https://youtu.be/pjLGLgIMgrw?si=bYNvZV-DVKqN6Nz1Looks like they're introducing a Sister of Battle.
The first Boltgun was popular largely because of Caedo's dialog. Choosing the right voice actress is going to be crucial.
>boomer shooterhard pass
>>724020212>Playing as a Sister of BattleThat's a hard nope from me.
Sisters of Battle > Tau Bitches.
>>724021419>they fuck brunt victims
>>724021532There will probably be a hero choice.
>>724021419Canonically Sisters of Battle fuck Grey Knights. They're the only type of Space Marines that has ever made a Sister of Battle horny.
>>724020865>alana pearce currently dating the mc voice actorgrim
>>724020865I know just the woman who has a lot of experience playing action heroes
>>724020212>we added girls
>modern Sisters
>>724021532I love the battle nuns. I'd play this if they hadn't pegged the entire canon with female Custodes.
>>724026348It's funny, because that Female Custodes is a bitch in her debut episode.
>>724020212Mite B Gud.
>couldn't introduce her without making the male mc look incompetentWhy are they like this?
>>724020212Unexpected but I like itHopefully the melee combat is improved.Kinda disappointed we're fighting Black Legion again and not another legion.Hope they add a lot of new enemies
>>724026348I honestly don't even care there's a female custodes now; the ones that are actually allowed to are fucking with that shit all the time. To think they finally came up with a (probably corrupted) way to make women monstrously huge and powerful too isn't that crazy after so long.No what bugs me about it is they just had to retcon it into the female custodes has ALWAYS existed, and was one of the bestestest evar and you just never heard of her because you're not cool enough. Fuck the last several decades of lore!
>>724028154Man, this one planet has had to deal with so much crap. Orks, Thousand Sons, Black Legion, and Daemons from 3 out of 4 Chaos Gods.I hope the Dark Eldar show up next.
>nu-gw shovelwareI sleep
It looks like a mod, and an extremely shitty one. That sword is just hanging there on screen.
Battlesector is also finally getting CSM in December for the 2 other people who play the game
>>724029979not playing until eldar
Sisters of Battle are crazy, I am not interested in them sexually or in any other way. Crazy ass bitches.
>>724020865Just get the bitch who voiced the Cantonese in Dow 1.
Sisters of Battle are crazy, I am interested in them sexually or in any other way. Crazy ass bitches.
>>724031761That's the point. You're normal.
>>724031761Virgin.>>724031952Chad.
I still desire an Eldar game
>>724032193
>>724032193Good thing nobody else does.
>>724026807Caedo killed Great Unclean Ones and Lords of Change in the first game, he's already more competent than 99.999999% of 40k
we need more sisters contentgiven to people who will make them cute daughterwives and not trannies
>>724032193This. We need a character action style Eldar game badly. Get Platinum to do it>>724032465>>724032672>>724032734>muh hoomanity xD I hate le xenos lmao xD btw I'm 12Kys
>>724020212I love muscular, scarred women.
>>724032193And by Eldar you meant Dark Eldar.
>>724032960
>>724032193while I would like an Eldar game, it will inevitably come with a monkey paw, case in point the eldar models finally updating coming with a retarded lore change
>>724032193What's that? You want a game where you play as the aliens? Ok.>releases ork game
Why are battle-scared women so hot?
>>724034064
>>724020212Space King > trannyhammer
>>724034354>w40k for Rick and Morty fans
>>724034354I wonder how mad Bluesky is about that?
>>724034409W40k for 3rd edition chads and kings*
>>724034218Khorne Flakes are not part of a Imperium-approved Breakfast, Sister.
>>724034495Both the tranny faggots and GW are rattled at Space King because not only is it direct competition by two autistic guys that were really into 3rd edition warhammer but it's immune to your typical tranny faggot subversion and corporate kike censorship of funny.
>>724034572The Iconoclast was a Sister that willing went to Khorne
>>724034354>>724034409>>724034501Is Hatemonger a 4channer?
>>724034354Keep telling yourself that, Don.
>>724034679 No it's hatemace, hatemonger is a good boy wanting a castle where nobody can question his statistics.
>>724034623I'm surprised GW hasn't sued or sneakily paid a third party to abuse YT's easily abused DMCA system yet just to troll the creators and disrupt their revenue while YT unfucks it
>>724034668>Joined Khorne just to commit more bloody screaming murder.>Still took the time to braid her hair like that every day.
>>724034848They can't because Space King is a completely original setting. But thanks to Jed and Tom's vast knowledge of 40k autism they can take whatever they like, switch it up a little and add it to their own. GW can keep shoving women and niggers in everything polluting the serirs more and more while Space King offers what everyone really wants at the expense of GW.
>>724034623>GW are rattledAnon, Space King isn't even on their radar.Animations and games legitimately don't matter to GW since they make absurd amounts of money hand of fist just by doing what they've always done. The only thing 40k has ever been second to sales why is D&D, which id a fucking household name.Until Space King gets an entire tabletop game and suddenly overtakes every other wargame on the market, GW will no give a single fuck about it, because GW has seen nothing but rampant success for the past decade just doung what they're doing.
>>724034623>Both the tranny faggots and GW are rattled at Space KingAnon...it's a youtube animation, get a hold of yourself
>>724034925Why crab claws though?
>>724035312Some xeno race on a water planet that worshipped Slaanesh when she was first birthed had crab claws
>>724032193I love the Eldar in concept but I have stopped wanting an Eldar game because GW has so consistently proven that they don't understand what makes the Eldar appealing to their fans. Nothing good would be made, so I would rather that nothing gets made.
>>724035312Crabs are factually the perfect animal.
>>724035312To pinch people with, Slaanesh is a jerk and so all her followers.
>>724035312Carcinization
>>724035312snibbedi snab :D
>>724035478>I love the EldarSaying that is the 40k equivalent of coming out of the closet. Now everyone knows you're a fag.
>>724020212sisters of battle owe me sex
>>724035754
>>724035754Not until you take this Meltagun and destroy that Black Legion Rhino. Do it, Sisters are watching.
I like Necrons.
>>724035754>t. Every Slaaneshi daemon
>>724036095
>>724035754They only fuck Gray Knights, silly guardsman.
>>724020212>modern Sister of Battle instead of a classic one like Caedo's BeakieBad news.
Do Sisters usually go for Power Swords over Chainswords?
>>724036398This was Blanche, yeah?
I hope to god we get the FUN Sisters guns>Zephyram Jetpacks for cool as fuck flight>Chainswords, the BIG fuck-you kind of chainswords that Repentias use>Vehicle section that lets us drive the Exorcist, a tank that's a church organ that fires bombastic missiles>Turn into Saint Celestine as a last resort fuck you miracle bonus and go batshit insane>Or pilot the fun as fuck Gundam Nun battle suit, the Paragon warsuit, for maximum heretic purgeI don't care if playing as a woman is cringe, the Sisters of Battle god the coolest fucking shit ever, even Dawn of war couldn't mess it up (hopefully we get equally hammy lines as dow's dialogue)
>>724036546power swords are just rare, chainswords aren't, it's not really a matter of choice. power swords are reserved for important or high-ranking individualsif it were a choice then 99% of everyone would take a power sword, they are an objectively better weapon in every scenario
>tfw favorite DoW unit was the seraphim squad, especially the Flamewing>nothing of either in anythingThey look so good though, and I love that they float around with their jets
>>724036673So, like how Malum Caedo is a Sternguard Veteran, this Sister must also be high-ranking?Maybe she will get access to all the cool stuff >>724036621 mentioned.
>>724036673I 'unno, Blood Angels and World Eaters make good use of Chainswords more than power weapons.
orkz is best
>>724036847das rite
>>724036830>the blood guys and the other blood guys use the weapons that make a lot of bloodi don't even think khorne would allow you to use a weapon that isn't serrated, no clue how kharne's plasma pistol gets a pass
>>724036979I think that's because plasma makes meaty chunks out of everything.
>>724036979Maybe Khorne is just hoping for the day it explodes?
>>724037019i don't think it does brother, what it doesn't just vaporize it cauterizes, you're shooting suns at peopleit's like saying a flamethrower leaves wet stains, factually not true
>>724036847Yeah but also no, making a game about Orkz is a zog because the thing about Orkz is that they come in big, BIG numbers, so what's a git to do in a game alone?Ork game can only work if its an RTS or a death race game on the Gorkamorka setting, and no making an arcade run n gun game's not an option, i would LOVE Metal Slug but Ork, but we all know shit like this is wishful thinking.
>>724036546>red all over>fur coats and capes>fucked up feetYes, its clearly Blanchitsu anon
>>724020865You are wrong. It was popular because it was a retro styled boomer shooter. You had good mobility and the guns felt good to shoot. His dialogue was cute but no one's experience was cemented by that alone.
>>724035739>Now everyone knows you're a fag.Brother, we're both spending our precious free time on an anime website. Homosexuality is the least of either of our concerns.>>724036095I still think I prefer oldcrons, but I've gotten used enough to the ""new"" ones that I can appreciate their cool looks again.
>>724037129Hmm true. I think Kharn is just Khorne's special little man, shithead burned down everyone for not fighting when there was a massive blizzard.Kharn should've had a flamer.
>>724036830Those are Astartes 30k relic chain weapons
>>724037195>I still think I prefer oldcrons, but I've gotten used enough to the ""new"" ones that I can appreciate their cool looks again.I liked them since they were introd in 3e. I'm torn about them having a personality now, but I think having two factions that were largely mindless mooks with no real setting interaction (Tyranids and oldcrons) wasn't a good idea. Some stuff like Pariahs were cool though.
>>724037164>>724036608
>>724037290Didn't GW recently coward out and redesign these girls?
>>724037154https://store.steampowered.com/app/1324530/Warhammer_40000_Shootas_Blood__Teef/It's meh
I just get depressed looking at 40k stuff. I still play old editions with friends but seeing the state of it currently is sad.Also, niggers did my Dark Eldar dirty this edition. I don't buy combat patrols but god fucking damn it the new one is such a step down from lmao 2boats
>>724035789Cute
>>724037451The new combat patrols are mostly hot garbage.
>>724020212This is retarded. A sister of battle cannot kill a single traitor marine.
So, are we going to play as an Imperial Guardsman in Boltgun 3? I want to drive a Leman Russ.
>>724037556If they get lucky on the hit/wound roll and the CSM rolls badly.Also faith in the emperor blah blah.
>>724037556My repentia from 9th edition could kill a knight.
>>724037556yeah and an ultramarine absolutely cannot kill a fucking lord of change or 5 terminators at once, whatever
>>724034064i love damaged goods
>>724037556marines regularly job to orks and genestealers
>>724037640But anon, it's a named Ultra Marine.The only thing going against Caedo is that he wears a helmet.
>>724037556well, no, she definitely could if she shot a bolter into his face, a bolter is a bolter whether a mrine or SoB is wielding it
>>724037556A Custodes is ideally un-fucking-killable and yet the tabletop says otherwise. 40k is all about whose plot armor is thicker and SoB deserve some of it.
>>724037697>genestealersbut they can literally rip apart terminator plate with just their claws, that's not a great example
>>724037369Sort of
>>724037642Gently kissing her scars, just small smooches>>724037720>he wears a helmet.He is also a beakie, a TRUE beakie 1st edition helmet. That gives him a stupidly high amount of swag no other ultrasmurf has.
>>72403775710 marines actually mission-killed a custard while "only" losing 6 of their own in an ambush on one occasion in a book.
>>724037307>having two factions that were largely mindless mooks with no real setting interactionYeah, I get it but I just feel like that could've been solved better since they always did have the ctan behind them. But whatever, at least the new ones are still mostly mindless outside of a small elite, so I can live with it when they're not being too goofy and quippy, even if I preferred the completely silent and uncaring face of Death that they used to be.
I need a scene where Malum Caedo and Titus explain all their accomplishments to Roboute Guilliman.
>>724037556Celestian blew Abbadons back out on Cadia
>>724037874No I agree, I think they could have done a better job at giving Necrons personality and characters but GW doesn't really seem to know that. Shame.
Behold, one of the best things from Nu-crons.
>>724037757it is wild to me that the tabletop insists a ragged group of scavengers wielding rebar, construction saws, and shotguns on motrobikes could destroy an equal force of necrons, how are gsc even a tt faction
>>724037849Those were Chaos Space Marines who had to attack 2 Custodes in Daemon form
>>724037934no the one I'm talking about is where 10 dangles ambushed a lone custard that learned about the fallen
>>724037929Because someone thinks that's cool as shit and that's all that matters in Warhammer 40k.
>>724037929They're just that cool my guy.
When is /ourguy/ getting added?
>>724037986it just makes me think that the war in heaven was apparently not that difficult to win
>>724038003Never, because we're never getting an over the shoulder 3rd person team tactical Skitarii game
>>724037556This. The game is woke.>>724037882She's a living saint, you retard. Not some rank and file SoB.
>>724020212now draw Malum Caedo pregant with her child>>724026348Custodes were always a shitty faction that should've stayed as background set dressing instead of being actually playable or important.
>>724038080She blew his back after getting her power sucked away by the Necron Pylons dude
>>724037876i need a sweaty sex scene between caedo and Nyra Veyrath
They should just have sisters of battle and black templar crusade together until people stop asking for female space marines
>It's another 40k enemy that does not have Orkz as the major antagonistic factionIt feels like a never ever for a git to see a good krump again, none of the charm from a warboss speaking like ol' Grimmskull, none of the comedy from booming a crowd of orks and they still go ''waaaaaaagh'' and none of the silly but still radical enemy designs, chaos is just spiky space marines and weird goober demons and everything else is varying degrees of lame pewpew puny dakka. Orkz? You will hear A-10 warthogs and see big guns, big arsenal of things that CONTRAST your arsenal, a clear evenly matched rivalry of 'umies vs orkz.
That's nice but when are we getting a game with sisters that actually has a goddamn budget to it? Even something Fallout 4 tier quality. Like honestly just add a Sister to Space Marine 2 as a skin and I'd play that forever. Why is this so hard to do?
>>724038239I mean, it's entirely possible ork spores are still on the planet.
>>724038239Irrelevant factions do not get the leading role in games.
>>724038224alright i gotta know the background here, are these in reference to something?
>>724038224It would never happen, Black Templars actively despise normal humans >>724038329>are these in reference to something?no
>>724020212'ate xenosluv me emprahsimple as
>>724038224Black Templar are giga (based) retards and almost went to war with the imperium over the Primaris shit.
>>724038224>>724038329She's super cute. Unfortunately, GW won't let us romance Sisters. The bastards!
So I'm a tourist that likes the aesthetic of the sisters of battle but why does it sometimes feel like Games Workshop hates them?
>>724038296>Why is this so hard to do?GW demands control over everything. The reason why Fatshark and Sabre are slow at putting out content is due to GW trying to time and everything together to boost exposure. They aren't going to let devs design a character that doesn't line up 100% with the plastic crack.
>>724038440The same reason GW treats the Ad-mechs like shit, Space Marines are really popular and sell well.
>>724038313>Orkz>Irrelevantwhose zogging git is this?Orkz are THE rival faction to the imperium, and possibly the one faction that has the most feats against said imperium as Orkz are the one and only faction to ever reach Terra, something nobody else has done since Horus's bitchfit of a heresy, Orkz are the faction that has the more cool over the top grit that warhammer was built on (and probably the ONLY faction that has kept said grit) with cool shit in their model range and variety.Most improtantly, Orkz are THE faction that put war in warhammer 40k in second edition as the starter box was spess muhreens vs Orkz.40k is nothing without Orks
>>724038143Rolled a 20, meh. Still it doesn't count as a precedent towards a single regular sister killing several CSM and daemons consistently.
>>724038440It doesn't feel like. They just do.
>>724038440GW noticed a lot of people would playe SPESS MUHREENS kind of stuff so they focus more on just that, but also because they're total corporate retards particularly as of late and are trying to nuke their own fanbase. They already messed with the community hard by going Nintendo tier cease and desist on anything that did half decent from fans.
>>724038543>Still it doesn't countIt will never due to Failbaddon having shit the bed 13 times and declaring victory.
>>724037556I'm fairly certain Battle Sisters and the age of apostasy could NEVER be released today because it'd be hated by literally every fraction of the fanbase>Feminists would seethe at their origin being demeaning because of them all being Goge Vandire's personal harem sluts who all got decieved>Tradfags would get mad at Goge Vandire being an evil pope and would probably beg GW to retcon him as being chaos corrupted instead of being evil by himself>Marinefags (like you) being mad that a bunch of crazy women in power armor are reliably able to kill your precious perfect ceramite-clad manchildren (with or without spikes) in a ratio lower than 50 to 1>>724037757The tabletop is the be all and end all of warhammer. you can have as much lore as you want of your custodes being able to kill an entire star system but it doesn't really matter since this is a war game that fundamentally revolves around factions being able to win some and lose some
>>724038440it's this wild thing gw does literally all the time, where they make a range half-baked and not expanded on, then when it doesn't sell they give up on it and let it rot to keep making stuff that does sell well when they could instead expand on the range to make it goodhappened with the necrons and tyranids, not that popular of a faction due to shitty models until they gave it a refresh and more attention, and it became very popular
>>724037556And you think Caedo should have been able to kill a lord of change singlehandedly?
>>724026190>even the sisters got butchered like this Modern 40k is really dogshit. Dead franchise. RIP.
>>724026097based and boys club pilled
>>724038616He won the 13th crusade though. The imperium is in shambles.
>>724038443Fuck at this rate, the only way we'll see sisters in a big game is the hypothetical Total War 40k because at least it has a chance to cover a dozen 40k factions.I have no faith in DoW4, especially that it already doesn't have Eldar at release.
To lorefags here, are Sister bolters just as powerful as Space Marine bolters?
>>724038616when the victory is "split the entire galaxy in half and annihilate a full 50% of your enemies infrastructure while bolstering your own tenfold for the forseeable future" then you really only need to win once, i mean look at what just winning cadia once did for chaos, holy shit
>>724038647Atleast in the case of Caedo, it can be justified that he is a Titus tier blueberry boi. A SoB is so much below the power level of a regular marine that it is absurd. What's next ? A guardsman conscript killing bloodthirsters?
>>724038660He didn't win shit. He wanted to take Cadia and turn into the Daemon World that was when Lorgar first landed on it. He resulted into pushing his Blackstone fortress into the planet after the Fist destroyed and he lost the ground game on Cadia. And the opening of the Great Rift caused the Lion to wake up.
>>724038715No, lower calibre. They are generally consecrated with extra prayers that make them more effective against demons though
>>724038715The bolters sisters use are smaller sized than the bolters marines use.
>>724038715They are the same weapon, Soroitas armor is strong enough to make sure the sisters don't get their shoulder and collarbones snapped by using a bolter (then again, Catachan lunatics have dudes ripped out from Contra using big fucking guns so uhh xd).Though the sister's tried and true weapon are meltas, Hot girls get the hot guns.
>>724038715No. They're Bolt Pistols or something equivalent. The titular Bolt Gun or Bolt Rifle requires SM power armor to fire accurately and steadily. But then again, DoW2 also had a goddamn Guardsman Sergant hip firing a fucking heavy bolter that otherwise only a devastator marine can do.
>>724038715bolters actually have a pretty wide range of calibers and sizes, it's variable but usually smaller for sisters but they do have power armor to help wield them the only thing that makes a bolter a bolter is having rocket propelled 2-stage explosive ammunition.
>>724038787And it may have powered up the Emperor too.
>>724038787>the opening of the Great Rift caused the Lion to wake up.And he has been doing jack shit since he returned. Meanwhile chaos is taking world after world see nachmund gauntlet.
>>724038910He's gathering the fallen to do uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>724038347And many sisters consider space marines as mutants, but they do inevitably fight alongside each other and at least BT think the Emperor is a God. Plus in Helsreach Grimaldus's twin hearts grew 3 times for normie humans, now he pays respects when they die in martyrdom or collateral. >>724038402That was one errant crusade though the fact that it was literally just that and maybe Gabriel Seth bitching a bit was basically all the pushback was fairly retarded but GW loves their shoehorn. It's kinda funny that all the eldar characters gracelessly shoved into Ynnari are now being gracelessly pried back out.
>>724038910>jack shit>Reunited the entire 1st Legion>beat the breaks off of Angron by smashing his face in with the Big Es shield
>>724038910He's marking trees in his forest, it may take awhile.
>>724038785No it can't be justified, a lord of change should flick any SPESS MEHREEN into paste with a thought, you can't give them a pass just because they're the super special tin cans
>>724038631The age of apostasy is retarded and it would only result in people hating the SoB when they discover that their origin is retarded.
>>724020212why dont they wear a helmet
>>724039073real qweens don't hide their beauty behind a mask.
>>724039073People in 40k know it's unsportsmanlike to aim for the head so helmets are opitonal.
>>724039048>when they discover that their origin is retarded.bureaucratic loopholes are based though
>>724038785>A guardsman conscript killing bloodthirsters?I give you a counterpoint: Boltgun 3 is Ciaphas Cain's silly misadventures, you, a mere fucking human, vs horrifying horrors that horror the horror out of horror
>>724039073Helmets are for fodder, if your face if covered you're marked for death.
>>724039026oh wow guys he beat up Angron, I'm sure we've seen the last of that loser
>>724039073Some of them do.
>>724039073anyone who gets hit in the head is gay and stupid anyway so might as well keep it off
>>724039142Ciaphas Cain is based as fuck though
>>724039026At the cost of vashtorr ascending to godhood and angron just respawning again in Armageddon and killing yarrick lol.
>>724039073Main characters don't wear helmets in 40k, unless you're /ourguy/ Nik Sharrowkyn
fact: sisters of battle literally don't care about anything besides praying, combat training and fighting
>>724039201>vashtorr ascendinghasn't yet
>>724039201Vashtor isn't a god yet.
>>724039201Vashtorrcoin is a rugpull
>>724039250They say that but you just know they are MAJOR gooners for the Big E Cock and having visions of the emperor's dick is how Sisters turn into femcels.
>>724038953He's uhhhh lionmaxxing.
i miss sister danica
>>724039201Belakor would kill himself if Vashtorr becomes a god before him so it is not happening.
>>724039374I don't think the Emperor has time to care about sex enough to give out visions of his junk
The real task of the Sister Hospitaller is to look for quality men to hook up with her other Sisters.
>>724039250it's a constant source of confusion to me that the ministorum symbol is so close to the inquisitorial symbol, the addition of a skull is not a defining feature when it comes to imperial decoration
>>724039201>yarrick is deadNOOOOOOOO
>>724020212*Sigh* 100 bucks on new class of Darktide being sister of battle (technically a lazy rework of zealot)
>>724039663Made for pleasing imperial guards
>>724039795/coopg/ is leaning on a Skitarii Marshal, fatshark released a trailer that had nothing to with the content they added and trailer had Galvanic Rifles
>>724039757The Orks lost a good fight, now it's time for a worse revenge.
>>724037556sisters can and have killed traitor marines, sure they usually take more losses because they are fighting traitor marines but their equipment makes it so they can feasibly take on marines, and really gifted sisters can certainly carve a bloody path through your average traitor marine
>>724039795A repentia would fit in maybe, the only thing i find dubious is how are they doing anything but big chainsword. Don't repentias get strapped with inentionally overcharged plasma?
>>724039795How would that work? Wouldn't she need to be way tankier than the other chucklefucks going out with barely any armor?
>>724039562That's just kind of a typical real world problem. There's a lot of symbols and logos that are annoyingly similar, especially if it's for organization that have some kind of relation and therefore a reason to use the same symbolic elements. It probably causes plenty of problems in the Imperium too, but you'd have to wage a literal crusade and cost the GDP of multiple hive worlds to get something like that changed.
>>724039795That or some owlcat tie in again with kroot mercenary maybe?>>724039878Which trailer?
>>724039974>you'd have to wage a literal crusade and cost the GDP of multiple hive worlds to get something like that changed.the real question is, which one would you wage a crusade to change the symbol of, the adeptus ministorum or the inquisition?
>>724039396>die like a retardShe was really fucking stupid
>>724028610>retcon it into the female custodes has ALWAYS existedinb4 they retcon Thunder Warriors also
>>724038440as the others stated, its less hate and more space marines just hog up all the love GW only gives the sisters the occasional bone, which looks like extreme amounts of love compared to what some xenos factions get
>>724039939Repentia would literally be matyrdom zealot the class. There is no point to it.
>>724040071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Ca9f6xTn4
>>724037798>modesty shorts and shirtEnshittified
Sisters of Battle: Beach Bloodbowl>all the ladies of the grim future come together for fun in the sunthe Orkz are here too because dem boiz identified as females so hard they actually did it. Mork....finds a way
>>724038329it's just a fanartist drawing a SoB who has a crush on a Templar
Will we ever get anything at all for sisters of different orders? OooML is the most iconic, sure, but white hair loses its charm after fifteen years of nothing else
>>724040178That sounds like plasma guns though.
>>724040464white hair does not lose its charm after fifteen years of nothing else
>>724039795Isn't a sister of battle way above the pay grade of the rest of the classes in darktide?
>>724040581about on par with an arbites
Saint Celestine owes me sex
>>724040650Oh yeah I forgot they did an arbites dlc. I'd still say a sister takes that fight a majority of the time but yeah not as egregious anymore.
Pity we are 5 years away from among us' peak of popularity, 40k should have an alpha legion among us game, time to suss out Alpharius
>>724040982>amogusGenestealers would fit better thematically.
>>724039795Arbites had a codeword "maul" or something and the other class has the codeword "broker". Could only be a semi-illegal class like a hive ganger or some xenos.
>>724041131Maybe, but alpharius is funnier
>>724040735>I'd still say a sister takes that fightpower level is irrelevant at this point. our player characters could solo greater daemons
>>724040735The arbites we're playing as has gotten a serious downgrade in his abilities, since a lot of them come from his gear. The same can be said for the SoB. That said, the Sororitas are not under the jurisdiction of the militarum - that's kind of their whole raison de terre - and would not be sent to a militarum penal legion, they've got their own ways of dealing with fuckups. Then again, neither are the Adeptus Arbites, they're under the direct control Adeptus Terra which outranks the guard.
>>724041332Could easily write a SoB in by having Ecclesiarchy call the inquisitor in charge of the ship and saying that they are sending in a squad of sisters to help in exchange of aiding them in retrieving some holy relics stuck in heretic hands.
>>724040079Ministorium has an enormous bureaucracy that would take multiple lifetimes to redirect, but pushing the inquisition into any kind of reform seems like a good way to meet a particularly gruesome and untimely end. Either way the casualties would be in the billions.
>>724041332The lore reason for arbites being in atoma is tithe collection. They could shoehorn other factions with similar asspulls like mechanicus coming there to secure secret moebian steel titans or SoB receiving orders from their canoness for some reason or even the aeldari corsairs being there due to their farseers insistence, etc etc
>>724038410>GW won't let us romance Sistersaudacity of some people to think they can cuckold the God Emperorbesides we all know that sisters only scissor with sisters
>>724041697Ordo Famulous Sisters definitely fuck the kids of the noble Houses they are supervising.
>>724041642Yeah I don't mind, they could throw in an Aeldari for all I care, Darktide isn't canon. It seems like since the game's initial release the story has moved on and not every person fighting has to be an ex-con sent to die. As far as I can tell, the Arbites that's there is still an Arbites so the SoB could still be one too. I'd say I don't know how to justify the SoB not destroying everything in sight, but the ogryn can banish a daemonhost by throwing a chunk of a cement at it. I'm not really worried about it.
>>724032865This would unironically be a massive success but GW is too retarded to do it
>>724037642chewable nips
>>724032193pffftahahahaha
>>724040092Its weird how they did that "they have always been here shit" and expected no one to immediately say "oh its Tzeentch shit"
>>724034064not what 'battle scarred' actually looks like
>>724035863I don't know what that is but ok I'll do it
>>724040290I prefer if the relationship was kept as simple as it gets: Siblings. Fuck your romance, i just want SoB and Space Marines treating each other as siblings, calling each other out on some GREETINGS HONORABLE BATTLE BROTHER or GREETINGS HONORABLE BATTLE SISTER.Put one Black Templat and a Sister kneeling and praying to big E while holding their rosaries and i assure you, that picture goes hard.
>>724042502women discovered 40k so now they want to fuck Astartessorry
>>724042693Last i heard, women that get into 40k are weirdo femcels who look at the nurgle side of chaos, tyranids or Orkz on the rare occasion (specifically Snakebites) and say ''these are my babies" and go all in for those factions and ignore sisters and muhreens.Hell i think bananaboys get more attention.
>>724037556>A sister of battle cannot kill a single traitor marine.You have multiple novels spanning decades where regular Imperial Guard take out Marines. All you need is one lucky shot through the eye.
>>724021852*matt wards u*
>>724042693>women discovered 40k so now they want to fuck AstartesAt the very least Space Wolves are canonically both willing and capable of fucking.
>>724042821The chances of that in a 1v1 is miniscule.
>>724042787Tyranids I can attest to at least. When I got my ex into wh40k she latched onto the Tyranids big time but that's probably because she was a huge zerg fan before that.
reminder all night lords and thousands sons are canonically twinks and faggots
>>724021859Pretty sure it's going to be her.
>>724042903Sure, but Sisters of Battle carry bolt guns, which are fully capable of piercing Astartes armour.
>>724020983Not bing bing wahoo enough?
>>724042942Last i checked, 1000sons are piles of dust in space marine armor
>>724041916>tfw you read the journals of IRL French aristocracy>tfw multiple mothers would either "employ" the maids to teach their sons how to fuck and act as observers/instructors>tfw several of them admit in their journals to skipping the maids and just doing it themselves
>>724020212Boltgun was a shitty game. I don't have any interest in more of it. The level design was shit, the enemies were extremely spongy, the bosses were awful, and it was just a poorly balanced game.
>>724029979Cool ill be sure to pirate it when I run out of better games (never)
>>724042942>here's that twink I was telling you about
>>724043047The non-dust fags are.
>>724042985Not going to matter with their superhuman speed and power armor. The ultramarine in power level tanks a bolter round to the head.
>>724042787it's always nids for some reason
>>724043061proofs?
>>724038854>DoW2 also had a goddamn Guardsman Sergant hip firing a fucking heavy bolterSome Guard are just built different
>>724043101No, just how tough Power Armour is is purely dictated by a given story's needs. In some they can withstand tank shells. In others a regular Ork's choppa splits it like paper.
>>724042903I wonder why /tg/fags are so austistic when it comes to video games when the most popular 40k game, DoW, broke all sorts of rules i.e. Space Marines dying by the hundreds to basic Guardsmen, especially those with grenade launchers where you can stunlock squads over and over.Never mind Fantasy, where the Ubersreik 5 wipe out an entire skaven clan on their own, and kill untold numbers of chaos warriors and champions.
>>724043084>has loli astropath gfADB really loves this guy
>>724043192It gets even better - the rate of casualties in DoW's INTRO would be considered a catastrophic defeat for any Chapter in the lore.
WH40k threads have about a 10% chance of being good and 90% chance of being raided by a bunch of /tg/ sperg retardsMake a wh40k where you can play as a hot sister of battle or see themThere's no excuse for them to be ugly
>>724043101I really don't like space marines being depicted like this because it feels like cringe capeshit and not badass at all, it's just hurr durr autowin everything with no actual struggle involved, which diminishes what they're supposed to beit's much better when media depictions show them as being vulnerable but actually good, not just twerpy anime protagonists with invulnerability fields fighting retardo enemies that mindlessly charge at them and die by the thousands for no reason
>>724034742It is though. Nigger.
>>724035232>rampant success Fucking lol
>>724043258>There's no excuse for them to be uglyCan't see ugly sisters if you keep the helmet on!
>>724043189wonder how much of that is the ork thing where if they believe in something reality bends a little to their whims, like how none of their weapons or warmachines should logically work but they somehow just do because the orks think it should work the way they think it does
>>724035478>GW has so consistently proven that they don't understand what makes the Eldar appealing to their fansWhat would you say makes Eldar appealing to their fans?
>tfw we’ll never get a hitman style game where we play as one of the officio assassinorum with a “fuck it, go crazy” level as an eversor>tfw we’ll never get a game where we get to play as a Lucifer Black or Tempestus Scion going full spec ops I’ve known pain that you could not begin to comprehend
>>724043269>which diminishes what they're supposed to beDon't tell this headcanon tard what the thunder warriors were created for and did.
Is there any SoB chapters that have value like salamanders? Lorelet here asking. So far i know they're only bolter bitches and gets horny by shooting xenos and chaos and not exactly embrace humanity values and just mold for battle without compassion
>>724043192truth is 40k lore is mostly retarded and anyone doing anything good and intelligent with the setting ignores most of the retarded stufflike just the logistics alone of 20 space marine chapters doing fuck all anything of consequence when there are millions of planets in the imperium is a joke in itself. The chapters would need to number in the tens of millions to billions to be relevant on a galactic scale, but the human brain doesn't think like that. 10k is a decently sized grouping for a modern army on earth, it is absolutely not when you're talking about millions or billions of planets with trillions of humans on them all.
>>724043434This whole "clap if you believe" routine has been mostly meme'd by the community. Orkish weapons and vehicles are fully constructed, working mechanisms. It's just that their Waaghhh Field allows them to work BETTER.It's reflected in the various RPG system where, unless you're an Ork, their weapons have worse statistics.
>>724042821>All you need is one lucky shot through the eye.But Space Marines wear helmets, tho
>>724043449The idea that they can pull themselves from the brink and learn to work with humanity proper, as a start. The whole Ynnead plot became a fucking nothingburger.
>>724043559I mean I'm still not far off, the reason their blades can cut through power armor is because their belief enhances them
>>724043528No, it's because most people don't really absorb that the Imperium has over a million colonized worlds, and that on the majority of them people lead relatively normal lives.Even if there's a war on 50,000 of them at any given moment, which is a ludicrous number, there's still 950,000+ where peace reigns.Sandy Mitchell tries to underline it in his novels - most of Imperial worlds are just regular ones with regular people leading regular lives.
>>724039795I hope it's a Sister Repentia because that would make the most sense by far (not that anyone cares about that) but it'll probably be some lame shit like Ratling Hobbit or even some xenos faction with a bullshit justification. I guess some admech agent would be okay too.
>>724043571Doesn’t matter, an optic lens can still eat shit to a lasgun even if the ceramite holds up. People just tend to forgot how insanely powerful a lasgun can be because the nature of the universe it calls home is filled with things that can shrug it off until it hits a vital spot
>>724043527there's a bunch of non militant orders like the orders hospitaller
>>724032960Heretic
>>724043713>>724043571And people forget you can overcharge a given lasgun shot at the cost of the battery depleting faster.
>>724043613>learn to work with humanity proper, as a startYou are retarded. They hate humans and would be happy to get rid of them just like every other alien race in the galaxy. They just have alliances of convenience.
>>724043784No, there are multiple, like Eldrad, who just outright say that the enmity between the two races must come to an end. The galaxy will never run out of threats.
>>724043687It's 100% confirmed that it won't be ratling or any short class. They don't want the hassle of reworking the cover system it seems.
>>724040112Martyrdom zealot can't manifest miracles and living saints by praying super hard
>>724043784alliances of convenient access to human cock
>>724039073They have sallet helms too bro
>>724043848Funny that you have the biggest shot at actually fucking an Eldar with the Dark Elves, followed by Corsairs.
>>724043839The Eldar are conniving, untrustworthy bitches who just tell what you want to hear. Never trust them, you retard.
>>724020212what's the best sisters of battle book?
>>724043908Necron hands typed this.
>>724043848>owlkeks get cucked by Yerliet and still want to be Eldar simpsThese people must be brown as hell.
>>724043845Neither can repentia.
>>724037556Shut the fuck up /tg/ retard>>724043192/tg/fags genuinely think that the tabletop is the literal only canon, they argue that things that happen in the books are not canon because they contradict the tabletopFor example they denied that it's possible that for a human to kill a marine with a headshot, which has happened in a book.Why? Because that gun doesn't have enough stats to kill a space marine in the tabletop.They apply this same retarded autist drivel to warhammer video games, that's why they shit up nearly ever wh40k thread, they feel like it's their duty to "correct" what they think are lore discrepancies.
>>724043940I went and downloaded a bunch and started reading through themI remain unimpressed by all of them, a lot of them are by some woman I can't remember her name but I can tell right off the bat they're being ghostwritten by men half the time just from the way the dialogue and writing isand you can tell when the woman starts writing because the atrocious dialogue and mediocre combat scenes become dramatically worse
>>724026190>giant smooth tower shield with just a logoWhoever designed this needs to be shot.
>>724043101>normal human less power armor carrying a bolterthat was a normal gun anon not a bolter
>>724043940Requiem infernal by Peter Fehervari. All of his books are too good to be Black Library crap.
>>724043192This is why Fantasy's power levels feels easier to guage imo.A single halberdier captain and maybe a few his boys can fuck up a Bloodthirster, who just laid waste to half the regiment? With enough courage, hard enough hits to the monster's head and some blessing of Sigmar, sure why not. But a group of/a lone cybernetically augmented humans with mundane guns somehow manages to kill a world devouring daemon who has lived for thousands of years or a chaos marine veteran who has 10,000 years of battle experience and has witnessed countless battles to know every single trick and weakness in a fight?
>>724044145That is clearly a bolt pistol and at point blank it should be as devastating as a single ranged regular bolter shot.
>>724043784And yet, humanity is one of their best shots at an ally that can actually help them with unfucking the situation. Who else would they work with, orkz? Too fractured, unpredictable, and violent to work with and too dangerous if allowed to actually organize en masse. Tau? Possible, but Tau probably aren’t keen on trusting knife ears given what happened with the Drukhari. Necrons? Lol. Fucking lmao even. Even without the war in heaven shutting that possibility down, crons operate on a timescale beyond that of even the Eldar. They’d be arguing with each other for multiple centuries over where to hold a meeting to discuss the Eldar’s armistice long before talking about it. Drukhari? I repeat, lol. Lmao, even. Humans are the closest thing they have to a viable ally if both sides can pull their heads out of their asses.
>>724039201>and killing yarrickheadcanon but okayIm used to secondaries getting their 40k lore from memes instead of actually reading the source material
>>724044220>chaos marine veteran who has 10,000 years of battle experienceThey don't. Time flows differently in the Warp. For most of them they have a few decades/centuries of experience at most. Which is already plenty, but they're not Bjorn or Dante.
>>724044047>Why? Because that gun doesn't have enough stats to kill a space marine in the tabletop.every gun can kill a space marine in tabletopstop spouting nonsense
>>724041332>That said, the Sororitas are not under the jurisdiction of the militarum>and would not be sent to a militarum penal legion>militarumSince when has Grendyl's warband been part of the Imperial Guard, exactly? If anything, the rejects are technically Inquisitorial acolytes.
>>724044327>can actually help them with unfucking the situationAnd they would gladly turn their backs on humanity the moment they aren't needed to hold back their enemies. Eldar sympathizers should be gassed.
>>724043269you have to understand, most space marine fans, especially the secondaries, were bullied in school. so they need a power fantasy where they are unstoppable killing machines.
>>724020212Is WH becoming mainstream?
>>724043613>and work with humanityWell you are fucking wrong and I say that as an Eldar fan. I like their sense of melancholy and noble struggle against the darkness enveloping them. I also like them when they are gassing the humiggers to restore their glorious space elf empire.
>>724044535Grendyl just "requisitioned" troops from a militarum prison ship to fill urgent vacancies for the cannon fodder job description.
>>724044539>understanding when someone can be useful is sympathizingThat’s not how it works, retard-kun. The situation works best when both parties can assure mutual destruction should one side fail or try to screw the other over. Eldar are far, far too prideful to risk falling on their swords to screw humanity. As an aside, if turning their backs means both sides agree to leave eachother the fuck alone when everything's dealt with then this should be a more than agreeable arrangement. The issue is that Eldar tend to be their own worst enemy because they just can’t stop being rabid dicks to everyone and in typically Eldar fashion would absolutely try to find some way to do it one last time before it blew up in their faces.
>>724043495>space marine hitman/splinter cell style stealth thriller style game where you play as Raven Guard, Night Lords, or Alpha Legion pulling glownigger antics on eachother>Raven Guard plays as tactikool hitmen style agents, with a mix of stealth, sniping, and explosive violence>Night Lords use macabre ultraviolence and subtler forms of spooky fear to terrify people, causing paranoia and psychosis until the mental is weak enough that they can go for a sudden assault>Alpha Legion go maximum glow, using body doubles, falsified communications, and other forms of manipulation to isolate their targets before striking
>>724042295I don't know about any of that but the lore around the Lightning Banner and the standard barrier is reminiscent of how the Romans saw the aquilashit is cool and badass so GW will inevitably make it lame and gay
>>724044629>and I say that as an Eldar fanYou say this like I’m an Eldar fan. I’m a nid fan and quite frankly hope they all get devoured. I just know when a plot is being lazily butchered to maintain the status quo or be needlessly grimderp and want it to stop.
>>724020212>sob>can't see them because first person Nope
>>724044709Precisely so. As such the rejects don't take orders from the militarum (anymore) (usually), they're working directly for the inquisition. And from what I can tell, the Ordo Hereticus at that. And the official military arm of the Ordo Hereticus is..
>>724043528>like just the logistics alone of 20 space marine chapters doing fuck all anything of consequence when there are millions of planets in the imperium is a joke in itself. The chapters would need to number in the tens of millions to billions to be relevant on a galactic scaleWell yeah thats the point, its not like these handful of chapters are literally doing everything, they are just the ones the narrative focuses on. There's supposed to be lots of room for homebrew chapters like the ones (You) are supposed to invent when you paint your miniatures, and its assumed that those chapters are fighting battles all over the galaxy, just waiting for (You) to tell their stories.You... you do have miniatures, right Anon?
>>724044797>As an aside, if turning their backs means both sides agree to leave eachother the fuck alone when everything's dealt with then this should be a more than agreeable arrangement.You don't know shit about the Eldar and you are here sucking their dicks. You should kill yourself now. The very existence of humanity is a threat to the Eldar. They would definitely turn the moment the bigger threats are dealt with.
>>724045002Yeah I do actually but I thought the two missing chapters were supposed to be the self inserts not that there were 20 + infinity chapters
>>724044863I’d rather see it done by humans rather than Astartes to make it a super uphill battle for players, especially for the types that try to view stealth and optional so I can laugh at them screeching about how the eight foot tall chaos tainted superhuman or physically enhanced multicentury old knife ear immediately pushed their shit in when they tried to run in guns blazing on a vindicaire
>>724040464>but white hair loses its charm after fifteen years of nothing else
>>724045052As opposed to the myriad of other, more pressing threats? Lesser of two evils you midwit.
>>724045125Lesser of two evils? Just kill them both, dumbfuck.
>>724044047>Why? Because that gun doesn't have enough stats to kill a space marine in the tabletop.I mean, Custodes die plenty to Heavy Stubbers by sheer volume of fire.
>>724045084>Not that there were 20 + infinity chaptersI mean there has to be, it's the basic premise behind allowing people to invent their own chapters with unique color schemes and custom heraldry and all that stuff. Whether it gets acknowledged by canon or not just depends, Blood Ravens only became canon thanks to the popularity of the Dawn of War series after all.You aren't thinking about it in the correct context, it's not that canonically there's 20 + infinity chapters, it's that there's supposed to be narrative room for whatever players come up with in their private little sandboxes.
>>724044976SoB is the military arm of the ecclesiarchy, not the ordo hereticus.
>>724045452They're both, actually.>The Adeptus Sororitas are both the army of the Adeptus Ministorum and the chamber militant of the Ordo Hereticus
>>724045085>especially for the types that try to view stealth and optional so I can laugh at them screeching about how the eight foot tall chaos tainted superhuman or physically enhanced multicentury old knife ear immediately pushed their shit in when they tried to run in guns blazing on a vindicaireLiterally just make them as strong as tabletop Space Marines instead of decking them out in plot armor and you can achieve this
>>724020212was the first one gud? I don't even know why I never got around playing it when I have various 40k games in my library. this looks.. nice.
>>724044910>You say this like I’m an Eldar fanIf you aren't then you hardly have any basis for trying to act like you know what's inside their heads.
>>724045621It's fine as far as modern boomer shooters go.
>>724045264Y’know I was going to argue further but based Asterion shuts down any retort I had prepared.
>>724035232>Animations and games legitimately don't matter to GWIs this why they killed all WH fan animations and ruthlessly shut down any content their didn't approve?
>>724045621It has bad level design but I personally never cared about level design, so I enjoyed it a lot.Heavy Bolter is sex.
>>724045658Because I still consume media involving them? What kind of ape decides they aren’t going to learn about everything they can in a hobby they enjoy even if they don’t enjoy specific parts of it?
>>724045545>Ordo xenos gets deathwatch>Ordo Malleus gets grey knights>Ordo Hereticus gets.... le angery racist women Hmm looks like one of the ordos drew the short straw.
>>724045816>Because I still consume media involving them?Doesn't matter, you're clearly coming from a different headspace than someone who actually is a fan of them, and that means you're not really going to be good at imagining it, as clearly played out in this comment chain.
>>724044976>SoB in DT>Zealot screams about "blood for the Emperor, skulls for the Golden Throne">Psyker blasphemes constantly, refers to Him as a corpse
>>724026190It boggles the mind they reused the ass 9th edition cover for the 10th edition instead of going back to the baller 8th edition cover.
>>724045987Only one of the three psykers is a renegade. The zealot can be forgiven for her over-zealousness.
>>724045913ordo hereticus usually deal with relatively more low level shit, in other words your average cultist doesn't need marines to barge in to deal with them, if anything the SoB are likely overkill as well most of the time
>>724045913Yeah, Malleus with their jobber marines.
>>724031841>CantoneseIt's canoness, chang. But agreed, her VA rules.
>>724037451>niggers did my Dark Eldar dirtywhat else is new?
>>724031841THOU SHALL NOT! I SHALL!My favorite SoB VA is for the Immolator, too bad the vehicle itself sucks.>BEHOOOLD! THE IMMOLATOR!!!!
>>724032193Eldar are unsellable, anon. Get real.
>>724045913I'll have you know my Grey Knights are extremely racist, as niggerdry is a clear sign of possession by Chaos.
>>724041697In the newer Caiphas Cain book an Administratum Adept was plowing a Sister.
>>724046060I don't think Khorne corruption can go under "over-zealousness" too easily.
>>724045913love me angry racist women
>>724039073Sisters are retarded. Helmets are something they have to earn in combat.
Hype. There better be a lot of organs in the soundtrack and not just guitars.
>>724046247As long as she isn't frothing at the mouth all the time and isn't yelling constantly about blood, fire, skulls, etc, she is fine. Trust me, I'm a medicae.
Here's your sister
>>724037556Anybody can kill a marine with a plasma weapon or power sword. Or similar and better.
>>724046467That doesn't look very Imperial, might be a Chaos cultist.
>>7240345013rd edition is gay 1st edition mogs
>>724046467More like a skank whore ganger.
>>724035070Not really it doesn’t compare to the Horus heresy black books or imperial armor
>>724045621One of my friends who was big on Doom Eternal adores it without being a big 40k fan. I personally found it a bit hard to go through all the acts before taking a break and lockdown arenas are gay.Also the Volkite Caliver is a lot more underwhelming than it probably should be, it's the 30k Martian equivalent of an LMG.
>>724046468>Anybody can kill a marineWell, except for the parts in lore which say they are sanic levels of fast and are hyper-aware of their surroundings all the time.
>>724045913It’s quite logical that the combat troops of the Ordo Hereticus (tasked with dealing with internal threats, dissent, traitors, etc.) are made up of ordinary humans rather than superhumans already somewhat peripheral to the Imperium
>>724046756I hope the imperium actually purges the space marines and goes back to just regular humans
>>724044120Are you deliberately ignoring the flamers on the side(s)?
>>724037849They were ultra strong possessed marines though.
>>724046792The high-ranking officials of the Ordo Hereticus must be seriously considering it.
>>724046752Most of the canon has marines dying(and much more often taking blows from lesser weapons which only damage their armor) all the time, so I'm gonna go with they can't magically dodge plasma.
>>724038003Dawn of war 4 or mechanicus 2
>>724020865The lady who voiced the Cannoness in Soulstorm is perfect.>WITCHCRAFT, HERESY AND MUTATION
>>724044331It’s true yarrick ate his last grox burger and shit himself to death. This will be revealed in the next edition
>>724039446He sits in his goonchair all day do you honestly think that he can’t send a quick dick vision before going back to pounding the chaos gods
>>724040982Honestly a trouble in terrorist town mode for space marine would be cool
>>724046218Everything in Cain books is suspect to be non-cannon. Everything said in the books should be taken with similar seriousness as you would listen to old drunkard in a bar telling you a story about how he killed 150 men in 'nam and fucked a 5 German nuns in during ww2.
>>724043084Whatever happened to him anyway? Last I saw he was locked up in the lions dungeon
>>724043189Orks are just built different
>>724020212Battle-sisters LMFAO super gay but I’ll pirate for the mechanics
>>724043528Space marines show up at important battles which stories tend to center around. Like>>724043674 said they focus more on the big war with marines and guardsmen fighting a trillion orks not a brief uprising gets put down by the pdf or how bob goes to work at the factory
>>724021532fag
>>724046792That was always going to be the plan, eventually.
>>724047741>it has been 10k yearsHe dead bro.
>>724044331>>724047374OK retards.
>>724048089Yeah but what happened to him? Did he get killed in battle or shart to death in a jail cell
>>724048261He got OD'ed on his own farts like most night lords.
>>724035312it's a vicedo you get it
>>724020212This appeals to my AGP
Sisters of battle are effective as a group. One Sister going through hordes of heretics doesn’t make much sense.
Will people be buttmad if a Sly Marbo game happens where he fights Necrons, beat shit out of multiple C'tan shards, Necron lords, multiple crypteks shitting necron space time magic science, those elite necron heavy melee, multiple deathmarks sniping his ass all at the same time?
>>724049078Same. Being sexy but also battlehardened is pretty awesome.
>>724049253>Sisters of battle are effective as a group.So are real life Marines, didn't stop Doomguy.
>>724043845A living saint manifesting in darktide would be the equivalent of dropping a million nukes onto a small time skirmish in some bumfuck third world country just because
>>724020212literally built to be raped by slaaneshi monsters and tyranids
>>724049253>Fire Warriors are effective as a group. One Shas'la going through hordes of heretics doesn't make much sense.It's a silly little notDOOM game designed to be fun. It looks fun. I want more BOLTGUN, I'm getting more BOLTGUN.
>>724049502yeah the slaanesh monsters and nids don't stand a chance
>>724049253Anon fire warrior has a jobber Tau destroy a chaos dreadnaught by himself>But he was a fire war-He was Tau.
>>724049702tau can beat space marines in melee
>>724020212Girl is gonna be a living saint by the end of the game if she rolls over chaos space marines like that
>>724049702Can the Chaos Gods play with the Tau even if they don't have a proper connection to the Warp?
One of Sisters' things is that their fanatical faith in the God-Emperor can actually sometimes manifest as literal miracles. So, for a random SoB to be a one-woman army makes arguably MORE sense than for a single Marine to battle multiple Greater Daemons in one battle.
>>724049493Doesn't have to be Celestine herself
>>724049798They have a connection, but it's really weak. Chaos can still try hard like with Farsight.
>>724039878I might actually buy shittide if they add skitarii
I think the sister of battle aesthetic is really cool
>>724049823It's just that billions of souls believe in inverse ninja law.
>>724035312Ikr?! Why not tentacles? You could molest people with it.
>>724035312https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation>Carcinisation (American English: carcinization) is a form of convergent evolution in which non-crab crustaceans evolve a crab-like body plan. The term was introduced into evolutionary biology by Lancelot Alexander Borradaile, who described it in 1916 as "the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab".
>>724050941>decapods evolve similar traitswoooowwwww thats soooo coooool and epick!!
>>724037640Except he is a named ultramarine. Those guys are almost invincible in the lore so it's accurate.
>>724051094I tip my fedora to your enlightened knowledge of animalia. You're a very astute and erudite gentleman, and it's an honor to post with you.
>>724051140Alright. Calm down, smurffag.
Are there any tactical games with cute girls in huge armour?
>>724048241Him and all other baseline human character should be dead after the timeskipMost named marines should've died as wellMoving 200+ years into the future should be certain death for nearly everyone in the 40K setting. Old figureheads should be replaced with new ones and great enough heroes should be honored as fallen legends.Post 7th edition Herohammer has completely ruined the passage of time, being a hundred years old is now like turning 30, most of that time is spend on downtime chilling on a ship or getting timeline shifted by the warp, constant warfare is gone from the setting. In old lore if a marine had a hundred years of service that meant he had been actively fighting for at least 90 of those years, now that same marine has seen like 4 battlesRemember how Dante was special for being a thousand years old? Now we have a decent amount non-marines humans at that age, multiple space marines that made it past a thousand years and some "human" characters that completely mog him by being 10k+ years oldTime doesn't weigh on anyone's shoulders in 40K and the means to escape natural death keep growing in number and potency
>>724047701Jelly.
>>724048261Died during the siege, or went "fuck this shit' and just did what he wanted.Either way his repressed psyker powers would have killed him afterwards regardless.
>>724020212no I have doomshooter fatigue
>>724020865>game good because story/dialogLMAO this is never the case.It's the gameplay you fucking sperg.
>>724034925so how does the chaos and evil shit work?do they just corrupt sigmar humans and then they become deformed and shit like that?idk any warhammer lore
>>724052616>t.retarded zoomer
>>724052658sigmar humans?
>>724026190The Sister Super Armors look like a Space Marine has a Sister on a baby carriage, it looks really stupid.
>>724052796thats the only term i know cause I played the warhammer mmorpg long ago for a few months
>>724052715>this turn based RPG book is my argumentboltgun is an action game
>>724043895almost as aesthetic as a beakie.
40k is now woke slop and its GW that did it90% of the people who say shit like "we must hold the gate from the general audience!" got interested in 40k since 8th ed and thus ARE the general audience they claim to hate, they also dont have any models
>>724052829well what do you mean how chaos and evil work? What exactly do you want to know?
>>724052928So when someone becomes one of the deformed units is it because chaos corrupted them?like how does a normal human start growing claw arms, have rotting skin, and multiple eyes?
>>724052876>"this is never the case"Now where do you want this goalpost sire?
Finally a playable SoB in a game that doesn't suck ass
>>724053027Chaos corrupts everything on the material plane. Humans, weapons, armor, vehicles, AI.
>>724052921I genuinely have been interested in Warhams since 3e but my model-making and painting skills were crap then and now I'm firmly on Sino-Japanese ABS.And I'm still shit at painting.
>>724053027Oh well from my limited knowledge there are many ways that warp starts influencing people, usually because they are psykersonce the warp's presence is strong enough or maybe with enough time you mutate to a thing depending on if it's general corruption or one from the big 4sorry my chaos lore is limited compared to others
>>724020212Don't care.Ad mech.
>>724053027Warp energy is basically raw magic.
>>724053127>>724053180that sounds sick wtf
>>724053104Dawn of War is the best 40k game thoughever
>>724053242You didn't know that about chaos? That's their main shtick
>>724053063books arent video games
Guys, I have an idea! Primaris Sisters.
>>724052921The people who keep buying models are the ones ruining the game. Warhammer is the only IP in existence where the secondaries are trying to save it while the primaries are running into the ground
>>724053246I don't consider an rts faction the same as a playable character. Also Soulstorm was the worst expansion
>>724053275no I'm pretty clueless on the lore specially when it comes to 40kI always thought warhammer looked cool and I like seeing people do great paint jobs but outside of that I felt like it wasn't for me in terms of actually playing the tabletop game.I wanted this to come out so bad back in the day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ0EJdhR43QI probably would have actually really got into it if it did.
Please consider:
>>724053212Is this p*rn?
>>724053452no one in 40k looks like anime bitches
>>724053452I hope they're an enemy faction
>>724053442Yeah chaos is the fuck you faction since they can do almost anything since they are less of a faction and more like the entire fucking warp fighting you
>>724020212that trailer makes the game look so fucking dull.
>>724037189i mean yeah saying people bought the game for the taunts is silly but I know the moment I realized there's a dedicated button for making my space marine scream fanatical one-liners at the top of his lungs is when I was SOLD on the game and knew for a fact that I would have a great time with it
>>724053769Sisters outscale space marines in fanaticism so I'd be surprised if they don't have good taunts in 2
>>724053452Reconsider
What's the point of any faction fighting tooth and nail to win when they're going to all die and get devoured or corrupted or controlled or whatever worse by chaos sooner or later?
>>724053880yeah, I hope they deliver with a good VA
how is the dlc for the first boltgun?
>>724037556>A sister of battle cannot kill a single traitor marine.If we're going by Rogue Trader, then not only can a SoB do it, so can>a fish wife>assorted monkeigh>a very racist Eldar>even a fucking mechanised doggo
>>724054562only 5 maps, but they're somewhat harder/more intense than the original campaignthe last map is basically 1 big room with a non-stop slaughter encounter
>>724052910It's a great helmet. I don't really have too much interest in the rest of the army, though.
>>724020212>trannies of battleshameanother good game ruined by femoid protags
>>724054650that sounds alright to me for the price they're asking
Howm do you even tell the good guys from the bad guys if they all wear the same type of armour and are all adorned with skulls n shit?
>>724054792spikes and horns
>>724052715pic very much unrelated, grandpa.
>>724054816Thousand sons don't have those. I'm not much of a lorefag but when I played Spess Muhreens 2 I got really confused why I'm fighting my fellow brothers in blue/gold armor which are clearly the colour scheme of the good guys.
>>724020212>fem protagAaaaand dropped.
>>724054792baroque trim, mutations, spikes and horns mark the good guys
>>724054087That guard is fucking dead.
>>724054792It's easy. The bad guys look evil
>>724055106>erebusbut seriously what was his issue
>>724055204he never wanted any of this, but his hand was forced because he was bored
>>724055169>Guardsman lifts up his helmet>A Banesword's cannon appears"Creeeeeeeeeeeeed!"
Harlequin action game when?
>Warhammer day>is actually a week>is actually going on RIGHT NOW>You can get 5% (FIVE PERCENT) off Boltgun 1Jewish
>>724055204He's a tool of the Dark King to bring Him into existence.
I don't care about sisters of battle. Give me an ordinary, low level, barely literate administratum clerk gf. A girl who spends her whole day in a sixteen foot cubicle processing documents outside of few hours of rest on a bunk bed in crowded dormitory. Who always remembers to pray before sleep. Whose idea of luxury is a private room with little bathroom right next door.
>>724054792>Howm do you even tell the good guys from the bad guys if they all wear the same type of armour and are all adorned with skulls n shitIf it doesn't look human? Burn it.If it wears the wrong colors? Burn it.If it speaks another language? Burn it.If it quotes the wrong scriptures? Burn it.If it doesn't cheer loud enough for the Emprah? Burn it.
>>724049823There's precedent for that already with Ephrael Stern.
>>724037556Guardsmen could slaughter them by the dozen in dawn of war, I think sisters are fine.
>>724055383>Wanting to be a literal clownI know eldar fans have it bad but c'mon man
>>724049798Animals scream and beg when tortured so theres still worth in fighting them.
>>724055820Harlequins are fucking great you tasteless pleb.
>>724055984Frankly Slaanesh deserves to eat this race
>>724055049lmao seething incel
>>724055984Is that why they lost their codex and haven't gotten attention in years?
>>724026097>Fag fingers posted that post
>>724055482>Nineteen? Practically too old.
>>724055801Some of the units in DoW are an abstraction. 10 guardsman models mean there are 10 x 10 guardsman in reality.
>>724026190>Try to cover already plated legs>Breasts covered even more
>>724056351Marinefag cope.
>>724026190this artist just sucks.What's Jason Brashill doing these days? bring him back.
>>724035739>Now everyone knows you're a fag
>>724056474That's not a real eldar
>>724056084Harlequins fuck slaanesh miniions up on the reg.>>724056093Harlies having their own codex was abnormal in the first place you fucking secondary retard. It was part of the phase were GW made mini codexes for few factions to essentially nickle and dime their customers. Fucking admech got split into two codexes for some fucking reason around the same time harlies got a codex of their own.Usually harlies have been included into the Craftworld Eldar codexes.
Abhumans?
>>724056907
>>724020865It better be the VA that did the Cannoness in Soulstorm, that would make me coooooooom
>>724056907Catgirl on the left might be sanctioned but I'm pretty sure the goat girl belongs to the beastmen of chaos
>>724056351No no, it means 10 guardsman chucked some grenades and made the super special space boys die
>>724056907Unironically 40k would improve drastically if they made all the characters cute anime retards
>>724057083Nope. The ecclesiasrchy has begun taking in loyal beast men due to manpower shortages caused by the rift as per the latest codex.
Reminder that concentrated lasgun fire eats right through ceramite and a single guardsman unit can kill a space marine no problem. depending on the writer, anyway
>>724057121Cute and grimdark do go well together.
>>724057256How do they concentrate that fire while being shot and blown up?
>>724057182man I don't even know anymore
>>724056798>Harlequins fuck slaanesh miniions up on the reg.Doesn't matter their fate is to be soul vored by Slaanesh and they deserve it for being such a gay race
>>724056798Why is the stairsmuffin lady in this picture?
>>724043269The whole squad get completely BTFO one minute later by one guy, lol
>>724056798Why is Assassin's Creed in this drawing?
>>724057754Solitaires are basicaly hypercompetent space elf clown ninjas that play the role of She Who Thirsts in the Harlequin performances. They are basically the most chuuni type of Eldar possible and I love them for it.
>>724043269To be fair, they're fighting cultists. But there's a really dumb shot later in the episode where Titus tanks a bolt shell to his head without flinching.
>>724057935>To be fair, they're fighting cultistsThe marine getting run over by a car should've died or at least been wounded to the point of being unable to fight furtherI can accept that they're near immune to small arms fire, even if that has killed marines plenty of times in the lore and on the tabletop, but that should not extend to vehicles ramming them at full speed
>>724058285it was a flimsy bike and the marine braced for impact IIRC, they weight like what, 300 kilos?the bolter, OTOH, is specifically an anti-armor gun. what's worse, Titus only gets shot because he strikes an ebin pose. Astartes is still the best depiction of SMs
>>724058617>it was a flimsy bikeIt was some sort of Mad Max war buggy. I don't know about how flimsy it was but it was a proper 4 wheeler crewed by multiple cultists
>>724058847oh right
>>724057083Loyalist beastmen are a thing, they're just more often than not put into penal legions.
>>724038648Warhammer is dead. All hail Space King
>>724058975For the GOAT emperor
>>724059146it honestly isn't that funny
