Why do people like generic white woman aesthetic for a character?
>>723925694it's refreshing to see pretty charactersalso thighs
>>723925770also cheating whores.
Is she secretly evil? She gives homelander vibes
>>723926034Good morning!
>>723926034wh*te women are openly evil, retard
>>723926034She's actively interested in a guy while dating another guy. She may not be the antagonist, but she's definitely evil.
which high effort movie game do I like better
>>723925694I don't, I'm here for the asian tomboy.
>>723928087Sweet Carole has more actual gameplay, but it's a clunky stealth game. Maybe on sale.
>>723926034I think the boyfriend thing pretty much diffuses any chance of that happening, but she probably does see Robert as a "I can fix him." due to her savior complex.
>>723928238I bet she's lawful neutral, and she's going to "betray" us by sticking to the books when the shroud is revealed to be some government plant
Yall are manwhore
>game lets you beat the shit out of a journalist
>>723925694Why does sexual preference matter...especially in a video game?
>>723925694>generic white womanwhere's her dog?>>723926034>She gives homelander vibesshe is like that bogged bitch that dated 'lander
>>723928619Why do so many want to brofist this dude? You're taking a piss for gods sake.
>>723928619Hey
Pretty useless superpowr for a superhero, don't you think?
>>723928749you don't leave people hanging, it's unironically and autism test, people who don't brofist him are likely never getting girlfriends.
>>723925694no one likes browns , jews, or vitiligo women
>>723928807I'm the top 1% and you're just a zero. hero to zero they call it. worthless
>>723928310due to power dynamics, she raped me.
>>723925694Because the "generic white woman aesthetic" is just "a woman" for most normal people.
>>723925694her husband will be the villain if you cuck hiim
>>723928823well she was a villain
>>723928828>missing the marxism minimalism testokay buddy. don't try to comprehend subtext if you're this bad at it.
>>723928823who else here /loner/
Because generic blonde woman superhero makes people think of generic blonde women superheroes they like already.
>generic white womanWhites are about 15% of the global population, which means white women are about 7% of the population. Blond white women would be about 1% or less.there's nothing generic about a blonde white woman.
>>723929150You need to use 1960s American demographics.
How long is the game so far? I'm thinking of waiting for the final episode to release
>>723929150>Whites are about 15% of the global populationanon, I...
>>723929370well it'll only be longer if you wait. it's not going to get shorter any time soon. You're just wasting time.
>>723929150This. Black/brown hair, eyes, and skin is generic. Randomly pick any human on Earth and they'll probably have all of those.
>>723925694>Checks achievements.>"I wish to make love to you again".>Description was “gave him a second chance”>Mustache icon.Does this mean what I think it means?
>see this advertised on steam (as well as on here right now)>the ad is the woman carrying the man like a pursethis is yet another vehicle for the writer's humiliation fetish, isn't it?too much of fucking capeshit and media in general has become this crap. also tom king needs to be executed in the streets.
>>723929524I knew it, She's literally the "I was just being friendly" meme.Dating invisigal instead
i have achievement bereavement
>>723929524You get fucked in the ass by superman, twice, grrrrreat
>>723929575you don't carry purses, they have a strap so they hand off your shoulder.
>>723926034Yes, in a way. Her evil secret is that she is written with the reddit audience in mind.
>>723929575look at the post above yours LMAO >>723929524
>>723929607Well if you had to be fucked in the ass by any guy, wouldn't you want it to be Superman?
It seems like there is 2 romance options and then an option for Robert to not end up in a romance.
>Voice cast is all Youtubers>No option for other language audioI'd listen to fucking French gobbledygook before cr1tikal.
>>723929756only if it's Henry Cavill Superman, that doesn't count as gay
>>723925694Post what you like
>>723929575bros quick I need to find something to be angry about. The mask maybe? Looks like a robbers mask and all black men are robbers so it's interracial romance. that could make me mador the ice glass thing. women shouldn't have ice in their alcohol it's unfeministic.
>>723929656this is the level of genuine mental retardation you see on 4chins these days, huh
>>723929768>kissed on a stretchernow i'm starting to wonder whoit has to be invisigal, right?
>>723929607Based?
>>723929868yeah, man, the strap is in the picture there.
>>723928807Me tooWhat does this even mean
>>723929860so I assume from this desperate handwaving attempt at a distraction that I'm correct
>>723929868that's clearly an advertising picture to show off the purse man, it's not how it works in real life. Do you buy beers because you think pretty women will appear around you like in the beer commercials?
>>723929768So what, if Invisigal makes a move on us in a car she's in?
>>723929871Nah, it's clear invisigal is the car one, and Blaze is the stretcherShe's a savior fag.I bet the final episode is like >oh no, we can't stop the big bad because of bureaucracy >Jessie and gang all go "well, we were villains anyway, who cares about rules">they save the day>if you romance invisigal, you kiss on the car>if you romance blaze, you kiss her after you beat the big bad and is rolled out on the stretcher
>>723929925
>>723929940We performed not great, not terrible
>>723929946not hand waving, hand saving.
>>723930030I-is she okay?
>>723929993well, if the beer commercial was about a guy in a dress screeching like a woman I probably wouldn't buy it
>>723925694Kill yourself nigger.
>>723926034I definitely think she knows more than she lets on about the ugly parts of the company you work for. Remember during the donut shop fight how you can access all the cameras anywhere in the city and robert asks>uh, is that legal?and black einstein is just like 'don't as questions.' She definitely knows that this company isn't 100% heroic and lied by omission
>>723927594I lover her
>>723929868you gotta watch out for the purse curse when you act like this.
>>723929604you have ASS
>>723925694Personally I just hope the twist is that she's evil. I love evil women.
>vulgar>brown>nose ring>steals your stuff>voyeurWhy do we like her again?
heh ezpz
>>723928749Long-term planning. It pays to be on good terms with the office muscle.
>>723930118
>>723926034A blond white person being good! They must be le heckin secretly evil!
>>723930227Who did you send for each call?
>>723930209I have a latina fetish.
>>723925694It's a safe bet, kinda like brown haired white protagonist
>>723928749Looks like a guy I don't want to piss off.
>>723930003I hope they don't do discount suicide squad story.
>>723930227looks like your progress bar didn't go all the way to the right, loser boozer. you gotta give 110% to make it as a hero. big man in a suit of armour, take it away and what are you?
>>723925694So protagonist is a white dude and main love interest (maybe) is a white chick. That doesn't sound very diverse. Strong black women should not be relegated to side characters!
>>723929150Narrow that down even further to under 40 and they're nearly as rare as redheads. Swarthoids probably have an inflated view since most white women dye their hair blonde.
>>723930331I don't remember, this was 5 hours ago, everyone got dispatched except sunglasses at night guy>>723930432they just didn't want to promote me to senior dispatcher on the first day
She is so fucking..... fuckable.
>>723929524I assume you can help blonde with her relationship trouble with autism mustache man or break them up and date her
You guys do know that generic doesn't mean common rarity, right?you can have a generic redhead, or generic albino.
>>723930441His other option seems to be a brown girl so that is balance, right?
>>723925694it's the beauty standard
>>723925694You would prefer a fat horse-faced negress?
>>723930464narrow it down even further and you actually find out the only redhead left in the world is this sort of tubby dyejob from canadacrazy
>>723930670I would prefer a muscle queen, yes.
>>723930545Too mannish
>>723925694because these women rule the world. dudes here clamor for these ruinous individuals at all times, not realizing one day, they're going to be a middle-aged man sitting in the driveway in his car after work for 1 hour because he wants nothing more than time alone, away from his precious snow queen.
>>723930836You're actually gay.
>>723930227stats
>>723925694>t
>>723929768Waaaaah I want to fuck Malevola waaaaah
>>723930836retard
>>723931010finally another fight-men nigga
>>723930349I think she's Asian? What with the eyes and all.
where do they get the percentagecurious how it doesn't change since I played the hour after release
I FUCKING LOVE DISCUSSION!I NEED MORE! WHAT ARE YOUR THEORIES, WHO ARE YOUR WAIFUS? HUSBANDOS! WHAT IS THE TWIST? I FUCKING NEED MORE GODDAMN IT! I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS THIS IS MY LIFE I NEED MORE DISCUSSION I'M DISCOOSING! EPISODIC IS LIFE!
>>723931134>Septum piercing You are the retard
I don't think it's possible to 100% success rate your first shift
>>723930549Would be based to ruin their relationship by fucking her and romancing Invisigal instead but they are locking romances I guess
>>723931315bro? >>723930227actually my second attempt at it since I played the demo with that exact portion so I know what to expect
>>723931075>check profile>black trans feminist spicjesus christ
>>723930118>Steve into Stacie>not Steve into StevieFake and gay
>>723928749You're gonna wash your hands anyways.
>>723930903>>723931134Manfuckers
>>723931315Can you just keep retrying?
>>723931315It actually is I got the 12
>>723931294My prediction for the big twist is that the company you're working for is also sponsoring villains on the side to ensure they have steady demand for their hero services. I also think that the shroud destroying your dad's team was sponsored by the company so they could consolidate all the heroes in the city under their control. Remember that the MC was a solo hero before conveniently getting wrecked by shroud then getting immediately scooped up by the company afterwards.
>>723931294My theory is that the villain is Pinkman's dad
It's kinda weird how they are pretending with the gameplay in what is going to be an 8 hour game with 7 hours of cutscenes.
Is everyone on purpose ignoring that Phonomaman is showing sociopathic tendencies because the superman villain trope is too overused and everyone is coping for a better story?
>>723925694Is this a video game? Is it good?
>>723931958It's not even really evil superman trope it's more just "celebrity is an asshole", which to be fair gets shown to be common every time a whistle blower comes out about some beloved celebrity.
>>723931294I want Flambae and Robert to hatefuck
Did you guys paid for this game or pirated it?
>>723929768>Straight romance options with hot womenI may buy this game twice
>>723932004yeah if you're a fan of cuckoldry you're gonna love it
>>723932082>"celebrity is an asshole"Don't know where you get this from. He is completely autistic and not just an asshole.
>>723931294theories about what exactlywe're two episodes in and NOTHING has happened, this is unironically one of the most basic bitch capeshit universes ever too. what's even to discuss? WOHHHH LE SUPERHERO ORGANIZATION IS ACTUALLY LE EVIL?? nigga who the fuck cares
>>723929832Who did Critikal voice?
>>723932092This guy gets it.
>>723932207The bat
>>723932173Based.
>>723932247Oh nice
How railroaded is this so far? I feel like I kept it pretty far from antagonistic with Invisigal and she still flew off the handle, was that entire argument just destined to be?
>>723932247>only character who's design i kinda like>is voiced by le eceleb peepee fart butt cumman guy
>>723932173Sounds hot
>>723930545>cow nose piercing STOPIt NEVER looks good. Just stop it. It's the side buzzcut of piercings,
>>723925694god I wish white women were real, life isn't fair
>>723932259i WILL cuck him and turn him into the final boss
>>723932405Hey I like that
>>723932331>was that entire argument just destined to be?Yes.
What the FUCK were they thinking with this shitty hacking?
>>723925694It's the ideal Wonder Bread consumer.
>>723932439I stopped reading after his third victim stopped being a loliLike come on, who is this for now?
>>723932173Damn right
>>723932504JESSE WE NEED TO PLAY DDR TO SAVE THE RETARDED LATINA
>>723930545>>723932405>cow nose piercingImagine getting her pregnant and milking her like a cow haha
>>723932504I felt like they were trying to play off of Deus Ex's hacking minigame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKckkhNKt9U
>>723932405At least you can never see the actual ring, just the underside which makes it kind of passable.
>>723932331it's been how many years and you still haven't learned? just be a dick to EVERYONE at all times because it literally does not matter what you do on a telltale game
>>723932559Make one with this >>723932259 where he starts rubbing her pussy.
>>723932405there will be lore about how it helps with her asthma
>>723925694How many Browns are on this site?
>>723925694Attractive women are attractive.
>>723932708>Browns>B
>>723932684Thanks kojima, I'll be sure not to pay you.
>>723932790Yeah, only Browns obsess this much over whites
>>723929524It's obvious Blazer thinks her relationship with Pman is so far past over that she is almost okay with cheating but if you don't go down that path of scooping her up then you are going to be able to help them patch things up. Thus Invisibitch is obviously going to be the canon route.
>>723931275comes from the stat vat
>>723931315I got 12/12. The only ones that you can't perfect dispatch are sending Invisigal to the boat theft and Prism to the radiojock. Everything else can be 100%ed.
>>723932559Wait how do you kiss her if this happens is it blatant infidelity
>>723933993she blatantly invites it by holding her head close to yours at the right angle and then acts surprised it's all part of her master plan.
>>723930545A reminder that she'd fingerfuck your prostate on the first date.
>>723928297>>723928238>>723930097>>723926034I know /co/ isn't super good at this kinda thing but the music and expressions made it pretty obvious that Phenomaman is a villain and Blazer is either a spy or a reluctant employee that will turn against the company
>>723934261>>723930545>/co/'s first tsundereInvisibitch is 100% a kissless virgin
>>723934261Actually she is into hand holding missionary,
superman and supergirl can't actually copulate for two reasons:A) they're cousins or siblings or something from Krypton and incest is weird so they need a human to impregnate herB) They're actually superpowered beings from different planets that are not compatible with eachother, sexually but earthlings are fine
>>723932559He looks like he could be her father
>>723934494you sound like the cuck behind that movie Hancockkinda ironic how Will Smith's life changed after that one. and anons say people cant dissociate reality from fiction>>723934368/co/ game bucko, she sucks dick in the first date
>>723932559He only kissed her on the cheek in my playthrough. Think you already fucked up anon
remember empathy has no gender, if your man or woman don’t have it, it’s not because of their gender but the latter. Blessings
wait this game is episodic?
>>723934998Stop talking all the time about empathy and start showing some for once.
>episodes are an hour each>probably ~8-10 hours to complete once all 8 episodes are released unless the playtime suddenly jumps in future episodes and these first two were just a cockteasesee that would be fine for a telltale esque game if it was 100% story/dialogue like most telltale esque games. ToTB was about 10 hours, pretty sure wolf was around that long too. but now split that time in half to share with the gameplay segments like episode 2 was, then you're only getting about 4 or 5 hours of story, around 30 minutes per episodeand i like the hero management stuff, but the only payoff to it in episode 2 was the last scene with invisibitch and a few small quips of dialogue while in the process of dispatching
>>723925805That's every women archetype
>>723935154there's no way the first episodes werent the longest ones. also are you complaining because you have to PLAY the game?
>>723935154Telltale games have tons of empty time with just walking around pretending there is gameplay while here it's pure story so not sure what you're on about.
>>723934998Empathy is gender-aware because it requires shared experience.The word you're looking for is sympathy.
>>723935470>things can't be shared between genderslol ok. okie doke
>>723929524Invisibitch was always the canon romanceblaze tranny is for Pman
>>723932331>How railroaded is this so far?>story gaymenigga lmaojust enjoy the movie lmao
>>723925694Why are you threatened by pretty white women?
It's kind of disturbing how blatantly this rips off Invincible.
>>723930308>A curly haired desert rat is being evil. They must be le heckin secretly good!hm... I'm seeing a pattern here...
>>723936240Shut the fuck upI wish this shit was an invisible ripoff
>>723934494doesn't superman only have one kid? at this rate he should have a state-mandated harem, or at least be raped by all the female villains for his genesall future kryptonians will be mutts, but all future humans could be part-kryptonian (genghis khan-style)
so whos bestgirl
>>723937009your mom
>>723936240Invincible would first need a distinctive artstyle to rip off.
>>723936240kind of disturbing how blatantly this riposts off:batmansupermanantmanspidermanthe lone rangerzorrothe scarlet pimpernelps238spawnthe hulkiron manthe green arrowCaptain Americathe flashwonder womani'm actually fairly alarmed here guys. this is serious. take it seriously.
>>723926034Shhhh
bros we cannot allow the formation of shared cultural legends only the Disney Corporation can do that.
POST THE NUDITY
>>723925694Literally who the fuck even is this?
>>723937841he can't figure it out. he doesn't even know.
I wish this ripped off To Be Hero X instead
>>723938582Too new to rip-off, but I imagine the corpo shit is going to be similar with the corps playing both sides.
hey guys -bit of a dumb retard here- what game is this?
>>723925694They're hot
>>723938861Dispatch
YOU CANT FUCK HER?!?!FUCK THIS SHIT, SO WE CAN KEK THE GIGACHAD NOT OMNI MAN BUT WE CANT EVEN TOUCH THIS QUEEN?! FUCK YOU MIDGET CUNT
>>723937585>>723937674The mid-to-late 1800s created many American folklore characters like Johnny Appleseed, Paul Bunyan, Davy Crockett and John Henry. Paul Bunyan even got a boom in popularity with further additions to his mythos in 1916.Mickey Mouse was created in 1928 and Disney fucked up copyright laws so they could hold on to him for as long as possible. Steamboat Willie was released only 12 years after the aforementioned revival with Bunyan. I know Mickey Mouse doesn't really have a place in the American mythos but I feel like they strangled its spirit in some way. Here's a reminder that Disney tried to trademark SEAL Team Six and the Day of the Dead. The latter isn't from the US but it's worth mentioning. All we got after that were cryptids, which is cool I guess but not on the same level as tales of great heroes and such.
>>723939071I thought /v/ said they hated black/brown women and didn't want them in their games
>>723939071If you have jungle fever at least go for Prism
>>723938582>>723938753some trust value fuckery would be fun, considering mecha man's backstory
Reminds me of this: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449510/Henchman_Story/It's fully voiced EVN slop, no porn. The girl you'd expect to be romanceable isn't because muh missed stretch goals.
>>723939373I LOVE CUTE BROWN WOMEN FFFFFUCK
>>723939373For some reason, chuds don't mind diversity and racemixing the moment they see a pretty brown or black woman
>>723939373Beep boop we are a monolith we all think the same
i wonder if the game will be profitable or not. don't know how much they paid for high profile actors when you could have probably had a computer do the voices.but if 10,000 people bought it, they made $350,000 so far
>>723939789did they not pay the creators to shill the game in a tweet or video at the very leastthat's like an extra 500 bucks each right?
>>723939789>conservative/republican>really just conserves whatever libs believed 10 years earlierYeah that tracks
>>723932379Separate the art from the artist, dude. Like the bat character and hate the guy who voices him. Simple.
>>723939789I'm noticing a trend where most alt-right fags are jeets or thirdies.
>>723940160I don't notice anything of the sort because I'm not a freakshow obsessed with people's identities.you have indians on the brain
>>723940160>alt rightPost tits or fuck off.
>>723939735yes
>>723940431Then what are you
>>723940160Lots of third worlders like to larp as Americans and join in on American political discussions because their corrupt third world shit hole and poverty stricken uneducated underclass sheeple means politics is purely a charade by the corrupt elites.
>>723933993Yeah but it's like mixed-signals infidelity. She gives you several signs that would frankly be interpreted as being forward by anyone and then goes "Oh yeah, I have a boyfriend!" at the very last second. She kind of brushes your advances in most instances, but she also invites it at several points, not even having mentioned having a boyfriend at appropriate moments like after the kiss or when she was explaining that she wanted to keep things professional and was apologizing for the misunderstanding. Either she led MC, or she has the worst communication skill in the world.
>>723940160>jeetsAll because they think Hitler was including them when he said Aryans were the master race
I am gonna fuck Blonde Blazer and impregnate her and ignore everything else in the game. Actually no - I am going to use the decision tree to maximize the amount of minorities and cucks I can kill and then impregnate her. I'm gonna send as many Jacobs into the vents as I can.
>>723939789>Steam forum throwing a hissy fitMore news at 11
Overall I enjoyed it, but I got my gripes. The critical role influence really shows for the worse. They really copy/pasted the marvel quip bullshit to drain whatever drama was going at the start. The beginning scenes made me think I was gonna fucking hate the game completely, but it managed to pull out of the tailspin. There's also some painfully obvious nepotism hires.
>>723940878So far the only voice actor that I dislike is moistcritikal since it's so obviously him it takes me out of it. Kind of weird that they didn't put like a voice filter over him or something since he's this bat freak person
>>723941051I actually didn't notice it was him
>>723941085really
He'll be a romance option, right?
>>723942436Sorry but no. According to the steam achievements. It seems like Invisigal or Blonde Blazer will be the only choices. Either them or staying single, it sucks.
Name of the game anyone?
>>723931843an hour of the dispatch mini game is also very generouswe got like 12 mins in these first 2 chapters and I bet that numbers falls off a fucking cliff in the next few
>>723942626dispatch
>>723940589you just described america and isreal
>>723928749He was cool and you don't leave a homie hanging like that
>>723930545Man the nose ring ruins her from being top tier cute
>>723925694>Horrible california faggot larp tier voice acting>Quirky "relatable" dialogue that goes on longer than it should>Plot has nothing to do with superheroes, it's some gay ass love triangleWe went from the walking dead and wolf among us to this?
>>723943296shitlennial kike mystery meat as usual bwo
>>723925694What's the catch? Is she a lesbian? Girlboss? Mary Sue?
>>723931958I thought it was more he was genuinely autistic and not actually a bad guy
>>723932331Pretty railroaded so far but the first two eps were basically the prologue
>>723925694I am only interested cause of the blonde girl yeah
and the most jeetzilian coded post suddenly appears
More like SoggyBiscuit.Astroturfed bullshit from the cronies of a dwarvish monotone skinwalker.
Is there a game where you manage a team of misfit dysfunctional Magical Girls instead?
>>723925694so are you getting ntr'd here or what?
>>723925805Anon... here's a little tidbit from a regular sex haver - women almost NEVER just end a relationship with their men. In most cases they're already halfway into making a new relationship, if not already cheating on you.
>>723944825I dont think Magilumier ever received a game, sorry anon>>723945805ye she is dating superman and nigga flash wasnt cute enough to put you willingly on a wagie cage
>>723926034Kill yourself, street shitter
>>723940148separate my dick from your ass LMAO fuck em both + you too dickweed
>>723945805The yabba dabba doo achievement already has an 80% completion rate
>>723943341She's romanceable.
>>723928619The donut thing is so weird because plain glazed is boring and the other two are the worst kinds of donuts. Where's the maple bars? Where's the apple fritters? Where's the cinnamon twists?
>>723949745IN YOUR ASS FAGGOTCOS YOU LOVE DONUTS IN YOUR ASS LIKE COCKSAMIRITE CHAT*actual dialog from the show*
So is the whole game available or is it just the episodes? Like if someone buys it now they will have to purchase the others separately.
>>723949907shut up you dumb cunt
>>723949745>Where's the maple bars? Where's the apple fritters? Where's the cinnamon twists?Kino selection. Powdered donuts, blueberry cake donuts, bear claws? You got me craving some donuts now.
>>723932082My brother-in-law is a money manager and while he was working at an agency said that Jack Nicholson is secretly a nice dude who paid to have articles calling him an asshole planted in papers to fit his image.
>>723949976Don't be a sperg
>>723925694>blonde hair & blue eyes>genericbrown cope
>>723950090no
>>723928749Most players of this """"""""game"""""""", are women, that includes the men.So they don't know the unspoken laws of men.
>>723925694She's beautiful..But can you romance Prism?
>>723950352Sad to say but no.
>>723925694she looks like a nortubel character
>>723950674BASED.
Is it safe to say that Phenomaman is a ''better man''?
STILL spamming your generic tumblr garbage on a site where you don't belong? Stay on discord.The marketable waifu has a boyfriend and every other woman is a dyke btw.
>>723951201no, it's not Robert's problem who his gf dates, making him the better man>>723950352it's either the cheater or the other psychotic/asthmatic bitch
If you're fucking a woman who's married, and she also fucks her husband, who is the one getting cucked?You, him or both?
>>723951870one trusts her, the other doesn't
sweaty wall-damaging sex with sonar with suits on
>>723951870Doesn't cucking require one party to accept and be into the two other people fucking? Isn't it standard cheating otherwise?I don't get the appeal to either, so I admittedly have little knowledge.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>723952676Oh no no no no no noBut we spent all this time making her look like a perfect waifu and love interest, what do we do now discord sisters?!
>>723952676>>723952968I see fear. It's going to turn out he's crazy/abusive/etc and you have to "save" her by encouraging her.
>>723952676reminder that she needs everything in high doses so Robert's human dick would NEVER be able to satisfy her>>723952968>perfect waifushe is the most obvious manipulative cunt in recent memory
>>723952608>Doesn't cucking require one party to accept and be into the two other people fucking?Not at all. The one being cuckolded can remain clueless of the infidelity. Also, whilst 3rd-party individuals (friends, family, bystanders) can acknowledge the situation and tell (or not) the cuckold.
>>723953052>I see fearyou cant be this gullible
He keeps calling me small as wellThis is NTR
>>723953186What if they both want you between them?
>>723953087Why did we go from decadent highly artistic culture, clothing, and architecture to modernity?
>>723930545Still would
>>72395334027 year old virgin
>>723934386>Actually she is into hand holding missionary,
the writing is so fucking bad jesus christi picked the sunglasses option for flambae and that girl with him actually laughed like "hoho he got you dude"no nigger, that poker insult took an hour to get out and it was lame as shit. i only played through the first episode and i was groaning the entire time
>>723953228Well... >>723929524
>>723950163Where do you live where blonde women aren't generic?
>>723930545i want her to squirt in my mouth
>>723931958There image of him being depressed.
>>723925694It's 'generic' beacuse most people like it, and most peopel like it because itìs objectively better.
>>723931958>>723932082He's not even an asshole. He invites you to their dinner.
>>723928749polys are bros but also insane. you put up with their antics because they are funny
>>723930545I mean, she is the western version of tsundere.
>>723950163I live in Kentucky, and pretty much every female has blonde hair and blue eyes. It's just 90% of them are obese or fat.And yeah, I can't sleep.
>>723953317Because the definition of "art" changed.
>>723928823Shame she's not one of those pearl diving asian nomads. Some of them can hold their breath for 13 minutes.
>>723952608>>723953087Traditionally, "cucking" referred specifically to unknowingly raising a child fathered by another man (named after the the cuckoo bird), but slowly turned into being cheated on in general.The modern cuckoldry fetish is specifically about the humiliation of your partner sleeping with someone else, permission or not.As much as I hate cuckshit and NTR, I hate the modern trend of referring to a female character and someone who isn't the player doing literally anything as "cucking" almost just as much.
>>723955106but cucking is NTR. the particular kind of NTR they are referring to is BSS, so yeah it still iscuckoldry
>>723955106>Traditionally, "cucking" referred specifically to unknowingly raising a child fathered by another man (named after the the cuckoo bird)It was just general acts of spousal infidelity. While yes, the term does come from the cuckoo bird, the people of the time believed that the female cuckoo had a habit of switching mates (which is false) as well as leaving her eggs in other nests (which is actually true).
>>723925694>actual ntr in the western gameWhat were they thinking?
>>723955234>but cucking is NTRNTR is a Japanese concept and cucking is a Western one, they come from different cultural context so you can't treat them as a 1:1, the fack that NTR has different types demonstrates that enough.>the particular kind of NTR they are referring to is BSSYou mean the "one party to accept and be into the two other people fucking"?>so yeah it still iscuckoldryThat depends on why the "cuck" (for lack of a better term) is into it.
>>723926034Saar do not needful redeem
>>723925694Because they are the Apex predator beauty wise, nobody wants shit coloured eyes/hair that EVERYONE has.
>>723931435That explains why he can't write a coherent sentence.
>>723955553What's the problem? Westoids can't make a single game without cuckoldry.
>>723955641>NTR is a Japanese concept and cucking is a Western one, they come from different cultural context so you can't treat them as a 1:1Whats the difference between them?
>>723955782I really liked that chapter
>>723956218Cucking is specifically the fetish of being cheated on. While (I think) NTR refers to something very similar, it also refers to a whole group of associated fetishes, like your girlfriend thinking about someone else while you fuck her, or you thinking about your girlfriend fucking someone else.
>>723925694It's rare in real life because IRL all white women are disgusting liberal freaks these days
>>723925694I thought blond hair blue eyes were rare.
>>723955782You say this but redheads would fit the bill more than blondes, the fact that red hair as a gene is extra recessive (requiring both parents to have the gene just so their offspring might be a redhead) just adds to how rare it is.
>>723956218Not him, but if we're just going by definitions, cuckoldry only applies to married couples. It's a more specific term. Cheating includes both married and non-married couples, and would be the closer analog to netorare. But informally, you see people use cucking and cheating interchangeably.
>>723956726not in my country. black hair + blue eyes, now thats rare and hot.
>scene in the trailer where Chase says “you really gonna take down shroud” as the camera is on his face, 1 second later Shroud's face is shownIt’s pretty obvious who shroud is
>>723956218Cuckoldry is gay and lame.NTR is based and cool.
>>723958641me
>>723955641>cucking is a Western oneyou mean jewish
>>723925694>attractive feminine woman>uh why do you like this?
>>723925694Without spoilers, which female is best girl aka not a cheating whore
>>723931958I think he’s neurotypical by the way he talks, he comes across as an asshole but it doesn’t sound mean, it’s like he doesn’t realize what he’s saying is demeaning
>>723930545>nose piercingYou just know she is insane and hates you
>>723925694>white women considered objectively best by entire planet except for jealous women and rejected jeets>why do people like white women?
>>723959731We didnt get much time to see the rest of em interact in focused scenes. Coupe seems to dig MC though (at least if you go with the alcohol choice not sure about the other)
>>723959916I prefer Latinas, sonic
I greatly look forward to Invisibitch's redemption arc during the romance. Blonde NTRbait need not apply
>>723960269Latinas like that are probably 85% white anyways.
>>723960269you don't prefer shit because you didn't have sex for decades and surf from fetish to fetish
>>723960378gottem
>>723959916i think asian women edge out white women by just a little bit, that's why white women hate em so much
>>723960493average asian woman can't hold a candle to average white woman, the ones you fap to are either under six tons of make-up and surgeries or have white genes somewhere in their ancestry
>>723949745'kay, calm down, fatty
The blond blazer is a whore, she's putting it all the signals despite being taken.
>>723925694Wish a woman was nice to me out of nowhere and took me somewhere or something
>>723960657fair, i was comparing peaksspeaking of genes, i wonder why whites are the most genetically diverse -- no other races have as many hair and eye colors
>>723960824You've got to be handsome, sorry.
>>723960824>former well respected hero>that got his super power disabled by a group of villains>out of nowhere
>>723934261Don't threaten me with a good time
>>723954123She describes it if you pick one of the donuts, the squirting ones
>>723960841sloppyGPT attributes it to geography, founder effect, genetic drift and having extra boner for anything unsual/rare (that one redhead/blonde in sea of boring brunettes)
>>723925694She homed in on him because they needed someone competent to be the villain team dispatcher because literally no one reputable would do that dumbass job and any normie without powers would get ran out of the job in a day or two.
>>723960824Only women, pets and children are loved unconditionally. I didn't set the rules.
>>723928823>>723954706Robert needs to train her breath holding skills, via deepthroating
>>723961297She offered him his suit back, she didn't need to act like she wanted his dick.
>>723960947this but unironically. had a friend that barely did anything during group works because every moid would do his job for he slim chance of having his dick>>723961297>wouldthey did get ran out, the last one ion only 4 days iirc
>>723961784>she didn't need to act likeand yet she did, curious
>>723926034SAAAAAAAAAR
>>723930545All she wants is to make you proud of her
>>723962216reminds me of cats bringing you dead animals
>>723930227>Program: Pheonix>Team: ZDoes this mean there are 26 different villain community service teams (yours apparently being made up of the most unruly overall)?
>>723925694>Why do people like generic white woman aesthetic for a character?Because people have black fatigue.
>>723962386I think team Z is just reference to them being bottom of the barrel, and not actual alphabetical organization
>>723962216>really shitty combo of power and disability, otherwise just a normal trained human>still risking her assI respct her the most among heroes easily
>>723931958He clearly isn't human and doesn't quite understand social interaction, saying blunt factual things without any maliceOr maybe he's just a little retarded like not immediatly realizing he wouldn't be able to fly you to Tokyo without you dying from the sonic boom.
>>723962216Some of the dialogue options came out much more antagonistic than I wanted when talking to her after this I got [glass him]'d all over again and it made me feel bad.
>>723925694so you admit white IS the default?
>>723932259I can't imagine this giant superdude having sex, he seems too autistic
>>723962724If it makes you feel any better all of the choices end up pissing her off in the post-mission talk and your choice didn't matter in the first place
>>723939373here is how it works
>>723925694White girls are cute!
>>723925694Hot white women = SalesDEI black women = boycottIt's that simple.
>>723928619wait...you can kiss her? I thought she was gonna reject it fuck
>second episode ends with a song about niggers tounguing anusesEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwewwwwwwwwww
>>723939373Never ask a white nationalist what race his gf is
>>723962983well i can but you can't. because you're a loser.
>Get strung along by a stacy and make a fool of myself before she introduces me to her boyfriendMost realistic game I've played in years
>>723928749Its a brofist not a handshake. Besides you will be washing your hands in a moment anyway
>>723953228
>>723963137I am torn between cucking costco superman and being antagonistic towards her from then on
>>723926694>various ethnic groups have thier own dating platforms so they can find a partner of their own race>there is no ''whites only'' platform for obvious reasons so whites use mixed platforms. >numbers get skewed and the illusion of racism for clicks is born
>>723963137>>723963313are you autistic?
>>723963408That obvious, fucker?
>>723928087Bye Sweet Carole is cheap feminist propaganda, don't bother.
>>723925694This game is just a shitty anime haremBut western
>>723962823>chapterI'm tired of Telltale because the railroading is so hardcoded despite all the 'options' it keeps giving you. Might as well have made the dispatch missions/qtes during action scenes the only actual gameplay and most of the rest just pure cutscenes.
>>723963408I am, got diagnosed this year in adulthood.And yet I don't seem anywhere near as autistic as Anon.
>>723962724The point is all of the options lead to getting her angry and punching you, that's the humiliation ritual before she let's you into her panties.
>>723939373fags don't care as long as they aren't ugly and lusting over us.
>>723963313The best and canon way is obviously to become antogonistic to her from now on and try to ruin her relationships with him without actually hooking up with that whore and romance Invisigal, or as I like to call her - Invisibitch.
>>723939373They're just following in the footsteps of their forbears.
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonightIt must've been something you saidI just died in your arms tonightOh I, I just died in your arms tonightIt must've been some kind of kissI should've walked awayI should've walked away
>>723963313>cucking costco supermanWhy?He's not even an asshole, just autistic.>being antagonistic towards her from then onAnd again - why?Keep the distance and interact with as a colleague.
>>723963148>Besides you will be washing your hands in a moment anywaynot a fucking chance man. The genitalia is the cleanest part of my body because I always keep it locked up in pants and stuff. If I was going to bother washing at all I would do it before urinating but it doesn't really matter either way.
>>723949745Robert would be too powerful if he was allowed access to an apple fritter.
>>723926034It would be a better twist than Phenomo Man (your romantic rival) being evil.
>>723932201We Had someone with High Tech weaponry rob a Donut Store that Had suspiciously more Security Systems than you expect for a Donut Store, plus the perp seemed to want Something specific and probably fragile Out of a safe
>>723964209>first whyHe acts like a dick towards Bobert which means he's a dick>second whyShe didn't specify that she wasn't single before taking drunk Bobert to a romantic flight across the city and was bombarding him with romantic signals in almost every sentence
>>723925694>industrial plant the videogame
>>723964582>He acts like a dick towards BobertHe's just autistically insensitive.
>>723964582Stop bullying the poor autistic superman
Does anything happen if you purposely fail every single call?
>>723964919No true autistman can get a gf
>>723964945Even if you pick the wrong hero, it would take profound unluck to fail all of them.
>staggered release for zero reason>each episode broken up into two so it seems like the game is bigger than it is>main love interest is a cuck storylmao
>>723964983You could if you weren't a manlet, were from space, had incredible superpowers, and such an incredibly attractive mustache
>>723965093>main love interest is a cuck story
>>723956218Cuckolding is more grounded in reality, NTR strays into the fantastical with absolutely insane shit like "mother NTR".
>>723928636A lesbian?
average white women do not look nearly as good as thatneeds to be fatter and all femininity removed lol with an obnoxious grating voice
>>723965093>staggered release for zero reasonThe reason is what is happening right now in this thread.
>>723965093the staggered release seems weird, but I think it's solely for the purpose of marketing. They're treating it like a TV show release hoping that discussion inbetween releases will boost conversations about the game and give it a signal boost
So, Nobody gonna Talk about the weird parts of the Donut robbery?
so how is this powerless retard supposed to compete with superman cock
>>723965476Something blatantly weird is going on there, yes. The robber was obviously aiming for something (or trying to cut open something?) and I doubt its money.The fact it had security blocks on most of their cams is pretty striking too, someone is up to something.
>>723965568How do you know he even has a cock, isn't he an alien?What if he has a mangina, or some weird apparatus totally unlike any human genital.
>>723965476The fact that a dude with two lazer guns for hands was robbing a donut shop, or the increased security bit? either what's there isn't enough to make some grand schizo theory yet, we need more episodes
>>723965373people would still be talking about this shit because it just released retard
>>7239291501% of the population but make up 90% of dogfuckers
>>723965619Whats extra weird: Granny hired SDN but only have them Access to the Part of His Shop where He interacts with customers, Not the Part where He keeps His valuables, as If He doesnt want those to be Seen by ANYONE but himself
>>723965770yea and now they will do it 8 more times instead of just once
>>723965476>>723965619>>723965763The robber is one of shroud's guys from the first episode and donut tranny granny added his own security so there's 100% some super tranny lair under the donut shop with something Shroud wants.Also in the first episode you can see a lot of people hidden in the corners and shadows watching your fight.
>>723965212>"mother NTR">insane shit"Mother NTR" isnt insane at this point.>some jap novel>wind lift female heroine's skirt and MC and his friend see her panties>readers start to shit on author cause this is literally NTR since only MC allowed to have anything
Isn't it fucked you beat up a journo called Charlie K who asked an offensive question and people cheer?
>>723965850Black Einstein said that people sometimes add their own secyrity systems sometime, so thats not really unique situation.
>>723965995Wouldn't it be fucked up if there were two guys on the moon and one guy bashed in the other guys head with a rock?
>>723965912Sharing with your friend is the definition of cuckoldry. The fans are in the right
>>723965770Yeah, but it'd be just people talking about the ending for a couple days and then that's it. Weekly threads are much better.
>>723934295> but the music changes depending on if you kissed her or not.
>>723965912>"Mother NTR" isnt insane at this pointThe existence of this should strongly imply to you that NTR is all about (way over the top) contempt, and not even cheating in particular.
>>723965912Japs are just completly insane and braindamaged, this goes double for the otakus.
>>723956218Best explained by examples. cucking (in modern definition) is a subgenre of gay porn when a dude (preferably balding manlet skinnyfat who works a desk job) watches how his wife or gf gets fucked by a platoon of bodybuilders, preferrably negroes because it also brings a racist aspect. Then he sucks their dicks and drinks sperm out of his wife's vagina while being verbally or physically humiliatedntr (IN POPULAR TERMS AND NOT WHAT IS WRITTEN IN JAPANESE DICTIONARIES) is broader, encompassing the previous example, and is based on your expectations of this or that situation. For instance - Ryan Gosling autist 4chan selfinsert man speaks with cashier and she says "haha, you cute". Based on that he imagines 50 years of marriage with her and how they die in the same day. Then he gets his hopes crushed - either he accidentally sees her on a date with someone, or walks on ibto her being fucked by a platoon of bodybuilder negroes or really ugly old dude(s). They don't nesessarily fuck him in the ass and he doesn't nesessatily interact with people having sex - it is more about self hatered, considering yourself a good for nothing subhuman.
>>723966756This is fucking retarded.
>>723967109Yes
>>723955641BSS is when someone dates a girl the MC has a crush on but never was in a relationship with. It means "I loved her first". It's separate from NTR because nothing was actually stolen, it's just pure bitterness
>>723967241So much of Japanese nerd-targeted media seems to be about bitterness or over-the-top revenge fantasies where -group- rejected you for being worthless (but actually all along turns out you were the most ultimate)
I'm curious as to what's been datamined. Theres no way at least part of the next episodes aren't in the game files already.
is there a way to uncap the 60 fps limit?
>>723967487Are labour laws in burgerostan that shitty?Where I live there's a 3 months long probational period where either side can say "fuck you" and walk away and after that either employer must go through the process of personnel reduction and pay several wages or employee needs to either very seriously fuck up (like doing no work) or commit a crime to be booted out
>>723967751bro... it's an animation, not a first person shooter. You don't need 60fps.
>>723967820they're called "right to work" laws and despite the name they exist to fuck over workers and defend businesses
>>723929524Ultimate KINO to cuck BB and steal Pman from her.
>>723967820Where do you live? France?
>>723967820Yes, turns out when you can bribe your local senator you can push whatever evil bullshit you want, especially if you happened to be a big corpo with cash to burn.
>>723967820lol yeah they can fire you whenever and for no discernible reason
I Just realised Something really obvious, to the Point that i saw No one pointed IT Out seems kinda stupid ... Phenomaman expected Robert to be more imposing because BB described him as bigger/more imposing. Afterall, she even got Robert Clothes that were clearly too big for him. Phenomaman literally Just went "wait, didnt you say He was tall and muscular?" In a really autistic way.
>>723965476You are right we should talk about it.That place had extra security with the cameras I thought it meant there was a meth lab underground, it feels odd we didn't uncover anything more after looking into the camera feed.
>>723925694why is this game so sexual, i wish it was just like the walking dead
>>723968275Why is one state in America different from all the rest?
>>723968404millennial writing, we only know it's a cool adult cartoon if we add in sex references as often as possible
>>723968404>Walking dead>All those fuckable corposes walking around>Not Sexual
>>723965840how does it feel that white women would rather fuck dogs and horses and lizards and everything else before they'd fuck you, shitskin?
>>723968404That's the selling point (superhero dating vn)
>>723967908It's choppy n it's hurtin my zommer addled brain
>>723968193Same flag coloursDifferent orientation and order>>723968242So much for liberal democracy>>723968275Wonder how cowpokes and nuclear missle silo dudes got the only normal law
>>723968404That's the point
Please tell me there are sexy scenes with Prism
Invisigal totally planted the bomb on Mechaman's suit right?>totally misses a person putting a bomb on the suit>Toxic talks to an unseen person he calls babe about how the fight is going as planned>joins the superheroes while Mechaman is in his coma>awkwardly buys you donuts and shitShe's a small time supervillain that got into a crew but then got cold feet when she realized she almost killed a hero and bailed, and is awkwardly making it up to (You)
>>723969327I thought that A BOMB was planted by the bazooka dude>>723969221In ep 1 you see flambachabazi, /fit/ poster and coopIn ep 2 you see invisibitchThe rest should appear next week in the 3rd ep
>>723969327This is sooo gonna happen, yeah. Makes the romance all that more spicy. Blond Bitch is a whore with an autistic bf she cheats on, and Invisibitch is a villain that trashed your suit and destroyed your life.
>>723925694you're right it should be a chairbound black woman with a septum piercing and vitiligo
Does this have consequences if you choose to loose action sequences?
Dispatch more like Discuck
>>723970439Who is getting cucked tho.Apparently RobbieRob can fuck either of them going by cheevos
Dispatch? more like Disbitch
>>723970596Disinivisibitch
How old is the MC?
>>723970594(You)
>>72397089126 according to the wiki
>>723926694 >WAAAAAH WHITE WOMEN WON'T DATE ME THIS IS RACISM SAAAARS
>>723925694I'm watching Dexter and I think you're onto something.
I'm already disappointed that you can't kill the nigga in the beginning by dropping him.Not every character has to be be reoccurring right?
>>723953052She just doesn't like better menShe craves broke mechadick
>>723931075It's incredible how openly envious and resentful browns are.I swear browns are more White supremacist than Whites. They have such a huge inferiority complex. spiteful creatures
She's a whore, she shouldn't have been flirting in the first place. I want to tell Phenomaman his girl is a whore.
>>723971980Pheno is autisticHe would think you were making a factual error since she doesn't take money in exchange for sex
>>723925805Like your mother, like your grandmother, like all of the females of your family.
>>723972085>Phenomaman's impenetrable super autism makes it completely impossible to get it through to him that his girlfriend is cheating on him
>>723968468Different states have different laws.
>>723972085Ok then, I'd call her a slut.
>things browns will NEVER understand
if she was brown you'd have a point, but blonde white women are a tiny amount of people
>>723925694White people are more attractive than yellow or brown Shrimple
>>723928749You dont leave a dude hanging, man
>>723930227Cool. I got something like 9 successes and 4 failures. I'm upset I failed some of them but glad most of them were wins. The reason I had more is because if you fail the fire one you have to get sent in to calm the fire again, lol. Fucking Flamgay.
>>723934386
When they reveal her boyfriend to be brown this game will implode
>>723925694I am so tired of every modern western game only having weak white guy losers and all powerful girlbosses.you never see white guy be cool anymore or female charactes who are actual femininewoman always rescue men, spend the entire game apologizing to women and talking about how amazing women are.the protagonist literally get punched in the face and later on he has to aplogize for it and the game treats you like the bad guy if you mention the punchalso no suprise all the tough characters in the game are all female or minorites also for some reason its ok to sexually exploit male characters but femael characters are all fully covered up
No usch think as a generic White. especially a blonde.Whites are evles and everyone else are brown cockroaches sorry if its hurt for but facts don't care about feelings
>>723973197he's a white autist, but there's a tan/brown girl clearly into mecha man
>>723968709If it's choppy, you have major issues with your PC.
>>723965476Granny looks like a supervillanInsano scientisto kind
>>723944825sounds like a good idea, pitch it to some japanese studio
>>723966202>changes depending on if you kissed her or not.Whether she becomes a villain or not depends if you kissed her
>>723973296You have the wolf among us
>literally leaps into phenomaman's armsshe's a sub, the relationship will never work out unless you fuck her in the mech suit
>>723925694Some of the character designs are quite good. Hopefully the game is popular enough to get porn.
>>723963408
>>723968404Different setting and scenario. We arent dealing with a shitty post apocalypse where people are just trying to survive in this
>have to wait one week to play the rest of the game I already paid forThis is like if Netflix and those scummy timegated MMOs decided to have a collab
>>723978268one week? No, check the other episodes, it's way more than a single week to unlock the full game
>>723978268then just wait until is all out.
>>723968404Because Critical Role are all a bunch of weirdo swingers
>>723928749i hate people that get all up in your shit. why should i fist bump you while im taking a piss. i don't know you bro, fuck off.
>>723953186Isn't this just a basic, cliche love triangle set up? It would be NTR if she was dating you and left you for Phenomeman. If anything you're more likely to end up NTR'ing him if you have the chance to get her to leave him for you.
>>723963313>not simp for her from the beginning>act like a normal well adjusted human being>avoid the kissyou can also just not give a fuck about either of them.
I'm not dating the the brown girl since the story is obviously look white women are whores thus you should racemix with latinas jewish bs.
>>723925694>Cuckbait RODodge the bullet there. Imagine choosing the kiss option lmao
Every board is filled to the brim with black v white threads. it's way more than usual. Is it actually starting to happen?
>>723930545SPIRIT RUN
>>7239830184chan is reaching a point where only the actual mentally ill that got welcomed by the shitposts are lefta lot of nerd people have been checking out since it is impossible to have good faith discussion with the functional autists.the level of discussion has been nothing but rage baiting retardation across the entire internet. a good portion of the nerds are leaving the internet and barely enganing with it
>>723925805You gotta have more relationship anon.That is PASSIVE on all women.
>>723925694>why do people like the generic "savory meat" taste instead of broccoli/beets/asparagus?its called genetics
>>723983986Ya I've been wishing for some time for an alternative place to hang out online, but there's none, really. Have tried so many altchans that have died over the years. This is still all that remains. Of course, I understand this is by design. Oh well. Maybe I will just check out of the internet more than I have been instead. This place sucks
It's time to end this.
>>723986398>>723983986Yeah, the shitposting children and actual autists have shit the site up pretty bad. Just enjoy the threads you can.
