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Why the fuck are you still giving Valve money for TF2? How do you justify this shit?
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kek
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>>723785421
>human ears
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>>723785421
Steamies are cucks, why else
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600 wit MINIMUM to find this one

How’s the Leo training going boys?
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Doto soon, bros.
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>>723785581
Awful, I got nothing, I'll fail again
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>>723785509
>steam le bad because [modern game practices]
Now imagine if Games For Windows Live was the gold standard, kek. It would have been a million times worse.
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>>723785509
sir do not redeem
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>>723785762
>>723785765
>It's good when my daddy does it tehee
lel you little whores
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>find something in the workshop made by fans
>HOW COULD THE COMPANY DO THIS TO ME?

anon i could draw the scout giving birth right now, valve didn't make me do this, i did

or rather you did
blame yourself
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>>723785581
I’m probably going to use good old Goldshi, Wedding Mayano and either Rudolf or Grass for the third spot. I have no luck with making good parents so I don’t have much hope, I’m just hoarding carat for Kitasan/the anniversary.
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>>723785421
Which uma would Scout get along with?
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>>723785878
My problem isn't the fact it exists, but the fact that Valve is plaguing my copy of TF2 with shitty bloatware content made by a literal digital mafia of smug passive aggressive two faced faggots, who deliberately shit on the artstyle of a video game they actively make money off of by manipulating the Steam Workshop with their tranny discord.
>wow crying about the emporium i bet you're a zesty fan
I don't need to listen to a YouTuber to recognise that this year's Scream Fortress has been hot dogshit.
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>>723786108
Calstone and Bakushin are probably in the same wavelength as him in terms of running fast and being a brainlet, specially the former
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>>723786120
>My problem isn't the fact it exists, but the fact that Valve is plaguing my copy of TF2 with shitty bloatware content made by a literal digital mafia of smug passive aggressive two faced faggots
While true, why not post some of the shitty stuff that actually made it in the game? By dishonestly finding the most attention grabbingly "cringey" thing you can find that ISN'T in the game, you are actively hurting your own argument, you could show something that is actual badly made shitty fanfare referential dogshit that Valve allowed, but you chose what looks like a shitpost item that won't make it in

If I wanted to accuse someone of murder I could have all the evidence in the world that they actually, factually killed a guy. But if I walk into that court going "your judgeness, here's a picture I drew of the accused diddling my asshole" they'd laugh me out of there, even if he DID kill a guy
Post what you mean, not what gets you the most engagement
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>>723785739
…No taurus Aces?
Golshi + Pace Oguri is easy, Tachyon or really any strong pace with an innate heal can be good and then put maestro on them too for two gold heals. Oguri is the strongest due to triumphant pulse which comes into play in the final stretch, giving her the edge to pass fronts.

Dominator is REALLY strong and everyone is spamming the shit out of it, reasonably so because it’s the main way to kill Smaru and let your pace or END closer win. And on that note, Golshi is still really strong!

Basic bitch EZ win comp is
Oguri, two dominator lates (all they need is dominator but you could put other debuffs on them, not intended to win).
Or do Oguri + 1 dominator late + a golshi.

Red shift and shooting on your pace and end, and Golshi also gets pumping iron. Go home specialist wont work because there’s no downhills here, but one maestro should be enough for golshi.

Run a 4 speed 2 stam deck and inherit power sparks, or a 4 speed 1 stam 1 power with mixed sparks, or power with stam sparks, etc. And medium S is mandatory. So go borrow a parent with a fuck ton of medium sparks. Turf S doesnt hurt but it’s not as important here.

If you’re trying to build a front really it’s the same as last time, but they need medium S max speed too due to all the dominator speed debuffs. Professor of Curvature also seems stronger than normal, so not bad to have too.
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>>723786478
As for why Golshi is strong it’s her innate. It allows her to move up the front of the pack where the pace chasers are and then her acceleration goes crazy in the spurt. You DONT need straightaway spurt for this one, it’s useless. Iron is most important, red shift and shooting to victory are 2nd most important, and as a bonus inherit triumphant pulse too if you can. Around 800 stamina and Maestro should be enough, even less will be fine but there’s lots of debuffers out and she might be hit due to her unique causing her to move out of the back position. Asides from paces, Golshi is the only one Ive seen pass Smaru. Maybe a Taishin could do it if she didnt get BLOCKED
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>>723786156
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I BAKUSHIN.
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>>723786478
>>723786607
Wow thanks a lot, my Taurus Aces are pretty bad and barely won Group B, so I have to redo them since everyone is stronger, I'll give this all a read but so far I wanted to run Creek but I don't have her Potential 5 yet, so meanwhile I've been doing Oguri and Rudolf, I don't know which Late skills to give the latter since I don't have Ticket's card but apparently your Late being good is bad because she won't proc Dominator as often
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>unironically had a dream where I pulled sky last night
it's so over, i'm no longer seiunless. I'm a seiunlet
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>>723786750
I made a “good” late and she IS proccing dominator most of the time. The problem is she’s stuck too far back and cant catch up with the fronts, and she has max speed and great power. I feel lates are kinda screwed. Ryan probably is the strongest due to her innate pumping iron being strong and a decent potential 5 for this stage. Really for late you get dominator and the same stuff as youd put on golshi: Pumping iron, red shift, shooting to victory, swinging maestro, professor of curvature, and triumphant pulse if you can get that too lol. But iron and redshift are the two you must get for lates and ends.

Im going to try remaking my late with overkill power and skimping on stamina to see if that gives her an edge. But they seem to be the odd ones out and are at a disadvantage to the strong fronts, paces, and ends. Cancer was definitely a late chad race. This one lates are the dominators which is extremely useful. As runners they’re not very good, but you can try and they might get lucky. Dont skimp on power and obviously you need max speed and medium S…just giving advice for A rank, but this will allow you to destroy B fags.
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>>723787056
Someone in a previous thread said they had a dream where they pulled both marus but “no intent to roll anytime soon”. He seemed disoriented by it, this game man
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>>723785421
what in the fuck
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>>723787069
I'll try that as well, I think the only way I can get Red Shift right now is from grandpa sparks since I have neither Maruzensky nor Ryan at 3 stars (can't make a parent) so I can only borrow 1
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>>723787169
Nta, that was me, of course I was disoriented it was like 5 AM. I still don't know if I should act on it, I might throw a tenner at Doto
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>>723787169
You guys still dream?
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>>723787184
Just grandparent her in if you can. Shooting to victory is just as good, but slightly more strict to proc. Ideally you wanna grab all of them but grandparent in what you can. Ive been doing that and I get them pretty consistently. Good luck toreinas.
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>>723787563
I want to do the Pantsu Dantsu with her.
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>>723787563
She should be wearing a cow print bikini
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Reminder: If no Doto, we riot.
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>>723785421
Is this the TF2 thread or the Umamu thread?
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My last rolls were terrible I need doto
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>>723787761
We can share bro
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>>723785421
I haven't bought any cosmetics in TF2 since the Grordbort Pack, and that was because I thought it was a soft pilot for an entirely new game that they were gauging interest for.
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>>723787761
Uma thread from the looks of it but you can post Team Fortress if you want, some people seem to buy into the disguise
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>>723787780
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>>723785509
>but you can buy YOUR games from YOUR own home on YOUR Microsoft Windows XP computer
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>>723787761
>>723787862
OP here, it was meant to be a TF2 thread but I welcome umafriends.
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>>723787780
Kill yourself
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>>723787563
>Offers cheese for breakfast
>Offers cheese for lunch
Does she offer cheese for dinner as well?
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>>723785509
>Renting instead of owning games
It's fascinating that you thirdies think this is a big deal. There exist methods to delete steam integration within a game file, just do that and then create a backup of the game on a drive somewhere. Boom, you own it forever, you're just too retarded.
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>>723787954
Ah sorry OP, we're at war with a janny so half of our threads are "hidden" in a way that makes them look like yours
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>>723787954
I feel like such a fag for never getting into TF2
>played old computer games as a kid
>never really got into online games
>finally got back into PC gaming ten years ago and even then i’d be late to the party
Now it just feels way too late to get into it but maybe Im wrong. Im hesitant to play anymore “endless” games like that as Ive got a ton with a beginning and end Ive been meaning to play. If I find a game that is “comfy” then it sadly just keeps me playing and Im more reluctant to try new things. Ive played some competitive games and there’s just no end to it. You either keep getting better or fall behind and be content with your shitterdom. Also the idea of cheaters would piss me off.
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91731519

Someone bring a debuffer. I need to know if I'm a third-rate trainer with fourth-rate stamina.
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>>723788265
It's still fun, but the matchmaker sucks dick so you'll have to fight with it here and there. There are good community servers running the vanilla experience but they're not populated 24/7.
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>>723788348
I only have a dominator debuffer ready, I’ll sit it out. If you change your mind I can release da CHUD
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>>723788357
I just feel like I’d be a fish out of water. People have been playing that game forever and know it like the back of their hand. Im a complete newb, it would take years to get on their level.
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>>723788502
just play some 24/7 2fort servers until you get your wings and go from there
nobody worth listening to takes the game seriously enough to really care if you don't know every map or weapon by heart
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>>723787563
Jobber Flame
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>>723788502
There are a lot of newbs who freshly install the game, this isn't quake where people are going around the map showing insane skills. Sure at first you will lose a bit but that's the nature of online multiplayer games, would've happened if you started playing in 2009 too. I started in 2021 and it didn't take me long to get ok, now I'm at 1,400 hours.
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>>723788643
Agnes Tumblron
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>>723785421
as funny as these OPs can get considering the circumstances it's also taking me a bit more time to fucking find these as this continue on like this
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>>723788872
Well anon, this was actually intended to be a TF2 thread, see >>723787954
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>>723788348
>everyone's asleep
Unsurprising, yet still unfortunate.
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>>723788348
I'll bring two and a shitty ace if you don't mind.
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>>723785509
Your drm is all hardware sided you dumb consoloid
We can bypass ours in 10 seconds, you bypass yours and you can't ever use your internet on that console again
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>>723789139
I'll take anyone at this time of night, honestly.
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>>723788348
7/9. Starting in five.
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>>723785509
they did not like this post, wew
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>run 4 speed 2 pow
>Manage 1200 speed
>run 4 speed 2 stam
>cant get above 1000 speed
>run *5* speed 1 stam
>cant get above 1100 speed

??????
Its the same horse and the same blue spark proportions and even with no infirmary turns
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>>723788348
My Wedding Gun finally ran the way she's supposed to.
Summer hag in distant 4th place.
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>>723789687

>cant get above 1000 speed
This run didnt even put me above 900 speed...
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Am I the only one waiting for tachyon's lab event to unfuck my parent sparks?
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>>723789785
mambo
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>>723787563
ffffuck
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>>723789828
mambo to you too, mambro
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>>723789739
Build of that Rudolf?
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>>723786264
what the fuck are you saying dude? He explains it clearly, the cosmetics that are chosen by the "community" is actually a circle jerk of gay discord idiots blowing each other, and if you don't blow them hard by letting them slap their names on YOUR skin/model, you don't even have a chance to be seen
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>>723789739
>gassed out at the end
I'm not sure if I should be relieved that my fatty managed second in a lobby with two Natures and a bride Mayano, or if this is simply a sign of my impending doom in Leo. It feels impossible to hit "safe" stamina thresholds while still being able to outrun the hag.
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>>723789785
I have a bunch of good 2* parents as well.
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>>723789785
I'm waiting for Tachyon's lab coat
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>>723789881
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>>723789881
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>>723789971
>>723789981
Fuck, that looks good, what cards/sparks? I don't think I'm ever getting something like that. You people are always making so many better Umas than me, it feels pointless
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>>723790032
Full stam sparks
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>>723790278
>LB3 Kitasan
>Eishin
It's over for me
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>>723789893
I don't think pacers outrun her, without help, if she hits her skills. I've seen 850+1 gas in lobbies with 2 NN so I'd always want the two heals
You get the help from your debuffer(s) obviously, but also if there's only one FR, they won't build up distance vs the pacers as was the case here. Maru also needs to hit ALL of GW, both heals and Angling wit checks, or loses regardless. In this race there was only one FR and she failed the Angling wit. She also had LS but I doubt that mattered much with no other FR.
Mayano had a great final stretch though
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>>723787563
actual ushi musume
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barely passed the wit check. anyway, had a conversation in the previous thread. Long story short, in 200 pulls, is it feasibke to get 1LB wit Nature, and then 1LB power Rice?
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>>723788643
For as cool as it looks, Her biggest win was only a singular G1, that being Satsuki Sho (id argue Tachyons bigger achievemrnt was over like 2000 horses he sired). saying that Tachyon is the "Phantom Tripple Crown winner" sounds like the ultimate giga-cope
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>>723789886
but the cosmetics that are chosen by the community don't necessarily make it into the game, they might, it's certainly a deciding factor, but OP is directly complaining about Valve, not the community
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>>723788502
half of the lobby in a tf2 game is completely worthless and will do nothing but run forward, die, and occasionally taunt
very few people care about winning
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>>723787563
this is fucking with my head, she's supposed to be laying the dress on top to measure it up? but her bust is pushing against it like it's pulling tight, the shirt is rolling like it's tucked into the dress like it's being worn by a smaller person, the sleeves are somehow behind the tits and look like her wrists are coming out of them
Or is there just a disjointed pair of boobs floating inside the dress?

This is eye mess
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>>723790032
Its okay anon, we'll make it, even if slower than other anons
This is what my best Vodka looks like and pretty much the only viable A rank I have because other two are literally no stamina, she isn't much especially for Leo but she won be a second place in B finale so that counts for something
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>>723785509
>no refunds past 2 hours
This hasnt been the case for years
>until steam bans you acc or devs ban you from playing the game
something something dont say nigger nigger nigger
how did steam normalize battle passes? Kinda curious about this one
And forced updates have been a thing for as long as people have been playing online
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>>723791297
it's sloppa, of course it doesn't make sense
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When are they adding automation
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Leave Umamusume to me.
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>>723789785
I wish I could unfuck my IRL parent sparks...
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>>723791297
>>723787563
This is a great representation of what AI does, it detects patterns and then repeats them to give off the perception of conscious thought
>Feed it a ton of images of girls and dresses, in many the tits are pressed against the top so include that
>Move a few pixels to where the shoulder is, hmm, sleeve goes there
>Sleeve has fleshy thing next to it, fleshy thing should come out of sleeve
>But the sleeve isn't ON the fleshy thing? DOESN'T MATTER
>Hand goes *throws dart* there, pepper in fingers in vague proximity of that
>Move down to shirt, it should tuck into skirt
>But it's in front of the body, not on it? Uhhh ok, uhhhh, draw body, more fleshy stuff, a curve goes somewhere there, combine it with the leg somehow
It's like a game of visual broken telephone
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im presuming i should swap Hishi Amazon for some stamina card? the best i got is 1lb Manhattan Cafe SR or MLB McQueen though
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>>723792237
>>723791297
Is it AI, or is it just a horny artist that wanted to draw a girl with no clothes on but also having clothes clinging to her body?
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>>723792394
i think its ai, and i honestly dont care. gets my peenus weenus hard, so i like it. 'imple as.
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>>723790864
>Her biggest win was one of the three biggest and most sought after race wins in the sport
No point trying to minimize the achievement, anon. Sure it's a very easy thing for people to claim that he "would have won the other two triple crown races had he completed". Obviously that is massive speculation and wishful thinking. However, the manner in which he won his four races was utterly dominant and this showed no sign of changing. It is pretty darn likely that he would have won the Derby and Kikuka should as well based on the evidence available
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#SaveTransFortress2
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>>723792601
boy you sure are mad
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>>723792394
>he can't tell AI apart from real art
pff, get a load of this NPC
beep beep boop boop when are you due for an oil change?
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>>723792528
>It is pretty darn likely that he would have won the Derby and Kikuka
you said it yourself
>Obviously that is massive speculation and wishful thinking.
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>>723788265
TF2’s popularity is so enduring precisely because it’s so casual and low investment. I bought the game 17 years ago and am expressly giving you my permission to try it. The game is still very fun.
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The hell was that all about?
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>>723792789
Again, simply judge it by how dominant his wins were
Obviously you can never take things like injuries on the day or freak incidents happening which fucks his race up but on paper he would have been the overwhelming favourite to win both
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>>723792881
Marvelous Sunday showed her umamade horrors beyond her comprehension
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>>723792881
True horror
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Winning races is for losers, 2nd place is where it's at
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>>723792789
That was the general feeling around Tachyon at the time, anon. It isn't Uma Musume fans gassing her up. The general Japanese horse racing Fanbase generally thought this about Horse Tachyon.
It's why her winning in such a crazy, dominant fashion to the point where it mindfucks Pokke for the whole rest of the film is one of the main plot points of the movie. Tachyon is pretty much the horse embodiment of "Unfulfilled Potential due to Circumstances outside of their control". She's Uma Aryton Senna
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>>723793126
>mile races with mile C
Is this what terminal parent grinding does to a man?
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>>723794009
Biwa is forced to do two miles in her career (one being make debut, second being Asahi Hai). I do admit I gambled on winning NHK, and she almost did
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Good luck today guys
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How long until Manhattan cafe.
How long must I wait
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>>723794568
Actually:
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>>723794964
december
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>>723785421
Why am I on the losing team with fresh installs 90% of the time and why do I have to sweat my balls off if I want to win
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>>723788265
TF2 is the opposite of these compfaggot games, like at least 90% of any given server is just chilling while playing casually and not giving much of a fuck about winning or losing, people afk constantly, can and regularly leave the server for any reason, use shitty loadouts and even just fuck around with taunts for the funny
being a new player isn't even that bad because every server seems to have a bunch of mouthbreathing bottomscoring retards constantly so you can always have at least a few people on a level similar to you even while there's better players in the same server
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>>723794568
based!
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>watching the news
>Saw something about epstein
>notices that he has the same W mouth as doto actually
what the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>723795518
1. Nothing wrong with you.
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>>723792881
Marvy has powers.
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>>723785509
Good morning saaaaaaaar!
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>>723794568
Holy fucking based
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>>723785421
>Why the fuck are you still giving Valve money for TF2?
Who the fuck pays valve for anything TF2 related? Legitimately let me know who. Nobody that still plays TF2 buys anything from the ManCo store because you can get it instantly for a fraction of the price on third party websites.
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>>723795636
does epstein actually has a w face?
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>>723795518
fixed
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>>723796002
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watched Umayon today. why do so many people who joke about how Grass Wonder is american never actually say anything about her rapping in one of the episodes
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>>723796250
>rapist horse
>raps
what does Cygames mean by this?
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>>723796002
kys
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>>723796250
Umayon and Umayuru are the only times I fell for le "Japanese humor", I actually laffed a good couple of times
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Valve was founded by ex Microsoft millionaires with the sole end goal of creating some sort of online vidya store from day 1. The games made along the way, steam sales, pr shilling were just mere side effects. The valve you are all witnessing today is Gabe Jewell's true face. He was never interested in video games as an art or hobby of some sorts, just business and social aspects. Now that he conquered the industry he is using all the funds he took from you retards to fund his other business ventures such as yachts. If he gave even the slightest shit he would develop games that aren't just demos or child gambling casino slop. Bad news he was always a soulless jew no different than his Microsoft colleagues.
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>>723796250
few people have actually watched umayon, I bet most anons don't know that's where Teio's gifs come from
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>>723796373
>The valve you are all witnessing today is Gabe Jewell's true face.
he wanted to provide the best customer experience possible as well as to spread pc gaming to more form factors and markets and wants to support freedom with linux?
i guess he really is a good guy after all
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>>723796480
>best customer experience
Steam is extremely anti customer, what the fuck are you talking about
>bare minimum linux support
Only because Jewell is paranoid about one day steam may get cucked by Windows OS. Can't let his main income get threatened not that anyone will give a shit about linux in the next 20 years. He doesn't give a shit about your fake freedoms retard.
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>>723785509
>Always online drm
Steam has offline mode

>Launchers
Valve is not responsible for the low quality launchers of other companies.Epic Launcher is especially bad.

>Third party programs spying
The whole internet tracks you. Stop using Gmail and Google.

>Renting instead of owning games
I own my games on Steam but can't resell them. Neither can GOG Users. Buying anything digital you don't really own it unless you can resell it. Ownership died when physical games died.

>No refunds past 2 hours
Without EU Law steam would have no refunds whatsoever

>Lootboxes
True

>Battle passes
That's Fortnite

>Microtransaction
That's Bethesda with their horse armor

>Forced updates
I am sorry, but nobody cares about Windows 7 users.
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>>723796250
Grass is actually pretty good, surprised she even accepted doing this instead of traditional folklore Japanese songs
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>>723796373
The final nail in the coffin was in 2014 when they went from a gaming company to a service distributor company or something along these lines. This event was followed by a good majority of their writers and some devs leaving Valve.
Back to the present, the results are evident. One single player game in 15 years, a failed attempt to port csgo to source engine 2 and Deadlock, who still has no actual release date.
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>>723796729
>Steam is extremely anti customer, what the fuck are you talking about
>best refund terms on the market
>drm so light it's bypassed by replacing a single file smaller than 1MB

>schizobabble
everything you use in your daily life has been made with self interest in mind yet it benefits you
but you're a deranged retard that needs to be contrarian
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>>723796729
>Steam is extremely anti customer, what the fuck are you talking about
in what way?
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Umayuru actually made me want to pull for Kris S and Gimlet (decided to go for Sirius way before thatl
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Is this a good deck for my full Debuffer end-closer Wedding Maya? I have no idea what I’m doing.
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>>723797180
Kris S seems too fucking edgy for me imho
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>>>/vg/
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>>723797272
>>>/reddit/
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>>723797272
We are talking about TF2
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>>723797080
>steam is good when you crack
that does not help your case anon
why even feed gabe jewell at that point
just pirate
>Was forced to implement 2 hour refund policy after they lost court to eu like the manchildren they are by refusing to show the minimum ethics or decency towards their paying customers
Of course, they didn't want to lose an entire continent worth of customers with high purchasing power
I believe you are retarded and nothing will go through you though
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>>723797210
Can you even win the URA Finals with this
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>>723797180
to be fair, ive no idea how she is in game, i just liked how she was in Umayuru
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>>723797529
I am gambling on my full speed inheritance
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So what's up with those TF2 Classic mods from a while back? Is it only the OG unpatched weapons or does it count the added ones up to a big patch/nerf/buff before they got broken?
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>>723796250
For me it's Opera's episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8&list=RD2IYQs4RmeZ8&start_radio=1
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>>723785421
I don't put money into TF2 anymore.
I'm just getting the halloween packages then returning back to playing on the /v/an every once in a while.
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>>723797467
steam is so good it even helps non paying customers and paying customers can turn their copies into offline ones in seconds
let me guess, your derangement comes from a consolecuck mindset where you fundamentally don't understand what digital licences are?
>just pirate
i want to pay for my games and steam is the reason pc gaming even exists

>>Was forced to implement 2 hour refund policy after they lost court to eu like the manchildren they are by refusing to show the minimum ethics or decency towards their paying customers
yet sony and nintendo still don't even let you try games at all? and you can't return opened physical games
so when are you going to cry about them when they were historically more dominant?
the answer is you won't because you're a consolenigger posting from your phone
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>>723788265
Yeah like the other anons said, TF2 is a pretty casual game.
It does have a very high skill ceiling if you really want to sweat, but it's mostly for your own satisfaction if you do that, and for the ability to destroy everyone else in public servers if you really sweat it out. Since normal lobbies aren't ranked in any way (or if they are, the ranking is extremely subtle and lenient), each team usually has 1-2 great players carrying at the top, a few decent players making the bulk of the team and always at least several bumling retards or meme playstyle goofs contributing almost nothing to the team. So you'll fit in right from the beginning as a fresh install and eventually you'll just get better at carrying servers if you actually care about playing better.
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>>723797210
end closer maya is supposed to be a hybrid ace that just happens to have Mystifying Murmur, you don't go full debuffer because Nice Nature does a much better job at it
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>>723785421
That's not real is it?
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Is this a TF2 thread or Uma thread?
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>>723796373
Valve was founded by Gabe Newell and Mike Harrington because Microsoft refused to become a digital distributor (Meaning something like modern steam where you rent seek from entire industry for providing links to a CDN).
This was in like 1990s, before most of the steam drones were born.
Also valve was always a pretty naughty boy even back then. Betraying their business partner Sierra, almost got bankrupted by them in a lawsuit too. The fact this cutthroat company managed to achieve such a good PR should tell you that with good shilling everything is possible in this world. You can be devil itself and fool sheep that you are God.
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>>723798039
Yes.
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>>723792394
>Is it AI
Do you know how many fingers a person normally has?
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danchou doesn't know I'm playing a different game right now
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>>723797618
TF2 Classic is basically its own game/gamemode, most servers add a lot of their own custom weapons, there's four teams, there's two civillian-based gamemodes, etc. I think the original vision was just "TF2 before it got bloated" but that's no longer the case.
There's a revert mod though that undoes a lot of patches to weapons over time, so you can have an experience of e.g. 2014 TF2. It doesn't actually remove weapons but it can undo a lot of nerfs of buffs (though usually most weapons have a single revert version, at most two I think, so it's not a perfect time machine for those few weapons that have been significantly rebalanced multiple times).
If you really want to play without unlockable weapons you can just use a server whitelist.
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>>723796373
>Valve was founded by ex Microsoft millionaires with the sole end goal of creating some sort of online vidya store from day 1.
Then why was their first game, half-life sold exclusively via the (now) old fashioned means of a physical cd distributed by a publisher?
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>>723798039
We are sharing like bros
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>>723797713
>i want to pay for my games
fuck off shill
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>>723797652
She is such a fucking narcissist it's great.
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>>723798171
I'm sure he knows
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It's Taiki Tuesday!
And what a perfect day it is for Doto to come out, might I add.
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That's going to have to be good enough because I simply do not feel like doing another S.Maru run.
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there are like less than 9 days left for Leo, what's the point? I don't have a single Ace, why bother?
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>>723785421
I absolutely do not, I play TF2C whenever I am in a TF2 mood because of there being no microtransactions.
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Fuck off with your Uma Musume generals.
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>>723798324
>I'm sure he knows
Yeah, but which one?
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>>723798039
Y not both?

Which class would Calstone Light play?
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>>723798345
Imagine.................
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>>723798421
Scout for sure.
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>>723798421
My wife would play Quake instead of this zoomerslop
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Rather than spending on gacha, you fags should spend money on fixing Doto's stable.
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>>723798224
Newfag, no one bought games from internet back then and constant updates weren't a thing. It took until HL2 forcing steam down your throat for online shop garbage to be normalized.
Also Sierra was that publisher you are talking about.
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>>723798345
>>723798430
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>>723798374
>Low stam
>no mid race skills
>witlet
Back to the mines
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>>723797618
The problem is no one can agree on what the ideal version of the game is. Most people agree that release tf2 was the soldier/demo dicksucking bullshit where pyro might as well have not existed for how bad he was.

Truth is this perfect golden age never actually existed. We're talking about a game where the best and worst additions to engineer happened in the same update. Which is why a lot of these "Classic TF2" mods end up creating this never-actually-existed version of the game where Engineer can move buildings but doesn't have wrangler or gunslinger.
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>>723798418
not a general
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>>723798386
Plus 3 days for sign ups. Don't be a drama queen and start building shit
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>>723798516
Is the English link up yet? Is there more Umas than just Doto there?
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>>723798531
>Newfag, no one bought games from internet back then and constant updates weren't a thing. It took until HL2 forcing steam down your throat for online shop garbage to be normalized.
That's precisely what I'm saying dumbass.
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>>723798421
drinks bonk, runs in a straight line to the enemy base team, dies, checks how far she made it this time and repeats, gets kicked by her team
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>>723798550
Suck my fucking cock.
I even did 2-3 extra races including the summer one where she gets extra skill points and that's still all I could afford so fucking kill yourself.
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>>723798585
https://readyfor.jp/projects/northern-lake
3 more days. Still JP for now. Maybe they'll put up eng link later.
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>>723798386
I accepted a long time ago that I won't be able to make anything of worth for the CM for a good while after, I simply throw what umas I got into the grinder and get my pity carrats
I got WASHED in open league Taurus
I got second in open league Gemini B finale
I got second in graded league Cancer B finale

It also helps that I realized that the rewards aren't really worth the investment into them, so its all for the bragging rights and nothing more
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>>723798585
Will we have time to get the Kitasan uncap?
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>>723797967
No. OP went into the workshop and grabbed a random entry to get mad at.
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>>723798594
Don't think that japanese one is up yet, fundraiser is starting on 24th of october, so soonish
I'm not too worried as japs can probably fund it on their own, but I'll throw in a tenner for good measure
t.haven't spent a dime on Umamusume
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Hey /v/, I've played TF2 for years and love the mechanics of rocket jumping a whole lot. I was contemplating making a collectathon style 3d platformer with mechanics based around rocket jumping and I wanted to get opinions how easy or feasable it is on using a traditional controller. I'd want to simplify it down a bit, maybe removing the need to hold crouch and simply giving the player crouching knockback at all times for their own rockets and giving them the c-tapping "boost" by default. I even have a few progressive skills in mind to help train newer players on the art
>generous self-damage reduction (Gunboats) early on
>a skill to slow down time when in air as training wheels for jumping and chains or combos
>complete self-damage immunity later on, a Rocket Jumper that still damages enemies
so the act of playing on controller is a little easier. I still can't decide on how to mitigate the need to snap and turn around to fire on command. I've thought of a rear fire button option, maybe an input that rotates the camera faster when held.
Thoughts?
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Why is there some Chinese gacha shit in a TF2 thread? Don’t you have a whole board for this crap?
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>>723785421
Why are workshoppers/Emporium creators so talentless? Everything they make is either
>Item already in the game but worse
>Reference to something else (It's literally just their hat)
>FOTM trash nobody would actually wear like OP
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>>723798668
Enjoy your group B retard.
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>>723797876
Good thing I asked. I actually wanted to run Summer Maruzinsky and Oguri Cap as my two aces. Wouldn’t I lose a lot more if I have two aces and one hybrid?
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>>723798672
Wrong quote >>723798594
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Creek...
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>>723798863
Hey pornposting faggot, you are not welcome in Uma, go back to BA or ZZZ or some other shit we actually talk about the game
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>>723798815
Not sure if this is bait or pasta but people have unironically made working setups for jumping on a controller, usually using some degree of scripting for e.g. crouch + jump + fire on one button and a combination of gyro aim and that snap look joystick mode (i.e. press the stick backwards and your character instantly turns 180*)
There is also no reason to play a collectathon 3d platformer on controller
Also if you're trying to make it simpler just remove ctaps, if every jump has "the ctap boost" by default then it's not an interesting mechanic
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Congrats, you horse faggots have already become more obnoxious than the /v/hu faggots in record time
But of course generals are allowed when its gachashit
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>>723785509
Why do wincels seethe at Valve when microcuck do things?
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>>723798730
Half-anni missions will be divided in 3 parts and you only get the SSR ticket in part 3, this month we only have part 1. Then the uncap item comes after part 3
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>>723798815
I've played on PC so much that I can't even begin to imagine how you could make it work with a controller
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Don't post porn, post Norn.
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>TF2 has a general on /vg/
>They insist on bringing it here instead of their dedicated board
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I feel bad for the remaining TF2bros, this thread wasn't really hijacked right? Wonder how much of a cesspool it is nowadays
>t. used to play, dropped around the Jungle update almost sure sold most of my strangers and hats
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>>723798991
We are not a general and we get targeted more by jannies than any other game, seethe
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>>723798629
I don't get your point if there was any.
But the fact remains valve's main purpose was to become the digital distributors (rent seekers) that microsoft refused to do at that time because it was fucking 90s with shit internet speeds. After HL's success they immediately forced steam on everyone with HL2, started to get as much other people's games as possible in steam and spam steam sales to pull people into their ecosystem. This was all done in 2000s. By 2010s valve stopped doing good sales and just went full milking mode because by then everyone had large steam game libraries and no one would dare leave steam as all the games were there. While the few senior employees at valve jacked off all day with their 7 figure salaries that is if they didn't get fired.
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>>723798991
If we can make a normal thread without janny having his melty we would've already did so.
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>>723799082
No, that's still Touhou
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>>723799146
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>>723799146
Fucking kek
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>complaining about steam
>tf2
>uma
Another one for the history books
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To be fair, some of the umaposters are pretty obnoxious
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Is this worth pot 5ing Ryan for?
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>>723798405
Is the TF2C still completely infested with 14 year old discord addicts? I loved it back when the community had a bunch of oldheads hanging around
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>>723799374
As expected of a cultural phenomenon.
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How are the older, goofier game modes these days? I remember playing a ton of Dodgeball maps and TF2Ware way back then, are community servers really dead dead?
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>>723799442
You just triggered the schizo spambot with this
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>>723799404
Umalator says yes, way better than On Your Left apparently
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>>723799528
I'm still always finding community servers but some gamemodes really are more dead than others, sadly
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>>723798815
>I still can't decide on how to mitigate the need to snap and turn around to fire on command. I've thought of a rear fire button option, maybe an input that rotates the camera faster when held.
I liked how Left 4 Dead handled like this. Tapping a shoulder button would make you very quickly face in the opposite direction.
I think you're on the right track by removing the need to crouch jump if you're trying to make a game designed for a dual analog controller. I recommend you also use one of the triggers or shoulders as the jump button so your players never have to remove their right thumb from the right analog stick.

I don't think you should give players training wheel mechanics, however. You should use level and enemy design to naturally encourage your players to get good.
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>>723799374
bros... are we the baddies?
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>>723799404
It's triggers fairly often but it boosts target speed which has particularities depending on when your uma has entered her final spurt meaning it can end up doing nothing.
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>>723799404
Yes
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>>723799620
Nah, you guys are okay.
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>>723799374
/v/ma isn't THAT bad
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>>723799404
It would be quite good on this track I would think
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>>723799661
Ahem as they say, a few rotten apples spoil the bunch
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>>723799620
>>723799659
They seem like some of the more well-adjusted gacha players out there.
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The Evil Wonder I used in Taurus doesn't even have Hesitant Fronts, neither does my Nattie. I really have to redo my entire fucking team. I still don't know if I should do Double Dom or Dom + Murmur, the hag doesn't seem as insane and hard to beat as Falcon tho
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So is Smaru top tier or not?
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>>723799620
sometimes i think, "damn, maybe we do have a little too many threads" then i look at the catalog and see the daily blue archive, fire emblem, senran kagura and a dozen low quality OPs and realize that we're a net positive because at least we talk about fucking videogames
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>>723798868
What you see is exactly how big companies have evolved their buisness practices into modern jewery.
>have product
>not the only ones who can produce product, so let's use our strength in numbers to scare off competitors and make our product the only viable one
>any outsider has to play by our rules if they want in the club
>so now that we're the only ones who get items added in it's free money; even if you aren't buying the hats outright you'll buy the keys and unbox, we still profit
>because revenue is basically guaranteed we don't see the need to improve, so we'll cut time and effort for the same return= more profit
And now we're here.
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>>723799820
you get more stamina instead so you can just use maestro
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>>723799820
>SSR McQueen has Cooldown
>SSR Vodka has BOFA
>URA also sometimes gives BOFA
>New Daiwa card has Race Planner but that only works for Pacers
Choose your poison
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>>723799820
You're not. Or you could use Creek + Vodka support cards to get Maestro + Fresh Air. You have one of those so you can borrow the other, right?
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>>723799862
Not to mention the million Pokemon threads over the past couple of days.
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>>723799862
That's why that janny hates us so much.
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>we have umamusume at home
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>>723798287
Narcissistic isn't quite right as she actually really fucking cares for her rivals and wants to make them look good too. She's got main character syndrome and craves attention but she's still pretty personable
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>>723798258
so you hate steam because they make you pay like literally every business on the planet?
glad you managed to distill your wall of buzzwords into this myopic, unsustainable, low iq position
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>>723799906
Cooldown doesn't work on this track
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>>723799947
>>723799906
I have Vodka and I even have her LB1 but using a power card and going 4 speed 1 stam 1 power sounds less than ideal
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>>723798418
I hope you are also telling all the Pokémon threads to go back to their Pokémon board, anon. You've got to be an equal opportunities autist
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>>723800000
HOLY NUMBERS. WITNESSED
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>>723798345
Sorry Taiki but I have a new Uma Cow to enjoy
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>>723800000
quintnuke
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>>723799608
I remember the ps3 CS:GO port having a dedicated 180 button but it also being dependent if you're moving or not, can't quite recall it
>>723799862
it's been rancid for the past weeks, I've lost count having over 40+ threads filtered and hidden for a good while now
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>>723799993
>Craves attention
>Melts when she gets actual compliments or so I heard
One day, Opera, one day...
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>>723800000
quints confirm
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>>723799840
She's top tier but she isn't an insta win and she's like the hardest top tier to build
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>>723798936
Assuming they're built correctly, having more aces is better because these races still have RNG that can rape your one star ace (late start, rushed, BROCKED, etc.)
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>>723800039
Goldship has 20/10 Stamina/Power growth, if your Speed cards have Power bonus it'll be a good setup, maybe you'll want to use Stamina focused legacies but whatever. Just try it first
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>>723799991
>Literal AI slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPNFzBhWZr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6TZQ9mjptw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPXapTu0ZuQ
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>>723798672
I heard they're aiming for $100k. Cyjws should take responsibility desu
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>>723800149
always thought her being a glass cannon was like fan fic tier from the comics
>t. tourist
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>Everyone talks about how necessary inherited ults are
>Look inside
>Its all slight to moderate increase in somethingorother
Am I missing something? Does the game lie to me? Or is slight increase in this and that more important than I thought?
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>>723800000
even gets can't save you this time shill
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>>723785421
I've considered many times spending money on this insane retarded shit because I'm an autistic medic main that loves to see number go up. But I don't, it's too much, and the game is too old at this point, and they should just make warpaints work on ANY weapon, JUST DO IT NOW PLEASE, like the Loose Cannon
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>>723800501
You need to play her career and unlock her hotspring scene for that full display.
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>>723800540
explain how you would get games if no one paid for them
because you're trying to spread your retarded position without understanding its ramifications
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>>723800469
For uma whales it's kinda low. Nips alone can easily clear the threshold in a day. Last time Nice Nature got a 35th birthday donation they asked for 20 million yen and ended up with 32 million.
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>>723800501
Based on a few screenshots from hot springs scene I saw, she MIGHT actually be a glass cannon, which is supported by irl Opera being actually FUCKING DESPISED by the public for some reason, like poor thing got shaved by an angry fan(this is what her fun fact about a major change in hairstyle is a reference to) and I think had rocks thrown at him at some point, which would translate to game Opera genuinely not being used to actual praise
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>plan on saving for giga banner
>think about it
>actually have no idea who to spark for
if everything goes as planned i'll have about 220 pulls by the time the banner comes. should i do 200 pulls there and spark whoever didnt spook me? is that a reasonable idea?
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>>723799404
Ryan is one of the best if not the best parent for late surgers right now, so you might as well max her out.
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>>723800674
Stop posting lewd sloppa shit, we are guests in this thread, fucking behave
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>>723800741
What is wrong with you?
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>>723800516
0.2 acceleration at the right time is good since there aren't many consistent acceleration skills
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>>723800674
>shimakaze neicha
cute!
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>>723800741
based
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>>723800516
Inherited ults are simply nerfed to almost half (or even worse if it says very slightly) effectiveness, but they can be worthwhile as late-race boosts since we don't have many strong ones, or due to when exactly they will activate if you pass the wit check like Acceleration as soon as the Last Spurt starts while everyone else is starting to accelerate. I do think the Umalator undervalues some skills but I don't know enough of the math or windows to say for sure
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>>723800665
>off topic nonsense
explain why you are deepthroating valve as champion of freedom and america despite dozens of TRVKE itt exposing valve's origins stupid clown
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>>723798981
I'll look up some of those scripts, thanks
>There is also no reason to play a collectathon 3d platformer on controller
I think first person shooters are better on kb+m but this game will primarilly be 3rd person with the ability to jump into 1st person for this particular rocket launcher character. I want to design it with controllers in mind, but I'm not against a full kb+m control scheme, with that rocket jumping I don't have to really contemplate handling it.
Good point about ctapping, I could just give players the air strafing and distance it gives along with the A-D tapping innately.
I might even do a pogo challenge in the game if this tests well.
>>723799608
Oh right, like a full 180 or so camera flip on input. That actually sounds super useful, not just for the jumper but in the game overall.
I don't want this game to be baby modern Mario difficulty, but I do want to give newer players the ability to learn without heavy punishment or hand holding. Gunboat/RJumper passives will help anyone at any skill level, a seasoned player can hop around the map constrained only by their clip size and reloading, but a player who has little familiarity with jumoing could use a "bullet time" like slowdown when in midsir to time their jumps better. It would be a slow down in the purest sense of the word, EVERYTHING is slower including the player and their actions, so it doesn't give any other major benifite and the skill could just be turned off when needed.
I don't know how many games use rocketjumping these days, I don't play Overwatch or Vallorant and I don't think I've seen RJing in a pure platformer before, so i think the training wheels might be super helpful.
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>>723800674
Neicha always seems to be getting exploited in some way
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Do not argue with steam shills. It's waste of time.
Just drop truth nukes and move on.
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>>723800983
Nattie...you broke my sternum....
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>>723800608
Oh I love stranges so much. I live them more than unusuals, and I think weapon skins are a blight on TF2. You don't need more visual clutter on the weapon in the same way you cam fuck up your merc's color scheme with painted hats.
That said Stranges, as little as they do, are still doing something. I myself want some stranges that are too expensive to justify their purchase, a strange Original should not be as expensive as it is. And I'm guessing a Strange non-professional Kritz is like 50 cent cheaper?
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>>723800796
I'm showing /v/posters that we are different from other gachaniggers
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>>723800741
Just like how you're a guest in this website, has it ever occured to you that you overstayed your welcome?
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Does any card give dominator for a debuffer neicha?
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>>723801338
You can only get Tether, but SR Tachyon gives it. I think the Rudolph R card does too.
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>>723801000
valve being successful is the reason you even have piracy you fucking moron
that's why your position is myopic
valve offers a better service than sony, microsoft, nintendo, epic, ea, ubisoft etc but you live in this retarded little world where you think that valve being dethroned would mean things improving
peak fucking derangement
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>>723801338
In the game right now? No
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How much stam do you need if you only have a single gold recovery?
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>>723801338
The only way to use dominator right now is through Tachyon, Rudolf and Wonder
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>can never build Pace Chasers on medium/long because only have LB1 event Spe and can't borrow her due to only having LB1 Kitasan
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>>723801245
By complaining and whining?
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>>723801429
Around 900 to 1000
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>>723801443
Bro? They just gave us a bad Power card that has a chance to give you a Gold recovery skill for Pace Chasers?
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>>723800741
I agree with you, but only on the AI part
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>>723801238
Strange non professional Kritz is just like 10 bucks cheaper than the cheapest pro Kritz. I was asking for Warpaints because it made expensive as shit stranges be more affordable, since I only care about tracking numbers, not having a collector piece
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>>723801505
>bad Power card
Exactly. I can't afford to use that shit.
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>>723800000
image getting fucking owned in the uma thread how could you even keep on living

>>723800516
The thing about ults (inherited or not) are that they guaranteed to active if you meet the conditions. How many late rate acceleration skills are there? Are you really going to gamble on corner conniseur when redshift is there?
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New day time.
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>Tf2 thread
>look inside
>horses
As tribute, i demand you post your favorite uma with a hat. Those are my terms and conditions horsebros
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tick tock fukutards...
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>>723800983
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>>723801429
900+ and still somewhat risky based on prior races. Higher, less risk.
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>>723801424
Of course a newtoddler thinks valve saved pc gaming
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>>723801668
Does a crown counts as a hat?
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>>723801424
>valve being successful is the reason you even have piracy you fucking moron
Did your favorite e-celeb told you that?
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>>723801668
Niggers are too retarded to read, they are probably the braincels that this thread is poking fun at who see thing they recognize, howl like gobbons and whip out their credit cards.
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>>723801668
Have a Taiki Shuttle.
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>>723801668
NE-
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>>723801668
It's actually a hybrid thread
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>>723801668
my FUARKING HERO
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>>723801668
Look how elegant she is
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>>723801668
The way they have to poke holes in them for their ears to pass through looks so stupid, i love it
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>>723801424
>valve being successful is the reason you even have piracy you fucking moron
we're pretending nobody was able to pirate games before 2003 now?
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>>723801668
Have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8yOsn8D52Y
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>valve cultists
>gacha troons
perfect combination
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>>723801736
but that's a bird, anon
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>>723801668
We have a song about horses wearing hats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzRmdQioIQU
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>no one posted MAMBO for hat
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>>723801736
>>723801781
>>723801819
>>723801820
>>723801831
>>723801856
>>723801863
>>723801891
Yes, this is acceptable. You are granted asylum
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>>723801892
Good morning saar
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87301149
CM leo test
bring 1-2
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>>723801668
Mambo!
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>>723801959
>muh aquajeet
literally 1 falseflagger
get over it already
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>>723801676
you weren't alive for limited activations and games for windows live and it shows

>>723801864
and how was pc gaming during the ps3 and early ps4 era? not fucking great, valve was the only player that was invested in it
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What's the most expensive item in your inventory? This is Kill a watt btw
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>>723801424
I love Valve's games, but they've been at the forefront of all of the most predatory business practices in the video game industry.
>online DRM
>microtransactions
>disguising a storefront as a social network
>real money gambling mechanics

Ultimately, their influence on the video games industry has been a net negative. Steam is very convenient, but it's also adware.
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>>723801676
By giving a convenient platform to sell and promote their games, also including forums etc., yes, yes they did
You have to remember, PC gaming was dead at the time Steam came up, with consoles easily overtaking it and big boys being utterly focused on the console audience, while indie games were few and far between
Steam gave them a platform to thrive in as it was much cheaper than making their own website and then hoping that someone stumbles upon it
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>>723801864
Fallout 1 and 2 on burned CDs. Good times
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>Doto has shit potential skills
I was told she was good?
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>>723801756
I respect your grind anon, just have to ask, haven't you gotten bored of baiting random people? I only do it to people I know nowadays because it's way more fun.
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>>723801950
We need more Mambros.
March can't come soon enough.
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>>723802092
Doto is THE waifu pick, anon, she was never stated to be good, she was always mid
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>>723802031
>and how was pc gaming during the ps3 and early ps4 era? not fucking great, valve was the only player that was invested in it
And Blizzard, Maxis, Lionhead, Paradox, id Software...
Please stop pretending that you know shit about fuck.
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>>723802092
Ult is good
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>>723802082
>forums
confirmed shill
every single real person knows steam forums are useless garbage
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crashing this thread
with no survivors
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>>723802049
Theyve fucked up and done bad, but a net negative? I don't know about that.
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>>723802045
I have no idea. I assume my sam and max items. TF2 went to shit when it nerfed the axetinguisher. I saw a bunch other nerfs to items that didn't need it either. Modern TF2 players are fucking shit anyway, I saw people saying the Kunai is good. I'm far past my fps prime anyway, too old to play sniper on the teeq anymore.
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>>723802208
NTA but the forums have helped me a lot with troubleshooting and quick tips for a specific game. They are quite non-intrusive as well I don't see the problem
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>>723802096
>you are against me? you are baiting bro
nice bait
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>>723802241
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>Who stopped picking cotton? I want names!
How did Valve get away with this one?
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>>723802241
What are her stats? Any G1 wins?
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>>723801964
4/9
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>>723802295
>sam and max items
That's probably it, most tf2 collab items are from games you can't even get anymore, I wish I had Max's severed head and the Poker Night items
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>>723802401
10 raced, 10 won
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>>723802092
She is good, not meta defining like seiun or mari, not amazing like oguri
I'd put her right above fuji kiseki in terms of usefulness
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I am tired of steam shills
I blame the faggot mods. who themselves shill ninteᥒd𐐬 and valve relentlessly
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>>723801668
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This is the first successful hybrid thread I've ever seen on this site wtf
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Stop right there anon, hand over your fan report NOW.
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>>723802393
It was a different time...
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>The last words of your sorry mouth will be WHITE POWER and they will be loud!
Really Valve?
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>>723802251
It's my honest opinion. I don't think they've left the video game industry in a better state than it was before they had a monopoly on digital PC games distribution and made online DRM the norm. I say this as a huge fan of Half-Life, Counter-Strike, Portal and Team Fortress.
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>>723802178
>games physically too complex for consoles
>lionhead when they only released one pc game in the last two generations
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GabeN did nothing wrong
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>>723802547
I... What a minute, I'm in /v/mapyoi!
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>>723802412
It's funny, I also remember buying sleeping dogs on a whim because it had TF2 items and it ended up being a really fun game. I was even using the desu ex scrap ammo shotgun as soon as it came out, way before all the buffs it got to be easy mode.


Gotta save my carats for support cards and Tamamo Cross.
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* CAM ON POST SOME FACKING RACES *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
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>>723802208
NTA, i had some good interactions there from time to time back in the day. but after theyve added points and clown awards, it all went to shit, reviews included
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>>723802412
>>723802295
I don't know if anyone else here likes Sam and Max like I do but fuck me I wish I could get a Max's Severed Head or a Lugermorph for the cheap.
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>>723802049
>valve's games
this is about valve's store
no one is going to argue about their games being mistreated but it's a fact you're not finding a better game store anywhere else
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>>723802535
Truly, Uma (at the moment) and TF2 have the best threads on /v/
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>>723785421
Chat is this real?
I'll 100% play the game if it is.
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>>723802528
(((Human)))
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>>723802427
>it's real
holy... tachyon if she wasn't a fraud
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>>723801964
7/9
JOIN JOIN JOIN
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>>723802705
Even the reseller keys are expensive as shit, it's over for us...
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>>723802615
I dunno about that!
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Uma reference??
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>>723802784
No
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>>723801007
>Oh right, like a full 180 or so camera flip on input. That actually sounds super useful, not just for the jumper but in the game overall.
Like I said there's binds for this for joysticks, so you flick the joystick and you turn by that amount, which doesn't have to be 180*. E.g. you can flick the joystick right and turn 90* to the right, or any other angle

>I think first person shooters are better on kb+m but this game will primarilly be 3rd person with the ability to jump into 1st person for this particular rocket launcher character. I want to design it with controllers in mind, but I'm not against a full kb+m control scheme, with that rocket jumping I don't have to really contemplate handling it.
The thing is that actual authentic Source rocket jumping will never be fully doable on controller, because especially for advanced RJ parkour you need very precise control of your angle and rockets and timing which you cannot do without a mouse. You can get decent rocket jumps for normal gameplay but not anything you'd do in a jump map. But if you design your map to just be babby hopping from platform to platform it'll be boringly easy for anyone who actually knows how to jump with kb+m.
So I'd advise you to just build your own rocket jumping mechanic. A lot of TF2 mechanics are just emergent gameplay due to how Source works. If you're building it in another engine you don't have to copy it 1:1, in fact it would be quite difficult to copy the physics perfectly, so you should just come up with your own simplified mechanic that can work nicely on a controller. It doesn't have to be overwatch tier "press button for jump ability" but it should still be a lot simpler than authentic Source jank if you're targetting controllers as a primary device
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>>723802401
real name is Tokino Minoru. 10 wins out of 10 races, including 3 G1 races,
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>>723788265
>Im hesitant to play anymore “endless” games
STAY AWAY!!!!
you're gonna launch tf2 and then suddenly realize you're four years older and you've got nothing to show for it except some gay weapon skins
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>>723802763
You fundamentally do not understand what I'm talking about because you have never known video games without the existence of online storefronts.
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>>723802991
Damn Tazuna you old as hell, wanna test if you can still do the Umapyoi? haha
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>>723802931
neigh like this...
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>>723802649
>sleeping dogs
How is it? looks like gta but I don't know enough about it to try and give it a go
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>thought the racing anime game was actually horses racing
>Its just big titted women running on a track
wow
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>I want to become the best chestnut killer in all of Japan!
How did cygames get away with this?
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>>723803015
What about opening TF2 11 years ago?
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>both TF2 and horse game discussion in the same thread
This board can still be alright sometimes. Please don't let the Arthur Dog discover this one.
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>>723787780
>1 SSR in each
>terrible
Nigger
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>>723802906
I remember when people threw a shitfit about the unicorn balloon thing
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>>723803120
I'd nutchest Spe-chan if she had bigger tits and acted sluttier
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>>723803119
You can go watch the irl horses if you want anon, they all existed and all have kino or interesting stories/races
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>>723803097
there was yakuza zero that we could do...
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>3 months old gold ship dominates the race against new meta umas
KEK
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>>723792394
You can generally tell if an image is AI generated or not by the file size. For me, it being a perfect 500 by 1200 pixel ratio makes me believe it's AI.
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>>723803046
i did faggot
discs sucked
installers sucked
limited activations sucked
cd keys sucked
fundamentally there's no difference between the files being served to you via disc and via the internet except the latter is significantly more convenient and doesn't rely on availability
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Did Umamusume's English release end up creating any new Winning Post fans?
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>>723803015
i fucking love King fanarts like these
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>>723803164
There is only 1 Janny assmad about Uma, the rest of the mods seem to be cool after we talked in the IRC. The other guy just disregards all rules to go against Uma and nothing else
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>>723801964
What happened to Summer Maruzensky?
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Whaat do uma think of secrateriat?
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>>723803280
There's no difference except for the fundamental differences? Gotcha.
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Hmmm.....career today? Nah it can wait ~
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>>723803420
Give me Seiun you nigger
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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COUNTER SCORCH SHIT
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>>723803396
Filthy dirt piggiu
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>>723803396
The GOAT i can't wait for the eventual secretariat trainee. It has to happen one day.
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>>723803420
Wonder if Seiunlets will be saving up for her skill
>>723803485
Airblast :^)
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>>723803420
You still haven't finished that career you started 2 days ago, nigger
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>>723803406
yes, it's the same fucking game both ways but steam is actually better if you want to play those games and not show them off on reddit
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>>723803485
Kill the guy holding it or his friends.
Most pyros who use it are scrubs.
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>>723803583
Her alt outfit looks pretty bad, unless she is miles better or I get both and replace her outfit I don't think I'll be interested, step by step, first the original, I need her
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>People will waste their carats on fucking doto
Thanks for the free plat wins
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>>723803118
NTA, it's "fine" for a gta-like and how the guy has a double life between the triads and police force, but it felt like it fell apart halfway through my playthrough, it was pretty rough at parts for a so-called "Definitive Edition", most infuriating immersion breaking bugs were losing all audio while driving a boat(?), multiple peds spawning on air and I swear the radio was stuck between transitions from a song ending and their in-universe ads every time I switched stations, which is a shame because to this day I have a couple of the tracks in my playlist.
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>>723803653
You're kinda just proving to me more and more that you weren't playing PC games in the 2000s with this line of thought that the only reason people like to buy physical games is to show them off on Reddit.
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>>723803681
I swear those furry balloonicorn faggot Pyros are always the most annoying niggers in the server. They always get pocketed and can reflect, I end up getting owned
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>>723803583
was that supposed to be a lederhosen
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>>723803713
You're able to freely switch outfits of trainees you own in the future.
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>>723803739
I see, thanks a lot for the info anon
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>>723803715
Doto is love doto is life!
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>>723800729
bump. do yall also plan on doing it this way? pull on giga banner and spark an uma that didnt spook you?
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>>723803118
I don't know how it compares to modern GTA games, but it's a fun semi-open brawler/driving game with excellent location design and a good story. As long as you aren't looking for a hardcore experience I definitely recommend it.
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Have cyjews ever mentioned fixing the club chat? The way it currently works is giving me cancer.
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Is gassing out maru more reliable than dominator?
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>>723803948
Dominators is reliable, gassing with murmur depends, it can work against some f2p, but will likely never work on whales.
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>>723803909
Yes that's the idea spark your favorite and hope you got spooked by some you want
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>>723803715
I will get Doto in 1 roll (not even 10, just one). If it fail then Shiraoki isn't real
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>>723803943
Th*re's noofin g wrong with clup ch*t
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>>723803925
It regularly goes on sale and It looks like it has an interesting setting, so I'll probably get it now, same reasons I got Just Cause 3 for
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>Class 5 promotion range
>Class 6 demotion range
>Class 5 promotion range
>Class 6 demotion range
>Class 5 promotion range
>Class 6 demotion range
>Class 5 promotion range
>Class 6 demotion range
>Class 5 promotion range
>Class 6 demotion range
>Class 5 promotion range
>Class 6 demotion range
>Class 5 promotion range
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>723803858
I mostly see it on sale over on GoG for peanuts if you don't mind getting it there, I'd still give it a go if it's featured on a deep sale. Pic related had the play time inflated because I was mostly playing it thru calls so it counted a good number of hours while being minimized.
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>>723803118
Probably the best arcadey GTA clone despite the semi serious story
its focus on melee combat completely destroys every other gta, very tight mechanics and fun combos not to mention the executions
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>>723803767
i'll take the bait
functionally the only difference is that those physical copies can be sold or given away and that has nothing to do with actually playing games
distributing copies of them is as legal as pirating them and their only advantage back then was that internet speeds were slow as shit and that's no longer true
what's the advantage then?
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>>723804083
imagine if you actually get her though
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If you're not using pacekino your bloodline is weak and will not survive winter
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>>723804220
I'm sorry anon but all the best girls that I have are late surgers
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>>723804213
Nta, but I'll pretend I didn't just to punch a Fukubaby
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>>723803739

I've heard the definitive edition is actually worse preforming, as I've only played the original.

>>723803909
Probably not, as the Umas and outfits I really want aren't going to be out.
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how long until the fukutards get lynched?
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>>723804220
every tachyonGENIUS should be able to answer this one
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>>723804213
I have 0 carats left after maru so I can't pull for doto, the fukutard genocide will begin shortly
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>>723804220
I have LB1 event Spe how the fuck do you expect me to get two gold recoveries and not have dogshit stats when that's what I'm forced to use on medium/long pacers? I am literally locked out of training Pace Chasers until we are somehow given a way to get past event cards. If/when that ever happens.
So until then I'm an End/Frontchad.
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>>723804191
They don't require you to boot up a digital storefront any time that you want to play a video game.
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>>723804385
It's B because she jumped at the last moment for an epic ENTER
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>>723804386
>I have 0 carats left after maru so I can't pull for doto
I mean.... you CAN.... if you use THAT...
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>>723804385
its A because she was stationary?
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>>723804462
Dantsu Wife
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>>723804457
so you're upset over 500mb of ram use that you can bypass by goldberging all your singleplayer games?
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>>723804405
getting new Rice for swinging might be a nice start?
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>>723800000
WITNESSED
consolebabbies BTFO
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Is this TF2 thread or Uma musume thread?
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Shiraokism is a religion of peace, w-why would you genocide fukuposters
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>>723804571
Yes
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>>723804571
Both, enjoy
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>>723804571
I can be whatever you want me to be qtp
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>>723804571
this is the seethe at steam thread
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>>723804405
Daiwa's card has a gold pace recovery. Oguri and speewee have gourmand as a potential. That leaves BoFA and swinging maestro available too.
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If you love FKKTR so much, surely you will roll her full armor alt when Aoharu goes live?
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>>723803715
Shiraoki forbid people for trying to get characters they like
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>>723804152
No problem with GOG, actually I've been using them recently to buy the original Stalker games since they preserved them. However it wouldn't hurt them to put them on discount during sales, 20 dollars for those games seems excessive even if they are being preserved
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>>723804532
No, I just don't appreciate having to interact at all with a digital storefront to even run a video game that I bought from it. I preferred how Direct2Drive did things and how GOG is now doing things.
I'm well aware that Goldberg exists, but what I'm taking umbrage with is the reason it even has to exist in the first place.
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>>723804571
It's about to hit bump limit regardless so pick whichever you prefer
>>723804614
>S-Shiraokism is a religion of peace...
>I CURSE THOU, AND THOU'S CHILDREN, AND THOU'S CHILDREN'S CHILDREN; AND LO, SALVATION SHALL FOREVER BE OUTSIDE OF THINE GRASP
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>>723804697
Spe is shit and the contrarian in me makes me hate Oguri because she's popular.
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holy fuck this is the 4th time I've got the ticket with Special Week in NINE RUNS
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>>723804614
i wont harm fukucute
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How can human women compete?
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>>723804693
It's also the suck Steam's dick thread, apparently.
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>>723804818
By not being a neigha.
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>>723804786
Take the hint anon
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>>723804767
>I CURSE THOU, AND THOU'S CHILDREN, AND THOU'S CHILDREN'S CHILDREN; AND LO, SALVATION SHALL FOREVER BE OUTSIDE OF THINE GRASP
>7
pottery
>>723804702
dont we get like 50 free pulls there?
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>>723804773
Sounds like you should invest in Tachyontential or Daiwa Fatlet since they both have Race Planner as Potential skills
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GLUE FUKUTARDS. BEHEAD FUKUTARDS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A FUKUTARD INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM
DUNK A FUKUTARD BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY FUKUTARDS. DEFECATE IN A FUKUTARDS
FOOD. LAUNCH FUKUTARDS INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY FUKUTARDS IN A WOK. TOSS FUKUTARDS INTO ACTIVE
VOLCANOES. URINATE INTO A FUKUTARDS GAS TANK. JUDO THROW FUKUTARDS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
TWIST FUKUTARDS HEADS OFF. REPORT FUKUTARDS TO THE IRS. KARATE CHOP FUKUTARDS IN HALF. CURB
STOMP PREGNANT FUKUTARDS. TRAP FUKUTARDS IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH FUKUTARDS IN THE TRASH
COMPACTOR. LIQUEFY FUKUTARDS IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT FUKUTARDS. DISSECT FUKUTARDS. EXTERMINATE
FUKUTARDS IN THE GAS CHAMBER. STOMP FUKUTARD SKULLS WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. CREMATE
FUKUTARDS IN THE OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE FUKUTARDS. MANDATORY GUTS TRAINING FOR FUKUTARDS. GRIND
FUKUTARD FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN FUKUTARDS IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE.
VAPORIZE FUKUTARDS WITH A RAY GUN. KICK OLD FUKUTARDS DOWN THE STAIRS. FEED FUKUTARDS TO
ALLIGATORS. SLICE FUKUTARDS WITH A KATANA. OBLITERATE FUKUS. DROWN FUKUS. RUN OVER
FUKUS IN TRUCKS. CRACK A BOTTLE OPEN OVER AN FUKUS HEAD. USE FUKUS AS SHOOTING
PRACTICE. TOSS FUKU BABIES OFF BRIDGES. SNAP FRAIL FUKU LEGS. CRUSH SHIRAOKI'S
HEAD IN A HYDRAULIC PRESS. WATCH FUKUS KILL THEIR TRAINERS AND EAT THEM. WATCH
FUKUTARDS STAY STUCK IN THE OPEN B LEAGUE FOR 60,000 YEARS.
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I hate sashes.
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>>723804614
don't make me roll another 4 fukubro
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>>723804614
You have cursed me without Seiun and if we don't get Doto you will all be crucified
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>>723804702
All this Fukukitaru love yet I haven't seen a single attempt at building her for leo despite having medium A, she even has triple 7s
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>>723804974
GENOCIDED AGAIN
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>>723804974
Director, we should ban Boundary of Death
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>>723804757
well too bad, you're in the 0.1% of the market that's obsessed over petty shit, everyone else prefers one click downloads and installs
so why exactly are you upset over having to launch steam to download a game and then quarantine it in an archive when you love the added complexity of installers?
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>>723804918
Nah, the fuku that gets 50 pulls is the support card. The nearest trainee that gets free pulls is tamamo cross
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>>723805062
>she even has a grey recovery
i didnt build her because i didnt build anyone, technically. i just play every medium uma i have, and will auto-pick when thr CM comes around
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>>723804571
this thread is a refuge for those who find it
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>>723805146
I don't really want to continue this conversation. You're really unpleasant to talk to and obviously pretty stupid.
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I hate umas. They are retarded. Why would you want women instead of horses running? And I bet many of you umaiggers don't even know the history of horse racing
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>>723785421
I only use my Steam bucks to buy TF2 items these days.
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LANDINGUUU KIIIIISSUU
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>most beautiful horse gets the most beautiful alt
How can you compete against her?
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>>723805252
You mean kind of like how Grand Theft Auto players have never stolen a car or how Fifa players don't play sports? Damn. Crazy. What a wild point you just made.
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>>723804960
Damn son save some monies for the rest of us...
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>>723802959
Thank you.
I forgot to mention, I've played Splatoon with gyro controls for aiming precisely while using controller inputs for the rest. It was an adjustment but when I got the hang of it I didn't hate it.
Now that said yeah, it won't be in source and I'd be imitating the engine effects in my own, so honestly you're right and I'd probably be inventing more to make it comparible or "improving" the mechanics in my eyes.
Do you or anyone else ITT know of resources that state statistical data about the capabilities and units of force when it comes to knockback, the push force of the rockets, quantified control statistics about how the player can move when in air, etc? I'm a numbers guy and having that data to compare trajectory patterns to would help a bunch.
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>>723805252
>I bet many of you umaiggers don't even know the history of horse racing
This is the one thing you can't critize we are full blown keibafags that watch the actual races kek
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Mr. Hands solos the entirety of uma musume.
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>>723805348
...okay that is quite pretty
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>>723805252
Tell me about the history of horse racing anon. I alreay spend hours reading up on it since I began playing but please I want to know more.
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>>723805247
you're crying because steam doesn't provide a feature that only a tiny minority of the userbase gives a shit about that doesn't even save you any time in the long run and you want to upheave the whole fucking order over it
talk about being unpleasant, humble that fucking ego, we're not going to serve sóy milk just for you
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>>723805348
Thats not Nice Nature though?
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>>723805348
What's her personality beyond white woman that hates you
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>>723804614
Good fortune comes in many forms.
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>>723805478
Nice Nature is third-most beautiful :)
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>>723805397
my clubmate is named that btw
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>>723805462
I'm so sorry for saying mean things about your favorite brand.
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>>723804773
Special Week's G1 outfit is incredibly cute.
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>>723805531
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>>723805375
There have been some really autistic people analysing rocket jumps, so this may exist but I'm not sure how easy it is to find. However, the TF2 source is publicly available so if push comes to shove you could just read the original code.
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>>723805252
>Hey bro
>What
>I bet you I can reach that rock before you
>You're on
And thus horse racing was born.
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>bump limit
we made it to the finish line...time to celebrate
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>>723805252
the series made people interested in the sport and its history more than any other attempt in the past century
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I believe its time to plan the final solution for the fukutard question
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Now that we reached bump limit, how would you rate the hybrid thread? (specially curious about what non-umaposters think)
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>>723804786
alright run finished, definitely a highroll and Leo Ace
I have 345 points left, what else should I get her?
>PoC 306
>Firm Conditions 10% off
>non standard distance 10% off
>outer post proficiency 40% off
>medium straightaways 30% off
>focus 30% off
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>>723804571
As the OP, I can only answer yes.
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how can anyone hate this cute face of the franchise?
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>>723805769
Punchable face of the franchise
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>>723805717
Every time I've peeked into a horse girl thread, the posters are actually talking about a video game instead of sharing BNWO porn with each other.
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>>723805769
Needs bigger tits. And sluttier.
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This fucking retard is so sexy I just can't control it, what's more if she is like her irl counterpart when it comes to romance she would most definitely being very gentle and caring, if probably still dominant
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>>723805769
Chestnut racism.
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>>723785421
Just boomer dads like myself. Don't get upset because you don't have money.

Personally I don't open crates or anything on principle. I haven't given money to Valve in a while

Also, Steam still works on win7/8 even on fresh installs. To fix the new downloading patching mechanism, you just need VxKex to be an intermediate to fool Steam that you're Windows 10. It's just a wrapper for Vulkan/TCP iirc.
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>>723805625
your criticisms about steam can be distilled to vibes and being upset that valve doesn't pander to your retroon ways of installing games
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Reminder SHITboli POOdolf is a fraud who raced against farmers and plumbers, undefeated against jobbers and proud owner of a mickey mouse triple crown.
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>>723805709
we love our grays.
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>>723805723
i'd take PoC so you can keep up with the pack at the mid section, firm conditions and non standard distance are overkill at that point
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>>723805717
OP here, this thread was based and I have now downloaded the horse game. I'll never spend a penny on it but I'll give it a shot.
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>>723805921
>mickey mouse triple crown
Wtf that's actually cool as fuck??
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>>723805921
Sounds like Contrail
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Do both Spe's need Pot 5 this CM?
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>>723805921
>/sp/posting
YES CAM ON GOATS BRING IT HOME
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>>723805717
I disliked it. I don't have contempt for Uma fans but I don't like the game, and the fact that just posting cute/funny/ecchi is the norm means a lot of wading through bullshit in my eyes. Its distracting and they've posted so much. The OP clearly is calling out TF2 and Valve, the fact the hat was a Musume reference was incidental, clearly this was not designed to be a Musume thread UNLESS there's it has to be a stralth thread and there's something inside about the culture of the fanbase I'm not privy to, to me they just derailed the thread like Spiderman.
No sir, I did not like it. We have seperate threads for a reason.
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Prettiest Umas in no particular order
Gold Ship
Bakushin
McQueen
Curren
Rice
Who am I forgetting?
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>>723805961
Stick around the threads when we aren't being purged, the knowledge check is actually very high you need to know good strategy to succeed.
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>>723805897
Whatever you say, cool lowercase guy.
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>>723806009
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>>723805961
Nice mate, you are always welcome in Uma threads (if Janny doesn't kill them) to ask away any questions you have. Have a good one and take it easy, we have a ton of /v/ clubs as well
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>>723805849
>spoiler
huh I picture gentildonna being more like that instead
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>>723806046
Saxton Hale
Merasmus (Comic end)
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>>723806009
Not liking the game and people who play it is fine but if you look at the thread and other Uma threads it's 80% build discussion, saying it's only image dumping like other gachas is disingenuous as fuck
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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the track, we can blame Doto, we can blame our trainer, we can praise opera's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in T.M Opera O, the centurial overlord, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping Narita Top Road from stealing the triple crown for that matter. Not running like this. What do you think, /tug/?
#OperIN or #OperOUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
http://hiro.asks.jp/
https://jlingz.com
https://x.com/hirox246
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
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>>723806286
KEK
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>>723805995
Yes, both spe need their max potential to perform
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Leo test room
Cheking if i finally have something decent to use
Bring 3
76146648
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>>723805717
Enjoyable thread and had some good non-uma discussion too, hopefully the janny fucks off when doto comes out.
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>>723806286
Danchou... Please go to bed...
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This was painful to type out.
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>>723806526
>3
Who has 3 ready
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>>723806641
8 days left
21 borrows
tic toc
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>>723806046
Suzuka.
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>>723806240
I did not say I didnt like the players. I don't care how ontopic it was for Uma Musume, it was off topic for Valve and TF2, you lot invaded a thread just because horse reference was made and half of you probably did have the forsight to look in the thread to find the invaders succesfully having a conversation and thought "eh fuck it, we're already here."
I'll reiterate, I cam for TF2, so >>723805995
>>723805769
>>723804405
All have the same quality to me. I didn't come here for Uma Musume.
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>>723806715
Fuck off I already know I'm ngmi
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>>723806751
I love her so much
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>>723806757
This is very understandable desu, based anon.
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>>723806757
I guess you are right, but such is the nature of a "hybrid" thread, there was still quite a bit of TF2/Steam discussion
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>>723803795
And that's where the humble shotgun comes in. I always carry one when I'm playing soldier for this reason.
If you're a demo, you should already have 8 stickies out before you find yourself in that kind of situation.
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>>723785421
FUCKING HELL I MISS THE THREAD AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Team Fortress 2 is a multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed and published by Valve Corporation. It features two teams of players competing in various objective-based game modes. Each team consists of nine distinct character classes, each with unique weapons and abilities. The game is known for its stylized cartoon-like visuals, class-based gameplay, and emphasis on teamwork. It was originally released in 2007 and continues to receive periodic updates and community-created content.
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>>723806834
Gross. You clearly don't.
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Summer Spe's growth of 10Sta/10Pow/10Gts is miserable

I can't fucking get her to 1200 speed even with 5 speed cards(I don't have Kita and I have to borrow Creek for Maestro)
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>>723806641
I have 2 "decent" umas, third will be either a taishin just because or a front runner killer debuffer
>but you are correct, bring anything you have to the room :)
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>>723806757
>You invaded the thread
This is an uma thread, you invaded it, not the other way around.
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>>723805252
This but its the same tired bullshit as Fate maing historical figures cute girls, "why the fuck not?"
>>723805369
That's a poor comparison. The Uma Musume equivilant would be if, instead of cars, you stole human girls calling themselves cars thay can run at 80+mph at gunpoint and jumped on their backs like a piggyback ride to use them.
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>TF2 thread was derailed by mentally ill anime horse faggots
Seriously?
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>>723806943
>He doesn't love her in any form and shape
At least 10 slow metabolism events
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>>723785421
Whoah i didn't know Team Uma 2 is this popular
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>>723806834
Bigger
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>>723807006
It wasn't derailed though, I still said what I wanted and had a conversation about it
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>TF2 thread was derailed
>TF2
Oh no, the tragedy
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>>723806757
>you lot invaded a thread
the initial posts were all umamusume related. if anything, YOU invade our thread and decided "eh fuck it, we're already here."
don't get on your high horse just because you couldn't read the room
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>>723806940
I'm still waiting for a better multiplayer FPS to come out.
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>>723807006
it was bound to happen sooner or later
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>>723807006
TF2 has always been the home of the mentally ill.
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Horse pussy.
Yakuza tongue my anus.
Spy main btw.
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>>723807076
It's most likely falseflag kun. TF2 lads are chill in general
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>>723807149
Based plus revolver only
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>>723807080
True, I haven't played an FPS since I stopped playing TF2 years ago. Sometimes I get the itch but seeing my old community servers empty 24/7 depresses me.
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>hijack
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>>723807080
Rivals pve mite b gud
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>>723807006
I bet half the people playing Uma also play or played TF2
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>>723806896
Yes but threads exist so they are organized and I needn't sift through other topics to find the discussion.
>>723806995
>>723807076
Reread the OP and first three posts, and do not reply to me again.
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>>723807149
I stopped being a Spy main when they nerfed the Ambassator

It was a looong time ago but I fucking loved that gun
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>>723807231
Eh, I'm not really interested in playing an Overwatch clone. I did enjoy those first two years of Overwatch a lot, though.
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A toast to all anons ITT, to video games
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How do we fix the Quick Fix?
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Hm that's a new one
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>>723807339
I fuckin' love video games.
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>>723807339
but is gacha vidya gaem?
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>>723804385
B because she go fast
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>>723807339
Cheers mate
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>>723806526
And the winners are...
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>>723807426
A predatory one but yes horsebro, enjoyed the thread.
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>>723807368
Doesn't not having invincibility on its charge make it enough of a sidegrade? What if it had the full overheal? Maybe it could heal fast when under max hp and overheal the same rate as stock?
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>>723807368
Just one shot Medic
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>>723807339
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>>723807479
POST HER DECK/SKILL/STATS BEFORE THE THREAD DIES
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>>723807479
>Tachyon keeps winning
IF ONLY I HAD HER OUTFIT
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>>723804385
A assumes the momentum of the platform is kept
B assumes the momentum of the press is kept

Either way no one will ever know since portals don't exist
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>>723805961
i knew u were my nigga
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FOOLS
FIND THE GARGOYLE
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>>723807479
Where's the SMaru domination...
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>>723807552
I'm so tired of you retard complaining, either dump your statues or shut the fuck up
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>>723807479
>The only umas to be hit with the awful mood where mine
Nice!
The winner stats
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>>723807493
I think it'd still be worse than default just because of the Über, it's absurd just how good default is
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>>723807581
Heh
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you are all niggers to me
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>>723807212
I hope we cross paths sometime. Casual matchmaking really isn't a bad time in my experience.
I miss my old community servers, too. They've been shut down for over a decade now, but they're at least immortalized in the game forever.
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>>723807479
>PaceCHADS are back

B-but all the umatubrers said it wasn't viable
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>>723807619
POST DECK
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Horse fuckers have been doing stealth uma threads on /v/ for months, just get used to reading between the lines bwos
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5 and a half hours until Doto
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>>723807619
FUCK I DIDN'T GET THE DECK
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>>723807605
Okay :[
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>>723807647
Based Spe chan the face of the franchise
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>>723807368
I'm content to just bully people who use it.



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