What did Nintendo mean by this?
>>723548830Built for (red) Bokoblin cock
>>723549161
>>723548830made for big indonesian cock
>>723549179It's why I go for titmomsters who have massive bellies and assTheir out of my league but I love them so much I plap them downnnn
>>723548830Why did Nintendo give PRINCESS ZELDA, one of the most PURE and CHASTE characters in allof gaming, a bubble butt ass?It doesn't make any sense. I can't believe they made her so... sexualized!It feels so wrong! Why Nintendo?!
>>723548830They know asses are all the craze with zoomers nowadays.So they keep increasing Zelda's butt. This resulted in 50 million sales so it was a genius move from Nintendo's buttpartment
>>723550445We are in the first phase of the pipeline.Soon Nintendo will be the premiere brappfactory assemblage in gaming
>>723550085She destroyed a forest? I don't get the caption
>>723550308Big butts are popular, so why should they not do it?>>723550445As this Anon said. More girls need to be upgraded!
Zelda's ass should be reduced, it's corrupting her and turning her into a bitch. Why be kind when anyone that meets her will do whatever she demands if she just shakes a little? If we don't get her butt reduction she'll turn into a bigger villain than Ganondorf.
I sure love jerking off to on-model porn!
>>723551529Come on, that's silly... No way Zelda would turn bitchy just because she has nice butt.
>>723551624Have you seen how she looks at everyone? The disgust, the sneer when someone distracts her from whatever it is she's looking at on her slate? How she ordered the gerudo delegation to give up their eastern mines because she wanted more gold for extravagant jewelry? All she did was let them walk behind her while she gave out orders! How do you explain her new wardrobe? A queen shouldn't wear tight yoga pants!
>>723551876Queen or princess can wear whatever she wants! Can't a girl try out some new fashion every now and then?...But maybe her behavior has gotten bit more... prideful these days, but isn't that just part of being royalty?
why are americans obsessed with grotesquely oversized asses?
>>723552547Whatever she wants? Why does our queen dress like a slut?! It was already bad enough when she at least had her royal shirts, but now she's even wearing tank tops to show off her midriff!Her trade agreement with the Zora was literally telling them that if they pay her tribute she won't have her guards throw them into the dungeon for staring at her ass. You know what they did? They gave her more tribute than she asked for and begged to be allowed to take ass pics! What was Zelda's response? She took off her panties. She took off her panties and told them they could take pics of them if they were so obsessed with her butt. That's not prideful! That's clearly exploiting everyone's obsession with the best ass in the realm! They paid a king's ransom and all they got was a picture of the panties used to contain that butt!
>>723552891Even you are admitting that she has the best ass in the realm! If her subjects like it so much, should she just ignore their needs and demands?No, smart ruler gives people what they want and need!The behavior you described is a bit problematic, but I still think it's within realm of acceptable... After all, people do still like her, and they are really loving the way she is dressing now!
blockers
>>723553418guuuhh
>723552690I'm european
>>723553667Shut the fuck up Banjo
>>723549179Tali would definitely take her suit off, knowing full well she could die, for her purple ass to be fucked and slapped by black men.
>>723554432My wife exclusively fucks Varren.
>>723553679Everybody can appreciate Zelda's butt, after all.
>>723550538I still can't believe there are retards out there who think Hilda's ass is fat
>>723556276True!...But nice butt does suit her.
>>723552891>>723553376What's the problem with princess being a bit bitchy?
She only fucks her chubby strong BF with a BWC btw
>>723550085Link is so lucky
>>723556276I prefer to internalize it as White having the pert butt and Hilda being the dumptruck whore.
>>723548830Funny seeing my drawing be the OP post
>>723561952what were you posessed by to draw this?
>>723562406Boredom
>>723548830BRAAMMPP
>>723561952Teach me how to draw butts
>>723548830Butt
Careful, timmy will see cheeks he can't fit in then say it's too big, or even bring up black people
Clean this coomer thread up janny, not only does it not invoke any discussion it's only retards spamming softcore porn and talking about sex
>>723567965Zelink is canon, ganon.
>>723567965>Clean this coomer thread up janny, not only does it not invoke any discussion it's only retards spamming softcore porn and talking about sexYet thousands of threads over the years get a free pass because they're anime characters or gatcha games. Fuck you.
>>723548830>>723549490>>723552547>>723567572>>723567998her boyfriend ganon is so lucky!
>>723568351Ganon lost and got raped.
I hope you kill yourself you pedo
>>723568784Nobody here posted a loli though
>>723549536Based John Persons poster.
brapda
Hyper asses ONLY from here on out
Zelda's wild braps.
>this whole thread
>>723548830imagine huge log of shit dropping from her ass mmmm
>>723548830ZOOWIE MY LIL BLK CLITTY IS LEAKING!!!>>723549161NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOILD AGAIN BY WHITEGODS!!!!
>>723571907fakelink is an architect
post actual scat please
>>723550308>women lie for two decades about yoga pants purely being comfortable and practical for movement>nintendo puts them on a character>"THEY'RE SEXUALIZING HER!"
>>723549161fpbp
remember when we could appreciate a nice picture of a girl without talking about different colored penises?i miss those times.
>>723549161Holy insecurity and mindbroken
>>723573442I don't like BotW but imagine eating Link's cooking from that game day in and day out.
>"STOP DRAWING ME WITH A CARTOONISHLY HUGE ASS!"
>>723573184https://files.catbox.moe/mtazcx.jpeg
Oh no no no no no no
>>723550085Imagine the smell
>>723576092>>723576136>>723576172
>>723550538I love Nintendo
>>723576092>>723576136>>723576172Zelda butt truly saved the series...
Zelda's big is not butt.https://twitter.com/mmd_imbapovi/status/1245760139463884806?s=20
>>723575791What about cartoonishly huge breasts?
>>723570051Who the fuck names their kid that? Reminds me of the sports player named Dude Person.
>>723549536based TYRONE>>723549161small peen energy LOL
>>723549161Holy secure and mind healthy blk boys are leaking in sheer rage at this post
What precisely was wrong with this one? She's fully clothed, panties cover everything.
>>723576972real blaKKK nigga from Georgia here and i say down with the bbc/cuck spammers
>>723549161you should've stopped at the third word anon
>>723555561Y-you're a Varren, right anon? Hahaha... right?>>723551531Off-model porn is SOOOOOOO good when you don't have a little faggot whining in your ear about it!
>>723572938
Hey! Listen!https://youtu.be/zy-ajmZEsrI
>>723577739>>723577597
>>723578106
>>723578106I would inhale so deep
>>723551408>>723551131>>723556034>>723548830>>723550308>>723558742Need Zelda's big bitchy butt bullying my small dick..
>>723579365>bitchyShe's nice though.
>>723579365
>>723579432Nobody with a butt that large can be nice!>>723579545The dream...
>>723579365>>723579432>>723579617
>>723576972You lost and got raped
>>723579787That's how I feel when I see Cindy's FAT ass
>>723579617That's wrong and cruel. Zelda has a gigantic fat ass but she uses it for good.
>>723579617But isn't it fine for princess to be bit bitchy and bratty...?
>>723580158It's simply the truth. No girl with a massive, wobbling rear end like hers stays kind for long; she eventually realizes the power her butt has over the masses.But it's not like she'd be a tyrant or anything! She'd just use it for petty things like getting people to do what she wants or teasing the guy she crushes on.>>723580478It's perfectly fine. Nothing better than being dominated by a bratty and bitchy princess with a big booty..
>>723580661So she would like having her butt kissed
>>723580661Absolutely, when a girl has nice body like that, you really can't blame them for being a bit haughty, and wanting to flaunt what they have. Maybe dressing well, acting demanding...
>>723580158
>>723580740Absolutely
GANON WON
>>723581362Now THIS is hot
>>723581362Ganon gets to smell her hot wet farts everyday he is so lucky...
Coming through!
>>723580848I'd go as far as to say it's their god given right to show off what they got. No point of having such a luscious butt if you're just going to hide it... that's why the devs gave her such tight fitting pants and made sure to give her some butt shots. Once she sees how many guys are falling all over themselves to just a look at her ass, haughtiness just comes to the territory. I'd definitely do anything she asked as long as she let me touch her.. or even sat on my lap for a few minutes.
>>723581835good morning saar!
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>>723581948The devs knew we couldn't resist Zelda's ass! And soon she will realize it too, and she will realize her full potential as ruler of Hyrule.The butts are just too powerful in hands of cute girls!
>>723581583Especially since he's got that big 'ol nose.
>>723581583you wish ganoncuck
how do you become a fartfag
>>723582526Liking a girls butt a lot
>>723582703so you always liked farts?
>>723582292And that's why you can't trust a big butt and a smile! Inevitably, she'll rule over all with the power of her posterior. Only a select few can resist it..Good on the Zelda devs though, cute girls with big butts are primo. You can never get enough of them, and I hope the next Zelda has an even BIGGER ass
>>723583136To be honest, I don't think I'd even try to resist her allure of her butt... Guess I am not one of the select few!And yep! If only we'd get to play as Zelda, and have her behind be in full glory at all times.
>>723548830guhhh need anal vore with that
>>723572447guh
>>723582808Girls farting yes, but it varies how people get it. Heard lots of stories of their crush ripping ass or something similar
>>723583473>If only we'd get to play as Zelda, and have her behind be in full glory at all times.Wasn't that the case in Hyrule Warriors? Or was she only occasionally playable?
>>723549161>DeletedLmao get bent idpol obsessed idiot.
>>723584479Based!
sir, permission to goon?
>>723548830This is fan-art
fart art
I prefer MMF with a bisexual Link myself.
>>723579545unff
>>723572532Game and mod. Now.
>>723579545I don't mind if you shit there
zelda
Would Zelda even bother attempting to be seen with us limp dick peasants, let alone hang out with us or more?
>>723556276I can't believe there's people that call her Hilda instead of White. Even Touko is better.
>>723589746...She might not hang out with us, but surely she would make public appearances for sake of her image!
>>723548830Made for BWC
>>723589876Is that the hil da you want to die on?
>>723589969Now I like zeldass, but pictures like this are always so dumb to me. Like the dress would hang off her ass like it were a shelf, not get sucked deep into there like a thong. Unless perhaps her ass has the properties of a like like and tries to devour any garment she puts on, but that would be weird.
>>723590295Maybe she pulled in tight to be cheeky?
I want URBOSA'S ass to get fat.
>>723589969Public appearances are one thing, plus so would Hylian Sheikahn Stone Internet. The problem is whether we can be around her on a more regular basis so we can eventually dick her down and watch those ass and titties bounce, that's the big thing.
This thread stinks
>>723583663thank me laterhttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10788042&pid=30
>>723550538Is there any canonical proof that nintendo girls rip ass?
>>723591121All girls do
>>723590826My queen.
>>723581362link sissies...
>>723591121how do you think peach and daisy propel themselves for their side air
>>723591191Yeah but is there an example of proof that nintendo girls do specifically? Like some sort of reference alluding to the fact that girls fart.
>>723591298Nuezou Zelda is my kryptonite
>>723591305
>>723590931i don't like anal vore with gts too much sorry thank u though
>>723592287I love skyward sword now
