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the free bananas circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of predators after dark. "With a golf cart, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
SHE'S A MANIACMANIAC ON THE FLOOR
>>723389605Because our muscles are meant for fine movement to use tools. We're much more dexterous when it comes to aiming and throwing something than a lot of animals, if they can even grip something to throw in the first place. We have poorer reflexes than certain animals, thinner skin than most, and just weaker when compared to animals around out weight along with the only good weapon we're equipped with is our teeth for biting. Otherwise you're just bludgeoning things with your feet or fists.
>>723405036laughing at this a lot
>>723382094He knows something you don't and never will.
>>723404407PUT BANANA IN MY MOUTHSQUEEZE THE PEEL IT COMES IN NIGGA
>>723398172>>723390569
>>723406390>average modern woman in charge of not being a prostitute
>>723406390me behind the glass
>>723406390Love how he shoves the kid away.
>>723405036Based
>>723406390>>723406736
>>723406965Holy shit what was he playing that freaking Bowser was like NO WAY NOT THAT
>>723400280Me playing a hand-to-hand build in Morrowind
>>723391881Rustle my jimmies has a tender place in my heart.
>>723401720Made it to point 4 before I was eliminated.
>>723400470no they aren't retard, they just evolved differently. A human was never a gorilla but they have the same ancestor, stop spouting this bullshit
>>723407697you know "literally me" isn't literal right
>>723401720She's not wrong
>>723401720>women will believe drawing lines between the stars in the sky can dictate your life's course outside your controlIt's the stupidest cult I've ever seen, they're all figments but this one makes you a dumb slave for no pay off.
>>723401720Why?
>>723389310beat me it cunt
>>723390816GOT MYSELF A NAN
>>723406613He's fast!
>>723401720What's this bitch got against scorpions?
>>723386678>>723390569I wish I could be that cool someday...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnca9Zo1xog
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
luv me gorillasluv me orangutansluv me bonobosate chimpssimple as
>>723382094I would be smug too if I was strong enough to effortlessly rip open a coconut with my bare hands.
>>723412048rude
>>723390569>>723411957Did the zoo ever explain how the hell an orangutan learned to drive?
>>723387147I'm sure I saw an explanation somewhere that yes, he was aware that he accidentally scared people the other side of the glass so he turned his back by way of apology because in gorilla psychology it's a nonthreatening gesture.
>>723401791>>723402337>>723402704>>723402808>>723403754>>723407610>>723408463>>723409193>>723410143>>723411002Obviously she is a massive hypocrite. There's a nearly 100% chance that those bullet points are her describing traits of her last boyfriend or two. She can't "stay away from them". Those kind of guys are exactly her type.
>>723389310More like SHADBASED
>>723381976looks too human, creepy
I wish I had a gorilla friend. They seem chill and fun to be around
>>723412421my guess would be>pongo sees handlers drive a cart to get around and gets curious>either learns how it works by observing them or handlers teach it the ropes when they notice it trying to driveThey can pick up on stuff pretty fast, they’re smart fellas.
>>723382295>immediately turns to show the visitor his assIm not sure how to interpret this.
>>723381976>.....yea....
>>723412448My human assessment of his posture gives me the impression that his aggressive entry was intentional and absolutely intended to establish dominance and create fear. The turn around gives me an impression of a somewhat dismissive, but peaceful display that he is large and in charge, but willing to allow the people behind the glass to continue as they are (as long as they respect his authority).
>>723412915Thanks Grok.
>>723406390>LITERAL monkes are asking women to please tone it down with the primitive behavior
>>723382094Watching some idiot stressing about Monday and bills.
>>723381976Gorillas have the smallest penises out of all the great apes
>Join me Anon, and together we shall return society to monke![Chaotic Good] Take his hand.[Lawful Evil] Refuse.
>>723394631>that "nigga you already ate it" lookUnironically more intelligent than humans. How did we end up like this?
>>723407184Guilty gear strive.
>>723404407>>723406418squeeze the banana OKAY?squeeze the banana YO
>>723398065Why it not loading
>>723411957>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGHATTI
>>723409193astrology is the science of kings! it's a great correlational science even if it's not an empirical field, it's an ancient body of knowledge, it's suited for retards and smart bastardsyou can get some insights if you don't base your life on it, and sometimes you can find the auspicious dates for major battles or conceiving your childif it was good enough for the greks and the romans it can't be all wrong
>>723389310lmao
>>723411957damn i've been looking for this version with the gone guru song can you post a link to something that's not cutting the audio
>>723415329
don’t know if it’s safe to ask meta questions but has the baby monkey torture stopped being embedded?
>>723390569>>723411957Who the hell is teaching these orangs how to drive?
>>723415007Mabe wants banan ??
Monke
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjRw9X2Hxro
>>723415742is that an ewok? what the fuck
Bananas are my favorite fruit. I think I might've been monkeypilled since I was conceived
>>723415983
>>723416141the hubris of monke
>>723416056Monkeys love every fruit they don't have a bias for bananas despite popular belief
>>723390569he needs a ciggy so bad
>>723382094white woman nearby
>>723401167>Palestine flag in the background
>>723412048orangutans are absolute bros and anyone that hurts one should be punished as if they hurt a human.
>>723415384This orangutan is tolerating a lot of shit from these guys
>>723415274It's always amusing watching ape videos and you see them just bite an apple in half like it's bread or something and realizing how comically strong even their jaws are.
>>723414767I need that banana i really do I need it for the electric bill the internet bill
>>723401720Since im not obsessed with monkeys, but just rather like them, and because I dont know what a star sign is so I cant mock you for it, I guess im prime material.Now lets see if she passes my test of women to stay away from:-Spiritual niggers-fake glasses-shit beer (is that fucking p-park?)-drinks beer without a man around telling her to-has nose ring-colours hair-excessive makeup-has a social media-puts her face online-has ever had sexwow, she failed perfectly.
Is this the thread?
>>723416834definitely not mad
>>723414767>one of the two intentionally funny moments ever on his stream>vehemently denies it ever happened
>>723416232they have opposable thumbs and are uniquely equipped for peeling them like we do which is where the association probably comes fromnanners are pretty good though, I eat them daily
>>723415516
Can we stop calling Apes monkies? Apes cool and interesting and intelligent. Monkies are psychotic rats that don't deserve sympathy. It's like calling a Labrador retriever a Chihuahua. Or a human a slav.
>>723416934I can't believe he actually 100%d dk64
>>723417103It's so fucking over
>>723417112south american hands typed this post
>>723417260>
>>723417270I think its more southeast asians who have a primal hatred for monkeys
>>723390695>Life could be a dreeeeam
>>723386678>>723389310
>>723416928Why would I be mad?Better question, why are YOU mad?
>>723418006Saved, thanks
>>723418205you put way too much into a post malding over a video most people didn't even bother to open to not be mad about it
>>723418393this, too be honest i would be more mad and that the anon has it saved on his hard drive just to bait retarded people
>>723382295Needs BWC edit
>>723381976i cant sneed
>>723415329kek he's literally me
i love gorillas apes are cool
https://youtu.be/jpJEmCK51W4
>>723381976So I got this highly autistic freak of a nephew, he's nearly nonverbal and any talking he does is usually parroting what my brother yells at him. He's so autistic I don't think he'll ever grow out of his childhood phase, he'll always be infant-like and definitely won't be independent ever. It's both heartbreaking and frustrating, if you know you know. I don't know if I can bring myself to fully love him and I have a sneaking suspicion my brother will try and pass him off onto me when he gets elderly. But when I puff myself up and speak in a deep voice "Oh, Banana!" his face lights up with a pure smile and he laughs and gives me a high five (I wash my hands afterwards because who knows what he's been touching) it is a touching moment, a brief light in the darkness like the rotation of a lighthouse at night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od_PmtmMDV0
>>723419130reject humanity, banana maxxing is the future
>>723411957>00:02>You've just lost the game
>>723419027
>not vidya>201 replies>still upBrilliant
>>723411957HE AINT MY APE BUT THE GORILLA IS HEAVYGAVE AWAY MY BANANAS AND MOVED INTO A MONKEYCAN, YEAH THATS AN ORGANGUTAN SWING INTO THE FOREST AND EAT BANANAS OUT A VAN
>>723419463here's your video game thread bro>>723417623
>the only good /an/ threads happen on other boardsWhat causes this?
Post your're favorite vidya monkes
wanna see how many times I can say nigger?
Someone post the chimp helping the guy up and giving him knucks
>>723415329i look like that and i do that
>>723406390What's wrong with women? Why do they need to act all sexual around animals?
>>723420407not the most original pick, but hey
>>723386678>shadman
>>723389605We're literally designed to use tools and be sneaky fucks. Fistfights aren't what humans are built for
Lol I love aminals haha such funny little guys
>>723401720I checked nearly every box ladsAnd I have a wife, while she will die alone with 4 cats>>723405158and shes spinnin like she never spun before
>>723420995
>>723382094He knows that Harambe is smiling upon him.
>>723419219HELL YEAH
>>723389310Every time
>>723391881There is no need to be upset.
>>723390569>[Just For Me plays in the background]
>>723401720>ScorpiosAstrology bullshit>With Rainbow keyboardsActually true>LeoAstrology bullshit>Who call themselves toxicI've never seen a single guy who deliberately calls himself toxic and was not an "heuheuh im so edgy lolololo" faggot. True>Make fun of signsAstrology bullshit>Men who call women femalesShe never met an actual tranny IRL and tries to signal for clout>Men who claim to have dark humourRefer to the call themselves toxic point>Obsession with monkeysGenuine female faggotry. Lynch the bitch immediately>Enjoys LoLMostly true>Scorpios againRepeating the same point fuck off>Who are condescendingProbably true but there's a huge bet she talks about humility instead, which is faggotry coming from her. Uncertain.>Meh who use (emoji)Overall true. Emojis have been genuine faggotry since 2010s.>Men who like Belle DelphineTrue, but those usually dont approach women in the first place, so wont count.5(7?)/13, surprisingly way better than expected, but the monkey point immediately tanks her argument to 0.Verdict: Flay her alive.
>>723400280Why is it doing that? Aren't monkey vegetarians?
>>723382295I love how it avoids eye contact
>>723420206Conversations dry out if you have them frequently. Off-topic lets you engage in something you don't do constantly and doesn't have any established norms or posters.
>>723421405Chimps literally eat monkeys
>>723421405Apes are all opportunistic omnivores, though to what degree varies a lot by species.
>>723421405Chimps will eat smaller animals and are also incredibly violent
>>723421567Humans are apes and we're meant to be vegetarians.
>>723421612>meant to be vegetarians.Nice try, schlomo.
>>723406613>pongo at /turnleft/What difference does it make
>>723390569I want to see the background be the Sopranos intro
>>723421731Wonder what the rag-pulling one is looking at. Like human's perception should go for movement in peripheral, no?
>>723421829Literally me
>>723421829That's a classy gentleman
>>723415505>Who the hell is teaching these orangs how to drive?The funny thing is if you let them watch you they do it themselves, not sure they actually understand how momentum or anything else works but they're exceptional at imitation.
>>723421960
>>723421612verifiably wrong
>>723418393>married to a woman that mogs that slutyeah im soooo madStop projecting, saar.
I need to leave so this will be my only contribution to monke threadI want to play Bananza
>>723415329He looks so human, it makes me feel sad. I think orangutans can be integrated into our society like people with down syndrome are. They can be given jobs like pushing carts in supermarket parking lots or something. They deserve human status, chimps definitely not though.
>>723420206>The only good thread on /v/ is /an/what causes this? (/v/ doesnt play vidya)
>>723421960>Soon
>>723422081>BOOM *headshot*
>>723421405>Aren't monkey vegetarians?NOT ANYMORE
>>723401720>nose ringInteresting opinion but consider this
>>723422109Integrating them into human society and forcing them to be wagies would be the most unbelievably cruel fate ever.Monke deserve to be wild and free in the jungle.
>>723422109>orangutans have the ability to produce human speech and are more than capable to using sign language>refuses to elaborate on it further so they don't need to pay taxes to fuel the subverted economy and its consequences
>>723422109They're wild animals, anon. The ones in captivity are largely miserable and would be way too overstimulated in a modern environment. To force an orangutan to live among humans would be cruel and subhuman like the people that buy them to parade them around like rich Arabs from Dubai.
>>723401720What is this bullshit?
>>723416443>Christcuck seething on behalf of kikes once again
>>723422109>They can be given jobsThat's exactly the reason why they choose to live in the jungle
>>723422469Eternal salvation is worth any cost.
>>723422254>>723422384>>723422487Cool it with the economic terrorist rhetoric
>>723422384Unless you get them young and teach them? Not saying we should do it, but I wonder if we could take a baby orangutan and integrate in society in a way that wouldn't be too stressful or horrible for him.I wonder how much is nurture and nature, and how much he could adapt if taken young enough. Of course pitbull and co prove you can't fight against nature successfuly, but orangutan seems chill and adaptable.
>>723422109No, fuck you and kill yourself! let them be FREE.
>>723422384For most animals it’s whatever but apes are the one thing I really can’t stand seeing cooped up in a zoo, it feels wrong the same way keeping an orca whale in a big fish tank is wrong.Might be hypocritical to think that way but it just makes me feel bad.
>>723422109We already tried something similar. It's not going great
>>723422109i call for the inverse - let's release some of the lesser humans into the wilds to integrate into a more fitting lifestyle.
>>723422615I still think it would be cruel and also completely stupid. Just because you raise an animal as a baby doesn't mean it won't have it's instincts without the human capacity for thought that would temper them from happening out of nowhere. Remember that lady who tried raising a chimp only to have it eat her face? Sure she was a shit owner but it's still a bad idea to do.>>723422691I'm not a fan of any animal being forced into a small cage, the bigger the space the better in my opinion. Sure zoos might help preserve certain animals thanks to Africans being retarded and help educate kids so they can see cool animals in person, but it just never feels right seeing something like a Tiger stuck in a cage way too small for it or an orca like you said.
>>723422081kek
>>723382295give this man some kneepads and a job at the Halloween haunt.
>>723400075Insane shot holy shit
>>723415329Someone photoshop a pack of American Spirit cigarettes and a Bic lighter next to the coffee.
>>723422823>Remember that lady who tried raising a chimp only to have it eat her face? Chimps aren't Orangutans. That's two different species with far different instincts and level of intelligence. That's like raising a pitbull vs a German Shepherd. One will eat your face, the other will not, and chimps are even worse than pitbull somehow.If anything, seeing as 90% of the video on this thread of chills apes doing clever things are from Orangutans, I honestly think you could take a baby Orangutan and get him to integrate in human society with few hurdles. Get him a job, teach him a way to communicate, etc. Without stressing him, or putting painful constraint on him.We already taught ape about money, and relatively complex language. Hell, some exceptional Orangutans have been tested to have a higher IQ than the average in some countries in Africa.
>>723382295Gorillas almost always look angry. OP is the only time I've seen a gorilla smile.
>>723381976RIP Harambe. I think about him every day. It feels like it was yesterday.
>>723412827It's a "fuck off" move. He's still 100% paying attention to you.
>>723423387Gorilla facial expressions don’t mean the same thing as human ones.Never EVER smile and show your teeth to a gorilla or chimp that can get at you.
name 10 good monke games that aren't DK
>>723423383They're still simply not wired and able to understand the intricacies of human life.
>>723415007oh no no no
>>723400186>steam begging threads
>>723382094Because it's AI, he has 2 left hands. One near his left cheeks and his other left hand scratching his nips.
>>723423512
>>723381976>>723382295>>723386678>>723390569>>723398232>>723400186>>723400681>>723401167>>723406390it's strange how I find real monkeys and apes more endearing than niggers
>>723394139>when youäre eating something soft and there's a sudden crunch
>>723422109>guys lets get these monkeys out of zoo slavery and into job slavery instead
>>723423383Chimps are toddlers with the strength of a powerlifter. If a 4 year old had the power to pulverize you because you brought cake for everyone but him he absolutely would.
>>723423387You don't want to see a gorilla flashing his teeth
>>723423695nothing strange about being a mass replying attention whore
>>723422524...and doesn't involve allegiance to the little hat wall-kissers, or any earthly kingdom.
>>723421057funky
>>723411836Why is his monkey wenis hard?
>>723400280Its bad luck to kill a seabird
>>723421405I think it's bonobos who are vegetarians. Chimps can be absolutely fucking ruthless hunters. If a small monkey looked at them funny while accidentally stumbling in their territory, they're getting fucking ripped apart and devoured alive.
>>723423712>youäre
>>723420407
>>723416443That's the UAE, flag has a red rectangle instead of triangle. Makes sense they'd let zoo animals do crazy shit.
>>723382295Shun Goku Satsu
>>723381976Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you
>>723423512Ape EscapeSamba De AmigoSuper Monkey Balluhhhhhh
>>723407697I've noticed far leftists are equally obsessed with misunderstanding evolution as much any rightoid.They use it as a weapon to flood nations with ape-like vermin then cry racism deapite people forming negative opinions about countries instead of races.It's probably one of the shittiest games ever made.
>>723419219Woke up this morninGot myself a gun
>>723421057Hell yeah
>>723423512>>723423683>>723424581>wukong....I am forgotten
>>723407697>no they aren't retard, they just evolved differently. A human was never a gorilla but they have the same ancestor, stop spouting this bullshit
>>723424710That game kind of looked like ass but maybe I just have souls clone fatigue.
>>723424710Despite the months of shilling nobody played it to begin with.
>>723423512TOKI
>>723423512bloonsape escapeRampagePlague inc Ape flu DLCBudokai Tenkaichi
>>723386678>>723386435>>723382295FUCK OFF I almost fucking choked
>>723386678>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>723382094He just had sex
>>723404496King K ekked
>>723401720>men to stay away fromThis is what women say when they can't resist men, if they find the man unattractive they will just friend zone themThe only thing that makes me question this is league of legends
>mfw i eat the yellow pepper that turns me into a gorilla
>>723400360There is a need to be upset
>>723425734>>723407697>no they aren't retard, they just evolved differently. A human was never a gorilla but they have the same ancestor, stop spouting this bullshit
>>723407697
>>723382295Just like my harem doujins
>>723406390Kek
>Friend sends me a video of 3 obese negress getting arrested cause they fought over 3 pizzas>See this thread a few mins later>Monkeys being calm doing human stuffHow is a wild animal so much calmer than a human being
>>723426525>human being
>>723407184league of legends
>>723421743I would actually want to taste this shit just to know how bad it is but this Beyond shit just died in the span of like two months in my cunt. Bought one of their burger patties, I guess that shit is edible and it's coated in enough flavors to make you think it's meat from a grill but Jesus Christ the stench it unleashes while you ook them is fucking vile
>>723425720>The only thing that makes me question this is league of legendsUnfortunately you would be surprised
>>723422591Its funny because that term came from a fake site.
>>723426525Niggers, especially the american variety, are what happens when you force apes into human society with all unnatural mind-boggling complexitiestheir brains cant handle it and they start short circuiting and going feral
>>723428068How's the weather in your trailer park in West Virginia?
>>723426525What about the 2 dudes who got into a road rage incident, both with guns in their cars both with their underage daughters as passengers, shoot each other and both hurt each other's daughters?
>thinken 'bout nanners
>>723428168hating niggers is mainstream now, nigcel. it's over
>>723428168Mountain Mama is treating me very well, thanks for asking
good thread
>>723422254STOP being anti-semitic
I love monke
>>723426525
>>723382094He knows he can rip you apart with zero effort.
>>723428435Kek I fucking called it
>>723416845Seggs
>>723428554perhaps women are right about bears
>>723424140>Chimps can be absolutely fucking ruthless hunters. If a small monkey looked at them funny while accidentally stumbling in their territory, they're getting fucking ripped apart and devoured alive.Hence the phrase chimping out
>>723428286
>>723428885he’s me
>>723381976BANAN?
>>723419938Thank you I'll go post the same thing there. Fuck you nigger monkey, by the way.
>>723429128
>>723428885>Battlestation threads
>>723422081Holy kek
>>723421731They're really cute, but that roll at the beginning was sick
>>723428239Doesn't count in any way whatsoever.
I love how there's ten threads up that are the exact same racist silliness that have nothing at all to do with video games. The exact same posts, images, and webms, too, like several chatbots having the same conversation across the board.
>>723427216I think black bean burgers are good.Beyond chicken tastes like chicken bullion and vegetable grease, the texture is like a brick.
>>723419130is monke the cure to autism?
>>723423512Would Black Myth Wukong count?
>>723389629
>>723389605Thankfully gorillas tend to be pretty chill. It's chimps that will bite your face off.
>>723429836No, I just mentioned an individual case of two individuals doing individual actions that had individual consequences that should solely reflect on their individual actions as individuals snd no one else.
>>723430530>Florida manhe can’t keep getting away with it
>>723391881I don't look at this and think about jimmies.I look at this and think of the /fit/izen working at the zoo who was on the gorilla biscuits diet.
Best monkey thread
oo oo ooo
when no kids came for halloween and you were left with all the candy
>>723430942t.
>>723389605Big brains use a fuck ton of calories.Dolphins, Octopus and Whales would've evolved to be our equals if they weren't stuck in the Ocean which is an evolutionally dead-end.
>>723428992same monkey?
>>723430914Indeed
>>723412048>the apes objectively closest to humans are also the least likeablereally makes you think huh
>>723410437I wanna fuck this monkey
>anon doing his gacha dailies
>>723415274He strong...
>>723434240Those damn apes could you rip you in half like its nothing.
>>723434373When I think the monke is the coolest thing ever, he becomes even cooler...
>>723392849>>723406390Looks like she agrees
>>723434950Fortunately monkeys have higher standards.
>>723430914isabeau super-best and best reason for choosing Peace route.
>>723419130Pretty high possibility that he will start posting here, don't worry
>>723422081LMAO
>>723435036..apparently not that one lol.
>>723426172
>>723424631you can't fool me, that's not a ps2 cutscene, that's XRA! NOT VIDYA!!!
>>723404082yh alright, that got an IRL chuckle out of me
>>723434373they are built differently and could easily crush any human in a 1 on 1 fight as they are several times stronger than even the strongest human
>>723436670Which makes tough guy posturing laughable. We use tools, and part of those tools are to kill rather than to do performative hand to hand combat.
>>723416443>being a christian zionist
i look liek this
If you guys could have any monke as a best friend who would it be?For me it's the humble orangutan
>>723438212monkino, dumb youtube sensationalism
>>723398232damn he nailed that throw
>>723386678BREAKDOWNBREAKDOWN
>>723382094Because he monke
>>723422784kek
>>723426525The American Pavement Ape is a particularly dull species. I used to think all people of African descent were dumb as bricks until I actually met people from Africa. (as in, born and raised in an African country) They’re some of the most respectful, resourceful and just good people you will ever meet.
>Monke threadBased
>>723439696This is me
completely unrelated btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo87F-va410
>>723439696What the fuck was his problem?
>>723423695I'm Black and I hate you too, anon.
>>723422109They did this experiment and he got all the way to post secondary education.Unfortunately a woman was uncomfortable around the orangutan and they had to lock it up.They unironically do integrate better than foreigners from other countries if that experiment is anything to go by.We need more orangutans. The more we treat them human perhaps they’ll start changing to become more human-like, maybe even surpass us
>>723422384They did do an experiment like this and taught it sign language. It did quite well and was very happy up until an incident in college. Literally just one person, it was fine around everyone else. And she probably fucking started it.
>>723441508she probably wanted to fuck it and couldn't admit it
What's happening in here specifically?
>>723411957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3Mg8GJpVfo
>>723440893Not him but Its not your fault that we didn't send your people back to Africa.
>>723441620>taught it sign languageit's hard to confirm if they were using language how we think of it (improvising sentences on the spot with), as opposed to performing some sort of rehearsed response from memory (or even reading their caretakers' body language for hints) with little language intuition behind it.Same with those clips of dogs pressing buttons to form phrases like "Me Hungry Please Food Give" or whatever.there may be some clever way yet to probe for language skillspicrel; maybe whales use language similarly to how we think of it
>>723398232>HEY FAGGOT>hmmmmmm?>MOOOOVE!
>>723381976just me or do gorillas look and act like the most sophisticated apes
>>723400360That face on the left makes me laugh every time I see it.
>>723416469there are a few countries that actually do that.
>>723412827It's way to show apology. It's a submissive behavior.
>>723411002Scorpio the guy, not scorpions the animal
>>723381976 A good thread
>>723390569>>723390816>>723410662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRu5kjIa3-0
>>723401720Gorillas are apes not monkeys you uncultured swine.
>>723443159take me back a dozen years to the beta tests for JC2 multiplayer please
>>723443303MONKINOOOOOO!!!!
This thread has reminded me of the Orangutan that hangs out at a river and throws mud at travelers if they dont pay his fruit toll. I like monkey.
>>723404052Kek
>>723440893You said it yourself, you're not a nigger, you're black. Anyone with a brain can recognize this difference. My white methheads down the road are niggers just like cholos, gangbangers, and all the other shitheads who only care about themselves
>>723443448Why do women like scary beasts to dominate them? Horses, wolves, Minotaurs, black dudes, etc.Why the beast?
monkeys are my friends
>>723391881
>>723443437God mp was so fucking fun especially everyone driving ontop of the mile high club
>>723389629Dudes being bros.
>>723412827He's presenting his bussy. Its a sign of submission
Evolution was a mistake
>>723386678Needs sm64 edit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0eWViFdkbY
>>723422109It takes a true subhuman to see a marvelous creature and wish wageslavery on it.
My favorite video game thread
>>723415384Holy fuck the orangutan is the most evolved by far.
>>723401720Built for Taurus cock
>>723402210>even AI calls apes "monkeys"It's so over
>>723389310Only us oldfags will get this kek
>>723389605I've got some good news for you, anon. Gorillas have *never* attacked somebody without intense and sustained provocation. They're god's greatest creatures.
>>723407184Bowser's Inside Story
>>723407697>no they aren't retard, they just didnt evolve a disproportionately large brain or the ability to speak so now they are gorillasSo... evolution... left them behind?
>>723446306That's not how evolution works dumbass. Also intelligence isn't a very good trait all things considered, we're on the verge on extincting ourselves.
>>723422081My sides every fucking time
Are threads like these the only fucking good ones left on /v/ its like shills and gcj and discorders can do shit.They will never love monke, they dont even love themselves.
>>723386383You're entertained by animals like a child. Do you clap when looking at these webms? It's not the monkeys. It's just you (and children).
>>723442926Lil guy's shook
>>723446692>Do you clap when looking at these webms?Yes, I do! Animals are fun and fill me with joy.
>>723446692>brown phalanges slopped up this postits so fucking obvious.
>>723398232>ChinaClearly, people threw this bottle at him first.
>>723401720I'm a scorpio and like 3/4 of these, damn
>>723437828Gibbons I love those goofy fucks
>>723394631this monkey is hilarious love me a XingXing
>>723443048Majestic
>>723446408>Also intelligence isn't a very good trait all things consideredI don't think you have much to worry about anon
>>723382295>average monke enjoyer
>Gorillas understand when things break down, and will attempt to use tools to fix themhttps://youtu.be/M0BSJBBO6ys>Chimpanzees have learned how to make simple spears to hunt bushbabies with, and they have amazing working memoryhttps://youtu.be/QcFZ9dFUfc8https://youtu.be/nTgeLEWr614>Orangutans know how to wash their hands and sign that they want food by pretending to bite something in their hand, and they can tie knotshttps://youtu.be/YZZOxI5W7FQhttps://youtu.be/Du2BRGg3G44These apes are highly intelligent, so why do we keep them in zoos?
>>723418006Kek
>>723448317…Gorillas are short?
>>723442720I really liked that movie.
Monkeys/apes are violent as fuck. I don't know how any of you actually like them. To me they're on the same category as downie retards and niggers. All three CAN be funny when you look at them in videos. But in real life they're fucking scary as shit. They're all violent, unpredictable, possess strength beyond humans and are perfectly capable of ripping your face off with their bare hands or teeth (Well, one of those three doesn't bother with that and will put a bullet(s) in you instead).Be careful with creatures like that.
>>723448604Only chimps are violent, gorillas and orangutans are pretty chill.
>>723448604Orangutans are based. Chimps and baboons are still shit.
>>723448317Certain monkey tribes in South America are known to have entered the stone age, with tool usage and shit.Also chipanzees in Africa have been seen engaging in organized warfare between tribes. Two groups openly fought, the losing group had all males killed and all females were forcibly taken as prizes.
>>723448681gorillas will rip you in half if they think you're threatening them
>>723448741>Monke has entered the Stone AgePlanet of the Apes soon
>>723448604Only Chimpanzees are violent. Bonobos, Gorillas and Orangutans are peaceful. Bonobos have sex to settle their problems.
>>723448818Stone Age isn't hard. Octopi could probably get there if they raised their young to pass generational knowledge, and dolphins if they had limbs to hold tools. No using the penis doesn't count.Upgrading from Stone Age is what's really hard. Because the next step is to dominate fire.
>>723422784Lmao underrated post
>>723421960>Upgrading from Stone Age is what's really hard. Because the next step is to dominate fire.See >>723421960
>>723422109>They deserve human status, chimps definitely not thoughWhy not? Chimpanzees have moved onto using weapons to hunt effectively. They wage wars like humans do. They’re starting to use caves to shelter in instead of the trees. They know how to make and use shanks. I’m pretty sure they’re the most intelligent ape overall.The last thing they need to transition out of the stone age at this point is to start hunting larger prey with their spears. At that point they can really start developing.
>>723448814No they won't, the whole knocking on their chests is a way to avoid direct conflict. You'd have to directly confront them to get attacked by a gorilla
>>723443838the movie you replied to, Max mon amour, was produced by an oven dodger (((serge silberman))) if that answers your question.
>>723389605We specced into INT so hard it broke the game
>>723422109Some place in Africa I heard they trained one type of ape to drive tractors and they loved it but a union petitioned the government to make it illegal
>>723449503Threatening violence is not "chill" it's violent. Potentially interpreting your ignorance of their signs as a challenge and flattening you is also not chill.
>>723448892Why do humans and gorillas have normal butts whereas other monkey butts look like obnoxious mushrooms/tumors?
>>723449720STOP SQUEEZING THAT THING IT'S GONNA POP
>>723422109>chimps definitely not thoughChimpanzees are the most intelligent ape; they're just more prone to violence to solve issues.
>>723422109This was already attempted. Look up the case of Doctor Winthrop Kellogg and his attempt at cross-rearing. He and his wife raised a chimpanzee called Gua alongside their same aged biological son Donald. They treated Gua like their own son, nurturing him and providing for him as though he was a human infant. Donald was encouraged to treat Gua as his brother too. Cognitively, Gua responded much earlier to commands from the parents than Donald did, but they ended up having to stop the whole thing because Donald was imitating his chimp-bro and had developed "chimp-like" tendencies. Ie, the human kid became stupider just being around the monkey.There was also another case where they wanted to study ape vocalisations, language and communication. Keith and Catherine Hayes raised a chimpanzee called Viki as though she were a human. Though it was more-so focused on the specificity of trying to better understand her communication techniques of chimps, it had the ultimate goal of hopefully trying to have a chimp communicate legibly to a human being. They had to put Viki through rounds of speech therapy while she was growing up and in the end, she was only capable of producing four words in a very haphazard fashion, with the general consensus now being that monkeys are simply incapable of reproducing a human language.
Fuck monke, Orcas will inherit the earth.
>>723450000They don't have hands with opposable thumbs. This is the secret ingredient to conquering planets.
>>723449568There was a case in South Africa perhaps similar to what you're talking about.Double amputee signalman James Wide purchased a baboon known as Jack and trained it to operate the levers for railway signals under his supervision. Jack worked for nine years doing this.
>>723437828Maurice (Pongo)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJM8usu5Mhk
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD??? ARE YOU ALL SPEAKING IN CODE OR SOMETHING???
>>723450000>Senju Shachi... At last we meet again...>I have used my hatred to become stronger, all with the purpose of killing you>The slaughter of my people ends today... >MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!
>>723450195im gay.
A chimpanzee's hands and fingernails.
Sorry for the dumb question but like given enough time, would monkeys and apes ever evolve enough to the point of being as sentient and intelligent as humans? Humanity would probably not exist to see this of course but would it be possible?
>>723450249How the hell do they keep their nails trimmed?
>>723382295the only way this could've been better is if he sprayed diarrhea towards the recorder
>>723450269They’re already sentient. What you mean is sapient.
>>723450334ahh my bad.
>>723449706Why would you mimick their intimidating behavior? You're supposed to be the "smart" one anon.
>>723450058you don't need hands when you rule the seas
>>723450408>STOP RESISTING
>>723450058lol the fucking faggots hands being last.
>>723450269the top tier ones are sapient. We have sapient wild animals, just not many. Dolphins are one.
>>723401720She couldnt afford a Sagittarius like me
>>723450551kek nice
>>723442361little beaver is trying to make a dam
>>723381976flop
>>723406390100% has burned coal, no other reason for a white woman to learn how to twerk insta-dump material
Good Thread
>>723406390Why would she twerk in front of a child chimpanzee? Look at how the adult had to shove him out of the way.
>>723450525unlike pig (cops) of you show submission they'd leave you alone.
>>723451575This is why chimps need rights.
>>723451135me when I realize Im blocking the projector at a speedrunning convention
