The Joker festi/v/al is live for the weekend. Are you enjoying the buff to the tickets?
chat this is youthis is what you look like right now
>>724059686>Best events, best payouts, worst decals, too much Morgana. Could have been worse, I suppose.
I need to play the objective more
610797123/4 at the moment. Free us from the ass randos we keep getting forced to babysit.
>>724059686More tickets is always welcome. I have to grind out all the horns, so I need them.
>>724059869There's so much Morgana you can't help but wonder why the fuck that little shit isn't the one playable.
Nice tapping.
>>724059980Anon................
>>724059869Morgana would be good if it wasn't a faggot
>>724059757So true
I'm seeing players in my lobbies who I used to race against before they got 9999 points in world match and stopped playing to keep their ladder rank.
>>724059959jumpin in
>take the gamble when the goo is coming and don't use my drill>invincibility actually holds until it fell >mfw 1st was guaranteed in that moment Love to see it.
>>724060704Think that was my goo, does it target teammates too?
>>724060792It shouldn't, someone else shot their goo on you
>taking eons to decide the track>com error?>com errorDangit>>724060792Doubt it but it had me spooked because it triggered the same as any other.
>game puts on a rental plate when someone joins the lobby and then going back into matchmakingFuck sake, Sega
>kronos island>no 100 rings>one nigger in an opposite team collects over 1000 rings in 3 laps while I can barely get 400 by focusing on them as much as possibleIf you so desperately have to cheat to win, at least try to be subtle about it.
Why does Sega mandate lack of humans in Sonic games but Eggman and this fucker are fine? Pure retardation
>timeoutbruh
>>724061113Kek we're on a merry go round of errors. The lobby is still up.
Haven't played since the Minecraft festival. Can the Minecraft map show up in online matches?
>>724061335yes
>>724061335Yes. It can also spook you if you select random crossworld.
No more errors.
>>724061531>joins ur lobby on 2bar wifi with torrents runningheh...... nothin personnel
>got cucked out of the 100 ringBunch of greedy ass monkeys on the other teams.
>finish 1st>entire team finishes last>most amount of rings collected>team is in the bottom 3 of the amount of rings collectedYaaaay
>alt tab>forgot the festival auto changes your gadget plate when it rotates eventI can't believe I wasn't dead last
>>724061823Don't worry. I purposefully slowed down specifically to get the 100 ring
>lobby fullOk then, 2nd lobby: 42917309
>just enjoying a slow casual drive picking up rings in the back of the pack for the first two lapsComfy but we're back to tapping.
>last item box robbed>hit 3 times with the finish lapthanks for the carry guys
I'm gonna play to the end of tap boosts, then I have to sleep after a full night of wage slavery
>>724062258Always a joy working together with you. Hopefully we get some more games in later.
>stole second with a last minute glovefeelsgoodman
>Wave casually saying "Byeeee" when you pass someone elseShe's such a cute little zoomerette
i thought there would be a new stage....
>>724062797Free characters don't get stages
Arghh.... The rando Cream dragged us down...
>barely dodge a tornado fucker>suddenly backwards bomb thrower
>Donpa Factory>Blizzard Valley>Coral TownErgh...
>lap 3>block 3 slicers within the span of 10 secondschrist
>724063079>Donpa Factory>Blizzard Valley>Coral Townkino
>>724063079Kino overload
Waging done, any rooms?
>>724060052>Mona stickers>Mona titles>Game largely features talking animals>Yeah so here's Jonkler again. He's the only thing that gets to crossover ever. Thanks Sega. I'm sure people aren't tired of it yet.
>escape from the city is the final jukebox unlock, requiring 80 A ranks in time trials I do not appreciate sega weaponizing autism to pad playtime
>fall off while attempting the shortcut>that fucking respawn pointHoly SHIT thank you guys for the carry.
>>724063368I saved it with my 2nd place, but holy shit that was close
>>724063175This one >>724062059 not still open?
>>724062998Cream the Rabbit sounds more like a command than a name.
I wish this game had actual single player content. I think that's why Mario is beating it.
>>724063430>>724062059currently 3/4
Any cute and funny cream mods out yet?
I have no idea what the fuck that ending was but we'll take it.
>>724063605yes
>>724063764The usual kronos clusterfuck
>>724063519>. I think that's why Mario is beating it.the truth is that sonic games are a marketing black holenormalfags REALLY do STILL associate the franchise with Sonic 2006 and this will NEVER change
Alright, bros, Good games, I'm gonna sleep, then I'll wake up and keep up the grind
bros...
>>724064215Thanks for the games guys
>>724064215ggs
>>724064215Great win streak, was fun. GGs!
How goes the title grind?>11k tickets until my next title
>>724062059This lobby's not the bestBut I can't blame it all on you guys, I'm new to dash panels..
>>724064824oh NOW we're kicking ass..
>>724064824Kek, I haven't played in a week and it shows. Also we just won so stfu.
Any lobbies with free spots? Don't know how much time I have so I don't want thost in case I have to leave soon.
IWANTZEENA
>fucked from 1st to 8th in half a secondnigger game
>>724065491And this my friends is why I've accepted being a bagger.
>>724065243Made a lobby 98570670
>GALACTIC PARADE>FRENZYNo Donny, please, it's too fast.
>>724065590Perfect
when are the adding NiGHTS
nah fuck this I'm ragequittting
Can I stop being hit with a ghost that's not meant for me? thanks
>winning by just one point
great, auto lose via bot
Literally JOker's fault we lost lol
Christ we really need one more member
I unlock the one thing that matters to the game mechanically, the Handling Kit, then I switch off from this game. I do not tolerate the bullshit that is online multiplayer.
>>724065605We gamin
>off by 1
>>7240655904/4 great stuff so far
>>724061104Sonic Team still associates "real humans in a mainline game" with 06 which haunts them to this day.
>>724067118But they're in sonic adventure 1 and 2 too?Unleashed as well?There was a tailstube talking about what the deal was with humans...Eggman's a human.
>>724059686NOOOOOO FUCK why is there another festival?? I don't want to play this game this weekend!
Is the cat a girl or a boy cause I wanna fuck it
42917309 lobby is still up with spots open everyone else left
>>724067171Unleashed got middling reception when it came out, partially because of the werehog stages and poor timing due to being in the wake of 06.Colors and Generations were received much better and started all the meta writing. That's also when all humans except for Eggman stopped showing up.
sorry bros, bad item rolls
We're too good /v/ros
>lost to a clone AI of meHOLY HUMILIATION
>8th place>game gives me shuriken and tornadoThanks...
>approaching the finish line in 1st with no itemsI should've known better...
>>724067982at least you finished 8th, I got nuked from 2nd to 12th
I tire of this Tenna spam everywhere.
waiting on the lobby
>join a /v/ lobby>the host sucks at the game and you're the best player there
>>724068356do not shit-talk fellow /v/ros
>>724068032Finally, a good mod
>>724068374At least I'm keeping it anonymous.
>>724068356don't be an asshole and have fun
>>724068356>join a /v/ lobby>you're the best player thereThis is most lobbies, thougheverbeit. Just play and have fun, your extra 6 points don't matter.
you've got to be fucking nigger shitting me, 20 rings
>>724068698so close...
... sorry bros I thought this was still tap boost
>>724068453For me it's more >Front run for 2 laps and most of lap 3>Drop down to 8th on the final stretch because I lacked a defense item>Team carries meThanks guys.
>>7240673402 spots open still, join /v/ros
>>7240673402/4 nowThe x2 just unlocked me another anime waifu sticker.
>>724068453>>724068463I feel bad now, you guys are right. It's not worth getting frustrated over.
>>724063519Mario isn't beating anyone because despite the sales no one is playing.And even the sales aren't that impressive when you realize the famitsu sales are an echo chamber that doesn't reflect reality. Famitsu only tracks physical sales so while it isn't a problem for Nintendo games as most tendies do not buy digital, everyone else gets like 80% or more of their total sales from digital.And there's also the fact that Japan is inherently biased towards handhelds and Nintendo. At this point that's the only country where they dominate. Outside of Japan they don't even chart.
>>724064456Either you cheated the game or somehow cheated life itself and no longer require sleep or something.
And this time the game just hated me
>>724064456show playtime
>>724069031>>724069195guys I don't think he's implying that pic is his.
cucked baggers with last second dark chao kek
>>724064456cool cheated titles
>>724064456Is it just me or are almost all final titles pretty trash?>>724069242I for sure hope not.
I stole some kid's entire sack of Omochao rings lmao
Not having a wisp or something to go through the shortcut on the last corner is a death sentence
>v*id
>>724069717>glove>spike ball
>>724069693Is it just me or does the game give you a lot more void wisps during the ring grab?
I can't bros, I got fucking bumped out of 2 last rows of items
I just learned the hard way you can't make the Northstar Island shortcut with Omochao
/v/ ... how did we let the baggers win this...
>>724070084we play honestly, we have souls
>>724070060got bumped into a shortcut I didn't even know that course had and that through off my flow
>>724070082I tried too but got bumped past it
>>724070060>>724070084>>724070119Tap boost now, gonna head to bed soon so I'll end the lobby after it changes
Was between Minecraft and Joker festival something else?
Festival Lobby98450528>where did i miscalculate
FUCKING CHARMY BOT
>>724069794Yes just like Omochao
I'm tired of bagniggers, gonna eat something. Thanks for games, gonna be back later
>>724070240GGs and good night!>>724070339no
>>724070240Now I don't know if I just had a disconnect. Might have been the other lobby that was disbanded lol
>>724070513>>724070579GGs thanks for playing /v/ros
>>724070652It was a disconnect but I'll take that as a sign to hit the sack
>>724070579Good, I thought I missed some rewards. First game and we are 10th / 11th / 12th lmao. Nice start
Gonna take a break too, GGs everyone
42917309 lobby 2/10Bot on our team, won anyway.
>persona crossoverdoes it count as killing the game if the game was stillborn?
Samir? more like Cuckmir lmao
>>724070890>2/10I meant 2/4 kek
>>724070775I'm last again God I suck at this game
>>724070904But enough about Mario Kart World.
>clinging on to third for dear life>half a cunt hair from the finishline>slicer fucks me down to sixth>literally happens again the exact same way the next racelmao haha
>>724070376NO BOT COULD HOLD US DOWN!!!2/4 btw, sagefags encouraged to join
>>724070890>connection errorGGs, guess I'm done hosting for now.
>>724071378MY GAME MY WHOLE GAME JUST CRASHED
>Have a streak going>Suddenly get 3 giga-lobotomites in my team that finish 10th, 11th and 12th while having the least contributed to the objectiveYou're not subtle, Sega.I was in 7th too thanks to a fucking shuriken
Add her to the game!
For me it is>team redPlay Chadvok>team bluePlay Metal Chadnic>team pinkPlay Cutemy RoseSimple calculs
>>724069508Yeah some of them are too wordy. I blame Ian even if it's not his fault
>>724071680>Unironically picking Amy Rose in the year of the lord.A disgrace to the pink
>>724071717He is the sole writer for this game.It's absolutely his fault.
>12thI don't know what happened
Okay?
>>724072127I didn't play and know what happened, you got bagged
I forgot to change my gadgets and Tech Drift was removed; good god I cannot play without it now. Normal drifting feels awful in comparison.
>all 4 of us together at the top
let's go, Sagebros!shoutout to the random Wave that joined us
>>7240703763/4we're doing super good too
>>724072560aaaaaand you jinxed it
>>724070376>Timed outshit. New-New Lobby86992448
>>724072652i didn't mean it!!!!
Idk what happened to the group but my ISP shit the bed so I'm on a forced break. Ggs
>>724072737already full, jeezggs Sagebros, it was brief but it was fun
what the fuck my game crashed
>>724067118Why do they need to be real humans? Eggman doesn't look like a real human. King Boom Boo is also great they should continue lifting Billy Hatcher designs
>>724072910it even deducted good boy points even if this was not my fault, epic.Can Sega let people rejoin the races, fuck sake
>>724072858It was a blast!
>>724061104Don't try to figure out how Iizuka's insane mind works. He changes canon on a whim.
>>724072737>yet another disconnecthere we go again71629635send me a friend request if you hop on in case it happens yet again
>>724073269the momen 2x points appeared on my screen at the start my game crashed with no error at all, the hell
>>724067383Sega really are the champions when it comes to seeing their stuff criticized and correcting by changing out the stuff that nobody was complaining about.>Literally nobody is saying the game sucks because of the Pixar style humans, so clearly, we need to axe the Pixar style humans.>>724073002Also it's jarring because Gerald and GUN (and therefore, wider human civilization) existing is utterly integral to the backstory of Shadow, who's more prominent than ever now, and yet you still have the IDW comics (and hell, all Sonic media outside of alt-canon stuff and the Shadow Generations animation) treating it like SatAM anthros-only world.
>>724073197I believe it's Sega and not lizuka because humans are allowed to appear in shit nobody cares about like youtube videos
>>724072858well, the lobby died, you can probably make a new one, or I can make one if people are not confident in their internet>>724064456also is that third title of Zazz's saying he's the Assassin? That's definitely not what I would call him
on standby in the lobby, maria
Bagshitters piss me off each time I reach the final stretch it just sours the entire race and makes want to quit each time. Holy fuck this really need addressing somehow
>>724073269FUCK YEAHWON AN X2 MATCHDIDN'T EVEN NEED THE BONUS.
>>724061104Why are humans even considered separate from other talking animals in Sonic? Humans aren't special if everyone is intelligent and are just talking apes like other talking apes
any lobbies got a spot?
>>724073440Reminder that Zazz is more popular than Silver because of Sonic Dash
>btfoing a tranny flag car amywell done sage fans and Babylon chads
>>724073982We outnumber them....Or at least, that's how it seemed pre-Colors.
2691-7763 join up
YET ANOTHER GAME WHERE WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED THE OBJECTIVE'S BONUS
>stop playing on tap boost>come back>tap boost again
i wanted to like this game but the miku festival really ruined my enjoyment bc i didn't find it funso i deinstall the game
Any spaces?
>>724074824my lobby>>724074369's empty feel free to join
fucking espio dragged me to the grass.sorry bros
>>724070082Omochao is very inconsistent, I think if you're not going at a high enough speed you won't get the terrain ignoring effect of the rings fast enough
>>724075000THAT'S OK.I had the wrong gadget plate on anyway... My head was getting a little bloated over winning five in a row anyway.
>tap boost is the main objective this festivalI wasnt planning on grinding for top 1000 again but this really REALLY seals it. Just gonna get the title and hop back to ZA
>>724075101i think tap boosting will always be the main objective.
>>724075101>this festivalit's been the main one for all festivals, and probably future ones as well
I'm so jealous of switch fags having air riders and Crossworlds to play. I love Crossworlds but air riders looks great too.
no item for shortcut, splatted by truck and slimed, sorry bros
This was my last one. Gonna take a break now. Thanks, Sage/Rouge bros!
>>724074980Oh yeah, that went pretty well.
>>724071638100% for this Ghost Girl Sexo
>>724075415Take care, my babyligga.
>>724075101Tap boost is going to be in every festival so I'm afraid it's over for you
>>724075446yeah, we did great
>comm errordamn 8596-5109
>tag the entire lobby with boom boom>doesnt even fucking matter since everyone just pops their bagged items anyways
wave is a tranny character
yeah I'm taking a break. Thanks for good races Sagefags
Can someone explain to me why is there a clone of me in the race?
Hey /v/, put together this poll to see what characters you would want added as DLC. Results will be posted by the end of next month and made into a cool graphic so now's the time to make the internet think your choice is the popular one.https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScdbE2aFkNxKv3_p6LLwxyWQQNVRaXpwltS_vMtS7e1gStgZA/viewform?usp=header
one slicer at the end just fucked my whole shit up
>>724075906>gigglewell I got the 1000 point title the very next race and hopped off myself, aint no way im doing hours of tap boost racing for some tickets.Always a good time racing with a fellow sage connoisseur
>>724075101Tap Boost is fun if your entire party is snaking front runners. The taps come easy and you get so much boost that you can take cuts and avoid Boos no problem.
>>724076285Someone failed to connect very early in the matchmaking phase.
>>724076285if somebody disconnects on the lobby/when starting the race, it gets replaced with a random player spoof, sometimes of other real players. i had it happen to me as well
>>724076285You're too good to be contained
>>724076772I wonder if it's possible to get a 1-2 finish with your own clone
>>724076663I had a lobby last night where the group stayed in 1st/2nd/3rd/4th and tap boosted so much that I got hit with a boom boo, slime, and weights at the final turn and still finished above 5th.
Let's keep the facts straight. She's in.
>>724076054Based
>>724077161>she gets in>she's an acceleration character
The point changes to festivals are great, makes it fun to play.
>>724077445That's what Surge fans deserve
>>724077445Keep your paw away from me, monkey.
>>724077543she's a sonic copycat so she would make sense as speed but who knows what Sega would do
>>724066439I got 1200 Rings off this one time during the first festival thanks to combo bounty. Shit was nuts
>>724077721Surge gets Acceleration, Kit gets Handling, Tangle gets Handling, Whisper gets BAcceleration
>>724077721Speed or boost would be fitting since she can only maintain her speed for a limited amount of time, but Blaze could've easily been boost as well and they went the boring route with her so it's all up in the air I guess.
Let's see if there's enough people for another Lobby26614060
>>724077896Jet, Blaze and Metal all deserved to be Boost, they got fucked over
>>724077445I regularly play as Wave, Zazz, and Egg Pawn so your threats mean nothing. >>724077896The lack of boost characters on the base roaster is really just bizarre, during the beta I didn't even realize boost was a character type.
>>724078013wave and storm should've been too, why is miku the only boost character
>>724078013>>724078123I still maintain that NiGHTS will be boost just to free us from Miku-only, but some actual Sonic boost characters would be nice.
>>724075219>tfw eating with them bothFeels good
>>724076397So for clarification, non-game sonic means a character from the sonic universe that isn't from the games? Like what would that be, one from the movies?
>>724078996The extensive library of comics dating back 30 years
SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE DISREGARD
>Still no patch to address bagging or stats being uselessSega will never stop fumbling
>>724079969They're probably gonna put out something soon, before the year ends.
>>724079969>>724080041I honestly don't expect any patch until they're required to add new characters that aren't already in the data
>>724078996Alright I had to leave those out then. I hope I'll remember to check the results
Boy I hope that lobby is still up.
Ello farmers, any lobbies today?
>>724080173That makes sense.So between November and December, after Spongebob and Ichiban come out.
>>724080475we got a spot open >>724077975
I almost never see Waves online but she's very common in /v/ lobbies across multiple anons. Does 4chan just have a higher concentration of birdfuckers?
>>7240807584chan is nothing but coomers so you'll see more Blaze and Wave here than anywhere else
>>724080610Says not existing...
>>724080928nvm im retard
>>724080840Isn't Blaze the least conventionally sexual girl? No tits, no panties, elegant.
>>724080840Blaze is extremely common, even outside of /here/
>>724080840You mean Sage and Cream.Where lobby i didn't finish event last night
how did that one miku hit 49 boosts wtf
>ruminate about all my matchesI think I saw more Zavoks than Knuckles's online since the start of Crossworlds.
I saw Miku doing 40+ dashes while avg dash count was 20+. I have a feeling that bagging is working here as well, like in Spin Drift
We all agree that Sky Road is the worst Crossworld, right?
>>724081679For me it's between that, White Cave, and Magma Planet
>>724081679The aerial segments are kinda lame, but somehow I don't remember this being a problem in Diddy Kong racing
>>724081246corrupting her is the fetish
>>724081679that would be the pirate one
>>724081679For me, it's Magma PlanetCool visuals but I hate flying it
>>724081679Sky road isn't THAT bad just a little bo-......No, you're right. It's boring.Every other crossworld has some kind of exciting element about it. Sky road is just kind of taking place in the sky and that's it.
>>724081679Secret World or Magma Planet. The latter only when I randomly get stuck in walls.
Bros... are all the Crossworlds shit...?
>>724081953why is she putting her hand on her kid's ass instead of her back?
>>724081679Yes. It's boring as fuck. I honestly prefer the "frustrating" ones like White Cave.
>>724082035I like Steampunk City, Roulette Road, Dragon Road, Golden Temple, and Cyberspace.
>You can fall off the sides of Wonder MuseumWell that's new
>>724081679White Cave.
I'll be using the badass Omega tank in both racing games.
>>724082035Imagine saying this when Steampunk, Cyber Space, and Dragon Road exist
>>724082049Cream has that effect on people.
I'm back 6622-5715
Is maxed Race Park still better than the Festival for grinding tickets?
So... when you say baggers are you talking about people staying behind and collecting the best items to overtake you at the end?
>>7240832323/4, that was fast
>>724083345literally what bagging means yes
>>724083345yes, people who put themselves in last place on purpose
Will join lobs once I'm off the wage cage.
>>724083443People might think I do that but I honestly am just this bad
Why cant they just take your item if you hold onto for too long? Seems like an easy fix honestly.
>>724083232Coming shortly
>>724083271No. It takes three races to get 70 max. Current festival gives 100 after you finish the reward track and you can get multiple sets of 100 per race.
>>724083610they literally encourage bagging, there's a whole item hoarder kit, they don't want to "fix" it
>developed by the arcade stage devswhere is hehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XtdYKISJ0
>>724083271Probably offline yes, since you get tickets every race whereas you only get 100 every few races in the festival
>almost 10k tickets>wanna buy a title>still need to get decals and hornsbwos...
FUCKING RETARDED BULLSHIT
>>724084108>>still need to get decals and hornsyou'll never use them
>>724084217but I need to do that shit to unlock the last challenge tab
>>724084217This. And if you're a completionistfag, take a moment to think about how insignificant it will be to you in a year.
40747160lobby up 1/4 need to grind tickets for my i love sage tshirt
>>724059686Can I use tickets to have sex with Ann?
>>724083796You're forgetting the extra tickets you get from the races themselves, 30 for winning + 15 for bonuses. So every 3 races reliably gets you 115 tickets and you can race at Super Sonic Speed which is faster than the Festival's Group Speed + getting into races is faster than lobby matchmaking.
>>724084363you can use the tickets for ANal wth the girl of your choice
>>7240843232/4 up
Fish fear meWomen fear meBaggers fear me
Sorry guys I lost the item lottery
>no. 1 lead keep>first place>most ringsgaming
>>724084850
I fucking dodged Boo boo with wisp while having modded running Eggman>>724084363
FML I tagged the wrong person
>>724084850I love Big. He barely gives a fuck about anything even when Rivals are death-threatening or telling him to fuck off.
I'm starting to feel the player base drop, shit's getting real sweaty in these Festivals now
That Joker in last place was the ultimate ring bagger holy shit
jesus christ well i tried power its fun bullying people but yeahback to the cool board thing
>snagged all top 4 placesnice
>>7240853581,283 rings lol...
>>724082035I'm about half and half on it
i went so high on the side of the bridge it put me out of bounds, after already falling off of it prior to this happening, wonderfuli picked the wrong map
DC!!!!!!!!!
never played persona but that cat is pure sex, despite being black
any open rooms?
>>724086868that cat's an annoying faggot
If only we were swapped...
IT'S SONIC BAGGINGALL AROUND THE WORLDFASTER THAN EVERTHAT MAKES MY ITEM BUTTON BURNDRILL WISPS ARE PLENTYIT'S CHAOS EVERY TURNI'M HITTING THE BRAKE IT'S SONIC BAAAAGGIIING
81345724open room 1/4
>>724059686>tap boost active>some retard picks coral town
Man why did I have to eat two slicers on the finish line?
>>724087385>IT'S CHAOS EVERY TURN>chaos isn't even in the gamewhat did they mean by this
>>724087070there's a 4/4 but its been goin for a lil whileim conflicted on giving more tickets to jet or buying more vehicle parts, i like variety normally but im just pissed ALL boards are boost
>>724087628well 4/4 is full you donut
>>724073982Am I the only one that thought this scene was well done and the kiss wasn't that bad
>>724087510>chao park>blizzard valleyTap boosting nightmare
>>724087824Yes, you are.
8th place and last item box is a void whisp... why?
>>724083942https://youtu.be/Fx6H4KqvTxI
>>724087967why does every ending have to be a shitshow, no matter what you do and quick recovery will not save you from the end
ggs guys I got my 1000 and gonna take a break
>>724088048ggs!
>>724088048gg, got my 1k a bit ago but the tickets ain't too bad desu
>>7240875032/4
>>724083232still going and 3/4
>>7240882023/4
>>724087947What a shame
tap taptap tap revenge
>>724088471Looks like we're soft locked, can anyone cancel and rejoin? I'm stuck on waiting for other players...
nyoooooooooooooooooooo
>>724085874Holoska is supreme kino, though.
>>724076397sent
>>724089168fun fact: if you tie the S Rank, it doesn't count. It just shows --:--.--- as the time for next rank
>>724089373Spongebros...... we fucking WON, dude.
tapping is so easy
>>724089373I'm so ready for them, I already made a Gary themed board and a Patrick one
i am designating myself as the bag mani've had enough
>>724089557gae
>>724089557straight
>>724089373ugly
>>724089495This outfit with SA2 proportions would be absolute peak
>>724089634>giving up
>>724089373Is this from the switch 1 version?
>>724089634Let me guess: you're a Sage main?
I'm sorry I royally fucked up that last jump
lobby communication lost51747214
This is my first Sonic game since the 2000s. Why do Sonic and Amy sound 45 now? It's pretty jarring for what they look like.
>>724089784>>724089882jet main silver does not sound like i expected him to sound but idk what i was expectingit all goes to hell in the end
>>724090061Because they're voiced by 40-50 year olds and the voice direction
>>724090061play in japanese for instant cutesy young Amy
>>724090061i mean they are probably 45 at least and trying to sound like teenagers or early 20s lol
>>724090131>and the voice directionAre the characters meant to be older now or something?
>>724090061If you want to play Amy, switch to another language. I'm playing in Japanese and enjoying Amy and Sol Zavokguy
Oh shit, i totally forgot to wank to some Rouge porn.
>>724090061just switch to jap voices, modern english sonic voice casting and direction's shit
GoodNice!JAMMIN'!!
>That clanker who chose this fucking map with zero dash panels.
Sorry guys but I'm dead tired, will disband the lobby after the next race. GGs!
>>724090427ONEONEONEONE TWOONEONEONE TWOONE TWOONEONE TWOONEONE TWO THREE HEE HEE
>>724090558i pick for atmosphere and if there's nothin that looks good i just do random
>>724090307Same bro, but the grind comes first
I forgot to equip Tech Drift again, oh no...
>Japanese Amy VA is older than English>sounds two times youngerHow does she do that?
>fail the second shortcut on crystal mine>get last as a resultI HATE CRYSTAL MINEand yet we won due to the objective
>>724090694Different people have different voices?
>>724090698Go to time trial and don't come back until you can nail the cut six times in a row
>>7240900583/4
>>724090265As of Frontiers yeah
>>724091108nuh uh
>wanting to grind tickets while maybe working toward top 100>work in an hourI envy my NEET racing bwos.
>Bagger in my team>We lose>I report themIt's that simple
>>724090061Roger Craig Smith really, really needs to go. He "worked" for Boom era Sonic when they were trying to lean into the idea that Sonic is a snarky burnout tired of this crap like Sonic for Hire (yes, they were actually trying to emulate Internet humor to convince people they're "cool" again) but it's really out of place with the pivot back to sincere storytelling.RCS's delivery also doesn't work for CrossWorlds. Whenever he's meant to be congratulating a character he likes on a hit or lead (i.e. Tails, Cream) he just sounds bored/annoyed.>Not bad, not bad.
I was told that Sand Road had SA2 references, but I can't really tell if it's supposed to look like Hidden Base or something.
>>724091526>sincere storytelling.That's incredibly generousBut also that's literally Sonic's personality anyway
>>724091352close, leave of absence for mental health6 months roughly, on 1st month of it, what a hassle but whatevergotta get my mind right
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>>724091594There are weird human-echidna statues on the sides of the road on that jump out of the temple, though the course is explicitly supposed to be Sandopolis.
>>724091804Rouge bricks
>>724091674Fuck.Still, at least you got limitless vidya on-hand while you get shit sorted. Godspeed, /v/rother, and hopefully it passes quick so you can have extra months of free time trouble-free.
>>724091804holy fuckkkk
>>724091073OOOO IM HONIN'
I screwed objective sorry, got cucked out of the pack
>>724091674Stress is the real killer, don't let anyone shit on you bro
>>724091804The urge to set up two beds next to each other is real.
>>724091352As an autistic neet, it's not as lovely as you think. I'm fucking exhausted and I'm doing nothing. OK that's a lie, I've got two more months of college, but I haven't been able to go as of late because of family bullshit. I want my own place...
>>724092002Anon....... you need a wider line.
Is there anything worse than getting bumped out of the last row of items before finish and you lose due to having no items?
why does tapping have to be the main activity, I fucking loathe it
>80 A ranks to get escape from the cityare they fr
>>724091962thanks, yeah it's not so bad really but they do make me see doctors n shit>>724092025couldn't think of what i wanted to be when i grew up so now i'm an insurance agent, even got my license for it, but it can be a hassle at times same with any job i guess
>>724092462Nope, that's the worst part of being near the back. It's ass.
>>724090058I'm gonna dip after this next race, I need a make a drink.
What did they do to collision.. I swear,this got waaaay worse since last festival. It reminds me of how the beta wasEvery fucking boink to other vehicles.. everyone getting "glued" to walls for seconds... what the fuck. This is horrible
>>724092706Bro...your 100 power, eggman, driftspim tank?
>>724092706Water or in car mode?
>>724091352>I envy my NEET racing bwos.it's not exactly all it's cracked up to be, being broke and isolated isn't fun after years, it will just twist you into a truly cynical and lonely existence though I can't really speak to how it compares to wage slaving
Any open lobbies? I'm gonna try and grind for the 5,000 tickets I need to buy all of the horns today.
>>724092845Power doesn't determine collisions, it's ONLY for deciding who loses a ring when they bonkSpin Drift kinda cooks thoughbeit
>>724092002I didn't even know you could go on that truck until now
>>72409291051747214
>>724093030 time to do some time trials bud
>>72409291051747214one slot left
>>724092528It's really fun with the right team
>>724092845Huh?No.It isnt just me, i see others the same.l going against walls and getting stuck there, a lot of weird physics too.Unless the internet is shitting hard during this event, but this reminds the beta. The minecraft festival wasnt like this>>724092861Car.
>>724093078I don't wanna
How do you git gud at tap boost?
>>724093046>>724093051>>724093085kek team dark sharing the same braincell
>>724093353>>724093085>>724093051it's stuck, someone rejoin
>>724093273Just focus on bumping against your teammates for the first two laps, especially while drifting during corners or when the road's a long, straight line. I main a Handling character though so I dunno if that matters.
after using silver surfer for a long time, not using tech drift feels like absolute shit
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>>724092887Depends on how much attention one pays to the place they're working in. In my case, I keep seeing a steady decline in every way including reliable production. Some can disassociate far better and I'm mad jealous of them.Would rather scream at my time trial failures than keep dealing with it sometimes.
Which non-Sega characters would you anons want in the game?
>>724093843The only non-sega character I wholly wanted was Mega Man and he's in.I suppose Goku just because it'll be funny.
>>724093843max verstappen
>>724093843>joins Soul Calibur>joins Nikke>has an entire FFXIV area and storylineWhy not. Glory to mankind.
>>724093843no one in particular>>724093952actually goku would be funny, hopefully would come with gohan too
nigger water tunnel, I fucking let go of the gas and it still slammed me against the wall
>>724093843Doremi Harukzaze.
>>724093695I try to do that but they're always either just out of reach or they manage to keep moving away from me
>>724094012Overrated trash character keep her out
>>724094117No more children, we have enough
>>724093843Something cute, My Melody/Kuromi
>>724094067Goku's car would be the nimbus. Pretty awesome desu
>>724094012They'd probably censor the hell out of her. But her first(?) racing cameo would be fun
>>724093843>All these nickelodeon characters so farA warner bros character shouldn't be THAT expensive to license out in comparison, right?
>>724093242DEW ITT
>>724094012Kek, I installed some Music mods, replacing some crossworld maps with Nikke OSTs
>>724094250>Goku's car would be the nimbus.would work best as an extreme gear
what's a good loadout for rings?
That was the one time I was actually happy to get the 100 Rings item, nice.>>724093843I want Cloud and Sephiroth, it won't happen but it'd be funny.
>>724094549Perfect Drift Boost Ring Bounty and slap on whatever other drift gear seems good. If you git gud with timing, the rings fuckin' flow.
>>724094549Runoff Bounty, Slipstream Bounty, either Perfect Boost Ring Bounty or Dash Panel Combo Bounty based on track, then either Tech Drift or Lv2+3 Quick Charge
>>724093843Guybrush Threepwood
>>724094715After penis-nose guybrush's game, I don't want to think about that franchise for a while.
Do any lobbies have slots? I just got home from work and wish to race..
>>724094549im really bad and i use the rental with a handling character and yeah, it don't work for me lol
That was complete domination, good work team.
>>724095037If you make one I'll join
>>724093843If bikes become an option
>>724094549There's two builds I use depending on course selection.>GeneralTechnical Drift, Perfect Charge Bounty, Runoff Bounty, Slipstream Bounty>Boostmaxxing (meme but works well in boost centric courses such as Kronos Island and Radical Highway)Dash Panel Bounty, Dash Panel Mini Bounty, Dash Panel Combo Bounty, Slipstream Bounty
>>724095107We're RICH
>>72409503738428319you can have me spot after this race
>>724095172We got Radical Highway, I'll show you the real meaning of rich lmao.
>>724093843Dick Dastardly and Muttley
>>724093843This fucking psycho.
>>724095037im out38428319
holy fuck Pika what's your loadout
>>724095598Dash Panel Combo Bounty is actually insane on some tracks lol.
>take shortcut on Kronos and win>682 rings Feels good, man
>>724095037You JUST got home??? Isn't it fucking midnight over there???
>>724095598I immediately copied it too lol. Dash panel combo is fucked.
>>724095542>tfw it already filledGUH... I'll just post my own>>724095136Join this if you haven't joined one already,Lobby code is 96284999>>724095770its 21:55 right now
>>724092608the jukebox mod i downloaded required it, all a-ranks is alot easier than all s-ranks
>Dash pad bounty + combo>Radical HighwayOh yeah
I got cucked out of every item box that lap, it's a miracle I didn't get last
>>724095598rental plate...but i have to switch to handling character and most of em are gals, says it gives stat adjustments for em tho
>>724093843Paimon
>>724093843THE MOST AUTISTIC FANBASE OF TODAYCOMBINED WITH THE MOST AUTISTIC FANBASE IN HISTORYMAKE IT HAPPEN
>>724095869:'(
bot cost us the game, anyway I'm out. Thanks for gaming bros
>>724096030that character made me uninstall that game, it was the only gacha i had fun inand the daily chore shit
is the lobby fucked?
>>724096162GGs!
>tfw softlockedHonestly I'm exhausted so I'm calling it quits for now.
>>724096162ggs
>The Mario Kart World thread has more players than usIt's over.
>>724096256what lobby
>>724093843His devs his gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOmNe4VXgi4
>getting consistently over 600 rings which leads to team wins>teammates usually with 300Come on.
>>724096313I also dipped to go off too so I believe it's gone
>>724093843
>>724096269>only 40 posts>uses a public discord to pad their lobby numbersIt's dead, Samir. Stop trying to force this dumb rivalry.
Lobbies? I've got 4,000 tickets to go now.
>still haven't won a single race
>>724095869>fullfucking hell, I'll do it myself12250535
You get disconnected way too fucking much in this game I hate it
>>724096171I find her being an annoying dumb little shit endearing, kinda like Charmy in a way.
>>724096809I'd make one but hosting as a Switch player would probably only make disconnects more frequent.
>>724096626how, we had like 11 game streaks in /v/rooms
>>724096340I wasn't expecting that bikini chick.
>>724096870the bee guy or whatever seems okayidk maybe its cuz its a femoid
>1st>finish 11thi love sonic racing crossworlds
>>724096340AA E A E A E A
Oh...
>>724097516a lot of bad things happened
>Network errorTrying again..Code is 69875630
>>724097516I was right there with you, I only made it out of that hell because the game gave me a King Boom Boo and a Drill.
>>724097105Don't think about that. Think about the race.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwtI2uwxpNE
I'm getting lots of bots in the rando lobbies.
>>724091526I really wish Sega would just recast everyone with the Sonic Prime actors, they were all great.
>>724097516Many such cases, unfortunately.
is there a way to have this game not go mute when i untab from it, i just want to know when the race starts without being waiting for it on the game
>>724097516Mario Kart World is the same way
>>724097764Whoever played Shadow was great. Reminded me of his David Humphrey days.
>>724098019why are your colors inverted
>>724098019Bro, you're graphics card?
>>724098019anon i think it's time for you to log out for the night
>>724098079He's playing the evil version of CrossWorlds.
>>724098079i thought it would be funny to do it (in paint)already have to go in there to resize it anyways...
>>724098135so a fair racing game
>>724098079He used the phantom ruby
>>724098135>evil version of CrossWorlds.but that's the one we're all playing
>>724098313>>724098313>>724098313
>>724095359>>724095487If they're going with a "Racing CrossWorlds" theme, I would've preferred picks like these instead of random shit like Minecraft and Persona desu.
luv amy
