lol
>>724032729This seems like a well adjusted and completely normal response to a video game update.
Why do people kill themselves when they lose moneystarting from scratch is not even that hard
Gabe exchanges dozens of lives for a 19th yacht.
I don't believe any of those same screencaps reposted over and over again.Post some legit chinese news about suicide not this engagement bait trash. This is /v/ not some retard site for low IQ redditors.
The funny thing is they can't even screech at chink government to do something, because CCP wanted to ban these long ago
>>724032927because they aren't "down to 0 in the bank", they're in debt to loan sharks that will torture them to send a message
unless you show me video proof all of these suicide posts are fake
>>724032927If it's anything like McSkillet they probably put a lien or pulled loans on a bunch of expensive shit expecting their skins to cover the cost when they cashed out. Oops. The bubble just popped.So they're not just at zero. They're in "we're coming for your organs" territory.
>>724032729>>724033059They're literally killing themself en massé
>>724033130So? Change identity/rob a bank/illegally migrate. Giving up is cringe
>>724032816the casino giveth and the casino taketh awayremember the retards killing themselves when they went hundreds of thousands into debt using the infinite leverage glitch on Robinhood?
>>724033149Here you goWARNING; NSFL
>>724033258you give people that use loansharks too much credit in their ability to solve problemsthat's why they're dead
>>724032816It becomes a lot less ridiculous when you see it the same as a stockholder killing himself because all his money went poof. The only difference is that these people are young.
>>724032927it's easier to start a new character
>>724032729your skin sack?
>>724033059>Post some legit chinese newCcp censors bad news
>>724032729literally the gayest form of gambling, just go to a casino and piss your money away if you want a real high from gambling
>>724033401would you remove this person if you were running the event?
>>724033401Why do people go out in public and act like this lmao
>>724033809I went to a casino the first time a few years ago and I didn't like how everything was purely electronic. The slot machine required you to scan some club card and the lever wouldn't even pull down. It made me feel disillusioned and that some artificial computer algorithm was just going to keep me from winning so I only played twenty bucks and left. At least with old slot machines they'd eventually pay out, with this intelligent system they have now they probably make sure newfags don't win shit.
>>724034210No, he's clearly powering up.
>>724034459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxSAnJsb-SIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYVR03UY6T8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY-n-_tduaM&t=2sAnd if you do win a casino can just say "no" and you literally can't do anything
>>724034875https://youtu.be/cK7BXQu0klE?si=bfn-kOEUbj33Nw51
>>724034938>>724034875I'd probably end up dead or in prison if they denied me winnings, my casino experience sucked ass regardless so I'm not going back to one, the buffet they had was literally all terrible aside from some spring rolls they had.
>>724033059You think some chinksect killing himself is notable enough to make the news?
>>724034875>>724034938Glad Vegas is croaking.
someone post that webm of a line of boomers spamming penny slots
I like it when gamblers an hero
Semi-related but a few months ago I discovered that one of the manufacturers of slot machines has trailers for them on Youtube that are amazingly terrible.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVijNVQ4RMA
>>724032927speculation encourages people to over-leverage themselves. a loan with a 20% APR is insane for most of us, but if you think your galaxy knife will go up 500% in value then a speculator will go all in because in their heads that's a guaranteed large profit.so once the rug is yanked they aren't starting from $0, they're starting from negative $50,000 that'll end up costing $90,000 with interest to pay off. and if that loan is backed by grandma's jewels or your house or whatever else, then those are gone too
>>724032729>Investing in a game instead of IRLWow, I hope the Pokémon cards market is next
>>724035812These things should really have better fucking sound design. How can you even get addicted?
>>724036041Old people have low standards and won't try anything new to improve them
>>724035928it continues to be wild to me how much of the personal finances of so, so many people are based off the principle of "spend money you don't have"
>>724034875>posting literal cheating card counters as evidencehas baiting gotten to new lows?
>>724036041The sound design is perfect for its intended job. It's not supposed to sound "good", it's supposed to cause sensory overload and and be slightly unsettling and too loud to keep your attention. Same with the visual; it doesn't matter so much that it "looks good" so much as making sure that it's really bright and flashing and distracting. They want sounds and lights that would make a baby look at it, not lights and noises that would lull a baby to sleep.
>>724036291How is card counting cheating? You're trying to win, that's a viable strategy
>>724036343it makes it harder for reach people to scam poor people so they made it illegal
>>724032816People kill themselves over funko popsPeople kill themselves over not getting to go on roller coastersPeople kill themselves over not having a girlfriendTurns out 90% of people are retarded and deserve to be slaves/cattle.
>>724036291>you can't think while gambling, you just have to gamble!i really don't see how it's cheating
>>724036041Keep in mind that all these machines are crammed close together in the actual casino so it's just indistinguishable cacophony for the gambler. The name of the game is to be loud so people look at you.
>>724035429I think the general IQ of /v/ is getting lower and lower. The board believes everything if it's twitter, reddit, discord or youtube screencap. No proofs, context needed. Lolcow of kiwi and sharty. Grifter heaven for twitter. It's so sad to witness.
>>724036401not to mention how many people killed themselves over AI chatbots Turns out people just really like to kill themselves
>>724035812CASHNADO ALERTWE GOT A CASHNADO COMING UPCASHNADO ALERT
>>724036139The interesting thing is that all the smart rich people vehemently warn people not to invest with loans or get into margin trading. If you aren't rich from oil or lucky stock options then it's likely because you invested for years in the most boring index fund imaginable So you have all these people who want to be rich but aren't interested in learning how and instead do the exact opposite of what they should. It's some kind of psychological trap that human brains are really weak against.
>>724034459>I went to a casino the first time a few years ago and I didn't like how everything was purely electroniceverything has been purely electronic since before you were born. the lever does not cause a mechanical force to be applied to the wheels. it just tells the machine to spin the drums according to its programming, same as pressing the button. they behave exactly the same way regardless of whether you used the lever or the button. they just kept the lever for decades because of the feel-fetish. like how a hitbox is just a 10% keyboard but tries to preserve the feel of an arcade panel.>At least with old slot machines they'd eventually pay out, with this intelligent system they have now they probably make sure newfags don't win shit.no, that would be dumb as shit. what makes slots addicting is the fact that you win often enough to make you feel like it's fair. on average a slot should be paying out at least half of what it takes in, and this convinces the gambler to reinvest the half they got back until they lose everything, and then walk away feeling fine.>It made me feel disillusioned and that some artificial computer algorithm was just going to keep me from winning so I only played twenty bucksimagine typing this thinking you don't look like the biggest mark in the world. you felt negatively about the whole thing yet you still gave them $20. you need to stop and rethink your whole life because you clearly don't understand anything about what is going on around you.
I can't wait for the asmongold video about this fucking kek this is glorious schadenfreude
>>724036041The design philosophy is identical to baby sensory youtube videos, just light and noise and words, coherence doesn't matter.
>We at Valve have decided to reverse this feature.
>>724032729Is it really that bad? How much did that one super butterfly knife drop i value?
>>724036637I was invited by family, you want me to ruin everyone's vibe by opting out of playing? Stupid retard.
>>724032729Using game skins as digital currency was never a good idea. Even actual crypto is kind of borderline gambling. All this digital stuff has no real world value.
>>724033260qrd on that?
>>724034459>with this intelligent system they have now they probably make sure newfags don't win shit.All casinos games have a 49% win ratio. 49% is paid out to the old retards, 51% is pocketed by the casino. There are very strict regulations that ensure this. (casino's are caught cheating very often)
>>724032729This one seems real BTW.
>a chinese jumps off a roof>this is news somehow
>>724036538As if I needed more proof from seeing the catalog for 0.3 s, dumb aqua poster
>>724033401did he poop his pants???
>>724037097Someday I will code twitter/reddit screencap generator for /v/ and kill this board. Millions will pay.
>>724036575>>724036139i spend money i dont have often and just dont pay it back.
>>724036686if you cant wait just watch the live stream
>>724036705source
>>724036886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d80ahvRSV8E
>>724032729BLOOD IS ON HIS HANDSTHIS FAT FUCK NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED
>>724036756Nta but yeah, when I used to go to the casino with friends, there were always one or two of them not playing. Didn't ruin anyone's vibe, I think you can definitely enjoy yourself by watching everyone else lose their money (or win some) while sipping on a cocktailSo that anon is right, you are a retard
>>724033059I hate to break it to you, but this entire website is nothing but normalfags and redditors now.
>>724034210absolutely, that guy will blow if he loses again.The sane thing to do is calmly get up, go outside, and scream with all your might. Get it out, then calmly go back inside and sit down waiting for your losing bracket match.
>>724038330kek
>>724038595That can get you arrested in several jurisdictions.
>>724033401how does a fan of chicago bulls end up like this?
>>724038330Ah the classic guh
I don't understand. Did they manually change the prices?
>>724032729chinks do a lot of worse shit to kittens, so i hardly feel anything for these bug freaks
>>724033401That is pretty embarrassing but at least he doesn't throw shit around or punch things.
>>724033401chad vs virgin
>>724038429By god, who will let him in to heavin without a trial
bros...
>>724038429A true Red dragon slayer
>>724032927>taking out loans from criminals for cs2 skinssuddenly I feel a little less sad for these people
>>724039331It's only a game...
>>724039331ack
>>724039331Indirect murder.
>>724038429This man has the power to ruin an entire generation with the press of a button. Tim Epic's fight is greater than we thought.
>>724038874the charges, officer?
>>724033604I told
>>724032729Still better than the Russian kid who offed himself because Itachi died.
>>724033130>loan sharks that will torture themWhy is this allowed?Where's the police?
Boy am I glad that I don’t have any skin in this game
>>724038874>scream >money stolen
>>724032729so this is just like when people were jumping off roofs when their cryto crashed/turned out to be scam?
>>724038874>source: my ass
>>724038330GUH
>>724041197kek that was hilarious
>>724032927>starting from scratch is not even that hardYou've never seen those handful of videos about millionaires starting from scratch for a day in order to prove this only to realize it's not that easy?Starting from 0 fucking sucks, always has.
>>724033059>legit chinese newsIs that a thing that definitely exists?
>>724039331The CCP definitely doesn't have a history of throwing CEOs out of buildings.
>>724036291>card counting>cheatingOkay there, Geronimo
>>724036637>bro you spent $20 bucks on some shitty entertainment you're actually a bigger sucker than the guy who loses his house
>>7240366370.0005 mgmpoints has been deposited to your account
>>724036291retard
>killed 15 chinese AT MINIMUMKNEEL
>>724032729QR on the update? I don't gamble nor do i play CS
when is gaben going to answer for his crimes?
>>724042112What are the charges? Eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal?
>>724039331how do you fall from a building?
>>724042139Well, you can start with my limp penis, sir
>>724036291This is going to catch a lot of people, I shall be monitoring your bait with great interest.
>>724042227Fumbling from 50 bullet wounds in the back.
>>724038330Can the market respond fast enough for this to have been a reaction to such a high placed order or is this just coincidental timing?
>>724039068The items are priced high because they were scarce.They are no longer scarce.
>>724041330kek
>>724036637never seen a keyboard with sanwas but you do you
>>724033059Its legit. Its on their Chinese wechat
>>724033130just debtmaxx at that point
>>724042618I don't think it's b8, I think there are enough retards who genuinely think card counting is cheating for it to be more likely that he's one of them than b8ing.
>>724043386Debtmaxxing in the US might just stop you from getting a car later in life but debtmaxxing in the second or third world gets your organs harvested and your offal burnt as a ritual offering
>>724041273In their mcmansions by their swimming pools they bought after being paid off by loansharks
okay valve is based again, back to enjoy videogames
>>724032729cryptobros are next.
>>724032729this is definitely 100% real
Do the crafted knives have a trade block or can you sell them instantly?
>>724038874He probably voted for it.
>>724035812could had told me this video was AI generated and I'd believe it
idk why they don't hold stocks or whatever instead of these digital pixels
>>724044035because there's money to be made in this shitare you retarded?
>>724039331That's from September and most of the chinks seem to think it's some sort of government cover up
>>724033240kill yourself you french bastard
>>724044076>there's money to be made in this shitnot anymore lol
mcskillet truly was a visionary
>>724036041Just play vampire survivors to get an idea
>>724044170are you a prophet
>>724042018Thats not that many if you think about it.Like 0.15 of another countries
>>724032729Love to see it
>>724043016it was a bet placed before an earnings call and apple had below expectation quarterand yes but typically bullish flow will push the stock higher not crash it
>>724033401
>>724045027kek
>>724033401School shooter energy.
>>724045027he's gonna go home and fuck his robot wife just so he doesnt feel angry anymore
>>724038283https://steampowered.com/refund
>>724033401Every time I see this video, I'm shocked at the amount of self control the guy in the back has, just smiling and nodding his head. I would have burst out laughing and probably been bludgeoned by the guy's retard strength.
>>724036041>How can you even get addicted?Alzheimers
>>724041557That's to make you feel hopeless
>>724032729I ordered chinese food earlier and my delivery driver said he hoped I would enjoy my food as much as he used to enjoy counter strike and then killed himself at my front door
>>724041557>Starting from 0 fucking sucks, always has.Words of a true pampered pussy who never has. The hell did you think millionaires would do when all their money gets taken away, cope and rebuild? kek
>>724045543This is zoomers in the future, but instead of money, they'll be touching the screen to get .pngs of their waifus instead.
>>724034210People like him makes the event fun and excitingLike playing hot potatoeThe potato is your controller, that shit is getting tossed by this lad when he goes off
>>724045543I do this on my gatcha girls feet desu
>>724045598Did you enjoy the food?
>>724036538Lmao, it nosedived from 2007 to 2010 and never recoveredIt was gay back then too btw
>>724032729>You're fleecing me aliv-ACK
NOOOOO MY NFT RETIREMENT FUND!!
>>724033401People make fun of this kid but he vented his frustration without chimping out all over the room like a nigger so I say props to him.
>>724034210I'd remove anyone who doesn't act like that.
>GABEN-SAMA...>CAONIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.a.a.a.a.a.a.a...a....a....a..........ACK
>>724032927The thing is these people went into debt to get those things so....yeah.
>>724032816Indeed it is.
>>724032927because they are not going down to 0. they took loans for this shit that they will never be able to pay back. this is what gambling does to a mf
>>724045509i see smash bros on the monitor so he is probably used to it.
>>724046170does gaben have any bodyguards at this point? i wonder how much organized criminals bled from this
i doubt anyone killed themselves over genshin gacha is the future,
>>724050548https://luxurylaunches.com/transport/gabe-newell-luxury-yachts.phpHe lives on his boats. He even has a private boat that is a hospital.
>>724033260>>724036886>>724038330>>724038719>>724039004>>724041453On a fundamental level it's extremely fucked up what humans have been reduced to. Also btw how is something like this even legally possible?
>>724032729Same energy.
>>724032729House always wins.
>>724050779I wouldn't put it passed a deranged russian/chink to drone bomb his boat
>>724041273>Where's the police?Counting the money the loansharks bribed them with
>>724051290How is that even physically possible
>>724051374feels like a campaign mission right out of call of duty black ops
>>724051290most of these degenerates end up being parasitic and contribute nothing to society anyways.
How do you even make REAL money out of these skins?Don't you just get Steam money to spend on games and that's it?
>>724052472>contribute nothing to societyWhat society? Niggers and faggots are everywhere. I'm legit jealous of NEETs who have mastered the art of doing jack shit and getting away with it.
>>724033260"the casino" didn't take it away, the EU government did
>>724051552i've never used a chainsaw but you dont need to be a genious to figure out how shit works
>>724052472people want to be happy anonno one gives a fuck about "society" anymore than they are forced to
>>724033401This is some old vid and unrelated.
>>724052782Third party trading sites and money laundering schemes basically. It's absolutely against TOS and the only reason why they got away with it for so long is because Valve didn't really too much aside from shut a gambling site down once in a while. It's why everyone is shook up because Valve indirectly killed a huge chunk of trading for CS.
>>724032927Yes and no. It heavily depends on your mind state and people who are in shock hardly think rationaly.
>>724033059if a market goes down by over 30% in a night and people have invested millions into it, there will be suicides. i think the stock market even has a statistic for how many suicides you can expect for each point a market goes down.
Gaben is a hero.
>>724032729ACK
It's over. I have nothing left besides my Labubu collection
>>724053651Buying clothes and cosmetics for your video game dolls isn't an "investment" anon.
>>724053651It'll go back up eventually, just buy the dip.
>>724032927they're badly in debt, struggling to cover rentalso, they have no prospects for retirement>>724036139>the personal finances of so, so many people are based off the principle of "spend money you don't have"you have to understand that they don't have money. they live paycheck to paycheckin other cases it's out of greed outright
>>724032729>gamble>lose>an herotale as old as time
>>724032927In usa you get 10 usd on any low level easy job as hour pay.In rest of non eu countries now you need an education just to get 10-20 usd per 12h low level job
>>724055514>$10/hr>when rent alone is $1500wow you yuros are fucked
>>724032927>starting from scratch is not even that hardThe things trust fund babies say.
>>724032927>starting from scratch is not even that hardIt depends on how high you want to go and how old you are. Lot of these tradefags want to become millionaires who drive supercars while getting blown by models.While you can always make it due to sheer luck, you aren't getting younger.
>>724045734if you somehow took every penny from a millionaire, which is already a stretch because they have assets in places they can't even picturethey still have a leg up on people like you and me because of their contactsthey just get bailed/hooked up on XYZ and are back on their feetday traders who stay in their room 24/7 are below neets when it comes to contacts, their money which is all placed on a single app is their entire existence
>>724055208You can easily (and I mean google easy) convert it to real cash dumbass
>>724053345It would take a serious amount of dedication and willpower to fully decapitate oneself with a tool that relies on persistent contact to maintain a cut. A chainsaw isn't a guillotine.
>>724055920dont you just need to hold the botton?you just tap something to it and aim to the throad when jumping into it
>>724055994Yeah anon you just hold a button post spasm and bleeding out to keep chainsawing your own head off until it's separated, makes complete sense to decapitate oneself with a tool that needs to be held down after the user dies. It makes so much sense why you streetshitters get killed by trains so often, you're literally too fucking retarded to understand cause and effect.
Chink fire bomb valve hq when?
>>724056175>Yeah anon you just hold a button post spasm and bleeding outsorry i didn't knew you have trouble readingi hope this help you understand
>>724032935OMG BASED GABENHAHA KEEP DOINGNOTHING AND WINNING????
>>724032729fake and gay if fake, good news if it's real. simple as that.
>>724056648sovl
you know what would be funnier?if valve rollbacks this update and people killed themselves over something that lasted 2 days at most
>>724032927Because retards invest money they don't have
>"invest" into video game skins>lose everything>kill selfMan, and I thought NFT bros were sad.
>>724038283If i'm not wrong, the movie name is The Mist. Pretty good imo
>>724032927You can't be more wrong, our economic system is very crude and you can lose 10 years of minimum wage work in a few seconds, nothing you can do about it, just numbers on a screen like a real life squid game competition
>>724056536>Here is your new Onimusha game bro
>>724032729did gabe destroyed china economy? based
>>724036112Sounds like the more fanatical followers of the NEW BAD OLD GOOD mentality.
>>724033401>when anon replies to my ragebait
>>724033604severely underrated post
>>724059367Looks more like Final Fantasy 7 Remake
>>724055920Probably wasn't fullRetard cut his artery or something
>>724032729Fake, but also kek.
>>724034459Never ever gamble in a casino that all electronic, even the table games.Part of the fun of a casino is the social interaction you get with table games with other players and dealers. All electronic tosses that out the window in favor of cheap soulless electronics.
>>724034210I'd give him a loaded gun desu.
>>724066875Why waste the bullet?
The most popular casino game in SE Asia and with Asians abroad is baccarat, probably due to its focus on luck and complete lack of player input or skill
>>724034376>>724033401>let me act like my favorite manga characteryikes. thats why i encourage people to not watch too much anime and get tied into that.
>>724032927these ultra retards are several creditcards deep in loans so they are worse than flat broke.
>>724033059Same. "Pics or it didn't happen" was a good mantra, it's said the newfags failed to adopt it.
>>724037097>I get my new from the /v/ catalogNo wonder zoomgrubs are fucked lol
>>724033059I'm chinese and I can assure you that it's real.
they should've bought gold instead of pixels
>>724043557Card counting is against the spirit of the game and people who do it should be treated as cheaters. Casinos only use huge decks to save players the time it would take to constantly reshuffle a single deck. This is how you repay them for saving you some time?
Reminder suicide is the only correct option because otherwise this is what will happen if you can't pay the state backed triads
>>724033604fuck
>>724055920Chainsaws don't slice, they rip and tear unironically. I can imagine the blade basically pulling his neck into it, but chances are it just wasn't a full decapitation.
>>724070428>their last action of defiance is destroying their bodies so they can't be abused by the statedystopian as fuck
>>724032729What did Steam or Valve even do? Ban china from community market like russia?
>>724033260Robinhood wansnt that bad. Legally if you cashed out, don't have a job and use your parents credit and sold crypto every so often there's not much they can do to you. Legally if you're bankrupt they can't litigate you if you have no money. It will just pile in collections.You could've easily got 100k free.
>>724032927>Starting from scratch isn't even that hardBuddy, this isn't the 1970s anymore. Billionaires are actively trying to bring back slavery and we're almost there. Even you middle-class faggots who think you're rich are going to get the bullet or the whip.
>>724070819Make rare expensive stuff easier to get, tanking prices on third party trading sites
How much schadenfreude is too much bad karma?I think I'm reaching the limit
>>724070819it's like if nintendo started printing first edition cards like charizards again so they could make short term profit and completely ruin their trading market forever.
>>724032729>bug people dying en masseokay but wheres the news
>>724036343It's absolutely not, but what it does is it basically allows you to get your winning chances past the 50% mark meaning if you play long enough there will a positive net gain for you and not the casino, as its is with the most games. So fuck you kek. If blackjack wasn't as popular of a game I actually think casinos would've ditched it completely just because card counting allows you to do thatpretty much this >>724036375
>>724070910>>724071174Oh I have seen Payday 2 did that shit too and every skin became only cents
>>724055902yeah and doing so has fucking nothing to do with the game or who makes itsuch a retarded take, it would be like holding runescape responsible for the venezuelan economy due to RWTif you and a friend bet 100k on the outcome of a game and you lose that money it isn't the game's fault you dumbass
cool knife skins for me yum yum
>>724032927Real take from investor bro:He prolly had millions in theory but his greed made him want more so he didnt sell and now it crashed and not only are his future ideas gone, he now has close to nothingThe thought of "If I sold yesterday I would have been rich" is crushing his soul and at these numbers he'll be thinking about ways to turn back time.I speak from experience
>>724051320pretty brilliant pic, is this an IQ test for not picking the stone stairway? or is that actually a trap and the rickety one is the way to go
The popularization of Gambling not just in vidya but in sports and other things as well and the convenient legalization in all states is worrysome.
>>724076415this looks like a chill braindead game to play offline when you're not in the mood to tryhard in multiplayerwhat is it?
>>724036139Modern capitalism.Do you think the "yuppies" wall street guys have billions on their bank account?