What's his name again?
Real hero reporting in.
>>724028661
>You guys fucking suck. Not you Sonar, you’ve been great
>>724029083I do hope whoever was your #1 most sent in episode 2 gets a small shoutout
>pay full price for a game>get to play 1 1/2 hours of it a weeklmao
>>724028661SAY HELLO TO THE BAD GUY
>>724029167>pay
>>724028661RAZOR RAMONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKlICf9ye-4
>>724029083So there's 2 seats empty. One is Invisigal but who's the other?
>>724029298Waterboy can join the squad at some point
>>724028969Best answer.
>>724028846Freedom force is an extremely fun game, nobody makes these kind of games nowadays
so is there no option to just remain quiet?
>Ready for our date anon?
>>724029629No. Which is odd.
>>724029679Date?
>>724029629Remain quiet would actually be the correct answer in some of these situations and that would mean they need to have more than 1 outcome
>>724028661spanish gigachad for spics to self-insert that they look or sound like that
>>724029681Thought so. I tried that and it auto picked some bullshit line. Super gay.
Will Flambae betray us later on?
>protagonist actually takes shit seriously and doesn't tolerate their villain bullshitpleasant surprise
>>724029679Perfect wife material.
>>724029837Might be a flashback to their fight
>>724029837I don't think so. He'll be a whiny mess but eventually get his crap together.
>>724029895and used more make up, got breast augmentation, and wore more feminine clothing, cleaned up her potty mouth
>>724029995doubt it, he probably joins shroud
>sonar femboy mode where he sucks your cock vs sonar beast mode where he assrapes youim thinking... based.
>>724030238stop choosing the faggot lifestyle
Does Invisigal need to hold her breath to stay invisible? Is that why her asthma flares up so much doing routine shit?
>>724030087I don't know, perhaps he might. It'd be interesting if depending on your dispatching and action towards the z-team one or two members will go awol and join shroud. Though I doubt AdHoc thought that far ahead. But in terms of usual suspects. I think Waterboy will be the mole. It's the same old schick. The most pathetic character that's mostly unassuming is a bigger mastermind than we thought. Think Professor Quirrell from Harry Potter.
>>724030314That's what her bio says. But it looks to be entirely selective and plot dependent. She sure sat a long time in that conference room not breathing.
>>724030314>Does Invisigal need to hold her breath to stay invisible?yes
>>724030314Its very selective, feels like a cover. You were changing with BB for like 2-3 minutes and you are telling me she held her breath that long?
>>724030409>She sure sat a long time in that conference room not breathingyeah that was shit
>invisigirl gets blood on her>the blood doesn't turn invisible with herExplain to me how this works. It seems like bullshit.
Since invisigal like scars, do you have any anon? I have one on my chin and right arm
>>724030664old movie cliche to make the invisible person visibleIt has only ever made sense when the person was naked the whole time. Or they were wearing some mcguffin fabric that turns invisible with their body
>>724030664She can't turn other people invisible?Blood is technically still a part other person
>>724030664her biggest weakness revealed, facials.
>>724029995So he's legally-distinct Rex Plode?
>>724030770shut up faggot
>>724029629They paid for Aron Paul and you are going to hear his deadpan delivery of a millennial zinger whether you like it or not.
Right so apparently if you french kiss invisigirl and she turns invisible you'll be able to see your spit in her mouth.Because that makes sense.
>>724030893Rex Splode.
>>724029775>spanish
>>724030910Make me
>Can't even clean the files to stop spoilers rightfucking adhoc i swearincompetent pieces of shitnow the hypes all goneFUCK
>>724030882that would make sense if she couldn't turn her clothing invisible with her, but she can, so the blood/donut filling or anything else should also turn invisible
>>724030948Jessie?
>>724030984Legally distinct Johnny Storm, more like.
>>724030976>cum inside invisigal>she turns invisible and you can see your cum floating in the airKind of hot ngl.
>>724031108Johnny needs to ditch the terrible mustache. Reed needs to get rid of the beard too. Facial hair is for fags.
>>724031183lmao this twink fag can't grow facial hair
>screenshots leak>Now I can't come here because someone will obviously spoil things sooner or later.It was fun to enjoy these threads for a day, a shame they lasted so little.
>>724031183Sorry bud. Marvel is insisting upon him keeping it.
>>724031243it only spoiled Shrouds identityTHINK OF ALL THE AMAZING WEEK TO WEEK WATERCOOLER DISCUSSION YOU WILL BE MISSING OUT ON
>>724031301why is spider-man dressed like a faggot
This is the gayest version of superheroes I've ever fucking seen. Shit should be about fighting crime, aliens, supervillains and everything in between, not petty drama between characters that behave like faggots on a discord server. I fucking hate this style of 3D animation too, it reminds me of that garbage recent X-Men show where everything is 3D with a filter over it because 2D animation is dead these days.
>>724031383He dressed that way since the 80s. btw Johnny is swimming in Iceman's body.
>>724031490>He dressed that way since the 80s>>724031383
>>724030987I've never seen an Afghan character in a video game before, huh
>>724031334Dont they mention who he is ingame?
>>724031698yes
>>724031550Yes.
Now that shit's spoiled, they should just release the whole game immediately.
>>724031758>>724031816Not really a spoiler then. I'm trying to avoid episode 3+ spoilers but here I am..
>>724031852not gonna happenTHINK OF THE ENGAGEMENTWEEKS AND WEEKS OF ENGAGEMENTGET HYPEDMEET BY THE WATERCOOLERDISCUSS THE TV- I MEAN GAME
>>724031490Why was the 80's so fucking gay?
>>724028846based
>>724031852It's not critical unless the leaker uploads "romance" scenes since 95% of people, evidently, watch it for that.
>>724031925well we did see that you end up getting the option to strangle Shroud to death or let invisislut stab him. But we already knew it was going to end like that anyway.
>>724031953You tell us.
>>724031816>>724031953makes sense why the xmen 97 show was so ultra faggot coded
>mecha pilot>ugly as fuck suitIf the main guy's gimmick is a mecha/power suit, couldn't they get a good designer for that at least?
>>724028661His name is No Flambae Romance No Buy And Not Even Pirate
Is this your marriage material?
>>724032093I dress like this
>>724032286...is your pic supposed to be one of these "good designs"?
>>724032286You call this ugly? Sure it's not what you see in Mecha nowadays but it's not bad at all.
>>724032412No. This is. >>724029437
>>724032412Yeah, pretty much
>>724032286that looks like shit
ACK!
>>724032348True.
>>724029837Flashback scene is obvious. Possibly we're gonna learn he had unknown history with the Z-Team.Reminder that only Invisigal knows he's Mechaman and Coupe was laughing at all of Mechaman's millenial zingers against Flambe.Also they were all immediately interested in Mechaman.Might come up that batboy actually did hear that whole argument.
>>724032286>>724032476ENTER
>>724030467She's really good at holding her breath.Imagine the pool blowjobs, Vox Machina proves that's Laura Bailey's fetish anyway.
>>724033002[PUNT][STOMP]
>>724032930>Reminder that only Invisigal knows he's Mechaman and Coupe was laughing at all of Mechaman's millenial zingers against Flambe.In the last episodes thus far but in this snippet from the trailer. Flambae comments that Robert "doesn't got it any more" and that they need him behind that desk. https://youtu.be/PzRQrDK7zUs?si=PnJp8mwzPaC2luEa&t=36
>>724033042Laura Bailey fetish is sucking cock in a pool? Damn, where do I get a GF like that?
>>724033002A shame this will never ever return in any capacity due to it being a tax write off.
>>724033042Women aren't coomers like that
Looks neat is it worth a look
every thread about this on /v/ so far has seemed completely full of shills and bots so far
>>724033246I'm a coomer, thank you very much.
I haven't played the game so correct me if it's explained but why would you be a superhero that relies on a big mech suit if you were shit out of luck the moment the mech suit gets totaled?Iron Man literally repairs and replaces suits all the timeis mecha man just fucking poor?
>>724033193not. bought it
>>724033117Like I said, it seems likely that Sonar actually did hear the whole argument and he'll blurt it all out to the rest of the team.Or Invisigal will tell the team to spite Robert.Or Robert will get the option to tell the team (they'll find out anyway).It's how TellTale devs worked in previous works.>>724033179Women are the biggest coomers and love sex jokes Anon. Take it from someone who has had to work in a majority-female workplace.
>>724033338he has been repairing the suithe literally went broke from doing so repeatedly
>>724033338>is mecha man just fucking poor?Yes that's the bedrock of the premise. By working for them they promised to restore the suit.
>>724033042her fetish is getting her cock sucked in a pool?>>724033117>3+ generations of secret identities>go corpo>suddenly your data gets "leaked"just like irl!
>>724033321you have a sex drive? cringe
>>724033193I enjoyed it and chatting/speculating with other anons has been fun.>>724033338Protag burned through his inheritance and the life insurance from his dad trying to keep the suit running basically with duct tape since he didn't know the deeper mechanics to make the thing
>>724033338He was driven by a desire for vengeance. He wanted to kill the man who killed his father, so he blew all his inheritance on repairing the suit.
>>724028846Champion.
>>724033368>who has had to work in a majority-female workplace.Literally hell, the only places where I had to work with women they were screaming and insulting each other
>>724033436>her fetish is getting her cock sucked in a pool?Sucking cock and/or getting eaten out in a pool, considering her characters in Vox Machina and this.
>>724033531>Literally hellIt's like forever high school.Truly hell.
invisigirl and BB call this a dad bod? what do their dads look like?
Does punching with your left or right make much of a difference?
>>724032412>sexual harassment is okay when it's a woman doing it! If a male super was telling the female dispatcher how she's a dyke or cockhungry slut over her preference of donut the story would have killed him off by now.
>>724033774
>>724033762Ko the guy or fall on your assyou still lose the fight and get rescued
>>724033650Working with other men is way better. We joke around making racist or dick jokes and it's just a good time despite everything
>>724033703Invisibitch clearly grew up without a father
Is BB too good to be true?
>>724033464>since he didn't know the deeper mechanics to make the thingI dont know where that comes from. he did say he went bankrupt from spending all that money on the suit but he does know how to repair it.maintaining a combat suit cant be cheap. like try repairing an Apache or Black hawk with tape
>>724033513>>724033464>>724033418>>724033415>>724033402okay I get it now that makes much more sense
>>724033902Yea, I used to control the cameras for horse racing, swapping between UI, and doing reruns.Also had to help with the break down. All men.It was a good job, people just wanted to get their shit done and go home, everyone was focused on problem solving and/or joking around.Working with women, you deal with gossips, you got the women that hang around you because you aren't a sociopath, you got the others that are the most fake-corpo shit in the world. It basically breaks down to women that want to ruin you and women that realize you are the only non-fuckup/malicious actor in the building. I'd argue the most dangerous is if the girl actually has the hots for you. You do NOT want to deal with that shit.
>>724028661sniper from tf2
Is he kino?
>>724034757no
>>724032693He looks good with that gap.
Tell me about her
>Snake. Solidus Snake.
>>724035498Damn, where is she?
>>724035692She’sInvisible
>>724035871when you can't even saymy name
riveting discussionso glad that the game is being drip thread to preserve this amazing dialog
>>724036453*drip fed
>>724035991Invisigal feet scan when?
>>724036453Learn how to spell, Ahmed
>>724030987>afghani character>likes blowing shit upwew
>>724036742it wasn't a spelling error genius
>>724036453>missed the early threads pre-spoilers
>>724036925It was, and also a grammar error
>>724017997>>724017891After playing the demo I was still surprised to learn he was the breaking bad guy lol
>>724037018not it isn't, it's a grammatical error when you use the wrong word in a sentence
>>724036453blame adhocbetween the achievements and the leaks, shit is fucked
>>724033774>banter>>sexual harassment shut the frick up pussy
>>724037347>blame adhocI do
Why are you so gay brahs? You are making me uncomfortable
>>724032476Super Ultimate Mechaman could rape BB and Pman in a 1v2
IN 24H I WILL PLAY THIS GAME WITH MY FRIENDS LETS GOOOO
Watch out tiny boy!
I think the problem is that nothing really happens in the first two episodes :VLike, Invincible had a top-tier hook at the end of its first episode.Dispatch? Pretty meh so far in terms of the big-picture stuff.
>>724037407Americans really dont know what banter is
>>724028969spbp
>>724037909I was surprised when episode 2 ended because nothing happened. A decent writer would have had some hint that the weapon at granny's was based on the stolen mecha man core so we have a reason to care about this at all. Also Robs speech and dedication to turn the z team around comes from nowhere. All they want is the bare minimum but he wants to integrate himself with scumbag ex-criminals for no real reason.
Are you ready for >Taking BB back to your place BEFORE she breaks up with Phenomamal>Pop music plays >BB pushes you into the wall>Puts hands on both side of you >Crushes through the wall>Looks embarassed>Then smiles >Throws you on the bed >Smash cut to broken bed and you with a broken pelvis or >Sitting back at home>go to room>Something closes the door>Turn around surprised >Something starts caressing you>Pulls off your pants >Ghostbuster face of something invisible sucking your dick >See the outline of a face covered in you glaze >Something pushes your head down>"You said you liked squirters gushing down your throat, right"
>>724039398Invisigal definitely would follow him into the bathroom to fuck at work
>>724029679RIP his ass
>>724028661Razor Ramon (The Bad Guy)
>>724033703In case you are genuinely clueless, 'dod bod' is what femoids call 90 to 99% percentile male attractiveness because of feminism. Only the top 1% is rated by females as 'attractive' and they do not rate any males as 'most attractive'.
>>724032128Evidently crop tops for men were in during the 80s and 90s, so....
>>724028846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFljCmh0UPg
>>724029083punch up looks like hes about to say "what the fuck man, weve been trying our best."
>>724032930Sonar at the very least heard that Robert was a superhero for 15 years, which might already be enough of a clue for someone like him to put 2 + 2 together, especially since MM was still on the news recently due to having to quit after 15 years.
Niggas should just leak more shit so they drop all the episodes at once
>>724042178I doubt there will be more than what's already been leaked
>>724032286The suit looks cool but the artillery seems a bit bulky.
>>724032286that looks less like a mech and more like an iron man suit
>>724029843A refreshing change of pace.
BULK SLABPEC
DIRK THUNDERCHUNK
>>724031953because it existed at a time after women were empowered to be sexual and 'demanding' of men, but before people were deathly afraid of appearing gay.so straight men dressed and acted in the kinds of ways which are appealing to women, which are coded as gay.this is not surprising, because women and gays are both attracted to the male body so naturally clothes which appeal to women by displaying the male body will also appeal to gays and so gays will wear them and so wearing them will become gay-coded.it's all very dumb, but logical.
>>724043465The name's ROYD, HEMA-ROYD.
>>724032093nobody wore this in public, it was a weird movie trend.
>>724039398>>Something pushes your head down>>"You said you liked squirters gushing down your throat, right"Anon, please
>>724044345Sure it was.
Was that really necessary in an official art plastered all over store pages?Also, they better show bobs and vegana after rubbing a cock in my face during the opening
i thought this would have been like a game like this is the police but its just telltale sloppa
>>724037347what happened
>shilling campaign shills bb as vanilla main love interest on forkchong for half a year>ntrI am radiating with seethe harder than elephant's foot in chirnibilyiv
>>724045197shroud's identity got leaked and there's gay shit in the cheevs
>>724045248ntr is fine when you're the one doing the cuckingwhich is what this is
I like the stacy over tomboy.
>>724045695Only one of them is gonna sniff your shirt when you're not around
>>724045425Vanilla or death niggaADHD goblina would be ok-ish if she was 1 head taller
>>724044982>censors Prism's bare asswhy are shills such pussies?also did mr sunglasses at night left his dick at home? that crotch is beyond FtM tier
>>724045851He's tucking it.
>>724030987Considering how many Afghans can pass for white, this isn't actually that surprising.
>>724033703I thought dad bod was strongfat. This is a lean dude with a bit of muscle on him.
>>724046220>I thought dad bod was strongfat. It is, Invisigal doesn't know what she's talking about.
>>724045381>gay shit in the cheevsI don't know. It could simply just be mending Blazer's and Phenomaman's relationship.
>>724046884or him mending your asshole
>>724037772Was about to buy it but then I saw this cuck shit. Fuck this game.
>>724047110nigga that's his bitchyou would be the bull in this scenario
>>724047068Like Bob Bob wouldn't be the one topping.
>>724047248>cuck blonde blazeralpha shit right there
>>724047218The morality of cucking is not a law of the jungle thing where it's just about who is the cucker and who is the cuck. You shouldn't fool around with someone who is in a relationship. BB should dump Phenomaman if she's into Mecha Man. It's just the morally right thing to do, and it makes both of you into worse people if you sleep around like that. Do not cuck someone, lest ye be cucked.
>>724047319Pulling a long long man manuver on this one.https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=bUaIzPrCiSfwP7V3&t=297
>/v/ now loves reddit movie gamesHow the mighty have fallen
>>724047467
>>724047413>cuck not lest ye be cuckedNah big dog imma be the bull and then ask god for forgiveness later
what I'm expecting>phenomeman is either a robot, an alien or just some evil retard>BB betrays you based on if you romance her or not>same with invisigal>fernando flamenco becomes your best bro after you solve his anger issue>the rest of the cast does not matter>waterboy is either a mole, a villain or shroud>shroud reveal is an expected known face but he will be some random (thats the twist)
>>724047605>>fernando flamencoFlambachabazi is more appropriate since he's a differenk kind of darkie
>>724047597once a cheater always a cheater>dood no way she would never cheat or leave me for someone else haha
>>724047663I never said I was goin to keep the bitch
>>724047654I don't care what they say about being afgani, he is a walking caricature of what americans think an spanish person is
>>724047719this, I just want to use her pussy for 1-2 hours
>>724047110You knew there was no date
>>724047605>the rest of the cast does not matterI would be a bit disappointed if we can't get to know these characters well.What if my favourite character is Coupé? I want to know more about her, I don't need a romance route, but I would like the choice to know more about her, and see how can I help her.
If you want to unlock the full game just go offline and set you system clock forward a month.Yes it's really that easy, I've tried it.
>>724048937all you need to know about the sportscar is that the midget rides her>>724048554that's a porn SFM movie isnt it?
What the hell is with the music for the credits in episode 2?>only whack niggas don't lick bootyholeNo seriously what the fuck, why would you choose to use this song here? It's so jarring after the scene with BB and Phenomaman.
>>724049173TL: only crazy people dont lick ass to go up the corporate ladder (like blonde bitch does)
>>724049173>niggers tongue my anus - the musical
>>724049003Do not be retards and do not waste your time. The game is clearly not completely downloaded.
>>724049003So what happens later in the story? Sum it up.
>>724049554Invisibitch works for Shroud who's also your character's dad, but you can fix her.Phenomaman is actually a bro while Blondie is a bitch who tried to usurp him with HR bullshit.
>>724047597You do realize that you have to truly mean that you are sorry when asking God for forgiveness, right?
>>724049772Can you hook up with Phemonaman or no?
>>724039398>Something pushes your head down>"You said you liked squirters gushing down your throat, right"shes only invisible while holding breath
I want to fuck the red demon!
>>724050602>actual demon>played by Alanah PearceL M A O>>724050515Im not trusting a word that comes out of that traitor's mouth
>>724049082Nagoonimation
>>724050776>Alanah PearceWho's that?
>>724051405The only known human to get cucked by Anthony Burch
>>724051405a cookbook writer by dayan onlyfans model by night
Just realized, the goon that you throw down the building at the beginning could've freed himself with his acid powers at any time.Will this ever be addressed or did the writers overlook this?
>>724052013>Will this ever be addressed or did the writers overlook this?Probably an oversight by the writers. Or maybe he intentionally let himself get caught to lead Mecha Man to the ambush?
>>724052073If that was the case then he would've talked immediately when he was asked about the location.
>>724052120Then likely the former. Just a major oversight.
>>724052120If he did that Mecha Man would've been suspicious.If you fail the QTEs at the start of the raid the goons say something like "he's here" ie. implying that they've been expecting you.
>>724052013He let himself be captured to trap MecaMan; pay attention to dialog anon
>>724052073The reporter in that interview afterwords pretty much said it was an ambush.
why did they choose not to have any walking segments or puzzle things like the walking dead? at least that made it feel like an actual game. seems like this game is just a tv show with a few dialogue options.
>>724052421They removed it specifically because it added padding to the game. So I guess it was to make less work on their end?
>>724052421walking simulators are arguably less of a game that VNs arefrankly Id rather have the dispatch and hacking minigames
>>724052421Walking was the worst part of telltale games because it was a leftover from the 90s quests like inventory
When is the next episode. Monday?
>>724052831Wednesday.
Here's the schedule.
>>724052853>>724052890Thanks
>>724053081No problem.
>>724043421>>724043465CHUNK BEEFBLAST
>>724029083>The only guy with brains on the team>Turns into a big dumb monster half the time
>>724030987Fuckin terrorist
>>724055382Maybe they'll find a workaround eventually?
>>724052890>90 minutes of gameplay every weekTerrible business model
>>724056301As opposed to 90 minutes of gameplay every three months?
>>724056525Telltale's episodic format was bad as well, but it had more than 90 minutes of gameplay per episode.
>>724056834At least Telltale had a reason for the episodic releases. This game is like a finished book and the author tears out most pages after handing it to you
The gays on reddit are mad
>>724028661Capeshit cuck game
This game is probably the most sadistic form of gay bait I’ve seen recently. Make a bunch of men that appeal to faggots specifically, obvious gay tension between characters, constant gay jokes, but never go through with any of it.
>>724057335No superpowered moustache ride?
>>724057335I got this theory that the wokeness was intentionally turned down in Episode 1 and later episodes will lean in hard on gay shit
>>724057556I can respect it, I fucking hate how in a lot of games nowadays characters are now player-sexual for no good reason. The MC in this isn't some self insert and is clearly straight, hence why he can't romance mr sunglasses at night.
>>724057556It’s strange too considering it’s development has Critical Role contributing to it. You’d think they would’ve accounted for a M/M romance option to appeal to that demographic but alas no. We got companies like Warhorse making the bold step instead. Simply baffling.>>724057643>PlayersexualGood grief is the mere concept of bisexuality that incomprehensible on this website?
>>724057881Everyone isn't inexplicably bi just to have the player able to romance them
>>724057628> lean in hard on gay shitIf there’s no romance option that’s male. Then mere beefcake eye candy won’t be enough to satisfy.
>>724057881Didnt that Part of their audience Turn on them for making a setting all about archeology ala tomb Raider and Indiana Jones?
>>724057931Beyond BG3 what other titles consist of romance options that are into men and women?
>>724058153Not that familiar with Critical Role so I don’t know. You sure you aren’t referring to classic D&D fans?
>>724056301>buying movie games in the first place>>724057628>and later episodes will lean in hard on gay shitwhy do you think Alanah's character hasnt even appeared yet?>>724057881>’d think they would’ve accounted for a M/M romance option to appeal to that demographicthat one's weird since I dont think fags are into busty blondes. it would be pretty jarring if later chapters show that robbie is a fag
>>724057881I am tired of gay shit being pushed on me. Yes playersexuality is fucking homo.
>>724058280I Recall seeing articels complaining how their third or fourth setting got them under fire for glorifying the act of "taking artifacts away from indigenous people and shipping them to another continent" which doesnt Sound Like your Classic or even average modern dnd Fan, but rather a tumblerite
>>724058331I mean they could have made Robert bisexual to begin with and have a choice between Blazer, Invisigal, and Flambae. The three of them do have a closer relationship with Robert initially. Ranging from co-workers to former rivals. And Flambae does have tension with Bob that could easily be played towards an enemies to lovers relationship. Much like how Visi is a bit hostile now but she does have a soft spot for him.
>>724058331>buying movie games in the first placeI didn't buy anything, but that won't stop me from complaining
>>724058446Pushed. Just like how it was in KCD2 you simply couldn’t help but flirt with Hans?
>>724058530Are you A BoT? Why are You Typing Like This?>>724058639>former rivalsa "former rival" doesnt get his shit pushed in that easily. he is the textbook definition of a jobber. his perk even makes fun of it
>>724058778Nah, that one did it right actually. Never felt like Henry was pushed into it or that if you ever interacted with it, any of the characters would become gay. However, if you think about it... IT still shit. Both Henry and Hands are constantly talking about wenches and then suddetly naah i want to fuck my bro.
>>724058837>Are you A BoT? Why are You Typing Like This?Cause im an esl eurofag and a phonefag rn, making autocorrect a Bit of a bitch
The leaks continue. Nothing interesting so far though. Just a possibility of an ending without a romance with Invisigal https://youtu.be/4nNTij-zp2Q?si=fE5gIr_uyxp7UT-D
So apparently you can't even romance the blond bitch. Invisigal can be romanced however. Tomboy bros, we won
>>724058905> Both Henry and Hands are constantly talking about wenches and then suddetly naah i want to fuck my bro.Again, bisexuality.
Built for ____
>>724059206No one
>>724059157>red herring
>>724032930Not just Invisigal, Sonar knows, the guy in the toilett knows as well.
So according to the leaker Blonde Bitch isn't even a love interest and is just a fakeout. So the only option is Invisigirl? Nice player choice.
The constant spamming of this shit is so inorganic.
>>724059349Episode 8 is going to be a shit show for Blazer fans.
>red herring
>>724059206Not being romancable. Hope you didn't waste the first two episodes trying to get with her while ignoring the only actual option you have.
>>724059025I sometimes forget phoneposters exist>>724059206phenomenal cock!>>724059087please tell me that's not the bathroom
>>724034757He ends up dying like a bitch being stabbed by Invisibitch, so no
>baitshilling on forkchong>fell for it
>>724059157>>724059087aha, ye, that's fun and all but do you get to bang her or what?
>blonde blazer cucks you>invisigirl backstabs youTruly a modern game.
>:<
>>no, incel, you cannot hold hands with women who are nice to you
>>724033178its been re-acquired
>>724052890>All episodes' titles is one word>Except for episodes 5 and 6 for some reasonMy OCD ass fucking HATES that shit. Have a fucking pattern and stick to it. Or don't, but then have titles with 3 words as well.Telltale's walking dead had all episodes' titles be 3 words (to mimic how the comic book volumes' titles all have 3 words) and then broke that rule for 2 out of 4 episodes for the final season, fucking dumbasses.
>>724059570> please tell me that's not the bathroomIt’s the locker room
>>724059087PHENOMAPAL!
>>724059157That sucks i like the Stacy.
>>724029167>full price Isn't it like 20$
So if Blonde Bitch can't be romanced, does that mean there is another romance option apart from Invisigal? Cause there are two different achievements for romance...Or maybe those are for two different romance scenes for Invisigal? Like you can end up kissing vanilla like inthe car, or after she beats the shit out of you, so you're on the stretcher? Or maybe it's based on what kind of date you go with her? Now that I think of it, it's probably that, the latter, yeah
I knew something was up. No way a conventionally attractive could be a romance option in 2025 without any postmodernist shit.
>>724060234You can make her go back with Phenomapal or end up alone, I guess.
>>724060082same difference it's just as gay>>724060309regional pricing was a mistake>>724060325ofcourse it's the latter. and that's the FIRST rugpullanons have been theorizing they saved all the woke shit for the remaining chapters
>>724060338>hehe sorry chud hot blonde white girls are le bad! Its all so tiring
>2025>expecting the hot white blonde woman to be romancable in western gameHave you anons learned nothing? Though the devs intentionally baiting the players into thinking she's an option is scummy.
>>724060579she'd be an option of the MC was brown
Hope adhoc will go the same way as telltale, except with no survivorsI don't like being baited
>>724060467>anons have been theorizing they saved all the woke shit for the remaining chaptersYeah, that's the way things are done now. Watch season 1 of the TV-Show? No wokeness. Saeson 2? You better strap in fucker.
I want that fucker to gush in my throat like a jelly donut. Is that normal or a little too specific?
>>724061056a shame we cant see how their other sorties went, that would be hilariousbut then youd be rewarded for losing, like in H games
>>724059157I choose not to believe this because it would be phenomenally retarded after all the marketing.That said I'll still hold off playing until it's confirmed.
>>724061429welcome to telltale game designenjoy your stay
>>724059157After yesterday leaks I was hopeful that rest of the episodes after the first two will have actual chaoices (killing Shroud or choosing love interest), but now I'm not so sure there will be any. Hope telltale learnt something and later episodes will be beter
>>724061429>>724061613They kinda did the same thing with Tales from the Borderlands. Fiona (Laura Bailey, Invisigal) was a clear cutie, but they didn't want you to have a romance with her, so it didn't look like you're playing with dolls (as Fiona was also playable), so they had your character romance Sasha (Erin Yvette, Blonde Blazier), not a very interesting character alltogether. This time around they did similar thing but switched the voice actresses around I guess.
>>724061728There will be some choices, like you can kill Shroud yourself or not (then I guess Invisigal can do it?), or whether to romance Invisigal or not. But that's about it, I guess. I was hoping they would go all in, like you could pick any one character out of your team to be with you during the final battle.
Fuck the blonde NTR chick. Tell me we can romance/have sex with Invisibitch.
>>724061851We can romance. Doubt there is a sex scene, a kiss for sure and maybe a lot of implications in dialogue (although with their nudity level I would expect there to be sex scenes, one on the stretcher and one in the car)
>>724061762idc what they did beforetrailers send a certain ideasteam banner sends a certain ideamaterials shilled send a certain ideayet the actual story isn't about thatit's false advertisment, plain and simple>inb4 you are a seething incelAnd proud of it
>>724061851lol no. please look forward to seeing more green, circumcised dicks
>>724061851See>>724059157
>replayed episodes twice to get better statistics and to get some 'cheevos>actually thought that BB is an option>can't refundPain.
Gonna feed this to Invisigal
>>724063185Do adult Americans really eat this kind of slop?
>>724062745She'll likely be an option by the end
>>724062745keep in mind that someone selectively leaking a story based game is probably pissed off in some way, so it's in their interest to fuck with people like this.
>>724063728dont make me post the cheevo bb-fag
>>724061836Yea I mean of course there will be some minor choices that change one scene (like kill Shroud or not) but I hoped that after fall of telltale they would learn something and not try same shit that didn't work out
Para-cope:Theoretically devs knew that the game would be datamined in the first day of release, so they would put fake cutscenes in the game files in order to throw people off and spark a shitstorm (which is a free pr) But that plan is too complicated so I don't think that they have done that.
>>724064402Seek mental help.
I love that fucker
>>724064505That would require the shrink to put in actual workThey either write off antidepressants to women,opioids to children with "adhd" or sedatives to psychos who smear their shit on the wallCuring tfwnogf-itis (also known as simple incelitis) requires actual therapy which they can't be fucked with doing because it takes too much of their time.
>>724029083Golem's a good boy
>>724059619>she gets revenge for youwife
>>724028661Shill McShilface
>>724029083>>724066231I'm sure Mecha Man and Golem could be buddies. Golem's basically a robot without all the complicated circuitry, just stick a few firearms on him with a little clay around the trigger so he magically fire them.
>>724066231You're joking but he's probably the least fuckup among all of them. Just a chill sentient piece of rock that wants to do good.
>>724028661So is this yet another sòycial anxiety shipping sim or does it actually have good fun writing?
>>724067765Depends on what you are expecting. If you expect genuinely funny lines, yes, IT has good writing.If you expect a completely serious Game, youll probably hate it
>>724068334I didn't say funny I said fun
>>724068357I know. Thats why i Said, depending on what you expect, tho i guess "what you enjoy" would have been a better choice of words
>>724067765It will be 8 hours in total and dispatching element is ripped off from this is the police which was goodGame uses telltale bait and switch writing though which is ass
>>724067639I'm not joking. If I recall right his dossier crimes aren't even bad and he's innocently smiling for his mug shot
>>724066852I mean honestly, yeah, sounds pretty great. Who doesn't love a woman who's willing to stab a bitch for you?
Shill your game? I'll kill your game.
>They killed the leaker's channelFuck youo, faggots at Adhoc. I will spread the spois wherever I can.
my clitty is leaking!!!!
>You and 66% of players decided not to ask Blazer out. But I asked her out for an after-work dinner date? Why does claim I decided not to ask her out? Is it a bug?
>>724058170FO4, along with all its other shit character writing
>>724059157Gaaaaaaaaay
>>724070520I like plain plain donuts, its the donut I eat it for.
>>724045754She'd be fine if she didn't have the cattle piercing.
>>724070520Why would you say no to dinner with your wife and your wife's boyfriend?
>>724053614BIG MCLARGEHUGE
>>724072242People would only say yes to it to spitefully fuck with her generally.But because this is a telltale game it has no effect on actually seeing a different scene, just means [Blonde Blazer Will Remember That] which may in their tradition amount to absolutly nothing
>>724059087>>724059157so did anyone save the videos
>>724059087>No big gay retarded superman dickingThis game is lame
>>724061056It's completely natural.
Does this game actually render any of the 3D models in real time or is it all pre-rendered clips? I want rips for porn
>>724073665my guess is it's pre-rendered
I'm mildly surpised people are actually talking about this game
>>724073875The art-style is nice, and superheroes are still extremely popular amongst casual audiances
>>724073875I do not normally follow superheroes and did not watch any of the marvel movies so for me it is kind of fun.
Where were you when Telltale is back!
>>724059206Is she also an alien like her boyfriend, just not mentally-challenged?That's gonna be he reason she 'accidentally' made it seem like she was into the MC?
I pray to god we get more shifts, the gameplay loop of the game isn't the worst but Its also not random which leads me to believe that its just an afterthought
>>724076916Its a total half-assed afterthought
>>724075350They bamboozled us. It's not even a game. There is not a single meaningful choice. It's a movie.
>>724076534Probably not or if she is she's raised on earth. She might also be into vidya given her occasional gamer lingo
>>724057335oh no!all 0.3% of humanity!
>>724058170DA2
InvisiCUTE!
Are pdfs of the deluxe edition comicbook floating around?
>>724078112Made in a lab for me
>>724072242She was begging you to not come along. You aren't winning points with her by ruining her date. And you're not exactly sticking it up to Phenomaman either since it was his idea in the first place and chances are he'd just enjoy it. What would you win from making Blazer upset and angry with you to the amusement of Phenomaman?
>>724078612You would get some good sushi and some funny moments. Seeing people awkard during social situation is part of the fun.
No Flambae Romance = Into the TRASH
>>724079428Gaaaay! The majority of population is hetero so get used to it fag.
>>724079342I did actually yes, immediately. But it was before I could blazer had time to quietly tell me fuck no in the background. So I reloaded because I figured there would it would be unnecessary to make her dislike you.
>>724078612Why can't I just hang out?
>>724080326Because Blazer wants to get Phenomadicked and she doesn't want you to ruin whatever chances she has got.
>>724056834most of that was just walking around and hearing a voiceclip about a pile of rubbish or how someone dislikes their current situation.
i will save them. they can be reformed. they arent inherently canadian.
Blazerbros... is there hope?
>>724081071
>>724081323where's this from?
>>724081438leaks
>>724081323Monkey branch bros vindicated.
>>724081518yeah but from where
>>724081323Red herring, the only options will be successfully playing wingman for Autismoman and getting them back together or not
>>724081323Kind of weird how they all wear their costumes in the office.
>>724029437please tell me you can date him
>>724081637from here >>2167441
>>724081668Makes sense if they're constantly on call in case of emergency, plus hiding a secret identity.
>>724081646>breaks up a day after meeting dickNah she wants iron man dick
>>724081738were you trying to crossboard somewhere?
>>724051763and an art thief all the time
>>724081837But we could've gotten sexy suit-up sequences...
>>724081668>Why do cops wear uniforms when there's no crime being committed
>>724059157Fucking telltale.
>>724081982Save that for when you get called out to an emergency after banging Invisgal cause there's no way she's gonna miss the opportunity to shake her ass in your face while sliding on those tight pants
>>724061056This is your fate tomboyfag
I'm gonna pretend the BBs endings just weren't included in the current build
>>724081323Why is she so discriminative against the neurodivergent
>91% of players fistbumped the bathroom guyListen, I know that it is rude to refuse a fist bump in the same way it is rude to refuse a high five. But if there is one place you don't have physical contact with another man's hands is when both of you are actively pissing at a urinal.Did you fist bump the guy /v/ and if you did why?
>>724029130I didn't think I use her that often, I figured I sent coupe more then I did her.
Where da leaks at
>>724082840I hate talking to people standing next to me at the urinal, and I sure as shit wouldn't make physical contact with them.
>>724082840I'm not going to antagonize a guy twice my size.
>>724082840peoples knucles didnt touch their penis retard
>>724082840They're pussies.
>>724082840he's samoan, isn't he? i think they're just like that
>>724081323>gets autismman to take her out to fancy sushi>breaks up with himTotal bitch. Why can't westoids just write nice females?
So wait, this game is about a guy trying to rehabilitate a bunch of villains? Is Dispatch just a non-porn version of Sacrifice Villains?
>>724083318I bet he paid for dinner too.
Where's that discord script leak?
>>724083361Sort of. Also not futa, which is an immediate plus.
>>724083361He's not rehabilitating them with his dick in this game, though.
>Granny is actively holding a funny electric gun>Is a danger to himself and those around him>Actively saw invisigal as a villain despite her saying she isn't and her beating up the guy who attacked him in the first placeI choose him to be taken down first because I figured if invisigal kept attacking the actual guy who knocked out granny that granny was going to shoot invisigal. Figured that invisigal could take him down quickly due to him being a elderly civilian and then could focus on the perp again. I get why MechaMan get peeved at Invisigal for refusing his orders but I don't know why he blamed Invisigal on granny getting his arm roasted. She was right, it was entirely grannys fault for fucking around in the first place.
>>724083318I bet she broke up with him because he was too autismic to fuck her, just wanted her to play MtG and Yugioh with him all the time.
>>724081323If you refuse to get with her does she get back with Phenomaman?
>>724082840Because the type of autist who does that at the urinal isn't the type of autist who's going to understand why he got rejected, and having 300lbs of Somoan muscle on my bad side wasn't worth it.
>>724083527He should try.
>>724083714The leaks imply that you can't get with blonde bitch at all.
>>724083535She's just a contrarian, I told her to focus on the real threat because Granny should realize if they're fighting that Invisgal isn't on the perp's side but she disobeyed and instead went for Granny on me.
>>724083318realistic
>>724083720Poor guy doesn't even understand why everyone at the office calls him Roid
Anyone save the leaks?
I hope that when we get our mechasuit back the samoan guy wants a fistbump from us in our mech suit. I won't fist bump him while pissing but I will absolutely fist bump him with the mech.I do genuinely think this scene will happen. In the first scene we interact with him he wants a fistbump and also explains that he is going to be fixing up our mech suit. The writers are absolutely setting themselves up for a callback later down the line.
>>724083851Oh, so it's one of those lose no matter what kind of choices. Gotcha, I thought that she genuinely would have kept attacking the perp if I selected perp instead of granny.
>>724082840I might be a horrible femoid and the idea of urinals weirds me out, like you and some random dude with your dicks out. Kinda gay. Touching someone while pissing? Now that's just gross. Wait till you're done bro
>>724059087>guys hugging>Russianhm, guess this is going to get banned for being rainbow propaganda
>>724083361That's quite the rehabilitation you've got going on there.
I ended up never using him during the dispatch section. It wasn't even intentional, its just that his stats were so shit and unfit for everything. Invisigirl CoupePrismGolemWere my top gogetters and I used Sonar just once.
>>724035297He would look better if he put a gold tooth in it's place.
>>724082840It's an unwritten rule for men to not stand in the middle urinal if possible.Your character breaks that rule. That's chaos. After that all conventions go to the wind, and you might as well shake hands while pissing.
>>724078112My very first though upon seeing that dog is that it was so fucking fat, and considering that one of the very first prompts was to feed it cereal I can see why. MechaMan really should put his dog on a diet and walk it more, that can't be healthy for the dog.
>>724078112I am sure all of them are going to grow together and become a true superhero team>well, maybe not Flamejerk
>>724032093>>724031490>Being hot is gayits kinda what is happening with women, they are allowed to show body and its empowering but for men its "gay"
>>724033002>stomps>punches>shoots>laughs>pauses to admire the destruction >shoots againWonderful show
>>724030987you were saying
>>724084529Honestly none of the urinals were taken, and there were and even number of urinals' and not and odd number. His only mistake was selecting the one next to the giant urinal. He should have selected the one to the left of him instead. Sure they are both middle urinals but it is also not the one closest to the wall, which I tend to avoid unless of course I would be pissing next to someone at which point I will take the wall urinal.Honestly I blame whoever designed the bathroom. Clearly it must have been a woman because no male designer would have made it a even number of urinals.
>>724084917whiter than 90% of /v/ nowadays
>>724082840i hunt and work fire with dudes and after the shit we've been through i'm not embarrassed to say we've all seen each other naked, none of us are embarrass to piss or shit near each other, we all know each other's moms, etc
>>724084951It doesn't matter how many urinals there are; if none of the urinals are occupied, you always pick one at the end of the line. That's basic courtesy.
>>724085079>i hunt and work fire with dudesI don't know what that means but I have glad you have close bonds with your fellow man like that. Sounds like you guys would make a good survival group if society starts collapsing for some reason.
>All these anons falling for the Thaifag leaks when he only had access to the scenes he worked on>Unironically believing that invisigal is the only love interestYou guys really lack common sense.Though, I wouldn't put it past modern gaming to railroad you into a relationship with a septum-pierced tattooed robber.
>>724032093Peak male performance
>>724085279i fight fires with the same group and we often go hunting during buck season eq right nowhaven't seen any bucks this year, turkeys are out of control tho might just eat them instead
>>724082840A woman wrote this scene
>>724085173Even when the one at the end of the line is closest to the stalls? Listen I agree with you in principle, do everything you can to avoid pissing next to another guy using a urinal but if no one is there then you don't have to pick a poor urinal if you don't want to. Both MechaMan and the Samoan broke the courtesy. MechaMan for picking the Urinal next to the giant one, (which is obviously reserved for the giants who work at a superhero agency). And the Samoan for pissing next to another guy when other urinals are available (even if the giant one was obviously designed for people like him). Both fucked up in the urinal selection.
>>724085648Do women actually talk to each other in the bathroom?
so, how did they get Aaron Paul to voice Robert?did they have that much money?>the voice cast is all over the place: hollywood actors, voice actors and youtubers
>>724028661Sizzle Nips
>>724085797They apparently shot high for a bunch of roles, thinking maybe they would hear back from some.Safely brought in some standard VAs.Then asked some YouTubers (namely Jack and Charlie) who they already were in contact with. Jack in particular had an established relationship with the devs back when they were at telltale.
>>724028661Horrible hero designs..how can u olay this slop?
>>724028661>Flameboyant + salt baeThe homo is on the nose. It would have to turn out he's straight to make up for it.
>>724086096>Horrible hero designsWhat are you talking about, they are all pretty good. With the possible execption of Sonar, Punch up and Malevola, which dress like normal people for the most part. Even then Punch Up pulls off the look really well.
>>724029679>noseringNo thank you. >>724086096All the good superhero designs have already been taken by the big 2. Everyone else has to struggle to make their design not look like a ripoff to avoid a lawsuit.
>>724086430>Everyone else has to struggle to make their design not look like a ripoff to avoid a lawsuit.Someday hero designs will enter the public domain. Someday.
>>724061056If only she'd get rid of that fucking nosering.
>>724086096Art notes show they clearly put some thought into the designs, and I think they look great, minus a few of the supporting characters.
>>724085797Robert Kirkman's company Skybound is involved. He's got deep pockets thanks to that Walking Dead money.
>>724086026>>724085797What I want to know is who looked at Thot Squad (yes that is what she calls herself), and thought 'this girl can totally play a superhero?"
>>724081323No. I read somewhere that this was going to be a TV show or some shit? If that's true, why are people expecting it to have actual branching paths and stuff? Seems like it will just be a movie game where you get to choose funny dialogue sometimes. Invisigal is probably the main love interest and the original idea was most likely for her to be the actual endgirl, so she is likely the only "option".
>>724082840Also isn't it kind of racist to make the brown guy as the one who doesn't wash his hands after using the john?
>>724072336BOB JOHNSONNo wait...
>>724039692Is he still around? They could've totally gotten him to voice a character.
>>724087141Shill harder, we have confirmed via interviews and achievements multiple romance options.Thail animation leaks don't show all the routes.
>>724033703There must have been a hiccup between the character designers and the script writers.
>>724087359The achievements don't indicate different love interests, people are just assuming that from the names of themWe don't have actual achievement descriptions yet
>>724059962Really? By whom?
>>724063320Food is getting expensive.
>>724087359So far there are barely any actual choices. If next week the newer episodes start having actual choices with consequences that don't utlimately lead to the exact same outcomes then I stand corrected and perhaps there will be multiple romance options.
>>724079428This.
>>724087470we don't know how to unlock them, but we have all the descriptionshttps://steamhunters.com/apps/2592160/achievements
>>724083535Apparently I'm the biggest contrarian in this game because I didn't hesitate to say invisigal punched me.I also said her name was shit and my walking HR disaster of a boss got pissy about it.
>>724082840I didn't fist bump him.I didn't kiss blond blazerI set flambe on fireI ratted out invisigalI am the contrarian.
>>724088004going for the "Kept Romance Out of the Workplace" achievement I see
>>724088004It makes no sense to lie about it. I also told the truth. Regardless of what was said, she shouldn't punch someone.
i thought we didnt like movie games
>>724088139>>724088165I just don't see why Robert would cover for her at this point in time.I also beat the shit out the Reporter which most people didn't do.
>>724088494hypocrite
>>724088585Why? I beat his ass on live TV, everyone knows what I did.I made sure everyone knew what invisibitch did.I'm the only honest player.
>>724087356He died a couple years ago iirc
>>724088165I just didn't see what I would have to gain by telling the truth. If there was some kind of benefit I would receive from telling the truth I probably would have, but I didn't see any benefit so I said it was the dry air.
I can't believe you pussies didn't drop Toxic.
>>724081323oh shit, i apologize for making fun of you ntrchads
>>724088967>Actual brownoid 'thought' process iit.You seriously just habitually lie huh?
>>724089076Yes.
>>724089209How am I supposed to know you're telling the truth about lying then?
>>724088848Dammit.
>>724082840Yes. Can't leave a friendly giant bro hanging like that. Besides its the back of the hand and you are going to wash your hands in a few seconds anyway
>>724089297You can choose to believe that I am or that I am not, it really doesn't matter. Outside of the courtroom, society as a whole really doesn't value truth and honestly that much. For example, take the rules of "Politeness". At its most fundamental level it is following rules the ensure the least amount of social friction for both parties involved. That is why when a cashier asks "How is your day going?" and you respond with "Not well" and explain why that is the case, you and considered to be rude. The cashier doesn't actually care, they are simply being polite. That is lying, and when you respond with "Good, thank you" even if you are having a bad day that is lying. But both lies are considered the polite thing to do.If no one else values truth and honesty, why should I place too much value on it?
>>724084247Invisigirl ended up being my most used due to how her ability worked and the missions going well with her power set. Coupe was probably my next best since she's pretty good and versatile with her +1 to combat or mobility on teams
>>724030987Ponytail + Thick eyebrows + Stubble is kind of an Iconic look for Antonio Banderas, a famous Spanish Actor.
>>724089965Coupe is ideal for team fightsInvisigal is ideal for solosGolem i best for defensemidget is best for strongBatboy is good for any smart/any physical (swaps)Flambe is good if you start him easy and move up
>>724036815And is friends with the Irish character. Who if you know your history, aren't exactly strangers to blowing shit up either.
>>724084917How common are blue eyes in Arabs? Did they get them from rapebabies during the Crusades or something?
>>724090246>Invisigal is ideal for solos>Can't even beat one perp in a donut shop
>>724030987If he was really afghani he wouldn't have been hanging out at a bar slinging pints with an irishman. Given Islams prohibition on alcohol.
>>724090464I think he means in game mechanics during dispatch segments, she gets a bonus to finishing work quicker when shes sent on her own
>>724090464Cutscene incompetence strikes again.
>>724090518You don't have to be a practicing muslim just because you were born in the middle east
>>724057335Why do gays like him so much?
>>724090651muslims dont take kindly to non-muslims. Plus, if you were born into a muslim family, theyd make sure you are raised as a muslim, and they do not allow you to leave Islam
>>724057335Sometimes you just have to accept that you are not the target audience. For example I didn't buy hollow knight not because I think it's a bad game, but I am simply not into metroidvania's. Doesn't mean the devs made the game wrong, they were just targeting someone other than me.
>>724090676Just look at him? That and his rivalry with Robert could easily play into an enemies to lovers arc were it explored. It's a trope while cliche, does garner a good deal of attention.
>>724090787He was a supervillain, you autistic tard.He's also not living in Afghanistan anymore is he.
>>724090956>>724090956>>724090956
>>724088494they talk why 10sec later, are you guys retarded or something?
>>724090304I too have heard tell of the IRA.
>>724028661penguinz0 or jacksepticeye I dunno, why would I play this shit
