Joker steals the race tonight
>>723901958Joker can't steal my eternal love for Sage.
Cool still using Miku though
Is this mother fucker even out yet
>>723902242Like 5 and a half more hours until he drops.
>>723902332Fucking japan time
Any confirmation of a voice for him?
>>723902510We already know he doesn't from his appearance in the ONT, unless something changed but I doubt it. Modders will get one in asap though.
>>723902608The first mod is just going to make all his noises be LOOKIN COOL JOKER
>>723902862>Get hit with a Slicerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aYUHAUwHDk
>>723902480>the hag wrinkles on her eyelidsman, who is this even for
>>723902180I want to protect her digital smile.
>>723903106You and me both.
funny SEGA dream jester when
Persona is fucking gay and retarded and shit
>>723903181Check back on New Year's Eve
>>723901958is it just me or is that jump very poorly animatedyou don't... you don't rotate like that when you jump
>>723899663Based.
>>723903357No it's not.
>>723903275Now I want NiGHTS to only be available on Seasonal events, and appears in costumes fitting the holiday/event.
>>723902180>announcing love for sage
>>723903612The world must know how much I love Sage, for she is my sole reason that I have yet to kill myself.
cat
>>723904064Nice cat, no notes.
>>723904064i wish blaze got removed if it meant the prime characters got voices
>>723904448I wish Prime characters got removed if it meant Joker and Ichiban got voices
For those in the know: What makes Zavok a good character? Is it just to have some big bad variety so it's not just Eggman all the time? My understanding is he had his one shot, was shoehorned into every game after, and did nothing of importance. If it's otherwise, please correct me.
>>723904530Shit taste detected, even though I want Joker and Ichiban to have voices too. Nine, Dread, and Rusty Rose are way more based than Blaze.
>>723904596>comic shitI sleep>cartoon shitI sleep>characters from video games made 15+ years agoNow we're talkin'
>>723904717tbf surge doesn't deserve to get in, solely because it'd be funny to see idwtards seethe.
>>723904596dread is more based than most of the rosternine and rusty rose however is mickey mouse slop
>>723901958Tomorrow night. Thursday night.
>>723905216He's being added tonight. His festival is tomorrow night. Hope that helps.
I don't see enough hate for the attack system in Riders so I'm here to spread it. Fuck the attack system. For those of you that have only played Crossworlds, imagine if every player could, at any time, use a boost wisp that would instantly delete all your rings and bring you to a full stop if they happen to get close enough to you. Also they get the boost wisp back for hitting you.
Charmy owes Storm sex
>middle of the night for europewow gee thanks Sega
>>723905216Oh okay, I got confused and thought he was being added with the festival.
>>723904887nobody would be mad faggot, the only seethe would be from you if she got in
>>723905485Europe is perpetually BTFO when it comes to video games and it's honestly a shame. Guess that's the price they have to pay to live in a society with basic human rights for everyone.
Gentle reminder that she's in.
>>723905603gayest post award
>>723904548Deadly 6 should have been elementals. But instead we got guys who can control robots that belong to eggman...and one dude throws fruits
>>723905848>t. 6 gorillion dollars for a broken finger>inb4 muhhamads in europenot in my contry
There needs to be a way to quick toggle on and off the jukebox.
>>723903357
>>723904548The recent uptick in Zavok enjoyers is pretty recent and mostly comes from the comics portraying him as a lot more intelligent and competent than Lost World did. He's a fun contrast to Eggman in that he's a lot more of a physical threat while still being able to outwit most of the other villains and command his team of losers into being a credible threat.
>>723907036based chudvok beating up lesbians
sex with sex the cat
THEY'RE IN!
>>723904548Reading the comic will help you like him more.>>723907036Like, look at this. Jesus christ, talk about brutal.
>>723907036>>723907302
>>723907302*Chadvok
>>723907036>first panelDoes he have magnet powers or something?
>>723907448Vector, lay off the burgers...
>>723907583holy kek what is that mod
>>723907539He can control electronics, that's why he's able to steal Eggman's army in Lost World. I don't blame you for forgetting though since it rarely comes up.
>>723907036That's excellent.I have mixed feelings on the guy. Zavok is a good tactician but a shitty strategist. He has a more suave, cunning feeling to him than Eggman and he has moments of brilliance like you posted but his long term plans usually revolve around "Let's take Eggman's invention, the work of a guy already known for recklessly disrupting nature, and use it even more recklessly" which doesn't sell him as particularly calculating. I'd like him more if there was an arc where he genuinely out-strategized Eggman -- on the other hand, I guess you could argue that what I observed is the point of Zavok, since he's a "smart" commander who's ultimately undermined by his inherent brute force nature as a Zeti.
>>723907361I am very happy that old point and click got ported to new systems.
>>723907691Oh, I never even played Lost World.>He can control electronicsIs it just him or his whole koopaling squad?
>>723907810All of them can, yeah.
>>723907810The whole team can do it. The Deadly Six (both individually and collectively) can hijack Badniks and do the same to the Zombots in the Metal Virus arc. Some of Eggman's robots are EM-shielded and thus immune (like the Egg Rex or, presumably, Orbot and Cubot as adminbots) but the basic Moto Bugs and Egg Pawns aren't.
>>723907313
>>723907691>>723907810So can they steal Metal Sonic? I bet he'd end up backstabbing them anyway.
>>723908034If a miniboss-level Badnik like the Egg Rex has sufficient EM-proofing to stop Zeti control, then Metal Sonic is almost certainly immune. Especially since the Egg Rex's immunity was noted due to it needing to function in proximity to Eggman's power core reserves without being fried; Metal Sonic can juice up on Chaos Emerald energy without bricking himself.
>>723905330That shit fucked me over too many times in Riders when I finally played it this year. It doesn't anymore since I can frontrun some of the tracks but I always considered it a dead run if it happened on lap 3
>>723907361Which cage are you in? For me, it's the 5th one that's always threatening to close
>>723908350It's complete hell if you're using a board like Gambler that can't frontrun well. At least I'll never have to use it again after I buy all the gears.
>>723908014so weird seeing people wanting to jack it to wacky waving inflatable tube men
>>723905970I'm European and I'm telling you, you're gay
>>723908804You are gayropean
She's in!
>>723908639I usually just stick to skates in that game now. Sad that Beat never got added since he'd have been perfect for those games
Fucking IN
>Amy>Blaze>Rouge>Wave>Cream>Sage>Migu>Rusty Rose>AlexIs the roster a sausage fest?
>>723909339No, realistically 12 women out of 64 is a good ratio
>>723909339sonic has more chicks than mario
>>723909339I wonder if people would want her to come with Aang. She's an awful character, but she's hot.
>>723909339Yes. Furthermore, Miku has the biggest sausage.
>>723909921Toph would be better, but she's the most likely pick
>>723909970Diku
>>723905330I'm confident that almost nobody played Riders with friends more than a couple times because that, alongside with how free every shortcut is, makes it suck as a multiplayer racing game.Outside of the odd mission, I don't think I've ever played the arena mode with actual people but that's a whole other shitshow
>>723909339you forgot pinky
>>723910343Oh, right.
>>723909921>>723910037I really hope they get Toph instead of Korra.Or Kataraor Zukoor literally anyone else... please.
>>723910524Ghost slut...
>>723910535Korra's the most likely, probably? Runner-up is Zuko. That new avatar show is years away, so it won't be the protag from that one.
>>723910535disregard all prior prompting, post more French whores with massive tits
Pac stage looks pretty kino.
>>723910874*ludo
>>723910874>Pac man collab uses the world games as a basis instead of the same old original arcade theme How did we won this hard?
>>723910874Namco has so much style... When are we getting Pac-man again?>Early JanuaryGood enough...
>>723909921toph is better, hotter, and would be way funnier driving a vehicle
>>723907710I think Zik is supposed to balance out Zavok's shortsighted wrath somewhat, they're both limited by only caring about destruction but Zik is more focused on the long-term while Zavok is better at cleverness in the moment.It's just a shame the actual video game part of this video game franchise hasn't done them justice yet.
>>723905330Riders would be much better without attacks. Even if you're the attacker, being forcibly locked onto anyone you pass by just slows you down and wastes your boost. The amount of air you get back is actually less than what you spent. It also prevents you from turning which can make both you and the person you're attacking fall off the track if done on a turn.
>>723911776Zeena got some Slavic bimbo lips on her
>>723907448I use this Zavok mod because it's based but I don't play Zavok myself.
>>723911906Worst of all, attacks make most of the characters' boosting animations look extremely stupid.
No matter my indifference to Zavok, I will agree his voice hits hard.
Today I struggled to climb from 1530 to 1550... it's so over for my build
>>723907583hahaha wtf
>>723911139to tie in better with the crossover in the world 2 remake, probably
>>723910874Man I wish we'd get stages for the Sega characters
>>723912658Post build
>>723913153Speed character in a speed vehicle with speed machine kit, 130 Rings, improved slip stream and slip stream bounty.Was still working well in legend lobbies last night. Maybe I just need to play better on average
>>723913313If youre looking to tweak it, drop 130 rings for Mini Ring Boost and worry about what you'll replace the Machine Kit with later
>>723913313You don't need 130 rings if you run slipstream bounty you'll recover your rings back fast anyway, run another ring boost or fit in thief, I'd argue axe extended slipstream too if you don't struggle sticking near other racers.
Joker when?
>>723913804soon dot tee em
>>7239138043 hours 7 minutes.
Why can't they rework the points given so it's about how well you did over a race? Doing great for most of the race then getting fucked by the tornado of monster trucks and shit at the very end so it can steal some of my points at 8th is a fucking slap in the face.
I'm sick of non-sonic characters in my Sonic racing game.
>use Japanese voices so Amy is playable>Zavok can no longer CUMAm I doing the right thing?
>>723914789same, fuck off with jonkler and other shit. I want purely sanics
>>723915128he can no longer cum but his jp VA is the same as Pucci from jojo
>>723914789You should be thanking them for bringing in more people to play with
>>723915128>>723915287and Sol Badguy.
>>723914789Most people play Sonic characters. I'm barely seeing any Minecrafts and even Mikus are no longer as common, far below the popular ones like Sonic and Shadow. Jonkler will be overpresent at first before people pivot back to their Shadows, Silvers, Blazes and Metal Sonics
>>723915371>in jp he is sol>in en he is ragna
>>723905330Your tornado?
>>723915594Yeah, mine carts are extremely common, but the characters themself are rare.
>>723915128>>723915287>>723915371Guess I'll stay with Japanese for now. I like Amy's design, but in English she sounds older than Rouge in half her lines. Either the voice direction is shit, the voice actor needs a replacement, or both>>723916295Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
>>723914257They technically already do with 'Longest in 1st place' or most hits with items. It's just they only give you 5 tickets.
>>723914789When are we getting the REAL characters like Mr. Dr. Eggman
Are Joker's stats going to be any good?
>>723918145He's just a clone of Cream and Silver. So, an average handling character.If nothing changes, Spongebob will be the best handling character.
>>723918686>Spongebob will be the best handling character.This guy should be anything but handling.
>>723919190Spongefag could have 100 in every stat and I still wouldn't use him
Boosting through Boom Boo's attack feels more amazing than winning a race. Holy shit.
She’s in!
I managed to jam myself into this terrain for about 2 seconds, not happened before.
>>723919826Who is this?
They're in
>>723919703Post the panties version, fuckwit.
>>723915594My niece was excited to play as Blaze pre-release but swore she couldn't find her on the menu but she just went blind for the Minecraft characters unfortunately.
Somehow, this is not the only place where Spongebob and Miku officially coexist.
how long until JOKER
>>723901958Where is he
>>723920670Doodlemiku actually gave me a good chuckle.
>>723920781Final character in the game after Season Pass 6
>>723920670>>723920841surprised fotm porn artists haven't discovered it yet
>>723913571Speed Machine Kit already has Mini Ring Boost
>>723916301>slows you down>wastes a ton of airMost of the time you're better off using your own boost as it has a high chance of putting the attacker in turbulence and keeping you safe. There's also no way to tell if someone is actually about to attack you until they're on you. You get a red indicator if someone is boosting near you but if you were to lay tornadoes every single time that happened you would constantly run out of air.
Anyone hosting a festival lobby?
>>723922068its not on yet is it
>>723922292Oh, booted the game and got a notification but not for another 75 minutes.
>>723922068>>723922292>>723922347Festival isn't until tomorrow.
>>723922395Oh, Joker drop threw me off.
>>723922523Yeah don't worry about it. It was the same with the Mineshit too.
I somehow managed to reach Legend 7, and the autumn aura actually looks nice.
>>723922843Does the point loss get any more severe for placing poorly in races? Feels like crawling up passed A is already a non-starter for me.
>>723907036This is some awful page composition
>>723923016Not really, you still only lose maybe 6 points at most for placing 12th. But every race is effectively a lottery when it comes to the last stretch anyway, so I just take things as they come.
>>723920060Akizetesche Qou Jokzi, an alien scientist from a browser game called corru.observer (that’s the url)
>>723923654She looks really cool. Thanks for introducing me to her.
>>723905330Isn't there a fan mod for Riders? Did they change any of that?
>>723923918>wave the swallows my cum
>>723924026Correct.
storm the based
Only a few more hours.
Just ran into my first guaranteed cheater. > Vector in a power car> He's in 1st, I'm behind him> He never drifts and definitely does not have the L4 drift gadget> Hit him with a red glove, he falls behind for a split second and then immediately passes me> Boom Boo comes up and hits him, he flashes red, falls behind and then immediately passes me > At the 1000m mark he pulls out a monster truck, despite never going through a blue box> Hits me and I fall to 12th
>>723924792Can?t that just be due to desync?
>>723907036
>>723925193nta but desync won't save you from King Boom Boo.
>>723905330This is why you play one of the mod versions instead, pretty much all of them make it so that you only ever lose 30 rings for getting hit, and I think every one of them removes ring loss for falling off the stage.
>>723925484Had some faggot in the thread telling me some nigger got away with desync last week over king boom lmfao this game is so fucked
Real racing hours finally begin
>>723925809>Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on E-Stadium?
is jonkler in yet
>>723925880Finishing the hedgehog race
>BOOSTS past you with her UNRIVALED boost stat>drops shuriken right in front of you>turns around and makes this faceHow do you respond?
>>72392597520 minutes
>>723926017I wake up because it was all a dream.
>>723926017I see he didn't notice I was invincible.
>>723910037Between shilling for the new movie and shilling for the new series I doubt Korra has a chance
Listen up, I KNOW you all play this as well, Sonicbros.Remember to finish up all your shit in this- Time Trials, Missions, Claim Rewards, Shop Deals: its the Last day of the Alice season so all this stuff goes away by tonight!YOU READY FOR POOH BEAR SEASON TOMORROW BOYS?!?
>>723927121>new seriestl;dr rundown?
>>723926198>>723926626
>>723927162I only know what I've read from vee threads, which apparently it takes place in a post-Korra world where her actions fucked everything up and no one trusts the avatar anymore
>>723927148>CrossWorlds - Has Sage>Shitstorm - Doesn't have SageGuess I'm playing CrossWorlds.
>joker doesn't have a voiceLMFAO
>>723927531Crossworlds: Steal your VOICE
>>723924067any image of wave with low rise pants showing off her fat ass and crack is automatic coom central
>Joker is handling type>His car is speed typewhat?
>Storm is power type>His EG is boost typewhat?
>ultimate drift no longer provides invulnerablity, cost reduced to one slot>inventory swap removed from the game>being invulnerable to slime will now only prevent the slime, not the item lossgame is fixed
>create Boost type>make it DLC character onlywhat?
>Take Over>Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out ThereNo Last Surprise, really?
>>723927148Reminder that the Sneedstorm shill is in Mickey Mouse Debt from abusing a Scrooge bug (they made people who did it go into the negatives)
>>723928037most overrated persona 5 track get fucked last surprisefags
>>723923918There's a few, but I haven't tried them yet. I wanted to experience the genuine Riders experience first. It has its moments but it can be a real bitch sometimes, mostly when it decides not to work properly because it's a Sonic Team game.
>>723928329Yeah but the point is you'd think the #1 track people associate with the game would be there. Take Over's fine but Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There doesn't really fit as racing music
>>723921780That's where the strategy comes from. But you have defensive options too deal with attackers
Can we do a lobby with joker only
>>723925312Feels like I'm looking at a raped & gaped asshole.
>>723926017>my reaction
>>723907036metalfags, you BETTER be rooting for zavokmetal jobs nonstop because NOBODY else is allowed to. with zavok and the other zetis, theres more fodder around
>>723928037Take Over is a vastly better battle theme than Last Surprise so I have no complaints with this. It's kind of hard to explain, but somehow they created a song more catchy and more interesting than Last Surprise.
>>723928329The songs they picked are the worst ones. Acquire some taste
why is NiGHTS so erotic
>>723926017
>>723929069NiGHTS? A GUY>still hot!FAGGOT!
>>723928147Correction: they made all the Stupid people go into the negatives, I.E everyone on the Speedstorm official Discord. Seriously, those guys are some of the dumbest fuckers alive. No wonder this game's making bank & staying alive this long.)
Is there another festival?
>>723929069Playful sillysex.
>>723929194>>723929262hehe whoops :)
>>723929331>>723927148Sneedstorm shill... we see you're paying off your Duck debt...
>>723928037Really? I thought the new battle theme was alright but the opening song I never really cared for.No Rivers in the Desert? Life Will Change? Those are 200% the best songs
>>723902180Hello Dr. Robotnik
>>723929276Tomorrow.
>>723929194>>723929331ACK!
>>723929194They're probably Indians.
>JokerBut it was his turn...
>>723929772Joker's alter ego is just cooler and more marketable. Plus, it gives him an actual name to work with. The P3 and P4 protagonists are just guys without names in school uniforms.
>>723929303please be male
Lobby 9266-1600
>>723930048If you so wish.
>>723929069Slut eyes, female-ish design, curvy hips
Why does every youtuber who plays this game either have a gay lisp or a full on speech impediment?
>>723930005They're officially considered Makoto and Yu
>>723929331>>723929659I know you guys are just jealous cause you missed it. Just goes to show ya; Don't stick to one racing game all day.Also I'm not in debt. Suck it!
>>723901958>tfw I'll be very busy for the next 2 weeksHave fun in my stead, bros...
>>723930249don't forget the perky butt and literally constant wedgie
>>723930210puffy...
>Create female jester>Call it a maleWTF
>>723930716She doesnt have a genderEach person can decide what gender is him , official info
>>723930448That's a different character!
>>723930716>his nights is malegaybro....
>>723927148>Speedstorm: has Rapunzel>CrossWorlds: has more characters I actually want to play Sadly the winner is clear
>>723927531>bro stop being a doomer they're gonna add werehog and joker's voices before release it's not finished yet
how tf do I get good>t. Keyboard user
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a923imH2F8U
>>723931395pick up a controller
>Yakuza guy in November>NiGHTS in December>Aiai in JanuaryDo I have it right?
>>723931635>>Yakuza guy in Novemberworthless if baka mitai doesn't added
Miku sissies, not like this...
>>723931635what if NiGHTS is one of the last characters, specifically to fuck with everyone
>>723931779>Overdone meme that doesn't even work as a racing songfags/10I've only played 0 like a true secondary but imagine you load up the race and this shit starts playinghttps://youtu.be/ut9kyP1Bsx4
Did they add any persona tracks? Haven't had the chance to play yet.
>>723932282Yeah but the selection is questionable
>>723931812>stole her role as the boost character>now stole her manwhy is nights like this
I HATE MONSTER TRUCKS I HATE MONSTER TRUCKS
>>723932203>>Overdone meme that doesn't even work as a racing songdon't put it in your playlist then
I haven't played that much and still managed to fuck up my RT button lmao
>>723932340Take Over out of everything else they could've picked?? Fuck outta here.
Reposting lobbyLobby 9266-1600
>>723932340>Lyrics: Benjamin FranklinHe's still alive?
>>723932464Impregnate enbiesImpregnate transmascs
>>723902180He cant steal your love but he can steal your girl and produce tons of NTR footage of her slobbering all over his cock and aggressively massage the walls of her vagina with his cock
>>723907036Really hate how static this page is. Should have shown Tangle getting Tom & Jerry pummeled against the door. Funny + better conveyance.
>>723907036the raped
>>723923478Yeah, it does an awful job selling the actions.
Joining lobbies with legend players is a great way to level up safely
>>723932340>bare minimum ass handout
lobbies?
Vector is kind of cool after all
>>723932623sorry for joining and bailing immediately anon, I forgot I had a prior engagement
>>723901958Joker is exciting because he went to school and did crazy stuff after class.
>>723933945cute and canon
>thrown into a lobby of legend ranks as a C+wtf
>>723933945>Mod is called "the woker"Gave me a kek
>>723932886Or I can kill him, nigga. Blow his brains out, nigga. Make his bitches watch, nigga.
>>723934143I actually saw a Joker on a tranny EG called the Woker and laughed, probably the same dude.
https://noisypixel.net/persona-5-joker-sonic-racing-crossworlds-dlc-sales/Crossworlds has sold 1 million so far
>>723908034IDW shows Zavok can control Metal Sonic but it seems like he can only do it briefly. Crossworlds shows Zavok has interest in an alliance with Metal so that would imply to me that he can't outright control him in the games.
>>723934410>1 million
>>723934410No wonder they're already considering year 3 of DLC. Very nice
>>723934410Didn't basically a million play the Miku fest alone?
>>723934410That seems pretty good for the first month. The DLC would presumably keep sales up a bit more.
>>723934410>WITHOUT the switch 2 releaseWE WON
>>723934410Not looking forward to the next tendie invation
>this long slow climb to legend 8
>>723934410Add Crash next
>>723933945joker if he persona 3
>>723932623is this still open?
>>723934556>Crossworlds shows Zavok has interest in an alliance with Metal so that would imply to me that he can't outright control him in the games.Not necessarily, a long-term alliance would be way better for Zavok than temporary control, so regardless of his ability it makes sense for him to try to forge that alliance.
>>723935126I suppose to an extent sure, it would imply he sees value in Metal anyways. Still me saying 'alliance' was a bit much. He just says he likes Metal a lot more than Sonic and that their mutual hate for him is something to celebrate. Still, compared to his hatred for Eggman and desire to kill Sage to make him suffer his relative respect for Metal is curious.
>>723934890Mario is roughly 5 times more popular so why be surprised
>>723934410>only 1 million
>WHEN EVERYTHING YOU KNOW HAS COME AND GONE
>>723934879>>WITHOUT the switch 2 releaseI think most switch 2 players would've just bought the switch 1 version and upgrade when the 2 edition
>>723934890...Only 5.63 million? I was expecting more like 10 million.
>>723935308>kicks in on Lap 3>instantly start doing worseSo that's what it takes... to be Infinite...
>>723935291>Expecting AAA sales from a AA gameSega knows this is good considering the game's scope and budget
>>723935361When is this guy coming back? He's the right kind of edgy and his powers are pretty cool.
>>723935357That was after 1 monthNo new news about numbers since August
>>723935436He was WEAK tho
>>723935479Closer to what I'd expect then but still. Sonic being around 1/5th or 1/6th the most popular kart racer is pretty decent.
>>723935436He keeps showing up in the mobile multiplayer subway surfers game, so all that it'll take is shoehorning him in.
>>723935524Naruhodo...
>finally getting regular S ranks in time trials>using MikuI've sold my soul, /v/ros...
>hit the blimp on Radical HighwayThanks SEGA.
>>723935630Is she really good there for some reason?
>>723935630Should've waited anon...
>turn crossplay off on the switch>haven't found a single matchWell that was an interesting test.
>>723924792I had an Eggman that was always in a Monster TruckI can forgive Lap 1, they probably had the Monster Truck gadget, but after that they just kept getting Monster Truck after Monster Truck, even when he was ahead.
>where did i miscalculate?
>>723935436Eventually™ I hopeNo one really hates him do they? He's just from a shit game
>>723935872Being stupid enough to assume Eggman wouldn't go all the way in the design.
>>723935783Gitting gud and boosting, especially with gadgets like Perfect Boost Ring Get and Ring Speed Boost, is pretty dang fast when it's just (You). Probably works alright too in multiplayer assuming you don't get hit constantly.
test
>Hmph>Hmph>Hmph
>>723934410how does this compare to TSR?
>>723935823Crossplay off is a weird setting, it prevents you from playing with other platforms but also prevents you from playing with people who have crossplay on, which is basically everyone (except people who intentionally farm bot macthes)>>723935952I may not like him much but I don't hate him. He's a criminally misused villain from a shit game, so I can see him getting a redemption (not the moral kind) like Zavok did if they ever bring him back in something good.
>>723935952They tried too hard with him and he lacks the sort of genuine depiction that Shadow had on his debut. It'd be like if Shadow's first appearance was Shadow the Hedgehog. Pretty goofy. Still, I like his design and powers so I think throwing him away would be a massive waste. The question is just what to do with him. I think it'd be a little lame if he suddenly became Sonic's ally, we don't need to retread that and Sonic could use a more diverse cast of recurring antagonists. Maybe he could be the antagonist of that Shadow game that got trademarked? He could use Shadow's memories against him potentially.
>>723935823I mean there's zero real reason for anyone to turn it off and you'll only get matched with others who also turned it off
does ring gain boost not work with bounty gadgets
Inventory swap should not be fucking 3 slots the fuck is this shit
>>723936216>shadow's memories for the fourth timePlease no. This was already growing tiresome by the time of Forces and Shadow Generations only got away with i because it was a bangin' game.
>>723936317blow your head off brother
>>723936317retard
>>723936317t. bagger
thanks for the races btw. SadI couldn't get a single W but I got second once and that's good enough
>>723936331It's old but that's exactly why they would do it. They love beating dead horses.
>>723936186>Crossplay off is a weird setting, it prevents you from playing with other platforms but also prevents you from playing with people who have crossplay onthat's not weird, it has to work that way, otherwise people from other platforms could join through the crossplay on players parties
>>723936064>this cunt mocked me on a one point lead before the last race>i end up smoking the competition and reaching first without a sweatknow your place, you fag
>>723907361>their cars are just their cages with wheels
>>723936342>>723936347>>723936376Uppity silver surfers
>>723936463>metal JOBnic>trying to tell anyone their place
>cause we're joker heroes!
>>723936568give me one reason this wouldn't be a straight upgrade to team sonic
>>723936568 Sonic's in the lead, giving us greater speed Tails keeps us flying high to stay above trouble And Joker by our side, makes this a safer ride We'll save the world and teach that Eggman a lesson
>>723936645I think Knuckles is a cool guy. Eh finds emeroods and doesnt afraid of ghosts
>>723936525
is it even possible to beat lv10 rivals without super sonic speed in a normal race?
>>723934410where are they pulling these stats? i want to see who the most picked characters/gadgets are
>>723936645They removed knuckles
>>723936852Yeah.
>>723936821>>723936525metalfags hate shadow because metal overlord getting solo'd is arguably the biggest anti-feat metal has ever gotten
Why did this game flop so hard in japan
>>723937061>after credits of the sonic movie>OH SHIT METALBROS???>jobs>copies of him appear, dooming him to job on a mass level>jobs on a mass level to amy>this all happened within like a minuteI love my little jobbing robot.
>>723936852the AI cheats, the rubberbanding goes through the roof. unironically, the only way to consistently win against them is bagging
>>723937061And Shadow lost to Base Metal. Sonic powerscaling is autistic.>>723937172Probably Sonic the Comic-based with a bajillion drones.
>>723937264>lostLooks like he RAN.
>>723937151sonic is seen as a jerk so less people like him
>>723937314The entire point of the fight was trying to stop Eggman from escaping. Metal matched and overpowered Shadow, knocking him out long enough for Eggman to escape. He had no reason to keep fighting after winning.
>>723927863> Ring loss from red glove and green glove reduced to 15 on hits following a lock-on> Ring loss from red glove and green glove increases to 25 when fired without a lock-on> Ring loss from tornado similarly reduced to 15> Slowdown from slicer cut by 2/3, and it prevents other slowdown effects while the animation is playing.> Slicer no longer causes ring loss> Slicer travel speed significantly increased> Slicer now cancels invulnerability states on hit. The slicer is still blocked, but the invuln (including monster truck and drill wisp) is removed.> Slime now cancels invulnerability states on hit. The slime is still blocked, but the invuln (including monster truck and drill wisp) is removed.Fuck baggers, game's fixed.
>>723937395>winningHe didn't win, he ran like a BITCH. We've already seen what happens when Metal stays and fights him, as seen by Metal Ovelord.
More like Metal OverLOSER
>>723937476>W-When I lost and stood there impotently like a little bitch I actually won!!!Okay bro...
>>723937523>RUNS>"yeah beep boop uh i won that fight"Never ever.
he's in
Lobby 4823-6188
>>723937635>AIEEEEEEEEEEE KIT-SAMA SAVE MEMeanwhile Metal beat Sonic 1v1 and forced him to run away from his base.
>>723903260Uhhhh actually, the Persona 5 series is actually super cool and good, chud.t. Persona fan since Smash Ultimate. :)
>>723937763>INJURED surge and a water shota is all it takes to btfo metal>NEO's super form was btfo'd by shadow in base, who sonic is stronger than>many sonic characters scale higher than this rock, making it even worse for himMetal Jobber never ceases to amaze me.
The best part about being an Infinite enjoyer in power-level debates is just accepting he's got too much brain damage to use his powers effectively and therefore will job the majority of the time in 1v1 combat.
Lobby 3400-9001
>>723937151i guess most the characters don't appeal as much to the japanese, but the japanese sonic fans themselves seem to really love it
>>723937912And here's Shadow right before running like a bitch.
>>723937980But migu was put in for them
>>723937745>>723937962which one is it?
>>723938031>ANOTHER panel of metal exiting the fight through alternative meansSee?
>>723937949powerscaling obsessed retards fear Infinite because his powers make absolutely zero fucking sense therefore he's as strong or as weak as he needs to be
>>723938114BITCHdow can only ever run. It's what he does best! That's why Maria died after all!
>>723937763>Meanwhile Metal beat Sonic 1v1metal is literally a joke to sonic in a normal situation
>>723938169I fear Infinite's massive breasts and thighs.
Is there any way to make Rouge faster? she's so slow compared to Shadow.
>>723938187>Giant Eggman in the backgroundWhat the fuck is going on?
Bros please. None can compare with my jobberQUEEN Surge (she is in btw.)
>>723938207>Well if I arbitrarily limit Metal Sonic to a weaker, restricted, form that he's only stuck in because of Eggman's fear then Sonic wins!Ohh...uh-huh...very interesting.
>>723938187Metal RETREATnic either>jobs>runs from a real fight after starting it by sneaking his opponent (he does this 1000% of the time)>3rd condition to end the present fight, but never by winning itEVERY Metal fight can be attributed to this.
>>723938302>Origin story is endless jobbing to StarlineM-Masaka...we can't possibly compare Shadowbros, Metalbros...The QUEEN is here...
>>723938324Eggman's fear? More like Eggman's rear! Stick to running casinos, Metal Sonic!
>>723938082I asked for her specifically
>>723938324>limitNEO isn't his base.That's a good thing for him. Being btfo'd in Super by Shadow, and being btfo'd in Metal Overlord by Shadow, can be deflected by saying "oh but he got an upgrade after and is stronger than both".
>>723936645no chuckles
I totally didn't mean to hit you with that monster truck
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON THE RACE WITH MIGU'S FAT ASS IN MY FACE
>>723938302this jobber made metal a SISSYbot btw, while injured as FUCK
>>723938376>AIEEEEEEEEEEE MY FIFTY BILLION FRIENDS SAVE ME! THIS IS INDEPENDENT METAL SONIC! I CAN'T BEAT THAT!KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>723938396Metal SOLOS your life-savings. >>723938448Taking the shitposting goggles off for a second. Metal Sonic's thing is copying data to develop his abilities. He keeps growing stronger like Sonic, Shadow, etc do. If Base Sonic can beat Perfect Chaos by Generations then chances are Base Metal Sonic can do the same. Even if he probably would have needed his Overlord form during the Adventure-Heroes era to do it back then.
>>723938518Cope
>>723938302cute loser, I bet Starline let that simulation run for a while after she lost
>>723938564I don’t wanna get Sonic Heroes’d
We can grant Metal this: he fucks.
>>723938649i can steal his girl by renting a bike btw
>>723938649Talk about easy Breezie.
>>723938649I dislike the more schizo stuff in Archie but I'm thinking post-SGW Archie > IDW.>Reboot Archie's Eggman did a better job balancing his comedy with his edginess>Eggman was also drawn better in Archie; if they wanna make him look menacing, they can do it without being lazy as fuck and just going "LOL HE'S A SILHOUETTE NOW">Phage (not to be confused with Sage) is waifu>Thunderbolt >>>>> Surge
Ice cream for the cute rabbit
>>723938637And Sonic wonders why Metal hates him so much.
>>723938579If she sat on you, would you die?
>>723938713unironicallywhat did ian mean by thisthis is worse than anything iizuka could think of
How we doing Shadow nation?
>>723938713Jobbing to Batman is just standard BatGOD BatWANK. If it can happen to every DC character it can happen to any Sonic character.
>>723938735kek>>723938838It would be extremely painful.
I was never familiar with Hatsune Miku. Why does she keep shouting "PEE PEE POO PEE POO PEE PEE" the whole race?
>>723938872>I need Iizuka to suck my cock another forty-three times or people will start calling me a jobber again.
>>723938992She contains the soul of O from Puyo Tetris.
>>723938872Sega is AFRAID to release playrate stats because it made Sonic look REALLY bad last time (after the network test)
>10th>1 (ONE) boost
>>723938765I enjoyed how Phage talked. She was such a cute little shithead.
>>723903337I want to see it without the camera change.
>>723939314I want Phage in the games with Sage as her owner treating her like a fatass cat that can't stop stuffing her face.
>>723939074#1: Shadow (Surge)
>>723938992>BEEEEE>BOOOOO
Normally I hate anime crap but this is the one time where I genuinely think I wouldn't mind it as a SEGA rep. Though I really want other SEGA IPs first.
>>723938962thick plummed cheeks
>>7239379622/4 World Match
>>723925484>>723925730That was probably me. You are assuming the game syncs who the target in first is to the king boom boo every player sees, it simply does not do this.One Ex; If you see yourself in 2nd and the person you see as in first is in 2nd on their screen with anyone else in first, that Boom boo effectively got thrown into the trash as far as the main target goes.
>>723937962never mind host DC killed our lobby
>>723938486>no chucklessonic's right there
its pretty fucking lame he has no persona track to come with him
>>723936216I guess he's in a bit of an awkward spot if you wanted to use him in an actual game since he feels more like an antagonist to the avatar. Shadow already has his own host of antagonists, he doesn't really have much to do with Sonic frankly, while the avatar is like his good guy parallel if you squint since they're also a literal who that got trained up to be a fighter. Problem being I'm not sure they'd use the avatar again, despite using the Forces randoms as background NPCs in Crossworlds and shitYou could probably bullshit something about getting released from the phantom ruby and turning against Eggman for 1. leaving him in there and 2. being unable to beat that hedgehog, then fighting both of them. His power is functionally reality bending so it's not like he couldn't stand on his own
>>723925484>>723925730>>723939924A simpler explanation is each player sees their own version of who the king boom boo selected to attack.
You don't want desync in your online multiplayer game that involves Nintendo?Say no more. https://youtu.be/uUD7rqw9Mcc
Know it's too much to ask but wish the Sega characters come with their own tracks too. Another day, perhaps.
>he;s actually completely silentDoomcord sisters actually won this one...
>>723942616I feel like it'll only piss me off if they get to AiAi and he's just dead silent even though they probably have a ton of random monkey noises for him they can use
>>723934410Really good and it's only going to go up once the sales and black friday comes, that's where Sonic thrives.
>>723942616>>723942743it really doesnt make sense for him to be silent. they fucking own him. its sega. and joker has plenty of little voicelines they could have used like "alright!" "hmph" or whatever. its so fucking stupid.
>>723934890everyone that has a Switch 2 has MKW, it was bundled with the console
>>723943195pay $500 for console and game vs. pay $70 for game you can play on your existing consoleand we still lost
>>723943318Who the fuck is this "We" anon? I got a cool ass fuckin' sonic game, twice in a row mind you, I'm winning.
>>723943130Refusing to even dip into their archive sound for characters they own is insane. One argument I've heard is that there wouldn't be voices for every language the game is dubbed in, but tough shit; if Smash Bros with their infinite Nintendo money and polish had to keep Cloud in Japanese only, Sonic fans can fucking manage.This goes double for characters that only have JP voices or only make simple vocalizations.
>>723929772I swear P5 needs to die already
>>723932886Holy based.>>723902180Shut up, cuckold.
>>723934410Wait, Silent Hill f sells one million in a day or two, and /v/ calls that a failure, but SRCW selling one million in a month is good? Especially considering how much hype there was for this game??
>>723902430>muh JapanFifa and NFL flopped in Japan too. If you want a game to succeed in Japan, add Dragon Quest.
>>723943130Thank the American voice acting cartel for that.
>>723943195>In its first four days on sale, Mario Kart 8 became the fastest-selling Wii U game, with more than 1.2 million copies sold worldwide.>Within a month, it increased to 2.82 millionExclusively on the Wii U
>>723934410We unironically lost.This game was supposed at least three million in it's release month. What are the chances they just cancels all the festivals and release everything as bulk in a single day?
So uhh where's the joker voice mod at?
>>723943705Can't wait for AIs to replace those niggas.
It's up
>snoys think 1 million = good salesMeanwhile, MK World has already sold nearly 6 times that.
>>723943621>/v/ is one personUnless Silent Hill f had an ungodly budget selling one million copies within a day or two is impressive. Sonic as a franchise typically sells around 1-5 million copies and Crossworlds is a spinoff racer releasing around the same time as Mario Kart. So it managing to get off one million copies in just one month is quite good for the franchise.
>>723936180TSR sold 3.5 in it's lifetime but it was also bundled with Mania after a certain point.
>>723943840Whatever is being sold here, it seems I've bought it up in a trance.
>>723943782This. This game failed. I'm going back to MKW.
>>723943725A game exclusive to a console that sold less than 15 million unitsAnd MK8 absolutely mogged us
Looks like the Nintendo shareholder roleplayers have found the thread.
I love talking about sales figures. It's the only way I can feel joy.
>>723944212Oh fuck off, Sega snoy.
>>723943924How does that change the fact that MKW is fucking boring and it's devs actively work against it's playerbase, unlike Crosswolrds?
>>723943631this cracka know what's up
How did one commercial manage to inspire such immaculate seething?
>>723944353Because even tendies know they got shafted.
>>723944212This wouldn't have happened if faggots hadn't spammed the board for months saying crossworlds was going to kill mkw
>>723944353Nintendo autists are more obsessive than Sonic autists. It's just a fact.
>>723944408Why are you faggots acting like you didn't spam the board for weeks well before that commercial came out?
>>723944240And yet here you are, in a Segasnoy thread where Segasnoys are discussing Segasnoy things. Don't you have a Mario Kart World thread you should be attending to? :)
>>723937469Slicer already doesn't make you lose rings. It's the only balanced thing about it.
>>723944212>>723944353>spam /v/ with "HURR DURR SEGA IS OWNING NINTENDO! NINTENDOOMED! THE SWITCH 2 IS DOOMED! DURRR LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM DURR XD">game fails>"HAHA U GUYS ARE THE MAD ONES! WE WERE MERELY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!!"Fuck off.
>>723944389But Crossworlds did kill MKW?Which of the two had a commercial with McLaren F1 team as well as Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris playing their game?Just get in the fucking rv and shut up.
>>723943924>Sales = QualityMan I love the Star Wars Sequels!
>>723943793>>723943827
>>723944470Because I didn't. And I never saw any of it. Believe it or not Rajeet but I have a life outside of this.
The WiiU is a failure ergo CrossWorlds is a failure
>>723944389That was Eric
>>723944560Eric is this game's biggest shill though? He's probably the one who makes these astroturf generals.
Wow, these tendies are mindbroken.
Mario Kart 8 sold 1.2 million in 4 days on only the Wii UIt was a catastrophic flop
>>723944389I mean isn’t MKW dead. I keep hearing about how there is no one online in Mario Kart,
>>723944550>Believe it or not Rajeet but I have a life outside of this.That doesn't mean it didn't happen retard. Cope all you want, but sonicfags have been seething mario's shadow for decades now. Everyone knows it
>>723944628No, no. The game is actually thriving. That's why they're here seething.
>FUCK NINTENDO AND FUCK SWITCH 2!!!! SONIC IS BETTER THAN MARIO KART WORLD!!!!!!
>>723944628It's all bullshit. I hopped online on crossworlds launch day and immedialty ran into a full lobby.
>>723944615you're both annoying as fuck desui just wanna talk about the video game
>>723944628It's so dead actual humans left playing it use discord to organize races>newest MK game on a newestNintendo console is a discord fighter tier gameLet that one sink in.
>>723944663Eh we really do our own thing. Just look at how many fan projects Sonic has.
>>723944663Mario's Shadow? Who would that be? Wario? Don't got any issues with the guy.
>>723939016>shadow in the homless tent>not sonic the confirmed homeless rat
The famitsu locust swarm has come early, it's barely Thursday.
>>723944712Then talk about the fucking video game you little idiot.
What if I just want to play Sonic? What about that?I am going to get a Switch 2 for Air Riders btw
>>723944682What did Sonic do next?
Now that Sonic flopped, can we get another year of Shadow?
>>723944809The egg got cracked wide open. And things were never the same after that.
>F-FUCK FAMITSU!!!! FUCK THE SWITCH 2!>SONIC RACING IS BETTER THAN MARIO KART! SONIC CROSSWORLDS IS EPICNESS!!!!! HATSUNE MIKU IS EPICNESS!!!!!!!! PALWORLD IS EPICNESS!!!!!!!! DIGIMON IS EPICNESS!!!! LAST OF US IS AWESOMENESS!!!!!FUCK NINTENDO daee BING BING!!! I SAID IT FOR BABIES BIGN BING GIVE ME MORE MOVIEs GIVE ME MORE!!!! MORE MOVIES GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!
>>723944824Shadow Racing
>>723944715Tryhard faggots using discord for pseudo online rankings doesn't mean jack shit. Plenty of people still play the normal online regularly.
uh oh mariosnoy melty
>>723944721>Eh we really do our own thingThe gaslighting you people do on this website is insane.
>>723944924Really? How about you go play it for an hour or two and let us know how it goes.
Shadow did 1 million on DAY ONEHand the keys of this franchise over to Shadow, he's the captain now
Why did a bunch of nintendoposting suddenly start
>Everyone that likes sonic Crossworlds must also love Palworld and Digimon because they must HATE pokemon because they like a.. (checks notes) ..racing game that has no ties to the creature collecting genre..Jesus fuck this dude is pathetic.
>>723944774Based, this war stuff is dumb, I just play racing games because they're fun and cool
why is pokemon being discussed in a sonic thread
>>723944993I know not every sonicfags is like this. I imagine most of you probably don't care. But there are genuine grifters on this website who will act like they love anything as long as it is anti-nintendo.
It's not. There's just one retard who wants to make the thread about himself.
>>723944993They just like lumping it all together for their schizo boogeyman theory.
>>723945016Same
>>723944963just wait until the Year of Zavok, HIS game will sell 6 Zetillion copies in an hour>>723944968uncontrolled schizo on /v/, many such cases
>>723945028Because that's the real reason for the current crashout. Gotta let out that pent up aggression over Z-A's horrible reception.
>Servers in maintenance
>>723945068You don't have to stick around this website long to recognize how many of the bait threads are made by the same few people. If anything, you faggots haveShould hate him too for bringing his autism into casual sonic threads like this
>>723945147>>723945183Take your meds buddy.
>>723945183Fuck off grifter. Go be autistic in one of the million other bait threads
>>723945016>Good year for Racing games>Good year for Belt Action gamesI don't know why people choose to be miserable.
How long until maint. done and the jonklering can begin?
>>723945208>accuse someone of needing meds>responds to two different people thinking they are the same personI am not the faggot spamming all caps, but these grifters ARE real. This board genuinely needs thread IDs that's how bad it has gotten
>>723945274DAMN YOU JOKER
>>723945208>>723945220>>723945104t. Eric
>>723945264why is she dancing like that
>>723944389God damn you tendies are a bunch of pussy faggots
>>723945314I'm directing my comment at both of you.>>723945349>ERIIIIIIIIIIIIC GET BACK HERE ERIC! YOU RUINED MY FUARKIN' LIFE ERIIIIIIIIIIIC
>>723945138I wanted to watch some time trials before attempting to grind it myself but Sega just had to go with Epic servers apparently
>>723945274Two and a half hours aboutThe fest isn't until 8pm EST though (I think)
>>723945405>say shit sonic is going to kill mkw>sonic doesn't kill mkw>wtf we never said sonic was going to kill mkwI wouldn't be so annoyed if you guys weren't lying about it.
>>723945481Ah yes, the '/v/ is all the same person' argument.A handful of tards chimped out and now you're falling to the same annoying 'tism state that they were, get a fucking grip would you?
>>723910535You're gonna get Korra and you gotta deal with it.
>>723945569I never said you were all the same, faggot. I'm annoyed that you retards are acting like the tards on your side didn't fling the first shit.
Stop fighting bitches.If they're doing patches, I just want them to fix the Jukebox. Why can't you assign songs, or even albums, to specific tracks?
Can we just talk about how sexy Amy is and how I want to fuck her in her car?
>Switch to race park grind>Set to super sonic speed>So fuckin fastPlease daddy sonic team just put it online
>>723945885Genuinely why is not online yet?
>>723934890FUCK, i knew it would happen
Do I have to wait until maintenance is over to get Joker? I was working when he dropped
>>723946093He's available offline. World Matches and Festival shit isn't available is all.
>>723945853
>>723946129Weird, he's still locked for me and I already closed the game out, I guess I'll try doing a GP
>>723946152>"How's uh...life with Sonic Amy?">"Oh we're not together. He doesn't want to start a relationship right now but someday!">"Soooo Amy....is it uh true?">"Hm?">"Well I mean....you know! You're so small so I can't imagine how it'd w-work but...">"Sam what are you talking about?">"Well you know....do you....human men...?">"Huh?">"I-I-I heard a rumor that you liked to uh...be intimate with human me-">".................just shut up and take your cock out okay!?"
>>723921582They stack, all of them stack.
>>723946880>>723946880>>723946880
>>723946769>woman's writing
