HIMAWARI
>>723447440>no eyelashes0/10 unfuckable
>>723447509Why are you like this
>>723447440she cute
>>723447440zombie voring slut
Imagine how weird it must be to be a human in the PvZ universe. You could be a NEET just minding your own business, then the next day you are fending off zombies with genetically altered plants capable of lethal force. All the plants have faces, all of them are alive. Strange, even a bit offputting to be sure, but it's what happens after those initial days of invasion. Your plants all start coming out of the ground, walking and talking all the while. You think they are going to come after you for sending so many of their brethren to their doom, but they do the exact opposite. They all treat with gratitude for bringing them to life and act like you are their faux father. This is all nice and such, but as time goes on and the zombie problem gets worse, they all slowly but surely start coddling you. They first make sure you aren't near the frontlines of the war, it would be a terrible blow to them if they lost the brains of the operations. Then they get you off the battlefield entirely, insisting you could help them a lot more at homebase. It isn't too long before they take over the plan handling entirely, giving you more of a morale support role at homebase. Even then, they do your job just as well as you, each of them making sure to give you a hug or something like it before heading out to battle. You confess your feelings of uselessness to one of the veteran plants, and they assure you that you are the biggest part of the war, that you and your safety is what every plant fights for.
If you like PvZ's music and Laura Shigahara you need to listen to this thanks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYWqO4tKP0
I'd be more shocked to find out that I have a crackhead for a neighbor
>>723447440sleemp
>>723449634*Inhales*WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPI NEED SUN
Do any of you actually play the game or are you just here to fuck a plant
>>723449964Replanted's release in a week will answer your question
>>723450054Did the AI thing get solved?
>>723449964Who the fuck HASN'T played PvZ in this day and age?
>>723451153If I told you the amount of zoomers that are in this board you'd become suicidal.
>The storm level
>>723449206For me, Zombotany. If the plants control the zombie bodies (especially if they're female) that is very hot.>>723449964Both and the very very few gems that are zombie girls. Pic maybe related
>>723452813What is wrong with you
Crazy Dave
TD...M?
>>723447440
>>723453463
>>723453110how can these 30-year-old men so bad at games made for childdren?
>>723450295a lot of stuff is leaking right now, shit ton of assetsa good amount of redraws and original art, but also a big amount of very rough looking ai upscales lol
>>723454993"Hey sunflower, pass the joycon!"
>>723454993Fun fact: EA, like the niggers they are, did not even bother contacting Rich Warner (the artist who did 99% of the assets for PopCap's games) about the remaster or any of the production assets they'll be including in Replanted.
>>723455951makes sense, a lot of the new assets do look off-artstyle lolreal sad, they rlly needed werner back
>>723449964yes
>>723454993headcrab boy
>>723452957I like object-headed women dude
>>723452813>very few gems that are zombie girlsPost those zombie girls
>>723460440
>>723447509I disagree
>>723460493Nice, do you have the full res sprite?So I can see her zombie tits in hd
>>723449964I really liked it as a kid. I still have PvZ2 ECLISE installed on my phone. And I've been playing PvZ Fusion lately.Is there a way to destroy gravestones?
>>723460630She's cut up into pieces inside the reanim folder :'(Mod is Delturbia btw
>>723461556Being cut up makes sense for a ZombieI just like her fat green tits
>>723461669hehehehe fat green tits hehehehe
>>723459725now i'm really thinking about the lore implications of the Zombotany minigame lol
>>723462634I want to grab them
>>723449964I’ve been addicted to pvz 2, gw2 and heroes for the past 8 years send help.
>>723449964I played the first one.Also to fuck a plant, but I don't like that locals pretend that sunflower is female, they make it boring.
>>723449964Someone who plays video games on /v/? More likely than you think
>>723449964i like garden warfare 2 a normal amount.also pvz 1 and 2 are really cool, pvz 3 still sucks though.
>>723451276>zoomers I grew up with this gameAnd I also want to fuck the plants
>>723451276Gen Z starts in 1997. PvZ is a zoomer game.
>>723463473If there was, remembered an AU wherein there was an uprooted sunflower that then got neglected when it cried for help, only to bottle and unleash that frustration through a passing basic zombie, which said sunflower uses to enact its revenge to the garden owner and the plants that he grew to defend his home. So probably, the plants in Zombotany are vengeful plants that use zombies as a means of sustenance and a tool of revenge to all of them bloom and doom gardeners, yep
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>>723454993Where are they being posted?
>>723463892none of those are Pvz gamesthey are EA abominations
What went so right for the first game that they never managed to replicate it?
>>723447509oh i thought you said eyebrows, whoops
>>723469842its the perfect example of a game made with soul versus a game made by a greedy multi billion dollar company purely for profitthey also decided pvz2 needed to look at revolting as humanly possiblepvz fusion is unironically the real sequel
>>723449964I played the first one.Then I just took a look at the other games during the years, listened to some good music of them and now I'm here drawing the plant in lewd ways.
>chinks came up with the idea for PvZ fusion>EA unironically turns it into a real gameYeah, EA is creatively bankrupt and had to rely on chinese fan mods. I'm surprised they're not suing the bugmen.
>>723463473>>723467160The description for Zombotany reveals that they're just experiments made by Zomboss, how he made them is never revealed but it'll probably be retconned to be the meteorite from PvZ3.
>>723447440PvZ 2 is actually pretty solid for a mobile game. But the mobile game aspect is always what keeps me from completing it. If there was steam port for $20 that was rebalanced and gave you some of the paid plants, I would be on it in a heartbeat.
>>723447754Why aren't you?
>>723447440I wish that pvz threads were more common on /v/I would be a very happy anon if we could threads this active all the time. pvz mods and fangames are the majority of what I play on my computer
>>723449964I beat pvz 1 like 13 times over the course of my life and a lot of modded versions of 2.Also I want to fuck plants.
>>723469842We've had this conversation a million times and the answer always comes back to:>EA being greedy kikes>Half the dev team jumping ship towards the end of Dark Ages>The gameplay loop just being bad because premium plants trivialize the gameIf you want to play more PvZ, check out the Eclise, Reflourished, and AlterZ mods. Eclise is hard as fuck, but I had a lot of fun with it until I got to the second half of Neon Mixtape tour. Pure cancerReflourished is just PvZ2 but rebalanced and with no microtransactions. It's boring honestly, and shows that PvZ2 wasn't good to begin with.AlterZ is the best IMO. Feels fresh and innovative.
>>723455951george fan deserve better
>>723454993Apparently some of them are BS.
So what's different with the new release? besides higher res shit
>>723463607
what went so right with PvZ Fusion that EA had to steal the gimmick for PvZ 3?
>>723460493All of the Delturbia zombies look like they have herpes on their lip.Also the mod is a little too slow with all the attacking plants costing 250>
>>723449964Pvz and insaniquarium is like the one game every single person over 20 have played
Post your record on this or I Zombie endless.I would but I can't.
i just found out, because of this thread, that there is a PvZ 2 and 3. why are they all phone shit? this shit was made to be played on the computer
>>723477695microtransactions, the only way to enjoy PvZ2 is by playing an older modded version which removes those elements.
>>723477695The actual PvZ 2 is https://github.com/Teyliu/PVZF-Translation
>>723453110editor add a huge yellow piss stain to his trousers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_UTh4qNjjo
>>723479060Dex is best editor desu
>>723479851'dish win
>>723477695>get bought out by EA>immediately lose majority of the OG team and start making freemium dogshitIt's a sad state of affairs, but yeah.
>>723477593>insaniquariumI want to go back.
aw sweet a sunflower thre->gets bombarded with zombie porn instead
>>723480885>t. anon with 10,000 sunflower images who needs his next fixmove along boy
>>723469932There's something this really reminds me of but I can't put my finger on it.
I wanna fuck the plants AND zombies
Sekkusufurawā
>>723477596I think I got them both to around 15 rounds. Anything after 10 is too dependent on luck to be that impressive desu.
