It's Friday and that means its time to insert a stupid halloween pun in your username in tf2!Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.clubPassword: the usual>Why the fuck is there so much custom contentJust download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7zand then place the content into their respective tf2 folders>For Sunday Night, we will be killin sumbitchez in l4d2Want to get suddenly pinged with videos of several ghoulish rituals? click on this link!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van
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>>723593803Actual video of buttmunch begging poncho for fagmin status again:>>>/wsg/5977276
>>723593908KWAB
>>723593908LMAO
tf2
>>723593803>It's Fridayholy shit
who am i raping today
>>723593908lol
>>723593908HAHAHA IS THIS NIGGA FORREAL
>>723594179coldo
16/100 of zombies in zi_murky
>>723595232anything other than zishit PLEASEthen i'll get on
I just wanna frag on regular ass maps, why is that so hard for you niggers to understand no, medieval mode isn’t funny no, zombies isn’t funny give me some dustbowl or payload so I can KILL
>>723596242medieval mode is pretty funny imo
>>723596242Medieval mode is great. Zombies gets a bit tiring but is a nice break in between. Better than any map with Merasmus.
>>723596242this but itemtest
>>723596242>can't frag on medieval mode pathetic
>>723596242replace medieval and zombie infection with warioware and cyberpunk. glad the halloween /v/ans have been most fitting maps where we play the game
Hitting deet's used up boycunny from behind
oh hell no
15 ghouls on koth_deathcliff_event
>>723596242might I suggest uncletopia
https://strawpoll.com/PKgle2dxoZpVOTE WITH YOUR CLICK
>>723598916nice IP logger
23 vampires breathing life into the server on koth_lifestealer
22 monster fuckers on koth_lakeside_event
>ghost fortIT'S OVER
You guys are using the Zatoichi in honor of the master ninja right?
>>723601384noh
>>723601623what kind of agp mod is this
>>723602147snowpack
>>723601623kazzytroon core mod
>16 players on cp_halloweeniggershey guys, I guess that's it
why did this /v/an suck so hard
>>723602147*raises paw*
AGPramen
>not on the AGPlist
I don't i ever get name dropped
>>723602640namedropping the circlejerk members they want to date.
tranny abuhrt blasterS P I T R O A S T E D ralph (tranny dangerous)
what happened
>>723602741you didn't say his name so he didn't appear to save the server
>13 players left>only 10pm we LOST
>>723601623*raises hoof*
All this namedropping and nobody is saying that levy fucks trannies, how curious.
>>723603107I am jelous of all the girlcocks he gets to see in his DMs I forgot to mention
Why cant I connect?
>>723603182I'm a gay nigger, forgot to sign my post.
>>723602741THE USUAL fragging crew didn't join. Some of the sever entrants are playing other games (the inside club /v/an chat AND the unofficial nu-/v/an chat are playing anything else besides tf2) ((Counted, it's like 10+ players)). Screamfortress maps being a chore for some weaklings after doing contracts. No password on the server even though there's GB's of models/sounds/taunts/custom shit to download first before you even start downloading the custom map if you're a newfag. Possible burnout from multiple tf2fags.
>>723603182>>723603325I'm all this who am I
>>723603325silly me, I forgot to add my family found all the pictures of my neice hanging in my garage so this will be my last post until my internet is cut off
>>723603418levy pretending to be a tranny pretending to be levy pretendint to be a tranny pretending to be levy pretending to be a tranny pretending to be levy pretending to be a trany rpetnosg=-=
>>723602741none of the cool people were on so I left
>>723603551WHAT
Post the agp tierlist power rankings
>>723603605Who're these so called "cool people"
>>723603808uncle badass
>>723603808Joe Hendry
>>723603808levy (forma de erping with trannies while afk)
this thread is giving me cancer
I'm so cute and strong and my anus is so puffy.Who am i?
ok somebody bury this
>>723604454thats hot
>>723604641
I will never buy her game
>>723596019zi is good
Hi, im dumping pokeporn and i wish i was a woman and not a fat greaseball with gyno breasts.
>>723603356we didn’t play dustbowl within the first hour and a half so I lost interest
give overmunch fagmin powers again
>>723605009we didn't play tf2party,balloon races,wubwub,warioware,prop hunt,death run and versus saxton hale either.
>>723605146all soulful /v/an reviving maps, except warioware
>>723605146>>723605326you're both niggers of the highest calibur, glad none of you are in charge of shit
who are the two cuties fapping together in the thread i wanna give you admin
>>723605460hopping back on to btfo you nigga
>when the thread is better than the entire van tonight.
>>723605561you won't turn on sv_cheats 1, pussy
>>723605636I agree
>>723605561getting back on for this exact same reason
Literally how
>>723605796tf2 is dead when's css
>>723605838Weird, it auto corrected 1.6 to css my apologies
>>723605796because I left hours ago
>>723605881>>723605838mb I was having a stroke, I meant to say when’s PVK2
jeeze. it didnt even hit midnight on the east coast and it died
>>723606221I blame you
>>723606274>>723606321why did they stop adding skimpy ladies in the newer games?
FOUR BRAVE NIGGAS ARE HOLDING THE LINE, WE NEED BACKUP
>>723606371what did I do?
>>723606431liberals
>>723606502It's what you didn't do, and that was enough
>>7236064972 niggas who won't bother launching tf2 are breaking their dicks together in this thread instead of gooning next to eachother by the spraywall, face it dood it's ova.
>5 niggas onlineis everyone burned out from grinding contracts or what
>>723606817im busy with friends and seeing the playercount now i dont even wanna bother
>>723606817pretty much, this happens every year in october
come jack off in the game instead of jacking off in the thred
>>723605970I meant to say i was molested and cs 1.6GODS run the van
>>723607383they’d be in the server fragging, they don’t rule shit
>>723606817i almost was but i quit when i got most cosmetics >>723606730all those good sprays are gone. i can't erect a dispenser
you did it, the server is dead now, are you happy?
>>723607671wow, such fun listening to schizo negro ramble about coon shit
>>723607671This is the server's punishment for raping and abusing AI Goku's friends and family
>>723607864Just kill that plugin. Distracts niggas from helping the team
shes vicious medic
>>723605796I feel like we should have two variety nights for the weekend sometimesI've love to play a good variety game night on a saturday nighty because then I could stay up later than usual
>>723608218Teek already does this which would feel redundant to do and the /v/an was always a tf2 server first while the variety night an afterthought by an anon hosting those very same sunday games on his home pc.
>>723607915kekarotbro btw
get rid of AI and only play good maps and this wouldn't have happened
how the mighty have fallen
it was worth killing the server just to see that bitch levy go negative, it was worth it
>have shit to do on Saturday night>come home but dont want to sleep>get on the /v/an and it's fucking deadLast year there were regularly around 20+ players at this time. The fuck happened?
>dead before I even got onwtf happened you niggers. too busy erping you the discord? I join late but this shit died before 10pm est.
>>723611497Crash at the beginning of the night knocked some people loose and the usual suspects got busy doing something else and it slowly died because nobody of value was playing. Also contracts wore some people out.
>>723611731Levy is unironically fapping it up in #general with a grown ass femnigga at this very moment.
>>723611897>nobody of value was playingWho the fuck is worth playing with on the /v/an?
>>723612349yen kin
>>723612349trainer abu my beloved
>>723612234uhh, proof?
>>723612349me
>>723612349pomson lee and apocalypse to carry me
>>723612349Citizen EkatRise n ShineRummyRinUncle BadassGroncoBarron TrumpGirthCannonSunseille DaveHaau Hulk HoganLachatte UsernamesimDr.FrankenChugmonkeyPoopguyGobboApocalypseLevyFhumPlaguebotquibinaryTruck of ToleranceYen KinTrainerabuKricketune Ben SadfleckBowly O's
>>723612349the girl reading this
>>723613283>another excuse to list the inner clique again
>>723615694More than half of the people I just mentioned by name don't even play on it anymore and the ones that still do have been playing on the server longer than you or had a bigger impact on the server (not counting fagmins).
>>723616019keep telling yourself that faggot lmaothe biggest impact you've ever had on anything is enshittifying your'e moms life lolol
>>723616202keep seething and being only a cloud of gas in the wind
>>723616202meet up in the server i'll 1v1 duel you right now faggot for talking shit about my mama
>>723593803>party /v/an has cliqueniggersI figured it wasn't worth joining these for exactly this type of reason.
>>723616382I was touched as a kid and I can't make friends normally btw
>>723616382What if i told you have a a biweekly discord videochat with a thick femboy?
>>723616318ass naked, oiled up, decaled objectors, waifu sprays enabled
>>723616382when you play with the exact same people every week for years you eventually make friends, shocker I know
>>723616431I didn't ask, anon>>723616445What if you told me have a a bi-sexual weekly discord videochat with a homosexual? Great question...Party /v/an cliqueniggers are sending their best and brightest
this nigga samefagging his posts, sad!
>Party VanI ain't clickin that shit nig- I mean FBI sir
>>723616609You didn't make friends with these people. You fetishized and developed parasocial relationships with their names and icons. I know 90% of you are too s-shy to be on voice chat. It's cringe. Party /v/an is for a rotating door of random anons, not some redditors/tripfags that need attention and inner-circles. Same issue with /v/ sings. It used to arise organically with randoms corralled together for cringe singing. Now it's theater kids and failed /mu/-lets keeping a corpse alive for their own ego. That's you btw.
>>723616695>anyone who calls out my faggotry is the same person!I saw the evidence of your cliqueniggatry from the front-page and chimed in. Sorry that word of the state of you is spreading.
>>723616820no one cares your song got rejected but thanks for the free bumps, feel free to keep seething and coming up with new fanfics this shits really funny
>>723616820>wordswordswordswordshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSitlrL5twDONE.
>>723616902>i saw [headcanon]Hop on the server and duel me, its just you and me.
>>723616613>bi-sexualGay, you like men.
>>723616953You misunderstand and misrepresent me because you know that I am right. I'm glad you're able to laugh at yourself though.>Free bumpsYes, I am wasting your thread by alerting the good lurkers that your server is compromised and gay. I am sure you will gladly make another thread immediately after bump-limit and get banned for making this general outside of /vm/. See you then.
>>723617114i was molested by jx's uppermost fatroll btw
>>723616973>sees a post>TL;DR>provides a 1-hour videoI'm sure you see how this reflects poorly on you.>>723617026The guy you wanted to duel is quiet since i've chimed in.>>723617104Reading comprehension
You understand and represent me because you know that I am scared to play tf2. I'm glad you're able to guffaw at me though.>Free bumpsYes, I am wasting my time by alerting the good posters that your server is barren and scary. I am sure I will gladly make another post immediately after I get done typing this out and get- wait mom hold on I'm not done writing my FANFICTION WAIT MOM DO-
>>723617261>>sees proof that ends his post and goes on about reddit the musical for no reason>>full breakdown of events >>provides kinoftfy
>>723617114>and get bannedok so you're a newfag, thanks for the clarification and concession
this is what no party van does to the bros
>>723617809Hop on roblox/mahjohng bro
>>723617864how do i roll the dice?
>>723616820>Party /v/an is for a rotating door of random anons, not some redditors/tripfags that need attention and inner-circles.not a thing since covid, loads of warriors are in dire need of graduation but they stay here nonetheless
>>723618290tell that to abu/enzo who both have been playing on the server since mike's original party /v/an
>>723616820>I know 90% of you are too s-shy to be on voice chat.>we just had a sunday game where most of the game revolved around using vc to communicate with other players, and it was easily one of the best sunday games this yearyou type like a fag lol thanks for the laughs
>>723618382not all warriors need to graduate
boo
im gay who am i?
STOP RUNNING
i been fartin all night and the /v/ans been dead all night. coincidence?
>>723622375and u wont let me sniff? not cool
