Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
>>724021863>Committing suicide over Steam item tradingWere people actually making that much money?
>>724021863No, but that "trader" is going to hell for committing suicide over his greed
>>724021863If your main venture is money then why would you spend all that time on virtual video game items. What was he going to do if they decided to make another counter strike and everyone moved on
>>724021863>during a live Discord conversationso he decided to make it everyone else's problem too? real charmer, that guy
>>724021863you are going to hell for what you did to that little girl
>>724021863>Developing a steam trading strategyTurns out all your masterplans had one big fatal flaw, which is being the fact that Gaben the Fat doesnt care about the value of your made-up pixels. Sad!
a fool and his money are easily partedshould've invested that money into something useful, or at least more immutable
>>724021863No, because CS faggots are the worst.
>>724021863The biggest "trade" thing I ever engaged in pretty much my whole life since I had my Steam account, barring one time a friend lent me a TF2 unusual for a while, but then I gave it back to him like he asked, was a few months ago some guy randomly added me and said he wanted me to give him one of my Steam Gifts which was like, only numbers any nothing else, cause whatever game it used to be was now removed off the store, but I still owned it in a Tradable Steam Gift format and he said he was collecting those things. He basically offered me like 12 mann co keys or so, even went first with the offer, I gave him the gift then that was it. I got the keys, then immediately sold them all the same days and got some extra money out of it.
>>724021863>"I'm reset"Wonder what nationality he was. Do jeets reincarnate if they kill themselves?
>>724021863Any Spydercos in there? Been eyeing a Salt 5 for years ->digital "goods"Oh. This feels like a Google Play store scam, but in reverse.
I guess you could say it's a hero shooter now
>>724021863>suicide must be treated seriously no matter whatYou didn't even see the suicide, you're not going to hell until you've spent enough time here to see a kid blow his skull apart into giblets with a slug loaded KSG on stream and laugh at that.
This shit is weenie hut junior version of investing money. You see gamblers in stocks literally losing 10-100 times as much money regularly in forums and they just cry a bit and then move on.
>>724022928You fucked up
>>724022241People who commit suicide do it for the attention
>>724023240How are you supposed to enjoy the attention if you're dead, smartass?
Is this real? I can't find anything online about a "Matsuoka community" and searching "Matsuoka Admin Suicide" or similar shit isn't yielding any results either.
>>724022201The TF2 scene has most of the bigger traders having 10k for TF2 items. CSGO had people holding millions due to gambling
>>724023240That's women doing "suicide attempts", not actual suicides, retards.
>>724022928OOFThat's it, kill yourself live on Discord in Minecraft
>>724022241That's honestly the most fucked up thing about this, yeah. He could've just offed himself, but no he decided to do it with an audience of, I'm assuming, his friends, which I've no doubt was rather traumatic for them.
>>724023240no no, people who talk about committing suicide do it for attention.the ones who actually do it are really suicidal.
>>724023302Append counter strike to it, you might get better results
>>724023287>>724023364They do it for the attention they think it will get. They imagine the pity and the heartbreak. Their despair and focus on others' feelings is almost fetishistic which is why he did it publicly instead of alone like a more respectable person would.
>>724022241Based. Bring more hate into the world. Let It Rot
>>724022201Not anymore
>>724021863an hero game
>>724023302I’ll be honest I made it up lol
>>724021863>Invest all of your assets into colored pixels that aren't actually backed by anythingWhy did people do this?
>>724023569Maybe the most retarded. Anyone above 80 IQ will go "wait a minute, I will be dead" and then they will happily move on with their life.
Anyone else waiting for soccer moms and news sites to say how steam or vidya in general are responsible for a recent wave of suicides and how gamers are all nazi chuds again?
>>724023708Because they're ultraretards
>>724023708Mostly unregulated and much simpler to manage than actual stock trading, obvious drawbacks.
>>724023819I don't think russian kids and adults killing themselves is news worthy.
>>724023937Neither are a lot of things that get reported on but media is always looking for excuses to oppress us gamers
>killing yourself over a video game inventory thats pathetic. so glad i never got that emotionally attached to anything or anyone, my bigger brother was in tears over his wow account like bro just uninstall
>>724024496>appeal to triviality
No, he probably was very egoistic person, and it is your duty to not only be happy when bad people suffer, but also to try and cause suffering for them.
>>724024723You are not a good person.
>>724023240this always bothered me, like once a month in my city someone will kill themselves on the train line during peak hour holding up everyone trying to get home from work.if the person is remembered at all it would be for being a massive pain in the ass and burden to the entire commuting public.all I think when I hear about it is "wow fuck that guy, glad hes dead at least."
who?
>>724025736These are the chad suicides though. Imagine being so cucked you are killing yourself and giving a fuck about bothering strangers.
>>724022241>guys listen I poured over the release code and found information on the release date of Half Life 3 it's Octo->gunshots heard>Gabe's voice can be heard over the mic >you're next...
>>724021863NoMost of these faggots watched NFTs crash and burn, but continued to believe that video game textures were safe assets.KWAB
>>724021863>committing suicide over steam pixels>over a discord call
I guess CS is an hero shooter xD
>>724025736You are a demon
>>724025973>better bother thousands of people on my way out even though I'll be cease to exist and gain nothing from the experience.it's the most selfish, pointless way to exit, like farting on the way out of a busy elevator except you disappear from existence as you step outsideit's the exact opposite of the "planting trees you'll never sit in the shade of" mantra thing, it's not chad or cool, you're just inflicting wide spread pointless suffering (even though its minor) for no reason.
>>724021863>He has 40 different knives in his inventory, Mr Newell.>DUMP IT
>>724021863>Am I going to hell for laughing at this?A lot of those higher up traders are fucking scammers and con artists, so fuck them.
>>724027192It's not planned. They just see the train that is going to transport them to their slavery station, they jump. All the other slaves seething at the inconvenience is just a cherry on top. It's quite literally the realest suicide there is. All the other shit like searching the perfect tree to hang yourself from is the bizarro world absurd shit. These people are completely detached from being human.
I have some CSGO2 stuff, did its economy finally crash somehow?
>>724021863KWABOTY????
>>724022203Because they're scammers who prey on children.
The funniest part is that there doesn't seem to be any real reason to have done this. They just did it.
>>724021863It's probably fake, but if it's real I'm still laughing. These fucking parasites can eat shit and die.
>>724022928goddammit carlos, it's "an hero," you dumbass spic
>>724021863Based, players should not be making money off video games.
>>724022038>and regularlyIf it's something that can't be lost, why does it require continual upkeep?
>>724028007This but unironically.
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>>724025736>once a month in my city someone will kill themselves on the train line during peak hour holding up everyone trying to get home from workabsolutely fucking based. these people left such an impression on you that you're still seething about it years later.they might be dead but they're all still living rent free in your fucking head lmao
>>724027724still Tony
>>724026908Welcome to reality
>>724022201Some people were holding equipment speculatively worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, some past a million.Most of that, in the hyper rare space of knives and gloves, is worthless. Things like red rares, case hardened AKs and the like, are still pretty much rare and unaffected. This is solely a kick in the nuts to people who hoarded knives and gloves.Everyone else gets cheaper knives/gloves, people who have reds sitting around get to make 4-5x what they were worth 24 hours ago, and normal people get to look cool while they play without having to sacrifice a mortgage. It's no more expensive than any given valorant item set, which is probably the point.
>>724023584>Based. Bring more hate into the world. Let>It>Rot
>>724021863BITCOIN IS NEXTPREPARE YOURSELVES BAGGIESALL YOUR FUNNEY INTERNET MONEY WILL BECOME POO
>>724028619Indians have been training their entire lives for this
>>724028619the thing that will kill bitcoin will be institutional holdings breaking past the 66% point. We're not quite there yet, but likely will hit it before 2050.This was just NFTs. But yes, you should never invest money in speculative currencies unless you're okay with losing it. It's gambling, you need to be mentally prepared to treat it like gambling. In that, as soon as you buy, expect it to be gone.
>>724021863gaben about to kick the bucket aint he?
>>724028589it's insane to me that people in the digital age can have that kind of wealth tied up in a live service game and just... leave it there. like do you really expect it to last forever? if valve announced CS:GO 2 next week the supposed value of all your shit would just evaporate.fucking sell your knives and invest in something tangible, jesus.bunch of retards.
>>724028272>hurr duur rent freeI dont think about them ever, I only remembered cause of this thread, they had to spend their entire lifeforce just to make me slightly late home one day, what a win! hah chad move!
>>724022038>You cant lose salvation once you have itok this cannot be true. you're telling me if someone goes on a killing spree murdering random people it doesn't matter because they used to be devout?
>>724029059Have you never read gantz? Go read gantz. It answers that very question, pretty well in fact.
>>724028941they transitioned to csgo 2 like 3 years ago man
>>724028941Everyone, and I mean everyone across the planet is desperately searching for some sort of "easy out" from the horrific conditions of a normal life. I pity them but can't blame them. If I genuinely believed the stupid shit like "this pixel will be worth tens of thousands some day" I would do it too.And you know, to some extent, it wasn't a lie, they just didn't get out before the shoe dropped. I sold my cases for like $50-$100 a piece and pulled out enough to put down a payment on a fucking car when CS2 first dropped.
>>724021863Can I see the video?
>>724021863was this controlled psyop to test what will happen once they reset all crypto?
We’re getting the old band back together for one last job
>>724028976absolutely haunted lol
>>724029721wow. you really are amoral slaves to the jew, huh? disgusting
>>724027854I'm thinking about this image
>>724024496>emotionallySounds like this was financially.Which is probably even dumber.
Now Gaben has to disable awards giving points for maximum third worlder assblastery
>>724022241>@everyone don't don't don't this will hurt someone
>>724029795>wow. you really are amoral slaves to the jew, huh? disgustingIronic
>>724030048is that ciro gomes?
>>724025736People kill themselves via trains because it's is a pretty surefire method of going about it
>>724021863No.
>>724025736>>724030148found the jeets
>>724030059Anon, 70% of the Bible is JudaismYou don't have a creation without the jewish parts of the bible
>>724030059jesus was a jew
>>724028619not good enough, every single thing they have bought from bitcoin profit should be taken away
>>724028272>>724029743Whatever prevents you from painting your walls man. If you need to spam cope meme phrases at me, so be it.
>>724022241You know, the more I hear about this guy the more I'm starting to feel he was a real jerk!
>>724030556That's a lot of schizo cope for saying you're going to practice the Jewish religion + a 30% add-on that was tacked on afterwards (about a dead jew)
>>724021863Why the fuck do developers make their games like this to begin with? Whether it's Blizzard or Valve it just seems so morally bankrupt.
>>724022928lol
>>724021863Steam is COOKEDGaben will be take to court and jailed for murder
>>724030831Over what? doing something to a game he owns?
>>724030715Religion is schizo cope.>the Jewish religion + a 30% add-on that was tacked on afterwards (about a dead jew)No, if anything biblical christianity is more like what you think of as judaism than what is commonly called judaism.Christianity is the old testament + 30% addon.Judaism is the old testsment + 10000% addon.
>>724030772Every fucking comp shooter deteriorated into some circus abomination. People don't even play them, they just stare at their inventory and items. TF2 is a macabre of shit, new CS looks like shit and new cowadoody is God's punishment.
>invest in speculative bubble>bubble burst
>>724030861His actions caused the death of multiple people and ruined the life of others forever.Steam is cooked
>>724030861Operating a casino without a license.Selling securities without a license.Selling gambling services to minors.
>>724030949Valve is to blame for this, they started this shit with their tf2 updates.
>>724025736>like once a month in my city someone will kill themselves on the train line during peak hour holding up everyone trying to get home from workThe exposed brick lofts make it worth it
>>724031113Didn't Diablo do it first?
>>724031153Diddy did it
>>724031153No.
>>724031238Did diddy didn't did he?
what even are red skins except indians?
>>724031113>>724031153i believe EA actually started it with uefa or something but valve popularized it with tf2 crates
>hang up >Discord Halloween notification plays
>>724032427>discordfag outs himself
So is it fake or not?I can't get my dopamine release from other people's suffering unless I got proof
>>724032505Yes. I still talk with friends from middle school, sue me.
>>724021863A lot of these CS traders are Ziggers. He would have died to a troon drone on the front anyway.
>>724032597Discord's banned in Russia.
>>724032597Most of them are chinks
>>724021863qrd? how did steam fuck up speculators?
I have so many questions about this1. Was the change completely unknown beforehand and just got pushed through the update unannounced? I guess it doesnt really matter even if they did announce it, the effect would have been same2. I understand some of this is very expensive, but if you really had your retirement invested in this, what were you even waiting for instead of cashing out? Was the expectation that a 10k knife was going to be 20k in 5 years or what? Has that been the trend this whole time, just going up and up?
>>724032594Not unless he went out killing a bunch of other people, like McSkillet after he kamikazied his car into a family.Some guy in Eastern Europe or China blowing his brains out in his apartment isn't going to make the news.
>>724025736Not everyone lives a shithole 3rd world country rajeesh
>>724021863>I've been developing a Steam trading strategy for a long time. I have about 40 different knives in my inventory, from a Navaja to a Doppler butterfly.Is an objectively funny pair of sentences
>>724025736Jesus jeets really are soulless creatures
>the extent of my "Steam trading" was getting rid of duplicate cards from a couple of games for like 0.03104 cents or something in like 2013 then getting bored and never looking at the trading card sections of games ever againI can't even imagine making your life revolve around such things.
This incident made me rewatch the "he bought" video and i tried to find the "rarepepe market crash" but youtube removed it :(
>>724033083check preservetube
>>724021863Why do so many retards believe in hell?It's literally just a scare concept made up by the elites to trick peasants into staying passive and not going medieval on them.
>>724023518>the ones who actually do it are really suicidal.Exceptionally false, many, MANY people who commit suicide regret it in the moment but often have made it too late to stop. Testimony from survivors of bridge jumping for instance for instance, many say they regretting jumping as soon as they started falling but it was too late.
>>724022241It's a lie.
>>724023240I knew a retired police officer who stopped jumpers on two or three occasions by telling them "Okay, then fucking do it pussy." when they go "I'm GoNnA juMP"9 times out of 10 it short circuits them when they realize that nobody's actually gives a fuck about their stupid melty over losing their girlfriend or some shit.
>>724021863On the one hand, that's fucking *tragic*.On the other, it's over make believe knives, so, maybe dark comedy?
I have all my money belonging to me and no where else
>>724029209Someone explain the big boogey cocks thing
>>724022038>>724029721>protestants
>>724021863>suicided due to babies first market crashNah he wasn't built for this world desu.
>>724021863not reallyspeculators are barely even human
>>724021863I kek'd.
>Valve gets nothing from trades made in external platforms >No one uses the Steam Marketplace for anything above 10$ >Valve sees no incentive to not do what they did so they do it This is what you get when you don't give the big guy his cut
>>724021863I laughed at worse today, OP.
>>724023240No, the fags that make a huge fuss about it do it for the attention. Some people just fucking blow their brains out in the middle of the woods or something and call it a day. Granted, 9/10 people trying to an hero are the former instead of the latter.
>>724022823yes, but into lower lifeforms
>>724021863>Queue for a game at 2am>My teammates suddenly dont have 200 ping, pink and purple gloves and use their micsValve has murdered my CCP pengyou...
>>724033989It's mostly fun. Nowadays mentally ill people hero themselves over digital make believe gloves. I think there gotta be a subset of males who throughout history were cannon fodder. They were the non-elite infantry, the slaves who built the pyramid, the eunuchs serving the emperor. But nowadays, they don't have that purpose in life so instead they kill themselves over fake knives.
>>724022928retard
>>724037246*ahem hem* AKShully much of the pyramid and statue and tomb building was done by paid workers and artisans, slave labor was limited construction wise
>>724022201>actually makingNo. All these trading markets are the same as the NFT craze: numbers are inflated incestuously, in the hopes that some idiot will come along and give them a payday. They treat lines of code like digital gold, but they didn't understand that gold only has value if you can hold it in your two hands.These people never "had" anything except a promissory note, but the note wasn't worth the paper it was written on.>but what about people who "invest" in gold in a market?You're close to realizing that that is a scam too.
>>724032863CS2 has a bunch of super-rare skins and gear. People have been using them as speculation trading for years, with large sums of money being paid by whales who want to have the rare shit to flash in-game. Today out of the blue, Valve pushed an update that lets you melt five junk items to get a random drop, which can among other things be any of the previously ultra-rare shit.
>>724021863that suicide had perfect comedic timing.You'd be insane to not laugh.
>>724037412we currently have an extra giant version of this with "muh AI", a bunch of mega corps paying each other hundreds of billions to prop up value with no money actually being made, just moved around in circles
>>724022201It's not steam item trading, these individuals use grey markets with their own values since Steam has price limits.
>>724038943Correct. The suicides will continue until financial literacy improves.
>>724028941that was a worry in csgo, then they moved everyone and everything onto cs2 and a year later prices started exploding due to investor confidence. plenty of knife speculators got wiped out in that transition as well, where lighting engine changes made certain patterns look better and other, rarer patterns looked like shit in the new game.
Apparently at least 15 chinks have killed themselves over thisWhy are you celebrating?
>>724021863The first post is objectively hilarious.
>>724039483>Why are you celebrating?Apparently at least 15 chinks have killed themselves over this
>>724021863
>>724039483Who is "celebrating"?
I got a knife for cheap back when they were first introduced. One of the really nice ones. It was like 200$ at the time, and I traded for it, so nothing out of my pocket. On one hand, I'm sad that I didn't sell my knife for a few thousands while it was still up there. On the other hand, at least bots will hopefully stop fucking adding me now. captcha: MYH4X
>>724039917set inventory to frens only
>>724021863the ones going to hell are the subhuman financial speculators that were participating in this scam circus
>>724021863No. This is earned.If this is what it took to kill him, he deserved to die.
>>724028589Do those equipment matter in gameplay? Like they give more attack or something?
>>724041113no. they look cool. I would argue their value is derived from replacement cost, which is basically the cost to open the cases they're from, but stupid people can't have that conversation without going 'hurr durr digital item'.
>>724021863No, only the janny who killed himself goes to hell
I like how the skin community tried to rally people against valve but turns out everyone else thought it was a good idea LMAO
>>724041580more brokies than not. this is a reminder of what awaits anyone of slightly higher status. better nation? third worlders will invade you and kill you for your stuff and celebrate it.
>>724041580>>724041705how do you become so insffuerable that even after knowing people killed themselvespeople STILL sided with gayben?
>>724036772I dont get it
So whats the best value knife do you lads recommend that will become super cheap next week after the trade ban is lifted?
I really wanna know what the photo was. I imagine it was a screencap of the call.
Is the devaluation that bad? These skins still cost $$$$ It's not like their $5000 karambit got down to $5
>>724041749because people will kill others for ten dollarsyou're bloodthirsty sick freaks trying to justify your demonic levels of evil by saying people deserve it for having something you don't.
>>7240419125k to 400.And there are worse drops.
>>724041749In my eyes, those affected are so insufferable that a world without them is preferable.
>>724021863>be stupid enough to pay real money for virtual items thinking they're worth something forever.>panic when they lose worthGuy should have thought of that. Also killing yourself over that is just retarded
>>724021863imagine being in voice chat and some guy just ends it
>>724041948Fr?>>724041972I mean wouldn't want them dead or homeless even though this kind of buy to speculate/scalping is ruining game culture (see pokemon)
>>724022201The guy in op who an hero'd is Russian. Because their economy is flopping hard while putin transfers everything to a war economy for their forever war they were keeping their life savings in csgo skins and crypto, to avoid the currency devaluation from raping their bank accounts. The sanctions (and government policies on keeping money in their country) meant it was pretty much impossible for these people to open accounts in other countries using other more stable currencies.
>>724022202They don't even realize it, their God has become money, they value it more than life itself it's sad, he probably could had lived a normal life even after that
>>724042085Where can I see the original reddit post
>>724042029some stickers you bought for cents in 2014 could cost up to $400 each now.
>>724023302It might be fake but will be forever remembered as true by /v/tards
>>724025736Oh, what a price to payThe trains were fifteen minutes lateOh, what a price to payTo be the author of your fate
Buy the dip, the market will recover just like the tf2 unusuals did.
Money is imaginary. They got to keep their cosmetics, they shouldn't be upset.
I sold my red skins, but prices seem to be still going up. Did I sell too early and missed a potential 10x, or will Valve add purple trades to bring prices down again?
>>724042080>I mean wouldn't want them dead or homeless even though this kind of buy to speculate/scalping is ruining game culture (see pokemon)I think it ruins more than the culture, it ruins the games.Giving financial incentives to make idle bots, cheats, etc. for a multiplayer only game, directly harms only the people that wish to play the game. Their job is to make the experience worse for the playerbase while they profit.
>>724041912The market was estimated at 5 billion dollars, it's down to 4 billion
>>724022957That bastard McNutt, at least he should brought his dog somewhere first before killing himself. Poor dog had to be around his bloody corpse for a while.
>>724021863>create your own speculation bubble based on a gambling item in a fucking video game you have no control over>get shafted>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!>kill yourselfoh I'm laffin'
>>724042213WorseIt was at 6b down 4b and will most likely go to 3b once the trade ban lifts
>>724042204wat, don't purple trades already exist? I thought you could trade all the way up to red before and all they did was let you trade up from red to gold
>>724021863BASED GABEN
>>724042237>speculators are retardedThis is nothing new
>>724042213>>724042239guys how do I short hats
based gaben, slayer of thirdies
The skin market was NOT worth six fucking billion dollars
>>724042254I guess there were, I didn't play cs joe in like 5 years
>>724021863We need to get Trump on this. ASAP.
>>724025736Then imagine being famous already while doing that, the dumb ass city will honor you with a road named after you
>>724042330Not anymore it's not
Why did Valve do it bros?
>>724022038>you can't lose salvation>you have to repent regularly ofHaving to "keep" being saved is works salvation, and it's heresy.
>>724042479Retarded questionWHY DIDNT VALVE DO IT SOONER?This fucking economy was built on hopes and people jerking each other off
>>724023240How do you know that?Have you asked them?
>>724035679Go pray to a woman, catholicuck.
>>724035679protestants believe you get salvation automatically by God's grace alone (they're right btw)living a good life should be something you do out of altruistic good will instead of obligation
>>724028589That's what you get for holding
>>724041749i think people killing themselves over their own stupid mistakes is funny. anyone smart wouldn't put all their eggs in one basket, and dumb people deserve everything they get.
I am inclined to believe a lot of these claims of suicide are fake in the hopes it will influence Valve (lmao)
>>724021863>Am I going to hell for laughing at this?There's some chink "investors" (LOL) syndicate that had like a dozen chinks ack themselves over this.Haven't stopped belly laughing since.
>>724042590trvkeif the only reason you lived a life of kindness and virtue is because you thought you would go to hell otherwise then you didn't actually mean any of it
>>724042683I genuinely believe that.It's probably why Valve released this update earlier.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/516350567072664088To drive home the fact that it's set in stone.
>>724042212cheating doesn't net you more cases per week, it just makes your rank go up because you win more because cheating. the bots are a real issue, though. It harms the price of cases real players 'mine' and like you said it harms people trying to actually play the game those items are intended for.
>>724042224He wasn't talking about McNutt
>>724042541>WHY DIDNT VALVE DO IT SOONER?This, how the fuck does having 40 knives make you a millionaire or whatever? Retarded economy, glad it's gone.
>>724042590True. The life of a Christian is not a quest to get to heaven, that's the easy part because Jesus did all the work. The life of a Christian begins with salvation. We live a good life because our main reason to exist is to serve and worship the LORD. We love him as our father so we live a good life out of love, and in return he will bless us in this life. Spreading the gospel to every creature is also part of the Christian life. Unsaved need to hear the word of God in order to get saved.>So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
CALL ME FALLOUT BOYBECAUSE WERE GOING DOWN LIKE A MERRY GO ROUND
Don't put your savings (as if these fags even had any lol) into stuff that you are not prepared to lose. Like it should be common sense not to own virtual items worth thousands of dollars and expect that to last forever. At some point the game will die and then you will be left holding nothing
>>724042952The funniest part is people asking why valve would tank a 6b market.They see no money from that lmao. Its all happening on third party sites and hoarders hoarding.
>>724042958at least take some of it out and invest in something else, fucking hell. putting all your eggs in one very volatile basket and then being surprised when your single egg breaks is idiotic.
>>724042590pr*testants are retarded hereticsAmerican moment.
>>724042952CUT MY SKIN INTO PIECESTHESE PRICES THEY WILL NOT RISE
>>724042952Did no one step back and ask how any of this made sense? This is celarly pure market manipulation.
>>724042958seeing crypto go up made people retarded
>crying laughter emoji>clown emojikekkles
>>724043135Have you prayed to your queen of heaven today yet? KEK
>>724041783there's a conspiracy that Michael Jordan got into gambling debt during his time with the Bulls, and the people he owed money to killed his dad to prove a point. There's another suggesting the time he decided to play baseball was his way of avoiding getting investigated for his gambling, too.
>>724043364Hahahahaha!
>>724023240not really, most many people kill themselves and found like months after, you just don't hear about themif i were going to kill myself, i'd probably get in a body bag alone in my apartment and went with the less messy way, i would prefer digging a grave somewhere and burying myself but they'd just dig me up anyway probably to do their faggy autopsy so no point really
>>724022201Only third worlders make any “money”with this shit. Because anyone living in a not shithole country could make 10x as much just by working a part time minimum wage job or by going on benefits. You got to remember how poor they are over there that selling a key for $2 for a full days work is enough to feed them and pay their rent
>>724042085>One less RussianI no longer feel bad for laughing at them.
>>724043808I guess with that logic middle easterners are entirely justified flying planes into your house
I’m out of the loop. What happened with steam trading recently?
Its fucking crazy to me how the skin community is being laughed at by everyone even the actual counter strike playerbase despite people attempting to off themselvesLike I expected Valve to catch a lot of flak but nah the real complaint people have at Valve is they wish they did this sooner
>>724044112>skin community is being laughed at by everyoneWhy would someone not laugh at them?
>>724037119wait, cs has less Russians now in the queue? it's actually playable?
>>724044112why should i care that the gaming equivalent of cryptofags are getting fucked? anyone who offs themselves because they made the worst investment decisions possible deserved to die, desu. wouldn't want those retard genes getting passed on anyway.
>>724044112They've generally made themselves a problem to anyone actually interested in playing the game. Get a rare skin? Flooded by messages for trading. Want to play a game? Bots, cheaters, russians and chinks on mic peddaling their skins. You're always at risk of a determined hacker breaking into your account to get at skins so it's dangerous just having them.Yeah, I'd say people are pretty pleased with this. Roll out another update to crash prices even more, drive these faggots to extinction.
>>724021863That's objectively hilarious.>>724041274Well then it's just a texture or model that I can mod in myself.How the fuck are retards ascribing value to this garbage?
>>724022928Still can’t believe a mod was so attention starved that they made and stickied a thread to steal a joke
>>724044341Pretty much this. No one respectable person is a skin trader in any game. Video game economy shit (outside of games where it’s the goal) is always a contemptible and deranged community of third worlders
>>724044605You can also create your own bitcoin copy in 5 minutes.
>>724030175>jeets>only once a monthMore like once an hour
>>724044979I doubt third worlders can afford to pay 200k for a knife skin
>>724043924cry more, pidor
>>724022201>"people"no
>>724028589Welcome to Gaben's casino.
He's right you know.It's good Valve popped the bubble.on their own terms.
>>724021863No, you're gong to heaven if it exists, because it is always okay to laugh at greedy motherfuckers and everyone who gives value to game cosmetics.
I don't get why he'd kill himself over it, did all his money go down the drain, like 100% of it? If he's as slick with trading as he says he is, his earnings should be more than most people make their entire lives. He could just coast on without ever having to find a job.
>>724045534They should add a dragon lore knife that can only be acquired by sacrificing 5 d lores
>>724022038everyone is already saved by default, they just have to accept it and it doesn't matter when they do ityou can live a life full of sin and repent when you face God
>>724043802Russia is cheap but $2 doesn't pay rent and food. You might get a Sandwich and a beer though.
>>724043802How can a third worlder pay 10k for a knife?
>>724021863Absolutely deserved.
>>724045708Most value and skill is exaggerated. He likely had all $2 in one basket.t. quintillionaire with a diverse portfolio and 0 issues
>>724045534Wow a reasonable analysis on the updateYeah this is what I'm expecting too>B-BUT VALVE BROKE PEOPLES TRUSTNo they didnt they broke the trust of people who existed outside their ecosystemThey earned the trust of casual players who are now more willing to engage with a healthier marketOnly skincels lost
Oh no, my fake knives!
>>724021863No, but he will
>>724046248>No they didnt they broke the trust of people who existed outside their ecosystem>They earned the trust of casual players who are now more willing to engage with a healthier marketThis is what the traders don't get. No one fucking cares if they don't trust Valve anymore. They're the ones who ruined the market to begin with.
>>724028064This but also including ecelebs
$10 knives when
>>724046390>They're the ones who ruined the market to begin with.This, Valve wants more players other than just some turd world faggots to enjoy the cosmetics they made, nothing wrong with that.
>>724022241People who are gonna commit suicide have zero reasons to care about your future trauma or if you're gonna be late for work because someone needs to wash the blood off of the train you were gonna take
>>724028589jesus christ, from the greedy corpo mtx and dlc to players ponzi scheming, all of them deserve the guillotine.
Valve should have fucking done this back in 2020 before the market explodedI dont know why they let kikes and cryptotards take advantage of this for so long
>>724029721This explains why christians are evil sacks of shit. They think they're going to heaven no matter what they do, so basically you're no different to muslims.
>>724027582You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, most people rehearse suicides for months, if not years, before doing it. Keep dreaming that anyone will ever give a shit about you dying lmao what an insane cope
>>724042296>convince some guy to let you borrow a hat>immediately sell it>buy the same hat when the price is lower>give it backgood luck finding someone willing to do this
>even the chinks are celebrating the update>theyre all shitting on their skinflipping countrymenLMAOOOOO
>>724044065nothing directly but now you can trade 5 same rarity skins for a higher rarity one, thus you can trade 5 reds for a gold so now gold skins value plummeted and red skin value incresed
>>724045048Bad analogy.Bitcoins worth and utility are the same thing, it's a currency.Textures can be traded but are not necessarily intended as currency, their utility is visual.In this case you can obtain the same visual utility by just doing it yourself.This is like printing your own supreme shirt. It's the same logo, on the same fabric.
What if you just played the video game?
>>724042949You sound like an asshole.
>>724021863No, because hell isn't real. You will, however, be reborn as an animal because of your bad karma.
>>724047676It's because he is.
>>724045534Poor Arbitrage Opportuniyt is DEAD from stabbing himself with his worthless fake knives (the doctors say he is "fine except for being overweight" but WHAT do they KNOW?) and you're laughing and thanking Valve?
>>724046885pr*testants, not christians
>>724021863Steam could, and should, solve the stupid Counterstrike Gambling garbage instantly.>Create a store>Sell every single fucking knife/skin/etc at some set price, probably like $50 or something>Suddenly you now have a price ceiling, so the gambling/trading only works at values less than $50>Problem immediately goes away or is severely diminishedInstead, they do nothing but these tiny half-measures like this. This won't change much of anything, and we're still gonna have kids gambling on shit just the same as ever. It's stupid. And it's even dumber when you remember that Steam doesn't even need any of this, they have an infinite money-printer already, they don't need to make money off children's gambling, they've chosen to.Funny that this guy killed himself though, that's a RIP Bozo.
>>724022241>>724030025>>724046576It seriously is an issue, and it's not one that a lot of people think about.My best friend killed himself, and I learned about it when the cops kicked down my door at 3am to drag me out of the house in handcuffs.They found a body next to my place, everyone knew he lived with me, and so obviously the prime suspect was me. CCTV from the building/area made it clear that I hadn't been outside since the previous evening, that he'd been alone, that it was clearly just a suicide etcetc, but they only took the handcuffs off me when they found his note.In short: Shit sucks. If you're gonna kill yourself, please do it in a way that won't implicate your friends/family in a crime.At least his suicide note was (intentionally) hilarious. I've kept it (I'm not really sure what you're meant to do with something like that), it really captured his personality.
>>724023240How does one end their pathetic existence without being seen as an attention whore?
>>724048180Respectfully, can I read the note?
>>724048240Probably living alone and starving to death. Better yet if no one finds the body until a week later
>>724048316Living alone? In this economy? Think realistically.
>>724029059“But when a righteous man turns away from his righteousness, does injustice, and does according to all the abominations that a wicked man does, will he live? All his righteous deeds which he has done will not be remembered for his unfaithfulness which he has committed and his sin which he has committed; for them he will die.— Ezekiel 18:24
>>724048280Nah, I promised I wouldn't post it online. The police were worried it'd make it's way around Social Media, which wouldn't be fair to his family. It's just a bunch of in-jokes, nonsense like "OOM RIP LOL" and saying he didn't wanna do it anymore, so he was gonna head out, with a big smiley face.
>>724042590>living a good life should be something you do out of altruistic good will instead of obligationThat explains why the vast majority of Protestants act like assholes.
>>724022928>I guess you could say it's a hero shooter now>Not "an hero shooter"So fucking close. How dare you fuck this up.
>>724022038Is this the new go-to cope for all the nu-christcuck larpers who spend days on end jerking off, spreading hate, and enjoying others' misfortune?
>>724043365>There's another suggesting the time he decided to play baseball was his way of avoiding getting investigated for his gambling, too.This bit is definitely true.
>>724047498the texture has a pattern and float value meaning it is semi-unique and is visible to others in the game. a skin changer will make your guns look nice to you, but to others you are just running vanilla weapon skins.
>>724042590>protestants believe you get salvation automatically by God's grace alone (they're right btw)Funny enough, the famous line from Jean D'arc that defeated the English Church was almost perfectly aligned with that.
>>724043135>being this hatefulno wonder catholic countries have the highest murder rates in the world when this is what the catholic church preaches
>>724048473sounds like a funny guy
>>724048838USA has by far the biggest homicide rate among all developed countries. :)
>>724046016Where do the knives come from? They literally spend all day playing the game to get them
>>724048856Yeah, he was a great guy, I miss him a lot.
>>724048898america ist mostly latinx and jewish therefore judeo-catholic, tho.
Everything keeps going down, what to do?I'm losing my sight, losing my mind, wish somebody would tell me everything's fine.
>>724022928
>putting this much effort into cosmetics that other players can't see through the gunfire and explosionsI never got it and never will
>>724048838What are you smoking, sir?
>>724048720Not if I use cheats
>>724023569Ding ding ding. This has always been the case.
>>724049252Barely anyone did it for themselves. It's all a grift like MTG cards, Beanie Babies, pogs, etc. The entire economy is dominated by subhumans who are only there to be a part of said economy.
>>724021863live by the knife die by the knife
>>724048910I can understand. Hope things get better for you, man.
>>724047676>He that reproveth a scorner getteth to himself shame: And he that rebuketh a wicked man getteth himself a blot. Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: Rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.
>>724021863>/v/ thinks this is realHow gullible is this place?Don't you guys think you're smarter than the average person?
>>724049460>haha surely no one would really commit suicideOh you sweet summer child
>>724048316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRInCg_uOWg
>>724049460Well the board IS full of browns....
>>724023364>That's women doing "suicide attempts", not actual suicides, retards.That's literally an incel cope. I mean, women do fail at it more often, but, as counterintuitive as it may sound, suicidal adoration is extremely narcissistic at its core, regardless of how often a certain demographic succeeds at it.When these people think of suicide, they ALWAYS fantasize about the way people will react to it.
>>724049486Holy fuck you really are this gullible.It's very possible one or two people have killed themselves over their CS inventories. But the OP is clearly a joke.If you really believe otherwise, I have some investment opportunities you may be interested in.
>>724049443Eat my ass.
>western societies are finally ridding themselves of radical left cancer>not even a year has passed, and christfaggot rithoid retards have already taken their nicheWe'll never catch a break, don't we?Isn't it crazy how their biases have clouded their mind to the point where they genuinely think that screeching verses on an imageboard will land them anything but ridicule and disdain?
>>724021863Huh.Hopefully thoes scammers that keep trying to take my Op Breakout case have hung themselves then.
>>724048720>Getting achievements is about letting other people know you did them
>>724049829You cannot leave the seat of zeal in the human heart empty. Something will always sit there.
>>724022823He's Russian, this img in original says something closer to "i'm at 0"
>>724049892yes, I want people to see my brightly colored knife as I am last alive for the tenth round in a row and out of position blatantly trolling them
>>724036845so that's where cockroaches come from
>>724048473That must have been shit for you dude, I’m sorry. He sounds like a good guy
>>724023302It's because screenshot is translated from Russian. Also perhaps they hidden/closed the group
>>724045226I'm glad jews such as yourself are getting this shamelessthere's no 111
Literally what NFTs where designed for, but nah, let's use a privately owned system that we neither have control of nor have permission to use like a parasite
RIP to the guy but geez.But who knew putting all your shit in something less real than a fart is not a good idea.
No it'll be for all that other stuff
>>724051653
Watch valve pull some more dumb shit that causes the dead fags' (((portfolios))) to double their original value Buy high sell low jump high land low
>>724051653>da joozYour entire country is built upon Jew worship. The Bolsheviks were all Jewish and everyone in your country worships them.
The funniest thing to me is that neither Valve nor traders learned from Artifact to not do this. Artifact flopped hard on launch but it did have a very tiny audience that played it to hoard expensive cards. Well at one point Valve decided to do some rebalancing, nerf OP cards and buff weaker ones, perfectly normal and good things to do for a game that you want people to PLAY. But people didnt PLAY Artifact, they played stocks market IN Artifact. So when OP cards got nerfed, ALL cards became worthless because they can be changed at any moment, so the people playing stocks left.Traders didnt learn not to put their life savings in Steam inventory, and Valve didnt learn not to... well i want to believe they did it on purpose but it did seem they didnt care to stop gambling sites before, so idk what their stance actually is.Anyway fuck em both.
>>724054980This was calculated by valve
>>724025736I'm not sure what's worse, the demons convincing people to commit suicide or the demons making you a heartless bug person.
>>724049987Nothing of value was lost then
>>724025973>chad suicidesThere is no such thing.
>>724033230>a suicided person was not suicidalHere is were following the idiotline down the contrarian chasm lead you.
>>724054980Nobody fucking cares about Artifact, will you shut up about it?
>>724022928hahahahahahahahaha
>>724021863Lol. Lmao even
>>724022928I Jej'd
>>724032659Thats telegram in the screenshot
>>724023240Co-worker's son strangled himself quietly one night in the family home how about you go fuck yourself faggot.
>>724021863Lmao, what a loser, troonie ending yourself for pixels, imagine that
>>724033230yeah, the brain kind of forces you to feel that way. can't tell if baiting
>>724051653>russian (jews)>hate jewsmany such cases
>>724022241Not my problem if you an hero yourself, i couldn't care less about any of you
>>724022928CARLOS!!!!
>>724025736Good morning sars do the needful on the train rails SAAAAAR!!!!
>>724030417Seething jeet
>>724021863we're all going with you fren
So why all the knives and shit now cost nothing?
>>724054980these are smart people working in a non public company, they must be laughing their ass off.
>>724021863Nah, Gaben simply went whaling from one of his yachts.
>>724048519after the salty tidal wave yesterday, even fucking it up just makes it funnier
>>724042213Thats barely anything
>>724065527they added a new way to create super rare knives, by using shitty "covert" items. It'll all stabilize and the shitty input materials will rise significantly in value.
>>72406573120% isn't "barely anything"
>>724021863I didn't realize CS players had it so bad. There's blood on your hands, Mr. Newell!
>>724065740What base value is it econony gonna base itself around thoughThe armory stars?
>>724028429was 3+4 remake really that bad?
you could just not spend thousands of dollars on videogame items
>>724063165You're not proving him wrong. Why didn't the son do it where he wouldn't force his parents look at his dead body in the house that they all presumably live in for years together? Because he wanted to make his parents remember the time they found his body each time they pass by his room even after they move out and sell the house in an attempt to lessen the impact (does not work)
>>724022424>Turns out all your masterplans had one big fatal flaw, which is being the fact that Gaben the Fat doesnt care about the value of your made-up pixels. Sad!Say Gaben the Fat 3 times in the mirror during Halloween and he'll appear.
>>724025736I work in NYC and every month or so my subway train gets a 30 minute delay because someone gets squished by a train. It’s annoying as shit, we need suicide booths or some shit because I’m sick of it
>>724030025KEK
>>724063165>caring about your coworkers wifes sonyou should strangle yourself too
>>724021863We'll see.
>>724028589why dont they just get regular jobs?
>>724025736>Le how could you be so le heartlessIf this were 15 years ago everyone would be rightly shitting on this dishonest indignation. What happened to "do it faggot"?Suicide is an inherently selfish act. There's a reason it's a sin in Christianity. Don't any of you pretend to actually care.
