https://www.youtube.com/live/_ZHYjYHHiBM?si=RiQpaRndeJEhVeL0
I care
>>723963059I asked
time for some comfy
>>723963302no one cares that you asked.
Kirby sex
>>723962946>kirbygrow up
He'll be in
>>723963671>that post>that pic
>>723963691>it's the simp
>all the people in the yt chat changing MARXkek
how can he talk about this for an HOUR? what else is there to even say?
SOARING HIGH
Bakakunai?
hello kirby
TOP RIDE MENTIONED
>>723963671brat teio
Top RideGODS win again
where is is the sticky
kek he's amazing
>We did it anywaylmao
top ride had some good fucking music for what it was
Yeah, we added the mode anyway. Fuck you.
TOP RIDE BROS WE WON
>>723962946can't fathom why this needs a second dedicated Direct, it really doesn't look that interesting
finally, content for the 3 autists who actually play top ride
Pokémon fans should watch this to understand how little GameFreak cares about them
>>723964009He did it anyway
>>723964009He did it anyway.
Marxbros how do we feel?
>>723964019that's what sovl is really abouteven if only like 2 people enjoy such a mode, they PUT IT IN ANYWAY
>>723964009Because Nintendo have literally no games to show off apart from this and Metroid Prime 4.
>>723964165sakurai is the king of sovl after all
>$80no sakurai...
>We added 8 players because we could, but you really shouldn'tBased
>>723964243anon we're watching, so you can't lie
>online eight player Top Ridelol, that will be silly.
>>723964243it's $70
>>723964009switch 2 has NO games
>>723964243*$70
>>723962946Sakurai knows how to present something, I always think about how his directs are the best because he understands pacing
gamecube controller support confirmed I guess
>>723964351the kind of shit i wish snk devs understoodso their games wouldn't be an absolute flop out the door like shitty of the wolves, it's just sad
Classic mode lol
no sakurai...that's too much kirby...!
DID YOU GUYS SEE SANDBAG
ROGUELITE KIRBY AIR RIDE
POPPY BRO ASSIST TROPHY
>assist trophy culling
>only 30k viewerslmao nobody cares about this shit. sakurai wasting time on this instead of smash or a new kid icarus is retarded
>>723964520DOWN IN MISSISSIPPI!
>Pacifist run or Genocide runUndertalesissies! WE WON
HOLY SHIT ELLINE
MAGMAN
Computer Virus OLYMPIANS...
OI MATEYO GOT A LICENSE TO PLAY KIRBY?
>Global Win Power
A KIRBY CREDIT CARD???!!!
finally, why can't online cards be this ultra customizable? it's always just title and preset design
>>723964009sakurai loves to hear himself talk and nintenweenies gobble it up
>a loicense so uk-ese can play
>>723964616We fucking won today, one of my fav boss
>Kirby RP lobbiesHoly shit
>Final roster confirmed
Any new characters yet?
>>723964663much like yourself except you're incredibly dimeless and terribly ugly
>kirby has a fucking emote wheel
>>723964643GSP is your godGWP is your devil
CUTE SLUT!!!
I can't wait to erp with susieanons in the lobby
Let's see Paul Allen's Air riders card.
why does the UI look like ultimate
>>723962946Adeleine and Ribbon Fairy please!
>>723964712
>>723964712no and i'm not very hopeful that there will be any
>anon is going for the juice box>he's going to play item bounce for the 9th time>entire lobby dog piles on the box to stop him from selecting it
>>723964802Because Sakurai.
>>723964848's wife
>The musicHoly shit
>>723964728>much like yourself im not watching>except you're incredibly dimeless and terribly uglycorrect
>there's smash bros MMR in thiskek this man is fucked up, he loves that global power shit
>>723964838he's thirsty, let him have his juice box
>The ancients
>>723964832Smash Ultimate’s character select says hello
MARXDEMIURGES
MARX
>??????
MARX CRUMBS>MARX CRUMBSMARX CRUMBS>MARX CRUMBS
That's the inside of that cat clock thing.
MARX? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? HALTMANN'S SOUL?
NOVA TRACK HOLY SHIT
>tracks from the first gameneat
>previous tracks are backHOLY FUCK YES
checker knights ludo is back on the menu
>ALL THE MUSIC IS BACKITEM BOUNCE WON
>all the old courses toonice
>all of GC Air Ride remade
Awesome they brought back the og stages
I appreciate Sakurai putting all his time and effort into Air Ride, but I hope after this, we get a remaster of Kid' Icarus Uprising or maybe even a new game from him.
>interactive lobbies/v/eekends are gonna be kino also fuck this time limit bs
HOLY FUCKING SOUL
>>723965029Haltmann’s soul was erased and is inside Star Dream. Not NOVA.>>723965057LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
truly the smash ultimate of kirby air ride
>>723965104smash bros gigaultimate it is!
>>723965104you WILL get Meteos 2 and you WILL LIKE IT
>Adult men are watching this
SONIC WHO?
>>723965143I will like it, please and thank you.
>>723965104Nah, it's joever uprising bro. He'll be back to developing the next smash.
unlockablesgod I love unlockables
OLD COURSES IN FULLLETS FUCKING GODo old city trial too while you're at it, why the fuck not
>smashpedos seething
I really hope there's more characters...
>>723965163sit back and enjoy the showwe're watching pure soul
>it's coming
>>723965163>admitted to wasting your youth on an 18+ website
it's 2025 grandpa, you can't just hype up 9 new courses like it's some amazing thing, it was pathetic in 2003 as well
>>723965190>next smash.Why even bother when you can't get any better than Ultimate? Only rosterfags want a new Smash at this point.
I love video games bros
Holy shit this could be kino. Giving SW2 3 games worth owning and maybe 4 by years end if MP4 is good. Cope trannies.
>>723965291a smash game with functional online would be a good idea.
Sakurai please tell me you lied last direct and the old city trial map is in the game too
Yooooo! They added Sandbag
DRAGOON
I played Dreamland 3It's bad. Like actually a miserable pain to play.
what the fuck is super smash bros
the thing from smash bros
>legendary air machine themeI'm home...
>>723965350Yeah, but that's asking for too much for a Nintendo game, desu.
HAKAI-OH
>>723965375I don't hate it but I see how people can dislike both it and 2
surprised there isn't a new legendary machine
oh shit
>>723965375the only thing carrying it is the artstyle.
>Battle royale city trial
>no new Legendary MachineI'm surprised. I was expecting a Tiamat or something. Some kind of third dragon to go with the new machine types.
GANGVIOLENCE
>$70 for a Kirby gameLmfaooooo>$70 for a Kirby RACING gameLMFAOOOJesus Christ tendies are eating Nintendo’s shit with no end in sight and asking for seconds
why is there a giant spider's nest sakurai
HE'S INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
simp king is here
>>723965569Nintendo switch 2 has one game and I'm buying it
Spider sexo
TARANZASISSIES WE WON?
WTF LOLO
fucking spidermanHOLY SHIT LOLOLO
>join my new air rideYes kirby>80$No kirby
DAROACH GODS
EL RATO
??? RAT
DAROACH LETS GOOOOO
wow, lolo and lala, that's a deepcut
rato...
>>723965672IT'S DA RAT
ESCARGOON?
RICK
>A FUCKING PEBBLE
SCARFY BROS
>lolowhat the fuck???I had that shit on wii ware because my brother was nostalgic for it and I've never seen or heard anyone talk about it
FUCK YOU MARX
FUCKING WADDLE DEEFUCK YEAH
THERE HE IS
CMON RIPPLE AND ADELEINE
>>723965629*4 games
scarfy is a great pick
Regular fucking dee lol
>>723965291>Why even botherWhat do you mean? Money.
HENSHIN
>non-bandana Waddle DeeBased
ah yescome on rider
Adeleinebros...
It does look cool.
>>723965776bandana for dlc trust
>>723965771Didn't buy them because they're not girby
>New machine>The robobot music start playingHoly kino
THE MOST HATED KIRBY CHARACTER
WHEELIE SCOOTER
>>723965824isn't bandana part of the base roster?
>>723965824Anon...
>>723965846She’ll be DLC
JET STAR LET'S GOOO
BVLL TANK
>>723965660>admitting to being a leaf
>Scooter is backI thought i'd lost you.
>Wheelie scooterWe are so back bros!
>>723965756Lololo and Lalala have been a recurring boss fight in the Kirby series since the first game
>>723965865Anon there's like 30 pages of lore needed to understand that Bandana Dee and regular Dees are not the same
>The machines are moaning
BANJO CONFIRMED
>>723965878Based jetbroI was worried since starman had a similar ability
the voice acting is so kamen rider
>VOICES>nah racers don't talk>but the machines scream when you kill themwhat the fuck sakurai?
>can have a japanese wife talking to you while you spinYES
GUH HUH
why the fuck is this an hour long, what else is there to show?
>A and B>Not M or FWoke trash
She is in.
>rick but no coo, kine, or any of the dl3 friends>adeleineThe dream has never been more dead than it has before
VICTORIA TOTALE
>customer service vadamn holy based
>>723965970Remember that every time you quick spin your machine is screaming in confusion
>>723965982It's Kirby's voice actress. Also voiced Viridi in nipland.
>>723965970>ywn make a machine scream your name in bed
>>723966027You WILL play as Rocky
>>723965660It's $70 and worth more than AAA slop
>>723965930thats whack even stillI've finished maybe 3 or 4 kirby games, nightmare in dreamland, canvas curse, and half of forgotten worlds. Air ride was the only one I played more than once
Sakurai puts the work into whatever he puts into doesn't he.
>No Ride Meta slavery>Time attack for each oneHOLYT BASED
>destroy a machine>hear Haltmann's screams of agony
>>723966117Sakurai's dedication is unparalleled
>Sakurai say FUCK autists trying to maxmix racing gamesI KNEEL
>he's in kirby
>>723966093We are so fucking back
>not Uberheh
looks okay but won't save the switch 2
>that noticeable space between Hydra and Warp Star in the hangerThere might actually be another Legendary Machine
>Kirby chemtrails
>>723966117>>723966181HE CAN NOT BE STOPPED
chemtrails confirmed
man the music is just excellent
>Kirby can leave chem trailswtf why?
>>723966251>won't save the fastest-selling console
we have chemtrails
>all the machines have unique idle animations where they bounce aroundS O U L
>skywriting just because he cansakurai i love you
>>723966027He did say that's all the riders he was showing for now, implying more.
>>723966251Ready to get ass raped after this is over?
>>723966093Also, the male announcer is Nightmare's voice.
i still don't like the smash bros (more like sora as a whole) effects/particles.
>>723965660You should make a JP account. It's definitely cheaper.
OC donut steal
This game will make it very hard for me to keep waiting for a Switch 2 revision to get one
>>723966187Always was.
>>723966187MUH GINGA
>>723965764JESUS WHAT IS THAT THING!?
>no item bounceis it cause of the memes behind the music
>>723966370are you gay?
the fucking music bros, holy shit
Adeleine isn't allowed in the game because gamers would be able to see uo her skirt.
how hard will this game flop considering mario kart world and sonic crossworlds exist
>>723966396Just wait till 2nd hand ones are better priced
>Kirby baby parkKino
I do think it's pretty fucking lame there's no online leaderboards
>arena
Games having this much variety used to be a standard. The absolute state.
> Kirby Air Ride 2 gets Baby Park before Mario Kart
>>723966529>implying they wouldn't get hacked immediately to show a top 100 of nothing but 0 seconds times
>>723966512it'll be another beloved cult classic
>>723966529Kirby is the worst series for this type of competition
>>723966396???? why lmao
>they made him a fucking transformer
Dedede is Transformer confirmed
What's with all the Adeleine talk? I know she's not in for some reason, but I can't watch the direct right now.
>>723966512>sonic crossworlds
>>723966384yeah, as long as you have a japanese address on Amazon japan it's wasy to grab a code from there and redeem it in a japanese account (or switch your account to Japan and redeem and switch back)
>>723966529i like how there won't be metafagging builds but i'm also bummed about no leaderboards.
>>723965673>>723965672>>723965669A crippled little rata...
>Robo-DededeFuckin' Metal!!!
dude I just wanted a slightly newer kirby air rise stop throwing all this cool shit in
>>723966618I don't like buying launch models
> Transformers DeededeDidn't see that one coming.
>>723966601>A Switch 2 getting hacked immediately?
>HEHEHEHE I'M A ROBO TRANSFORMIN' INTO A CAH!
SOUL BOSSES
>>723966686no
is that fucking Dark Matter
>Nightmare>FUCKING 02HOLY FUCKING KINO
was that fucking zero two
>Goddamn Zero 2
WAS THAT O2
>computerized? 02AAAAAAA
>>723966643Little girls always have a following
fine, i'll buy a switch 2
>>723962946Looks pretty cool but a little too modern nintendo
I love sakurai's insanely massive challenge boards
>>723966648I know it didn't sell that much but it will still dwarf this game in sales sadly.
CHEEVO GRID BACKi was getting worried
Just got here, what the fuck is Road Trip?
>Nightmare and 02
>>723966816Smash bros classic mode
>>723966803Japan alone will put this above Sonic worldwide
>>723966816Story mode, basically a rogue like
>can select an objective directly from the checklistFinally.
>>723966775Squeaky clean Nintendo won't allow blood, prease understand
II really like this way of unlocking stuff.I wouldn't have tried half as many things in Kid Icarus if it wasn't for those boards.
RIPROARINGRICK
>rip roaring rick
MACHINE SKINS
>And for my special attack>I'll cheatBased Rick and Marx
dude holy shit
>pimp my star>you can add stupid little gizmos to ithell yeah
SONIC RACING BTFO
I wish Sakurai was in charge of my favorite franchises
>machine customizationholy shit
ORE machine (sakurai speaks using ore because he is a manly macho man)
>customizable machineGET FUCKED MARIO KART
how long were they working on this damn game, jesus
I feel like I have failed Adeleine...
wow, machine customization looks amazing
VEHICLE DECORARTIONTA?S?WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
>SONIC BTFOKEKAROO
All of this and the game's under 20GB!
phew, good thing I got MKW almost for free, i'd be so pissed if I paid full price for it seeing this
>>723966689no I mean why would this game be what pushes you into buying the console "early", just wait, it's not like it's going to be spoiled for you playing it in a year or two
>>723966976>You can stack decalsSonicbros...
K I N O
CORN
>>723967038Because I want to play it now
ECONOMY
>Machine skins>But also there's multiple ways to unlock a machine so it's way easier to just unlock them naturally
Friendly reminder sakurai made threw the first game together in 6 months using tape and twigsnow he has a budget
>CORN MORBILE
sakurai-sama...
Sonicfags brag about their new racing game like a sakurai game won't send them back to discourse hell
HATS
HATS CONFIRMED
>microtransactions confirmedIT'S SO OVER....
Can this man's insatiable drive to add cool shit to his games be stopped? Goddamn.
love float islands theme
>hatswe tf2 now
WE'RE TF2 NOW
HATSWE HAVE HATS
>can sell designsrad
STOCK MARKET GO BRMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I don't know if I like the machine and customization options, I think it will undermine the visual identity of the game, I hope you can disable viewing them when playing onlinethat said holy shit Kirby 64 Aqua star remix
man
that's just insulting to meta knight
i love sakurai so much
>>723962946>Hats>Real time market fluctuations for items you sell on the market placeValve is seething right now
already more content than Mario Kart World
>>723967131i wish all devs were like that, but a lot of them just want a paycheck and to make excuses
mario kart bros out response?
>customize stars>also hats for all charactersHoly fuck, truly the TF2 of racing games
Onigiribros, we won...
BUNNY HAIR SUSIE SAKURAI THANK YOU
>smash bros never got unlockable skins but kirby diddude what the fuck
>>723967129he said it's an in game currency
>>723967153sakurai already took note of that, visual clarity is more important
>Another currencyStop please its too much...
Kirby needs to cash in his frequent flier miles
>>723967212he also said you're autistic
>Some of these might look like they were shoved in, but it's also part of the charm
>>723967131see>>723966276
GUMMIES
>>723967207was probably a licensing nightmarecompanies like square enix are very autistic about their characters
CUMMIES
>>723967251okay
>>723967207smash skins need to be all carefully approved by the respective rights holders, these are technically his characters so he can do whatever the fuck he wants
>You cannot eat the gummiesWTF IS THIS SHIT
>here's some side shit for shits and gigglesbased
I FUCKING KNEEL
observe the gummies.
sakurai always adds useless silly bullshit like this to his gamesit's great
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????FUCK IT GUMMY GAME
MYSTERY GUMMIES
>Bunny ears Susie We’re about to experience levels of sex we could never have possibly imagined.
This game is going to make gummillion dollars!
>$10 less than mario kart world>absolutely fucking gigamogs it in terms of the sheer amount of contentkirbychads literally never lose
>>723967207Smash was just a gig, this is true passion
>GUMMIES MODETHEY WON EXPEDITION 33 BTFO
It's not a sakurai game without some unnecessary bullshit mode
>>723967123Air Riders > Sonic Racing > Mario Kart World
fucking retarded
>random tech demo gummy mode for no reasonSOVL
Bro you collect Kirby edibles?
>>723963691HE WON
>? machine
KID ICARUS UPRISING MENTIONED
shogo sakaibros...
Is it really necessary to go through every minute detail of this game? Even if I were to buy it, which I won't because it's eighty fucking dollars, I'd just race
Comparing this game to Mario Kart World is an embarassment for EAD, kek.
,>Winning online doesn't give you anything meaningful lol
KID ICARUS MENTIONED
>another 3 hour kirby air riders presentationSwitch 2 users in shambles. Literally no one asked for this game and the response from these previews is lukewarm. Viewers only going down. Enjoy your $50 toys.
>>723967425Can't wait to dress him up bunny ears and get uncomfortably close to people lobby. I wonder what skins he gets.
>player created machine skin marketsurely nothing bad will happen
>>723967123Sonic flopped hard kek and doesn't even have good skinsKirby Air Riders > Mario Kart World > Sonic Crossworlds
>Noriyuki Iwadare>Ace Attorney composerDid this anon know? >>723967284
Why is this game more beautiful than Mario Kart World?
Now that sakurai finished his dream game, please just let him direct anything he wants that isn't smashthis man loves video gamesbiggest turbo autist in the industry
>>723962946LMAO the composers look like a wojak vs chad meme
>>723967460Why are you watching you fucking retard
>>723967460Yes. Face it Sonic crossworld AND Mario kart world combined don't hold a candle to this game.These devs have to learn
STEAM CONFIRMED
>>723967470I will.Enjoy being mad about me enjoying my 50 dollar toys.
I wish all games had this means of setting background music.Splatoon desperately needs it.
Didnt think I would be seeing myself finding a new character to consider playingg as but here we are
>>723967470kill yourself this is the only good switch 2 game
>>723967467and that's a good thing because it means you can steal unlock everything in the game even if it flops and no one plays it online
>>723967460>Still trying to lieEven if it was $80 it would absolutely be worth it, so it's even better that is $70
CUTE
>>723967460It's 70 bucks and it's for extra content since just racing can be boring.
>>723967191Shit is not looking good for us
X MENTIONED
soul main menu
>>723967481its all free currency so its fine, and you don't even get anything when someone buys your machine
>>723967470>ViewersA lot more on the Japanese one.
this showcase is too fucking long would it kill him to trim it downI didn't need to see half this shit
This Kirby game looks more and more legit as time goes on. Hmm
I was actually pretty convinced we'd get a Pikmin character
>checklist is literally a piece of paper on a clipboardneat
so this is what it looks like if Air Ride gets a Smash budget
>>723967643he probably did and it probably would kill him yes
>>723967505That's why I brought up >>723965104, and right away, some are saying he'll go back to Smash after this.
>>723967643Don't hurt his ego.
>>723967643I mean I like his enthusiasm but yeah I don't think its mandatory for me to see the option menu in a direct.
>>723967179b-but all the rail shortcuts and shitty free roam trials and the +200 variations of straight line intermission courses that 99.999% of players won't see or don't give a shit about.
>you can play the game one handedfreakarai
>>723964870I love Nepotism
WITHONEHAND
All these options and soul.He really is the last game director with this style. It's gonna suck when he retires
SONICSISSIES, MARIOFAGBROS... WE GOT WAY TOO COCKY
all this direct is doing is making me wish sakurai developed another kid icarus with even more online content.
>>723967728>what did he mean by this
>one handed modeFinally I can fap to Taranza while racing.
W-What am I supposed to do with my other hand, Sakurai-san?
>can play while fappingholy based
>play with one handi can play and fap to susie at the same time
MOTION SICKNESS BROS WE WON!!
>>723967643The original cut was 5 hours long.We tried to cut it further but Sakurai just kept screaming.
Air Riders >>> SHIT > Sonic Racing > Mario Kart World
>no trophies >instead we get these shitty ass gummies, and for vehicles onlyMASSIVE missed opportunity
PAY UP FOR THE PLASTIC CHUDS
>>723967742That's what I'm saying, still, Kirby is his baby, so he'll get the most love over anyone.
>>723967757I have a feeling this image is going to see a lot of use
damn thats a good fucking main menuhope smash has something similar, his wife always sticks to a similar philosophy each generationalso fucking based FoV slider holy shit
MAGNETS CONFIRMED
>>723967643actually we need 5 minutes to explain the game has camera settings
>>723967819I will :)
How many tracks are in the game anyhow
>>723967808mario kart world? KWABOTY
$250 U S DOLLARS
Man I'm not even into Kirby but this game looks funDecided to watch just because Sakurai seems to always be having fun showing stuff
oh god
>Amiibo gods get an exclusive cursorwtf
I will take 10 Kawasaki amiibos
>>723967819These would actually be cool toys for actual kids if they did not cost an eye and a leg
>>723967813Are we watching the same stream? Did you miss the entire achievement board?
No Susie amiibo?
>Main Screen DLCYou can't make this shit up
that shit will rot on the store shelves just like the animal crossing shit
SAKURAI BRINGING TOYS TO LIFE BACK SINGLEHANDEDLY
>>72396789418
IS THAT A META KNIGHT AMIIBO?HECKING WOWZERZ!!!
Sakura-sama... my wallet... please...
Gee Sakurai, how come your game gets 5 Amiibo
>>723967926i think he means trophies for winning a race
oh fuck
>>72396789418, including all the first game courses. hope there's dlc tracks in the future desu
That Dedede Amiibo about to cost $100 at that size.
>>7239678949, with the 9 from the first game being brought back too.
>>723967905>Decided to watch just because Sakurai seems to always be having fun showing stuffit's hard not to get excited even if it's not your thing. Sakurai is just interesting to listen to.I loved reading his brawl blogs, and his youtube channel had a lot of interesting game design talk. and this is just more of that
>>723967708He absolutely will redo or make a new kid icarus, 100%otherwise it dies on 3ds, which he wouldn't allowgenuinely shocked theres no good mod for kiu for emulation but itd be a lot of work
Plot?
You telling me the machines just came from space?
>switch 2>online>amiibos>game itselfcool so only $1000 for the full package
>The rides are fucking aliens with their own willWhat the fuck is going on?
HEROES! I HAVE OPENED A TUNNEL NEAR OUR CORE THAT LEADS TO THE BATTLEGROUND'S CENTER!
Charlie Martinet?
>>723968064yeah, like most things
>the german word for cinema
>>723968072don't forget the electricity bill bro
>>723968108THE RAVEN LORD CAN SUCK MY DICK
>>723968107they're more than meets the eyethat's for sure
the plot suresounds reallyBRAVEif you will
>>723968072>Wtf, I need the console to play the new game?
>>723968072don't forget the gas to drive to the store
>>723965846>>723965765BTFO
>>723968120Fair enough
Neichel
>They added deep Kirby Lore to the fucking racing gameI KNEEL HOLY SHIT
>>723968108Thank christ im not the only one who heard it kek
why do youtubers always shill their channels
>>723968178Did you buy it for other games? My condolences
>Delicious in Dungeon narratorSoulllll
why the FUCK does this have a story?how
yeah this direct just sold me on this game
Oh my god he's done>10 times the resourcesJesus
why did they give the bike fuck-me eyes
>>723968259Sakurai that's how
god i hate how this dude can't talk about something without patting himself in the back everytime
ADELEINEBROS....
BASED BEYOND BELIEF
>>723968261Same, its been a while since I've been excited for a new game
>no DLCbased
>No game as a service shitBASED
>no DLCthanks for the heads-up
>no DLC confirmedcrazy
>No DLC >No live service bullshit Sakurai is too based for this rotten industry
DARK MATTER SWORDSMANBROS WE LOST AGAIN
>>723968072>onlinelmao stop with that shitty narrative, everyone and their mother has already online
Why are we in the Keyblade Graveyard
>fountain of dreamsFUCK
>fountain of dreamsKINO
>>723968293he earned it
>GLOBAL TEST RIDEYES
WHAT THE FUCK
>"I will now proceed to my next project"Smash?
>DemoNICE
NOVA?!?!?!
>>723967460nobody knows this gameThats why there is so much presentation
So. GOTY was a racing game.
Mario Kart World Lost
we're getting kss content until the fucking end of time.
>>723968378Of course it is
Holy fucking shit that was great
HE'S WAKING UP
Post yfw no switch 2
What a cool game
The man can sell, what can I say
why no dlc? he doesn't want to work?
>This introMan, you didn't have to go this hard, Sakurai.>>723968043Yeah, the game needs to be reworked from the ground up, which is why it has yet to leave the 3DS. But I have faith that Sakurai won't let us down.
are there more riders they're hiding for release or is this it
>no DLC>no sequelssmashies are back
my switch 2 purchase is justified now.. ha hahaa! ye-yeah!
>No DLCSakurai won. Mario BTFO. Sonic BTFO.
>>723968431 Nope that's it. No DLC either
>>723968431This is it, he already confirmed no DLC.
KirbyGODS WON
Ok, now we can filly confirm that Sakurai doesn't hate Kirby fames he didn't make, he HATES human characters in kirby! How else you explain he brothered to add 02 yet Ribbon and Adeliene are nowhere to be seen?
>no sequels>no dlc>take it and go away, fuck you
>>723968418Does Sakurai even know he was the final boss in Robobot? I already killed this fuck.
>>723968431He said there are more riders he didn't reveal in the presentation.
NovaBros!?
>>723968429busy with some other game that's less cool probably
All I wanted was the kirby64 girls and I get NOTHING
>narrates your Kirby game
>>723967926I didn't see any trophies, as in the 3D models of characters you can look at.I only saw it for cars in the customize option
>>723968418Someone needs to stop these fucking things
>>723968490anon this is a crossover game where metaknight can magically wear morphoknight's clothes
i wouldn't mind DLC for new riders though, but if they were paid DLCs then maybe i would.
>>723968490Star Dream isn’t Nova
>>723968474CHADfy was more important clearly
adeline bros u have my sympathies
>>723968474>>723968514Who the fuck even wants humans in Kirby?
>>723968325>>723968321>>723968317>>723968310>>723968308If there's truly no DLC then the original City Trial map better be an unlockable and he was rusing us last directI'm gonna be kinda pissed if Skyah stays at the only City Trial map>>723968431>>723968462>>723968469No, he teased there were more riders in the game he just wasn't showing off yet, we had teases of additional machines too. There apparently won't be more added postlaunch, though
>>723968431No DLC but he explicitly said there are more in the game he's not showing yet.
>>723968514Sakura hates humans (or human faces on non humans).
MAMMA MIA
>>723968481I will. Thank you father!
it's gonna be $80 isn't it
>>723968429Because this is a complete game, there's nothing left to add
But when Mario Kart World doesn’t have DLC people call the game dead and abandoned.
>>723968431there's more
Probably not getting a switch 2 still but looked way better than World
RATE THE DIRECTRATE THE DIRECTRATE THE DIRECTRATE THE DIRECTRATE THE DIRECT
He’s so gangster
>>723968602It's already confirmed to be 70 on the Nintendo website.
>>723968490Multiple clockwork nova’s were established, this doesn’t go against anything
the game looks so niceI think I'm going to sell MKW since I played it a week-end and never again
>>723968514Magman > anyone else
I don't carewhere is the new Smash Bros ?
>>723968602no because I just preordered the physical copy for $70
Kirby Air Riders > Mario Kart World>Sonic Racing Crossworlds already giga flopped week by week to Mario already>Sonic frontiers flopped to Forgotten land tookek
>>72396862510/10
>22 years later, there was another kirby air rideI'm so glad I didn't kill myself yetsecond I get bored of it all bets are off tho
>>723968606mkw is barebones though, this shit is jampacked.
>>723968606There are signs that a DK Bananza themed DLC is planned, they're just taking their sweet time
>>7239686253/10too long
>>723968602don't forget your online subscription and amiibos!
>>723968429Nintendo wants him to work on Smash 6 right the fuck NOW in hopes of selling even more consoles, of course.
>>7239686259/1010 if 2B was in
SLOPNICSISTERS NOT LIKE THIS
>>723968625I'm hyped out of ten
>>723968625I really don't want to buy a switch 2 man.
>>723968625Sakurai/10Nothing else in the industry can match this
>>723968606that's because the game has a general lack of content, this game feels stuffed to the brim with goodies
but sakurai who is this
>>723968520>THE RAVEN LORD HAS TAKEN A TOWER
>voice types a/b instead of male/female>no item bouncethe jews got him
>>72396862510/10why can't the whole game industry be like this?
>>723968421at least they're fucking everywhere so I don't have to kill someone to get it. RickCHADs will be feasting
>>723968574City trial is 16 players now so the OG map probanly isn't big enough.
>>7239686255/10It's just Air Ride+, a game that flopped 20 years ago, with none of the many issues fixed. At least Sakurai looks not so stressed out anymore.
>>723968431Not totally confirmed but the "This is all we're showing" implies there's at least a few more. I assume Dark Matter Rider or whoever the mystery story rider is supposed to be will be playable, at least.
>>723968625Buying a Switch just for AirRiders/10
>>723968692No there isn’t.
>>72396862510/10 Raise the Price
>>723968514Listen
>>723968732Oy vey, stop noticing
>>723968728OW THE EDGE.
>>723968625I want it but I don't wanna buy a Switch 2 for one video game
>>7239686251/10 people will drop it one month after release
>>7239686259/10Only thing missing is trophies like Smash used to have
>>723968664Flopnic the Shithog isn't even in the competition.
>>723968625it was simalir to the 2nd smash direct, but way better8.5, 1st one was a 10
This game just btfo MKW and Sonic crossworlds and also btfo moder gaming.
>>723968692What signs? I know K. Rool and Void's VA's are in the game, but as far as we know they're voicing a few of the random shitter minions you can play as.
>Susie’s the only girl on the roster who isn’t duct-taped to her boyfriend
Hasn't this guy exploded twice now? how does he keep coming back?
>>723968867The lack of costumes for DK and Pauline are also very suspicious
>>723968894Lolo and lala are siblings.
Sakurai saves Nintendo once again.
>>723968692People have been saying that for months.
This is the only thing that mattered, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
I wonder if you can get special cosmetics from non Air Riders amiibo. Do you think they'll have a special decal for each of the Smash figures? Or maybe special hats/accessories for a select few?
>>723968732>game labels voice types with a and b>he still calls them male and female when listing the actors' names
>>7239686254/5Kino
>>723968915he crosses the green door in this lazaur pit room after eating scott pilgrim's extra life
>>723968915As far back as Super Star Ultra we've known that there are multiple Clockwork Stars. This could be another one unrelated to Nova and Star Dream.
>>723968915I don’t think this game is in canon with mainline anonI want to see Nightmare playable
Really hope Elflin and Liongar are some of the characters that haven't been announced
>>723968986Twitter freaks can read menus but dont watch directs
>>723968915the one in planet robobot is a carbon copy
>>723968625HARD 9.5 only not a 10 because no Nruff and Nelly
>>723968625SOUL/10
>>723968915A wizard fixed him.
that was genuinely one of the best directs ive ever seen, one of the best feature trailers for a game ive ever seenhow the fuck did he do it
>>723968915theres more than 1
>>723968728Rider Chaser
I need the Transform Star amiibo anon, I really need it.
>>723968736Kind of disappointing they didn’t make him a machine
so why is it that this gets to seemingly play the same as the original, but smash had to be changed so much?
Time to obliterate susie coomer skanks when I log in to this.
>>723968732keep it on twitter, shabbos
>>723969045I'm actually surprised there's no Elfilin or Forgotten Land stuff at all.
>>723969141>henshin star has red color
>>723968915Meta Knightmare shows you can just kinda reform the dude whenever you feel like it
>>723969147>comparing a fighting game to a racer
escargoonbros...
>>723968915Ancients keep rebuilding/remaking it like a death star
>>723968894Please understand, Sakurai hates humans in Kirby so they couldn't put me in the game
>>723969164project proposal was written during Smash DLC so there's that time
>>723969147put a bullet through your brain smash autist
>>723968072The amiibos basically do nothing also you'll probably be able to get used copies on ebay for less
gonna be comfy to play the kirby games on the side while playing thisonly ever played nightmare in dreamland
>>723968986probably a trannylizer exclusive detail.
>>723968625Numbers don't do justice.
>>723969178Bless Sakurai for letting me customize stars in Drive, Mach and Chaser colors.
>>723969147fuck smash
>>723969147It doesn't play the same as the original, there's new baseline mechanics and upped speed, and they even pointed out in the direct how you're going to have different times on the old courses because of it
I didn’t bother counting so I don’t know if the new characters fill out the select screen or if there’s still any conspicuous empty space
>>723969164>Forgotten Land stuffThis fellow appears in Road Trip.
>>723969147because smash is a series and change between entries is what you need to do to keep selling new versions and prevent it from going stalethis is the second kirby air ride game and it was made by popular demand onlydeviating too much would have potentially isolated the core audienceany question you guys have like "why has x happened" or "why are they doing x", the answer is money or business related
man anyone else thought the music in the closing of the direct felt kingdom hearts-y?
>>723969149based
>>723968915it got better
>>723968431He worded the riders section like they're hiding shit until release
Don't worry I'm sure someone will datamine the playtest and reveal the rest of the cast
>Bananza and Air Riders by themselves have the best directs in recent memory Maybe Nintendo should do more solo directs
>>723969147bro they added an entire second button, it's nothing like the original
they added new songs in Nintendo Music too
>daroach and rick TOO MANY RATS
>>723969127sakurai doesn't believe in spoilers anymore and would rather just show you everything you can do in a game and it shouldn't affect how much you enjoy itI remember a lot of old game trailers being very open about showing you everything you could do in a game before they got "mature and mysterious" to hide the fact theres nothing in the gameSubspace emasary being uploaded to the internet hurt him too much
>>723969376He just wanted to wear a building as his shell. Why did the game keep forcing me to impale him with a giant traffic cone?
release this trash and focus on Smash now Sakurai
>>723968490Secondary kun there's multiple Novas and the events of The True Arena are non canon
>>723969550Like, now? Any new arrangements?
>>723969393yes i noticed that as well
>>723969557it's less that and more"let's just make use of the video as a reveal for everyone"it's why smash trailers are now a thing
>>723962946A fucking rock is better option than them, what's wrong with you Sakurai.
>>723969584Here's what they added.
>>723968926I would hope not.
This entire topic reads like marketers talking to each other. Every post is like>Oh my he heckin science, is that SCRIMBLO?!>here’s my $70. For a Kirby gameLmfaoo
>>723969584yes, nowhttps://m.nintendo.com/shared/en-US/US/officialPlaylists/240a1c69-d321-4d65-9c55-f48eb9b7ad03
>>723969625the rock is pretty based and has a good mechanical purpose
WE'RE GONNA SELL GUMILLION DOLLARS>>723969584just some of the songs featured in the direct, like top mode, legendary machine, and the new track
>>723968625Sakurai has a way with presentations that is just unmatched in the industry. The first direct was able to convince me that he understood what people originally liked about the game and leaned into it, and this one convinced me that he's pulling out all the stops for it to make it feel as complete as possible
>>723969625>A fucking rock is better option than themyes
>>723969557>sakurai doesn't believe in spoilers anymore and would rather just show you everything you can do in a game and it shouldn't affect how much you enjoy itThere's several Riders and bosses he didn't show
>>723969625Hey man Rocky's been rocking out longer than any of those losers leave him alone
>>723969529But then we’d get more directs like Mario Kart World
>>723969581you have 6 games you greedy fuck, go play all of them in order again
>>723969740I feel like MKW is an anomaly
>>723969625Yes he's better then nu-kirby shit and goonerbait obviously
>>723969625they could still be in, he was pretty clear there were more riders they didn't show yet
>>723969581Kys smashfag
can we put sakurai in charge of game freak? the fact this is on the same console as ZA is insane
>>723969718And machines
>>723969698not gonna lie, I'm going to be obsessed with this
>>723969625He's got nerves of steel.
miggy>>723958639
>>723969668Do you even remember what fun and merriment feels like anon?
>>723969625Rock > women
>>723969901why
Now I just have to get a switch 2...
>>723968625might get the digital download so I have it installed at the ready 24/7 I'm going to be in the lobbies with /v/ shit looks noice. I gotta get gud in top ride
>>723969668FEfags lost.
>>723969810I hope since Zero Two is getting the boss slot Zero One or Void can be playable, give me mord Zero fanservice
>>723969127Sakurai has access to the real superpower of autism.
Out here in My Garage with my uh.. new slick star here
>>723969581I think they'd just be better off making a Switch 2 patch and an extra round of DLC for Ultimate instead. Sakurai should pour his energy into a new Kid Icarus.
>>723969810Was he? I got the impression he was saying "This is the last batch of characters, so don't go expecting to see any more."
>>723970082ultimatest
>>723969662Lololo and Lalala should be locked until you beat the entire Eggerland franchise (included in the game specifically for these characters).
>>723968625kill yourself gurrenfag/10
>>723970082I think it'd be cool to do a smaller scale game that's just a sequel to Melee mechanically but with sexier graphics and Subspace 2 and move on. I think people would be happy with that
So who is this asshole?
>>723969147Kirby Air Riders honors the original - a love letter. Sakurai is expanding upon the core elements, delivering a "perfect sequel" that builds on the foundation without fundamentally changing what made it specialIn contrast, every new Smash title post-Melee has been a course-correction, intentionally moving away its mechanical depth and speed
>>723968625I'd gladly buy it if it wasn't on the switch 2 exclusively. I ain't touching that shit though.
>>723970139It was something like “these are the last riders we’ll be showing” which is vague enough to mean either
>>723970264Dark Motor
>>723970264Dark Matter cyborg created by the human ancients obviously
>>723970415LOL FUCK OFF HAHA
>>723970264It's the machine itself given the will to animate itself.
>>723970415KEK
>>723970264Metal Nigga
i need metaknight with onigiri hat pls
>>723968761>with none of the many issues fixed.such as?
>>723968986Why even label it like that when the voice actors are cisgender anyway.
>>723970547lack of fairy queen
Daroach/10
>>723969581Fuck you, greedy smash nigger, he's free from the obligation.
>>723970082If they go all out on a Switch 2 edition of Ultimate and really make it worthwhile, I'd love that
>>723970415KINO
>>723969625I really like all the characters on the right, but don't shit on fucking Rocky. One of the best Copy Ability enemies in the series.
>>723970603dude she exists for like 3 cutscenes it's not that serious
>>723965647>>723965930>>723965756>>723970179>>723965647Fuck yeah!! LOLOLO & LALALAGlad I am not the only one noticing them.
>>723970312I think every smash game tried to get closer to original vision of "fighting game you don't need an autists schedule to enjoy"I used to be a meleenigger but I don't care anymore and can enjoy any smash for what its worth. I used to seethe about brawl but I think its fine now.
>>723970728SHE'S IMPORTANT TO ME
