She's ovulating, Gordon.
I will never under why god made women horny when they're the most likely to become pregnant. That's like a sick joke
In the bed chamberrrrr
>>723443138Are you retarded? That's literally the whole point of sex.
Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and… smell the menses…
>>723443138>"Be fruitful and multiply."God really does work in mysterious ways.
FULLY
>I'm done with this playing hard to get bullshit of yours, Gordon. Just fuck my daughter
>>723443138god also gave everyone short lives so having sex is literally the only thing that matters in lifeactually passing down beneficial traditions matter the most but those things are broken down constantly, censored, manipulated, corrupted etc etc for short sighted bullcrap, faith is an iffy subject
>>723443043Why would he talk about his daughter like this
>>723443881faith is for unironic retards>t. big brain haver
>>723443138This is beyond stupid
>>723443043Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
Cuck shit and cuck-adjacent jokes are gross and not funny.
>>723443942This is your brain on grandkids.
>>723443043She's waiting for you, Gordon. In the sex chamber.
>>723443154Eeeehhh!
>>723443138wut
What's wrong Gordon?
>>723443138Women aren't coomers retard
>>723446950>Women aren't coomers retardyou can't be serious...Should we tell him?
Have sex, incel.
>>723446950The current state of literature says otherwise.Go to the best sellers section for fiction of your local book store or Amazon and then come back when you've seen the damage that female coomers have done.
>>723446950>Women aren't coomers retardLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bro youre fucking clueless
>>723446950Not for (You) they aren't.
>>723447989>cups on the floor with liquid not spillingAI is so goddamn weak>>723444042you think youre smart, but youre not
>>723448265>you think youre smart, but youre notok retard>t. big brain haver
>>723448321>reddit spacingkys
>>723448358>doesn't know what reddit spacing isok retard>t. big brain haver
>>723447989after marriage with Aqua
>>723446950Krystal's va definitely goons to krystal
>>723443881lol if you think sex is the meaning of life then don't mention God
>>723447183>>723447453>>723447528>>723447603>>723448567Only the most zogged up millenilard tryhard normgroids respond to bait like that with such sincerity.
>>723447989WTF BRO! YOU CAN'T POST THAT HERE! I'M AT WORK!
>>723446158What part of this is even remotely cuck related?
>>723449028No sane man actually WANTS his daughter to get fucked.
>>723447989MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>723446479heh
There must be a HL take on the "no way fag" meme somewhere...
>>723443043>Gross you sick old fuck! I am not into bestiality- even if it's half-human half-nigger chimera!
>>723443043Great, another on-rails section.
>missed the pornEvery time.
>>723446950I hope one day you find out how wrong you are
>>723446950The entire decline of human civilization as we speak is a result of female cooming.Like the population death spiral of hypergamous women screwing the same 5% of top tier men while on birth control and then them raging infinitly at any attempt to stop them from their "right" to goon themselves through hundreds of shallow "relationships" and one night stands until their barren and old is solely a result of the female desire to be a selfish gooning whore.Make no mistake, there are more women right now like this than there are autistic anti-social manchildren edging 6 hours straight in a crippling porn addiction and they're impacting civilization far worse. You simply can't see it because you think "well women are having sex, not watching porn". The results are identical however; There are no children being born in the western world.
>>723450276>There are no children being born in the western world.Why
>>723450434Can you read? Because white women or several generations westernized women of other races just want to be hedonist whores and don't want to have famlies.Or they think they can still start them later but their standards inflate while their desirability drops.Women can get sex easily compared to men, so their version of gooning is casual sex on birth control.
>>723448265Wait, why was this gif okay?
>>723443154lmao heard the voice fr
>>723443138THE POINTOF SEXIS PROCREATION
>>723451773but what is "procreation"? maybe it's more like reincarnation of soul?also gem thread, good to see better men
>>723443138Holy shit! That's the stupidest post I...>>723446950Never mind. Picrel
>>723452158
>>723443043>Gordon!>Snap out of it and FUCK my daughter!>She's insanely horny and I measured her butt cheeks and hips, they're extremely wide and her waist is POPPIN at 40' inches. She's ready for kids GORDON.>Enough of your lab geek science gay ass mutha fuckin BULLSHIET. FUck MY DAUGHTER GOD DAMN IT.>She's waiting in her bed room, HER CHILD BED ROOM where I hung up chad edits of you so she could fantasize about fucking your cock hole as hard as possible when you came out of that nasty ass freak weirdo's time prison or whatever the fuck it was.>TONS of lube and no condoms gordon, she's be playing with her clit for HOURS and it'll slide right in. I even got a guy who's gonna put breast implants in her FOR you.>Her pheromones are spikes, she's wet as ALL hell and she's ready for you to BLAST load after load in her Gordon.>Please... For FUCKS SAKE GORDON, KNOCK HER UP.
Is there a single piece of media depicting Gordon and Krystal engaging in sexual act?Asking for a friend of course
>>723443043>>723443154kek. :)
>I'm putting together a team...
>>723443043"close your eyes, honey"
>>723443043A reminder that Alyx will be a hag in HL3
Gordon is free man. Get it?He is single. And they humt him down. Just for being a free man. Wow, talk about dystopia.
>>723450434Because the idiotic Free Love Movement destroyed the relationship between the ideas of Sex and Reproduction in the culture. Now the act of sex is put on a pedestal as the ultimate expression of love while it's also treated as a mere act. Meanwhile reproduction gets left out in the cold.Contraceptives like the pill becoming more widespread at the time also didn't help.
>>723443043How did he make those Wookie sounds? Or do you have to become a dad first?
>>723454382why would you want to reproduce?imagine you lived a thousand years, no a million years and experienced everythingIt's like you won a stellaris run, you are the sole owner of the galaxy, the god-emperor of mankind, everyone is your servant, you are above the law, all planets and stars belong to you, what will you do, gempost on /v/?
>Gordon, look at this dumb outfit my dad got for me
>>723449028>hits pipe
>>723443138>>723446950>>723447183>>723447453
Alyx was one of my teen crushes, later I realized she's a nigger and the whole memory was ruined.
>>723453979>A reminder that Alyx will be a hag in HL3What? Why?
>>723443154Kek
>>723453005Brave tarnished you must fuck my daughter Nepheli and secure the Loux bloodline
GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN G MAN AND HIS UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES! THAT SON OF A BITCH!GORDON WAKE THE FUCK UP! HE TOOK HER! HE TOOK HER!I WANT MY GRAND CHILDREN, GOD DAMN IT! YOU GO GET HER BACK AND YOU MAKE ME SOME GRAND KIDS!
>>723446950Oh boy do i have a list of literature for you >:D
>>723457598Time travel shit
>>723443859You think this homeless nigga even knows he's in a videogame? Is he even still alive?
she's waiting for you, Gordon ... in the testes chamber
>>723443043>>723443859>>723446450>>723452426>>723457730This meme will never not be funny
>>723457494I used to eat up all this incel shit until I actually got out and talked to girls and realized it’s all bullshit and women who matter don’t behave like this. I look back at all this and just cringe.
>>723458293What meme? He genuinely wants Gordon to fuck his daughter lok
>>723459919damn cat...
>>723448567holy based
ey freeman you gotta do that thingbadabing badaboom... ashes.
>>723443138Nigga
>>723443043I'd fuck Krystal
>>723443138never finished school but still glad im not you
>>723443138
>>723446950poor guy... he has no idea. They're not attracted to you, but they fantasize about being gang banged
>>723446950>he doesn't know
>>723443138>Christfag>Brain processing power on par with a pair of socksChecks out
>>723443881I want to pass down My genes to aqua
>>723443138I want to think this is just bait
Find me ONE Blasian that looks like Alyxx Vance.
>>723463672Only reason you want to think that is because you've forgotten what jokes are
>>723443043Was it ever explained why his daughter is an anthropomorphic fox?
>>723449841It was just AI generated sloppa of some literal who anime character. It wasn't CP like you were probably hoping it was, you SICK FUCK.
>>723464541WHY did I laugh at this? WHHHHY!?!
>>723448896whatthat's not the usual "gotcha" post that fishermen usestop trying to make a retarded statement that you can unopposedly samefag agreement with
>>723448896>Ummm.... millennials Absolutely O B S E S S E D
>>723459771To be fair the women in this comic clearly don't matter
>>723464890HEY you see that guy over there? He thought it was funny!
>>723446229kek true
Well, now. Listen carefully, my dear. When you see your father, relay to him these words: “I am not attracted to Gordon Freeman.”
>Asian mother>Her name is AzianReally Valve? REALLY?
>>723459771thats funny, the more i interact with women the more i realised all the "women bad and whores" incel shit was spot on. back when i was a virgin i thought incels were just bitter liars.
>>723466156name an female asian name that is not Bing Chilling or Jackie Chan
>>723466469Ummm... Yūko.
>>723466469Konata
>>723466001NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>723466001Did he go too far here?
>>723466001fucking lold
>>723459771>women who matter don’t behave like thisThe joke is that the blonde bitch in the comic is one of those girls who don't actually matter.
>>723446905I can hear that sound effect every time kek
>>723459771lol talk to more women you incel
>>723443154based
>>723443138That's why it's based
She's ovulating, Johnny Reb.
>>723452426>fucking your cock hole as hard as possibleNobody's putting anything in my urethra.
>chuds like race mixing with ugly mutts but will complain about modern women
>>723471229gay lol
It's kinda weird when you consider that Gordon and Eli must've been closer in age to each other than to Alyx at the time of the Black Mesa incident
