How does your girlfriend feel about your vidya hobby?
>>723454631>Girl
>>723454631Girlfriend?
let me lick letme smell sanyfvng godoess pleas
>3DPDGET OUT OF MY ANIME SITE
>>723454631My ex literally had better taste than all of the subhuman gacha cucks on this shithole site. Champions of Norrath and Psychonauts were her favourite games.
>>723454845>her
>>723454945You're so funny, bro
>>723454845bros bragging about his ex on an anonymous website
>>723455009liking psychonauts is trooncore
>>723455009>bro
>>723454631I'm 31 and never had a girlfriend.
>>723454631My gf is actually a pokefag and she often annoys me with all trivia she knows. She could talk about pokemon for hours and never shut up. It's like having autistic kid by your side that spills beans and doesn't stop if you give them a chance.
She's been playing video games since before I was born (10 years older than me)
She doesn't play vidya and shit man I barely have time for it either nowadays. When it first came out, which was also when we first started dating, I used to play Space Marine 2 operations and I'd let her play a mission or two. She actually enjoyed it a lot, but she'd always fuck with my custom paints and stuff which was annoying.
>>723454631>girlfriend
>>723454631I am the girlfriend
>>723455541pokemon is one of those franchises that's weirdly popular with girls, like animal crossing
>>723455098same. I got autism though so I have an excuse
>>723456694Because women naturally lean towards control and management. It's why games like Harvest Moon, Stardew Valley, and Sims are very popular among female players.
>>723455098lol
>>723454631What's that?
>>723456901>loli dont get it
>>723454631My fiancée actually plays vidya games with me. Off the top of my head: Ultra Street Fighter IV, Cotton 2, Forgotten Worlds, Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2, Tatsunoko vs Capcom, Darkstalkers 3, and Bushido Blade.
>>723455098same and i think its because of the jews
>>723454631>friend
>>723456248how old were you when you got together?
>>723457210I was 24 and she was 34
>>723454631well my girlfriend isn't a man, first of all
>>723456248Eww, she's creepy.
>>723457254not truly shotapilled but I’ll accept itI hope you do ageplay at least
>>723454631I'd recognize that Odin Sphere Leifthrasir metal case anywhere. Whoever's collection this is, they're based as fuck.
>>723454631She plays DBD and screams every time she gets jumpscared by the silent ones like Ghostface or Myers and then slaps me when I tell her to shut the fuck up so the neighbors stop complaining. She really enjoys playing detective games like Golden Idol, Obra Dinn, and the paint by numbers Sherlock games. Also puzzle games like Talos Principle and The Witness. I like playing those sorts of games with girlfriends. Solving puzzles together is my "love language" or whatever people call it. But she spends so much time screaming at DBD I think I'm going to have to kill myself in her apartment to desensitize her to horror. She watches fucking FNAF analysis videos on YouTube instead of playing the game herself. I'm 35 and don't want kids, she's 33 and doesn't want kids. It's a hard thing to find but maybe being single is better than settling for someone who screams at video games constantly just because they also don't want kids.
>>723457348Yeah we do. Done it twice this week that I can remember
>>723454631My what??
>>723454631She doesn't care. She boys games for me for birthdays and Christmas all the time. She even plays them once in a while with me. Being with someone who judges your hobbies must be exhausting.
i have a gf in my dreams because im a schizo
>>723455098Why?
She hates it. I am barely productive, though it is more youtube slop than gaming at fault there.She still wants my kids, like she is literally saying she wants to give birth next year.t. white boy with a Chinese gf
>>723457674i only have sex with penguins that i steal from the zoo
>>723457848Why do you persist? You know you can just chose to not do that lol.Unless you don’t want wasian babies in which case, watch YouTube until things have run it’s course
>>723457848Don't fall for it, she'll divorce you and keep the house, and you'll be paying child support until the day you die.
>>723454845Lil bro still thinking bout her
My gf play games with me I met her because we were on lan party
>>723457860did you ever get caught smuggling penguins?
>>723458105She makes way more than me. I have no house. And I don't live in Europe or North America.
>>723457465>>723457254Is she a pedo?
>>723454631my wife likes video games too. we play a bunch of survival games together, or watch each other play single player stuff. we did a co-op majora's mask randomizer last month, it was fun.
>>723458135yeah man but i just throw a penguin at them and it's like a cloud of smoke. it's not like i steal only one they're all expendable ultimately. you would be surprised what a shocked penguin can do to a man's eyes
She doesn't carewhether or not I'm a good man
>>723454631she doesn't like it, but doesn't mind as long as I don't do it too much
>>723456783Why don't you just mask your 'tism?
>all these anons here with sig others who "tolerate" their hobby at bestGrimFind yourself a keeper.I didn't meet my fiancée until I was almost 40.She introduced me to Kirby 64, which became my favorite Kirby game.
>>723458540We have super much in common, one thing is she just doesn't like videogames. It's not a dealbreaker for me
>>723454631We watch each other play single player games and play fighting games like the Soul Calibur games together. The only rule is no hyper perverted shit like lolis, rape and gay shit and no excessive amount of blood and gore.It's a great feeling to actually be able to have the same hobbies as the person you love.>>723457145Shit. Your girl's got great taste in fightan'>>723457292Neither are you, seeing how you're so insecure about how your hobbies make you appear to fucking strangers.>>723458540I mean, I can see where you are coming from but videogames aren't that important in terms of compatibility. The only reason me and my gf have such similar tastes in vidya is that she's a fucking weeb like me. She's more into J/K-Pop which I hate and I'm more into 90s alternative/progressive metal, which she isn't fond of the heavier acts. Still, she's such a good, intelligent, caring, nice young lady and we share so much interest and valuewise that dumping her would be retarded (especially considering my lack of lucking finding women before her). Sometimes you just gotta take the hit considering how minor it is in the grand scheme of things.Plus, I love tan, green-eyed Latina ladies and there's not a lot of them where I am.
>>723454631Never had a non gamer gf
>>723454631Ugly tranny
>>723458807>I mean, I can see where you are coming from but videogames aren't that important in terms of compatibility.Fair enough, I just don't see myself being able to date/marry someone who wouldn't play at least ONE game with me. It's a bonding activity.>Shit. Your girl's got great taste in fightan'I did kinda luck out with her. We also recently started playing DDR together. I got a metal pad from a friend and we've been playing DDRMAX on the PS2. I only have the one pad, so we just take turns.
>>723459110>Fair enough, I just don't see myself being able to date/marry someone who wouldn't play at least ONE game with me. It's a bonding activity.That's a very sane metric honestly. Like out of all the games out there, if you aren't interested in playing any co-op/head-to-head multiplayer game together, than that's a bad sign for the relationship actually having any sort of longevity. It doesn't even have to be games that you're a gamer god in. Just a very casual pick up and play type game.>I did kinda luck out with her. We also recently started playing DDR together. I got a metal pad from a friend and we've been playing DDRMAX on the PS2. I only have the one pad, so we just take turns.NOICE. Understandable, but having two pads is the best way to play that game. I imagine they're near unobtanium or expensive out the ass nowadays though.
>>723454631We play Switch games together, she tolerates me pc gaming with friends while she's working or playing Animal Crossing. Surprisingly I think she was more comfortable letting me move a dozen guns into her house as a noguns leftist than gaming since it steals time away from her.>>723456248Based and older woman pilled>>723458807>The only rule is no hyper perverted shit like lolis, rape and gay shit and no excessive amount of blood and gore.Cucked and whipped
>>723459671>unobtanium or expensive out the ass nowadays though.Pretty much. I kinda robbed my friend, he asked me to name my price and I said $100, and that was the deal. It's one of those fancy tournament-style ones. I looked it up after taking it home and it's apparently worth $700-ish. Felt slightly bad but hey, it was just gathering dust at his house.
>>723454631She's watching me play Expedition 33 and cried at the end of act 2. She herself mainly plays cosy and phone games and has about 800 hours in Animal Crossing. She also knows Ocarina of Time like the back of her hand.
>>723458489Masking effectively takes years, probably less if you’re very autistically diligent about honing your skills.It’s about becoming bearable and conforming to norms while still being yourself, and finding that balance takes time as well. But most of the time it comes down to people making excuses for why it’s impossible. Which is funny because in every single instance, someone more spergy than them was able to overcome it which completely refutes that cope
>>723459774>Cucked and whippedShe allows me to look at and save pictures of hot anime bitches like 2B and Eve, tells me to look up their skirt when I can, actively cosplays as them if she can and generally just likes hot chicks in vidya. Sexualized drawings of children and homos aren't worth losing a woman this cool . Blood and gore is cool, but again it's not worth ruining a relationship with a woman this special.>>723459779No harm no foul. He wasn't using it and you got one that you use for less than the arm and leg it typically costs. Did they explode in price because the games aren't released in the West anymore?
>>723458117I'm still thinking about my ex too
>>723460171>Did they explode in price because the games aren't released in the West anymore?It's that way because not a lot of metal pads were made. Even the soft fold-up ones can cost a pretty penny. The DDR games themselves are cheap as shit, it's just the peripherals cost a lot.
>>723455098Well, I'm 32 and never had a girlfriend.
>>723460818>>723455098Well, I'm turning 33 next month and I've never had a girlfriend...or sex.
We had a RPG/adventure game day every week. We completed FF7/8/9 (9 was our favourite), beyond good and evil and the longest journey for example. Occasionally I miss her
>>723460859>...or sex.Not missing out on much, honestly. I hired a prostitute a couple of times and yeah, it's fun, but it's not all that much better than masturbating. People who try to tell you that losing your virginity just for its own sake is some life changing experience are full of shit.
>>723454631that cover takes me way back. part of this guide was published in the gamepro magazine and I had made photocopies of it. you know, all the fatalities n' shit. man MK3 was such a cool game, I was obsessed with it.
>>723454631having a gf is a bad idea if you are a gamerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80J8eWeHlOQyou will have to put up with this crap
>>723460995Stop projecting your own cope to that Anon. Anyone whose had sex with someone they love and who loves them back can tell you that it's not a comparable experience to a hooker. >losing virginity is overratedI'm sorry that you didn't lose your virginity as a 18yo when you and your 18yo decided to experience it together
>>723461217Listen, I'm absolutely willing to believe that sex is a much more meaningful experience with someone you love. But I'm pretty sure doing just about anything together is a lot better with someone you love.
>>723454845>My ex literally had better taste than all of the subhuman gacha cucks on this shithole site.Well, her superior taste made her dump you while we tolerate you, so maybe you should be grateful we have such low standards.
>>723461217>as a 18yo when you and your 18yo decidedsomeone this fixed on the arbitrary magic age of consent, did not have a gf in his teen years
>>723454631my girlfriend plays video games way more than me. Only game I've beaten this year is Ocarina of Time master quest
>>723461356Magical yearsI was 17 she was 11Actually talking about a college classmate who we all laughed at
>>723454631
>>723454631I am undateable. I won't have somebody close to me to share a hobby.
>>723455098I'm 38 and met my girlfriend 2 years ago after being single for 15 years. It can happen bros. Slightly autistic non BPD girls are out there.
>>723461356I was 18 and my girl was 18 at the time. You've watched too much anime
>>723458117kek done that rodent
>>723461096korean chicks go through so much surgery they all look the same
>>723454631oWo whats this bulge?
when i get a (second) gf, i will be sure to just be completely upfront and honest last time, i wasnt and had to play pretendies about my interests and hobbies including video gaymaning, and if she gets repulsed and i remain gfless then i guess thats that, in fact i may even tell her about 4chan yep wish me luck br
>>723454631The usual girlfriend of a nerd(/v)>Ranges from chubby to slightly obese >Shy or extremely shy>Never uses makeup and doesnt try to look good>Ugly or below average face
>>723454631She joins it with me, because it's the only thing that we have in common together outside of sex.
>tfw dumped a girl I was dating last week>we had nothing in common>she was manipulative, unstable, and was always trying to fight>will never find a girl who likes vidya>I'm already 37send help
>>723461278true dat, for me it's hugs and cuddling
>>723462641Is there a pattern to your exs?
>>723462724nolast one was really nice and we never had a fightwe're still friends
>>723454631She's a weeb so she doesn't mind. But she's insanely squimish to seeing basically any kind of violence so she doesn't like to watch. But I very rarely play games wheb she's around anyway.
>>723462772And why did that one end?
>>723462856she lived in another country and we couldn't barely see each other
>>723454631My girlfriend would pretend not to like videogames when we first started dating because she thought I only had a passing interest in them, and didn't want me to think she was only dating me to play some newer vidya I had that she didn't. That was 20 years ago, we now own like 16 consoles, and play together whenever our newborn isn't demanding attention. We also collect beyblades, b-daman, gunpla and other anime/toku/vidya figures, TCGs, TTRPG books and minis, and any other piece of weird shit we feel like. I think she might be slightly acoustic, logic actually works on her.
>>723454631Girlfriend? HAHAHAHAHA>match with this very cute blonde girl on tinder>talking to her feels natural and we flow really well>exact same worldview, interests, goals, mindset, even plays vidya>talk till midnight every day for weeks, nerd out about random shit>says she's really into me and initiates a lot of the convos>arrange a date at her town, hell yea she's down>spend the week leading up to it ultra stoked, both of us eager to meet>dress all nice and shit, get there on time, bring a drawing made specifically just for her and a bouquet of flowers>see her, exactly the same as on the pix, an absolute angel>hugs me>give her the gifts, she loves them, then go on a walk arond a lake holding hands>hold umbrella above our heads because of mild rain, locks her arm into mine and stays close>talk and laugh a lot, head to a restaurant I reserved a place at>feel loved like never before, finally it's happenan hell yea>arrive, she goes to the restroom for 15min>comes back, best friend of hers calls her "oh no grandpa got a stroke">says she has to go sorry>get fucking left there in the middle of the date>couple days of silence later says "haha sorry I just came out of a relationship, didn't get over it yet"YOU BITCH YOU JUST DESTROYED ALL MY TRUST IN WOMEN, I WANTED A SINCERE CONNECTIONAlso why the fuck would someone download dating apps thenLying sacks of shit, all of them. Never again will I put even 1% of this amount of effort into a bitch.If it wasn't against the rules I'd dox the fuck out of her cunt ass for playing with my hopes and heartstrings.
>>72345509837. Just shake it off.
>>723456636Maybe shes funny.
>>723462431A relationship built on sex almost never works out. You have a fuckbuddy, not a girlfriend. Don't be shocked when she ends up cheating on you or leaving you. If you've been together for years, then that means she is either cheating on you, or she believes you provide her with everything she needs, and can't/won't find anyone better, so she essentially settled. Relationships like yours I know usually never work out and both parties end up hating one another. You like the sex, and nothing else. It sounds depressing to be around someone like that all the time.
>>723463176>If it wasn't against the rules I'd dox the fuck out of her cunt ass for playing with my hopes and heartstrings.never do that, you're better than that>YOU BITCH YOU JUST DESTROYED ALL MY TRUST IN WOMEN, I WANTED A SINCERE CONNECTIONI feel you, there's lots of women out there who just want attention from a man and will dump him whenver she has enoughsorry you had to go through all that, you put sincere effortpost a million times "women are whores" on /v/ to feel better then realize that there are actual decent women out there it's gonna be hard if you're american tho, society there is fucke up
>>723460171>She allows methe absolute state
>>723454631My wife will sometimes play couch co-op games with me, but she doesn't have a lot of interest in gaming, overall. She can be a bit autistic about "clicky clacks" during late night gaming, if I had to point out a point of friction.
>>723462161I opened 4chan on my ex's laptop before we were dating and I just said it's not actually that bad and they're just a bunch of autistic nerds
>>723463176>If it wasn't against the rulesI'm not telling anyone bro, women a few months ago decided to dox and elaborate dossiers on men all over the internet through some shitty app, it's only fair she should face at least the consequence of being a known flake at least so other guys don't lose their time, emotional investment and money.
My girlfriend is a bigger gamer than me. She plays every stupid Pokemon game that comes out.
>>723463791Your gamer card is revoked, bud. The door is that way. Get the fuck out
>>723454631Girlfriend!? I hate women. I gave up on ever finding true love years ago. Women only care about what you can provide for them financially and I don't believe in wageslaving for a society that hates me. No woman will ever love you like your mother did. Women only want two things: 1. More 2. Something else.Anyway, who is this and does she have any nudes?
>>723462924unfortunate, my condolences
>>723463380Thanks bro.I'm Eastern Euro but it feels just as hopeless here.>realize that there are actual decent women out there Yeah, old ladies who are 40+ are consistently nice to me.But goddamn, every attempt at connecting with a girl in my age group ended in getting played and receiving a cruel rejection without exception. I'm decent looking and got my shit together relatively well. By sheer statistical probability, someone should have shown mutual interest. At this point I doubt I'm doing anything wrong and it's simply really bad luck where I meet the wrong people all the time.Just not sure how many more rejections I can take. I don't feel like I'm getting used to them even after dozens.
>>723463176>>comes back, best friend of hers calls her "oh no grandpa got a stroke">falling for this
>>723459934NTA but I relate with this post 100%. I was diagnosed with mild Asperger's and was socially awkward growing up. After a solid 20+ years of finding my happy medium I can say that I can be fully independent and live within my own means. I also checked out of dating, or frankly, I have no hope for finding a wife; I don't want to go through that stress. If God can be my suitor and pair me up with someone that can tolerate me and my hobbies then that's great, but I'm not holding my breath all things considered.
>>723463176Good thing I realized this early on in college. Women deserve no effort if there is no situation that demands reciprocity. Gender equality bitch.
>>723463292I don't get why dudes in those types of relationships just don't buy prostitutes. It ends up being cheaper and you can wear a rubber and otherwise not kiss or touch her if you are afraid of getting a disease. It's essentially what they want: sex minus the commitment. Even if that dude doesn't want disease-ridden whores, he can always just fuck easy women (which are a dime a dozen in America nowadays or always idk. Point is sluts aren't rare).>>723463467Yes, that's how relationships work. You have to sacrifice somethings you love and she has to do the same to make the union work. I can't listen to Soundgarden's Superunknown because while a great album, the dark and morose lyrics really depresses my gf. On the same ticket, she can't call me incessantly when I'm at work unless something is really wrong because not only does that get annoying, but it prevents me from doing a job that I love (not as much as her, but it is important to me nonetheless plus it pays well enough).If your approach to relationships is "My way or the highway", you're going to be single for the rest of your life or with a bunch of broken women that will make you miserabel.
>>723464338Why would somebody ever lie about something like this instead of being honestIt's disgusting, from the grandpa's perspective too, using him as an excuse, because what if the stroke actually happens to him one dayAll they have to say "sorry I'm not feeling attraction because X" and the other party can at least learn from that
>>723461278I think the biggest part is that you have a lot of sex over time and really get to know what you together like. Like the first time I had sex with my wife I had the same experience as you " its alright", but after months and years, she knows exactly what buttons too push and thats something you cant buy.Sorry man, you had Version 0.082b sex
>>723464887>You have to sacrifice somethings you love and she has to do the same to make the union work.Unless you love things incompatible with a relationship I don't see why sacrifice tastes. Unless you goon so much you neglect her sexually and emotionally I can't see how 2d porn should be something you need permission for instead of it just happening. Also, do you have 0 free time without her that you can't listen to soundgarden alone? Shit, black hole sun is a feel good song for me.
>>72345509833, never even tried to get one and I don't see a point in starting now. I've always been happier alone anyway.
>>723465086I'm saying she doesn't care about me looking at hot vidya chicks, not that I need permission to fap to them. Even then she still puts out and we fuck like 3-5 days out of the week. I think she might be a little bit of a pervert, but it's working out in my favor so I'm not complaining. Honestly, I'm just grateful she's so chill about that shit. You have to navigate landmines in order to even mention other women being attractive when dealing with your average woman. She's smart enough to know that gooning to fictional characters or women in a pin-up catalog isn't really cheating, which should be common knowledge but it's not.>Also, do you have 0 free time without her that you can't listen to soundgarden alone? Shit, black hole sun is a feel good song for me.When I'm going on a run or going to work I crank that shit up, especially My Wave and Jesus Christ Pose.It's not that I can't listen to it, it's just I have to be careful to where I listen to it and how loud it is and what not so I don't disturb her. All in all, these are pretty small sacrifices that end up being multiplied many times over in gains when I'm with her.
>>723463176>if it wasn't against rulesFew months ago /pol/ and /g/ leaked all data of Tea app, which was a femcel and Karens central for doxxing men. Shit blew up hard when all data was leaked and it turned out that all the doxxers would be middle aged Karens or 2/10 hogs.>I'd dox the fuck out of herDon't, because that shit will leave you even more bitter and will backfire.
>>723458807>Sometimes you just gotta take the hit considering how minor it is in the grand scheme of things.Yeah, it's surprising how many anons count "liking all the exact same things I do" as the most important aspect.
>>723455098Same but I have had girls that I talk to regularly and occasionally have sex with, so it really is something mentally wrong with me rather than a simple "lack of access"
>>723465076Girls don't want to feel blamed or feel like they did something wrong. Girls also never feel completely safe around men unless they're very close, e.g. relative or partner. In other words, "grandfather having a stroke" is an excuse that deflects blame from her. She cannot be blamed or seen as being rude when leaving a date for this reason. Girls become temporarily insane on this, they just cannot tolerate accountability on some issues. This reason, no matter how obviously stupid, also does not give the man any reason to be angry at her thus keeping her safer.
>>723465480>I think she might be a little bit of a pervert, but it's working out in my favor so I'm not complainingI feel this. My wife enjoys toying with my vore fetish and does dommy type stuff unprompted. On top of our physical bodies meshing well, I have a hard time imagining that I could find someone who I was more sexually compatible with.
>>723465831Genuinely vomit inducing behavior.
>>723454631That's a man.Also my wife just got a job offer yesterday that pays an absolute shitload of money. She doesn't mind my hobbies at all but, even if she did, we have officially reached the point where she would be paying ME alimony in a divorce. I have won.
>>723454845>My exlmao, is always an exyou guys cant mantain a relationship wth
>>723458489Masking is a female meme. It's not possible if you have actual autism because you can't just turn off autism on command. Females can't be genuinely autistic.
>>723454631She likes it. She's a gamer shutin too.
>>723466239NTA but I get it. Imagine your entire life was working at a Popeyes in a 95% black town in the deep south. A Missing Biscuit Chimpout could happen at any random time, you’re gonna modulate how you talk to strangers in a way designed to deflect blame away from you at all costs just to avoid having one targeted at you.That’s how women in online dating behave. Most people they match with are totally fine but one in every 50 flips out and calls her a bitch cunt in the comments on every new Instagram post for a year, and one in every 500 drives slowly by her house at 3AM looking to see if the truck in her driveway changes. And you just never know who’s gonna be one of those short straw pulls.
>>723458489You only mask your autism for work and for important/formal meetings. Outside of that, just be your regular self and don't worry about pussy. Not that it will magically come to you, but the pussy you attract with your fake self will only make you miserable. Having a filter does help though. Don't just say everything that comes to your mind. Think about whether it's socially appropriate first.
>>723467356>understand socially appropriate behavior>consider whether your behavior is socially appropriate>change your behavior in a way that makes it more socially appropriateThis doesn’t sound like being autistic.
>>723454631Who cares what women think.
>>723467285Then don't date or interact with strangers. Use your friends/family as a means to root out bad apples.Most importantly, just be upfront. 99.999% of men aren't rapists or even violent towards women (at least in public). Go to a public place and just tell him you aren't interested. It's not that hard. Retarded bitches acting like online dating is like being in the trenches of the Somme. What a fucking joke. Modern women are such fucking children it's unreal.>>723467425Most "autists" on here aren't. They're just surrounded by normalfaggots that they share nothing in common with and don't interact with as a result. Even if you are autistic, there are ways to mitigate its effects on your life.
>>723458117>just so happened to have filmed the hottest sex I ever had several years back which was with my Asian trans ex>still watch the video and fap regularly to it
>>723454845embracing gacha is level 99 move lil bro, you still have a lot of learning and growing in front of you
>>723454631My girlfriend plays Conan Exiles so I'm not sure I should care about her opinion
I think I'm asexual. I only enjoy kissing girls and every time I've been in bed with one I went out of my way to avoid sex. I unironically like talking to women for long periods of time as well. Apparently this is weird.
>>723461096I would understand if this was dark souls 2, but fortnite? not worth it lmao
>>723462924OWARI DA
>>723467951You just might be gay
>>723468115I'm not attracted to men
she tolerates it, shes likes to fire up tekken and button mash when she has her friends and little brother over. shes more into her mobile games but does play me ps5 sometimes..i remember when i bought death stranding, not only was it was the most boring shit ever and i dropped it soon after i got it but the part where you had the baby in the little chamber on your chest, those parts made her look at me funny like why am i even playing a vidya about carrying a child around instead of making a child with her. i will never buy anything from kojima again
>>723461873>>723461096Yeah, they all look like ayy lmaos. It's good that developers don't put them in games often.
>>72345509835 and same. On the plus side all my old normies friends have empty lives since they fell for the child meme.
>>72345509834. Lost all hope so now I just fuck whores
>>723469361disgustingno self respect
>>723469562lol triggeredI like the sex, fuck off with your dumb morals
>>723469562nta but whats wrong with fucking whores, im not an incel and have had gfs but i have fucked some hookers before, its nice to just cut to the chase and get what you need
>>723467951Same here, but I like hugs rather than kisses.I'm a massive germaphobe and find body fluids disgusting. I'm a bit messed up.
>>723454631Ex-wife was arguably more into video games than I was, played everything from niche RPGs all the way up to mobile stuff, always had several games on the go at any time. We would play a lot of co-op stuff.Currently junctioned goth mommy GF is way more casual. We played Valheim together but otherwise she just plays Minecraft occasionally and mobile word match / farming games.
>>723469562you are missing out anon. It's fun to just go to some chick's place you've never met before, fuck her and then going back to your life with 0 responsibilities. No chats, no dates, just cum.
>>723463176>dress all nice and shit, get there on time, bring a drawing made specifically just for her and a bouquet of flowersShe smelled the ick from a mile away, nigga,
>>723470252yeah, gifts on a first date? smells of desperation
>>723468456>she can't appreciate ludokinogood for babies perhaps but nothing else
>>723467951You just need to adjust your way of thinking. If you give a woman an orgasm you just gave them the best conversation they ever had and trust me, they will see it that way. My advice: Get good at working clits with your finger(s), you may get lucky and have a woman who gets off to penetration alone, but your hand is going to be able to do things that no penis ever will (with practice).
>>723454631I don't have friends let alone an actual female friend, women either ignore me or give me an uncomfortable smile then walk away.I don't hate them, but i just don't care anymore for their aprovation.
>>723470112>You're missing out man. Just going out and injecting some heroin and just really letting yourself go for a rideCasual sex is akin to drug use and is just as damaging and disgusting. Just go masturbate. It's quicker, safer, free, and zero risk of rape accusations or impregnation.
>>723454631i am the girlfriendand i have an indian bf :3 he loves blondies
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>>723454631Why do people waste money on fruitless endeavors with strangers who don't give a shit about (you)? Instead, I invest in toys that bring me joy. For example, I just ordered a second top screen to comfortably play DS/3DS/WIIU kino on my 'eck. What kind of hobbies do (you) have?
>>723470678>pic>gets pussytimmy bros, how
>>723466497You ever been in a relationship? Shit is horrible now, women will leave or cheat in a heartbeat because tiktok told them they deserve international vacations twice a year, you paying for everything, and cleaning. They'll see some cuck online working 12 hour days and keeping the house clean for the wife and think they deserve that.
>>723470536This is why I never leave the house, because I'm afraid of literally anything bad happening to me.
>>723454631I have been smashing pussy my whole life. What do I care what a woman thinks?
>>723454631I don't have a wife let alone a gf. Never did and probably never will. Most couples I met, found each other growing up or through a friend. I don't care anymore and just focus on things that make me happy like video games, anime and other tech related interests.t. 27
>>723454631>wifeshe plays some games herself, and doesn't give a shit
>>723470703what kind of soldering iron do you recommend bro
Browncel coping thread
GF of 13 years. She used to play some vidya, but not much anymore. She really liked untitled goose game.She just doesn't like it when I play vidya late into the night because she likes to fall asleep near me. Now sometimes I just play on steamdeck in bed when she goes to bed if I'm not tired yet.
Does you Asian girlfriend share your hobbies and interests?
>>723463467The biggest problem with relationships is always going to be boundaries. Not all women like you to jerk off to other women and you need to determine if it's worth jacking off to porn or dating whoever you're with. My last gf wanted to watch porn together which meant I could only jerk off with her in the room. Which ended up being a major turn off for me cause she would police what I watched because it had to be the same body type as her or she'd get jealous. I literally could only watch wmbf porn and hated it because it's all fetish shit instead of amateur style.
>>723471104Anything from Weller is good depending on your use case. It's what I use at work.
>>723471134I'm the spawn of a WMAF failed marriage and nobody wants me. Don't have kids if you're in a WMAF relationship. You'll only make the most depressed piece of shit on planet earth.
>>723469361>>723469612I tried prostitutes too.Guess it's just not for me because I need romantic stuff.Out of six of them, only the most recent one was willing to do gfe that has us embracing each other and biting each other's neck and other stuff like that, and she asked for a fortune. Rest of them were miserable people in general who didn't even want to be there and just went thru the motions with a dead stare. My money would have been better off if I had burned it or flushed it down the loo than being put in the hands of those deadweight slags. No idea how the hell they had so high ratings.So out of my 6 sexual experiences, the first 5 were garbage. Won't go to a 7th different bitch with this success rate, the last one was decent enough but she asks for way too much cash compared to the others so that's a pass too.I wish getting a gf wasnt this fucking hard.
>>723454631let me ask her
>>723463176You probably don't want to hear this but you tried too hard and she thought you were trying to date her. She probably just wanted you to fuck her brains out and then either chat to each other or never talk again.Not that you deserved it, but Tinder isn't a dating app, it's a hookup app.
>>723470252>>723470304That's literally the culture where I live
>>723467723post that shit on /gif/ nigga
>my gf lets me watch porn while she goes around sleeping with chad!absolute state of this board
>>723455098I've got avoidant personality disorder which makes it pretty much impossible, I've never tried to get laid or a get a girlfriend, I'm just terrified of getting close or show my true self to anybody. So I'm still a kissless virgin at 34. I have pretty good looks, I'm not some chad but I'm traditionally attractive at least, I just have a fucked brain
>>723471226you just got bad luckI know a dutch-indo hapa girl, incredibly cute, and her brother got the tall dutch genes and is a gigachad
>>723467723>got out of a bad relationship>depressed, felt like weight was lifted but also felt alone and like shit>head to a bar and sit around chatting with some random chick who ended up being an tranny but I was too drunk to notice>she gives me pity head in my truck while I cry about my ex>it was the best head of my lifeI understand your pain.
>>723454631that is a man male a guy with a penis
>>723470252Azn? Lmao.
>>723471134>That chin>MmosKek. Nice "girl"
>>723461349i mean ouchwe're all wips in progress and we're gmi
>>723471439I'm not saying I look bad but nobody is interested in hapa dudes. I'm only interested in whites, jap/gook, or any mix between the two. I'm a white gook hapa but white chicks don't like asians and asian chicks only like pure asians but preferably whites, or sometimes, even niggers; they have a weird stigmatism about hapas.
>>723471505yes please that is what I want in my life
>>723471771if you're gay, it's literally impossible to be an incel
>>723471553Having a wide face and pronounced chin is normal good development, you've just fallen for propaganda. You didn't get enough vitamin K2 as a child and didn't develop properly, that's why you got wisdom teeth (crowded jaw) and a recessed chin. Tell tale signs of a troony would be around th neck and the hands
>>723471676Forgot to say that hapa girls especially single ones are fucking unicorns not to mention all the given compatibility bullshit ritual you have to go through. They know they're valuable so they only go for the top 10% which hapa dudes don't permeate.
Wife doesn't play many games but we've been playing Stardew Valley lately. The only crops she seems to plant are the random mixed seeds you get and it stresses me out
>>723471345Local culture doesn't really matter in a globalized world. The very fact that she plays vidya shows that she has a fleeting knowledge of outside culture. And nowadays no one brings gifts on a first date. You're not to blame, perhaps you thought you were being sensible or respectful.But it's all a game for the hoes, anon.
>>723455098me in 9wait no next week it's 8 years
>>723471230damn that's some shit luck, my last 3 experiences were as follows:>young brown latina, kisses and cuddles as much as I wanted, 50€>a bit more mature brown latina, no kisses nor cuddles and not a great attitude either, 50€>young pale tiny latina, kisses and cuddles as much as I wanted, 50€smart lasses know that the better they treat their customer, the sooner he'll come back. But yeah there are tons of hookers who don't like their job and it shows. May I ask where do you live? I'm curious about those high prices you mention
We play together
>>723472463>short gflucky you
>>723472417Where do you live bro? 50 eur is a steal. Here you'll get the most run down toothless gypsy for that price.
>>723471676>>723471860K E KEKhapa girls are 10/10hapa dudes are 0/10
>>723472630backwater town in southern Spain. Most hookers are uggos unless you go to the nearest city which sucks, but the price is the same. 50/60 for half an hour, 100/120 for an hour (2 rounds)
>>723455098lol loserI'm 25 and had 2 and I'm in a serious relationship right now
>>723454631It's my fault I don't have a gf. I'm too afraid to let a girl actually get to know me .
>>723455098unc be wildin' frfr yeah same here, I'm 34
>>723472190You're right.I won't be doing this for a first, or a second or a third date ever again, primarily to not waste my energy and effort for no reason.It's just sad because I genuinely felt that there was a connection and chemistry that I've never felt anywhere else. I still think bringing a gift shouldn't warrant throwing away a person who matches with you this well in such a disgusting dishonest manner, just because it's "too much". Making mistakes, if you can even call it that, is what makes us humans, and it's impossible to act perfect all the time. Fuck it, what I learned from this is to do the bare minimum next time till I feel that I'm getting something too. I tried to respect women but holy fuck they're working really hard against that.
this was not necessary
>>723472819I shit you not I've been planning on heading there next month, preparing for El Camino cause being a neet gets boring.Ah the hour pricing makes more sense now. That's still a manageable price.
>>723473576you mean el camino de Santiago? that's very cool, northern Spain is super pretty and while I've never done it, people always tell me that it's nice because you get to meet a lot of nice people along the way, like everyone that goes do it has this open mind about meeting new people there so everyone is extra nice. Have fun anon, and gl with the whores!
My BF plays games more than me. I think I might be gay
>>723465831I've come to terms with the fact that I'm gonna stay single for the remaining years of my life, my autistic heart can't take any more of this shit
>>723473720That's the one!A bunch of routes even go across the whole country from south to the north too. I'll do an easy route for now.Thanks for the encouragement anon, can't wait to visit your beautiful country and people!
>>723454631my gf isn't interested in videogames, she loves watching true crime documentaries instead. She doesn't give me a hard time about playing them, and I don't try to get her into my hobby. Could be worse
>>723454631My fiancee plays vidya herself. She owns a wii. wii u , ps2, a custom gameboy advance, gameboy color, ps 3 and a fucking switch. She has unironically more shit in terms of physical stuff than me since i only play on pc
My wife complains about me being a bad example for our son because I play games in the living room.
>>723455098Literally how? Did you never talk to girls in school or what? I was a giga loser in school and even I had a few girlfriends and went to both my proms.
All my vidya shit is in my basement and women find out about it months after we started dating and it's hard for them to dump me at that point due to sunk cost fallacy.
>>723475664>Husband, you're supposed to play games in the dead roomWhat's wrong with her? Kick her the fuck out
>>723475809nta but>Did you never talk to girls in school or what?Rarely. I was fat and had social anxiety. I did ask 2 girls out but got turned down. Never tried again after that. Now I'm almost 30 and I have no idea how to even attempt a relationship, let alone sex.
my gf grew up playing NES and arcade games with her siblings and she plays stuff like contra with me but I have to enable cheats or else she loses interest. she's good at fighting games though and beats me at street fighter and marvel vs capcom
>>723463176>aw this guy soo sweet>I think this might work!>d-did he... did he just use the knife with his LEFT HAND???>ICK!>"uhm sorry gtg you see uh granpa just died lol :( sorry"
>>723456558Not all of us are failures
>>723455098Same age but I had 1 girlfriend in highschool. She used to send me literally 700 text messages a day. She also said she was bi-sexual but "lived by the book" which always made me laugh. ANYWAY, I over heard her laughing with her friends about my small penis so I dumped her bitch ass. She ended up having a child with one of my old friends like 4 years later and she looks haggard now. So it was for the best. I did find out later that 3 other girls had crushes on me but I was too stupid to realize it until years later. I'm 5'5" 120lb twink btw.
>>723475809You were a giga loser normalfag
>>723461846I'm turning 38 next month, and I'm just about to make my relationship "official" with a 29 year old former professional ballerina who moved to my remote state due to covid authoritarianism, just like I did. We match up on all values and goals and have great chemistry. I have been single for 10 years. It can be done, it just takes soul-crushing grinding and a refusal to lose hope.I don't know how she feels about vidya, though. I've mentioned when I'm playing a game, and she hasn't had any significant reaction. Sometime I'll toss her into MarioKart and that will do the trick, I'm sure.
>>723476163>tfw left handedNOOOOOOOOO I don't want to die alone AAAAAA
>>723461217>Anyone whose had sex with someone they love and who loves them back can tell you that it's not a comparable experience to a hookerThat confirms the idea that sex itself is not the worthwhile bit though, just the relationship you have with the other party.You're effectively agreeing with him, so how is it cope?
>>723463292I'm completely aware of what our relationship is, and it's "fine" to me. I've expected her to cheat on me/leave me for a long time, and yet, she's done neither. She's so far out of my fucking league that surely there had to be some ulterior motive somewhere, and I've just kept trying to find out what it is. Her response was, "Because I really fucking like you, you fucking idiot." - I do feel like she settled, because I'm an absolutely moronic loser. Yes, I'll do every filthy thing that she wants done to her, degrade her and treat her like shit because she demands that of me, and I'm not the only big-dicked dude in town, but I don't know. She can do so much better, smarter, hotter than me, but she always calls me the moment she gets home from work because she says that being with me is the total highlight of her day.Even worse is that everything we DO play together, she's absolutely better than me in every way, she completely carries me through everything, and spends a shitload of time researching and practicing everything I put in front of her, because she LIKES carrying me through everything, when it really just makes me feel like shit because sometimes I want to do the carrying/protecting, you know?>>723464887>I don't get why dudes in those types of relationships just don't buy prostitutes. I originally intended for her to just be a pump-and-dump that I'd leave and never hear from again, but she stuck to me ever since and next thing I realize, it's been this ongoing thing for years, and here we are.
>>723463176Couple things you did wrong1. Should asked her out after like 3 questions. 2. If she is more than 30 minutes away she isn't worth traveling to3. Don't put pussy on a pedestal, especially before you meet them irl.4. Gave her gifts when at best you should just take them to dinner. They expect dinner and drinks and any more than that makes you look like a cuck.5. If you looked like your pics on the app she dipped because you are autistic. Go out and eat shit just to get social experience and you will do better next time. If you didn't look like your pictures then put pictures on the app that actually look like you.All of us have had this experience. Pick up and move on to the next one you are gonna do great.
>dating apps are 99.9% whores looking to fuck>can't approach women you don't know unless you're a gigachadHow the fuck are you even supposed to get a gf unless you're willing to lower the bar so low that you go after the used up 35 yo hags "looking to settle down"?
>>723476673you're 38 and about to reveal to a female that you're a nintendie? might as well shoot your foot with a cannon
>>723469361I get zero pleasure from condoms and like kissing too much creampieing whores with my tongue in their mouths seems like a good combination to end up with my dick rotting off and getting the residue of another man's nut in my mouth
My wife is into casual games like animal crossing but shes played through random ass games like hogwarts and mario odyssey. We're doing a co-op run through Baldur's gate 3 and surprisingly she loves it so thats been fun.Our big thing is playing horror games together. I'll play the game and she treats it like watching a horror movie and she enjoys helping me solve puzzles ands tuff like that. We've played through all the RE's (which are her favorite), alone in the dark (remake), and currently playing Alan wake II.
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>>723454631I'm the girlfriend thoughbeitI only play action games like Ninja Gaiden and Bayonetta
>>723454631When we first started gaming she said I gamed too much.But now she has come to realize that is just a symptom of a deeper issue, in that I simply have no idea what to do with myself, struggle to start anything, and can't break goals down into discrete tasks. The gaming is just an easy solution to the real problem, which is that, without it, I will just sit there staring into space all day, getting more and more frustrated with my unexplainable inability to actually come up with anything else to do or start things I want to do. Some days I will just sit there crying because I have something I want to do and just can't get up and start it, and I don't understand why. It's like a fear response. Similar to feeling so scared you can't move, except without the actual fear. Just frozen in headlights even though there's no headlights.>>723456783Bro I literally have people come around every day to help me remember to do basic chores and drive me to go shopping because I can't drive and I still have one. My bodycount is in the double digits and I refuse to make eye contact with anyone unless I'm in the middle of fighting them or fucking them. Quit using your tism as an excuse for your lack of game.>>723459934>It’s about becoming bearable and conforming to norms Fuck that shit. Thin slice judgement studies show normalfags literally hate you the instant they see you no matter what you do. You're better off just being a bit aggressive so they attribute their discomfort to being afraid/intimidated by you. That way they think it's them that's the problem and try harder to prove to you and themselves they're not instead of realizing they're just uncomfortable because you seem weird to them.
>>723477491>I get zero pleasure from condoms and like kissing too muchhell yea same wtfwe're way too romantic people for these animals known as normalfags
>>723461096its Australia man, you could strangle your wife and set her on fire and they wouldn't even arrest you. Domestic violence capital of the world practically. He was barely impacted. The girl took him back, they had a third kid and he got a new job right away. The streaming thing was just a hobby.
>>723477639Nobody asked, tranny
>>723477653I was also molested when I was a kid by a girl my age so I freeze up just from talking to girls. I've actually asked out about 8 girls irl and one when of them said "yes" I had a really bad panick attack and called the date off. I just stopped asking out girls after thatautism is a part of it of course but it's more like autism compounded by a few other things is why I mostly gave up on trying to get laid
>>723477687I even noticed that hookers even hate kissing the mostlike, they'd rather lick asshole than considering kissingI brush my teeth and I'm not THAT busted looking
Stop jerking off to porn and you will be more successful dating.
>>723477827OP literally asked, you retarded imbecile
>>723461096Beating women is wrong, but holy shit>Get hit>Continue to do the thing that provokes him>Get hit again>Continue to provoke himLiterally what did she think was going to happen?
>>723478070>Does this other person in your life, feel any certain way about how you spend your time>Well I don't have feelings about how I spend my time!>That's what we were talking about, right guys?Holy shit, trannies have such an incredible ego
>>723477902>I was also molested when I was a kid by a girl my age so I freeze up just from talking to girlswhy does this always happen to the exact opposite people it should be happening to?I was a fucking straight up pervert from the wombI was a kid that was hording victoria's secret mags before I literally could even remember, chasing around hot girls at the beach, always trying to get a peak at girls' panties, and praying I get molested by a cute girl or a hot teacherbut what do I get? nothingin fact the only thing I did ever get was a wierd girl's tongue in my mouth and that was only because she was drunk to high hell which then of course gave me a fetish for taking advantage of drunk girls and let me tell you fellas that is a fetish that could very easily fuck you over for life should you choose to indulge
>>723454631The only time in my life when I pretty much stopped playing videogames entirely was when I had a girlfriend and was fucking consistently. She thought videogames where lame and nerdy but she liked Bioshock for some reason. She was very insufferable but she had a nice tight cooch and body. She also made fun of me for owning a Game Maker manual which I thought was pretty harsh and mean.
>>723477904I think it's just bitches being retarded as always and believing touching mouths fully clothed is "more intimate" than getting their pussyhole penetrated by a dick and orgasming in it because then they have to look someone else in the eye and they're too afraid to do that because the eye is the reflection of the soul and they're too fucking dishonest so it physically hurts their guilty conscience
>>723478359>I was a fucking straight up pervert from the wombSame >chasing around hot girls at the beach, always trying to get a peak at girls' panties, and praying I get molested by a cute girl or a hot teacherBeing European I got see my share of hot titties and even vaginas as a child wandering around beaches.
>>723477904You have to ask them if they do GFE anon. Also in general, if they're really in to you they might make out with you, not super common but it does happen.
>>723478834they WERE GFE whoresalso fucking liars apparently at most like 5 seconds of kissing then they'd turn their head away
>>723478359>why does this always happen to the exact opposite people it should be happening to?THISfuckin seething right now
>>723478295I'm the other person in question, retard, and I like action games that's how I feel about the vidya hobby
>>723478915Wow that sucks. Better luck in your future prozzie encounters anon.
>>723479228that's just american whores for youmore money for less productI've resigned myself to local rub n' tugs instead they are all mid to below mid looking middle aged chinese with zero curves but they are far cheaper, far friendlier, and I get a decent massage out of it
>>723479089Then the appropriate response is "The greasy guy who simps for me also plays games like me!" or "The other tranny I'm with doesn't like games, but doesn't complain about it because it's understood that I won't bother him about rock collecting." In all context, nobody was asking about you, me, or anyone else in the thread. Really reflect on your retardation
35 here.>>723463245This. Its just not something that just happens for everyone. Of course if you truly want a relationship, you must work on yourself. Like if you are narcistic egomaniac, no one will tolerate you. For your looks you can only do so much, at least you can stop being fat.Also dating apps are just fucked, so you really need to actually encounter people. I cannot really live in a way that i meet a lot of people, so i shake it off. Be your best and have actual goals in life.
the only women who were ever interested in me were legit psych ward cases who also looked like shit to top it offsame thing every time:>girl sees me>love at first sight, nice to me and seeks my company>take her on a date cause I'm desperate>think im finally getting a gf broooo, this one is gonna be good>find out she's an absolute traumatized nutcase (example: cries for 75% of the date, traumadumps about being kidnapped, raped, having had an abortion or two from said rapes, witnessed father rape / abuse family members, does spiritual voodoo magic to charm or curse people, etc)>become emotional dumpster listening to all that>girl wants to talk every day forever, admits to wanting to get preggers by me after 1 date>can't fucking get rid of her ever, telling her no nicely does not work>feel genuinely unsafe and harassed and stalked>have to completely beat it into her head to stop that shit>step into her heart, tell her to see a professional>feel bad every timecan't tell if I'm a chad because women literally confessed their love for me on multiple occasion and my rejection destroyed them, or if I'm an incel cause I'm still a virgin who couldn't land one date with a relatively stable woman throughout 35 years of my lifeso far I'm glad I never stuck my dick in crazy even when they were asking for it
>>7234725265'4" practically a midget
>>723454631My GF? Looks more like this, dude.
>>723471230I've only done a gfe once, and it was so amazing I had to block her and purge everything that could even remotely tempt me to see her again. That shit is dangerous
>>723454631>girlfriendwe call that a "waifu" around these parts and she doesn't care about video games because she's not real
>>723480134what if you simply didn't reciprocate?
>>723455098so it's really that badI'm 21 and never had one too, the game was over before it even started, guess I should just careermax or some other shit instead of pursuing an impossible goal
>>723480540>he thinks this exists
>>723471230>>723480464How to find GFE prostitute in US?
>>723480568You're still young, you stupid fuck. Depending on where you live your social life is truly beginning.
>>723480636duckduckgo is your friend. It's illegal here technically, so I wouldn't recommend it (didn't know at the time)
>>723454631>Girlfriend>2025
I'm romantically invisible to girls
>>723480316>tatoos>looks about 35do you love her kids?
>>723480540I give everyone a chance cause there's a possibility we could click
>>723480714>duckduckgo is your friend.>(didn't know at the time)
the one girl who's actually interested in me is quite attractive, but is perpetually single, which raised a red flag to me. Normally someone this attractive would've been locked down long before now, but I finally understood after going out with her to a bar for a few hours. The looks on every guy's face to me screamed "damn bro best of luck, hope it's worth it". She's just...a lot...to deal with. The kind of extroverted where she can carry a conversation single-handedly the entire night. It's rough because she's a genuinely sweet person, just couldn't imagine living with her or spending every day with her outside of short bursts
34. Planning on flying a Ukrainian girl I met on OF. We've been talking for the past 4 months off site and my life is dog shit so I said what the hell. She hasn't asked me for a single cent since my original commission and I made it very clear I'm poor as shit so if she's tryinr to get anything from me she's gonna be SOL. Even if we don't fuck guess it will be fun story in the long run.
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>>723481297you wouldn't understand, it's just overbearing. I'm an introvert (shocker) who very much enjoys calm, serenity and peace. I just feel like if I were to seriously date her I wouldn't ever have an opportunity to just relax and be at peace. Everything seems to move at a mile a minute around her
>>723481291>Planning on flying a Ukrainian girl I met on OFbrother...
>>723481291Let me guess, you never had a video call with her? Also she asked the money for the ticket, se she can buy them herself.
>>723466981It's more like an autistic woman is not fundamentally that different from a normal one. Autistic women are vegetal just seen as quirky and other people don't find that off-putting, not to mention men will still want to fuck them regardless. Autistic men are generally seen as creepy because a lot of the time their behavior doesn't make any sense which makes them seem unpredictable in a bad way.
>>723481250You mean she is self centered or is it just that she talks a lot?
>>723454631She suffers in the same game as I do and who else would honestly? It helps if your gf isn't college brainwashed
>>723481250I bet you eat snickers upside down so you can feel the dick veins on your tongue
>>723481397Just be her peace, bro. Literally just give her the security in herself and her bonds to not need constant distraction.
>>723481494she's not self-centered, she just likes talking. There's always some drama going on or some situation with her friends that she's spilling the tea on
>>723481250>the look on every guy's faceyou're gay
>>723481551Yeah that's all women.
>>723481491uhh, no dude. Most guys don't actually want to fuck retards, you're in the minority here
>>723481629>Yeah that's all women.
>>723478359>>723478917Retards.
I hate myself
>>723481049Grim outlook friend, you know you can have your own kids with your wife too, right?
>>723481760kek
>>723477653>Fuck that shit. Thin slice judgement studies show normalfags literally hate you the instant they see you no matter what you do. You're better off just being a bit aggressive so they attribute their discomfort to being afraid/intimidated by you. That way they think it's them that's the problem and try harder to prove to you and themselves they're not instead of realizing they're just uncomfortable because you seem weird to them.I think it’s rational to become a better version of yourself. You seem to have no problems attracting people despite your issues; the same can’t be said for others in a similar position to you. Like I said it’s about finding balance, you don’t need to please everyone. If you’re not finding success in your default state learning how not to be entirely off putting will be extremely useful.
>>723463669What ever happened with that faggy app women could use to dox men for fun? Women were genuinely finding guys to talk to on dating apps just so they could have someone to write about on that app for literally no reason. Even trannies were using the site despite the fact that actual men don't want to date them anyway.
>>723481537
I'm nearing 40 and just don't care anymore. After a fap all those stupid thoughts go away.
>>723481397Your post shows that you are a overthinking jackass, not that you are an 'introvert', child.
>>723480636tryst, privatedelights, eros are the least risky but frankly the girls overprice themselves for how they lookthen there's skipthegames and adultfriendfinder which are less so sites for "escorts" and more so sites for "hookers", most are even uglier and less chance of finding GFE but there's a better chance at finding a good dealhonest if you're looking for a girlfriend you pay for I'd recommend sugar daddy sites like seeking, which is much more full of regular girls that just want shopping money or college to be paid for as opposed to full blown whoresthe speed bump here is you usually need a bit more income to blow if you become a sugar daddy, hence why I never got into it, am poorfag
>>723466239It's literally just a more mild version of accusing a man of rape. If a woman doesn't like a guy or wants to cut off ties with him, the easiest way to do this is to accuse him off rape and this used to actually work very well. Now they can go to jail for it at least. Personally I think false accusations should receive the exact same punishment as the man would have had if it was real.
>>723482057forgive me for not wanting to throw myself into a relationship I'm not even sure I want and risk hurting someone I care about
on my way to have some sex :)
>>723476693Honesty you deserve it. The hand you use does not have a genetic component, you chose to use your left hand, which means you're more than capable of just switching.
>>723481467>>723481469Commissioned a 30 minute video of her. Have done video calls before, for free. She's given me all her shit for free. We talk every day and regularly video call. I got nothing else going on or any other prospects. I got nothing else to lose and if it does kill me then even more of a bonus given I did try to kill myself a while back. Maybe this will finish the job.
>>723482143>I'm not even sure I want and risk hurting someone I care aboutUnless you are an ass, you won't.
>>723482460ok...well best of luck then fren, try to stay alive for a bit longer, at least until GTA 6 comes out
>>723454845Champions of Norrath is a great game desu
>>723476940She wants you to do everything a boyfriend does but doesn't want to cook commit because she doesn't want to feel like she's done anything wrong when she inevitably ghosts you for someone else. It's fine if you're okay with that but she just wants access to your stuff without being expected to give anything back in return
>>723478070Yes, they asked about girlfriends. You are a boyfriend.
>>723482596>"uhh, hey so yea I know I agreed to take things more seriously and date, but it's been a couple of weeks and I'm not feeling it. Let's just go back to being friends tee hee xD"
>>723481291based
>>723482460>anon gets ripped off by a whore
>>723481250You're retarded if you:1) Don't understand that outside of actual behaviors that indicate mental illnesses or actual future problems like being overbearing, there are no such thing as red flags. Some people are just single due to their circumstances.2) Nigga, stop overthinking it. She likes you and you like her. Just listen to her and interject intermittently to show you are listening.
>>723481806I know thatdo you?
>>723482460was it just some random you found with no subscribers or something?how much was that "commission", and actually what did you ask her to do lul?is it really as easy as giving a fistful of cash to some thirdworlder on onlywhores?
>>723478018I stopped jerking off to porn and all is made me do is want sex less, thereby completely disregard dating entirely
>>723482720Women do it, no reason you can't. Or, you can just admit that you are afraid of yourself getting hurt, child.
>>723482773Is it a rip off if I know it will probably happen?
>>723454631She loves Stardew Valley and singleplayer story games, when we played Cyberpunk 2077 she asked me to install mods to give our fem V bigger tits and ass, and nudity mods too.
>>723463176>bring a drawing made specifically just for her and a bouquet of flowerswhat
>>723454631I would love to have a gamer and passable transgf though...
>>723469250The fact you think they have "empty lives" because they have families says a lot about why you're alone
>>723478463I will never understand why women are such horrible cunts when it comes to men having hobbies that they don't understand. Do they just not know what it's like to have hobbies that are not entirely performative or something? Do they not know why men have hobbies that don't involve other people?
>>723454631>tfw no gf thread in 2025
>>723482460Good luck. If you got regular video calls, it may somewhat lower the probability for being just a scam. Also you need to get out of the mindscape that you NEED a gf to be happy. She wont solve your issues, you must figure yourself out.
>>723483031A jelly and bitter person? Indeed.
>>723481250>she can carry a conversation single-handedly the entire nightI don't understand, is this bait? That's literally every woman. I have never met a single woman who wasn't a chatterbox.
>>723469250Most people are just normie faggots and would rather spend time with their girlfriends because there's always a chance for sex. They'll also usually bring their girlfriends to any event with friends because women are bitter creatures and she'll probably get pissy with him if she isn't invited and hold it against him. There's even a good chance she'll just act like a cunt if she's at an event she doesn't want to be at and intentionally bring down the vibes.
>>723483427i knew onekuudere as fuck, was annoying as heck to make her tell me something by voice instead of textgot tired of it
>>723482876Yes.>>723483041Because they are grown children. There is a reason why they were commanded to follow us and not the other way.>>723483427Not every women at all, but it isn't a negative. That anon is just too much of a spergy jackass to know how to when to talk or how to ask someone to slow down.>>723483473They spend tome with them because we crave affection. They bring their girl with them to friend events because they are leashed.
>>723473420I'm sure you've noticed that women put as much of their bodies in every picture they take even when it isn't necessary. They know exactly what they're doing and act offended when they're called out for it because it's basically impossible for anyone to side against her for being inappropriate.
>>723483473if you dont enjoy your gf companionship why even have one in the first placea gf, a wife, has to become a friend, your best friend, if not is pointless
>>723475664Have you considered building a cuck shed underneath the staircase?
>>723463176>If it wasn't against the rules I'd dox the fuck out of her cunt ass for playing with my hopes and heartstrings.Sounds like she dodged a bullet, jesus. Did you ever consider everything she told you was true? Not the grandpa shit obviously, but sometimes you don't realise you're not over someone else, until you try and date a new person. She may have actually liked you, but when you treated her like a gf it just reminded her of her ex. The other anon who replied is likely right that she probably just wanted to fuck, yet you came looking for a wife and came on to strong with gifts and shit.
>>723482829Had to restart my life and was seeing a therapist. All she did was call me a pussy and told me to go to bars, join hobby groups for shit I'm not even remotely interested in and sign up for dating apps. I did all that and all it did was cement all my insecurities and put me deep in the hole. Said fuck it, if I'm gonna be doing all this work and spend all this money then I want fucking titties so I went on to onlyfans. I commissioned her, costed $600 since it's a 30 minute video where she goes to town on her pussy, but it took longer than expected so while she was just updating me I told her how I do tarot and study the occult. Turns out she's in to that stuff as well so I gave her tarot readings. We just kept talking and talking and getting pretty deep so we moved off onlyfans and have been talking daily ever since. I joked about flying her out so it all started with me. Looked at tickets and they aren't to bad so I said fuck it. I'm not really expecting anything to happen and even if she just abandon me the moment she lands or ghosts me then whatever. I spent less money and made more connections on fucking onlyfans than I have in IRL and not from any of the shitty advice from my therapist, /adv/ or anyone else so I'm just listening to my gut and going with the flow, like I should have done at the beginning.
>>723483706Even if I have a girlfriend, there's no reason she has to be at everything I do. I knew what things my ex didn't like doing, yet she'd still insist or assume that she was coming with me anyway, and of course she would also expect that we'd leave when she wanted to and not a minute later. Compare that to when we're at one of her events where we'd get ready to leave and then spend another 20 minutes there talking about literally nothing even after we put on our coats and shoes.
>>723483706>if not is pointlessBait. You should enjoy her companionship, sure. You should not however take her anywhere and everywhere. There is nothing wrong with the genders remaining separate during their hobbies or fellowship.
hey anon, you okay baby?
>>723467723it's your duty as a red blooded male to cure trannies and convert them back into regular god-fearing traps/tomboys
>>723483706this is the hardest part. My ex was literally my best friend, so when we broke up (even though it was amicable) I lost both
>>723454631i hate women so much it's unreal
>>723454845>My exshes getting dicked down by someone who is not you
>>723484473>hating women at incredibly high speeds
>>723454631>How does your girlfriend
>>723454631>have 100k+ at 24 y/o>go to the gym, bench 2 plates>have maybe 2-3 hours of free time after I come from work and the gym>4-5 hrs if I dont go to the gym that day>weekends all to myself to gameWhy would I bother with a gf when they're a net drain? Imagine spending my limited free time on a whore who brings nothing of value. I can only see myself dating a trans girl who can take care of herself and games as hard as I can, and I'll play with her cute little cock while we cook together and make out over the stovetop. Kill yourselves, normdrones.
I may be young and stupid at 21 (22 in like a month) but I think being in a relationship sounds like a waste of time at an early ageWhy should I waste my time and money on someone if I know it won't last?Maybe I'm just jaded from seeing a family relationship go sour, but I couldn't be bothered to go out and seek someone even if I'm in my "prime"
>>723482639Makes sense. It's always felt like this friends-with-benefits situation, up to and including me telling her about this other girl I was thinking about seeing, and that's when full jealousy-mode came out of her and she made it clear that I could NOT see any others if I wanted to keep her around. So, I agreed to it and that's been the status quo since 2008.By the time it hit the ten year mark of us existing this way, I tried to see if she wanted to take things further. She didn't. So I said okay, and that's that.I go through the motions, but I never had any real emotional/mental commitment. If she left today without a word, I don't think I'd feel upset, just inconvenienced, because I'd have this sudden block of free time every evening that I wouldn't know how to fill, since I've been so used to letting that be "her time" until she decides to sleep.It's kind of a bad feeling. It's cool having someone to get off with and play video games with every evening, but she was never interested in my affections, and now so much time has passed that I don't think anyone else ever will be, either. Feels bad.
>>723484278>My ex was literally my best friend, so when we broke up (even though it was amicable) I lost both
>>723484885This dude's realized that men are simply superior in every way, women are just holes. Might as well get one that looks cute and bottoms.
any dating sim games I could play for practice so I can be prepared for the real thing?
>>723463176Failed her shittest. That’s a you problem.
>>723455098Same. I blew it with a 8-9/10 socially anxious Slavic girl I met in March, and have decided to never pursue a woman again. Not worth the trouble, always ends the same.
>>723484885Similar here but he never wants sex. Really sucks.
>>723454631I gave up trying to find one. I'm an autistic fuck on the poor side and I lack the bare essentials to have a women show interests me except for looks. If I worked on fixing my hair and maybe trim my beard then I'd be a 7/10 or so. I share some traits with my brother and he looks much better than I do. My biggest regret is not working on my vocal chords; I am a squeaker in the worst way imaginable.First girl I had a crush on ghosted me after some time, although she'd come over to my house and look at the games I played. She flashed her tits at me once and that was the most intimidate moment I had with a girl, although both of us just hit puberty and I didn't catch the sign why she did it.Another girl tried to hit on me in high school but she looked terrible even if she was a kind person, a part of me regrets it but I know I'd hit low if I went with her.I gave up on hooking up with girls when I got in touch with another girl in high school who seemed to like me then just vanished one day. I'll never experience high school love again, every girl I talk to is an hack and I know dating apps won't work for me.I'll just play video games in peace and pay the bills until I kill myself someday.
>>723483938Bro you can set your relationship goals on dating apps for others to see now.What does her putting "looking for serious, long-term" in her bio mean then
I'm a virgin, never had a girlfriend, if I had a girlfriend I'd try to make her play Victoria 2 as a shit test.
>>723454631My girlfriend is slightly autistic and has a fetish of blowing me while I play vidya. Its kind of like a free use fetish, she likes that im not paying attention to her and gets to use my dick however she wants. It was great at first but now I just wanna play vidya and have my dick be left alone. Its hard to pay attention to the story
>>723487707
>>723487707send her to me bro, I'll keep her busy while you're bing bing wahooing
>>723488518This. I would take a dick suck as I'm playing aliens.
>>723488648This but I just leglock her on my crotch 24/7
>>723487707>mfw nursing bjs are my fetishI've never met you in my life and I hate you more than I have anything else
>>723487030Honestly nothing, those tags don't mean anything on a girls profile. Even girls who are looking for sex usually put long term as the default, the alternative makes them look like a whore. Guys will try regardless what the looking for says, and girls know this. So if they just want to fuck they can still get that, without the "looking for casual" tag. Which someone they know irl or work with might see or hear about, then she's branded as easy. You should just ask them what they are looking for, regardless of the tags before meeting. I always try and fit into the convesation at some point how long they've been single for as well. Gives you an idea of what you're working with.
I haven't had a girlfriend in 12 years. How do you get one when you're about to turn 30? Do I go for early 20's zoomettes?
>>723454631Most adults give up on vidya after getting their first job.
>>723454631She also plays videogames, just not RPGs.
>>723458807>no rape or loliwhat good is a gf who won't play dead or alive with you?
>>723489816if you're lucky or hot/rich enough then yea. Otherwise wade into the sea of near-wall'd women and pray none of them are too crazy and/or have kids
Dude, I remember reading that book.
>>723454631Mortal Kombat Ultimate was dogshit.MK3 was the best one.
>>723490076
>>723454631She only plays gacha and some VN so we're on the same page, I'm just glad she isn't one of those girls that go crazy over anime boys, in fact she hates males in gacha, I didn't thought it was possible until I met her.
>>72345509829 here. I've come to terms with the fact that in the past there are coal miners that slave away in the pits until they get crushed to death trying to put bread on the table. We're the reincarnated modern equivalent of that. Not really meant to have dreams or be higher functioning humans with souls. Just interchangeable economic unit meat cattle.
>>723478716christ not wrong tho
>>723490325How true.
>>723481713Not all women, autistic ones without friends don't do that.
>>723454845Kek she dropped you because you had shit taste
>>723490325A bunch of men were never mean to breed and have families after all since a little more than half of men are the ones that actually have families, the internet is the game changer that lets them connect and support each other.
>>723490820No such thing.
>>723457403>dbd>apex>league>stardew>aspiring streamerJesus christ I have literally never in my fucking life met a chick who played something, even in her youth, that was remotely interesting. Never "oh my dad showed me diablo 2" or even fucking "I played tf2".
>>723476267kek.good joke.
>>723491207I'm married to one anon, she is clinically autistic, they do exist and will ramble about their hyper fixation for hours, in her case it's humans experiments and eastern fashion.
>>723491441Wh...what kind of experiments?
>>723454631We play Splatoon, Mario Kart, and Fall Guys together.
>>723456636>>723463257Kek
>>723491564Human ones, like lobotomies.
>>723491207Imagine Gatekeeping autism lol
>>723491695Oh my.
>>723491441>>723491695You're going to be a missing person report when she's done with you.
>>723484595alternatively, someone is putting his dick on his sloppy seconds used goodswith breakups, everyone loses
>>723461096Eh, you can see him get shoved or struck at the 4 second mark. Equal rights equal lefts
>>723491976Eh not really, she is more of the "The moment you die I will fucking kill myself" kinda girl since I'm older than her.
>>723454631My sister is considered pretty attractive and just autisticly plays Hitman all day
>>723491976preferable to divorcerape
she said "its great"
>>723468005>I would understand if this was dark souls 2lmao platinum bait, have a (you)
>>723461217>Anyone whose had sex with someone they love and who loves them backlove is a meme
>>723454631My wife mostly likes to watch, but she sometimes gets the itch to play shit. Usually farm sims and collectathons. Shes been bugging me to play goblin cleanup with her lately, which Im ok with because goblin pantsu
I'm a really effeminate femboy and I've only dated guys, I've been close with a couple girls but never really took it further.I kinda wanna date girls too but that's higher effort because guys approach me and ask me out regularly and I find them hot.
>>723492894if you can get off to guys, girls are very much not worth the effort
>>723493094The idea of having a girlfriend who likes that I'm effeminate and enjoys dressing me up and treating me like her doll is appealing.
>>723493239The idea of having an alien waifu who wants to be my extraterrestrial pleasure slave is also appealing, we'll see which becomes real first
>>723455098I tried to have a GF but she was taking multiple meds and had BPD. It really put me off the idea of ever wanting to date again. The constant feeling of making me feel like trash was the worst and it really did a number on my mental health.
>>723492894This but I'm a shut in and guys aren't even attractive to me, and I don't care for womenAt least plastic and never let me down
>All my exgirlfriends loved or at least liked video games>Have been engaged twice. I even wanted to have kids>I used to have no courage to end relationships, so I always ended up being dumped for a reason or another>Last time the relation went so bad that I was the one who broke up >Everyone told me it was the best decision>I no longer feel the desire to have a girlfriend, and obviously I don't care about having a family eitherDunno anons, it feels like I'm done with that biological part of being a man but at the same time it feels weird and depressing. Hope you actually find someone special.In any case, never liked to play MK but that book was a great read, I owned it at some point
>>723493239Literally me>>723493357Plenty of girls like cutie boys
I have never had a girl show interest in meI am a truecel
>>723493357I don't think having a cute boy to dress up is that far outside the realm of reality for a lot of girls.
>>723493675I've only had it happen twice and both times I was (and still am) baffled as to how they found me even remotely desirable
>>723454631my wife is pretty cool with it actually. She's in act 3 of silksong rn and just bought me battlefield 6 out of nowhere. I recommend it.
>>723493847I hear that.
>>723493847How did they show it and why were they interested?
>>723460227I do too, even after being with other women. I threw myself at the gym and got ripped, yet I still think of her.She didn’t want fit guys, just rich guys.
>>723494108it was mostly them taking initiative in terms of wanting to hang out and take our relationships to the next level. It was totally outside of the realm of possibility that anyone could be remotely interested in me, so I had no idea until they made their intentions clear. Guess I have a thing for assertive women
>>723454631How do I get a loving passing trans gf? I've never had a gf before.
>>723494457How did you make them do that?
>>723494457>It was totally outside of the realm of possibility that anyone could be remotely interested in meWhy?
>>723493594I’m talking to some exactly like this, but she a girl.Sadly she an extremely a fake gamer, she only get games that are popular with her government check.>she also extremely crazy, but extremely fun in bedDon’t know how long this will last, she a bit too cold baby for my taste, but has really fat tits.
>>723475809Humans to humans are the worst enemies.
>>723494721dunno, I'm a good listener? I think I can engage pretty well in conversation, even though I'm an introvert. I was also pretty into powerlifting, but I don't have abs or anything.All I do outside of work is shitpost here and play videogames though, so it's just surprising I guess
>>723454631We play coop games together, my wife likes single player games as well.
>>723494825Fake gamer... so stuff like Valorant and Overwatch? Or just gacha games and roblox?>>she also extremely crazy, but extremely fun in bed>Don’t know how long this will last, she a bit too cold baby for my taste, but has really fat tits.This may be the virgin in me talking with no experience whatsoever, but huge boobs are huge boobs, and what woman isn't crazy?Also thanks for the Hex, here's one in return
>>723494761nta but ive gone my whole life without any girls ever showing interest
>>72345509828 never had sex eitherim at peace but I havent lost hope there may be a slightly autistic girl out there for me to share life witheither way im enjoying life, just find peace bros, relationships are just bonus
>exgf didn't want kids>only wanted to do weird butt fetish stuff>loved video gamesShe had to be dumped.
>>723491140The only reason my mom had her first 3 kids was because her mother was dying and she rushed into a marriage with a man she didn't love to give her mother the experience of wedding off one of her daughters before passing (which she did not much longer afterward). The reason my mom and my dad had my sister and I was, in her words, "because the condom broke", in some one-off conversation we had.If I was a well-adjusted adult that was otherwise very successful, I'd probably laugh it off and think nothing of it. But I'm a trainwreck of a person and ever since then, every time that I'm reminded of the state of my life, I remember that the trials and tribulations that I go through are all at the whim of two horny people with no regards for the consequences of their actions. I feel like a faggot middleschooler typing this but it actually haunts my soul to this day. I wish she had actually not said that to me.
>>723471126>13 years and she's still only your gfBased
>>723494208Some people just live rent free in your head.I have been married twice and my current wife is absolutely perfect for me in every way and at least two or three times a month I will have vivid dreams about a woman I was with over 20 years ago. They aren't even sexual or romantic in nature, she is just there and always has been.
>>723496024How old are you?
>>723495875>didn't want kidsYou fool!
>>723493239literally just hit up any chick who's into cosplaying and going to conventions. that one dude who dressed up like Sivir from League of Legends had his girlfriend basically pimp him out afterwards iirc
>>723496369Two or three times a month is normal and sane anon.
how to get a gf(gf) who loves fighting games?
>>723496503I'm bad at taking conversations when I'm cosplaying and at conventions to carrying outside of them. Maybe I just need to start asking if they have Discord.
>>72349639829. I'm the poster that replied a couple posts prior. I kinda sorta regret blog posting but I wanted to tie in what I said with the fact that there's a pretty huge chunk of men who are only born to be a labor force. Game was rigged from the start.
>>723496645Discord is where people's souls go to die. It's useful as a voice call platform or to manage a game but any relationship you have with people through social media is bound to fail or be so dysfunctional that it'd be better off if you were just single and getting into flings.
>>723496816It's just a way to keep in touch after we walk away from each other.
>>723496548Oh, I'm not worried. Just stating that the mind will do what it wants regardless of how you are feeling.
Normals who actually have/want gfs should get the fuck off this website.Go do normal things and stop shitting up my hobby.
I'm married and have 2 kids. She doesn't care.
>>723497036(You) are the tourist here, anon. This is a website for olds and you didn't get the message that somewhere around the mid 2000's everything you think is "niche" is now 100% mainstream and accepted, you are just stuck in the past because you don't interact with anyone.
>>723496903don't most normalfags use Snapchat or Instagram? or just a cellphone number?
>>723497180Not sure, I don't really use social media. I did have a few girls ask if I had Instagram, but I thought it was for pictures and not a chat platform.
>>723496369>married twicehow do you even do it?
>>723471412Yep I'm in the same boat as you. Shit is fucked, deep down you intensely desire a normal outgoing life with friends and love and meaning, but it's at the same time the most terrifying thing you can think of. All I did my whole life is hide and run from the things I wanted the most, and then I tried to find ways to cope with the intense dissatisfaction with life that causes. I'm working on dragging myself out of the gooncave though, I finally have proper therapy and shit, I can still make it. I'm not 30 yet luckily but it still sucks so much to know I basically wasted my entire youth, and I have no other kind of succes to make up for it (if my country was a little less socialist I'd literally be a homeless bum right now)
>>723454631that's a man
>>723495875What kind of butt fetish stuff? Involving her butt or yours?
>>723492894Do it, anon. Make your life an Ankoman doujin.
>>723497418Easily? My ex-wife was incredible for over a decade up until our child was born and she just couldn't handle it. She changed completely in a matter of days and never recovered despite lots of help from myself and professionals. This ended up in us splitting. A sad end to what (was) a great relationship, but things happen. I met my current wife a few years later and we hit it off immediately. She wasn't sure about dating a single dad because she was leery about kids in general but she got over it and realized that since she wasn't interested in having any of her own, being able to be a second mom to mine was perfect for her. She's an absolute keeper for me and I'll enjoy it as long as it lasts.
>>723497250i never thought I'd relate to boomers until I got left behind on social media. Facebook is as far as I've went. And if not for using Discord for my Hardcore WoW guild, or to talk to a few mutual friends that play PC to crossplay on The Finals or Battlefield 6, I wouldn't have that either.
>>723496369>I was with over 20 years ago. They aren't even sexual or romantic in nature, she is just there and always has been.Bro....don't tell me that. I thought this would be over in like 2 years or so. How anyone lives like this for decades?
>>723455098I'm 32 and I'm married with a son
>>723497915It's not about the sex, it's about love.
>>723454845Your ex (male)
>>723454631that's a guybut pretending it's a hole for a moment so i can espouse my sexism: any time a whore spreads her legs, which is unladylike, you should shove your foot in her crotch as hard as you can. cunt punts hurt them 2x as much as it would us, actually it's closer to 3-4x but kikes would sooner accept Jesus than admit that, anyway make them feel pain and make them humbleremind them of their inferiority
>>723497805Closing done pussy access to almost zero because of some fucked up anal fixation and thinking it was cute of her to suggest maybe not cleaning herself and using whatever is inside as lube instead.
>>723498001>My ex-wife was incredible for over a decade up until our child was born
>>723491140The only difference between coal miners and the lonely middle-aged men of today is that we are forced to be a part of normal society for some odd reason. Coal miners were atleast far removed from any towns/cities to work in the mountains. If normies hate me so much, just send me away to the mines where I'll die of lung cancer in my 30s of 40s.
>>723454631She likes to play them, but absolutely hates it, when I do.
>>723498696Was she at least hot?
>>723498414Why did you marry your son? Fucking creep
>>723498696>thinking it was cute of her to suggest maybe not cleaning herself and using whatever is inside as lube insteadOk yeah that's a bit much to drop on someone, wtf was she thinking?
>>723498847Correct. She was looking forward to being a mom, but the second the kid came out she couldn't handle it at all. Its been almost ten years now and she still struggles with partial visitations. Not being able to handle baby stuff is one thing, but a fully grown kid? That takes real issues.
>>723498696>not cleaning herself and using whatever is inside as lube instead.Well, that is one time where a condom is needed.>>723499331I was more concerned wit it taking a decade.
>>723454631Indifferent>>723454845I think you misunderstood OP. He said girlfriend not boyfriend.
>>723494208Don't worry familia. She doesn't want the rich guy either, just his money.
>>723454631As soon we meet, I'll ask.
>>723496687Go to therapy. While many of the things you have said are true that shit shouldn't stop you to figuring out your own happiness. And the key to achieve that is that is start to work on your emotions and mental health, that's why I asked your age, you're at the perfect age to start work on yourself at emotional level. If you were in your mid 40s or 50s then it would had been a little late.
>>723464218>I'm decent looking and got my shit together relatively well.they don't care, you're a man, you're a walking attention giverattention is one of the hardest drugs nowadaysdating apps are cancer (lots of people meet decent girls but still it's really RNG)maybe try meeting girls in other circles?stay strong anon we gotchu
>>72345509833, I started getting gray hair before I had my first kissI feel less than human
>>723455098I'm 42, never had a GF either. I don't feel I need one. I don't even need sex, everything I need comes from the internet, cause I'm trapped here forever.
>>723454631My non-binary partner loves it!
>>723464218>The statistics argumentThat's not really how statistics work, bit whatever, for the actual advice (besides reading or watching an actual statistics course), women are all about their own security. Women in their 40+s already have plenty experience so they don't feel intimidated by the idea of throwing themselves at younger guys and see if they do something. You should take advantage of that, actually talk with those old ladies to learn about women in general and maybe fuck a couple of them, they're mostly interested in short term relationships after all. With younger girls the security feeling is completely different, no matter if they have fucked a complete football team they still don't understand their own security at all, so if either you're too pushy or too timid they don't feel secure at all, you have to play a longer game if you actually want a serious relationship with them, and the advice of old ladies will help you a lot. So no anon, you're not fucked or have a low luck stat, you only need to learn the actual game.
Y’all are pathetic. I have a wife and gf that I regularly have three ways with. Wife kinda chunky from me dumping buckets of kids through her but the gf is not. Both lost their vignity to me and have an age gap of 20 years. I ain’t rich, in fact I’m on ebt and I rarely work and just play games and fuck all day. I’m also fat and kinda ugly but you know what I’m not, a simp bitch loser like all of you virgins. Subscribe to my newsletter if you wanna know more
>>723454631How do I learn to tolerate women? Im filled when disgust when I hear or see one.
>>723458807Dilate
>>723455098>2 female friends ask to use my personal shower... together>they keep the door open clearly on purpose>get embarrassed and bailstories of falsehood
>>723505182>progessive>feministThe perfect man to take care of another woman's children
>>723489935We tried that once. DoA5. We both thought the girls were hot but the game felt kinda anemic. Still not a bad game. Just lacking.
>>723454631The vtuber I watch that pretends to be my girlfriend likes when I let my power level slip.
>>723461096lmao based
>>723480540This literally only happens in visual novels.
>>723496369Don't let the succubus ruin your dreams.She's baiting you, don't listen.
>>723505182the ideal man as described by an award winning (reddit gold) soilent consuming cückold
>>723494958How did you make them talk to you?Especially as an introvert
>>723508932in both cases they both came up to me. Still don't understand why, and never bothered to ask them
>>723472929that's not even a huge achievement, and the fact that you're using it to put others down on an anonymous forum tells me it's somehow your biggest in lifepathetic ngl
>>723509097Are you attractive then? Tall?
>>723455098Same + 26
>>723508098The first half happens fairly frequent. The second half happens with women in their 30s and 40s that fall in love with a married man or with the classic "I can fix him" guy. I know this because for some reason, I guess just luck, the affair girls don't feel like I'll judge them if they trauma dump me (I have fucked a couple of those girls after listening to them)
>>723509208>attractivenope, at least I don't think so>tallI'm 6 foot, but that's like the minimum accepted cutoff from everything I've heard
>>723493967no one has ever found you desirable bokoexcept for me. I fantasize about you every night unironically
>>723508504She got her fill years ago. I was helpless against her dressed in black silk kimono with a tiger pattern (and nothing else) in the early morning sunlight shining through the window blinds.
>>72345509829 and the most attention I've gotten from women besides family and cashiers in the last 20 years has been from vtubers reading chat messages
>>723458117I'm 38 and the only gf I had was 10 years ago and I think about her almost 24/7 daily. I want to blow my brains out just to make it stop
>>723510043if it's any consolation you never forget your exes no matter how many you have before or since, or if you get married and have kids with someone else
>>723487707> "Oh, my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery"
>>723471226>>723471676>>723471860>>723472782yeah yeah sure sure we believe you lmao
>nothing but faggot failed normalfags in this threadThese are the subhumans who debate with me in vidya threads. Nu-GoW is made for you.
>>723510353Cope harder hapa hellspawnNobody wants you
>>723510556>t. seething femoid/tranny/brownkek bored of larping as a failed hapa already?
>>723454631TekSyndicate tranny?
>>723509518>nope, at least I don't think soWhat do others say?
>>723510545I never attempted to be a normalfag but after 2 decades of sitting inside on the computer it's hard to not think about what could have been.
>723510683>coping in a sinking threadThe absolute state
>>723510545>failedIn what way?
>>723510838>*gets outed as a larper*>c-cope!kek pathetic tranoid brown
(((you)))
>Guys I'm totally a failed hapa! Pls believe me!! DON'T HAVE SEX WITH CUTE ASIAN GIRLS!! I NEED THIS!!!!lil bro thought he's getting somewhere
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