>"WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!">"Ok Kratos you win, I'll try it your way and be a better ma- *bone snapping sounds* ACK!"
God, you people are so unfunny
>>723726360I laughed at the greentext.
>>723726196he said this i remember
>>723726196you literally just typed up some gay fan fiction as a "joke"ironic gay fan fiction is still gay fan fiction. you're a faggot
>>723726360>Unironically expecting a white man to be funny
>>723726196Kids games these days are getting pretty graphic
>>723726196this really from the game?
>>723726975we must make better threads
>>723726975we must be madder men
>>723726196He said that. I was there.
>>723724969
>>723726360WE MUST BECOME FUNNIER MEN
>>723727050This is a hell of a post b.
>>723726975MOOOOOOOOOOODS we must make better threads.
Why I prep my wife, not the bull, a 4:09 experience by a better chef.
>>723727428
>>723724969haha man...
>>723724969LmaoNice thread, op.
>>723727578say it anon. say this:>you must become... banned men.
>>723727538lmaoooooooo
>>723727113Can you reply to this so we know you're still unsmitten? Thx
When will God of War come to the Switch 2?
>>723727578You quoted me twice. Is there something you want to tell us?
>>723726975>the Gilette representative has arrived
>>723727950how am i supposed to know what you look like without an image attached to your post?
>>723726754/dbs/cacos are repressed homosexuals, who knew?
>>723728125I'm openly homosexual to show my support for BIPOC lives though
>>723726196My dad walked in during this scene and said: "What the fuck happened to Kratos?"
I'm enjoying a nice nature walk while shit posting.
>>723724969do you really have nothing better to do than spam the same shit all day every day for months?
>>723728592Answer the question you fascist.
Everyone in this thread would shit themselves if they had to spend one day in their "ideal" masculine world.
>>723727538lmao
>>723728646Why are you so angry over people sincerely wanting to be better?
>>723728705nah, it's mostly just your autistic asssee, all your dumb shit got deleted again
>>723727950>thread still up>captured by archivekek!
>>723728814It's an ironic meme because the way Kratos is depicted infuriates you. Despite not fitting the traditional masculine mold you idolize it even though traditional masculinity says you are a bad person for being so weak and lame.
>>723728878>admits to massreporting>actually I banned you specificallyThis circle of revenge must stop. Be a better man and let go of your pointless grudge.
getting mixed messages on this whole "being better men" thing
>>723729062That sounds like an awful lot of projection. Take a chill pill now or else *ominous growl*
>>723728646Ideal masculine world? You need to be better you filthy CHUD, masculinity is gross, we live in a post masculine world now, it's 2025,i thought we all knew that, I'll have you know I fully support feminism, the matriarchy, pegging and female ceos. #thefutureisfemale #IMWITHHER #metoo #mybodymychoice
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS!Destroy this thread any my wife is yours!
>>723728646methinks you're taking memes too seriously
>>723728878You pathetic chudcel, I'm unstoppable, it takes me 3 minutes to ban evade and come back online and teach my fellow anons how to be better men, you worse men can just seethe about it, I will keep respecting women and their choice to ride the cock carousel BECAUSE HER PAST IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS BE BETTER
>>723729308Kekarooooo
>>723728646>>723729062this. one might say, these dumb shitposters need to become... hmm, what was it, it's on the tip of my tongue...
>TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE>*pauses deltarune and looks behind him*>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT
How many BIBISIs does janny suck everyday?
We must be better posters
FOOOOR MY WIFE'S NON BINARY BLAX THEY/THEMAAARRRRHGGHGGGH
Why did so many posts get deleted itt?
>>723729938they failed to become better man
>>723729938Jannies are worse trannies
>>723729938they weren't good enoughwe must be better
>>723730006Indeed
>>723730164the funny thing is, these things would be much worse in a matriarchy
>>723729938anon got wiped for being a worseman
>>723729938CHADnitors are sick of you autistic freaks
>>723730296I tried my best... But it wasn't good enough. I will be... BETTER
>>723730275doesn't need to be a matriarchy to replace the current system where if a man cries it's funny and male suicide is barely taken seriously
>>723730316They do it for free, like you
>>723730374I don’t think you realize just how much worse it could get
we must be wigger menwe must ban all toxic "chan" websiteswe must implement Digital ID and tag, track and trace everythingwe must throw the Xbox 360 controller across the room when we get teabagged in halo 3 after a long day of connivingwiggertopia is just around the corner
>>723727118>>723730164I love these edits
>>723730316xomrade , this is not the way... we must not bootlick the fascist 4chudcel moderation team, we must be better xomrades
>TYRONE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN STRICTLY LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA EVERYTIME YOU FUCK MY WIFE. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN TO IT WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE EVEN WHEN I WASN'T AROUND.>OH MY GODDESS. DO YOU REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND? THE POINT OF IT ALL? DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING AT ALL? TYRONE! THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN ME, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY STUPID WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE. THIS ACTION, MY SUBMISSION AND YOUR DOMINATION, YOUR BULLING, IT IS NOT JUST AN ACTION BORN FROM A FETISH, TYRONE. IT TRANSCENDS ALL MATERIALISTIC REASONS. IT IS THE FULFILLMENT OF A PROMISE, TYRONE. THE PROMISE THAT EVERY WHITE PERSON NEEDS TO MAKE TO ATONE FOR THEIR SINS. IT IS ATONEMENT, TYRONE. CAN'T YOU SEE? HERE WE BECOME REDEEMED. BY ALLOWING YOUR SPERM TO INSIMINATE THE TOXIC WHITE EGGS OF MY WIFE, THEY BECOME PURIFIED, AND I, AS THE KEK, BECOME THE ENABLER OF THIS PURIFICATION PROCESS, IT'S OVERSEER, IT'S GUARDIAN, AS IT WERE, TYRONE. ALL OF THIS IS SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE WE KNOW GOD DOESNT EXIST SO IT MUST BE SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY? APPARENTLY YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE BECAUSE YOU CANT SEE HOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE KEY TO THIS RITUAL. IT HAS PROFOUND MEANING TYONRE, AND YOU SHIT ALL OVER IT WHENEVER YOU FUCK MY WIFE WITHOUT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING. YOU KNOW WHAT, TYRONE? I'M STARTING TO THINK MY ANCESTORS WERE RIGHT IN ENSLAVING YOU; THAT THE CIVIL WAR WAS WON BY THE WRONG SIDE. I FEEL AS IF MAYBE MY GREAT GREAT GRAND-FATHER WAS CORRECT IN FIGHTING TO KEEP YOU DUMB NIGGERS ENSLAVED, TYRONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SEEMS TO PROVE THAT YOU DO DESERVE TO BE ENSLAVED. IT'D BE MUCH EASIER TO FORCE YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF YOU HAD NO RIGHTS. AT LEAST WE WOULDN'T NEED TO KEEP LISTENING TO THAT AWFUL SHIT THAT IS "Touched" FROM MBV'S LOVELESS
>>723730452things can always get worse, doesn't mean we shouldn't strive to improve
>>723730316Making fun of autism? You ableist peace of CHUD trash, DO BETTER
>You've made much progress in your journey Arthur, but I must ask you to be better still.>The next time Tyrone pleasures your wife, do not merely stand by.>Lower your pants and present for him also.>Do this and you will have not only the blessing of a god, but also his respect.
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!>C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S>...>what>What?>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.*Smashes steamdeck running disco elysium against wall in fit of anger*>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE DISCO ELYSIUM CONVENTION! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT DISCO ELYSIUM FEST? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
we have had this thread already today, more than oncedo you really think about this meme all day?
>>723730531What's with all these jefre cantu leitmotif in all of these schizo babbles?
>>723731180they are making it happen and you are not ;)
Thread theme songBetter music for bettermen™https://youtu.be/m5vHmo2hqDw?si=kogH98ofjxjTPhbb
>>723731362Making what happen? Huh?
I fucking hate beards.
>>723731105I always think about being a better man.
>>723731497what rat have to do with this?
>>723729938>check archives>all posts 1 minute apart>all posts were deleted at the same timeGuess
>>723729502He didnt say that
>>723731629That is no mere rat. Tis a gluttonous beast cursed with never ending hunger
>>723731105Being a better man isn't about the destination, it's the Neverending journey. You can always have more black stepsons, prep more BVLLS, be Kinder, have more empathy, please learn and become better.
>>723731629it’s a better man, it drops more humanity than a human
>We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse queer children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back.>#NewsomAOC2028 #MovingForward #RestoringDemocracy #HealingTogether
>the irony has completely consumed their minds and now they just wander the boards, repeating the same posts all night
>>723731814He did I was there I swear on my mother's life
>>723732032Powerful
The joke is posting it over and over.
GOOOOODS Wheres my wife's BVLLLLLLL
>>723731828feed it pinecones
>>723724969Why is this taking off as a meme? The game has been out for AGES.
>>723732618discord sisters spamming
Ahem. It's okay to be a masculine man.
>>723732846This, so much this, strong men protect themselves, stronger men protect others, we aren't step fathers, but fathers that stepped up. #positivemasculinity
>>723732270Why pinecones?
>>723730275We ARE living in a matriarchy.
>>723728646Oh yeah, as opposed to watching my wife get BBC'd? No thanks
>>723733516>The pine cone symbol is one of the most mysterious emblems found in ancient and modern art and architecture. Few scholars realize it, but the pine cone alludes to the highest degree of spiritual illumination possible. This was recognized by various ancient cultures, and the symbol can be found in the ruins of the Indonesians, Babylonians, Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, and Christians, to name a few. It also appears in the drawings of esoteric traditions like Freemasonry, Theosophy, Gnosticism, and esoteric Christianity. The pine cone held the same meaning for all: It symbolized a secret vestigial organ, the “pineal gland” or “Third Eye”, that we all possess.it's woke
>>723726360No no, kratos yelling at Minos to be a better man while his wife gets gaped by a breeding bull is funny
>>723729502I remember that, funny scene, not sure if it was serious or just playing up the jokes.
>>723728646Zamn this post struck some nerves KEK
>>723726893>racismBe better
>>723727806>no replyStruck down by the hand of the almighty janny
>we must be better men>that's why I'll continue doing the bidding of people who just want to gain power (Freya) and murdering people who just wanted to be freed from a curse they were put under (Baldur) while continuing to slaughter everyone in my path>BUT I AM LE BETTER MAN
>Reports your postsWhy is he like this?
>>723735308I'm still standing bitch
Baldur did nothing wrong.
>>723729062So much this. Thank you for imparting your wisdom, grand wizard better man, I can only hope one day to be so enlightened and purged from testosterone, which is a toxin.
>>723735613Small penis syndrome, makes him an insecure right wing fascist who lashes out and suppresses minorities, he needs to be better
>>723730560i think the point is that what these people are trying to replace "the patriarchy" with, is going to lead to much worse outcomes for men.
>>723732618kratos vs asura death battle, where kratos taught asura how to be a better man
>>723729938It was just the guy spamming reported.
>>723735726Men are so gay, holy shit. You don't see women doing this.
Why are Liberals so into watching their women fuck foreign subhumans?
>>723735726Is this the beginning of some kind of gay nordic orgy?
>>723736204Fucking lmao alright
ATREUS PUT AWAY THE MARGERINE WE MUST BE BUTTER MEN
>>723724969What about better women too?
This thread is autosaged
Jannies are worse men.Be better men, janny.
>>723737445we must be better bumped
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