What went so fucking right?
nothing you will understand once GTA6 releases
>fastest selling system of all time>best-selling selling system of the year>only been out 4 months and HALF the Top 10 highest rated games of 2025 are Switch 2 exclusives.>already has more exclusives than PS5Fuck me how do we stop Nintendo?
$1000 Xbox Rog Ally getting raped by Switch 2.
>>723460928Mario Kart came out...there was a new Donkey Kong...and that's kind of it. Still kinda underwhelming so far.
>>723460928It convinced me to save my money
being a successful cult
>>723461012now post the framerates
>>723461264pretty much
Switch 2 is the best console of all time.
>>723461510>FFVII remake directorConsidering how shitty that remake was, why should I take anything he says seriously?
>picking up za after work and ordering a bucket of chicken tendiesyep I wonned
>>723461765Why does your wife's boyfriend let you eat junk food?
>>723462125This looks amazing.
Gonna buy myself a Switch 2 at the end of the month. I'm so hyped for Metroid Prime 4. Should I wait until the Black Friday sales?
>>723463390no it fucking doesn'tit's a fucking eyesore
>>723460975FPBP
>>723463390neck yourself
key cards are the worst thing to happen to gaming.
>>723460982We suck their japanese dicks and become their femboy wives, and hope they take mercy on us.
how much would it cost to hire an inflatable mario to watch me play nintendo games
>>723460928The other companies were so far up inside their asses, huffing their farts and goongratulating themselves on their modernity that even nintendo's failures couldn't shake off the hype.We all heard nintendo's big strategy was to do nothing while other companies shot themselves on the foot... but when competition outright injects its legs with leprosy and aids then even a few bullets through your boot won't stop success.
>>723460928It's the obvious choice for children and people who only casually play video games. If you only buy Nintendo for exclusives, you're fucking STARVING.
>>723460928Having actual games.
Two more weeks until people start finally taking us seriously, snoy sisters! Two more weeks!
>>723460982/thread
>>723460928The one thing that went right was that people suffering from TDS bought it in droves.
>>723461347>see if you make it look like shit, numbers go upNot a flex in the slightest
>>723460975>highest budget slopI never got Rockstar games. I played almost all of them on a 4090 pc blablabla and they are all such dull gameplay experiences. >but see that duck there? It has a family it loves ands cloaka has been fully modeled, you can even see him cum and inside the eggs a real bird is generated in real timeK, mission suck tho
Its the (almost) perfect hybrid console.
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>>723462125consoomerism is disgusting.
>>723463785Sometimes I wish I were this autisticMust be nice being able to act like a tard in public and not give a fuck
>>723465280Rockstar is the most overrated developer ever. GTA sucks ass.
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>>723466110It's sad. Nintendo has some of the most talented devs in the world, and they choose to make highly polished toddlershit. Imagine if they tried to make an actually challenging platformer.
>>723466315okay zoomie
>>723466389bruh gta is THE zoomer game
>>723462125Notice how they own PS5's but no PS5 games
>>723466517i hate consoomers so much it's unrealand this is coming from a landlord
>>723461510OMG THE GAY GUY LIKES THE SHITTY FLAGRANTLY OVERPRICED PRODUCT FOR FAGS!!! I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!
>>723466383>game developer primarily targeting kids makes games for kids>Why doesn’t Nintendo design games for 30 year old manchildren like me?Maybe you’re the problem anon
>>723466632Fuck you faggot you're way worse and contribute to all of this.
>>723465159I accept your concession.
>>723466875I dont think many parents want their children to have an enormously expensive and fragile assdigger device
>>723466917>Providing housing for people who are in need of it is..............le bad!
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>>723467007>Sorry Sum Guy with parkinsons I'm raising the rent from $400/m to $600. If you can't afford it maybe you shouldn't have gotten the dog.Oh my apologies selfless cunt
>>723461510It honestly is impressive how little power the Switch uses while still running games.
>>723466875maybe those kids should fucking git gud
>>723467007You retarded piece of shit. If you landlords and realtors weren't hogging most of the land people would actually be able to afford places to live permanently. Fucking self righteous loser topkek
>>723467252>inb4 WELL ACKSHUALLY ACCORDING TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
>>723461012Oh no /v/trannies don't look!
>>723461347It’s a steady 30, vs fluctuating 30-50 with stutter and screen tearing
>>723461012>>723467430about that
