A really big box just arrived in the mail.
>A really big boxfor you
Dragon dildo
are you black?
not again...
Has anybody unboxed a dildo in one of these threads and used it too
Something has risen
>>723807034npc taste
>>723807034Cabbage?
>>723806667im getting deja vu for another thread
>>723807034Looks a little like one of those Zygarde core thingies from Pokemon.
It is nearly free
>>723807174Oh no
>>723806667I'm whiter than the toilet paper you use to wipe your ass
I'm out
>>723806383Post your skin color.
Well, it was Pokemon at least.
It's that sexy pokemon!Garden-something or something like that.
>>723807282
Am I the only one who associates Gardevoir more with the first Pokemon Mystery Dungeon rather than sexo?
>>723807282Pic with your dick in it or you're a pussy.
>>723807282very cool anon! now fuck it.
>>723807282Got any panty hose to put on her?
I'm... kinda tempted to buy one too but the few people who do come visit me will wonder why I got a life sized Gardevoir plushie and why it's tucked in my bed
Please tell me she has no extra holes...
>>723807297
>>723807919>>723807701>>723807282Yall too poor to buy the real deal like that dude who bought the Sandy Cheeks one?
>>723807919>8+ haha yeah this is for kids, right?
>>723807919what's your weight
>>723807282okay now shove it in your ass
>>723807919Oh man, I didn't realize they were doing official dolls of her. Is she sturdy enough to free stand like my Lucario one?
>>723807919>>723808121Those are some very short fingers wtf
>>7238081215'5'', 320lb
>>723807919I'm getting hard
>>723807919Obese mexican claws
>>723807282holy BASED
>>723807919Stop chewing your nails.I swear every motherfucker who makes (real) unboxing threads is a nail chewer.
>>723808239They're not notably short, they're buried in fat. look at his tiny fingernail swimming in finger obesity, and how his thumb has a beer belly.
Seems like a good present for your son
>>723806383>>723806687>>723807034>>723807174>>723807282>>723807919
Better put some fishnets on her
>>723808770It IS faster than clipping
>>723807919>fat whito*dlike pottery
>>723808821>son you have a new mom now
Where do I buy cool clothes to dress mine up???
>>723807919Anon, you probably shouldn't be interacting with demonic pokemon.
>>723806383why can't you niggas be normal and get snorlax plushies?
>>723809436Anon already looks like a Snorlax himself
>>723809436forgot pic
>>723809436I'm going to get a Mr. Frosty plushie if he gets announced for the Kirby Air Riders roster this Thursday.
>>723809521Snorlax's puffy vulva...
>>723807919Holy shit look at those sausage fingers lmaooooooo
>>723809521okay these are actually kinda funny>You JUST KNOW
>>723809436lifesize snorlax plushies and beanbags are for redditors.
>>723806383Graft a fleshlight on her so she'll be a real woman
>>723809521>>723809691These are actually cute and nice unlike that freaky thing OP got
>>723807919>that handOf course
>>723807282Looks dirty. Did let it dust in some warehouse for five years before shipping it?
Is it washable though? I recon that's somewhat important here
>>723809582>Snorlax's puffy vulva...
>>723809691>>723809521>AI slop
>>723807282being single and 30 looks like this will have to do
>>723809803that's just how the fabric gets when you touch it
>>723809436>why can't you niggas be normal and get snorlax plushies
It smells like old /v/ in here.As in cum.
wow that's kinda big
>>723807282You could've just ignored that post, but the fact that you had to reply to it means that you are most likely not white
>>723810204What does that cuck's comment mean? The friend who made it is not involved with that?
>>723810387She looks as though the Gardevoir plushie just manifested in her room and she doesn't know why
>>723810556with the open relationship
>>723810716So they're exclusive but he started dating him/her when he/she was in an open relationship?
>>723810556The one responding and making the reddit post is the cuck's wife.She's saying the friend who made the plush doll is not involved in the couple's open relationship, but that she is indeed in one.
>>723811084she is married, and her husband has a girlfriendshe also has a friend that made her husband a snorlax, but that friend is not involved with their open relationshipi don't know about the timeline, i just remember the dozens of threads about this on /v/
>>723811219>the cuck's wife.The wife is the cuck tho
>>723806383>arrived in the mailThat is a FedEx shipping label.
>>723811567I saw a picture of two dudes lying next to her on the plushie, are you suggesting the two dudes fuck while she watches?
>>723807282>im whiter than youok blackie
>>723811976>I saw a picture of two dudes lying next to her on the plushiei doubt that
>>723807919>that handmulattoid prototype
>>723807919>fat>likes pokemon like a lotpottery
>>723812103
>>723807919You are one fat fuck.
>>723812653Thought for a second that’s Anthony Burch
>>723810609she looks like they are legit having a conversation
>>723812653i guess they're both cucks thentoo many cucks
>>723812653>>723812880why bother with marriage when you do this stuff anyway. just have multiple boy/girlfriends.
>>723810609She’s just making sure it hasn’t moved again
>>723812880holy shit trollface is real
>>723807282nowadd a DICK to it
>>723812653>>723812880Why
>>723807919lose some weight, paco. less chorizos for starters
>>723807282>>723807919Don't do it, OP
>>723812880What's the difference between this and Mormons who have 30 different wives?
>>723817791The difference is Mormons believe this: https://youtu.be/46PXaJxzuDEjRMI-lKVSq1xc2JW
>>723817791mormons had kids instead of being permanent teenagers
>>723818284I wish to have my own planet, but I'm not white enough to be Mormon.
>>723818349You shouldn't have stayed neutral in the debate between God and the devil in your past life if you didn't want to be cursed with swarthy skin
>>723812880>these people have 2 gfs>I have zero
Poly is only based if it’s a bisexual free for all. It’s pathetic if it’s just straight people getting cucked.
>>723819496We never should've stopped bullying people for liking anime, Jesus.
>>723807919Stop! Put your hands up and drop the burgers!
>>723819742Boo hoo.
>>723819496he looks miserable though
>>723819742nah he's got a pointeveryone belongs to everyone else
>>723808770Chewing is disgusting I use my other hands nails as clippers to rip them short. Have been doing it for 30 years now and it's really hard to stop.
>>723807919BOO!!!!GET A KNIFE OP.
Jesus this thread is a real rollercoaster
I ordered a dildo online and I won't have an unboxing thread for you /v/, I'm sorry.It's not even a big one, just a below average 8 inch one
>>723822483>below average 8 inch
>>723822273Her armpits are lactating
>this thread
What kind?
>>723822768Is this what I think it is?
>>723807919lay off the hot pockets, chuckles
>>723823249It's clearly a fish, you can see the gills.
>>723807919anon, memes aside. did you buy this because you like the pokemon or are you gonna rape it? no judgement
>>723823752Can't rape a legally bought whore who's asking for it with every fiber of her being.
>>723823752It's literally cloth and cotton, it doesn't have rights
>>723823752you know.
>google "giant gardevoir plush">scalpers are selling them for nearly $2kFuck me, it doesn't even look very good. You can buy even bigger teddy bears for literally 5% the price
>>723825150Never underestimate the power of gooners.
I bought a USB hub for my gayming PCDo you guys want to watch it?
>>723825439a really powerful gooner would make their own plush with whatever fetish they wantThese are just gooners with too much money and a need for Official merch. Having said that, at least buying this sends a message to GF that people want more waifumon plushies soo ehh 50/50.
>>723825850I don't know if Nintendo (or Gamefreak) is ready yet to cater to coomers, frankly I don't know if that'll ever happen
>>723825984They literally just released a Vaporeon and Gardevoir plushie.
>>723826071I feel like that's a bit of a stretch, claiming they're fetish / gooner cateredIt's just regular plushes of two of the most well known mons
>>723822768That cat is in danger
>>723826227>Vaporeon>Well knownThey know exactly what they're doing
>>723825984What do you mean by "catering to coomers"?Plushy tits on a pokemon? JUST because most of the fan art of Garde adds 40 DD tier tits to her doesn't mean everyone who buys a plushy of her will be one or likes those kinds of pics. regardless, almost EVERY pokemon has a waifufag and if they were fearful of someone adding a onahole to one then they wouldn't sell any plushies at all.But money talks, and N and GF love dem money.
>>723825150I don't know why people don't just buy sex dolls instead of plushies!You can actually buy a high-end sex doll in the amazon for less than $350.If you want, I can post the link to that sex doll that I'm talking about.
>>723807919Can't tell if thats a babies hand or just a fat fuck
>>723826403Only sex doll address I want is (You)rs, Anon.
>>723807282Now FUCK IT
>>723826532You're so cute and silly! :3
>>723826403Im not travelling to fucking brazil for a fucking sex doll, no matter how good the mesopussy is
>>723827105No, not THAT Amazon, you silly anon!I know you're just trying to be funny!
>>723825721Yes
>>723807919DO IT OP
>>723822553Hoeflation, Anon. If your parents didn’t inject you with HGH when you were an infant, you’re NGMI.
>>723807282what a letdown, I was expecting some niche collector edition game, not some plushie
>>723826071Of them together or life size variants? All of the Eeveelutions and Gardevoir are up there as some of the most shilled Pokemon by TPC
>>723810387>>723810609
>>723807919>>723807282kino
>>723826403> I don't know why people don't just buy sex dolls instead of plushies!I own both, and each has their own charm. As well, sex dolls tend to be pretty heavy, and need way more maintenance then plushies, on top of the higher entry price. Large plushies are expensive, but a high quality sex dolls is going to go for at least $1k.> You can actually buy a high-end sex doll in the amazon for less than $350.I wouldn't trust anything under-$500, and even those would be suspect. Stuff that cheap is usually a gamble, especially if you're getting full sized 140cm and up dolls. Cheap TPE isn't the best material to have on your skin, and will smell like chemicals when you first get them.>t. Cheap doll owner
>>723810204Imagine if you could crawl inside the belly.
>>723807919>obeseof course
>>723807919>Those fat-ass stubby fingersGod damn, dude.
>>723829294Honestly, I would love to buy this sex doll because it has an objectively great price/performance ratio, but I can't because I don't have a credit card or a debit card. This is what I get for earning NEET bucks! :chttps://www.sexysexdoll.com/6ye-105cm-3ft5-face-a1-tan-skin-color-ready-to-ship-in-stock-usa/
>>723812653>>723812880A key that opens many different locks is a master key.A lock opened by many different keys is a shitty lock.
>>723829905that's a scam anon
What the fuck is wrong with americans
>>723808770Listen anon, I have no clue how to break the habit. I do it mindlessly and nail biting prevention polish doesn't do shit.
>>723808770It's easier and faster than clipping them and you're less likely to injure yourself doing it. I also chew my toenails off but you have to practice the positioning and do lots of stretches before you get comfortable doing it.
>>723810204Whiteness
>>723807919>those fingersOH NONONONO
>>723833186Whiteness
>>723827682Just for you Anon!
>>723812653these open relationship niggas always look exactly how you expect them to
>>723807919At least you didn’t spend that money on more cookies
>>723812880>Gee, Billy
>>723807282>>723807919>open thread up>forget about it>go to work>come home>OP delivered
Let's start a polyamory harem, Anon!We'll be the founding members.
>>723807919behold, the master race at its fvll potential
>>723810387
>>723833697it also looks disgusting and your nails shouldn't be that short
>>723833697What kind of retard injures themselves with a nail clipper? Children can do this shit on their own.
>>723807919HE'S FAT!
>>723806383Its been 7 hours, post a picture of the pokemons crotch and backside anon.
>>723836464kek
>>723807282Oh a plush->click itoh
