>DO NOT REPLY TO THIS THREAD, WITHOUT A RHYME OR YOU'LL BE DEAD!
>>723692626My reply to this thread is a boon, despite the fact OP is a troon!
>>723692626your rhyme is weak, you fatty bitch. You cooter made my penis itch
Are you guys playing anything spooky this season?Any games that might scare you for whatever reason?
>>723692626i suppose my post will be second!though i doubt the this thread will get more than 5 i reckon!
>>723692626Your rhyme is shit and you're a fag, let me show you how its done you hag.It costs a rhyme to enter my thread, or your stupid ass will end up dead.Thats how you rhyme, OP you fuck. Now sit in the corner you broken buck.
>>723692626Interesting thread, I'll give it a try.So here is my post, just check out this 5!
>>723692626Here's a good rhyme since its bound to upset some cucks.Because I get to shit on cancer because Persona fucking sucks.
Stop falling for their silly pranks, They say they're oppressed but own all the banks!
>>723692819Sleeping Dogs is what I'm playing, but its not horror just triad slaying.But I have a clever loophole, its DLC can fill that role.
>>723692626OP is a fag, this much is trueNow sit in the corner while my post ends in 2
>>723692626i wish you faggots would be banished from /v/a board like /nin/ would be a better place for you niggers to be
Anon is gay:has sex with men.He wants to "play"with his friend, Ben.
>>723693208I have failed, but unlike OP I'm still straightNow behold, as I bring forth number 8!
>>723693010You tried and failed, this much is true.So now I'll turn your balls to glue!
>>723693208Good job you twat, you really showed us with that.Now watch me pull a 5 from my hat.
These rhymes that I’m reading don’t seem to flow nicely. These lines lack good meter and don’t fit so rightly.
The contest is over soon.Have you submitted your entry, you big baboon?But the update is out before the contest ends.Choco must be crazy. This makes no sense.
>>723693325A laudable get, and with nary a Yugi. The King of Games is doubtlessly envious, truly.
>>723693328You can take your meter and shove it in your bussy, you fancy prancy homo wussy.
>>723692626>>723692626Gruntilda got me craving strange, even if her cunt gives me mange. Kazooie's hole make me actin' funny, gonna ram my dick up her eggy cunny. Tooie's looking pretty good too, I'll let her suck off all Kazooie's goo. Banjo's gonna get it too, don't even care if I get covered in poo
>>723693571But Bottles what about your wife?She'll take your balls with a knife.
>>723693325Very well done, however you should aim bigger. Here is a 6 you stupid little nigger.
>>723693945Close to your goal - but not quite there, I should say.I will roll 8, but I just want to post May.
>>723692626WHAT UP BITCHI GOT A 1 UP BITCH
>>723693761That bitch almost never goops up my dick, that's why Tooie's using it like a joystick. Step aside Anon there's no time to lose, Kazooie's coming back with the booze. She know which drinks are the best, to get me drunk enough to lay an egg on my chest
>>723694084Short and crass...But it gets a pass.
What rhymes with “Ikam bokum”?
>>723693328who would listen to a post of a foolwhen rhyming adverbs shows your own lack of witand naught but two lines make it easy to fitwhile meter itself is hardly a rule
OP sucks cocks, it isnt newsI roll a 4, we gas the jews
UhYeah I’m breeding breegullsCall it a white girl now she a seagullMoving so good she call me SeagalRed in my backpack yeah she’d rather be home
>>723694406OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>723692626penis penis penis penisthis thread the jannies wipe the cleanest
im gay..........hey
I hate niggers, I hate jewsAnd if you like them I hate you
>>723692626I'll do what I like you filthy hag, watch your mouth before I make you gag!
>>723694559*GULP* * GULP* *GUH* *GUHCK* *GUKC* *GUK*
>>723692626gruntilda sexodelicious hagshe can get it all bareback
It's funny because I just played Kazooie.If not for my motion sickness, I'd keep on going with Tooie
>MY BOOBS GOT BIGGER>YOU'RE PISSY>YOU'RE A SQUIGGER>AND I GOT COCKTOPUS IN MY SQUISSY!!!!!
Banjo's brown and Kazooie's orangeUhh...
>>723694406I do Spiral mountain with no Jiggies (none)Clankers Cavern but nigga I ain’t swimming (deep)Catch me in Click Clock Woods baby pick the season (spring)Bring your girl friend and maybe that’s a Threeie-some
The one bitch I wanna fuck most is Kazooie, that cloacussy got me actin' screwy. Cum on her face but it ain't no biggie, get throated so deep I'll feel her Jiggies
>>723694781A red-crested breegull is what she isYou certainly would have failed that quiz
OP thinks I can't write a poem.But he is so wrong; I can write a poem.I wrote this one, I wrote this poem,And I gave it the title; "Anon's Poem".
>>723692626It doesn't matter the time of day, you're still OP, and you're kinda gay!
>>723694639You say bareback, you're not all wrongNow bend over for my futa dong
>>723692975Amazing rhymes, my nigga.You are amazing, my nigga.
I played Scream Fortress, but there's a catch:If you want the prize you must finish a match. Considering how bad Casual plays,I won't return for the rest of my days.
>>723694406>>723694881>>723695089He said make a rhyme, not talk like a niggerIf you can't tell the difference then pull the trigger
>>723695068Grunty's cock, so thick and greenHer chunky smegma soon I'll clean!
>>723695138Sorry, my bad, I was feeling uninspiredI'll go back to fucking your mom until i get tired.
>>723694914Is this what you want, you horny boy?Just stop talking, you're now my toy(After lots of antrho soundsAnon got "lost" and never found)
>>723694238simulacrum
Roses are red, violets are blueTONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 2!!!!!!!!
>>723695374I'm fine with this arrangement I must admit, this red-crested breegull got two new eggs and a face to sit
>>723695363Your meter is off, I'm sorry to sayBut all it does is confirm that you're gay
>>723694914Talons on my dick they call that a foot jobDrive by your street they call that a hit jobZootin eggs out her ass that girl is high classRuffle her tail feathers that’s how I smack that ass
You lying fags said this was better"Unlike the first, a true love letter!""Worlds still big, but more to do"Load of shit, here's what they do:Triple the pagies for the same old thingA brand new coin and recolored ringsThey dumbed down everything they couldChanged the plot, but didn't make it goodThey fucked this up, not once but twiceYou stupid backers paid the price"Playtonic, please, we still hold hope"You blind morons, you just can't copeThey'll never make a good successorSo just replay the predecessor
>>723692626I love this dumb bear, his warmth, his girth.I will happily accept bearing his birth.
I'd have stayed in this thread,but I have business tomorrow.Goodnight to all jiggers.The Jews' tax causes me sorrow.
>>723695958You got me there, you got me clever.Against you I cant compete, your rhymes are just better.
this game was fun, so I tried 2it sucked much ass, I got so jew'd.
>>723696203tooie was mid, but not a crimefor the REAL sequel, play jiggies of time.
Most of these rhyme really stink,The stench so bad, it spoils my drink!
>>723695068>>723695230Futa is gay and you are gayAnd that's all I came here to say
HEE HEE HEELOOK AT MEMISTER CHATGPTHE DOES IT FOR FREE
>>723696112|thread
>>723692626I can rhyme, it's easyBut there no rules about making each line flow well or following any rhythm I hope it makes you queasy
>>723696169The fuck is this shitGo fuck yourself, stupid bitch
>>723696169What the fuck? Nigga want to fuck the bear ahahaha
Why did Tooty go missing between game 1 and game 2?I kidnapped her ass and made her screwI can not lie, I love little TootyShe felt so good when I raped her booty
im sick of troons and their tooie slanderthe levels in banjo kazooie were blander
>>723696959That didn't rhyme you dumb fucking jewblow yer head smoove off all the way through
>>723696553>>723696959Those two anons must've been suicidalThey got their wish, their hearts are now idle
>>723695068>>723695230Um... Based.
>>723696758>>723696959STUPID FOOLS, BEING BAITED BY FAGSYOU FORGOT THE RULES, NOW YOU"LL DIE TO HAGS
>>723694914>>723695374Based and zased.
>>723692626The end boss board game was really something else,I wish some other game I liked took it for itself,Not a kiddy platformer but something unexpected,Even if Call of Duty did it I would have to respect it
>>723697001They should've started the second gamewith the spell taking out this character so lameinstead of Bottles, kill off the sistereither way, nobody will miss her!
I've never played Banjo KazooieBut I thought it'd be funny to say Banjo Jewie
>>723697342Shit and bitch are nearly rhymes just imperfectShould I really be punished for such a small defect
Toby is a faggot, the new Pokemon is midI'm buying an Anya toy, then cumming and posting the vid
This thread just reminded me of another reason to hate TooieThey made Grunty stop talking in rhyme, an absolutely wicked crime
>>723697831A horse fucker, self-proclaimed terrorToo stupid to notice a typographical error!
>>723697532the game show boss kind of suckedI skipped her lines and now Im fucked
>>723697426She'll lift up her tail and show her eggmakerI'll jam my tongue in, that's sure to shake herWhen I'm done she'll even give me a JiggyMy oral so good she'll become a paypiggyBut even if she ain't got the dough,I'll ride her ass hard and give her a showKazooie I love and that ain't a jokeShe can lay eggs on my face, I'll bathe in her yolkAlso I hate that Grunty doesn't rhyme her words in Tooie,Fucking gay dogshit sequel to Kazooie
>>723692626the idea for this thread was okay, but how it turned out was really gay
>>723698510What did you expect? OP is a fagThere was only one way this would end you dumb cunt rag
>>723698510It's always the furries, I fucking hate themA cancerous group we need to permanently condemn
>>723698690That's too nice a fate, no, grab them by the zipperand toss their furnigger ass straight through a woodchipper
>>723695068Fuck yes, willingly will I do thatTo be fucked by cock green and fat
>>723694053I will now partakeObserve, This number I pullWoe and behold, 8
>>723699046Nice try, Anon, no really you triedIt's too bad that luck was not on your sideLucky for me I have talent you seefor my post will assuredly end in 3
>>723699116A fools errand for which we both strive, impossible to quite reach for the number we dive.I cry, though regardless of this situation of mine. With my soul, I reach for my 9
Imagine if all women spoke with rhyme, maybe they'd speak less and not waste my time
Rose are red violets are blue I pulled my pants down and took a big poo
>>723699216Are you insane? They'd speak a lot moreYou'd constantly be trying to shut up the whore
>>723699192Perhaps our luck is down in the pits, cuz three rolls we're in and we've only had shits.Thinking long and thinking true, let's roll the dice and hope for a 2
>>723694914>cloacussyheinousniggers tongue my anus
With a wave of my finger and a flick of my dick, one zap from me should get you quick, so get on your knees to suck and blow, but not right now I've got to go!
i never played banjo kazooie but if they rhymed all the time the game must be kinda poopy
>>723698975Now this post right here I have to sayIs truly, literally, fucking gay
>>723699427That rhyme is weak and stupid and sucksB&K was based and holy shit it still fucks
>>723699427its only the hag who speaks in these riddlesplay banjo kazooie or your kids will get diddled
I was okay with LGBTP until you added the plusRemind me of when I was pipin' a femboy and his bussy started bleeding with pus
Came in here this morning, oh wow what a fun thread,But playing the game on the switch? i'd rather be dead
>>723692626Ugh whatever
>>723699927Kill yourself now you inbred sowOr come back and rhyme if you've got the time
>>723699992I'm not black
>>723700103Oh yeah, supposedly white Anon?What games you play while I'm fuckin your mom?
>>723699428A master of observation we have hereBut where it be her cock or pussyIf seductive Gruntilda is near,Taking or giving, I'm not fussy.
>>723692626Fuck you Grunty you don't make the rulesWhen I look at your warty ass and cooch my cock drools
Whether it's Yooka-Laylee or Yooka-Replaylee,they tried to clone Banjo but Playtonic failee!The levels are ugly and have no soul,the missions are bad and the characters are dull!The Impossible Lair, it might seem unfair,but it's really no better, this team isn't Rare!The controls are weightless and Laylee's a pest,the Lair will put your patience to the test!Banjo might be gone, but we died with grace!I'd rather be dead than always fall flat on my face!NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
>>723693010Yugi my boy, you're quite a fool.Just watch these 9s; the dubs are my tool!
I JUST WOKE UP, at 10AMBEING A GAMER IS MY JAMESPECIALLY IN WEALTHY YUROPBECAUSE I DONT HAVE TO GET A JOB(scantily clad blonde scandinavian 19yr olds beatboxing in the background while drink my 3rd morning coffee on my porch)
>I JUST WOKE UP, at 10AM>BEING A GAMER IS MY JAM>ESPECIALLY IN WEALTHY YUROP>BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TO GET A JOB>(scantily clad blonde scandinavian 19yr olds beatboxing in the background while drink my 3rd morning coffee on my porch)
>>723701943This is queer. I hate this.But I still want to give this a kiss...
Going to bed would really hit but I've got to take a shit
>>723703739up all night, perhaps a nap?nah, Id rather chill and fap
>>723699427perhaps banjo-tooie is more your speedgrunty's sisters force her rhymes to cede
>>723692626Banjo was never good. If you think otherwise, you must be in the hood!
>>723692626pee pee poo poohow do you doedging to grunty's glutesmakes my balls rather blueso I've a proposal for youjump on my cock you filthy jewmustard on the beat, it is true
>>723692626"WITHOUT A RHYME"Finally, it's death time.
>>723703040Imagine the cuddles after the frottingbut to the legions of virgins, is where I'm belonging
