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>>723864658Wasn't Sam Lake the CEO?
Will they ever make a nonwoke game
whono really, who?
>>723864658what the fuck has this kike company made that is worth a shit in the last 20 years
I wish the company went bust.T. Finn
>>723864739Alan Wake, Control and Quantum Break.
>>723864817>alan woke 2HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Go woke...
>>723864712He's just the creative director.
>>723864658I still remember when shills and baiting faggots on here were telling me the game was good, the black female lead isn't that important, it doesn't matter that they blacked the blonde into being an african woman and the game did great. Guess it didn't do so great.
>>723864658>finnish virgin Mäki replaced with swedish chad ÖsterlundAll is as it should be. Swedes are still better at ruling the eastern half than Finns are. That's why your President is Swedish.
>>723865905>Swede can't read a simple English sentenceAs expected.
WHY DIDTHEYADDANIGGRESTOALANWAKE
>>723866176The herald of darkness was literal.
b-but muh kino musical......
>>723865537It's an epic exclusive of course it didn't do great
>>723866176Alan Wake is set in America, they're just staying true to life.
They still didn't put Alan Wake 2 on Steam. What a completely retarded decision to make it EGS exclusive. The only way that deal would be worth it is if Epic legit paid the entire budget of the game.
CUZ THE REMEDYIS THE EXPERIENCE
>>723865537Yes I agrer, but it's also really funny that they made Saga black and gave her swedish heritage.For context we finns tend to dislike swedes and subtly poke fun at them at every opportunity.
>>723866328they did
>>723866346No they didn't...
>>723864658I'm currently playing AW II. It's not good.
>>723865905and a ching chong bing bong to you too, sven! how many african migrant cocks have you sucked for Sweden today?
>>723864658It won't fix this shit company or make them make good games. It's been 15 years since their last good game.
>>723866346no
Why did AW2 fail?Wasn't it beloved by critics?They even gave it a big show at the game awards.
Holy shit, I just looked them up to see more details and apparently they released a coop shooter in the Control universe? Fucking why? And they called it "FBC" just to make sure absolutely no one would know it was related to Control for some reason. Combined with making AW2 EGS exclusive it's like they are trying to fail on purpose.
>>723864727lol no
>>723866328That's exactly what happened. Epic funded that game.
>>723864658Go public, go brokeTypical Finnish sellout story. Monia samankaltaisia tapauksia. Surullista!
>>723866428Everyone in that picture looks like a caveman, I don't know what it's supposed to prove
Tuleeko O max payne remake olemaan neekeröity?
>>723866328the fact that its still exclusive after like 2 years is odd, I would guess Epic probably paid for a sizable part of the game's budget. Didn't it only sell like 1 million and still made a profit? those numbers dont add up for a game that took years to make.
I don't think this'll make their games any more or less shit. Max Payne was a fluke for them. They have no real talent.
>>723866753Even if Epic paid they could surely make a deal with Remedy to take a part of any revenue from Steam sales. There is just no way this exclusivity is worth it for either party at this point if there is some sort of contract. Putting it on Steam would just be free money for both.
what's finland like
>>723864658Too little, too late.
>>723866901Everything is closed and the head of the Sw*de party is a Somali.
>>723866176The best thing is she's called Saga Andersson lmao
>>723866176The character already existed. She was black washed.
>>723864658>played Alan Wake 2 for the first time because it got added to PS+ this month>rural town in the Washington state is filled with non-whites>get near the end>game makes sure to let me know the latina FBC character is a lesbian with a wifeNot even going to mention the black Swedish character that's been talked to death. This game had even worse gameplay then the first Alan Wake.
En pidä neek*reistä pätkääkään ja ei pidä kukaan oikeasti suomalainen. Remedy ei ole siis Suomalainen yhtiö, tämäpi tässä!!!
>>723866901Boring, cold and Helsinki was more like Helstinki hahahaha
>>723864812Niggers like you are the reason this country is doing so poorly>waaah we are slightly embarrassed we should kill ourselves for being subhuman Even the fucking bongs can summon pride in their country when they have no reason to, but not Finland
>>723867402You wouldn't get it...
>>723867420Yeah I've been in this country all of my 35 years and I still don't understand why everyone just stops trying and goes for the noose at the slightest setbackAt this point the Finland of WW2 is just a legend from the past
>>723867506It's all over.... We never had a chance....
>>723867402>Even the fucking bongs can summon pride in their country when they have no reason to
>>723867402>Even the fucking bongs can summon pride in their countrylmao
>>723867865The UK games fund is a scam btw.
>>723868079Yes that's what baffles meThey'll get arrested for waving their own flag on the street and they'll come back and do it againFinns would just declare they're moving to Thailand and vow to forget the Finnish language forever. Spineless people
>>723868361>They'll get arrested for waving their own flag on the street and they'll come back and do it againthey wont come back because they'll be in prison
>>723868407Yes but they're willing to RISK prison in the first place, living in a totalitarian shithole like thatFinns would not
>>723864658>gobbledigook-name finn out>Österlund inSwedes win again, learn your place Pekka.
FBC Firebreak's last 24-hour peak was 34 players. Remedy's problem is none of their famboys/shills buy or play their games. They just claim Control was good and then go on to process other tasks at the data centre.
>>723866953Fuck that. Would have made a perfect milf for r34 content
>>723867865>>723868139lemme guess, they require you to have mostly non-british characters just like their rules for TV
>>723864658I read that as "retarded CEO stels down"
>>723868947Yes. Also you have to get a bank loan matching the value of the grant. It's produced no legit games, all scams. It's not run by the government either, it just tricked them into handing over £30M.
>>723866428Haaland is norwegian and the twins are also norwegian
>>723868782FBC's problem was being mediocre and short with zero marketingI don't know why it got made. Maybe they had their own Concord moment and huffed their own farts thinking they had the next big thing, but at least it wasn't that expensive
Roblox
>>723867865
>>723868782>>723869187Did they at least sleep before deciding on the title FBC Firebreak? As that's oddly not appealing
didn't turn a single dollar in profit award
>>723869280>>723867865These govt grant things are always just embezzlement schemes letting politicians funnel taxpayer money into the hands of rich party donors
>>723869282FBC Firebreak stands for FireBreak Colon Firebreak.
Love seeing such a fucking overrated studio flounder lmaoAWfags were insffuerable
>>723864658Why should we care?
>>723869187Another major problem was dedicated trolls pouring toxicity into the comments of every small youtube influencer they paid to play the game. I know one guy who did this daily for weeks (me).
>>723864658The clause said gay nigger in game or no fund. fucking cancer of the Industry.
Obsession with SCP has devastated Remedy just as badly as crack did with black communities in the 80s
Remedy hasnt made a good game since max payne 2...
>>723869280>we'll give you grant money in exchange for compromising your vision and pozzing up your gamethis image profoundly disgusts me
>>723869686Same rules as tv and film funding as well as industry awards.
>>723869686>we'll give you grant money in exchange for slowly destroying your own culture while redirecting your tax money to people who are replacing you in your own home
>Sell your soul to the Timmy Tencent store >Can't ever make real money on Steam>Meanwhile games like Escape from Duckov and Ball x Pit will be more profitable than your magnum opusServes you faggots right.
>>723869648its obession wirth retard goverment office not SCP creatures and cryptids besides brown coloured races
its like they spend 4 times the development budget on marketing. the games at their core just arent fun
>>723870068even that typing battle royale that would be a great idea as alan wake spinoff
>>723870068They couldn't raise enough money to make Anal Woke 2 so Epic was the last resort. None of the devs care about games, it's all just to keep the lights on.
>>723864658BUT ALAN WAKE 2 MADE A PROFIT years after release>immediately piss it all away with failed Control multiplayer spin-off slopOh..
>>723866428dios mios... el ogros de escandinavias...
>>723870294It didn't actually make a profit according to GAAP. They just said it did.
The OG Sweet Baby game
Alan Wake felt like one of the most astro turfed games of the past few years, especially that cringe performance at the gay awards
>>723869173Yeah, the Vikings conquered the Sami lands, assimilated and breed with them to a degree so now you have asiatic looking peoples in that region, same with Russians.
>>723870628It's a very 'I like to sniff my own farts' type of game. Bought on a sale but couldn't finish it. I keep thinking of the cutie they initially casted and then replaced it with the baby inc ape. She is so ill-fitted in the story and the story makes mental gymnastics to include her
>>723870628Sam Lake has a cult of personality in the industry, so him dancing like a retard at the game awards made all the soibeards in the audience go :O
>>723869914thanks you made it sound even worse by removing the buzzwords
>>723870978Weird considering no one wanted to give him actual money. What a cult that is lol
>>723870978He should have one, even if I think Alan Wake is a 6/10. He should be allowed to do another Quantum Break.
>>723871171I don't think another Quantum Break is ever going to happen. At this point even Control 2 might be on shaky ground.
>>723871241>I don't think another Quantum Break is ever going to happen.It doesn't have to be Quantum Break 2, I just want another one with his love of American television on full display, with Alan Wake sort of hinting at it but poorly delivering.
>>723866901shit
>>723866176For some reason they love pushing the nigger scientist trope or the nigger detective tropeIt's weird because niggers are not smart
Remedy is the most overshill studio >>723871149
>>723867865I thought amerimutts are bad but the amount of dei niggers in bong games is something else
>>723870978>so him dancing like a retard at the game awards made all the soibeards in the audience go :Obut it left virtually zero impact on anyone who actually plays video games. What fucking cult. People liked Max Payne...20 fucking years ago.>>723870778I didn't buy it, but I was vaguely interested in just for its graphical tech, as the game did look pretty. But the game itself didn't interest me whatsoever, and buying it for such a shallow reason seemed lame.
>>723871383>shitlooks comfy
>>723871383>that fat fuck on the right is the one shitting up /sp/ 24/7It's all starting to make sense.
>>723869280>party-based rpg>lesbian>blind nun>tomboy thief(former orphan)There, 3 done and dusted. Also they're all hot.
>>723864812This. The leadership is probably full of idiots who don't know what they're doing.t. finn who has worked in similar downward spiral company
>no one knows about the game>it had zero marketingWell 1.8 million people saw this vid.
>>723872594>It wasn't even f2pDamn, Remedy really looked at Concord and thought that was a good idea.
>>723872668live service slop is like some kind of hack to bring down publicly traded companies, I swear to god>yeah but imagine how many billions we could make it it DOES work!
>>723864658Get woke go broke
>>723864658I don't think Remedy ever made a successful game. All of their games always get propped up by journalists as the best thing ever and 3 months later they give them away for free on steamie hut jr, psn+, epic, etc.
>>723873825Max Payne 2 sold well but that might as well be medieval news by now
>>723873825This is literally not true of Max Payne 1, 2 or even Alan Wake.
>>723864658Jared Leto claims another victim.
I wonder if anyone made sense of the Alan Wake's plot rewriting mechanic, or the detective boards in general. After a time the latter got real tiresome and you could just brute force it from the start.The rewrite places were getting on my nerves because it looked like a cheap trick to implement level design recylcling.
>>723866176Materiality analysis obviously!>>723866328He who pays the piper calls the tune. Or, so the target audience of nu-Alan Wake would understand it as well: fuck around and find out.
>>723864658Man, that Actual EXCLUSIVE FUCKING DEAL IN YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY THREE really didn't fare well for them, huh.
I'm playing Control right now. Got it on GOG for free and decided to finally give it a try. It's way better than I expected, but I'm still in the beginning. You can see why the game only cost 30M, they copy pasted a lot of stuff kekAnyway, since I'm a sucker for SCP kind of stuff, I'm having a blast, reading fucking everything collectible they drop.
>>723866176Finland is just Sweden light, they have the same lunatic politicians that enforces wokeness and globohomo.
Why aren't you playing FBC: (Finnish Big Cock) Firebreak, /v/?
>>723874569Yeah I like the game a lot. Spec into the throwing skill, it's very helpful
SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF UNEMPLOYMENT
>>723874557I wonder how much money Epic gives them because some devs still take that deal.
>>723874569It has the same problem as every Remedy game. The gameplay becomes stale before you are even halfway through the story
It is incredibly satisfying seeing Remedyfags fail.
>>723874635Well if you don't want any browns in your country maybe you should have gotten a job as an electrician or something instead of getting a meme degree, Tapio
>>723874651I shall never pay for a live service slop.
>>723870349*dios mío... los ogros escandinavos...more like neanderthals, proud descendants of Grendel, I imagine
>>723872173they get millions from "investors"it doesn't matter if the company goes bankrupt when their personal wealth keeps increasing
>>723874823I don't think I've ever seen an actual AAA company take the full exclusive deal, they typically only do the timed one to cash in on some easy money and lose out on some initial sale, indie and low budget studios seem to take it more
>>723869661True fact.
>>723869280>D/deaf
>>723864745Their writing is usually pretty ok, it's just interesting systems they struggle with. Unironically they probably would have been better off just making traditional story driven shooters.
>>723875312deaf is the physical disability, Deaf is the community. Yes, Deaf peopel are as retarded as trannies and always have beenRemember that Scrubs episode where a deaf father doesn't want okay a cochlear implant for his son because being part of the deaf community is so important, even though that's clearly child abuse? They literally are like that irl
>>723874840I don't quite agree with that but it certainly became stale after I did the main quest and side bosses, and I couldn't be assed to do the DLCs on top of that
>>723874569Problem is that the enemy variety and gameplay is really, really bad.
>>723874658>Spec into the throwing skill, it's very helpfulI found it helpful already, especially when I'm out of bullets, which is happening a lot when facing those enemies with barriers. Thanks!>>723874840It seems quite short, though. I've seen numbers in the 10-15 hours. Good enough for me if I just decide to close shop. I doubt it, though. Like I said, I genuinely love this type of setting, and I'm taking my time exploring every nook and cranny.
>>723875519Sir 30M budget pls understand sir
>>723864727Max Payne remake, maybe?
>>723864712No, he's just the face.
that's what you get for turning alan wake into marvelslop extended universe crap and releasing le SCP dogshit instead of more max payne
>>723867402It's not a noose.It's a word-weapon pointed at a company that succumbed to the woke mindvirus and needs to die off.
>>723868782FBC Firebreak is not a game for Remedy's core audience and wasn't funded by Epic so it's no surprise it was a massive failureas a finn it hurts to see them fall so low after Max Payne
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>>723866901Pretty chill but a bit boring desu. Finns will get mad at you for saying it, but anything "good" in Finland is of Swedish origin. t. Foreigner living in Finland
>>723867402I am so, so sorry. Please don't think of him as a representative of all finnish. Not all of us are like him. There are some smart and friendly people here too. I am so sorry that he has ruined the reputation of all finns.
>>723866428are the two at the bottom supposed to be celebrities as well?
Anal Woke
>>723878472Anal Gape Poo
>>723867402It has nothing to do with it being a Finnish company and everything to do with it being a shit company that produces slop. If it cannot produce good games it should not exist. Understand?
>>723866176wrote themselves into having to do so because they wanted to have warlin door be her father to link up to quantum break
compared to the average AAA studio remedy makes their games for much much cheaperThat's why i don't think they will ever go bankrupt, they will be immediately bought out.Sony offered to do so in the past, microsoft too probably
>>723879087They made a couple of games that were a bit mediocre, how does that warrant going >nooo slop nooooo!!So you just proved my point
>>723869686Also, it makes you question if any big production was ever serious about diversity or was it always just a checklist for ESG money. If every consideration and representation of other cultures and minorities was always just a monetary transaction that goes away as soon as it's not profitable to do so. Dishonestly always has a cost.
>>723864658how unfortunateheard anal woke 2 was just about to turn in its first profit
>>723864658Good, this guy was behind nothing but woke slop the whole time he was there.
>>723868779>Swedish reading comprehensionVirtala was the old CEO. Mäki is the new CEO.Mäki was the old Chairman of the Board. Österlund is the new Chairman of the Board
>>723866176Alan Wake II was mostly developed in the peak of woke, ESG, Saint Floyd, etc. Sad to see Remedy go that route. I gave Alan Wake II a couple chances on its own merits, and it's the first Remedy game I didn't finish.
>>723880009you are retarded if you think it's going to get any better now
remember fbc firewatchkek
Remedy was big enough to have a board of directors when they only work on one game at a time?
>>723880879It can
>>723881148
>>723866176These companies are bleeding money and SBI are paying them to add black tokens to their games. It’s a short term solution though, and after the diversity money has dried up you start to see big wigs leave the sinking ship.
>>723866176every cultural product in the western world will be flooded with groids that is the natural conclusion of being ruled by semitic bankers and not having laws tat protect your cultural and historical commons. the moment euros killed the aristocracy it was over for them.
>>723864658>step down from his position as the company's CEO with immediate effectwoah... I imagine he used the wrong pronouns with one of the saints.
>>723881148Legal requirement for publicly traded company.
