>Main character is a better man than me...eeee
I've got bad news, everynon.I'm Steven.
>>723430908You're grounded.
>Main character asks if YOU THINK I WANT THISSSSSS?!?
>>723430908We're going to bury you ALIVE
>No E...heeheheh
ointment
>game has advanced movement tech>pain in the ass to input>makes the gameplay look retarded>if you don't do it you get destroyed in multiplayer by people who do
>>723430657Unironically, I believe taking responsibility for your own biological children is being a better man. wish my own father thought that, at least
It’s kind of funny how reference fresh prince is for a site that hates black so much.
>>723431568referenced* fuck now I look esl
>>723431448>1994>super rich family still only has an NES
>>723430908This is unacceptable. I’m very disappointed in you.
>>723431568I don't hate blacks however, just niggers. If you can't tell the difference then you haven't lived enough.
>>723431720that just means they have good taste. The NES has a far superior library than the SNES
>>723431905They wouldn't have had anything but maybe mario 3 and punch out.
>tmw you jerk it too hard to your warframe and you accidentally break your dick
This is terrible...I'm retarded.
>>723431448good because you are an asshole
OP you gotta kick that man's BUTT
>>723432102let me guessyou need more?
I don't understand all the negative hub bub around pricing
>>723431527who cares what you think? you ate all my breffmints!you should be ashamed of yourselfmoron!how could you do such a thing?I hate you!you are stupid and ugly and i wish you would die!you should kill yourself and you..you really stupid!STUPID!
>>723430657would you make me a sandwich op?
I'm Henry Furth
>>723433026I've done it.
>>723433217Mods I want you to ban this anon, he ate all my breffmints
I was minding my DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit
>>723433217You disgust me. May your wrongdoings haunt you for all of eternity.
>Gimme a hug, man
>>723433217You've swindled me
>>723433217You should be ASHAMED of yourself!
>part 2 coming soon Why he dont want me man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My-WSM-6QlE
>>723433217Fuck your father, fuck you nigga. You are a fool!
>>723432264i broke my stick admiring the prime frame's posteriors. i kept turning too fast
Maaaaan you SELL FISH
OH MY GOD
>>723433217but that's brerb
>>723433217your really stupit
>>723433751>tmw Mirage Prime sits on your faceI CANT BREATHEI CANT BREATHE
>>723431796I'm sorry.
>>723433217your penis smells terrible
Ay, G, uh, you bring the mail in yet?
>>723430657WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
>>723434050then zephyr then messa, then equinox, night form's pancakes, then ivara, then wisp
We’ve gotta attack him. SHASHASHASSSSSSEIS
>>723433217You are poor as you are IRISH. And you have my pity.
>>723434608thank you sweetheart
SHNISHKERBOBBER ZHINSHNISHKERBOBBER ZHINSAEYAEYAEYAEYA-
>>723435641YEAAAHHHHHHH
>>723434782>NOOOOOO I was saving that to calm myself>lest I get too busy RUBBING my COCK
>>723435171and we must be happeee
>>723437048you know you really need a woman g
ITS DOUBLEMINT GUM! WHEN CHEWED, ITS FOOD!
>>723431568>funny show>lots of meme potentialnot even poltards can deny this
Post YFW when you heard:BREFFMINTS.
>>723433106drink it
>Now this is a story all about how my license plate got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom!
>>723433217
Sonic crapped in there!
This is a black thing isn't it?
>>723432321i'm sorry everybody can't be as stupid as you Uncle Phil
And you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey and you FIND Geoffrey
My ass itches! Scratch my ass permanently!
>>723430657This guy was my favorite YouTube Pooper when I was a lad
>>723438425That was a long time ago…
>>723438583But I'm still a ladWAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>723430657>Oh my God, he's God
>>723430908FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE
>>723438714HALLELUJAH
Does anyone know the name of this song?https://youtu.be/hxok6ROC-1o?t=87
__NO_
>steam friend asks you to join a game at 3 AM
>>723439924Ti adoro by Luciano Pavarottipersonally my favorite Pavarotti song is Mattinata
>>723431135I'll scratch your bush if you scratch mine.
>>723440046for me it's Tosca act 3
>>723439982when i say no she jumps
>>723433217YOU NEED TO LEAVE
>>723431568>Everyone on 4chan is racistNo, it's just that this is the place where you can say nigger without getting trouble.Guess what, just because you can say it doesn't mean it still makes you any smarter or cooler.
>>723435250im willing to take that risk
>AND YOU FIND GEOFRY!>AND YOU FIND GEOFRY!>AND YOU FIND GEOFRY!>AND YOU FIND GEOFRY!>AND YOU FIND GEOFRY!
>>723431568nobody really hates black people that much on 4chan. Because anyone can be racist here and nobody cares. It's the repressed places that go the most manic over the things they're repressed about. The most racist place on the internet is probably reddit, they have entire racially segregated boards that ban you for being the wrong race.
>>723432745im sorry i've got to say something.hupsupsuhpsuhusushuspsuhhusupsudo i make myself clear?
>>723431568A-actually we're not REALLY racist... we just like posting statistics and claiming racial superiority while advocating for the cleansing of inferior blacks, but is that really racism?
>>723441435come on don't be ignorant, not all of us want to advocate for the cleansing of inferior blackssome of us also want to turn America into an apartheid government and create a second Liberia.
the only thread a black man can walk around with a mask on and not get raped
I love Fesh Pinceposting
SIMMISSIMOMIS
What is your favorite YTPs videos, you all?
>>723433217Mods, NOH this man!
>>723443656it's even vidya relatedhttps://youtu.be/EmrWHmuUOLg?si=VgsVi5YzwXHom5li
>>723443656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeKg94zvbdsthis one is on fesh pince's level in my opinion
>>723443656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiYIuBah78k
>>723443717this one is similar quality imohttps://youtu.be/Trn1HdTlKY4?si=R4bqyVDzpbwpCtW5
>>723431568your honorthis is a black thing isnt it
>>723431720>NES was on top of the TV>whenever they want to play it their controllers wires were dangling in front of the screen
>>723443656Can't beat a classic WITH THE HELP OF KYOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJYT8ee6ryA
/v/, your opening statement.
>>723443656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE9AmKpktc0
>>723444391__
>>723440494I've been banned a bunch of times for saying the n-word on 4chan before. Thankfully I've reformed since then.
>>723431720How do you think they got rich>NOOO I MUST CONSOOM DOEAnd this is why most of you will forever be rentoids blaming the system for all of your problems
>>723441865
>>723444606Where do you live that buying a Super Nintendo would be financially ruinous? Mauritania?
>>723445227I grew up in Brazil and remember my parents not really thinking twice about getting one.
>>723443717Absolutely based Flesh Pinch appreciator, it is unironically on the same level of greatness as Fesh Pince.
>>723443980>"im gman">"gman im having second thoughts"how half-life should have ended
>>723444893>>723441865
>>723444271nice
>>723443656https://youtu.be/wn7xBtTTPT4?si=N0FstBUY1jgBPp3V
>And we can do it ourselves?Yeah
>>723443656Doesn't really count as YTP, but I've been getting a kick out of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngpd6nZzdTM recently.
>game has tasteful Christian motifs
>>723445845wish cjflo had had a comeback arc a la captpan (who himself seems to have gone silent again)
>>723431568Black people were at their most tolerable in the late 80s through the 90s. Shit like 9/11, Katrina, Buck Ofama, the 2016 election, Floyd riots and overexposure due to the current woke agenda made people despise them back to Jim Crow levels again. Most of it isnt their fault, it really is a few bad apples or well maybe half the bushel at this point.
>>723443656https://youtu.be/SmugYzJwl9E
>>723448204man has never heard of Los Angeles in the 90s
>>723448272My mandatory college ethnic studies told me that blacks were unfairly judged against worst koreans and the violence they caused was largely because of socioeconomic factors and that they totally weren't targeting Asians at the time.
>>723443656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H3yorTpb0Y
>>723431568THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU I SAID WEe-E-EeEeW. PAY ATTENTION.
>>723448272California has been an enduring shithole for eons.
>>723448951i was referring to the LA riots in particular
>>723433217Die a VIOLENT death.
>>723448208nice to see a classic cdi poop enjoyerhttps://youtu.be/w0gmXwwe8nA?si=uDeRoZZVARaDt8SM
>>723430657You know what?This is so sexy.
It wasn't until fesh pince 3 that I realized I say milk at least once a day.Now every time I need to, I have to make a geoffrey reference.Lunch is served... but it's milk
>>723431448What is Gears of War
>>723449454Jazz, how did you get in the trunk?
>>723433217Sex
>>723431568This is the same website that's been stuck on using 'based' for the last ten years while claiming that they'd never used "nigger slang" whenever they get pissed off at some zoomer saying unc fr capping. Brother, where do you think BASED came from
>>723444893>I think you should take that back, manThis is the only one I don't get
>>723449717What do their Down+B moves do?
>>723448901the best
>>723449819ahh
>>723449695no one ever actually used 'based' the way you're implyingit was a lil b thing exclusively, "the based god," and was only ever brought into its current usage as a joke riffing on that fact, by Internet dwellers. it has never been included in the broader mainstream black vernacularI don't know where you or anyone else got the idea otherwise
>>723431568I don't hate black people, I hate niggers. 'Nigger' is a mentality and a culture. Lotta white niggers too, and I don't like them either.
>>723443980>1:09That's some good shit.
>>723443656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWlKr4seJ-0&list=PL8fAhLpxoiJTkYas8-KKAPlaqm-Lh4mtGSooks and Fesh Pince are the two YPT all timers, literally perfected the artform
>>723443656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfAt0f16esk
>>723449545Milk! Yes, milk!
>>723441865>I'm Steven.
>>723443656ytpmvs count too righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXICPke_mag
I didn't find the breffmints parts funny
SONIC CRAPPED IN THE FORCEFIELD
>>723455890they're alright.
>>723455890I thought you liked me!
>>723431568I call trashy people from any race a "nigger", it just so happens that there are more Blacks that fit the bill, and the word originally describes them (unfairly).Some of my best friends are Black, and I'm openly racist around them but it's all in good fun as they say similarly racist stuff back at me (we're all Arab).Also Fresh Prince is a really good show for what its worth. The first season has too cryptic jokes unless you actively followed US 1980s Black culture, but seasons 2-4 were great. Season 5 and 6 were meh because they started focusing more on the story and exploring more serious themes and social commentary, still done decently well.
>>723443656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2SE2-EI2-8
>>723437334>That is exactly why you the KING man!
>>723431568I don't hate black people, I just hate uppity violent street gang niggers
>>723443980>DaTrannyshan't be watching
>>723443656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMM2eEIaT0
>>723457318Holy shit Nichijou had a dub?
>>723443656Hard to nail down a favorite but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGi7Y8UdDS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGXGt7GLT9E
>>723431568most people hate the ones that act like apes, you know, the violent, drug addict, sex worshiping kind which happens to be their mainstream culture nowfresh prince is from a time when they were acting like normal people, it's also just a fun show
>>723433026
>>723457414>he's gayfuck, 5 seconds in and I already lost it
>>723443656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V93ZyaiDPA
I'm a black man! With a short black man!
>>723431865That's a racially charged term.
>>723430908I. Don't. Care.I DON'T CAAAARE.
>>723455890I didn't realise you were such a CUNT
>boss wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank-making operation out of his banks
>>723461423But anon, aren't some of those banks?
Twerk, Sonic.
>>723461483
Boys, let me tell you something about women
>>723443656There's too many to count but I think about Chuckie fading in and out of existence from this one often. Surreal edits like it crack me up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmhF-LUBZiQ
Fantastic jobInside job
>>723443717>What's new PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSYThis got me good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq3TMWt9GG0
>>723443656Solitairehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP_EGSOEGAE
>>723458513yesits purpose is telling them to stop acting like niggers
>>723444397Oh snap is this Taco Belle?
>>723462612>WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?