>Completely embarrasses Mario and Sonic and the crappy racing gamesYep Kirby wins again
Samurai wins again
>>723968723>copies you>wins
>>723968723That entire direct was based as fuck.
>>723968723god i really want an apple right nowwhat is that? red gala?
>>723968904gamefreak btfo
>>723968723MKWorld is looking pretty empty right now.
>sakurai will never direct a Mario Kart gameFuck this gay earth.
>>723968723>playable Susie>playable Marx>playable Lolo & Lala>playable Taranza who can Spider-Man his way through coursesYeah, it’s pretty fuckin’ great.
>>723968723no dlc is a bad thing btw. It means no more riders, no bew stages, no nothing. You favourite glup shitto that isn't part of the roster? Never making it in.
my wife 02 is back i must commission something epic to celebrate
>>723969431>You can put bunny hairs on susieBased game
>>723968904STOP MAKING REASONABLE GAMES AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>723968723>I have no attention span so the best product is the one advertised to me the most recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JmVjdYE7qY
>>723969706I've been a believer in Kirby since it was first announced, and the first Direct only solidified that. Even during the "Sonic is totally going to KILL Mario Kart!!!" discussions, I told them Kirby would stomp both. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
I'm glad Adeliene didn't make the cut. The waifufaggots were already insufferable with Susie, we didn't need pedoshit on top of that.
>>723969706Kirby actually looks good though, Sonic and mario were objectively mediocre but this clearly has polish
>>723970142He didnt say those were the last riders period. He said those were the last riders hed show in the direct. She still has a chance
>>723970218I'm having a lot of fun with Sonic Crossworlds
>>723969442You'd never survive 20 years ago when games were sold as complete.
>>723970142>No Elfilin >No Mage sisters >No fairy queen >[spoilers]No Hyness[/spoiler]Other than that it’s a decent roster
>>723970334Anon, don’t do this to yourself. Don’t be like the Ashleyfags and the Shantaefags. You’re better than that.
>>723970637>[spoilers]Fuck fuck fuck
>>723970465Embarrassing
>>723970794Dont care nigga
>>723970564I'm 35 and I think dlc is a good thing when the game being released is already complete on release and worth the price, and the dlc is just adding extra content on top of that. Or what are you saying that if they were to add more characters and stages and modes it would be a bad thing?
>>723970829Doesn’t matter, you need to be told
>>723970465Ok, that doesn't really change anything. From what i played sonic was fun enough but thats about it
Waddle Dee > Snowflake Dee
I'm going to main this rock so hard. My main surprise is his special ability not being invincibility, but maybe he gets it when he's in the air.
>>723970835Not every game needs to keep getting content. Those devs would be better off just making content for a new game than keeping one on life support with little paid bundles that will never resurrect a playerbase back to its launch popularity.
behold
Theres gonna be a fucking stock market in this game
>>723971260Nta but back in the 90s and 2000s thats what a lot of sequels were - 1st game original, second game new coat of paint and some new levels, third game new shit
>>723971260dlc =/= live service. They could just make a popularity poll and add the top 3 winners and then be done with it. You can try to spin it however you want but the reality is that no dlc is just a negative and not somehting to champion as a good thing. It shows the creators/nintendo have no confidence in the game's sueccess and expect it to be dead after a month or two. Pretty grimm for a multiplayer focused game like this ngl
>>723969706Sonic is more recent that Mario Kart and I still think it's garbage, Air Riders is just better than both
>>723970684She was in star allies so she has a 2% better chance of getting in compaired to, say, Kiki the witch enemy. But she's also a fan favorite who would generate hype and thus more likely than not be announced in advance, so -25% chance there.
>>723968723Not a game. Nintendo lost, Playstation 2 most sold console ever. Switch 2 has no games.
>>723971705You’re genuinely retarded, and this avenue of dooming won’t work. Feel free to off yourself once you realize that
>>723971392I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE!
Everything about Air Riders is excellent, EXCEPT>Freely being able to mix riders, vehicles, and customize both will undermine their visual identity>Only one City Trial map
>>723971392Mollie Tibbets is spinning her urn.
>>723970637They are obviously going to be secret unlockables
>Can fly around drawing funny penises with my favorite ride
>>723971897Better to have one huge city trial than multiple small ones
>purple
>>723971861>no argumentyou can cope as much as you want, but the lack of support post launch and the fact that they revealed that online play will only reward you with pointless gummies clearly show that they don't expect this game's online to have players for long.
>>723972075Kino
>>723972061I actually disagree, and the new map really doesn't seem any bigger then the old one anyways
>>723971897>Freely being able to mix riders, vehicles, and customize both will undermine their visual identitysakurai literally said otherwise, like powers taking priority over customization, and the machine shape being more distinct
>>723971897Shut the fuck up already autist
>>723968723CTR (1999) solos you're babby game
>>723972092>needs a carrot on a string to play a gameOn second thought, kill yourself now
>>723971943Fuck off with this shit, I should buy all that for $100 plus tip. The modern gaming industry has fallen…
Where can I watch the Direct?Did Scarfy get in?
>>723972351Yes Scarfy is in
>>723970564only bad thing is it still requires a day 1 update, which sucks for the physical version, but there might still be reprints like for several switch 1 games which include them
>>723972351
>>723972163I don't agree with him, even just mixing riders and vehicles without customization was already ruining their readability from the footage in the last direct>>723972173I've been on this shithole of a site longer then you and I'll still be here long after you're gone>>723972351unironically yes, congrats anon
>>723972481anon the riders are visually distinct as well as the machinesyou're just not used to it because the original game only focuses on the machines
>>723972351Yes. Special has it get angry.
>>723972309they game already has a carrot on the stick to keep you playing retard kun, you need miles(coins) to unlock things. My argument is that having that carrot only be in the solo/local modes while online rewards you with basically nothing clearly show that they expect the online to die out quickly.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqzmVvga_so
>>723972194Remake died super fucking fast though.
what did Sakurai mean by this
>>723972481And I’m sure you’re on here constantly saying the same retarded shit that inly gets responses due to it spurring people to call it out as such. Kys
People who eat the core of an apple deserve to be put in a pigsty like the swine they are.
>>723972732Its the difference between the creator of something expanding on one of his ideas in the design (smash/this) rather than creators who won't drastically change the design while referencing (Star dream, thats still great but obviously not undergone that drastic of a change so people recognise the reference)
>>723972793Let the apple seeds kill them through cyanide poisoning.
>>723972613>literally kill yourself to get fasterUnequivocally kino.
>>723972732the "realism" panels really give him a more creepy vibe
https://youtu.be/v-mN9tyJNTs
Idk I thought crossworlds was great
>>723968904Do you have the screenshot where he says this is a casual game?
>>723972732>I know what you are
>>723972701You get miles when playing online too, you retard
>>723973105>IdkWell there you go guys, people who bought Crossworlds, don't even know why they "like" it. Can't make this shit up.
>>723972723They jewed it up with post launch mtx and never released it on PC despite all the other Crash remakes being on there.Would still play it now and then if not for the above.
well anon?
>>723972732
>>723974134kek
you have seen nigger doonow meet waddle pee
>>723974134Why he look like that?? Furthermore his little penis is visible. I’m quite horny now. Quite in a “rapey” mode one might assert
>>723971392cornstar lol
>>723972417Hooray!!!!
>>723972075Rat behind the slaughter
>>723972448>>723972481>>723972613I'm so happy, this is great!!
>>723974614Sakurai asked for this. That's all that's needed.
What terrible things happened in your lives that even as adults you find shelter only in wearing pampers and playing kirby games?
>>723975681Wearing pampers is hot
>>723968723>no DLC or season passes>freely customizable machines and racers>can freely pick and choose which songs to play>states he threw his all into this gameSakurai is too pure for this industry
>>723976145He whored out Smash to Minecraft and Undertale. He's the devil.
>>723975681>Sonybro trying to shame people for diaperfaggotryDon't MAKE me scrawl e621 to prove a point about "your kind" here, anon.
>>723976360Smash died with Brawl, Sakurai knows
>>723976608Goddamn autofilterSonic + niggerNot Sony + nigger
HOLY SHIT EL RATO HOPPED OFF HIS RIDEWATCH OUT
>>723968723my man Sakurai made an entire 1 hour direct just to shit on Gamefreak
>>723977614Even Sakurai doesn't think this sell a tenth of what Pokémon's spinoff's spinoff will sell in a week. Even Jigglypuff's hotter than Kirby.
>>723977614do you also believe sakurai made this game as a trade-off for smash
>>723972448And don't forget them
>>723977614And this is already the 2nd part of it. Then there's the 1st.>>723977962I genuinely do.
can someone post Marx?
>>723977962>>723978549I doubt the transaction was literally "ok you spent 9 years slaving away at smash here's your little treat", hell he even confessed the idea for an Air Ride sequel was a request from HAL and Nintendo higher-ups, but I'm sure there's some fuckery with the Sora Ltd-Bamco partnership that's keeping him tethered. It's likely the only keeping him from doing a remaster/sequel to KI:U.
>>723978629
>>723978779>remaster/sequel to KI:UI bought that game on the 3DS but ended up never playing it.I love the 3D effects, but I would rather play a 4K version of it for sure.
>>723978783There he is :)
>>723978779anon, he cannot do KIU again because its development was horrible. as sakurai stated, it was a mishmash of multiple people from different development teams. it was why project sora was killed and replaced with sora ltd.
>>723979072That's how the best games are made. Tons of cooks, from all walks of life, each doing their slice of the game.
>>723979167that's actually horrible. lack of cohesion, difficult communicaiton, etc.
I don't know anything about Kirby past 64 and the amount of content compared to Mario Kart World is ridiculous. It's like the Brawl of kart racers. I'd be pissed if I paid for World.
>>723979284>auteurtard doesn't understand games are made by teams
>>723972732He made one of the more disturbing cosmic horrors in Kirby even worse.
>>723979392>he says this, while sakurai outright dislikes the messy development from KIUalso I believe you are confusing internal teams to actual different teams from different places. this isn't "art team" and "music team", this is literally "that dev team from tokyo" and "that dev team from osaka"
>>723979304World has a decent amount of content, for a $50 game lol
Based Sakurai
It's genuinely hilarious watching people unreasonably shit on every Nintendo game except for the one that sakurai is involved in where people suddenly love nintendo again and think $70 dollars is a fair price
>>723968904>no dlc>no continuous updates >no retarded guest riders>no online only blocked content>game is completely finished on day 1 with a day one patch>no retarded pre-order bonusesThis will become rare one day for AAA games, if it isn't already rare as it is.
>>723971392>Country Kirbs make due
Retarded new captcha killed the bread
>>723979935>unreasonably Mario Kart and Pokemon are not “unreasonably” shat on lol
>>723979681>World has a decent amount of contentAir Riders made it even more apparent how worthless World's content is by showing off actual vehicle customization with stickers and other shit in a 2 minute segment in a 1 hour direct.
>>723979935Do you genuinely believe Mario Kart World doesn't deserve to get shat on?
>>723968723This game is going to fucking bomb.
>>723979935No game is worth 70$ but would you rather have a piece of shit like the new Pokémon game for that price, or the new Kirby Air Riders that looks fun to play and isn't a rip-off?
>>723980280I was making a joke, you idiot
>>723980405Sorry, dude I genuinely couldn't tellPeople were actually defending it when Sonic came out
>>723968723Doesn't mkw actually have less tracks than base mk8 for wiiu?
>>723980486That’s because Sonic is even worse and wants you to shell out even more money for crossover slop
>>723979935This is one game that actually seems to be worth the $70
>>723980390I played Air Ride as a kid and thought it was a mediocre racing game. The new additions do not seem to be enough to make it fun for me.
>>723968723I will simply enjoy all three, unfathomable to some
>>723979935But it's 70 with all the content packed in. What I think is unreasonable is that it's Switch 2 only though.
>>723980390It's effectively the same game as GC Air Ride, I hope all you new band wagoners actually enjoy that game before you shell out the $70.
>>723968723>gets mogged by Pokemonlol lmao even
>>723980885I can't even say you tried.
>>723970334>He didnt say those were the last ridersyes he did
>>723980975Wrong
>>723971392Corn...
>>723981309All these years later Im still pissed they wasted a slot on this bitch
>>723981396She's from my favorite fire emblem, conquest, a game that I replay yearly. Never used her in smash.
>>72398054232 vs 30, not counting the alternate routes some World courses have.
crossworlds dlc just makes me even more angry looking at this game
>>723968932Based apple enjoyer
>>723981562sour grapesKirbycucks will NEVER have minecraft steve and spongebob
>>723981396Good!
>>723981140anon the presentation is literally subtitled
>>723981645Using crossovers to justify your game being good is kinda cringe bro.
>>723981691He said its the last riders hell show as in theres more we will see once its out
>>723981396>wasted a slot
>>723981949Ripplebro… you are coping
>>723977614yeah man, sakurai hates game freak so much he gives pokemon the greatest amount of representation in basically every smash game
>>723981457Unfathomably basedCastrate rosterfags and have them rot in hell for eternity
. . .
>>723982250Man’s a workaholic perfectionist so I seriously doubt he’s impressed with Gamefreak’s output as of late.Doesn’t mean he hates Pokemon.
>>723977962its kind of amazing that Sakurai is literally the only guy who can make Smash. Every other company would've just said fuck it we dont need him and release a game with a completely different Director
>>723979935no one is saying thank you Nintendo though? everyone is saying Sakurai is based
>>723980868it would run like shit on switch 1 though
>>723982527They say the more you love pokemon, the more you hate gamefreak. If you simply hated pokemon to begin with, a decline in quality wouldn't be relavent to you.
>>723973887I hope they make real gummies I can purchase and eat tbdesu
Can one of you rich autists do a comparison of loading time between catridge and internal storage when the game releases, I'll suck your cock
>>723971392this is how they make me use the fucking formula star huh
>>723981645Crossovers are cheap pops, no one will give a shit about sonic crosswords in 2 years. Kirby air ride is still talked about
>>723982484If she and Adeline aren't in the full game while 02 is then it will confirm once for all that Sakurai hates humans and creatures with human faces (Nightmare's face is too goofy).
>>723982191NTA but he literally did say that.
>>723968723I enjoy kirby promoting healthy eating but also enjoying some tasty food once in a while.
>>723984890Escargoonsis…. its time to let go
>>723982998inb4 kirby cafe only
>>723981645... is that supposed to be a bad thing
>>723984876At this point I'm expecting them to get in as those assist pngs for the road trip mode. It's over...
would you trust this lil fella
>>723985828:Dyes
>>723985405fuck... guilty as charged
He said no DLC but didn't completely deconfirm the possibility of free content updates.
>>723986340You'd have to actually check the word he used in Japanese before you can say that definitively.
>>723986340Rosterfags? LOSING
When you 100% the game you unlock -8's Kirby design
The lobby mode alone is enough to embarrass Mario kart. It just shows how low effort and lazy Mario kart is. Considering MK always sells the most on any system it's on. It'll end up selling 30 million copies and it's low effort, no content SHITE.
>>723978456Again, sad that they didnt made unique subtitles like with smash.>Taranza weaves his way into the track!>Daroache is ready to steal victory!>Lololo and Lalala push on forward!>Waddle Dee waddles on the track!>Scarfy blows up the competition!>Rocky beats EVERYONE!>Rick scuttles to first place!>Marx flies towards victory!
>>723987972Well, that was always a NoA thing, japanese smash adds all had the same line. And NoA's getting slapped around a bit since they stuck a Japanese guy as the CEO
>>723971392The customization is absolute kinoIm going to give transform a Double color scheme
HENSHIN
>>723984651Crossworlds will be talked about for decades. It’s often considered the greatest racing game since Burnout 3.
>>723988295As in this Double?
>>723988553This is actually sad, man
>>723972732>that's no star
>>723988621No, Kamen Rider DoubleSince the machine's got the toku design and even the customized version he showed looked like Faiz
>not a single mention of 5 50 dollar amiibos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxYWILL IT MAKE IT IN???
Why is she so heavy?
>>72399024270% metal
>>723982484I'm going to laugh if we find out Miracle Matter is also a boss, but she and Adeleine aren't in.
>>723972732>I lived, bitch
>>723972990It makes Nova looks like a machine that someone built in the distant past instead of some technomagic thing.
Galacta/Morphobros..
>only dream friends missing are Adeline/Ribbon, the Mage Sisters, and (effectively retroactively) ElfilinWould Sakurai really leave so few loose ends like that?
>>723991828Who knowsI'm shocked Elfilin didn't make the cut. Maybe he'll be a boss.
>>723988490DRIIIIIIVETYPE SPEEEEEED
what singleplayer modes does sonic have
>>723994420A robot made for printing onto Sears homewares
>>723994420Your next Smash alt costume.
>>723994420>shoulder mounted rocket launcherFUCK SWEET!!!
>>723968723Kirby is my friend
>>723968723
>>723977114ENTER
Why can't we all just................... get along?
>>723996584I wish air riders wasn't stuck on switch, looks pretty fun. I'd play Crossworlds and Air Riders exclusively.
>>723996584how come I've never seen webms of disney shortcutswhat's your favourite race track in that game, I wanna look it up
>>723987972>>723988065NoA can suck my balls, the less they change the better. Just translate the shit into English you dumb wannabe writers.
>>723996584I like all of these but I gave up on Speedstorm after paying 40 bucks just for Rapunzel, it's not for me. Too much shit locked behind a paywall but it makes sense since it's free to play
>>723978456Mega based inclusion, I have Eggerland and Lolo games imported from Japan and Germany. It's such a good franchise.
>>723969706>CONSOOMERS, AM I RIGHT?>HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW 4CHANNERS, DO I FIT IN YET?Kirby Air Rider's isn't simply a product. If you can't recognize the effort, the respect it has towards new and old fans, and the seeming lack of predatory anti-consumer practices (besides the one single ridiculous price for the amiibos which are entirely optional) weaseled in there then that's just you projecting your NPC cattle brained thinking onto actual passionate devs and discerning customers.
>>723996584>sneedstorm sneak
Sakurai is a true artist who actually cares about the games that he makes. I hope he gets to make one last dream game that doesn't have Smash in the title.
>>723988490A GO GO BABY
>>723997657The Lilo & Stitch track, I think it has the only real noteworthy shortcut.- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbAhVZiNYfc
>>723996584>sneedstorm
>>723996584mkw might suck but at least its not speed storm
>>723992436I swear Sakurai is referencing Drive with the Chaser-looking mystery nigga.
goddamn he really went all in for this. and judging by his closing statement, it gives me hope he'll come back to kid icarus for one last go. Smashposting completely made me ignorant to how cool of a director sakurai is.
>>723990242don't ask questions you aren't prepared to know the answers to
>>724005524Kek, Very nice
>>723996584maybe we would get along if shitendo didnt force mario shart world to be open world which not only did it force less content on release, it destroyed online which forces you to do the shitty straight line intermission trackssakurai is a blessing thats even making fun of modern shitendo practices while also making a game with no shitty open world mode and is full of content and a better online structure
>>723985828i'd suck his dick
>>723996584>nigga tried to sneak in speedstormfuck OFF.
>>723985828with my life
>Top Ride is back>Original Tracks and Songs are included>Daroach is a Rider>MORE Boss fights>Checklist returns>Customizable MachinesI've never doubted you Sakurai, holy fuck
>>723991828There's absolutely more racers in the game I'm just wondering if it's going to be more than the edgy story guy.
>>723968723I was kinda hoping Adeleine would make it. Does he really not like 64?
>>724007594>Does he really not like 64?If he did he wouldn't have made 02 into a boss.
>>72400759402 is in so I'd say he doesn't hate it. He definitely doesn't like humans in his kirby tho
I only entered this thread to remind you all that Kirby's Epic Yarn sucked.
>>724007594Zero Two is a boss. Also the only one not pulled from his own games so far.Magman's in the road trip mode, too.Could be keeping a little bit more characters secret. Select screen could fit 2-4 more.
>>724007898Considering the wording he used when talking about the checklist: "There are no Riders or Machines locked behind the Online tab"Very real chance that you can get some from the other four checklists
Sakurai is too based for this industry
Link the whole vid you coward
>>723971392Country Kirbys make do.
>the blue furry and the pink puffball mogged gaming's most iconic mascot in a genre said icon springboarded FUCKING KEEEEEEEEEK! Bing Bing wahoo spics get the fucking rope.
>>723968723kirby was always the best thing tendo had going for it
>>724010767sonicbros are delusional
>>723970637God, I would suck cock for the Fairy Queen. Her and Nago.Both are literal neverevers.
>>724010927>nigger memeLiterally what?
This game is literally riding on Sakurai's name alone. If it weren't for him nobody would be talking about this game despite having a Direct today.
>>723970142Just a character being a kid doesn't make something "pedo". YOU are making it pedo.
>>723968723Fuck off, Crossworlds mogs the shit out of Mario Kart and Kirby too and I actually like Kirby.
>>724011351Sorry anon, Slopworlds flopped.
Is smash ultimate worth it if you just want to play online and do challenges and stuff?
>>724010767>the blue furry>mogging anyoneGood joke there, anon
>>7240115492 more years of support already confirmed~ Every s2 game so far has performed less then their predecessors. And your little mid wit party game game cube millenial bait slop is gonna be the biggest plunker of them all <3
>>724011829Online is really bad because OG Switches don't have wired internet.
Why do people only care about muh sales in these threads? It's always "haha Kirby is gonna outsell all the competition" or "haha snoys btfo!"It's like nobody actually cares about the game itself.
>>723998838>>724002628>>724006471What's wrong with Speedstorm?
>>724013108Because they dont. Only a handful of skurai glazers care about this game. The flagship 3d platformer gets a demo drop, and these bugmen think their niche spin off is gonna steal the show when even the mainline games struggle? Just a bunch an insecure GameCube babies that want their unc tastes validated with sales. But there's a reason their games were forgotten for so long. This was supposed to be the oddball pick to make it seem like old ninties still got it. Meanwhile Minecraft Steve is leaning over rouge's titties as people mod in blaze the cat wearing a maids outfit. This game will leave no impact.Got my first warning for speaking the truth btw. Clean it up jannies~
>>724013674It's a good game buried under a mountain of predatory live-service practices, and its reputation here has been tarnished beyond repair by a schizo spammer
>>724013674pay to win racing game
>>724013108>Why do people only care about muh sales in these threads?Part and parcel of being a Nintendo fan in 2025. The few people who actually care about playing Nintendo games pirate them or stick to old games instead because most of the actual real Nintendo fans aka non cultists got disillusioned with Nintendo.
>>723981396wildest part is that she's not even the most wasted spot in smash 4
If this game does avoid being broken and buggy on launch and isn't full of pay 2 win DLC or have FOMO dailies and etc, etc, etc, is it even possible for it to make as much money as games that do that? A whale that drops $1000 for an in-game currency is the equivalent of 15 people buying a $70 game.
>>723976360He learned his lesson with shovel knight.
>>724013674nigga constantly shilling and samefagging himself to make people interested in it. it's not a good game.
>>723971392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRMIeDKTICo&list=RDlRMIeDKTICo&start_radio=1
>>724013108>>724014323simple people love simple numberstheir whole train of thought starts and ends with a greater than symbol
>Nova the Universe destroyer comes backFor what reason?
>>723996584>Disney Speedstorm out of nowhereLOLOL
>>724015474meow!:3
>>724015474Cause the ancients made a whole lot of em that's why.
>>723972732classic mode is going to have a bossit will be him
>>723996584shitty crossworlds sneak
>>723980093This ain't no AAA game.
>>723968723It's going to be funny seeing people buy this expecting a racing game like Mario or Sonic, it plays nothing like that
>>724014136>>724014716The duality of MAnonymous.
KWAB
Its funny hoe something as childish and stupid as Kirby just consistently gets amazing gamesIts like the anti yoshi
>>723996584that mickey looks like he found the door to darkness
Who you maining /v/
>>724021047Bluekirb
>>724021047ROCK!
>>724021047mushroom because I do drugs lmao
>>724021047Although I fucking hate the character, probably Taranza because I love the 3DS games and the Robobot rep is a girl.Half-mask Dedede if we get the skin.
>>724010938>NagoMY MAN!
>>724021047RICK
>>724022064HE COME TO TOWN
>>724021047dedede because i want him to pin me against his gut and praise me after i help him with races
>>724022193COME TO SAVE
>>724021047Susie cause she's cute. I'll also be playing as Gooey and Scarfy a lot too.
>>724022471THE PLANET POPSTAR
>>724021047Given how Ribbon is nowhere to be seen, I will go with Waddle Doo and His Majesty King Dedede.
>>724021047If there's a sailor hat I'm going to main sailor waddle dee
>>723968723Why isn't Kirby as loved as mario and sonic? Cute design, awesome powers, Kirby should be more appreciated
>>724024139Lack of game output.
>>724023615I hope we see ribbon so we can have 8 ribbons lynching zero two
>>724024139Lots of uninspired, by-the-books games. I mean we JUST got our first 3D game, how fucking sad is that?
>>724021047If there's a jester hat I'm playing Yellow Kirby forma de Beam.Otherwise its Marx and Scarfy. Ado never ever.
>>724021047I plan to alternate between Lololo & Lalala and Marx
>>724024272They are only "uninspired" because they are mostly 2D platformers which normalfags hate unless it's Mario. Literally Kirby's only problem is being a mostly platformer series in 2025.
I'm not buying it until they're playable.
>>724024538A platformer. Where the main character can fly indefinitely.
>>724024561Amen.
>>724024703Based truth teller. People just want their comfy games.
>>724024139Who says he isn't? If you ask any normie to name 5 video game mascots I bet you a dollar Mario, Sonic and Kirby are all in that list.>>724024538Kirby seems to be Nintendo's experimental series actually. When they first tried Free To Play with in game currency style monetization they did it with Kirby. Nintendo's "craft material" sub-genre including a lot of Kirby with claymation and yarn. There's also Mass Attack and Tilt and Tumble and a dozen or so other things like that. And Kirby's Air Ride is a thing that's coming back now too.I think Kirby is always well liked, it just hasn't been pushed as a big budget headlining system selling series or anything.
Sakurai giving a bunch of attention to Kirby 64 makes me "I'm happy!"
>>723982998Japan has a shit ton of Kirby gummies already so they probably will
>>724025495Meanwhile, the director of Kirby 64's remains in Sakurai's backyard:
>>724021047Hard to say, probably bandana dee and taranza
>>724021047Bandana Dee but I'll have to try Taranza to see if how that web gimmick works
>>723973887I will become the first gummillionaire
>it would be extra effort to make that mode>so I fucking did it anywaysHonestly if I had a Switch 2, this would be an easy Day 1 buy.
>>724025898>>724026008Based
Mario kart not having any kind of progression outside of unlocking karts is such a blunder>Heres stickers you cant even apply to your kart
>>724026183He's just the Japanese Todd Howard, except his promises are like "I added gummies that serve no real purpose" and more easy to fulfill.
I love the design of Kirby enemies, it's so cool seeing so many of them be playable
>>723979935It's funny how Sakurai is treated as the new Iwata when he used to get shat on as the guy that ruined Smash Bros. for years. Before Sm4sh he was thought of the same way that certain groups shat on Miyamoto for his attitudes towards stories in games.
>>724026393Seriously, MKW is fucking embarassing in comparison
>>723977614You NDS fags pull the dumbest narratives out of your ass.
>makes a point of no DLC meaning the game is finished once it's outWeird way of admitting the last two Smash games were unfinished.
>>724026570Smeleefags wore out their welcome 1000x over by now, and Sakurai found a better balance between party game and fighter sensibilities
>>724026798I think it's more that he doesn't want to put any more time into this than he has to so he can move on to another project, knowing just how much time post-launch support takes up because of Smash
>>724026798Fighting games will never not have DLC Its either that or capcom pumps out 20 editions like they used to
>>724012613Probably don't want to talk about performing worse than your predecessors when defending Crossworlds lmao
>>723982484Sakurai HATES fairies
>Dedede in the first Air Ride only used Wheelie Bike>In Riders his new vehicle is the Tank Star as confirmed by the amiibo>Susie was announced to be heavyweight in a pic with her riding the Wheelie Bike>There’s no way Sakurai would make his last big Kirby project only have five amiibo, plus you’d have to include this iconic vehicle as oneIf Nintendo gives Susie the bike for her amiibo it would be hilarious foreshadowing on their part.
>>724024139Kirby is easily bigger than Sonic in Japan.
What will be the new cope for not having your favorite after "Sakurai hates humans in the Kirby franchise"? We already broke through "Sakurai hates anything from games he didn't make" and "Sakurai hates the newer games"
>>724027475>>724027235
>>723980093With that attitude, you'll be right.
>>723978456Dammit, now I want more reps from HAL's pre-Kirby works.Gimmie Tadashi from Metal Slader Glory or Rooks from Arcana / Card Master.
>>723980389Post your home address so we can properly clown on you when you're wrong.Instead of just slinking away pretending you never said it, every single fucking time.
>>723971897i want the option to play on the old city trial map desu
There's at least two unannounced vehicles leftThe purple gummy one, and another bike.>Isn't that just the transform star?No, it's silhouette for bike mode is slightly different, see: https://www.nintendo.com/jp/games/switch2/aaaba/rider-machine/index.html , and the transform silhouette shows up in the loading screen too, so it's not just different for the loading screen>>724027356The wheelie seems to be marketed with Knuckle Joe, Susie is usually given the Chariot
>>724021047Rick and Susie
Soccerguy pls
>>724021047The egg
>>724028375That’s not rex wheelie?
things my spoiled ass still wants>original air ride's top ride tracks in the game>at least as many riders as there are non-legendary machines>character, enemy, ability and pickup encyclopedia>more than two tank and chariot reps each>"tuning" system a la smash 4's equipment>tornado and wing ablities in the game>more characters and vehicles as free updates a la dream friends>every character and machine released as amiibo>a tribute to satoru iwata in skyah
>>724028492It is, I'm just a dumbassthank you for catching that
I don't see Kirby as a competitor to Mario Kart.It's more akin to Twisted Metal than a kart racer.
Coobros, it's over for us
>>723968723>completely rapes and ruins the original game's tracksNope, Mario and Sonic still win.
>>723972075Glad he is in.And his gimmicks look fun as Hell.
>>723980093If I was willing to buy a Switch 2 then I'd buy this day one.
>>724028639All good, appreciate the effort posting anyway, anon!
>>723972719>he was just floating above Popstar this whole time>just watching>waitingfucked up
>>724028913Still, the extra blank spot is odd, so I'd assume there really is an extra vehicle we haven't seen yet that goes there
>>723972732>see that cat>you gotta kill it
>>724028605>and wing ablities in the gameWoke unironically killed Wing ability off
>>724028859Give even a modicum amount of support for this statement or you tacitly admit you should be killed on the spot
Finally, a game worth getting a switch 2 for (?)
I'm surprised they ended up giving Taranza one of the most unique abilities in the game. I thought they were just going to make him throw a web ball or something
>>724021047i'm gravitating to the stupid-looking hamster like a fat kid towards candy
Anyone else wish mainline Kirby adopted Sakurai's preferred aesthetic of realism mixed with surrealism? I love Kirby overall but the art style since Return to Dream Land has been fairly bland.
>>724029184Did you not watch the Direct earlier today? All the old tracks are back and they look horrible.
>>724028605>wing abilityThat shit was fucking useless, right? Felt worse that the average machine’s flight
>>723968723oh a kirby air riders thing, im unsold on this game I'll check this out>1 fucking hournevermind
>>724029341
>>723978456I want to FUCK Lalala and make Lololo watch
>>724029402You say that like you've got anything better to do in that hour
>>724029254Web slinging is based as fuck, I’m going to use him
>>724029254That's because the Web Ball got relegated to his special.
>>724029446Halloween movies are on, maybe when November hits
>>724029593Making this post I just now catch that he manually reels his web back in. This sadboi is radder than he has any right to be.
>>724029147doesn't matterif its new form is in the game, cool. if its old form is in the game like bomb, native american headdresses were never inherently racist to begin with, only the war paint in place of his blush stickers was iffy>>724029346in the last game, you could say that it was, at least to my experiencein riders i'd want wing to be able to take off at any point just by tilting back on the control stick
>>723973887if you get the dragoon I'm kicking your arseYou get the hydra i'm stomping youI WILL claim my rare delux gummies.
>>724029773Imagine if Queen Sectonia is a boss.
I'm looking forward to the new Nightmare theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpKnqYL0kbs
>>723971392GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
>>723969442The only thing I'd ever ask for is a new city trial map or two as free updates.
>>723996584In the modern day internet, it's mandatory that you pick 1 side and ONLY 1 side.
>>724004851Surely that fella will get a cool traffic sign axe and redemption arc in the road trip campaign
>>723973887what the fuck is the point of these thoughjust as victory marks?
>>723985405I will NEVR give up hope.Especially after Nintendo bought the studio that did the anime.They have no fucking excuses now.
>>723968904Sakurai really thought of everything! :D>>723968932A Femanon could be the Cake XD
>>723985828killjester
>>723996584Don't forget about me.
>Susie's canon partner appears to be Wheelie ScooterMy goat stays winning...
>>723969431Susie Marriage
>>723987063I'd play the absolute FUCK out of a full on steampunk Kirby game.I fucking need that shit so bad.
Given what we know... heres the almost final version of THE LIST!unfortunately, we have to wait until release if indeed Sakurai surprises us with more main characters outside what he showed us. so i remade the tags to indicate that.>ConfirmedX DECONFIRMED?Unknown until release...-UnlikelyX> Vs. Boss.RT> Roadtrip assist.>>Kirby's Dream Land>Kirby>King Dedede>Waddle Dee/Regular Dee>Lolo/Lololo>Lala/Lalala>>Kirby Adventure>Meta Knight?The MetaknightsX> Nightmare Wizard>>KDL2>Rick the Hamster?Coo the OwlX Kine the Fish (spotted in the BG of a stage)>Gooey?Chuchu?Dark Matter Blade?Dark Matter>>Kirby SuperStar/KSS Ultra>Bandanna Dee?Captain Vul?Sailor Dee (Possibly a hat for Regular Dee to use, i mean, KSS IS a Sakurai game)>Marx?Galacta Knight (Meta Knight has an alt based on him)X> NOVA/NOVAs Heart.>>Spinoffs?Gryll the witch (from Kirby Star Stacker)?Brobo (from Kirby Block Ball)>>KDL3?Nago the Cat?Pitch the Pigeon?Ado?ZERO>>K64 the Crystal Shards?Ribbon?Adeleine-Queen RippleX> Miracle MatterX> ZERO Two>>Amazing mirror>Dark Meta Knight (hes an alt for Meta Knight)>>Squeak Squad>Daroache?The Squeaks>>Return to Dreamland>Magolor>>Triple Deluxe>Taranza--Queen Sectonia--Sectonia (pure)>>Canvas Curse-Drawcia>>Rainbow CurseRT> Elline?Claycia?Dark Crafter>cont.
>>723970142The Adeleine copium is real
>>724031529>>Epic Yarn?Prince Fluff-Yin-Yarn>>Planet Robobot>Susie?Prez. Haltmann>>Star Allies?The Mage Sisters?Hyness-Void Termina?Morpho Knight>>Forgotten Land?Elfilin?Clawroline?Leongar>>Anime-Escargoon-Tiff-Tuff-Tokkori the bird>Chef Kawasaki-NME Customer Service-Tiff and Tuff's parents
Taranza my GOAT. He just like me fr fr.
>>723989782it's been confirmed in since the gamecon demos anon.you aren't funny btw.
>>723971392Aw thanks, I was getting kinda hungry :)
>>723969442>No DLC is a bad thing btw.Then so be it, it is what it is
>>723969442its possible that the main reason he was even allowed to make this game, is because nintendo begged him to make the next smash as soon as possible. if even, its possible it was nintendo's idea to NOT include DLC as to ensure sakurai focuses faster on Smash7.how this anon said >>724031753 it is what it is. all we can do is pray theres more characters than what he showed so far. it IS unlikely, but thats all thats left as it is.
>>723970637No Clawroline…
>>723968904reminder why do we hate this guy again sure he has his bias and narcissism but he's based for this
>>724015943WRONG!You can tell by the damage it has that its the one from Milky Way Wishes.Dumbarse fake fan.>>724015474because Zora is a cunt. The unorganoic lifeform sakurai mentioned in the direct>Zora landed on Popstar eons ago and went dormant and undisturbed. Yet its unspoken wishes would cause fate to changeor something was the line in the direct.Zora's dream/desires after eons reached into the Fountain of Dreams, and thus the Star Rod triggering it. Which in turn revived Nova.Air Riders will be cannon.
>>724032067If sakurai didnt spend years trying to sell us fire emblem he'd be scott free
>>723971392Still better than that 6th Fire Emblem character whatever its name is
>>724017730kill jester>>724019018HAL really just loves their Pink Borb son.>>724021047Gooey, Daroach, or Rick I think.
>>724014460They really should have picked someone other than Cloud.
>>724032076>Dumbarse fake fan.you KNOW that 'Clockwork stars' and the existence of multiple NOVAs have been canon since Return to Dreamland, right? hell! Haltmann Co. HAD a second NOVA! if anything, you are showing yourself as the fake fan here.however, the original NOVA from KSS/Milkyway Wishes being rebuilt is NOT outside the realm of possibility, i can give you that.
>>724031529Coo is in the Air Ruins track. What Miracle Matter boss?
>>723972732Make a wish anon, what is your Final Fantasy?
Never played the first game and don't really like racing slop in general but this looks kinda kino
>>724024139I see people wearing Kirby clothing way more than Sonic.People adore him anon.>>724024272You have no fucking clue wtfh you are on about anon.
>>723981645>Kirby is Circle>SpongeBob is SquareWho is Triangle?
>>724032376>Cooyou have a pic?>Miracle matter.if Zero Two is a boss, i feel its safe to assume MM is too. but i can be fair and put it as ? meanwhile.
>>724031529>>724031587>>724032376There's room for 3-4 characters in the select screenIt's almost certainly going to be some combination of >>723991828 and/or the dark rider, though I could see Sakurai adding in 1-2 more generic cannon fodder enemies instead
>>723973105Crossworlds missed a good opportunity to have a story, sure TSR fumbled it but that game was during the 2010s where Sonic was treated like shit most of the time.
>>723972990They’re called GreeblesNova is pretty much the Death Star after all
>>723973887Sakurai gave us Gummies instead of Trophies/IdolsThe madman he is, now I want Kirby Fruit Snacks
>>724031062I assume it was a tech demo for physics and textures that they just put in the game
>>723970142Kirby 64 would be better if Adeleine was a cute boy named Adrian instead.
>adeleinefags rn
>>724021047Originally Gooey and now Taranza as well.
>>723974631Sakurai is the kinda guy who would play two separate sessions with a controller in each handInstead of playing against CPUs he plays against himself - he’s shown to be capable of controlling 2 controllers in his character presentations
>>724029346Wing was basically just Wheel with better flight.You got a really good speed boost then the aerial boost as well. And its quick spin made opponents dizzy for a bit
>>723996584>Disney Speedstorm>Could have simply put the characters as is into colorful karts>They instead put everyone into a racing track suit, put them into a formula car, dimmed the lights, and put dubstep on. I don't like it.
>>724032794nevermind those, have you seen him play the original arcade version of Darius with one controller in each hand?Motherfucker Flexed the shit on the Kacho Arino in those GCCX specials.
>>723976360>He whored out Smash to Minecraft and Undertale.He still occasionally hangs out with the Undertale dude
I think Mecha Dedede looks kind of scary. Not like in an actually frightening way but it doesn't look that cool or cute, it looks off, like it came out of FNAF. In a good way though.
>>724032545>>724028824Assuming that sort of shit is silly, don’t do that
>>723978456>>723998436>>724028087This guy who apparently met up with Sakurai 20 years ago may just be responsible for us getting Lololo and Lalala, say something nice.
>>723973105It is great, Air Riders will be too. The Kirby vs Sonic shit is always forced as fuck and doesn't make much sense, most people like both even if they lean towards one more than the other
>>724028375third legendary machine?
>>724033286I thought Sonic was ass when I played the demo
>>724032314I'm aware of the fact multiple Novas/Clockwork stars exist.But watch the end of the direct again.It is LITERALLY THE Nova from Milkway Wishes.You can tell by the broken face plate on the upper left of its face.He was reanimated/revived due to the Star Rod.You would know if you were a true fan.
Nago bros... I don't think we are going to make it
>>724032401My Wish?Kill JesterFinal Fantasy? Purge all clock cat niggers.Your move asshole
>>723981396Corrin will not only be a universally hated Fire Emblem character but also a universally despised Smash inclusionDon’t mind Min Min being there Thrice, the dumbass person who made this and let others vote publicly didn’t set a rule that a character cannot place more than once on the chart. Thats where /v/ could come in and redo this chart themselves huh? *nudge nudge*
>>724032920some anon posted that a year or so ago.It's fucking wild to watch him play games.Sakurai is literally just fucking built different
>>723981645>Slopcraft and Memebob RedditpantsKirby is too good for those and even then, Lego City Man was already wasted in Smash.
>>724033350What was your problem with it? Just curious
>>723979601>cosmic horrorI mean, I don't know about that.>he can grant any wishThat doesn't seem so->ANY. WISH.
>>724033197He might be the only person in the west to give a shit about Eggerlandbased
>>723987721Mario Kart is just like Pokémon, they don’t have to put much love, care and effort into it and it will still sell.
>>724033639Don’t like how it controls, particularly the boat and plane sections. Not really a fan of the crossworld mechanic, especially as many are so heavy on boat and flying. Music wasn’t good, particularly the 3rd lap variants. And the loadout system is too much fine tuning and meta autism in a kart racer for my tastes, especially with having to unlock shit
>>724033812come on now mate.It's a massive planet sized clockwork cat star, that's very smug and apathetic.I would not want even one of those things within 3 galaxies of our own.Plus yes it can grant any wish and WILL monkey paw it to Hell.The Ancients were toying with powers well beyond their reason. As a '''joke''''.
>>723990242Sakurai has always been Honestly Sakurai has always been a jokester with Weight classes in his games…like if I showed you these two characters and you knew nothing about Smash or Air Riders, who would you assume is the Lightweight and Heavyweight lmao… Samus is heavier than Ridley, Isabelle is heavier than Sora, Min Min is deceptively heavy
>>723994624This would be a funny alt costume too Jelly Donut Meta Knight
>>723996180Need this but for Rick
>>724034254>Sakurai is a secret archetectuhhhh..ba...ba...based?How can one man be so flawless?>>724034385This man's life is a humiliation ritual.When will it end?!?
>>724033515Why is Dark Samus there?
>>724034450
>>723972732personally I don't like the new nova look, clashes too hard with the old goofy cat clock design
>>724034569>regigagas not slower for 5 loops>regielec not at double spedFAKE ANIMATIONTHIS '''MAN''' IS A PHOONEYABIGFATPHOOOONEY
>>724034672that's what this one is for
>>724034510Cause the image is total shit
>>724034510Being a lazy echo apparently and not taking anything from Prime games, basically just a Samus that floats with no morph ball dodge rollSame could apply to Daisy by that logic since she’s also another lazy echo that could fit right in “Universally Despised Female” and I love Daisy as a character in the Mario games too don’t get me wrong.
>>724034771cute li'l dumbasses. look at em go.
>>724034254>>724034503>Corrin is second only to Ike in weight regarding FE characters>slower walk/sprint speed than him, don't remember whichHe knows. Based Sakurai.
>>724034857The whole point of Echo Fighters was a quick and easy way to get characters who are similar to each other in the game, I'd say Sakurai didn't go far enough with the idea and put in many more Echo Fighters.
>>724034042That's honestly fair. As someone that's put about 120 hours into the full game, the demo doesn't really do it justice. Things to know about it:>there's better music in the full game, especially lap 3 music.>flying controls aren't as bad when you realize you can charge a drift up and down as well as side to side, and switch directions in midair in any direction that way.>the CrossWorlds mechanic grows on you since it means no two runs of a track feel the same, and you unlock the ability to get sent to a different main track rather than a CrossWorld after you beat all the cups if you ever get sick of the 15.>building your kart doesn't really matter that much if you don't care about the meta, it's mostly cosmetic. Gadgets matter way more and there's 70 to mix and match to make something you're comfortable with.>settings have options for a more dynamic race camera so the game feels faster, plus steering sensitivity so turning doesn't feel as stiff.>unironically let go of the accelerator in some sections to take turns tighter.I've also seen some people say their hands hurt after playing for a while, but as someone who's played a bunch of the previous Sonic racers, I felt more comfortable with the accelerator on the trigger button which is an option.If none of that sells you on the game I fully understand, but if it does and the price tag is just too steep, I'd say wait for a sale (especially since this is getting constantly updated with new characters over the next year), but this is genuinely a great racing game and I can't wait to play more with friends.
>>724031529Coo is out, bro.
>>724033341Maybe. it looks kinda like a fish or whale, so if it is one maybe it'll be called the Leviathan to fit the dragon/serpent/monster naming scheme
>>724035043Happy you enjoy it so much, anon. Appreciate the info dump, but I had been curious with all the praise and watched a good bit of footage and came to the conclusion it just isn’t for me. I prefer MKW’s approach for a similar flavor of kart racing. Despite that game’s obvious drawbacks, I really enjoy its mechanics and KO Tour. Cool that we’re getting so many flavors of the genre this year, cause at least one is bound to satisfy someone
>>724028605>every character and machine released as amiibodesu even with them being overpriced this is my most wanted thing at this point. I just want some figs of the Kirby cast.
>>724035243>>724028824>>724033184Well... updated the list.. then again, with Sakurai confirming theres no DLC or anything, all thats left is the final release to see who else will get in.>Will Addie and Ribbon get their due?>Will whatever spots left be taken by more (allegedly more charming than Mario's) mooks?>Are Kine and Coo really out of the list? possibly...and more importantly....>how much shitposting will /v/ get once the game releases?the answer to all these questions and more will be revealed in the next episode of Kirby Air Riders!
>>724035628Honestly fair, for me I put about 65 hours into World before I was done with it. But I expect to put a lot more time into Kirby when that comes out.
HE'S GAINING ON US
>>723981396let it go anon it's not worth it. if you carry around a hot coal with the intent to throw it at Sakurai, even in the unlikely event you manage to hit him, you'll deal far more damage to yourself carrying in around
>>724036482https://youtu.be/G3CaD4nEceYSakurai definitely saw this while designing Rick
>>724036482I can't wait to play as Rick because he runs like my ancestors running to escape from slavery
>>724032702
>>723996584Garfield Kart 2 unironically belongs more in the image than that mobile slop
>>723968723I've been a jaded fuck for coming up on two decades now, this is the first game in recent memory that's actually got me looking forwards to it.
>>724037027KillJester
>tfw got absolutely shit on by a whole team of Storm playersJesus
>>724037071Which, speedstorm or mkw?
>>724037561Crossworlds
>>723968723What's wrong with Sonic CrossWorlds? Both games seem pretty good.
>>724032067He threw a bitch fit over people uploading cutscenes online, but that's about all I have against him
>>724037817bare bones ass singleplayer
>>724037817It is pretty good, but I'll admit that the single player is grindy as >>724037884 said
>>724021047borb
>it's just a racing game sakurai don't go too crazy with the story>wakata
>>724037916it is a 70 dollar primary online game with dlc and i think that is bad and gay.
>>724038167I'm eagerly awaiting to see how this effects the deep lore of Kirby.Plus I really hope we get more Dynblade after this game.
>>724038169Suit yourself. I'm happy that I'm able to have fun with my friends since we can play together on different platforms. Didn't get together for Mario Kart because not all of us got a Switch 2 at launch and one of my friends is looking at getting Kirby for Christmas instead of launch like I am
>>724037884>>724037916I'll be honest, I don't get why people buy games designed from the ground up to be played with multiple people and then whine about the lack of single player content. Smash Bros, Mario Kart, whatever, the single player stuff only needs to be good enough to give people an intro to the game and maybe some score attack type stuff but i'd much rather devtime go into putting as much multiplayer shit as possible that I'll actually use and see the entire time I'm playing the game rather than a boring story mode I'll play exactly one time. This game has single and multiplayer stuff which is nice, but I refuse to believe anyone would go out of their way to buy a game like this and go "I want a robust single player experience."
>>724038240i really curious why dark rider needs a giant fuckass transforming outer heaven aircraft carrier
>>724038461Sometimes I want to play the game by myself with a fun gimmick attached to it, man. I don't think a game of this quality should just be tied to an online/local experience. So when I'm sick of constantly crashing matches or just the meta in general, I can play the game in other ways. Is wanting replayability without depending on the player count really that understandable?
I wasn't actually planning on buying a switch 2, but the direct was probably the highest quality game related info dump I've ever seenYou win this time nintendo, I just hope it doesn't end up being a bloodborne situation
>>724038698So you'd do time trials or whatever, I still don't think that justifies wanting a whole story mode, especially when everyone is just racing, what exactly are people looking for when they want a plot in a racer, even. Kirby gets away with it because its lore is wacky magic bullshit, (and even then i doubt there will be anything actually worth writing about past pretty cutscenes) but I mean more in line with games like Sonic or Mario Kart.
>>724038461Even though I agree with you, I do wish Sonic had a mission mode. Every other Sonic racing game had one in some capacity, even the predecessor through a story mode (though I could do without the story mode since the presentation was ass)In terms of single player content, I'm content with Race Park because it gives you a ton of different ways to race>>724038698>Sometimes I want to play the game by myself with a fun gimmick attached to itCrossWorlds does this in GP and Race Park. You have the rival system and Race Park lets you race with different rulesets.
I'm still not sure if it's gonna be quite worth a full $70, but I've been convinced enough to buy it day one.Sakurai is too good at selling his games.
>>724039164I think once he said there's 18 courses (9 new plus the originals) and the other content like customizing your ride, that's when I knew it'd be worth it
>>724038845Persolly for mr, if you're gonna charge 70 dollars for a racing game, you have to do some different stuff other than just racing to be the fastest. Like look at Smash. The main gameplay is beating the shit out of each other, yet you still have people raving for Target Smash. Because it's something significantly different yet fun from the usual gameplay. If it was yet another special smash against NPCS, it wouldn't be regarded as much. It's also why SSE>WOL, because you aren't just fighting other characters on the roster. It's different enough and it's cool. It doesn't hurt, and implies the devs have an extended vision other than just the genre the game is in. We have a roguelite mode in air riders now,too.>>724039052i meant more in the vein of what kirby is doing, or like general missions with wacky ass objectives. Those are more akin to special smash
>>724032951>Toby "yuri at all costs" Fox>next to Hideki "Lesbian 9/11" Kamiya
>>723972732>>724016182He's the final mystery course.
>>724038514What? You don't?Fucking loser bitch.No wonder you aren't respected.Lmao.Point at tjis LOSER and laugh.>>724038845>>724038461you are more of a loser than the other guy.Holy shit.Get a life and some hobbies.Single player campaigns are great when even a modicum of effort is made.You soulless husk.>>724039464Crashing that heart with no survivors.
I'm surprised Sakurai bothered to mention that time trials won't have leaderboards. Any other dev or Nintendo themselves would never bring up something that's NOT in the game. He just can't help himself.
>>723968723WHERE IS HE SUCK-A-RICE?!
>>724039812Mainly cause there’s a reason and rationale to it, being that it’s to test yourself moreso than to go for a world record (not that people wouldn’t be keeping track of that anyway). Its absence is not a result of excuses
>>724040012you can't reveal everything.Nintendo bought out the anime studio for a reasonBELIEVEDO IT FOR HIM
>>724040034>>724039812>Its absence is not a result of excusesIt's not a result of incompetence or lazyness, just bone head stubbornness and autism to avoid making casuals feel inadequate.It's stupid, leaderboards should be there
>Watching the second direct nowI was already excited for the game but I am now convinced that something would have to go horribly wrong for it to not be GOTY
>>724040893
>>724040893define 'GOTY'because you damn well know dorito pope aint giving shit to Nintendo. As they don't pay up with money or lolis like sony does.But otherwise it looks like a top tier game
>>724041071Geoff's ad reel would neverBut for fun havers it is looking bright
>>724040893>>724041071At least regarding TGA it’s releasing far too late to be nominated for anything. Technically could go for next year but it would be incredibly low on the priority list of nominations so unless basically no other racing games come out it won’t get anything. And even if it did, last-year’s-leftovers never win anything (see SSBU)
>>724041176b...bulk star? Surely not...!
>>724040881>just bone head stubbornness and autism
>>724021047Daroach
>>724041651>mashed potato kentucky fried
>>723968904>>723980093so all the... generic enemies aren't DLC, ok?
>>724032951Why did they seat all the bad games on the right side of the table?
faggotry kills threads.
>>723972732So how big is Nova meant to be? Is he like, Big Bowser with magic size or is he actually the size of a planet?
>>724043564planet.play both milkway wishes and robobot.the base shell from robobot bot is like half of popstar's size if not larger.they are fucking huge and chaotic neutral atrocities.
>>724043949>chaotic neutral atrocitiesthe ancient people were really just shitposting with infinite power look at this goofy ass mf
>>724024241someone please draw 8 ribbons with tank stars and cannons bombarding a crying zero
>>724044402and it got them fucking eradicated.The moronic fools.Do NOT fuck wth infinate power generated by some wack ass space furry and literal sentient dark matter that likely crafted all the eldrich horror weapons within your universe.Holy shit.Idiots.
>>724024274Toxotransmosis moment.
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