PLANTS VS ZOMBIES REPLANTED IS OUT AND BACK BABY
I shan't play it, for I have played the game once before It is needlessOf your call, I am heedless
Only thing getting replanted here is my penis firmly in your mother's anus
>>723978860Nice poem
Man nobody is hyped for this awesome game huh
>>723981261it already came out years agowhy buy again
Don't care unless it's on the switch 2
>>723981535It is!>>723981447The team worked really hard on replanting ( ;) ) it for modern generation! All new modes and caveats that are sure to make your return to Neighborville one HECK of a SPUDOW!
>>723981623trying too hard
>>723978650why is crazy dave on my lawnlet go of the snow pea you maniac
>>723981850I just want people to be excited
>>723981967For what, AI upscaled garbage? The entire game looks like trash and barely functions.
>>723982143They worked very hard on this and there's no proof of AI
>>723978650I played original one way back when. But really, as far as popcap games go, I miss Feeding Frenzy...
>>723983083>press X to suck and B to blow
>>723983309Ayyy, but the soul. And you control the fishes.I WANT FF3
>>723978650what are they doing to her franchise
>>723983390>bought by EAnevar evar
Play Gardendless instead. It's a PC port of PvZ2 with tons of content and no microtransactions.https://pvzge.com/en/
>>723983630Giving it the Angry Birds treatment
>>723983734holy based. thanks
>>723983660Cute horse
>>723983734Neat
>>723978650yeahout and back baby...
>>723979415You mean sunflower
>>723983734how is that compared to reflourished?
>>723978650heard the game is comically unpolished and they fucked up the music
Is there a torrent yet? I read in the steam faq that the game doesn't require the EA app, so is the game basically drm free?
>>723986765They fucked near everything up, just look up the name of the game on jewtube and you'll get lots of bug compilations. Also, apparently what everyone thought was the beta was actually the release version so shit got even worse since the "don't worry guize this build is old they've probably fixed this already" defense didn't apply anymore
>>723983734>>723984092>>723986227>>723986724>sponsored by Tencent EdgeOne.How many viruses does this have?
>>723978650Somehow I completely forgot all about this game until a few months ago and replayed it, and then found out that there are actually a lot more games of this whole franchise. And I guess none of them are that good?
>>723987071Less than the official game
I already own that game anon i don't need ReShilled Edition
I wish i bought the og when it went for like 1euro now those fuckers dont want to lower the price.
>we are so b-ACK
>>723987154>there are more malware in the secure iphone version than tencent's kernel level rootkit!Not fooling anyone, chang.
>head artist of the original confirmed they invented concept art for the extrasabsolutely shameless lmao
>>723987434>iphone>securekek lmao even
>>723987112PvZ2 has a decent base but they managed it like greedy retards. PvZ3 just sucked. Heroes was relatively niche, I never played it but I heard they fucked it up too. Garden warfare (multiplayer TPS) was good and GW2 was great but Battle for Neighborville killed the TPS PvZ games, at least for now. There are a bunch of official PvZ, some based in the first 2 games and others that are their own standalone thing over there. If you want more traditional PvZ that's actually good just check mods for PvZ1 and 2, nothing much beyond that
>>723987623Yes.
>>723978650Thanks, but I'm still playing PvZ Fusion.
>>723987653>There are a bunch of official PvZvariations exclusive to China since the game was massive over there and it's maintained its cultural relevance for over a decade*
>fake concept art>made-up beta build sceeenshotsWhy?
>>723983734Based
>>723978650>>723981967 I cant be excited knowing they used ai to upscale the textures and made fake concept art for the gallery, the devs in the interviews really looked passionate into making this remaster, but the final results made me feel that i have been lied
>>723987961The beta screenshots weren't made up, we've known about them for years, the problem is that the retards upscaled it so it looks all smeared and shitty
>>723987961theyre real but theyre ai upscaled, you can find the originals in tcrf
>>723978650Im just gonna wait for the mod that fixes everything and adds the console exclusive minigames, thanks
>>723987000fucking lame, i hope this game gets patched enough for it to be worth getting
Remaster sucked but that isnt gonna stop me posting my wife
>>723987071Who brainwashed you to say we hate China
>>723987347GOTY is like $5 on steam
>>723987445That baffles me the most. Did they really not expect the lead artist of the original who's still around to not confirm that the concept art was fake or not
Someone please post the image of the plants' mouths. You know the one.
Give me one single reason why they didn't get Rich Werner for Replanted when he was 100% down for it.
>>723988620your wife looks like my wife except mine is a vampire.
>>723988924because they're fags
>>723978650apparently they bricked the Steam version with an update, you can't make this shit up
>>723983734>The latest game version is v0.6.0.its not finished?
>>723989298i really hate ea jews
>>723983734>Recommended Configuration:>16GB RAM or higher>for fucking PLANTS VS ZOMBIESHow fucking unoptimized is this shit?
>>723988806It was like 1 before its too expensive for like 10+y old game
>>723987112PvZ Fusion is a mod of the first game that introduces a cool fusion gimmick to the plants and it's pretty fun.PvZ2 vanilla is for mobile only and riddled with micro transactions and ads. Not worth your timePvZ2 Gardenless and Reflourished are mods for PvZ2 that remove all that bullshit and bring them to PC and are well worth your time. Check them out, they're as good as the first game and better in some aspects imo.PvZ3 is a mess. It came out in 2019, was so bad they pulled it and remade it. Came out again, was still bad, had to pull it again and remake it. And so on and so on. That's how it's been for the past 6 years and it's a disgrace.Also there's the third person shooter Garden Warfare games that are just as stupid and fun as they sound.
>>723988040>the devs in the interviews really looked passionate into making this remasterKek, the game was in development for only 6 months. That alone tells you everything.
>>723989912>$5 is too expensive for one of the best games ever made Ok mate
>>723989819It's for the bitcoin miner to run smoothly
>>723988920
>>723988924Everyone was down to come backThe reason is Popcap didn't care
>>723989298Steamies taking big Ls lately, has the pendulum swung?
>>723983734How does it compare to Reflourished?
I really don't understand how PvZ3 is so BAD>First they release it for mobile only which okay fine, PvZ2 was mobile whatever>But it's with a horrendous Artstyle and can only be played in vertical mode>Also Sunflower is no longer a plant and suns are automatic wtf>They scrap it>Bring it back with a better Artstyle and landscape mode and Sunflower is back>But now you can't even CHOOSE YOUR OWN PLANTS >and they add in some garbage neighborhood social community mechanic what the fuck is this shit >scrap it again >Bring it back again, and play now you can choose your own plants again and toned down the social community aspect>But now THERE IS NO SHOVEL IN THE GAME SO YOU CAN'T REMOVE PLANTS>also they stole the PvZ Fusion mechanic but made it worse somehow >Hundreds of boring repetitive levels too >Popcap "What? You want more?"How are they this incompetent? Just take PvZ 2, add in a new gameplay mechanic, and that's it. How is it taking them 6 years to understand that's all we want?
>>723990651$5 is less than the minimum wage.You can literally make $5 by just going outside and asking 10 people for $.50 each. You're either underaged or third world
>>723991038>third worldWell i am techinically i just got a drawing tablet.
>>723989973Huh. Neat. I guess I'll give Gardendless a go. Shame to hear that it's had such a rocky life afterwards, the first game was a pretty neat little timekiller.
>>723990651>Atomic Heart 2>Light no FireNice.
>>723990953Yuck
>>723991267Yeah AH1 was good at least i liked it i also tried No Man Sky but it wasnt for me so i hope this fantasy setting will be good.
>>723989973>Reflourished>bring them to PCI wish. You can emulate it yeah but not run it natively unless I'm somehow missing critical information
>>723991574Yeah my b I confused it for another mod.
>>723978650Another case of "remaster being shit cause it was outsourced to a pajeet studio"
>>723991435how does no one understand what made the original artstyle appealing?
>>723992332Could be worse
Reflourished sounds cool but man I can't ever get bluestacks to work for me it's the most buggy piece of shit ever
https://youtu.be/TO4KTxv7_4wBest song
>>723992602 you could always just download the mod on your phone. It is a mobile game after all
>>723992763I've always been comically bad with phones. Honestly might have to just stick to playing gardenless once that's more updated.
Only good thing to come out of Replanted is the RIP mode-themed remixeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kHLiQtlufQ
>>723978860Pottery
>>723992532just wake me up until gw3 comes out>inb4 never ever
>>723993227Those aren't official
>>723993421gw3 at home:
>>723993506I know and my point still standshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb0LVoTqD6Q
>>723993421It came out anon....you already know what the name is...
>>723993860>Snowpea is like a reverse pussy, you slide in and it's cold and slide out and it's warm
>>723993706>>723993894get that FILTHY game away from me
>>723978650>ai upscaled slop that delivers less what mods doI'm good Mr.EA Employee
>>723978650No thanks. I've already played the superior version on my iPad™.
>>723994202They broke the iPad HD version in a recent update Now you have to be in airplane mode or the app will crash kekThanks Popcap
>>723994202What does the N stand for?
>>723994393>Now you have to be in airplane mode or the app will crash kekThat is fine as it also gets rid of ads.
>>723994460its a Z for zigger
>>723994460NOT ASSOCIATED WITH ZAMBONI WHATSOEVER PLEASE DO NOT SUE US
>>723994460CALL THE LAWYERS NOW FRANK->>723995046oh. Nvm
>>723995492>CALL THE LAWYERS NOW FRANK-Way ahead of you bud
>>723995046The Michael Jackson version has the original text before Zamboni threatened them
>>723978650wtf is up with all the bushes
>>723995046>>723995629>threatened themShould count as fair use under parody, no?
>"BRAINS...BRAIIIIINS.....BRAIIIIINS.....DICK......"
>>723978650This shit is so ass
>>723995641That was in the console versions and they brought it here for some reason
>>723995641Lazy, decade old "fix" to the problem of making PvZ 1 wide screen without exposing the zombie spawn points. I didn't like it back when the console versions dropped and I can't believe they didn't think of something else for Replanted. Oh wait, I can because it's EA and Replanted was outsourced, most probably to jeets
>>723995928Zombies are just poor, misunderstood creatures. I'd definitely leave my lawn without a single plant as to allow them easier access to my residence
>>723995937>You used to be able to predict the final boss' moves by looking at the eye color(...), but now it's just randomSmall correction, it's not random, at least not in my experience, fireballs will show red eyes and ice balls will do so as well, in the state I played it in blue Zombot eyes were unused content
>>723995928absolute sex
>>723995965it's to make widescreen work, if the bushes weren't there then you'd be able to see the zombies come way earlier, which would break the game
this game is so easy when you play as an adult
>>723996938They could just use a telephone pole like they do in the roof, would look less ugly and tacked on. The problem is not them putting something on the right of the screen the problem is that the bushes look like shit
>>723996206necrotic hands typed this, do not listen to this zomboss shill and continue to plant and feed your plants
>>723997117yeah i just replayed it and won the whole thing without dying once, kinda sad honestly, this game rlly needs a proper hard mode lol
>>723997117Adventure, minigames, puzzles and regular survivals are babby tier, I beat them when I was like 9 (I'm sorry oldfags). The only actual challenge in the game is scorefagging Survival endless to get the highest number of flags you canhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkdbz6KBAqo
Just play neighborhood defense, it's greathttps://crisdevelop.itch.io/pvznd
I like how the zombies got more technologically advanced with each game while the plants got more busted mutations
>>723983734Its a browser game. Just link to the deployed versionhttps://play.pvzge.com/
>>723996938The bushes make no sense though. For the backyard sure but in front of his house covering the main road there's bushes?
>>724000571he put asbestos in it
>>724000571He just takes random shit he finds and jury-rigs it into some weird invention that's either useless or groundbreaking.
>>723997117And I feel like that was a major fact to its success since anyone could have fun with it. My mother played the entire game in one sitting when it came out.Meanwhile PVZ 2's later worlds and the entirety of PVZ 3 is just designed to be so unbelievably difficult to try to sell you the solution in the form of power ups.
>>723978650>Reforged>Remastered>Replanted>RepaintedHow I hate devs avoiding the remastered subtitle, what is next, Retarded?
>>724001024>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE CREATIVE WITH YOUR SUBTITLES THEY ALL MUST BE THE SAME THING
>>724001006or the premium plants which are mostly just better versions of existing free shit you have
>>723986765>original ost would get more intense as the zombie horde thickens>replanted has no pacing, it's just the horde theme 24/7>also the speed up button speeds up the music as well so the fucked music only gets worseWhen I start to wonder what went wrong, I remember that they used AI upscaling for almost all of the visuals since they didn't bother getting the OG artists back (at least one of them is still active on socials and was perfectly willing to come back and help with the remake).
>>724001024why so you can sue them for copyright infringement?
>>724000843Crazy Dave's works is ALWAYS groundbreaking
>>724001024should've just called it pvz hd, corny ass title fuck you popcap
>>724001609>should've just called it (thing that already exists)Who's the dummy now?
>>724001590He made a turtle translator once
Nobody wants to sexualize me...
>>723995859Since when did jews know how to read?
>>724001420Every main guy from the original team, even that one with minimal online presence, said they'd be cool with coming back for the remake but weren't contacted for it. Also, remember Replanted isn't an enhanced version of the original but a port of the Windows phone port
>>723996642female zombies and plants owe me sex
>>724002654Who
STOP TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH PLANTS FFS
>>723978650>AI slop
>>724003810It's the future
>>724004123The future SUCKS
>>723981967No Goerge and Rich?NO BUY
>>723988763They are second only to indians in terms of the content of their character.Work with them, have them buy out 80% of your country, live near them, hear them on the train.They suck
>>723989973>PvZ Fusion is a mod of the first gameIt's a fangames, not a mod btw
>>724001751>is called plants vs zombies HD>isn't HD
I hear so many bad things about it but truly the only thing I care for aside from expecting it to be the same experience I had 10+ years ago is the coop.Has anyone tried the coop yet? Is it at least worth getting for that?
>>724005803Right now, there's a bug in co-op where the person playing with a mouse can get their seed/zombie packets permanently soft-banned for the duration of the PvP battle/story mode level. There's no issue with the player on controller, however.How this happened at all is anyone's guess.
>>723978650anyone got gardening tips
Did you guys all see popcap apologize for using AI upscaled and then say and do nothing else about it?
>>724006896>we're sorry for being lazy bastards who cut corners and faked bullshit for this remake that you'll all buy anyways so fuck you
Does someone have google drive to original version in it's all beauty?
>>724006896popcap has like no workers. It's not a big suprise that they used ai. It's either that, indans or worse, both.
>>724004316
>>724005176But it is HD
>>724006896I saw this and it's pathetic
>>724008110What if they didnt actually used ai tho
>>724007997This whiny ass image always pissed me off. This is true for almost every person born in the last 200 years outside of some uncontacted tribe. The world changes, deal with it.
>>724008140They did
>>724008192Why so angry fren? Enjoy live, you only die once. But you live every day
Don't worry, it probably already made 200% of its budget back because people are retarded and keep buying obvious shovelwareMaybe we'll have kiddies in 10 years tell us how good the remaster actually was like how they are doing right now with PVZ2
>>724005951Did they fix the bug that lets you nuke the zombie side with a Doom-shroom, including the gravestones?
the speed up button breaks up the conveyor thing it never stops so you have basically infinite plants, god fucking damnit, i hate pajeets, makes the game even easier
>>723984086Angry Birds is in Sega's hands, depending on how you look at that, it's arguably better for Angry Birds than being in EA's is for PvZ.
It's literally the same game but for $20 lol
>>723978650If the people recompiling 360 games manage to do the 360 version of this, they'll BTFO EA in a second.
>>724009112The budget was probably like $50K$49,999 on the CGI trailer. $1 on the game
is Stinky safe?
>>724008192>attributes characteristics to an image it doesn't haveYou're filling in the blanks with your own biases and fears. The image is a random photograph with a simple statement.
>>724010316Not the same, this one has more bugs and none of the soul
>>724010316B-but you get controller support and silly hats!
>>724011309True, i should get a copy of replanted rn
>>723991435why the fuck are pvz3 and replanted so zoomed out?? why are they doing this???
>>724011418Don't forget Coop and vs mode, king
>>723995937>Laura Shigihara herself coming out and calling the music shittyHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA What a colossal fuckup
>>724010645In all his AI upscaling glory
Cutie <3
>>723989819It's probably emulating Android in the back or some shit
>>723986724Reflourished and Altverz would be so fucking good if their teams weren't full of annoying fucking troons and niggers wasting their time on worthless shitAltverz in particular has the music composer (100% either a troon or some faggot) waste his time making fucking Undertale/PvZ remixes and the rest of the team doing fuck all which is why Crimson Front took so fucking longAnd Ref wastes its development time on dyke stories with characters nobody cares about, last thing we need are more fucking TugboatsGardendless is good except it isn't open source and its made on some shitty chinese web programming software equivalent to Scratch rather than the dude making it on Unreal or Unity or any other proper fucking engine which makes it have weird bugsAll three however are superior to the massive dump that is Replanted regardless of how many patches it gets post-release
>>724013813It's built on the fucking Windows Phone port believe it or notAnd EA was so fucking greedy they refused to bring back Rich Werner, Enrique Corts, Laura Shigihara and the rest of the PvZ1 dev team even though some were BEGGING to come back, EA can't fucking spend a few bucks on development and now does everything by AI and shitty ports made by third-rate studios who they can pay off at a fiftieth of the costScummy motherfuckers
>>724014326>AHHH TROONS AAAH AHHH I'M GOING INSANEgrow up
>>724014675Retard this affects the quality of the gameBoth teams waste too much time on meandering nonsense. I understand taking a break but wasting three years on making a dyke relationship between a zombie reporter and some zombie nanny in piñata parties is actually fucking stupid
>>723978650>>723981261>ReplantedWhat is this? A remake? If so who cares I’ll just hop on the original I already have it installed.Or is this a sequel with new content of some kind?Going to need aQRD right now.
>>723995046I always just thought this was a joke
>>724014326>And Ref wastes its development time on dyke stories with characters nobody cares aboutFuck you I like them, there are dozens of mods that just change the gameplay, it's cool to have something that does its own little story
>Still have my original copy of PvZ with the Michael Jackson zombiefeels good, man
>>724014905Remaster with some new content, mainly new modes, achievements and easter eggs. Many had the hopes of it being the "Ultimate" version of PvZ 1 (Including every piece of exclusive content from every other port plus some new things) but in the end it's just a port of the windows phone port with AI upscaled assets, fake concept art, a lot more bugs and generally a worse everything. >If so who cares I’ll just hop on the original I already have it installed.Most of the outrage comes from people being bewildered y the fact they managed to fuck up a casual babby game from 2009 over a decade later
>>723983734Thanks champ. Keeping this in my favorites for when I get the itch once more.
>>724014905Shitty "remake" which was supposed to add new elements and be the ultimate version of PvZ1TLDR:>Everything is upscaled by AI >Fake concept art added onto a shitty concept art page which main designer (Rich Werner) called out like three seconds after it was pointed out>VS Mode from Consoles except it's buggy af, if you play with mouse sometimes you won't be able to plant anything and zombies get way more brains making it unfair, plus there's already a mod for GOTY that does it way better irc>Cut "limbo" minigames page is back, page was cut in the first place because not a single one of the minigames was fun, the only one people cared about (Ice Level, the troll bait) hasn't been made because it'd require programming>"R.I.P. Mode" which is just Adventure 2 (where Dave picks three plants) except with permadeath and insane earrape noises>"Cloudy Day", a minigame concept which has been expanded to a whole minicampaign for no fucking reason>ONE SINGLE EASTER EGG LEVEL from Great Wall Edition which doesn't even have unique zombies or music and is just a roof level (literally copied wave by wave, just reskinned)>Music is bugged so horde variant always plays making it unbearable to listen to>No Zombatar (fuck customization m8)>Weird cosmetic options, from annoying 8 bit Peashooter and Basic to fucking headcrab scientist zombie from HL1 to sunglasses (oh yeah I think Tree of Wisdom cheats also don't exist here)>Xen Garden is a total waste of money and you won't get shit>Can't even access the game without doing specific shit >But you could access the game BEFORE release by replacing the exe because EA forgot basic fucking DRM>Most of the active PvZ1 dev team have shat on it>Only exists to cash in on recent PvZ3 boost before the game dies down again (PvZ3 is just PvZ Fusion, a fan mod, copied beat by beat but way worse)
>>724015568I had this specific cracked version of the original my mom installed when I was a kid, it had a GameHouse splash screen before the PopCap one for some reason despite having nothing to do with the development of the game. I only managed to find it again a couple of years ago as a reupload in a shady old site and I'm pretty sure that one's dead now too. I'm probably the only guy with this thing which is fine because I'm probably the only guy who gives a shit about it too
>>724011859there needs to be removable dead space(TM) on every side of the screen so it can accommodate 20 different phone and tablet aspect ratios
>>724015246The issue isn't the fucking little stories, I don't give a crap about themThe issue is that Reflourished has spent more time making them than making shit like Caliginous Carnival Pt 2Also they have way too much plot and are too interlinked, were they silly oneoffs I'd be fine but shit like the Camo dude (who comes from a fanfic btw) slowly replacing Zomboss is a big nono imoAlso the rest of the PvZ2 mods seem either very specific, very complex or subpar. Maybe I haven't played enough but none are really on the level that Altverz and Reflourished are
you guys didn't download it off internet archive like a week ago?
>>724015570>>724015735Grim. Still can’t believe after all this time I never got a Plants Vs Zombies 2 which builds off the formula of the first game and just has more plants and maps and zombies and maybe a new mechanic like fusion. How did we never get that? Still mad.
>>724015735>and insane earrape noisesI genuinely don't know what they were thinking, I was scared shitless the first time I heard the dead plant riff because it was extremely loud and I wasn't expecting it at all, it sounds like a distorted horse>"Cloudy Day", a minigame concept which has been expanded to a whole minicampaign for no fucking reasonI'll be honest, I actually did like this one, would've liked a Cloudy day survival>ONE SINGLE EASTER EGG LEVEL from Great Wall Edition which doesn't even have unique zombies or music and is just a roof level (literally copied wave by wave, just reskinned)You forgot to mention it didn't even display all the correct zombies at first because All stars are supposed to show up but in my case and many others' it just didn't happen, and I did it after completing adventure too.>(oh yeah I think Tree of Wisdom cheats also don't exist here)Mobile quirk, further evidence it's ported from there>fucking headcrab scientist zombie from HL1Random ass addition but there's nothing fundamentally wrong with it
>>723990953You forgot the worst part, the fucking level pacingIn ANY PvZ3 variant, be it the 3D one, the old 2D one or the Fusion clone, the levels last a single minute and are just insane zombie spam the deeper you are into the game with zero time to prepareIt's made for you to spend your money on powerups, sucks ass
>>723991435The third one is generally awful, but the style of the plants leaves me conflicted. I hate it for PvZ, but it looks like it would go well with a different setting. It looks like 3 different people did the kid (why is there a kid?), the plants, an the rest of the scene, since the art styles are all over the place.
I feel like playing devil's advocate for once.As underwhelming as the music and atmosphere are for the Zomboss fights in PvZ2, especially when compared to the original in PvZ1, they're mechanically more engaging.He summons Zombies far more often, instead of fucking off entirely he just moves to a different lane his lane clearing attack is faster and affects two lanes and can only be stopped by using the main gimmick of the game and his unavoidable attacks are a lot fairer than they are in PvZ1.Other shit that I can't confidently say is objectively good would be Zomboss himself being voiced and the size of the mech not making me wonder how he doesn't destroy the house entirely just by standing on top of it.
>>723995046>>723995629Did this actually happen? I doubt Zamboni would sue over this, since it's basically free advertisement for them.
>>724016530Altverz is somewhat this though I kinda want a PvZ2 with zero gem bullshit where you have to farm and instead more rescue missions which don't require end-game plants meaning you can acquire decent ones without being heavily restricted by the gameHonestly I get PvZ1 is kinda easy but PvZ2 and especially its mods go the opposite way and make it insanely hard at points just to appeal to the three obsessed players who play 2C Memory Lane for a livingMaybe something like Bloons should happen where it appeals to casualfags and competitivefags
>>724016853>his unavoidable attacks are a lot fairer than they are in PvZ1Bullshit, PvZ2 Zomboss is WAY more RNG than PvZ1 ZombossThe reason PvZ1 Zomboss is better is because you will almost always die to your skill. You have enough plants to deal with his specific attacks and can practically always cover every lane wellCompare this to PvZ2 Zomboss where even in Egypt he can just spam three Gargs in a single lane with the game giving you Wallnuts and Potato Mines over and overThis ends up making PvZ2 Zomboss very reliant on plant food spam which is so much less entertaining. Just "hope you get good RNG and a lot of plant food and try to spam as much as possible at the Zombot when there aren't seven Bucketheads and four Gargs you have to deal in in three lanes at the same time!"
>>724014816You're insane
>>723995937>>724012465She's such a gem. I remember geeking out back when she made that one minecraft song.
>>724014905A "remake" that was made in 6 months with AI, bugs, and fake concept art thrown in as a bonus
>>723983734>https://pvzge.com/en/Holy shit thaks fren, Ive been wanting to play pvz2 on pc.
>>724016487That's illegal. Please respect the work of the creators
>>723978650oh cool they brought back the origina->AI slop>games broken>fake concept artthink I'll stick with the original thanks.
>>724016694This tooEven in the latest one, after 10 seconds you already have a ton of zombies and plants on the field. They don't understand the satisfaction of a slow build up
While I won't be getting this, I'm curious if they at least fixed windowed mode? Because I've been playing it again recently, and I usually play windowed, but PvZ only has 800x600, with no option to change it without doing a shit ton of fuckery, and fullscreen on a 4K monitor stretches every pixel
>>723983734Cheers bro
>>724017394She's something, that's for sure.
>>724016853I think Zomboss was pretty fair in the first gameHe gives easy to read choreographies for when he does the iceball or fireball, he never really hits you with any unfair "OH SHIT!" Stuff But I also enjoy the fights in PvZ2 as well.
>>724017394She's still into PvZ and even does animations for it on her YouTube channelYou can tell she was pissed they messed up the remake, I'd be too
>>724000571Crazy Dave is just too based for this fake and gay world
>>724016487https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3BeomI9TVo>only things fixed for release day were easy to patch bullshit that barely required any fixing at all reallyWhy would I waste my time with an inferior version of a game that already exists in my Steam library?
>>724017670Glad to see I wasn't the only retard who called Wallnut "Potato" for the longest time
>>723983734I opened the thread just to see if there was something like this.
>>724017339When I say unavoidable attacks, I mean the ones you literally can't do anything about, those being him chucking an RV in PvZ1, which has no warning and can take out a maximum of 12 plants, instantly, and him firing missiles in PvZ2, which is properly telegraphed and each missile only takes out one plant each, the most punishing the missiles get is creating gravestones in Ancient Egypt's case.I'm replaying PvZ2 right now, I wouldn't make this argument if I hadn't played it in a while.
My Nintendo account expired six months ago. Do I need to renew it to download this game frens?
>>723983734>install original with widescreen patch>download Fusion>now learn about this tooPlantbros eating good
>try to play the mobile game>every time entering or exiting a stage is interrupted by minute long ads>no longer have 5 lawnmowers, have to watch ads to get more>have to watch ads for rakes or explosive nutsI completed the first world before I had to stop. I just want to play the fucking game.
>>724018182The RV attack honestly I don't recall bothering me much because the conveyor speed is just right and allows you to quickly rebuild the openingMissiles are nothing (except in Egypt where they suck ass). The issue is Zomboss spawning so many fucking zombies, the conveyor being useless and the fights often boiling down to "kill the plant food zombies and use those as your main attacker" rather than a more strategic final battle like the Zombot isHonestly like I said before the fucking issue is PvZ2 was designed to be hard purely to milk money out of people and appear to the hardcorefags rather than casual fans of the franchise or people who just want to have fun. By Egypt 8 you're already getting three Gargantuars, the toughest standard enemy in PvZ1 who appears like once in his first appearance in the roof levels (5-8, literally the second to last level)PvZ2 should have been far more relaxed but we got what we got and apparently that's what the fans want. No wonder we got to PvZ3
>>724018501GotY edition is still on Steam and it costs much less than Replanted does.
>>723991435Soule
>>724018669Why give money to EA? You can just pirate the thing, it's not like it has steam cheevos or anything exclusive that justifies getting it there
>>724017905T-To support the devs
>>724018321Don't waste money on this just buy the GOTY edition on Steam. A literal potato can run it>But I don't have a PCThen download the mobile version and input this into your DNS in settings to remove ALL ads in every single mobile game you will ever download I recommend EVERYONE in this thread do this for any mobile shit they're interested in>But I'm on iOSLol
>>724018501Would've linked you before I posted but here >>724019407
>>723983734this version is unbalanced and a piece of shit. play Reflourished or Altverz instead since they both are balanced and even add more content.
>>724019179The ones that don't have anything to do with this release?Or do you mean the Jeets from Canuckleland?
>>724018663>appear to the hardcorefags rather than casual fansI'm not denying that, I just don't see how that's an inherently problematic direction to take a direct sequel in, that's the whole point of it being a numbered sequel, you're expected to play and finish the first game before even starting the second one.At most, I'd say PvZ2 basing itself around time travel and plant food is thematically jumping the shark compared to PvZ3 only doing crosspollination and more of the neighbourhood.
>>724019678Listen they had to make this in 6 months with AI it's VERY difficult to do so
>>724019176>it's not like it has steam cheevosIt does.
>>723988620pics of her in a dress?
>>723978650>No George FanNo buy.
>>724019823>that's the whole point of it being a numbered sequel, you're expected to play and finish the first game It's a casual free game on a completely different platform aimed at a likely completely different audience.So you should play the previous Bloons games to play Bloons 6? You should play all the previous Mario games before playing World, or NSMB? No game sequel works like that because the obvious assumption is there are mostly newcomers and some returning players and you have to start from scratch. Even somewhat "derivative" works like Mario Galaxy 2 don't just put you against the toughest of the big bads just because some players may have played Galaxy 1 firstInstead of having a bunch of bonus content for experienced players and making the campaign function for the average casual player, PvZ2 from the start goes hardcore comaratively speaking. By the end of Egypt I'd argue you're facing Roof-tier levels at points and by Wild West it's way beyond most of PvZ1. And it only gets worse and worse, to the point I'm not surprised most players just give up halfway with how bullshitty Dark Ages can get for instance LET ALONE Big Wave Beach and Modern Day which are NOTORIOUS for being an insane difficulty spike forcing you to use strategies the game never teaches you nor impliesIdk PvZ2 is horribly paced and balanced and practically all mods fall into the same pitfalls it has because they assume things from a very experienced player's PoV and not a normal person's
Ai and India not even once lmao
Did anyone here play this? It has the exact same devs as PvZ except Laura (which to be honest, her style wouldn't really fit the tone of the game).
>>724002738Jews are like Harry Potter fans, they only know how to read the Talmud.
>>724000571This feels like a Ben Garrison edit
>>724019889>it's VERY difficult to do soFor a subcontinental with an IQ below the retard level, I wholly believe it.
>>724020362The ONE choice EA made that was good was removing the weird star map system and ESPECIALLY the old world keys. That was just a surefire way to have some casuals go straight to Modern Day and get stuck there even after they fully beat Egypt because the first 8 levels of MD are harder than the last levels of the first four or five worlds combined.
>>724021484Being Indian really is the ultimate handicap
>>724009492Yeah
So the game we all loved back in 2009 has been butchered and resold to us in the laziest cash grab way possibleAnd people are buying itI hate gamers
>>724017670As a Spaniard, watching Laura reposting Hispanic memes of PvZ was the weirdest shit ever and I still ask myself if she even understands them, not that I'm complaining about Momazos Laura of course
>>724023309but enough about PvZ 2
>>724023612Nice try but Reflourished and Gardenless are free and always available:)And besides, nobody likes Vanilla Pay2Win vs Zombies 2
>>723988547Did you draw this? nice anon
Zombie women love human men, it's true. Zombois lost
>>724017793She's apparently fucking some ex Minecraft animation YouTuber. That's probably him making those for her.
>>724025653Incel Zombie fingers typed this
>>724025714>Tfw when no brains
>>723988924Indians are cheaper
>>724025969I'm so glad that Indians disprove the monkeys on type writers theory.
Sunflower!
I'm going to puke.
so how is pvz fusion? it looks like my brand of unhinged
>>724028228>pvz fusionit's actually kinda fun, once you fully understand how the plants interact you are unstoppabledownload link without having to join a discordhttps://github.com/Teyliu/PVZF-Translation
>>724030164thanks
>>723978650>Bought it on the switch 2>Wanted to play it on my switch lite on the way to my job>I cant, i have to buy the separate switch 1 versionFor fuck sake, is the same shit just in 4k and with mouse controllers, you greedy bastards!
>>724028037Yuck
>>724028037after days at looking at this game i finally realized why it looks so off. the shadows are way less darker than on the original
>>724020559Yes! I bought it a few months ago, it's fun, nothing out of the ordinary, but it scratched that arcade game itch I get when thinking of lost flash games, I was afraid it would become boring but the switching of enemies and the upgrade system makes it so that you don't get bored, and if you want to you can just skip the older levels
>>724017401>fake concept art thrown in as a bonusnow i'm curious, how did they fake concept art? AI gen it?
>>724033124>thread dies as soon as i post a single timealright
>>724033124>>724035067we all hate you
>>724035067The game is soulless corpo trash. Just let the thread die.
>>724033124>how did they fake concept artThe original artist had nothing to do with it. It's art made to look like concept sketches and preproduction art that never existed.
>>724033124Took a while to find this since the only person who has it posted is a homo- nevermind another anon already posted the imageBut basically this >>724035735 specific concept art is part of the concept gallery, as a sort of "stuff that was in the concept phase of PvZ 1" since it includes a lot of stuff that we've already had access to for nearly 20 years.The problem? No one that worked on the original made this, this dancer zombie in particular was a last-minute redo over the Micheal Jackson zombie after the request to change his appearance.
>>724035735>This is NOT George Fans concepts or mine.,..All fake.From Rich Werner on twatterhttps://x.com/rich_werner/status/1979078817835778304
>>724035735That's really one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen a video game do. >Werner called them out immediatelyMight even be worse than Concord. This is fucking embarrassing.
>>724035735>>724035793>>724035830what the fuck? why the shit would they do that?
>>724004123lol lmao
>>724035956Jews are clever, but not actually smart. Sometimes they get uppity and try to pull off shit like this, forgetting the goyim can think for themselves and are not just cattle as they think.
>>724035956This whole remake is full of "why did they do that", I couldn't tell you why.I can at least say that Popcap must be hurting for cash if they released this shit while PvZ 3 is still in development hell. At least this iteration of 3 looks to be the final version.
>>723981261Why play this when I could be playing PvZ Fusion? If anything, I was excited to see if PvZ fusion could incorporate the improved graphics and QoL shit, but EA shat the bed even with that.
>>724035956I bet someone, likely a jeet project lead or similar, thought that doing this would be cute and honor the original game by making it look more authentic. Same vibes as jeet coders trying to get credit because they touched a github with active development. They spell check something and want it on their linkedin.
>>724035793>this dancer zombie in particular was a last-minute redo over the Micheal Jackson zombie after the request to change his appearance.they didn't even use the right tall-nut design either, they used the modern angular & grumpy one instead of the original's rounded and angry design
>>723989973PvZ fusion is not a mod. It's a rewrite of the game in the Unity Engine. Rewrite=freedom to do whatever the fuck they want with the game. And they prove it with all the shit and content they added and keep adding at lightspeed.
>>724010650it's not random, it's a photo of a kid in front of the world trade center. it's commentary on 9/11 changing the world. for some reason a retard cropped it so only one of the towers is visible.
>>723983734I actually liked doing the daily pvp element. it was fun joining a lobby and going for high scores.they put the whole thing behind a paywall though where you had to pay per play, they give you one free daily play but beyond that you have to pay.on the bluestacks emulator you could edit your save file and give yourself infinite premium gems to buy everything and play pvp as much as you want, so I was able to enjoy the content while ignoring the mega jew monetization.
>>723989973PvZ2 Gardenless is also a rewrite of PvZ2 in cocos engine, that's why it works natively on PC and Web. Reflourished is just a mod of PvZ2 that rebalances and removes all the shit from the vanilla game. PvZ3 evolved introduced PvZ fusion mechanic. It looks promising but I don't trust in EA.
>>724035735isn't that obvious? it even has the new disco zombie instead of michael jackson zombie
>>724028037Those bushes are so bad
>>724033124They made "concept art" of Disco ZombieProblem is, Disco Zombie had no concept art. The original artist posted how after the MJ Estate contacted them in 2009 he literally whipped up Disco Zombie in an afternoon and they put it in the game right there.Genuinely stupid of Popcap to try and lie about too
>>724037034i thought /v/ liked bushes
>>724015972Gamehouse was its publisher for a while when it first launched
>>723978650Been playing on Switch 2, somehow the mouse controllers feels worse than regular controller, also there are a lot of random audio bugs, and somehow, when you scroll down the achievements to see the china easter eggs it lags all the way down, holy shit
>>724037134I'm a cunnysiour sir
>>724037134Only if they come attached to a girl
>>724037248based
>>724028037>Those ugly bushesMobile chads WIN AGAIN>b-b-but my adsAll blocked thanks to DNS ad block ;).
>>724037248PvC?
>>724037581That's just called Prison sir
>>724037581Penis vs Cunny?
The more I hear about it the worse it soundsWhat the fuck did they do?
>>724037926Predator vs Catcher
>>724037465Where are your other lawnmowers?
>>724037241It's so badHow could they have fucked this up so badWill they at least patch this shit or will they leave it completely broken?
>>724038125...okay yeah I forgot about why the mobile version sucks now So last year EA updated the game to where you only get 3 Lawnmowers and have to PAY MICRO TRANSACTIONS or WATCH ADS to get the other 2 mowers back in there Literally an insane fucking company
>>724038231that foot's from the yeti zombie, is this guy stupid?
>>724038384>Is the guy who made the characters stupid?Gee anon I don't know
>>724038384
>>723978650Kill yourself marketer.
>>724038615Don't worry, everyone hates it. Even normalniggers are shitting on it.
>>724038615Rude
is there any reason to play this over the original besides higher resolution/grafix
How is cloudy day and rip mode?Are they any good?
>>724038615Hello saars
>>724035735>disco zombie concept artlegitimately how do you fuck this up
>>723991435>>723992532it is honestly fucking crazy how quickly such a simple appealing fun series took a nosedive with only garbage sequels since
>>724041872pop cap went on to make garden warfare 1 and 2 over the next 8 years which were competent so I always wondered what happened.
>>723983734>chinese government backed version>a billion replies praising itI'm noticing
>>723978650Sex with Pea Shooter.
>>724017534I can imagine their test group found the early versions too slow and they felt the game needed to be ADHD fuel
>>724042798Sex with Patrice
i literally had black screens and had to exit and go back in to the game i already refunded it
>>724041540No not really. You can emulate the console versions if you want the near-perfect experience (PS3/X360 to be specific), or play the huge magnitude of modded versions floating around.There's GOTY edition but it probably needs some wide screen mods, which I'm not finding at the moment.
>>723978650>Already floppingHow does EA keep pushing out turds like this?
We didn't listen...
>pvz 3 has no shovel oh its so fucking over
>>724031505You actually get the Switch 1 version if you get the SW2 one on the Eshop.>>724037241This game instantly swaps back to controller inputs if the joycon (in mice mode) is 1 millimeter away from the hard surface, something that didn't happen in other Switch 2 games I've played like Cyberpunk or Kunitsugami.
>>724044278haven't seen much of the new pvz3 yet, but are people sure it doesn't have a shovel, or could it just be like pvz1 where it's just an upgrade you have to unlock first?
>>723981967Meh, I'll use it as an excuse to do a playthrough of the original I guess. I'm not buying a game I already have though.
>>724044373the review i saw he said he completed all 200 levels and still no shovel, theres also a battlepass lmao
>>724044551ah.i see.
>Dynamic Audio is something we're excited to introduce in an upcoming patch>Upcoming patchTerrible>>724044373>>724044278Can confirm there is no shovel in PvZ3's latest iteration for some reason. It messed me up in an earlier level because an imp was thrown all the way to where I had two sunflowers and I instinctively tried to shovel the first one to replace it with a spike but nope
>>724044669>this many bugs in a remaster of a flashgamei just want everyone in the industry to burn at this point
>>724035956What else do they have to market this piece of shit version? Remember that it literally adds nothing new besides permadeath, a minigame extended into a minicampaign which becomes boring three levels in, and the limbo page without the one minigame people actually cared about. EA wanted to avoid spending on programmers as much as possible so faking concept art was a far cheaper way of getting idiots to preorder
>>723993356terra cotta
>>724044669That is bizarre. It should be so easy to do.
Damn brat
>>724046059>>724043215>>724037248What in the fuck is this and why is my nigga Dave being done dirty like this
>>724014326>Gardendless is good except it isn't open source and its made on some shitty chinese web programming software equivalent to ScratchIt doesn't launch on Enterprise/LTSC versions of Windows 10, and I'm assuming>>724014590>It's built on the fucking Windows Phone port believe it or nothas something to do with it. In all honestly, I tried it in a VM with a full-fat 10 installation, and while it's not the microtransaction-fest it used to be, like this anon said>>724019665it's super unbalanced, and the issue tracker is a lot of people pointing this out
>>724046420PvZ3 and the cutie is Crazy Dave's niece
>>724046950>PvZ3Huh....?I haven't even touched 2. >Crazy Dave's niece>Calls him Dave instead of Uncle and yells at him/hits himLittle bitch.
>>724047076>I haven't even touched 2If you ever do, play Gardenless so you don't deal with the micro transactions or ads
>>724047146NTA, picked up Gardendless yesterday. Weird to think that PvZ ended up a microtransaction hell game, but that's business I guess!
>Don't lose more than 3 plants.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-ay_GaFak
>>723978650No new game in the last 5 years and this is what they shit out
PLAY PLANTS VS ZOMBIES FUSIONNOW
>>724047575Hot take; I don't like the fusion designs
>>724047261>Weird to thinkNot really, Popcap got a little too full of themselves after Peggle and PvZ, and the EA buyout + MS-exclusive deals probably injected a lot of HR deadweight into a company that probably didn't need more than 50, remember how many useless retards the humble Telltale had employed before going bust?Peggle was probably the biggest victim artstyle-wise during the transition
>>724047653there are a few good ones that look like they'd fit in with the original game, but yeah, most are designed like childish yt brainrot thumbnailbait
>>723978650I got a stupid feeling either Chris or Dave made this thread
Yikes
>>724047981literally & who?
>>724048068Why does everything have to become soulless
>>724048104One day we'll go back....
>>724037248wife
>>724048220I just want Boss Hunt back...
>>724047146NTA, but I tried Gardenless yesterday and I think I'd rather keep playing Refourished on my phone. The UI is very clearly not made for PC, and it visually bothers me.
>>724047664Sounds like the usual story then. Honestly last time I played PvZ was along Insaniquarium, I don't remember if PopCap even had anything else out at the time but I just completely forgot about the games soon after until recently. Where is my Insaniquarium franchise, huh?
>>724048826considering the state of pvz and what happened with peggle 2, you don't want an insaniquarium franchise
>>724047664THE HANS GRUBER THEME SONG!
So those PvZ threads a few months back out of nowhere really were marketers.
>>724049231the only pvz thread we've been getting are from fanmade games and mods, why would marketers be shilling stuff that's better than theirs?
>>724048068surprised bfn has this many players and yet the lobbies get filled with mostly bots
>>723981967I really wish i was excited anon, i really do, but they ruined their chance at making the best version possible to play the og game
Underrated pvz waifu
for me, it's Buttercup.
>>724048762You can change the UI in the options do that it resembles the one of the original
>>724047664RIP Popcap. They peaked right here.
>>724050674Good shot!
>>723978650>A. I. shit of a port of a fucking windows phone version.
>>724037248I could draw her, give me ideas.
>>724044307>You actually get the Switch 1 version if you get the SW2 one on the EshopNop, it ask me to buy it again
>>724042859> they felt the game needed to be ADHD fuelYou can do that AND have the levels last longer than a minute though, that's the problemA more active pvz sequel where players are forced out their comfort zone of 1 row of sun producers behind attackers by a horde that is genuinely threatening would be great, but if you can clear the entire level with a few instant kills by stalling for a minute until everything's on the field you don't get either of what people want
>>724051502Hiding her nakedness with a Wallnut
>>724001024Anon, you forgot>Rebirth
>>724042696George Fan is a chinese guy who learned chinese to cooperate with Tencent to buy PvZ IP from the towelheads and Jared Kushner who own EA.
>still no Garden Warfare 3It's like they're allergic to money.
>>724053643>Rebirth
>>724050342what if she releases poisonous spores anon
>>723978650popcap just makes me hate poojeets even more. In china they atleast respect this franchise
>>723991435planting on rocks always seemed retarded to me, pvz2 is genuinely repulsive
>>723991435everything today has to have the same baby artstyle
>>724047076They're from the comics iircAnd nobody reads them so who cares.
>>723995928Holy fucking sex
>>723978650semen demon
Pvz 2 is still the most played and popular pvz gameSo its objectively better no matter how much pvz 1 chuds keep insisting its an "unbalanced cashgrab" when its not its actually way better then pvz 1Pvz 1 sucks in its game core boring and repetitive that a 3 year old can finishLiteral toddler game just like /v/
>>724057372
>actual necrophiliacs ITTBruh moment
>>724043676I just hope one of the reviews is a link to the GotY version. I'd do it myself, but I refuse to buy this cashgrab.
>>724057454The PvZ2 you defend is a literal fan-made thing, it doesn't count.
>>724057524>the GotY versionYou mean the one with the censored MJ zombie?
>Pvz 1 slow and dumb down only autistic retards would enjoy>Pvz 2 has good pacing, good gameplay, lots of varitey of plants, and levelingPvz 1 fans really were acting like kikes when pvz 2 mogs their zigger game
>>724057519They're up and walking so clearly it's not necrophilia
>haven't played pvz since the first onewhat versions do i play for 1 and 2?
>>724014590I believe PvZ is the most cursed franchise ever.>first game is an undeniable masterpiece, revitilized the tower defence genre, introduced to the mainstream without casualizing, god tier music, authentic aesthetics, infinitly replayable>sequels are mobileshit skinner box only>a shooter spinoff>third sequel is so bad they had to remove from the store to rework it>replanted being their chance of redeeming themselves is just a cashgrab with AI shit and two new halfassed modesI long for PvZ to get the "Stardew Valley revival". A inspired sequel made by some fan that blows out of the water the original IP to the point of replacing it on the zeitgeist
>>724057532>fan madeOh you poor sweet child
>>724057586You can still buy it on Steam. Besides there has to be mods that bring back the MJ zombie, right?
>>724057678if you defend the original cashgrab version then you have legit brain damage
>>724057676>I believe PvZ is the most cursed franchise ever.That would be Skullgirls, cursed from day one.PvZ was a giant that had no problems when it was created, only after the sequels that things went bad.
>>724057716Pvz 1 is an overrated piece of shit sorry but that's the truthYou are the fallout new Vegas fans of this upAnyways pvz 2 is objectively better no contest
>>7239914353 looks exactly like a shitty browser game you'd find on some neopets wannabe flash game website in the mid 00's, down to the ugly player avatar just standing there for no fucking reason. I hate looking at it.
OK BUT CAN WE ALL AGREE THIS IS THE BEST PVZ GAME? I honestly prefer the shooters over the tower defense games their niche for a reason.And the shooter games invented hero based shooters not overwatch lol
>>724057814ok brown
>>723993860no words--
>>724057907this! The shooters were better in every way We Garden warfare 3 NO MORE TOWER SLOP GAMES
>>724057925Just proving my point of being the fallout new Vegas fans of tho franchise go ape shit when someone says the game after is better then before.
>>724057907Would have been better if they stripped the grind for skins out.
>>723997540pvz2 has eclise mod but its really autistic i didnt enjoy it
>>724058037>brings some retarded fallout comparisonYup, brown skin
Here's the redpill no one cares about pvz unless its the shootersTruth nuke dropped
>>724058136>skinsYou mean varients which has a gameplay change?Their supposed to be bit grindy but its not bad and you gets tons of coins and varient packs when you buy the game
>>724057714Now that you mention it, here's a link to the original release iso for anyone in the thread who wants it. I don't remember where I got it from and looking through all the shit on Internet archive is a pain in the ass. If the autorun doesn't work for whatever reason just go into the iso files, open the "installers" folder and install PvZ directly through "PlantsvsZombiesSetup.exe"https://www.mediafire.com/file/ijfhl2ifj5lj2z4/PVSZPC.ISO/file
>>724058164Calling me brown makes me think your the brown here feel insecure of what you look like hmmm?
>>724057907GW1 had better maps though. Everything in 2 was just purple (yeah i know the zombies won in 2) I miss the comfy maps like Main Street and Driftwood Shores
>>724058349>SAAAR DO NO CALL ME BROWN SAAAARKek what a brown retard
>>724058265>they're supposed to be a bit grindyYeah so you cave in and buy them using premium currency. This is post EA buyout, of course it added grind in the hopes it could milk you.
why would you buy a remaster of a $1 pc game from 2009 that still works
>>724057907>plants vs zombies invented hero based shooters not overwatchIs this actually I know garden warfare came out before overwatch but I think garden warfare is more akin to tf2 then ow
>>724057532hello saar
>>724058450meant for >>724057454
>>724058489yeah sorry, that guy is a literal poojeet popcap hire
>>724058353Maps are maps though garden warfare 2 had that map of a time travel theme park going into different time periods like in pvz 2 which is better then any map in garden warfare imo>>724058412The preimun currency of gw2 is not as bad as pvz 2 you can get coins really fast and all the gameplay stuff isn't in a second currency or some shit
>>724058542anyone retarded enough to defend pvz2 is
There is really little to no point of using bonk choy when you have shit like the spikeweed
>shartjeets used ai to upscale everything poorly worse>fake extraslmao
>>724058419>>724058450>>724058489>>724058572Smaefagging very brown behavior guess that's all pvz 1 faggots brown and deliousnal pvz 2 gods win once again
>>724058691SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE PVZ1 SAAR
Will you tower defense faggots stfu?Shooters BTFO your gay genre games
>>724058549timepark is badly balanced in favour of the plants. The best map in the franchise is probably main street
>>724058863idc if timepark is balanced or not its the best and most unique map probably in shooters gaming I really wish they will keep in gw3>main streetI like it but the final is ass I don't want to play csgo at home
imagine seeing this everytime you look out of your window
Was zombopolis map final Kino?Really love the love letter to the zombot from pvz 1
>port is complete dogshit but people still bought it anywayand this is why these companies will keep doing this. They had all the power to hire the original devs again to make a great product but they chose not to because they know full well that everyone will still buy it anyway if they rush out a cheap outsourced barely functioning product.
>>724059294Its good but like the other said garden warfare 1 maps were better for gameplay and balance
>>724059023It's the best looking map in gw2 for sure but for me it's a meh. The idea is great but it could've been executed much better. The map is just so goddamn linear, but all gw2 maps are
>>724059294Good map I'd say. Much better looking than zomburbia and does the zombie theme better
>>724059294Zombopolis had a great design but also had some flaws, a couple of the teleporter spawns for the plants kindof sucked honestly.
>>724059337*smooch*Wife in genre thread
>>724055129The dev team that made the shooters is dead, even if they made a new one it wouldn't be the same, not even BfN was the same.All I want are additions made to GW2 in its current state, which isn't a big ask considering all I want is shit that was already in it and GW1.>all the old maps back, and make it so playing on them doesn't restrict you to the GW1 characters>all the GW1 cosmetics back>update the Town Hall so we get shit like Soil Survivors instead of Legends of the BrawlI don't even want new content, they'd fuck it up, I'd be happy with just this.
>>724059337(you) will buy ze cheap AI third world labourer slop and (you) will like it
>>724059369I just feel like gw2 maps were more original in desgin and theme some of the maps look a dystopia feel vibe which I really fuck with
>>724059675you can't even get certain cosmetics anymore like the pvz hero cosmetics or torchwood skins before they changed rux for no reason. They really just took a massive shit on this game and left
Literal unplayable map thanks to energy warp blitzing but it's even worse in GW2>first teleporter door is in front of wall instead of behind it like before, so Chompers and pogo peas can just camp and use it to bait zombies>no zombot drones so the engineers can't use cone strikes to flank the bases>cacti can easily destroy teleporters with drones if nobody protects it>glitchy zombot turrets on plant base>electropea spam, petrified cactus spam, ect ectThis map is the worst if you're a zombie. I leave the match everytime I get it on Turf.
>>724059468>>724059530I see I agree with your takes on it honestly feel like we never see the zombie side of things in this franchise so that's why I dig this map we always see the happy lala side of the plants
>>724060007zomboss estate did the zombie theme the best imo. It has the the perfect grim graveyard theme + a bit of sci-fi tech . It's kino, tho gamplay wise, it's hell
Also thoughts on the last map added in gw2 frontline flats?I'd say its pretty good for the most part
>>723987653>PVZ3This is how I learn theres a third. Is it P2W garbage?
>>723978650this is how they made the end credits btw. You can't get more jewish than this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy7AYBwe5fs
>>724060491Isn't it just a webm in the game files? They're so useless they can't even make it in-engine like the original
>>724057513sexo
>>724060335Hmmm looking at the gameplay here of this vid here https://youtu.be/PSfcBqE9TDY?si=xIFPgUaCyck5zDeXI can see whst you mean tho it feels a little generic?Idk I like the purple stuff and futuristic but rustic trashy structures of the zombie maps
>>724060491>>724060551Costs too much time and effort. The game was made with AI and some indian in a shed
>>724060268zombie side is just purple shit again and plant side looks good. Good part is that you crash the whole lobby on this map
>>724001590Plants?
>>724061201he made them yeah
>>724061242Then who was Bloom & Doom seeds co.?
>>724001751This is unironically the worst port. There used to be a PVZ 1 on the app store that costed 7.99, now that was a good port.
So does the "neighbor" actually exist in the game or is Crazy Dave just imagining things?
>>724061948(You) are the neighbor. It's your house.
>>724053036There you gohttps://litter.catbox.moe/ud18ya5jwmvkfmmb.png
>>724062089Based. Many thanks many thanks :)
>>724062089why is it always litter with you peopleI don't even know where the "expire in 15 minutes" button is
>>724017670>Moon runes
>>723981261I still have my pirated copy from 16 years ago even though I own it on the EA launcher.
this is actually the most underrated waifu
>>724043892we never listen to the Tree of Wisdom
>>724062295Catbox it's down, that link is up for 3 days.
>>724019665is there a version for PC? im not downloading a fucking emulator of phones.
>>723978650even if this remastered was peak PVZ perfection I still wouldn't give EA a single cent lel
>>724063150>is there a version for PCno
>>724062089SEXOOO
>>723978650okay this might save replanted
>>724061806they sold the plants he genetically engineered it's a partnership
>>724046482>It doesn't launch on Enterprise/LTSC versions of Windows 10?
>>724063586Hnnngh fuckk
>>724063586lmao
>>724063586I fucking hate gay people
Ok so we hate BFN or battle for neighborvile but what do we like about it? For one I think the main campaign was the best out of the shooters and maybe even in the franchise since there was a plot even if it was goofy
>>724063753I actually liked 80s Action and Electric Slide. The maps weren't bad either and the "No variants" argument is kindof a dumb reason to hate the gameplay, this game was obviously trying something "new" but failed doing so.
>>724063753this >>724050342 >>724056723
>>723993860I can't take this pic serious. Not when pic related exists
>>724063721well you're gay
>>724063586top fucking zozzle
>>724063586amazing
>>724063586idgi
>>724063586someone needs to make this as a mod
>>724048862Insaniquarium is aryan albeit. It deserved a mobile port at least.
>>724063753I fucking love acorn and oak. They are genuinely some of the most fun characters to play. Especially when you figure out you can sap trap jump with oak. I honestly didn't think BFN was that bad. I had alot of fun with it and thought it was great. Bummed it died so quick though.
>>724048862What happened to Peggle 2 aside from one cringe E3 moment?
>>724048068honestly, GW1 was moderately-good. GW2 was zoomerslop, yet (or hence) all the heckin poggers jewtubers/niggertoks praise GW2 as some sort of hidden gem.
>>724058349no punctuation therefore you're a nigger.
>>724065370Gw1 had immense soul. Gw2 might have worse maps and artstyle, but it was still good
>>724065910 gw1 has the same vibe as pvz1, that cartoony yet not so colorful feel
>>724060491they couldn't even hire Laura Shigihara to do a new cover?zero sovl.
>>724065984It's still crazy to me how they were this close to perfection. An EA shooter based on a 2d tower defense game is destined to be shit, yet it wasn't. There was actual soul. Even in those promo characters there was somehow soul in it.
>>724065910the gameplay felt far too overwatch. The new characters looked dumb and had stupid gimmicks too. Brought the feel of the game down. Plenty of deaths felt like they were to stupid gimmicks rather than due to being outplayed.>>724066470If it wasn't down to (((EA))) pushing for microtransactions in the game, it would have been the perfect fps for children. I wish they ported this ARYAN GEM to pc instead of its sequel.
>>724057650>>724057650please respond
>>724063586fucking keksource?
>>724063586>and here's our son's yard, he is quite the green thumb
>>724066470characters don't even speak yet tons of charm is there
goty or console (ps3/360)
>>724066878meant for >>724066656
>>724066689onlineworms
>>724063586
>$20 for a remaster of an iPhone game
>>724066943For 1 either GOTY or a modded instance (which is based on the original release rather than GOTY like the widescreen one). If you want more after that, play FusionFor 2 use mods as well, wouldn't know which to recommend exactly but Eclise and Reflourished are beginner-friendly and faithful to vanilla for the most part
>>724067890meant for >>724066656
>>724062089Based anon
>>724060491It would take like a single day to remake it too that's the sad part
>>724062089Kinoooo
