What the FUCK was his problem?
These threads are good. I like when a small part of /v/ gets interested in one game and has good threads about it with relatively low shitposting. And the game being episodic is unironically helping a lot, too. We'd have already forgotten all the shit that happened in this episode and only be discussing the end.
>Has "Fast" tag>Can fly>Lowest mobility of the entire team, which doesn't alter no matter what form he's inWhat the fuck did Ad Hoc mean by this?
Post your stats, fags. I'd post mine but I already posted them three times.
>>723945502I didn’t hear a question in there
>>723945548expect the threads to deteriorate halfway through the schedule
>>723945598I fucking hate his ability. The cast is already low on the intelligence stat.
>>723945502I regret walking out and being a Mechaquitter now that I know it's objectively the worst choice.
>>723945502Is this the proper way to deal with journalists?
>>723945981If it's anything like certain threads on certain other boards I follow, it's more like the threads are gonna be very good within the first or first two days of a release and then become shitposting central for the rest of the week. Then it resets when episodes come out.
>>723946018it will literally not matter in the slightest after that scene
>>723945981>>723946067The game can be finished before the refund window is over. Other games get shitposting after a couple days because that's how long it takes to finish the game
>>723945984His ability only makes sense if you cheat and know what's coming in advance
Alright, I pirated the Deluxe Version of this (even though I bought the actual main game. You're only getting my other 10 bucks if you deliver on good choices and consequences by the end, Ad Hoc :^3 I want multiple possible endings with completely different consequences, don't disappoint me. Think of the 10 bucks you'll get)The stuff is divided in 4 parts, so just like there's only 1/4th of the game, there's only 1/4th of the artbook and 1/4th of the comics.I'll post the comics, but first, I want to post some stuff I liked from the artbook. First off, starting with this insane sentence. That's what you're going for?!
This is an evil perverted woman, so do not
>>723945502This motherfucker looks and sounds nothing like Werner Herzog but I kept thinking 'oh, it's Wener Herzog.'
I dont usually do story games but is there anything different about this one?
>>723946126>I want multiple possible endings with completely different consequencesyou're retarded
>>723946126I like this Robert sketch.
>>723945502>>>/co/
>>723946159no
I look like Robert
>>723946126>Western Animethere's a few varieties of that style, do they mean the netflix kind?
I know it doesn’t matter, I just think it’s neat that you can successfully knock the gang leader out if you hit him with your injured hand
>>723946126>>723946184I like this page, also. Chase is cool.>>723946171Rude.
>>723946195>Game has a straight white male leadNot a fit.
>>723945705I used flambae in the demo for the kid stealing and the pep talk made the kid worse
>>723945502He was fishing for a good soundbite. This is a pretty common tactic for journalists from less reputable sources. The absolute most ideal result would be some total meltdown spergout like getting violent. >>723946057This is like hitting the jackpot for him. Absolutely playing into his hand. This is better than he could have ever hoped for.
>>723946137
>>723945502>only 9% of people beat the shit out of himhow?
>>723946184>>723946231>That white Chase design on the rightSOVLLESS
>>723946279Damn he walled hard
>>723946268I've been conditioned to believe that if I either hit him or replied, I'd look like a cuck. That's how these games usually go. Or TV shows, for that matter. Game subverts expectations by having me be the cuck by leaving instead.
Literally all Flambae can do is set shit on fire. Not control fire or absorb it, not fly using it. Even if we give the benefit of the doubt about the whole Phoenix Program being rehab, what the fuck is he actually good for? For all intents and purposes, he has to depower himself to actually do his job
>>723946251But then they subvert that by going “btw the crowd cheered Mecha Man on for kicking that dude’s ass because he was being a cunt”
>>723946231>>723946279Original Blonde Blazer design. She could have been hot. What a shame.
>>723946382I feel like I've seen this design somewhere before.
>>723946268Instant gratification options in Telltale games always fuck you up later. None of the decisions in this game matter though so just click whatever
>>723946279>>723946382I like this Invisigal sketch
>>723946382it's a good look but it's more fantasy hero than modern urban hero
>>723946382You are homosexual
>>723946325It seems like literally every single time there's a binary choice they just make it so doing the more stupid thing gives the good result and doing the obvious thing fails. >punching with your fucked up broken hand works better than punching with your working hand>feeding the troll works better than ending the interview>the guy who's immune to fire is scared by fire (although both work out)It doesn't really feel like subversion anymore when it's every single time
>>723946382I'd rather we just didn't have a generic blonde woman design at all. More skin or less skin, it's for niggers
>>723945502>Is that your power? Are you "tell everyone obvious shit guy"?The writing in this game is bordering on Goodbye Volcano High quality.
>>723946382>>723946437SDN Office Layout. This kind of planning is neat.
So is this game actually good or what?How much time can a person get out of it?
>>723946438It's a mix of 1930s golden age design language but like also, 50's and 60's men's magazine outfit for a space alien babe to bang.
>>723946428The people understand when it comes to journos
>>723946518It's theoretically good but there's absolutely nothing to it right now. It's episodic and released per week, so you can currently finish it and refund it without fail
I'm kinda surprised this many people played at launch. Does having a blonde bitch on the promo material really help that much?
>>7239465181hr 30mAnd no it's not good, it may be good in the future but right now it's just a demo
>>723946493t. Sunglasses at Night Guy
>>723945548Haha /v/ is based. And so are tomahawks.
>>723946518Every 'episode' is an hour. So expect 8 hours, maybe 9 if they do a super sized finale. Also, I doubt it'll be replayable but there's going to be some min maxers going for a golden ending when it concludes.
>>723946459Yeah kek, I fucked up on all those by doing what I thought was correct. Right hand, leave interview, water.I'm still gonna be doing what I think are the right decisions going forward, though, at least for the next few episodes. Partially because I like roleplaying instead of metagaming and partially because I think they could very well be setting people up with false hopes.>>723946493Yeah, I know this sounds odd, but I love this game and simultaneously hate its writing and half of its designs. I don't know how that works.
>>723945548Reminds me of the old YTTD threads
>>723946562I think what actually helped is casting a bunch of big name YouTubers
>>723946579Rangers? /rngr/? /rang/?
>>723946518It's gonna be 9 hours total. Maybe 12 if we get lucky.It's good.
>>723946562Hot blonde women always sell. The industry tried to ignore the fact for the longest time but they're crawling back to it.
>>723946382That's just Starlight
>>723946493That's a completely reasonable comment to make at a bar filled with normies wearing capesIt's not meant to be high IQ witty banter written by a philosopher. It's meant to be a "make the idiot fag mad in the most low-hanging fruit way" dialogue you'll hear constantly at bars
>>723946226I accidentally did that because I got my right and lefts mixed up
Name status?
>>723946425reminded me of starlight from the boys
>>723946437>>723946507Finally, I thought this mockup was interesting because it had Blonde in the billboard rather than Phantasmoman. Maybe this was before they planned on adding the NTR bait angle.By the way, something I don't think I ever saw mentioned, but in the demo if you stayed on the main menu, it'd play the commercial that you see at the start of episode 2. It doesn't do that for the actual main game. Neat touch.
>>723946562I think there's enough people left over from when Telltale games were good to be hungry for something new.
>>723946640Erin Moriarty struggling with basic self perception is peak the boys, unironically
>>723946518here you go, free of chargehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkOJhKpUrWc
>>723946268We are better men unironically
>>723946137Do not leave her alone and instead dick her down? Can do, chief.
>>723946716We are better... Because my wife's bull said so!
>>723946268I just decided to answer the question and was pleasantly surprised when Robert actually gave an inspiring answer that made the reporter look like the world’s biggest cunt
Alright, now onto the comics. This first one I care less about, so I'll just post full pages with slightly lower resolution.
>>723946696I'd still knock up that bimbo slut
>>723946785Every time he claps, I do to. Holy cow. Tell me about the sea ligma.
>>723946804
>>723946747Yes
>>723946843
>>723946879
>>723946804>>723946843>>723946879His powers seem like X Men levels of body horror
>>723946382Damn they were aping the boys badly
>>723946804that's ok, we're fine.
>>723946909
Ok I no longer think Waterboy is a villain mole now
Pman is my idol!Fuck blonde whore!
>>723946846Will the game allow you to cuck the pedostache guy?
>>723946990his incel arc will be insane
>>723946976
>>723946804thanks but post the good comics plsfuck this paper boy shit
>>723946557I presume they aren’t gonna sell the episodes separately right? You buy it now you get all the episodes as they come out?
Was it autism?
>>723947045I highly doubt they're gonna make it so you can refund every single one of their episodes, yes
ENTER>>723947024
>>723947010all signs suggest so
>>723947072
>>723947010Pretty confident they're going to kill off Autistic Omniman so you have a chance with blondie, and if you try to cuck him while he's alive you get called a fag for trying to cuck an autist who saves people, who didn't actually mean anyone harm
>>723946909>>723946976what a nice guy
I'm waiting to see how the decisions you made in episode 1 will affect the next ones. But I'm afraid it will be the walking dead all over again.
>>723947123
Alright, now onto the comic that's more interesting. I won't post full pages cause for the sake of better resolution.
>>723947072kek
So does Robert not know how to make/maintain the suit? Kinda hope a part of his arc is learning how to make his own suit.
>>723947210
>>723946804Is this AI really in the game?
>>723947248He's gonna get the power-up juice that Toxic got and it'll upgrade his brain so he can maintain the suit like his father and grandfather (presumably) did
>>723947253
BB is literally just Starlight
>>723947294
so how do these episodes compare with telltales stuff? is it like wolf among us level or is it walking dead season 3 level?
>>723947248He said he blew through all his money maintaining the suit and was using scraps to keep it going by the end
>>723947253>>723947294I see now why the demon isn't a romance optionWhat's in game was for publicity, how they envision her is a jewnose dyke
>>723947336
>>723945502Its been a while since I've played any telltale games but as far as I can remember they used to have pic related structure to them which gave the illusion of choice. Does this game do the same?
>>723947401
>>723947210>leotard tanktoptf is this
>>723947412The game hasn't gone far enough for any +1s to show a difference. Literally all we've got so far is 'all choices lead to the exact same outcome with a preluding 2 sentences of unique dialogue'Punching the reporter gives you a few extra sentences of dopamine though
>>723947440
Why did she get pissed about dinner with Superman?
>>723947469Pretty confident she's just wearing short-shorts over an actual leotard. There's no tanktop. She's just quirky
>>723947483
Not video games
>>723947470So it is too early to tell? Got it. I would rather wait and see how it goes before I buy it.
>>723947497Because him being a bad guy is a red herring. She's a gold digger who actually wants to be with the guy; she's not in an abusive relationship, she's climbing the corporate ladder via Autistic Superman. You joining them is intruding on her territory, just like how you falling for all her obvious "uh no I didn't actually MEAN to flirt" flirting was her getting you into the company
>>723947529
the blonde is going to be a romance option?
>>723947574
>>723947616
>>723947606Yes but you have to cuck a guy since she's already with him.
>>723947253Wait this shit is voluntary? I thought they were taking them out of super villain jail.
>>723947514i was talking about top half
>>723947497you might have the tism
>>723947656
>>723947616top 10 moments before rape
>>723947691Yes that's a leotard. She just has tits
>>723947695
>>723947210>>723947253This just reminds me of one of the many reasons why I stopped consuming capeshit comics. The cover-to-interior art downgrade is overwhelming sometimes. This interior art is disgusting.
>>723947740this is the worst art I have ever seenthere are porn comics with better art
>>723946057"Don't feed the troll" applies to IRL just as much as it does online. Clearly wanted to bait a reaction out of you and take it from someone who's been assaulted during their job, there is no way they come out of better than you do.
>>723947740
Not playing till it's finished.
>>723947797what the hell is a supermutt
>>723947797And that's all, folks.
>>723947797>she
Why are you small, /v/?
>>723947864I want to kill him so bad
>>723946562we've been itching for good Telltale since the last few walking deads and tales from the borderlands were absolute slop and the studio's name was dragged through the shitter and plunged back out.New name, new IP, new start. It's nice and fresh.
>>723947497I said yes because I wanted to piss her off Surprised more people didn't
>>723946437Higher res.
>>723947834where da coupe comic at bitch?
>>723947943most people see a white whore and they start thinking with their peepee
>>723946676Yeah, I'm thinking we're on the right side of history.>>723947969That one comes out next week.
>>723947943Because she's a manipulative bitch.I don't want anything to do with her
>>723948012Oh I am still gonna try to fuck her, but she's gonna have to deal with my bullshit until she relents.
>>723948032>That one comes out next week.fuck this gay shit
>>723948056based
>>723947943I will do anything I can to be the least involved I can be on that love triangle. She's not worth it. It would be absolutely soulful if they had a small montage of the dinner being awkward if you picked that option, though.
>>723947797>writer has a jew nose>demon has an omegajew noseGenuine self-insert
Dispatch or Ninja Gaiden aaaaaaaaioeu
>>723945598>Can literally teleport>Mobility 2
>>723948128IDK Pman would probably appreciate the friendship with someone who isn't autistic and isn't a backstabbing whore This also has the benefit of pissing off not-Starlight
>>723948170buy Dispatch, refund it (since the game lasts for an hour and a half) and buy a real game with the money
>>723948170one is a game and the other is a tv showwhy would you pay for a tv show that you can watch on youtube for free?
>>723947797You think that if this were an actual real comic being published and Nintendo didn't like it, they could sue it due to the tattoos in that photo?
>>723948189>>723945598The dispatching minigame would be way more satisfying if instead of just being a RNG thing it it actually had automatic success triggers if you send specific heroes with suitable powers to specific events
>>723948193But anon... Pman is more autistic than Blonde.
>>723948193Bro you do not want to be around Pman. He's okay, but the people around him probably aren't. All it takes is white woman telling him that Robert kissed her "nonconsensually" and he turns into red milk without even hearing him out
>>723948170you can play Dispatch for free by watching youtube or twitch stream of it, since there's no gameplay
>>723948267Yes that's what I said >>723948271I am the MC therefore I am invincible at least until the end of the game
>>723948250It has that too, though. First, there's scenes where you get asked what to do, and those depends on a simple stat check. So for example, you can "Chase after the villain" and if your hero has mobility 3 or more, they automatically win.And then there's also literal character-specific options in certain decisions, such as Invisigal's invisibility bypassing any skill checks in an infiltration mission and giving an automatic win.
Why is this "game" getting attention? Never heard about it before today
>>723948325Because it released todayYou didn't hear about it because you didn't pay attention when the demo was getting a decent amount of attention
>>723948325it's from telltale
>>723948325big banner on steam
>>723948193>friendshipDidn't you pick the subtle clues of the evil villain music when he comes in, the slight conflict of interest between his heroic status and the paid services he provides, the curious decision to put all villains in the same team and let someone who can fail every single quest in the trial run take care of them?Are you dense and retarded enough to not understand he's the villain and probably the one who ordered Shroud to kill the character's father to have a monopoly on superhero business and keeps the descendant as a trophy?Are you a fucking moron?
>>723948350He's not Omniman and you've fallen for the baitThe real villain is waterboy
>>723948316Yeah I noticed a couple of those but it should have been more common. In the majority of cases the characters are just treated as interchangeable blobs of stats with no consideration for their powers
>>723948350He is very obviously a red herring.
>>723948350NTA but the "evil villain" music only plays if you kissed generic white woman/asked her out. If you just didn't put up with her shit, the music is completely fineYou're the one too retarded to realize that he's just a social awkward alien fuck who doesn't understand when he's being annoying. Between the obvious forced-villain shit and Robert inherently knowing he's "kind of an asshole", it's set up to make you think one way and bait-and-switch you
>>723948325Means you weren't paying attention. I've seen threads for it since it got announced at TGA. Hell, I've made a few of them.
>>723948325aggressive shilling. they should try buying an ad>>723948271this is the kind of stuff that turns you gay. not being beaten up by her bf but the situation that leads to that
>>723948346Misinformation. Some of its devs used to work in telltale.
>>723948426>NTA but the "evil villain" music only plays if you kissed generic white woman/asked her out. If you just didn't put up with her shit, the music is completely fineThat's neat. I still can't believe half the people playing the game didn't kiss her. The average person that chose not to kiss her was metagaming and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>723948491shut up faggot
>>723948426>NTA but the "evil villain" music only plays if you kissed generic white woman/asked her out.I didn't kiss the manipulative bitch who clearly states she's immune to alcohol before tricking you in a slight drinking contest to offer you a deal when you're at your lowest while dick teasing you despite having a "boyfriend" and still got the music, so no, don't lie.
>>723948514ok shill
>>723948545shut up fag
>>723948426If I was Robert in that situation I would be shitting bricks internally as I suddenly all at once realized that the chick that was hitting on me all this time was a sociopath trying to get me murdered by a superpowered autistic manchild
>>723948502I'm not new to these games where the obvious choice is always the wrong one that backfires + I'm not into generic white women that are made to appeal to the most lukewarm normies>>723948529Spend 5 seconds looking up any of the "different dialogue consequence" videos and you'll see how unfathomably wrong you are retard. It's basically the only difference in the scene lol
>>723948571no shill.
>evil white womanjust like real life
>>723948608You're brown.
>>723948608you are the retardand maybe I didn't take into account that "refusing to go eat with her" might be considered flirtingI fucking hate how the game forces us to believe she's nice
>>723948671Only niggers still get that unfathomably braindead over the most generic fucking appearance in gaming history in 2025You've had a long ass time to be desensitized to the literal-nothing look. Either you're a nigger or a zoomer in turbo puberty
>>723948529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh2F7BpAqjc11:25ish. The non-NTR choice is serene ass music
Don’t be too hard on her, she’s just trying to do good
Why is this thread so shit right now?>Look up timezones>USA is sleeping>Most of Europe is sleeping tooOh, I get it
>>723948608Are you retarded?
>>723948350The evil music is because he's the obstacle in your romance path that you didn't expect to show up.
>>723948746It's a popular game on /v/ and the inevitable low effort contrarians have arrived.
>>723948746Yea.. it's low IQ night shift security workers hour...
>if I samefag I'll seem like less of a normoid retard that picks the think-with-my-dick option and assumes the obvious bait character is actually the main villainzero IQ faggots in motion
>>723948701It's not generic when we're on 10+ years of ugly brown chicks in everything.
I LOVE BOOBS
>>723948852Debra… Wilson…
>>723948852It's absolutely generic when it's a capeshit game. The entire fucking genre is generic white women with the occasional redhead
>he is so delusional that he assumes his retardation isn't being pointed out by multiple anonsyou should just kys.
What did that one retard in the rinru thread mean by he already played up to episode 4
>>723948820>he thinks the millennial writing team is subtle enough to pull a bait and switch.Let me guess, you also think Shroud is some random villain and not the hero's father despite knowing the state of the suit's battery down to the single percent?
>NOOOO THE BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYE WOMAN IS MY KWEEN AND SHE HAS TO BE IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP FOR ME TO SAVE HERIRL journalist difficulty IQ
Why did she rape him?
>>723948964The "hero's father" would have the ability to take the item from the powercell without even interacting with the hero. We also saw the fucking portrait of Shroud from when he was originally arrested by the father>b-but it was actually fake and the person shown to us was all a ploy by the father to set up a future 15 years down the line when he steals his own fucking suit batterylollmao
It is nonetheless pretty suspicious that Shroud had 0 dialogue and Toxic talked through him. Something is up. I just don't know what.
>muh romancesyou're all females here
>Blonde is a very corporate character>SDN is a parody of corporations>Already plenty of hints at SDN being shadySomething's gotta give. This is not just a story about fuckups becoming successes.
>>723949107just setting up a lame twist where Shroud is someone you know, most likely Blonde or your father
>>723949068That's pretty much what I expect from a team whose humor is "lmao you have a small dick" and "Yes I gargle eclairs like cocks" when writing capeshit, yeah.
>>723948502I was sold on invisibitch from day one
>>723949171you sound like a faggot
>>723945502Blazer is a corporate hero, so she's basically a mercenary. Near the end if you do anything that could kill or permanently weaken Shroud she will try to stop you because actual solutions are bad for business.
>>723949047KWABOOTY
>>723949149I'm pretty confident the blonde's just a gold digger. Not evil, maybe just a bit manipulative via the unintentional flirting. She probably becomes a romance option after Omniguy dies heroically to prove he's a good guy, for the people still that desperate for El Generico woman
>>723949187he could just be a manwhore, like all ntrchads are
Blondie is the villain
>>723949278>ntrchadsoxymoron
>>723949150Shroud is Chase.
>>723949129If there were actual women here they'd be talking about yaoi
>>723948736Did she rape the guy in the butt?
>hey this looks cool>lol pay for the whole game, but you cant play the entire game yetwhy
>>723947796Tbf at this point I would 100% root for whoever is beating the shit out of the journalist. I don't even really consider them to be people.
>>723949323and he needs the power core to reverse his aging
i dunno if this is included in deluxe edition, but I found this guy in the files, shame he got cutwebm with sound https://files.catbox.moe/v3usx2.webmand prototype invisibitch, as a treat https://files.catbox.moe/nbu8av.webm
>>723949369it's a Netflix cartoon that costs 40 bucks
>>723949163>>723949323It's unironically probably this>Chase outright makes a joke about how he'd resurrect MC's father and kill him again if it meant de-aging>both are kinda short/hunchbackedThe reactor thing would probably let Chase siphon its energy for aging or could make a super-amped version of the power-up juice Toxic drank
>>723949369to generate discussion like a weekly show
>>723949253>unintentional flirtingYou mean the girl who magically picks you up when you're at your lowest?The one masquerading as a business proposal as a date?The same girl who is pretty much immune to alcohol and just drank a single beer, pretending to feel woozy?The one who spent an entire night working you up when she is already with someone?Knowing Mecha Man is easily the biggest loser of the universe so far?You're retarded if you think it's anything but a Homelander/Maeve relationship
Wouldn't it be funny if people figure out the twist and the devs delay the game as a result?
>>723949441not a thing
>>723949408>accomplice to adultery
>look in mirror>see increasing white hair and wrinkles>keep running
>>723949408>accomplice to adulteryhuh? thats a crime?
>voice cast has a mix of actual celebrities and e-celebsseeing moist critikal next to jesse from breaking bad is kind of jarring
>>723949365No. She placed a bomb on his chair.
>>723949408>Incredibly attractiveThis?
>>723949252lol
>>723949453I say unintentional to give the benefit of the doubt. She knew what she was doing but I don't know to what degree. But outright calling her the villain means the game has one (1) actual romance choice and the devs. There's zero redeeming her if she was genuinely evil, no matter how much people go 'durr I can fix her'. Think ahead a little bit
>>723949517Your problem for knowing who are these faggots.
>>723949472It's a thing. It's why Telltale did it with their games.
>>723949408looks like some faggot OC from DeviantArt
>>723949558>no matter how much people go 'durr I can fix her'What if I want her to make me worse?
>>723949150>>723949323NOOOO BUT I LIKE CHASE. Don't do it to me. I much prefer the other theory that he will kill himself and turn to dust saving us.
>>723945502>Want to try out the demo, I always do love making choices and have almost every telltales game.>Read the EULA as one does>They claim they don't collect personel information>Then claim that they are legally able to retain personal information>Then they claim they are able to retain personal information about you>Then talk about how they safeguard your data>Data that they claim they do not collectThis shit doesn't make sense, how can they not collect your personal data but also talk about how they retain and make sure your personal data is secure? Both things cannot be true at the same time.
>>723949517>Yes let's cast the guy with the voice of a person with the emotional range of a rock
>>723949567they were in the process of making the games and had no choicenot a thing and there's no proof that staggering the release like this increases discussion/engagement
>>723949441It's just gonna be people saying they wanna get the invisible bitch pregnant for some reason
>>723949594I want the baddies as well in every game, but the devs are at least going to give you 'two' viable romances that don't require unfathomable mental gymnastics. Which is exactly what this level of villain-turned-romance is
>>723949628note the word "sensitive"
>>723949558>I say unintentional to give the benefit of the doubtShe works in a business where you only send superheroes to people who pay for insurance.Your tools give you access to private security cameras that weren't set by the company.The writing is all over the wall
>>723949616Also makes sense how the bomb got on the back of the suit and it wasn't detected earlier. He used superspeed to plant it as he was leaving
>>723949636His emotional range is exactly why they picked him. I can guarantee you they just said "do the thing you always do" because the bat is meant to be your average stoner-sounding pseud basement dweller
Actually, now I'm curious. Since they got all these youtuber e-celebs to play the game, does that mean that they are gonna make videos of it?
>>723949676With that being the case, and the example provided in >Sensitive personal information: (Precise geolocation, contents of messages, information about a known child and inferences)Does that mean they do collect all that other information listed above? IE: Biometrics, non public educational information identifiers, browsing history, etc? Because there is no way I am buying the game if they do that.
>>723949780And I have now answered my own question.
>>723949780>"Will people who get paid to make content make content if they're getting paid for it?"a mystery anon
>Shroud wants aegis core or whatever it is>outright tells chase he just wants it and he can just leave>knows exactly what percentage the shield was at>knows he will try to escape anyway>doesn't kill him after he crashes and is KOedI dont think its BB because she really has no incentive to help him any further from here. And she says Chase was the main person suggesting they hire him. But there's 100% more to her than she let on given how she gets cut off by omni man before her reveal
is there sexo in this game? can you post some content
>>723949878fuck off retard
>voices you're waifu
>>723949408lmao did they really use an AI samuel l jackson voice
>>723949782>browsing historydo you seriously believe they will do that
>>723949909are you ok anon?
>>723949929ew
>>723949642>not a thing and there's no proof that staggering the release like this increases discussion/engagementI mean there's no study or whatever so I guess. Seen enough people complain about it and plenty of shows where there's shitall discussion cause everything got dumped all at once but whatever.
>>723949959It is literally listed as an example in the EULA as personal information and not sensitive information. The same information they retain the legal right to collect and process.
>>723949696The security cameras are part of the insurance bro. It's a security company. They all do that. Chase complained that people add their 'own' security on top because they think they know better. If was truly a full on evil company, they wouldn't be rehabbing villains above-board. Shady but not evil. Don't go full retard just because you see the slightest crumb
Wow, fuck. I didn't get this a single time on my game. I guess if you're skilled enough you just destroy the rolls.
>>723949929I'd rape her
>>723950076it's pretty easy to get the 100% autosuccess on duo and trio missions
>>723950032has there been a telltale game that just released all at once?
>>723949628It's Telltale shit. They use you as part of statistics. They take your choice into account for saying how much of the playerbase did X, but they're unlikely to have something that says "Johnfagson chose this, also he lives at Y"
Why is Rob so scarred?
>>723950013>>723950092Stop
>>723950179are you retarded?
>>723950147I am fine if that collect that data, I am just trying to decipher the EULA to figure out if they collect all that other information they listed out.
>>723945502dispatch looks like shit, i really hope its just the looks of it, and you people aren't literally slurping shit
>>723950203Why are you so starved for attention that you keep making these low effort replies? Not even the anon you're replying to. It's obnoxious.
He's so fucking hot
>>723950272It's a EULA. They're covering their ass. You want to interpret it negatively so you're looking for contradictions, but the whole point of legal jargon is to be all-inclusive in case of lawsuits. Not!Telltale isn't going to risk a lawsuit storing data to sell when they finally managed to make another game. This is your brain on confirmation bias
>>723950319YWNBAW
>>723950319hey, ask retarded questions, get called retarded. Simple as
>>723950126Yeah, I didn't do a single multi man mission yet cause I didn't feel the need. I should balance that out better but I'm always afraid of being out of options.
>>723950341Is he an enemy of God? Was he at the release party for New Vegas?
>>723950341Please kill yourself as soon as possible.
Wtf is happening?
>>723950473Nothing. What's up with you.
>>723950437>>723950459Even by /v/ standards, you retards suck at posting.
>>723950473>you're not allowed to like this game>have some gibberish to start arguments
>>723950525you're so jealous, it's unreal
>>723950341Yeah.Don't get why they were calling him>washed up with a dad bodHe's so fine
>>723950049>pleaaaase read the EULA for mescroll down nigga, you scared yourself with the first two sections and skipped everything else?
>>723950525You need to calm the fuck down and stop crying. What is up your ass right now?
>>723945502this looks like a cutscene right out of nortubel ngl famalam
I guess the upside to waiting for the full thing to be out is getting to see if Blonde Blazer is going to be cuckshit or if it's a PR stunt
>>723950804if you can't cuck her husband you can always fall back on the tomboy
>>723950621I saw that, hell some of that is even in the image. I was just trying to figure out what exactly it is they are collecting. It's not as if they say it in plain English. Call me retarded if you want but the reason I came into this thread was to get clarification since I was unable to determine it myself. Considering the replies I have gotten I don't think I have to worry to much about that.
>>723950862Not him, but yeah, the answer is simply that we have no idea. In theory, they should have literally 0 information on you if you turn the analytics off. But who the fuck knows how this shit works. It's hard to say what's them just covering their asses from retarded lawsuits and what is them sneakily hiding in spying. With that said, of all the companies I have bought games for, this is pretty low on my list of suspicions.
>>723950842Tomboy was already my other pick since she's voice by Laura and her design is great
Why does capeshit always do reddit quipslop humor? It's not even in some of the comic books
>>723950978Because Joss Whedon and Aaron Sorkin have done incredible damage to writing
>>723950978Yeah, it sucks. It's particularly try hard in this game too. The Toxic shit is cringe nearly all the way through.It got way more bearable in the Dispatch minigame.
>>723950921Thank you for the vote of confidence, downloading the demo now.
>episodic releases Brother, this isn't television can we get over this wank stain journa bait shit
>>723950978MCU
>>723951047>this isn't televisionMight as well be. It's more TV than vidya that's for sure
I'm sorry bros but AUTISTIC, MUSCULAR, BLONDE women just gets to meit's like kryptonite to my brown skinso I shall be romancing the generic blonde bimbo I'm looking forward to cucking He-Man
>>723950862at worst they'll track any links you clicked on the game, e.g. a link to their websitemost companies do this, on its own it's not a problem but if they sell it to the data brokers they'll use it to build your profile and gauge your intereststhe "legitimate interest" part suggests they might do this, it's generally considered harmless but if you let it snowball then they will know everything about youit won't really affect your day-to-day life you usually use adblockers or privacy extensions but it's really up to you
>>723950613I love skinny guys
>>723951139>applying soap on dry skin
>>723951090The dispatch concept gameplay and having a roster of misfits with stats and abilities like XCOM combined is fun. I remember years and years ago playing This is The Police that had a more simpler dispatch system and gameplay. This one actually has more with the hacking/CTE mini games. It's a nice strategy/choose your own adventure type game concept. Being an authority in charge of catching criminals leads to a lot of scenarios you can add consequences or weight too. Lot of options for a storyline toeing between corruption/paladin law bringer. That said, the writing execution on this one feels all over the place. Not good. It's like they were writing to sell it to children but then they also wanted to hang full dong and be crude. There's adult swim shows with better writing than the first two episodes. So not a lot of hopes for the rest of the game that isn't even fucking out.
>>723951376The this is the police guy is making a new game called holywood animal. I haven't bought it yet but I am hoping it is good when the full game comes out. I remember this is the police being a good time.
>>723951376>rate R>full shadowed dickHow did they even get away with this, is nudity acceptable now as long as its a male?
>>723951495>is nudity acceptable now as long as its a male?I hope so, dicks are more visually appealing then pussies anyways.
>>723951495>is nudity acceptable now as long as its a male?Been that way for some time,male nudity is progressive, female nudity is degenerate and you need to kys
>>723951495it's okay as long as the dick is smallkinda weird to portray a greenskin with a small dick
>>723951139i'd glaze her doughnuts.
>>723951546Just gimme sex scenes with invisibitch and I'm happy
>>723951495Welcome to post-Game of Thrones normie acceptance
>>723951139>>723951695Is this slop?
>>723951734Yes, couldn't you tell?
>>723950978Because Western modern writers are pussies, they can't handle criticism and any scrutiny, so they can't show any sincerity when they write anything perceived as "cringe".So when they want to write something serious in a goofy setting (superhero mostly) they cover everything with layers of irony to pretend they don't take it that seriously, they aren't really that interested and you shouldn't look too deeply into it
>>723951748I had a feeling
>>723951734Yeah, artists haven't picked up Dispatch yet so sloppa is all we get now
>>723948032"Sunglasses at Night Guy" sweep!
>>723946676https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8
>>723951768I want the unironic edge of the 2000s to return
why did so few of you guys drop the gooner
>>723951624funnily enough a guy weirdly gesturing at the air accompanied with some muffled moans does not count as a sex scene
>>723950613They don't know what that term means. That's my conclusion.
>>723951457>The this is the police guy is making a new game called holywood animalThis looks cool, thanks for the heads up.
>>723951825kino song
How good are the e-celeb's acting?
>>723951997No problem, this is the first time I saw anyone else talking about that game on /v/ so I figured I should bring it up.
>>723952118Honestly, as someone that is not familiar with any of the e-celebs, I had no issue whatsoever with their acting, to the point that they can't even point out which ones are professional voice actors and which ones are e-celebs. Of course, having said that, Aaron Paul, Jeffrey Wright and Laura Bailey stand out.
>>723951768This actually probably has truth to it. What is the feminist hr culture thing called that killed concord? Toxic positivity? Where nobody can ever say anything bad about anything even if it's constructive or objective
>>723951768I hate how irony poisoned everything is, thankfully the pendulum will swing back around eventually being being 100% sincere in what you do will be the standard again.
>>723951776She does seem to be the most "normal" designed character thus far, nothing too quirky
It makes me sad to see all the people on the steam forums complaining about the episodic format. Enjoy this kino while it lasts, bro, I think they'll relent and the next game they'll make will be all at once.
>>723952387>Steam whining>MatteringThis is the peak of the nontroversy and the game has 86% positive rating with 2k reviews. As long as they stick the landing, this will be in the easy 90%s in a month and the episodic stuff will go away in a flash.
>>723949408Any other cut content?
>>723952387Some people just can't stand waiting around, thinking on what they just experienced and wondering about where the story will go from here. I for one blame the instant gratification of the younger generation.Also what the other guy said, I can't think of a single instance where people complaining on the steam forums actually did anything.
>>723945548You right but sadly I have to bail on them now because i'll get this game in a couple years for 15 bucks.
>>723952525Netflix ruined everything and now people are trained to hate anything that goes against it. Though to be fair, this remains pretty unusual in vidya.
>>723952585Didn't streaming services actually go back to releasing things episodically?
>>723952616Yes and people also whine about it.
Man, I'm willing to buy it now just because I liked the demo and want to shitpost weekly
>>723952585>Though to be fair, this remains pretty unusual in vidya.they're called live service games
>>723952616They are wiser about it now than they were 5 years ago but overall the average show is still bingeslop. And like the other anon said, yes, zoomers bitch about it. Even when it's like 3 episodes per week. Fucking deranged retards. No one appreciates serialization anymore.I'm so happy Succession avoided this and was full episodic. Those /tv/ threads were pure kino. These Dispatch threads feel like a small version of that.
>>723952387How the fuck is paying for a full price game and needing to wait months to get the full experience "kino"Literal cuckshit. You're being milked for constant attention because the devs don't trust you to be able to enjoy the game without being drip-fed
>>723952792The game would be enjoyed regardless, but we'd all be done with it already.You think anyone here would be discussing in depth the events of Episode 1 and 2 if we already knew how it all ended on Episode 8? Nah. Serialization is fun when in moderation. And it's a thing that barely happens in the vidya industry, so it feels fresh to me.
>>723952792>months
>>723952863>but we'd all be done with it alreadyAnd? If people want to blitz the game and then never touch it again, that's their prerogative. You needing to be gatekept to 1 1/2 hours a week is like needing a parent to tell you that you're only allowed to play the computer for 1 hour a day. If you're that inept and need to be controlled, you do you, but people playing full price shouldn't be drip-fed. It's fucking retarded.You liking being a cuck and enjoying being seen as incapable of moderating yourself doesn't make it a good thing.>>723952952And when they inevitably do season 2? When they see the game was successful and they keep doing it?
>>723952665>>723952731You'll find people who whine about everything, just look where we are, but if they aren't going back then it's reasonable to assume that most people don't really mind.
>>723951546only if you're a faggot
>>723952863>You think anyone here would be discussing in depth the events of Episode 1 and 2 if we already knew how it all ended on Episode 8? Nah. Serialization is fun when in moderation.This is what made Deltarune chapter 2 so good back in the day, no one would have cared as much as they did about it if it was instantly followed by 3 and 4.
>>723952976My point is I'm enjoying the discussions where everyone is caught up to the same spot. You'd think that, in a board about discussing video games, you'd be able to appreciate that kind of stuff in moderation. If this were an industry wide trend, it'd be one thing, but you're bitching about one game. One game where, if you're really that pissed off about episodes, you just wait one month.
Holy fuck I didn't think there were people pathetic enough to want episodic shit.
>>723953038it really is sickening
>invisible tomboy who needs to hold breath for her power but has a fucking asthma Out of the entire team i mostly respect her because it feels like the most useless combo of power and condition ever
>>723953038>>723953058People seem to be craving it again. Plus the Wolf Among Us 2 is in development hell. So people see this as the next best thing.
>>723953143I like it assuming it really is all releasing in a month.I hated the Telltale shit where I'd have to wait months for an episode.
Do you get to fuck whoever this woman in the middle with the legs is?
I hope the next episodes have more dispatching gameplays. I don't care what telltale is known for but I don't want each episode to only have one dispatch game and the rest is cutscenes.
>>723949628Even if you disable telemetry in the settings, something is still being sent btw
>>723953250Agreed. The actual Dispatching is the best part.Also, I know this is not gonna happen, but I'd love it if there was no more QTEslop. Even if you turn the QTEs off, you're still just watching fights.
>>723953196The blonde? Probably but she's a cheating whore who's currently dating Superman but tries to seduce other men anywayThe red skinned girl? Unclear at the moment
>>723953260Good to know, anon. Thanks for the heads up. That is suspicious.Since you read EULAs, is Dispatch's EULA uniquely sleazy?
>>723953328>The blonde? Probably but she's a cheating whore who's currently dating Superman but tries to seduce other men anywayI forgive her if it turns out she's evil and manipulating him (nothing sexual) while actually being into the MC.
>>723946452I love this half-mask design. Sexy as fuck.
I don't get itWhy make a "choice" game and then make it so no choices matter?
>have to wait 3 more weeks just to play the rest of the gamewhat the fuck is this retarded shit
>>723953489Walking dead threads were comf
>>723953509>we're all cucked together so it's comfy XDD
>>723953568Ok?
>>723953483We don't even have the full game yet. How can you know they "don't matter?" It's a well known complaint about Telltale adventure games, maybe they finally did something about it.
>>723953568>every time there's a minor inconvenience in anon's life>"I CAN"T BELIEVE I GOT KEKED! I'M LITERALLY RAISING SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS!"
>>723953775>pay for a game>you're only allowed to play it for 1 1/2 hours a weekYou are quite literally being cucked out of something you paid for. It's not like you're paying for installments. You are straight-up buying and not receiving it. You are being cucked. Cuck.
waterboy is a literal janny lol
>>723953859you're gonna edge and you're gonna like it.
is it true that not-omniman butt fucks you?
>>723953859You don't know what cucked means and you've demonstrated that quite thoroughly.
>>723954024Something that is yours isn't being given to you, or more realistically is being taken from you until they think you're worthy, and you're expected to thank the person for it. You are a cuck.
>>723954004
>>723954070And again. Not what cuck means. Are you being cucked when your mom grounds you and takes away your video game console?
>>723952497just some rough animations and storyboards, here's everything I could find https://gofile.io/d/omeQy8
>>723953638Not him, but nah, don't get your hopes up. It's just there for flavor.
>>723953638lol
>>723954125Being punished for a reason isn't the same as being denied for the devs' benefit and nothing else. Also if your mom bought the console, it's hers, not yours; in this case you bought the game, it is yours. If your mom took something that you bought and belonged to you? Then yes, your item is being stolen. Objectively. Doesn't matter if they're related, stealing is stealing.What the fuck is your retarded ass logic. How desperate are you to justify not getting what you pay for, how desperate are your to find excuses to thank the devs for being used by the devs for a marketing tactic? How fucking pathetic are you? When you buy a pizza and the store only gives you 1/4th of what you paid for because they think you're too retarded to moderate your own food, do you thank them?Genuinely fucking kill yourself you mental gymastics-addled retard. You are a blight. I'd say that I hope everything you ever buy is given to you installments despite being full price, but knowing your autistic ass, you'd probably jerk off to the idea while still acting like you're not a cuck. Which, by the way, is something all cucks do. Justify it, saying they're in control somehow.
>>723954254That would be a reasonable assumption. But we could see branching endings, at the very end that is.
>>723954070If you see an episodic release and your brain immediately jumps to cuckoldry then you genuinely should probably take at least a week or two off from the internet for your own wellbeing. Just some sincere advice, I won't be replying to you further.
>>723953638Show me an example where a choices ever mattered in these games
>>723954317Mental gymnastics is saying "not getting the game in one release" = "MY WIFE IS GETTING FUCKED AIEEEEEEEEEE"
>>723953638>maybe they finally did something about it.shills cant into pattern recognition>>723953997lel
>>723953489Guaranteed that idea was thought up by some diversity hire fresh out of college
>>723954374Your wife could tell you she belongs to someone else for another 3 weeks despite already being married and you'd pretend it's normal lmao. You are worthless and pathetic for even trying to justify this
>>723954352At the end of Walking Dead Ep 1 where you have to save reporter woman or engineer dude. They only live for 1 more chapter but it mattered.
>buy thing>delivery is three days from now onam i being cucked?
80% of threads on this website somehow tie back to debates on cuckoldry
>>723954435>"THE GAME DEVELOPER IS FUCKING MY GAME AND I HAVE TO WAIT 3 WEEKS BEFORE I CAN PUT MY PENIS IN!"You must realize how ridiculous you are. You must.
>>723954486You forgot trannies.
>>723953638I played The Walking Dead.ANON WILL REMEMBER THIS
>delivery analogies>with a game that isn't being preordered and in a universe where delivery is instant>punishment analogies>when you haven't done anything wrongholy fucking pathetic faggotryyou have to be baiting because there's no way someone can be this much of an unfathomable shill
>>723954486everything in the world is about cuckoldry except cuckoldry. cuckoldry is about power>>723953196if you mean the red one she is a lesbo voiced by alana pearce so you are shot out of luck
>>723954482What kind of advanced cuckoldry is it when you have to RMA?
>NOOOO IT'S OKAY FOR THE RESTAURANT TO NOT GIVE ME MY FOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T BE TRUSTED TO EAT!!!!lollmao
>>723954641Your point got cucked from you, sorry.
Gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the concept of "edging," also known as "gooning" in some dialects.
>>723954641If a delivery analogy is too outlandish and inaccurate, how is your wife being fucked appropriate instead?
>>723954697>"the food will be given to you in batches every week">"okay">pay for the food>"wtf why is it given to me in batches im literally being cucked"buy the game after full release thenin cant see the problem here
>>723953423>while actually being into the MC.this is probably one of the most nonsensical things in the entire story. There isn't any reason WHY she would be into the MC.He's a poor broke short unemployed loser who acts awkward but for some inexplicable reason she's slobbering for his cock from the moment they meet. Maybe she's just such a turbo-slut that she acts like that to every male?
>>723954754He's just upset because his argument got cucked out from under him. He has cuck rage now.
Probably the most astroturfed game in the past 3 months given the state of this cope.
>>723954665No I mean the blonde but I hear she's a cheater. Unfortunate, shan't be playing this then
>>723954795I mean, if it is actually genuine I can kinda see how she's impressed by someone in the whole spectrum of heroes being a relatively chad normal human guy. Robert's whole thing was helping people with little concern for the cost to his own self. He's at least a real person compared to the other corporate fuckers she works with.
>>723954874Honestly, I haven't been hooked like this in years. Actually managed to immerse myself for once despite the obvious woke stuff
>>723954795>Maybe she's just such a turbo-slut that she acts like that to every male?sort of. water janny man gave her the 'ick so presumably she is only like that with the people she "recruits">>723954884that she is. she even mentions how she needs everything in large doses to emasculate Robert when her super-powered boyfriend appears>CAPTCHA: M0G8A
>please cuck me: the thread
>>723952179>>723951457word of warning that hollywood animal is in early access dev hellthey consistently keep blowing past deadlines and then under deliver when they finally release somethingrecently they missed multiple updates on the road map. finally decided to address it months past the deadline where they gave a new date and rolled them into 1 patch. when that date finally came they announced actually it's a beta of the update that you have to opt in to (the game is already in early access btw). the game is fun but will be years, at least 4+, before it is anywhere near being complete
>>723955023>He's at least a real person compared to the other corporate fuckers she works with.like who? she is the only person in the building that even uses corpo-speech
>>723952976>i bought a game why don't i get the sequel for free
>>723955150I was more or less specifically saying that about Omniman-lite. At the very least, we have not seen the other soulless husks yet.
>>723955228>1 hour and 30 minutes of gameplay>prequelLOL
>>723945502Capeshit cuck game
>>723954795She's a manipulator. He's lonely, in a bad place and actually has potential to become meaningful. If she puts her hooks in him now, then if he does become meaningful? She can flip over to him and ebb from his success. If he doesn't? She can just say he read the room wrong and she was never flirting. It's politicking 101.
>>723948189Yes because she doesn't give a fuck about her job they made this clear wit hthe joke about her being later to meetings
>>723957252So what are you doing when you upgrade her mobility?
>>723956470you were talking about a season 2 retardkys
Why are Telltale games so terrible.Choices don't mean shit and writing is highly inconsistant between chapters.Would be better if they were just single continuous games.
>>723946137>Is meant to be a skilled hand to hand fighter and operative>Is asthmatic
>>723945548Lofe is strange was smart being episodic, people had tons of theories
Watching it on YouTube has been so good that I bought the game.
>the mc is not a pushover, has a spine and will be the mentor for all the super heroesI was expecting some sort of weirdo bullied desk jockey type of situation and not a genuine strong character with women fawning over him, refreshingAlso>why do you look like black EinsteinLmao
>>723945502The episodes are shorter, but I think it’s because they removed the pointless walking around and collecting items there was in other telltale games, I don’t really mind it but it definitely makes it shorter and less interactive, but then again, the episodes have a way better pace
>>723957710Im pretty sure thats related to her power restrictions.
So is this a vn or what
>>723958161mostly a VN. There are gameplay elements where you send heros to different issues and they can earn exp and level up their stats.
>>723958161no.
>>723957881>and will be the mentor for all the super heroesimagine ending your career in your mid 20s. that's horrible>and not a genuine strong character with women fawning over him,while he isnt a pushover thers only one chick thats into him the retarded asthmatic hag. ms marvel is just toying with him>black Einsteinheh>>723957710I mean she does know karate or somew shit. personally i wouldnt put that in my resume next to the asthma
>>723958161yes
>>723947048Its literally>What if Omniman, but Autistic?
I saw this review and immediately came here to tell you you're all faggot redditors and should kill yourselves.
>>723958650Literally who?
>>723949374Fuck em, shoulda learned to mine clean coal instead.
>>723958726given their names are usernames either twitch streamers or youtubers. Also the whiney faggot from breaking bad
>>723958594I really Hope He isnt evil, Just an Alien who doesnt quiet get the hang of human social normal/autistic, would be cool to have him be offbrand offbrand evil superman.
>>723958805you gonna give up your bussy to him?
>>723958805*Have him Not be
>>723958650That review annoyed me too, the account is obviously botted with dogshit reviews all having hundreds if not thousands of likes. I wish blocking someone on steam would hide their reviews the same way it hides their forum posts
>>723958836Nah but If He IS genuinely a good Guy He could be a good Bro Like royd, but Lack of hygien swapped with being unintentionally rude
>>723958594>>723958805He says he wants to play Magic the Gathering in the trailer, he just looks really bored all the time
Can someone explains how this weekly episode shit works? I pirated this garbage, so do I need to update my shit every week to unlock the story?I just wanna fuck blonde bitch
>>723949472It's literally happening right now?
>>723958987no it isn't
>>723950613Yeah Dad Bod means skinny-fat, Robert is lean as hell.
>>723958963god you're such a retard
>>723959015Alright then, see you next week for the next round of discussion.
>>723959085no you won't
>>723958907Just watched the launch Trailer for.the First time... Holly Shit i really Hope we can be Bros with him now, He seems genuinely wellmeaning, tho the "i float" Scene seems Like Hes gonna BE depeessed at one Point (probably die to BB)
>>723959160*Due to BB I hate autocorrect
>>723958987To be fair like 60% of dispatch threads are cuck shizo, coomers and poltards.
>>723959043no it doesnt, it means strong fat, shit is bara adjacentthat was just invisibitch being a bitchalso not a fan of how Robert assumes she choose a life of crime. i bet she woke up one mornig and thought to herself "what a great day to start being a social outcast"
>>723950092What!
>>723950613yea it's retarded invisigirl was funnier when she called him best buy fight club.
>>723959231So like any /v/ thread then?
>>723959284I think he needs to get over himself. Like he put in the work without powers, but her only power is invisibility and she's on the front lines with a debilitating medical condition that actively works against her power and an inhaler that we see is very easy to knock out of her hands. The fact that she's choosing to try and be a hero in spite of all that is in itself incredibly fucking heroic, and I hope Bobert acknowledges that at some point.
>>723959543>and I hope Bobert acknowledges that at some pointI for one will NEVER acknowledge that and I will take every opportunity to crush her spirit.
>>723959636wow rude
Fuck blonde bitch and invisibitch I wanna be bros with autistic mustache
>>723959543i think they did mention she was a voluntary but I doubt she is doing it out of principleshe probably has a target on her back and thinks that by being part of a super hero agency they will protect her or something
>>723959543>The fact that she's choosing to try and be a hero in spite of all that is in itself incredibly fucking heroicI thought it was implied the phoenix team had commuted sentences in exchange for becoming heroes. None of them have really talked about an urge to help people or do good, I always got the impression it was part of a rehabilitation program and if they fucked up they get thrown back into prison to server a longer sentence. it's the only reason I didn't rat on invisibitch, if she's just going to get chewed out I would have done it, but I thought that's a probation vio, and she's getting sent back to super max.
>>723958350Stop doing drugs or watching reels on your second monitor retard. Working as a dispatcher is temporary until his suit gets fixed. Blonde is clearly into him and is holding back only because she has a BF.
Just got done with my playthrough, holy fuck all of my dudes are stupid as hell that I just invested into intelligence for all of them then got a random roll for intelligence and put into flambaeAlso upset at Invisibitch disobeying the orders to stop the villain and instead she lets Gramma get shot in the nuts, kek. I did use her for most of the missions and she leveled up twice almost.
>best girl is used goodswtf is that ending, cringe shit
>>723959964>Working as a dispatcher is temporary until his suit gets fixedye i got that part but he is mentoring a bunch of retards like old men that are no longer suited for the job have to do>and is holding back only because she has a BFwhat a gullible moron. stop thinking with your dick for 5 seconds
>>723960185There's clearly 2 romance options based on the achievements. No shot they're going to introduce an option in episode 3. She's playing but she's clearly still interested.
>>723960180invisigal is actually a virgin doe
>>723945502Was this game talked before release? Is it because is on front page Steam? I never heard about it until now
>>723960425There were some threads when the demo came out from what I recall.
>>723960249>she's clearly still interested.doubt it. remember she is a completely different person outside of work.still I might give her the benefit of the doubt, let's see in the following chapters if she has actual reasons for liking Rob
>>723960362>27yo criminal>virginwhat's even worse is that asthmatics are all starfishes
>>723960180It's a Western game, weeb. There's no 2pure moe kawaii bitch for you here.
>see Invisigirl with Blonde and Robert>they both tower over her by at least a head>assume she must be some tiny asian girl that's like 5'2, maybe 5'0>check her profile>she's fucking 5'6, an inch taller than meHow fucking tall are Blonde and Robert?
>Top 1% of playersJust how retarded are the rest of you?
>>723960249I know about Blondi. Who's the other?Judging by the tumbler artstyle, I bet it's a dude
>>723960180non-disfunctional people usually lose their virginity around 20
>>723945502So what is this game exactly?I saw multiple threads before the release but ignored them since I don't really like to fall for pre-release hype.I assume it released now, so is this like a Telltale type adventure game deal with slight bits of gameplay or like actual management sim about capers with some story focus?
>>723960806Probably invisibitch.
>>723959925>Super MaxNot all of em are that bad for that. Some of their crimes in their dossiers are pretty minor or mundane
>>723960805For real, shit is easy as fuck. Only mission I failed was the last tutorial mission because everyone was on cooldown and I didn't want to send a single guy
>>723960806>tumbler artstyle
>>723960805>see "100" and "percent" together>oh shit, I did really g— wait a second>that means I did the same as everybody elseTo answer your question, pretty dumb.
>>723960805nice
>>723960921i just figured you're getting max due to powers in general.
>>723946843>>723946879>>723946909>>723946976>>723947024Thoa character would be great if changed to a girl
>>723960774Manlets aren't heroes.Go be a brooding antihero with your hairy midget friend wolverine
>>723961097That’s going in the book
>>723960774>a headLooks like a couple inches to me
Since this thread reached 510 posts, maybe we ought to move to >>723960775and fuck making a /vg/ general, this is an active, current game that is gonna die by december/january anyway.
>>723961097>Anon will remember this.
>>723961628>and fuck making a /vg/ generalYeah, not everything needs to be on /vg/. Lots of new games that get put on /vg/ end up disappearing after a month, it's completely pointless.
>>723963173Its one thing to fool the audience, its another to in-universe try to make everyone believe SDN didn't know their real identities nor did they recover the actual body of mecha man.
>>723946268I walked away like a little bitch. I imagine in their world it's his Jonah Hill moment and there are daily threads brainstorming a better comeback.
