It's over for Valve
lmao get rekt nerd
BASED
>>724048805Based Gabe, ACKer of a billion scamjeets
>>724048805>>724048865>>724048892>>724048897this is not real you are raiders/indians/bots
>>724048805>everyone into skins is chinese or a slav thirdie!>oregonkek
>>724048805>he didn't tank thatWeak sauce tbqhsenpai famalam
>>724048941i am all 3, yes
>>724048805LOL GET CLAPPED BOZO
>put all savings into a market even faker than crypto currency>an hero when it turns out to be literally worthlessLMAO
>>724048805Lmao. >allow your kid to gamble and speculate online>he loses>try to sueToppest of keks. The parents probably just want a payday, they clearly did not give a fuck about their kid.
KWAB
>>724048805>family plans to sue>family plans to press chargesI'll just assume this is made up bullshit written by a retard.
>we're gonna suegood luck lmao
>>724049346Doesn't have a leg to stand on either.Valve doesn't encourage the grey market, doesn't want people selling knives for real money, shuts down trading sites and bans mule accounts.
>>724048805rip
Imagine dedicating your whole life on speculating the value of some digital shit
>image clearly says fakenigger in it>14/17 posts think its real
>>724048805ACK
>>724048805Selling things for real money is literally against their EULA
>people with dozens of knives and gloves kill themselves>this means those items are functionally off the market>meaning scarcity increaseshuh, maybe it will all work out in the end
>>724048805joining the kid that killed himself over a bulky 1st gen ipod
>>724048805OH say can YOU SEE
>>724048805What I hate about your post OP, is that 99% of the retards here are falling for your fabricated image. People who browse /v/ are just as retarded as normies and eat shit up like cattle.
>>724048805I will now play your game
>>724048805GEEEEEEEEEEG
A teen has their entire life ahead of themselves, they wouldn't do this.
>>724051143didnt a chinese man sell one of his kidneys for an iphone?people are odd
>>724048805>i can't believe investing in video game skins wasn't a stable markethonestly, i get that people have been ruined by this but at the same time, retards.
>>724049251>even faker than crypto currencyI dno bout that
What are they suing for? No one told their son to do that stuff
Is it the dude from the telegram?
>>724048805lol this kid's family is going to get reamed
who is actually still playing CS? its just a 2000's thing to me, it really does interest me how it manages to top the steamcharts all this time later. i have never heard of anybody even remotely close to me playing it.
>>724048805>the first of manydead piece of shit? I sure hope so.
>>724048805I can't believe that kid traveled back in time just to kill himself.
>17nigga still lived on his parents paycheck, his "investment" was their money to begin with, he killed himself for losing nothing lol. good riddance
looks like thispersondoesntexist[dot]com
>>724051594I'm back at covid prices for my knife and I ate shit on my gloves that were funded by selling off old stickers. oh well, wish I could have timed it better.
>>724048805These people freak out when their pretend items with pretend value in a video game never intended to hold "real" monetary value are reduced to their intended price of 0, yet no one cares that their fiat currency could easily become worth 0 tomorrow and have zero recourse.
Should have bought a Switch 2 instead.
>Completely eviscerating the retarded cattle playerbase responsible for helping in ruining Counter Strike + all Rusniggers Holy BASED, I'm buying 4 Steam Decks!
>>724052570>RevolutionaryRope172the jokes write themselves
eco round
>>724048805BASED GABEN
>>724048805lol Valve has full plausible deniability
Is this thread entirely bots? I refuse to believe any of you are real people.
>>724052570Isn't it investing 101 to not invest in risky ways and to hedge your bets? Why did this guy have all of his fucking savings in CS items??(assuming the post is real)
is this the first major update/change in years or something?
>>724048805So if someone an heroes after losing money in gambling their family can sue the casino?
>>724053015every investment has risks. Some more than others. If his risk paid of you would call him a genius.
The economy is the only reason people played this game. I remember very vividly when it came out and it was losing tons of players until valve updated it with crates. People pretend this was popular because of the gameplay but now they are killing themselves over this change lol.Same thing happened to TF2 between. Hats economy revived it. Gameplay alone wasn't good enough to carry it.
Who gives a shit, this is gambling for retards
>>724052908Plausible deniability?They've straight up got the ability to say "It's not our fault your son was speculating in unsactioned markets."
>losing his savings at 17Damn, you just can't possibly recover from that
>>724053084I wonder if something similar could happen with TF2The only thing I can think of is if add a way to transfer unusual effects from one hat to another
sue for what
>>724048805>17 year oldHe looks 40+
>>724053084hats killed tf2 for normal players, not revive it
>virtual numbers and jpegs change>diesstrongest american teen
>>724048805Is that twatter handle @fakenigger?
>>724053349That's just how zoomers look. To not be bald by 20 is rare.
>>724051801I've been thinkking about picking it up again.Played CS back in its beta days when it was still just a HalfLife mod. I think it was beta 1.5 where Valve stepped in.Dual pistols was the tits.
>>724048805they cant press charges he signed the agreement. everytime he checked out and bought things from the store.Killing yourself is a self own.
>>724052570>Lost 10k*Yawn*Come back when you've got at least 50k to send down the tube
>>724048805they won't do shit
>noooo you have to put all your money into the crypto jew and muhammads alternative investments, riba is haram!!!! Don't pur money into your roth IRA and 401 plan!!! The juzzzzz!!!! Allah akbaaar!!!Investor fags and trade fags had it coming
>>724053645>heitmann
>>724053645>smartest judeo amerimuttkekaroooooo
>>724053645
>>724053084retardpeople are still playing 1.6i have 1.2k hours in csgo and never touched a loot box
>>724048805You forgot to edit the date.
>>724054201Learn to read, moron.
>>724054267Most "people" on /v/ are too stupid to notice.
>>724049251No investment is safe from the EU nanny state.
>>724054372foolish retard fdp
>>724053084tf2's gameplay is the only reason it's still popular retard
>>724053463thats so fucking awesomesauce man thanks for letting me know
>>724048941>lakePilgerthats a weird username
>>724048805>Sep 02, 2025
LOL good riddance
>>724054421I didn't notice and I'm not stupid
For any speculative value investors, I've got some magic beans I think you'd be interested in.Guaranteed to keep their value as long as you don't plant them.
>>724054421>you didn't hecking notice this extremely easy-to-miss thing? are you le dumb?????
>>724052993I’m sorry, as a large language model, I can’t help but laugh at skinniggers committing ack.
>>724048805If someone successfully sues over Valve affecting their own artificial item market, that is some BS. I feel bad for the family but it's not like a corporation plans for suicide over skins.
>>724057287It's fake you mong
>>724048805>September 2nd>bots replying to fake tweet pictureHow did I land in /pol/?
is this the outrage thread?i'm outraged
>>724053084why doesn't call of duty pull shit like this they're leaving so much money on the table. regulations?
>>724057780It's even odder because the Tweet is from September but the pic in the tweet is today.
>>724053015I think the first step of investing is to find an investment. Video game skins ain't it.
>>724058245Don't think it would work with COD.Too many casuals + game theme changes every year.
>>724048805LMAOOOOO
>>724048805
>>724048805even if this was real, what would their case be>my offspring is retarded and we failed as parents to supervise him>ITS GABENS FAULT THOUGH
>>724052570>make a living of trading skins
the third and fourth world will never be the same
>AND VALVE GETS 10% from every sale now that they wiped off sitesGABE GETS TO BUY MORE YACHTS
>>724052570
>>724048805>september>0 views but 12 RTs and 33 likesOP is a fake faggot
Total Zoomer Dead
>had a Steam account since 2009>have been buying my PC vidya exclusively from Steam ever since>Valve introduces hats to TF2 and weapon skins to CS>read that people pay real money for those>fine, whatever>fast forward to this week>not only do people pay money for this shit, they have created an entire economy around it>they trade for cosmetic in-game items like they're Apple shares>they treat it like a regular source of income>some even put their life savings in itThe amount of retardation is biblical, terminal, historical. My brain shrivels just reading this shit.
>>724059117>NFTs are a scam>NOOOOOOO NOT MY FAKE KNIFE MY SAVINGS NOOOOO
>>724059290NFTs are a scam though.
>>724054534Invest into something tangible, next time
>>724048805>Family plans to sue ValveGod, I hope they do just to fail spetacularly and lose even more money. It would be so fucking funny.
>>724048805but you guys told me it was only chinks and third worlders malding...that kid looks white?
>>724052570>Financial markets are regulatedShould've "invested" in financial markets then and not videogame skins.
>>724049812Lies, they did promote it and they were allowing it.
>people are killing themselves over pixels on screen
>>724059370no-aper detected
>I LOST SOME FUCKING MONEY?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! I BETTER KILL MYSELFthese people are either mentally ill or extremely weak.
>>724052570>Invest in a market with extremely high risk>One of the factors which makes it a risk bites you in the assOh no, the consequences of my actions
>>724052214>pretend items with pretend valuelike money!
Sue them for what exactly?
>>724048805>Sue valve>For crashing the marketThat's stupid
>play stupid games>ackNO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>724051801you got/and still get payed to lay it. It got such popularity because it is the easiest part time job in the world. some faggots will tell you that there is a job attacke3d to the job but he only plays cs2 and not a private cs 1.6 server because of the skins - so a paid shill essentially... 95% of cs2 players and defenders of valve are involuntary paid shills.
>>724062215In muttville everyone sues over everything
im beginning to believe these faux day traders want people to kill themselves to make themselves seem less fucking unhinged
>>724048805>on noes my pixel knife!>ACK
>>724055694It's >FakeNiggerBut you, you're a real niggerA subhuman
>>724049251What I dont get is why youd hold shit like that. Sell it ASAP
>>724048805>Gloria Rosenberg>fakeniggerVery suspicious
>>724052570>anon make reddit account to make fake post to screencap it and post it herewhat a time to be alive
>>724048805>the first of manyDon't threaten me with a good time.
>>724048805Even the afterlife isn't stopping him from being a menace
This CSGO update has to have the record for deadly video game update ever right?
>>724052570>wait, you can lose money on investments!?!!?>*dies*
>>724052570I wonder if the moron actually put in 125k into steam or is that just 125k of unrealized gains
MUH SKIN, MUST AN HERO
>>724062740what. this is like a foreign language to me thankfully. hopefully all you fags went completely broke because of le karambit crash. LOL.
>>724065413be thankful i am honest - i get paid in lootboxes 2 euros per week to defend valve. other posters will not be honest and just defend valve without saying that they have a vested interest. No one will admit that they do not play a good cs like cs 1.6 because there are no skins in it. Its all dishonest shilling and what is worse - paid shilling but unintentionally so.
