Sell all the knives. Today.
>>724053298kek
>>724053298It's the gloves that got slaughtered
>>724053298i'm not selling...
>>724053298Jaaannneeee! Did you hypnotised Anon into buying five thousand dollars worth of weapons skins?
>>724053298If you do this. You will never sell anything to these people ever again!
You faggots do realise we are still richer than you? I've lost 50%, probably 80% of my networth but it's still close to a million dollars
I think /v/ is too stupid for this particular /tv/ meme
>>724053298>Is that even possible
>>724053918Anon you literally cannot use that money for anything other than video games on your steam account>Okay I will just sell my account for a bazillion dollarsOkay, who is gonna buy it, exactly?
>>724053298
>retard gamers treat these skins like they're as solid as stocks. and they're going to zero
>>724053846This is it! I’M TELLING YOU, THIS IS IT.
>>724053846We are selling to willing buyers at current market price so that WE may SURVIVE!
>>724054642>SURVIVE>continues to never ever make half life 3why even bother surviving
Fugg, this movie was on the drive I moved to cold storage a few months ago
>What time is it in Seattle?>...fuck me
>>724053918why are you nervously peacocking on an anonymous forum lmao. fucking high school drop out.
>>724053846
watched Margin Call recently for the first time, it was a thoroughly thrilling experience. The only issue with that movie is that they had to explain the issue, like, five times for retards, but once that's out of the way, it's a straight kino.
>>724053298>Jesus, that's a nice house.>Yeah it is... he just bought it.>I hope it wasn't with knives.
>Sam. *bites a toastpoint*>It's just skins. It's made up.
>>724054489>How are you fucking us? We will buy your knives but tell us how you're fucking us.
>What do you think these jeets make in a night? Two grand? That's pretty good, y'know, all things considered
>Gabe Newell made two and a half million last month>does that seem right to you?
>>724055995>>724056164>Would you shut the fuck up?
YOU HAVE KIDS?
margin call is the lesser of the two
>They're traders. I'm not a trader. I try to show the traders how financially pathetic they really are. So when I say you and your $60k inventory is nothing personal...you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the traders that put you where you are. You were a trader. You had StatTrak knifes. And, uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best! I took CS2's economy in my hand and turned it on itself! Look what I did to this community with a few updates and a couple of useless skins. Mm? You know, I noticed nobody panics when things are according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the community I'll recover the market or that new knives will be trade-banned, nobody panics. Because that's all 'part of the plan'. But when I say one little contract skin will get you a StatTrak knife...well, the everyone loses their minds!
>>724053918so weird seeing my Aika gif from ages ago randomly pop up
>>724053298>Money can't buy knives!
Please Mr. Newell, tell us what is the nature of the problem and if you may please speak to us like you would a toddler or a golden retriever.
>>724056768at least take out a corrupt politician lmao these degens can't do anything right
>>724056768>su1cides
>>724053918maybe jamaican dollars you fucking loser
>/biz/ didn't appreciate my margin call memes on release>now they've made their way to /v/it's not FAIR
>>724057946Things are only appreciated on boards where they are off-topic.
>>724057946Why would they? Margin Call posting is like daily shit for /biz/.
>FUCK normal people.
>>724053918>networth in digital knife skins el oh el. Post your fucking hands right now
>>724057946Because to /biz/, Margin Call is regular business the same way Chris-chan is regular business to /v/. Where normal people would be horrified, we just shrug our shoulders.
It's over
>>724053298So, did the people behind the patch sell moments before it went to production? Kind of rigged.
>>724055121>The only issue with that movie is that they had to explain the issue, like, five times for retardsIs this sarcasm? The movie never even really mentions what is going on because it just takes for granted everyone watching knows already.
>>724057686some tax payer might end up committing SUICIDE after reading that NO NO word and we can't have that! we can't lose tax payers.surprised they didn't use ''unalive''
>listen, nothing I'm gonna say is gonna make you feel better so just suck it up and you'll be fine after a while
>>724053298Second prize is a set of steak knife skins
>>724060550>You shoulda seen me honey, I was THIS close, I almost got them to trade me a Doppler...well no, I didn't actually TRADE for the Doppler...
