*Demonic screeching and chanting while appearing*Ash nazg durbatulûk, ~One storefront to rule them all~ash nazg gimbatul, ~One storefront to bind them~ash nazg thrakatulûk ~One storefront to bring them allagh burzum-ishi krimpatul~And in the darkness bind them*With the tip of his wicked demonic finger, strikes reds to become affordable, causing chinks, ruskis, and jeets to fall into suicide, one by one**Laughs demonically*
What's that? Did the evil fat man make your knife jpegs worthless?
>>724068542What can men do against such reckless hate?
kino
>>724068542NOO THIS JPEG WAS MINE
>>724068401based god gabenfaggot timmy tencent sweeneycels seething
>>724068401kek. I like how he probably didn't have anything to do with this. isn't gaben hands off for years now, choosing to remain in the international waters (hmm) and allegedly deep dive instead?
Is it morally wrong of me to want to tell the faggots who lost money to pull themselves up from their bootstraps? I want them to suffer more. I like to see them squirm like the maggots they are.You get what you fucking deserve.
>>724069906Doesn't help that streamers like Tmartin were doing csgo gambling streams advertising it to children in the hopes they get more followers
>>724070013I get promoting gambling to children is bad, but that's only a problem if the parents are worthless, useless retards and don't actually raise their kids.The kids don't know any better, so obviously the responsibility falls on the parents. In the end, it's the fault of an adult that this kind of shit even gets any traction.
>>724068401>/v/ sucks Gabe's dick for decades>/v/ Gabe fucks over 3rd worldies who's best bet of making enough money to live a normal life is fucked by a single update>3rd worldies on suicidewatch>suddenly /v/ demonizes GabeI'm noticing something.
>>724070542>OP makes a shitpost>He takes it at face valueretard
>>724068401Lmao
>>724068401Post storefront with shopping cart
Meat is back on the menu boysssss
>>724075660how do orcs know what a "boy" is? there are no orcish children.
>>724068542um they're worthless 3d models not jaypeggs
>>724076345How do they know what a "menu" is? There are no orc restaurants.
>>724076345They were elves in the past so it's a linguistic artifact.
>>724076421Skins are just textures. In older games like that, especially, they're just a single image that wraps around the model.
Gabe Jewell is literally satan from hell (microsoft)The fact gamers trusted him shows how easily they are deceived
>>724077574>Aquajeet made me assume all Aquaposters are jeets>pretty sure about this one as wellThere's literally no alternative to Steam.
>>724077790>There's literally no alternative to Steam.
>>724077873I live in the first world, sorry.
>>724068401You're never going to convince me, Tim. You will always be the evil counterpart to Gaben.
>>724077992Save your excuses, I don't want to hear them
>>724078064Sorry you're poor. Maybe you can sell a few CS2 knife skins and get out of your slavic shithole.
>>724068401This is way funnier than b*tter man slop
>>724068401Why do we fall bruce.
>>724078064>>724077873based
>>724078396I've never fall bruced.
