>game has rare variants of animals
>>723855103is that thing actually real
how dare you
>>723855454It's just what happens when you groom a cow more than you normally would.
I love cows.
>>723855454It’s a pampered show cow
>>723855454No it's an image of a cow not a real cow
>>723855830Fascinating, and how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
>>723856858the same
>>723855103It's LOD is still catching up.
Cows suck, only good for milok producing shit and meatAnd the ones who produce milk are not good for meat either
>>723858738imagine a world without cow cheese before yous open your mouth.
>game has dialog screens
>>723858852It is called days before cows existed, where people were actually fighting for their lives and we didn't have shit like trannies or a world run over by jewsso yes, fuck you i would rather have no cheese than cheese with the current day implications
>>723859016light a match you lactose intolerant gas valve.
>>723859278ok butthurt cow
>>723859349do you have a beef with dairy?
>>723859349>*farts gaseous methane in your face*
>>723859923imagine the relief.
>>723859923these holes for veterinarians make me nauseousmore so than visiting a slaughterhousewhat the fuck have we done to these animals
>>723861865So you would prefer that thecow explodes? because they literally explode.
>>723861943I think he would prefer a world where we didn't breed exploding cows into existence just so we could feed the endless hordes of brown people who can't stop raping ever increasing populations into existence
>>723862056you are blaming the problem caused by judaism, but you are too pathetic and weak to actually point out the cause, and you instead hate on browns that are just there because the elites and joos want them to exist. Shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
>>723855103weef
>>723855103>high level enemies are upgraded version of low level ones
>>723862253Worried you'll lose your meat processing plant job if people start noticing, jose?
>>723862385HORSE
>>723862385Can that fucking thing even run?
>>723862503can you?
>>723855454If you let them have winter fur and then groom i
>>723861865>>723862056>not my hecking animals!Hellooooo reddit
>>723862410>again the retard blames the symptoms and not the causedon't reply to me again, sub human.
>>723859923Don't they puncture holes into cows if they have built up gas?
>>723855103Cute cow
>>723855103möööööö :DDD
>game has built in mod support
>>723862659>>723862712>Nooo not my heckin bipocs
>>723863830YJK
>>723864040What's this? His stomach? Why this here? The fuck he shoving in there?
>>723864040Imagine installing this on yourself. No more spending hours on the toilet when you're constipated, just scoop that shit out and go straight back to gaming.
>>723864204???just have a commode as a gaming chair
>>723864169Cows are retarded and eat shit like nails. They also can literally die if they eat a bunch of grain when they have been on a diet of just hay/pasture grazing. This lets you remove dangerous foreign objects and also allows them to side-brap away dangerous gas buildup levels.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow>>723864204It's on (one of) the stomachs, (cows have multiple), not the colon/intestines. You're thinking of a colonoscopy bag, and they are not as fun as it may sound.
>>723855103Plushies are real?!??!
>>723864312The strain of pushing would mess with your aim, though.>>723864330No, I'm talking about installing a hole that goes straight to your testins so you can actually scoop shit out with your bear hands.
>>723855454Cows get winter coats, even "normal" cows, (Jerseys, Holsteins).Scottish Highlands a cute and also flufy.
>>723859923Is it feasible to make a cow combust?
>>723864416you only push during certain phases, if you're a pro and not just a shitter
>>723862056>Trying to make veganism a right wing thing
>>723859923now that's what I call a cowbustion engine!
>>723864542Nobody said anything about veganism but you certainly wouldn't need such comically enormous dysgenic mutant cows that can't even live normally without exploding and dying if the west didn't import infinite foreigners that breed infinitely
>>723864796Sheep cannot survive without humans to shear them due to thick wool genes carefully bred into them dating back thousands of years.Domestication begot dependent animals that suffer for humanities benefit.Viewing suffering as a scale that should be lowered because "good" is the same approach that has driven vegans into being the most obnoxious faggots on social media.Suffering is inevitable, the scale doesn't matter and in a world apathetic to suffering it is not our job to minimalize it regardless of whether or not we have the ability to function as moral agents.The reality is, the sheep ain't going to form a revolution based on disdain for becoming genetic abominations, only other humans can do that, so moral consideration on the basis that the animal is sentient pointless.Maybe, like, try not to force empathy on shit destined to suffer, the animal wouldn't do the same, even your house cats will eat your face when you die.
>>723864959Absolutely fabulous.
>>723864959why is it gay?
>>723855830Easy on the philosophy there magritte von baudrillard
>>723864959I hope he shit all over the show floor.
>>723862385Damn the ass is fat
>>723865106Maybe, like, not strawman with tumblr vegan sjws or whatever the fuck you're talking about. Cows didn't explode 50 years ago and that's all I'm talking about if you haven't noticed, maybe don't breed the cows so that they explode. I like happy cow meat not beef from a cow that had belly aches and fire lava farts for its entire life which produces meat that's just good and mass produced enough to feed hordes of foreigners who have subsisted on even worse meat for eons. The rest of your gay ass post is just sissy cope over some shit I don't care about.
>boss is just a larger version of a regular enemy
>>723864169she's a cybercow
>>723864959This like bovine is ZESTY. Got a little SUGAR in his Cud.
>>723864737hehI appreciate you anon
>>723864542Reminder that Nazis encouraged vegetarianism
>>723857024How would you feel if you did?
>>723865785his girth cannot be denied, brother
>>723865785>18ft diameter cowpies
>>723856858>Retard trying to dunk on a perceived idiot by repeating a much-parroted meme that proves he's smart and his opponent is not>Doesn't even get the basic fucking art referenceAmazing stuff, it's the little things that make this shithole worth visiting.
>>723866094just imagine accidentally stepping in oneyou'd feel like a fool
>>723864169Teabag.
>>723865785BUILTFORBBQ
>>723863830The actual Swedish way of spelling moo, is "mu" btw
>>723867471
>>723864040>>723859923is this painful?
>>723862659>Reddit is when empathy with living beings God am I glad I'm not you
>>723867807why does every animal in existence rush to the turtle's aid
>>723855661>groom a cowyikes
>>723865616>the witness
>>723867930any one of them could be a ninja
>>723868381underrated
>>723866071Satiated
>>723861865So jeets were just copying their sacred animals all this time? interesting
>>723856858The joke you are replying to requires both a hypothetical and a theory of mind to construct, you dolt.
>>723867807How does the bull knows the turtle needs help?
>>723864204That is not how your digestive system works even if you did put that onto your stomach.
>all of these people using "he/him"
>>723867780she's a big girl
>>723863830He’s fucking that cow isn’t he
>>723873265for moo
>>723862503Does it need to?
>>723864204>1. saw hole in the seat of your gaming chair>2. put bucket underneathyoure set until the bucket fills.
>>723855513I SEE SPY!OOOOH THIS IS BAD!
>>723873578It is a nice cow after all.
>>723873578She better put out after he made her dinner.
>>723855830Ceci n'est pas une vache.
>>723865785>when the girl you were hitting on shuts you down but tells you "hey anon my friend really wants to meet you, but she's a bit shy! wait here, imma go get her">you take a look around and see where this is going
>>723855513Mo-
>>723862503Who's he running from?
>>723874581He's not!He's running TO the toughest competition in town!
>>723867789Not empathy. Uninformed sympathy
Here's your rpg party
>>723875353lol
>>723875353Beautiful
>>723866085>>723867434>>723874198a steer, knickers as he's called in the video, is a castrated male bovinehe grew too fast and was too big for the slaughterhouse (abattoir) so they let him live and what you see is the result of letting that breed (holstein) live for several yearsbulls (balls intact) typically grow bigger than steers
>>723867434
>>723855103>player character can be interacted with
>>723867930Turtles are god's shopping cart test. Turtles aren't good for anything, they're just a rock with some stubby legs glued on. But every non evil animal, when they see it upside down, is compelled to right it so it can continue walking vaguely towards what it thinks is lettuce. You ever seen a wasp right a turtle? Of course not. That's because it's evil.
>>723859016Your ancestors sucked and fucked their way for you to act like a faggot on the internet, tranny
>>723855103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy8moBcKVIM
>>723861865damn, that's one hell of a tongueimagine...
>tfw no cowgod to bless your herds
>>723874462
>>723878152Busenari is bused, one of the easier quests IIRC and you can just get a huge cow herd for it.
>>723855454that pattern is the fate of all domesticated animal. Go read about russia's silver fox.
>>723877738Stuff like this makes me feel bad about eating them. Animals dont have malice in their hearts and yet we mistreat them, kill them and eat them. Really sad.
>>723866015Underrated
>>723855830The soul of the cow was exorbed into the image
>>723878041
>>723859923Firebreathing confirmed plausible.
>>723859923Subsidize corn and try to figure out how to use it to justify said subsidies.
>>723864737fucking lmao got me good
>>723866085kek
>>723859923sorry that was meant for >>723861865
>Boss is just a recolor but big
>>723878702ESL here, can someone explain the joke
obligatoryhttps://litter.catbox.moe/fg4f7cfyp94za2yb.webm
>>723855830Enough with the transphobic remarks
>>723864737:)
Anyone played the new alone in the darks?
>>723881052Boomer tools
>>723879063You can love them, treat them well, and then kill and eat them. The fact that the calf exists at all is because of the industry it serves, but you can still give it a good life, and hope that the butcher you take it to ends it without suffering like thry are supposed to.
>>723881052>"Haha, don't these seem like the sort of tools a cow would use?"That's it, boomer humor.
>>723881052The idea is that if cows had tools they would be just as incomprehensible to humans as human tools are, presumably, to cows.
>>723863830cute, this warms my vegan heart <3
>>723865708Happy cow meat still exists.
>>723882396I mean is it really that unreasonable for us to afford them a fucking brush in their lives? Fucking inhumane bastards.
>>723867930Animals are innately good we just live in a society that incentivizes evil because the psychopaths won out over the schizophrenics.
Why must such cute animals be so delicious
>>723882486For me, it's hooftrimming with my boy Nate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLrhdxvSnsc
>>723882801Bred to be a delight for the eyes and a delight for the mouth. Not much for the nose or ears.
>>723882801Same principle, but with taste
Watch dominion dot org;)
>>723883071Sometimes how something this fucking stupid could ever find its way onto the internet.
>>723883154Worst movie ive ever watched.
name 5 cow games
>>723883359Earthworm JimEarthworm Jim 2Earthworm Jim 3DEarthworm Jim (gameboy)Earthworm Jim 2 (Sega CD)
>>723877858Now that you say that, I wonder if any kind of Beetles would see an upside down turtle and try to flip it right side up again?
>>723877858Turtles are bastards. They'll fight anything. The embodiment of "No - YOU move"
>>723878041They're very coarse, almost like wet sandpapert. grew up on a farm.
>>723883638I want to pet a Lion so bad.
>>723879063The only bad thing is wasting food because it means that a portion of the animal's life went to literally nothing.I've heard there are some agricultural schools that have young children raise an egg all the way to an adult chicken, and then they have to butcher it at the end. The intent is to instill an appreciation for life and to be thankful for where our food comes from.Something like that would do wonders for the wider populace because you have millions of people out there who are entirely disconnected from the very process that feeds them. They may "know" that we get meat from animals, but they feel morally absolved from the whole equation.I'm also reminded of that one Japanese dude who raised a piglet for 100 days with daily videos on youtube, with the title literally being "I will eat this pig in 100 days". Then there was outrage when the 100th day came around and he actually got it butchered and processed.
>>723883757shamehttps://youtu.be/8mu0IIB12SQ?t=189
>>723875353kek
>>723883893forgot the timestamp 03:09
>>723883791Humans like that don't even realize they're human. We don't like killing cute animals, even if we enjoy their meat. It's not hypocritical more than it's literally who we are as a species.
>>723883893let me guess, some troon whined about catcalling?
>>723881052Cow tools. They're utter-ly useless! Ha!
>>723855830The light of the pixels symbolizes the cow.
>>723883791>I'm also reminded of that one Japanese dude who raised a piglet for 100 days with daily videos on youtube, with the title literally being "I will eat this pig in 100 days". Then there was outrage when the 100th day came around and he actually got it butchered and processed.I thought he butchered a different pig or was that a different person?
>>723879063You don't have to mistreat them you know?Laws go to great lengths to ensure animals are treated well in 1st world nations.
>>723864169>>723867780https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow
>>723884351>A cannula acts as a porthole-like device that allows access to the rumen of a cow, to perform research and analysis of the digestive system and to allow veterinarians to transplant rumen contents from one cow to another.Thats just wrong, dude. What if I opened your belly and took out the food and put into my belly?
>>723883359Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons (All of them)
>>723884445Did you know that you can get literal shit in pill-form and you eat those to fix stomach-issues? Practically the same thing.
>>723884525Tapeworms too. Not recommended.
>>723884525>you can gethow
>>723884049Oh yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just how things have come to be.The sad thing is people who think meat is literally like pic related and don't understand that a sentient life was snuffed out to make their chicken tenders appear on their plate.I never used to care much as a kid, but food waste (especially meat) has become something that really grinds my gears as I've grown older.>>723884242I think you're right, it was a different pig and the whole thing was just a stunt to try and get people talking about food-animal welfare and stuff.
>>723884090don't know, it's modern blizzard, they could very much do it by just themselvesbut, that's not the point here
>game has fast travel
>>723883175It was written be Roald DahlAnd is absolutely true
>>723884445That'd be pretty funny
>>723883638feline, flee
>>723884290
>>723884902How do animals know what to do in these situations? Cant be experience because failing once equals certain death.
>>723884645I always clean my plate in respect for the animals and plants.
What do you think it tastes like?
>>723885007Genetic instincts from evolution. The ones that did stuff like that survived to breed so the behaviour gets written down and passed on in their genes, with each subsequent generation slowly and gradually strenghtening viable instincts.
>>723885007millions of years of natural selection
>>723884636It's for lactose intolerant people.
>>723885220That's one way information can transcend generations, but it's extremely slow.The other, for animals with more cognitive capability, is teaching ie. a parent can teach their child certain behaviors. This transfers a lot more information down the descendants than evolution by natural selection.And the nuclear fuel of this area is writing, which only humans have, which is way, way, way faster and transmits a lot more information from the knowledge of past people to new humans than evolution ever could.
>>723885007The ones who didn't have the very specific kind of autism to do that exact thing in that exact situation got killed so now only the ones with that specific kind of autism exist
>>723885007years of breeding survivable traits
>>723885202>Thought it was a dead cow covered in maggots>Turns out its just a fat fuck
My boy Dallawan will soon be 5 stars, I just need more XL shards, I'm almost there...
>>723884636Calm down ranjeesh.
>>723856858*hadn't eaten
>>723884951>mark of the jewNot american so I don't understand what you're implying.
>>723866015was gonna call 'im zesty as well but you did it better than i could've
>>723885894>this made boomers shit and piss themselves from laughter
>>723886245You wouldn't get it.
>>723856858How would you feel if you ever had an original thought in your head?
Would there be any way to harvest the methane that cows produce to be used in place of natural gas?
>>723886457loool
>>723883964my dog does the exact same thing kek
>>723881052
>>723866015lol
>>723884445that's an actual treatment for some gut biome related diseases
>>723879063I think it's fine if you find it on your own system to no longer want to eat meat after seeing stuff like this- you're a human, you're a higher level of animal, you can make judgements against your baser instincts and compensate with knowledge (knowing how to optimise a vegetarian or vegan diet to compensate for the meat loss- we eat too much meat in the modern day anyway). I think the problem is when you try to force others to go along with that too. I know a vegan couple who easily buys meat for their dog and it shouldn't be remarkable to see something so obvious be done but it is
>>723883071>Griffith apologists
>>723867935In Soviet Russia, cow grooms (you)!
Don't cows kill people every year?
>>723884445You know you can transplant even your shit right?
>>723886498Yeah, just need a large building and custom ventilation, gas separation systems, tanks, pumps etc.Not even that hard to do, and the idea has been around for a while. Just not economically feasible.
>>723886879More like cow grooms MOO haha
>>723883175the hands that wrote this post:
>>723883638I laughed when the lion looked directly at the camera with that 'can you believe the crap I have to put up with' face.
>>723855830It is the platonic ideal of a cow, so therefore it is a cow
>Why yes, I do avoid unecessary conflicts with turtles.
>>723887003How true!How moo!
>>723884824too slow
>>723855103MOOOOOOOO~
>>723886685I get so jealous of people with exotic pets but I am having a hard time with Rats. A duck would never last with me.
>>723856858Ce n'est pas un petit déjeuner
>>723856858These are the kind of fags who roam /lit/ 24/7 btw
>>723886950You'll know for sure soon enough
>>723886950People kill cows in the hundreds of millions every year.
>>723856858made me physically cringe
>>723864040
>>723884951Exactly, kosher slaughter is near-instant and painless and way ahead of any other method being used 4000 years ago.
>>723888087whats the process? Curious.
>>723873265>>723873628underrated
>>723873578Does it look like he has a choice?
>>723888160They slit it's throat, then throw it on the floor to bleed out slowly. Much like other subhumans, they drag the torture out for as long as possible.
>>723867930in the wild tortoises build shelters and share them with the rest of the ecosystem in emergency cases but that's if they can fit in the burrows. No idea why larger animals help them out when they are flipped.
>>723864040>>723866000Digits confirm.Why do cows have better augmentations than humans IRL?
Cow's are humanities companion. Thank your steak as you eat it.>>723888353That's how muslims make halal meat. You mean it's the same for jews?
>>723855661grooming? like discording grooming?
>>723888160They slit the throat deeply with a large knife with a perfect edge (a single nick disqualifies it). The cow bleeds out in a few seconds or less.Arguably modern "bullet to the head" methods are even quicker, but they didn't have that tech when the Bible was written.
SHAZOOOO!
>>723888602Yeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shechita
>>723888602Of course its the same, they are abrahamic religions.
>>723888602Cows, pigs and other livestock should be killed more humanely and treated with respect and I hate the way the meat industry has made it more convenient. It's not even cheaper anymore and meat is just rotting on the shelves, so what's the point?
